0:00:01 > 0:00:04- We should last till tomorrow. - You mean the Calor Gas or our relationship?
0:00:04 > 0:00:08- Why are you being like this?- Why are you sleeping with another man?
0:00:08 > 0:00:12- I gotta be civil to him.- We're getting married in three weeks, when will you start putting me first?
0:00:12 > 0:00:14We should set a date, like the end of the year,
0:00:14 > 0:00:18and if nothing's happened by then then we'll just have to accept it ain't going to.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- and start looking into adoption and things?- Yeah.
0:00:21 > 0:00:25Well, I can't believe it. In three weeks you'll be married, eh, Ness?
0:00:25 > 0:00:27- I know.- Nessa and David.
0:00:27 > 0:00:28ALL: Nessa and David.
0:00:31 > 0:00:35It was really weird going back there. It was exactly the same.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37- Remember Dougie? - Doughnut Dougie? Dougie Doughnuts?
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- He's had a heart attack. No-one told me.- Oh, my God. Is he dead?
0:00:40 > 0:00:42I think so. Nobody seems to really know.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Ohh. Do you miss it? Do you wish you still worked there?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Do you know what? Not at all. I really don't.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- I won't have to come up again for ages. Probably not for another six months.- 'Oh, that's good.'
0:00:51 > 0:00:54It's like the olden days, this, isn't it?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Me down here, you up there.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- It's only one night.- 'I know that.'
0:00:58 > 0:01:01I just mean it's like it used to be when we first met.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Yeah. God, all them phone calls.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- And the phone sex. - That was good, though, wasn't it?
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- Yeah.- What you wearing?
0:01:09 > 0:01:10So you going out with Smithy later, then?
0:01:10 > 0:01:14- I don't know. Maybe. It won't be a late one.- Don't get drunk now!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16You've got to drive back in the morning.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18I'll be home by midday. It's not starting till 3.00, is it?
0:01:18 > 0:01:22I know, but you've got to put your suit on and your shoes and belt and everything.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24- How's Nessa feeling? - She's all right.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26We're just having a girly night in with Bryn.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29You know, bleaching and shaving and general wedding prep.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32I just can't believe she's getting married. Can you?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Less than 24 hours to go now, babe.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Right. That's the base coat. Let that dry a minute.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Now, are you sure you want them black?
0:01:50 > 0:01:52- Yeah. It's stylish. - Is it, though? I mean...
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Oh, Stace. Stop stressing me out.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58I think what Stacey means, Ness, is it's not very bridal.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- Well, I'm not very bridal. - Oh, yes, you are.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04I tell you what. Why don't we paint the toenails black?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07That way you retain a certain sense of individuality,
0:02:07 > 0:02:09a sense of "Ness-ness".
0:02:09 > 0:02:11But you keep it hidden away.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13No. Stick to the plan, Bryn.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16I want "Nessa" painted on my left foot, "David" on the right.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19But you always call him "Dave". You never call him "David".
0:02:19 > 0:02:21I do when he's sucking my toes.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25There we are. All done.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Oh, Mum. That looks lush. - That looks lovely, Gwen.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- What shoes will you wear with it? - What?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Joking, I am.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Oh, right.
0:02:34 > 0:02:39- Are you sure you don't want to try it on?- No need. If you got the measurements right it'll be fine.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41If not, you'll ruin my day. Simple as.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50What?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53It's just so nice having you here without Stacey.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54- Pam!- Mum!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Not like that. I love Stacey.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01It's just... Oh, I don't know. I just feel I've got you back all to myself.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Just for tonight.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04There's my little prince, my handsome king
0:03:04 > 0:03:07and me in the middle, the Duchess of Cornwall.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Oh, yeah. And here comes the court jester.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- What's that?- Nothing.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Right. I am done.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15BOTH: Romeo Dunn.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17I should think so. It's quarter to eight.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- He didn't start till 4.00.- How come?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Slept in. Didn't wake up till 3.30.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22What were you doing last night?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Playing Rock Band with Rudi. It's amazing.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27We're thinking about forming a proper band - a group.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29I've done your dinner, sweetheart. It's in the oven.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Cheers. I can get it. - You sure you don't want any veg?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34I had a banana earlier, so I'm all right.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38I'm going to get a bath and a face pack, ready for tomorrow.
0:03:38 > 0:03:43- Yeah, we'll clear this up.- It's a shame you're not going to be there, Smithy, at the wedding.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- Is it? - Well, yeah.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48It doesn't feel right somehow. What are you gonna do with yourself?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50I'll pick up Neil, my boy, and take him to Jungle Jim's.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52You know, the kids' play centre thing.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- Bit young for that, isn't he? - Nah, I checked it out on Monday.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57They've got a little preschool bit, you know - soft toys, little train.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59It'll be nice.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05What? Have I got a bogey?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07No, darling. You're fine.
0:04:10 > 0:04:15So it's right, together. Left, together.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Right, together. Left, together.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21OK. You have a go.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- No, no, no. Not like that. - You're going too fast!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32You're not doing "together," only "right, left".
0:04:32 > 0:04:36I don't see the point. Why am I stopping for?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38I never walks like that. I'm going from A to B, that's all.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Why've I got to look like a dick?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Well, I don't think you do look like a dick, Ness.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Well, I feels like a dick, Bryn.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Hola! - Hiya, love.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Sorry it took so long. It was packed in Morrisons.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Always is on a Friday, Jase. A lot of people doing their big shop.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54I won't go near the place on a Friday.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Me neither. Won't give them the satisfaction.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Where do you shop in Spain, Jase? Do they have supermarkets out there?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Yeah, it's Spain, not the Third World.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Oh, Jase, enough jibber-jabber.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05It's meant to be my hen night. What's the plan?
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Well, I'm doing pizzas and garlic bread.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10And I've got us a little film.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12It's a new thriller
0:05:12 > 0:05:16starring two-time Academy Award-winner Mr Kevin Spacey.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Cracking.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20TV: Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23DOORBELL RINGS Oh, my Christ. Who's that?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- I'll get it. - I don't know, do I?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- Yes, Rudi Rudester. - All right, Gav? Is he here?
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- Yeah, yeah. Smithy, it's Rudi. - Invite her in. Come in, Ruth.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37No, you're all right, Pam. I forgot my keys.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38I thought Mum was home tonight.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41She is, but she's not answering. I think she's asleep.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42I'll give you a lift in a bit if you want.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45No, I'm fine. I've got my heelies.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47- Sure you won't stay for a drink? - No, I'm fine, thanks, Mick.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51I would come out to see you, Ruth, but I'm doing a face pack -
0:05:51 > 0:05:54lavender and jasmine.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Nice. OK. Well, I'll see you later. - Take it easy, Rudi.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- Oh, my God. You were right.- What?
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- You are Welsh.- Eh?
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Your accent - you're speaking Welsh.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- What you on about? - (MIMICS) What you on about?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Shut up. - (MIMICS) Shut up. You're a traitor.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13You've betrayed your roots. You'll be playing rugby next.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- Told you!- See you later.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- Did you get a card?- What?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- For Nessa.- Yeah.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21- Cool. See you, Gethin. - HE LAUGHS
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Got a card for Nessa?- Yeah, why?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Nothing.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29I really don't understand why you've got to have Neil tomorrow.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31What?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Yeah. Why doesn't Nessa want the baby at the wedding?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36I dunno. She watched her own mother get married nine times or something.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- To three different men.- Oh.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- Ohhh.- Oh, I see.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44TV: 'Not ready for it to stop yet, but I'm afraid it's going to have to.'
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Do you want to go out? Chinese and Budgie are down at the Stag.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49They have a DJ on Friday and Saturday nights now.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- Nah.- Oh, come on. Come out.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Get your groove on, yeah?
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Ooh. That feels good.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Get on down at the Stag and Hound...
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Cos Stacey's away, them mice gonna play.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- What are you doing? - I don't know. Let's not bother.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ON TV
0:07:11 > 0:07:14So he was Keyser Soze the whole time?
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Yeah. And he didn't really have a limp at all.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- He was putting it on. - That's very clever.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Very clever.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24How do they think these things up, Gwen?
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- I know. They just do.- Yeah.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I've seen it three times now. I still didn't think it was gonna be him.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34He's a good bloke, Kev. I've got a lot of time for him.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- He loved you, didn't he, Stace? - Yeah.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39But imagine if I'd married him. I'd have been Stacey Spacey.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42ALL CHUCKLE PHONE RINGS
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- On that note, I'm gonna turn in. Jase, you coming over now?- Yeah, OK.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Hello? Oh, hiya, Dave. How are you feeling?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52..Yeah, I'll get her now.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Ness, it's Dave.- What's he want?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57- He wants to talk to you. - Ask him what he wants.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00What was it you wanted, Dave?
0:08:03 > 0:08:09He says he's missing you, sugar tits, and wants to hear your lovely voice before you become his bride tomorrow.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Fair play. Hand him over.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15All right, Dave? How's it going? All right?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17All right, Ness. How's it going? All right?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Oh, Gwen, give us a minute.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Of course, love.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24My old man there yet?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Yeah, just having a little game of cards with him and Noel.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- Cracking.- Pass the phone a minute.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Hiya, Ness. How's my little girl?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Who's this?- It's your dad.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39All right, Dad? What's occurring?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42I'm good. I just come up. Been doing a stint on Holby. Man in a coma.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46- Ah. That's an easy one.- Yeah.- They seemed happy with what I'd done.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48I kept it simple, you know? Just lay there.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- Nice. - So, how you feeling about tomorrow?
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Terrible. Nervous as shit.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56I'd be nervous marrying him. The man's got blood on his hands.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Listen, I'll hand you back to him. See you tomorrow, sugar tits.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Here he is.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Only joking, Dave. I know they never proved nothing.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06You all right, babe? What are you nervous about?
0:09:06 > 0:09:10- Oh, this and that. Mainly Gwen. - Oh, what's she done now?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Well, she's finished the dress, like, but she won't do a fitting.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Christ knows what I'll look like tomorrow.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17You'll look like an angel whatever you wears.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18I'm gonna go now. Bye.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- 'Whoa! Hang on a minute.'- What?
0:09:21 > 0:09:25- This time tomorrow you'll be my wife. - I know. I can't wait.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Sweet dreams, Miss Jenkins.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30You too, Mr Coach.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Ooh! Sorry. Is that you, Ness?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- STACEY: No, it's me, Mum. - All right, love? Want a cuppa?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Yeah, OK. I'll be down now.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Oh, giving you gyp, is it, love?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52No. It's just a bit stiff in the mornings.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Oh! That's what Trevor used to say.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Don't cheapen yourself, Gwen. You're better than that, come on.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Sorry, love.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01You knocking me up an omelette for the journey, like?
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Of course. I've got some onion, bit of ham.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06- You can have cheese, tomato... - Oh, Gwen, cut the chatter.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09I've got other things on my mind, like my forthcoming nuptials.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Sorry, love.- That's OK.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14I'll take the ham. Genuine.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Where've you been? I've been calling.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18I'm sorry. I was just in the shower.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Why haven't you left yet? - I'm just leaving now.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22It's only 8.30. Mum, have you seen my keys?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- Mum?- Sorry, darling?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26It's all right. I've got them.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Well, don't be long. I just want to see you, that's all.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30I'm on my way.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Ohhh, Ness! It's all so exciting! Isn't it, Mum?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- What's that, love? - Good morning, one and all.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Especially the blushing bride. - All right, Bryn?
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- Hiya. You sleep OK on that sofa? - Like a log.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- Right. We ready, then? - Madam, your carriage awaits.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Or should I say Picasso?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54There you are, love.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58- Cheers, Gwenno. - Oh, Ness. It's going to be immense.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Are you excited?- I am, yeah.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02It feels very emotional.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06Come on, Bryn, let's hit the road.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10MUSIC: "Up All Night" by Take That
0:11:12 > 0:11:15HE SINGS ALONG: # Cos you're keeping me up all night... #
0:11:20 > 0:11:25HE TOOTS HORN
0:11:26 > 0:11:31HE TOOTS HORN Hey-hey!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33All right? All right?
0:11:33 > 0:11:38SMITHY SPEAKS INAUDIBLY
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Can't hear you!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48PHONE RINGS
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- Gavlar! Hey-hey!- All right?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- You stopping at Leigh Delamere? - I wasn't going to.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- Where you stopping?- I don't normally. I go straight through.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59What, not even at Chieveley? You don't stop at Chieveley?
0:11:59 > 0:12:03- No.- Chieveley's the best. It's insane.- I've never been.- It's great!
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- I took Lucy there for dinner once. - And you wonder why she left you(!)
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Come on. Stop at Leigh Delamere. You'll get to see Neil.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12OK. Just for five minutes.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13In a bit.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Hey, hot dog!
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Bryn burger!
0:12:24 > 0:12:26How you doing?
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Ohhh! Ho, ho, ho!
0:12:30 > 0:12:33And who's this little nugget? What a treat!
0:12:33 > 0:12:36We just passed each other on the motorway. How are you, Ness?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38- Tidy.- We had a lovely run down.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- I just stopped at Leigh Delamere. - Takes her mind off the big day.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42I saw Smithy and thought...
0:12:42 > 0:12:46I'll be literally five minutes and then I'm heading off again.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47OK.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Love you.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50All right?
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Yeah.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54I've got a couple of changes of clothes in there for him.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- Yeah?- And his special blanket.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Oh, you've got your special NuNu blanket!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Have you got your NuNu?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03He's not been sleeping well the last few nights,
0:13:03 > 0:13:05so you may want to stay with him till he gets off.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Yeah. Yeah, course.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- What are you gonna do with him? - Oh, just hang out and stuff.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Me and Rudi will take him to Jungle Jim's.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14We're gonna have fun, aren't we?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Come on, then, little fella.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Come have a holiday with your daddy, eh?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24We'll be back next week.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26And I've put his mobile in there,
0:13:26 > 0:13:28so get him to give me a ring, just so I can hear his voice.
0:13:28 > 0:13:33Yeah, of course. We'll be fine, you know. We'll be fine together.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34I know.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Well, all the best for today. Got good weather for it.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40I've got you something, actually, in the car.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Sorry - Bryn, will you take...
0:13:49 > 0:13:52It's not anything big or nothing. It's just...
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Oh. Cheers.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Thanks.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10I ain't got one of just me and him, so, er...
0:14:10 > 0:14:15Look, when you get back, we'll work out some kind of routine, you know?
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Bit more of a structure to everything, now that you and Dave are getting married.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23He's not replacing you or nothing, you know - Dave.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25I never thought he was.
0:14:25 > 0:14:31No. There's only one of you, isn't there?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Have a good one.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Cheers, Bryn. - Oh! There you go.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- Drive safe.- Right, Gav, see you there.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Ness, let's get you home and get you married.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52See you.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55ENGINE STARTS
0:14:59 > 0:15:01- You all right, mate?- Yeah, I'm good.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- I'm gonna get a tea. Do you want... - No, I can't.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- I really got to get back. - PHONE RINGS
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- Babe, I'm getting in the car right now.- Just go. Go on.- I know.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12I really was only five minutes.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Yeah, OK, but I don't see what the rush is.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17We got loads of time. Nessa's only just left.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- OK.- ..See you, mate.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21ENGINE STARTS
0:15:21 > 0:15:24MUSIC: "You Got The Love" by Florence and the Machine
0:15:24 > 0:15:27# Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air
0:15:27 > 0:15:31# I know I can count on you
0:15:31 > 0:15:35# Sometimes I feel like saying, "Lord, I just don't care"
0:15:35 > 0:15:40# But you got the love I need to see me through
0:15:40 > 0:15:44# Sometimes it seems the going is just too rough
0:15:44 > 0:15:49# And things go on no matter what I do
0:15:49 > 0:15:53# Now and then, it seems like life is just too much
0:15:53 > 0:15:56# But you got the love I need to see me through
0:15:56 > 0:16:03# When food is gone, you are my daily meal
0:16:03 > 0:16:06# Oh
0:16:06 > 0:16:12# When friends are gone I know my saviour's love is real
0:16:12 > 0:16:15# You know it's real
0:16:15 > 0:16:19# You got the love You got the love... #
0:16:21 > 0:16:23- Hiya.- I gotta talk to you.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24TURNS CAR ALARM ON
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Babe...
0:16:27 > 0:16:28- What's the matter?- Sorry, Mum.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- Stacey, what's going on? - Sit down a minute.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Right.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39The thing is, you know we went to see the...
0:16:39 > 0:16:42God! Look, you know how much we really want...
0:16:42 > 0:16:46- SHE SIGHS Gav, I can't...- Stace, what's the matter?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- SHE SIGHS HEAVILY - Just tell me.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50God... Something's happened.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- I don't want to tell you, because... - What?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54It's nothing bad. It's...
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Oh, my God.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20There's 34 of them.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22I know it's expensive, but I wanted to be sure.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- You're not cross, are you? - Cross? Why would I be cross?!
0:17:24 > 0:17:26- You know what this means!- Yeah.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- I'm pregnant!- My balls work!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30- We're going to have a baby! - My balls work!
0:17:30 > 0:17:33- My balls work! - SHE LAUGHS
0:17:33 > 0:17:35# You got the love... #
0:17:35 > 0:17:36This is amazing.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- I've got to tell Mum.- Not yet. Let's get the wedding out of the way first.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41GWEN: Stace! Nessa's back.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43OK.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45I love you so much.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47I love you too, baby.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51BOTH: It's just the way it is. PHONE RINGS
0:17:51 > 0:17:56- Smithy.- Oh, Gav, we've got to get ready.- Yeah.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00# You got the love You got the love
0:18:00 > 0:18:02# You got the love... #
0:18:02 > 0:18:05NEIL GURGLES
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Come on, then.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Here she is.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19ALL: Ohh!
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Ness, you look absolutely gorgeous.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26- I know. I feels it.- And you definitely want to wear the boots?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Yeah. They're comfy. Why suffer?
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Jase?
0:18:30 > 0:18:35- I've never seen anything quite like it.- Gav?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Speechless. Absolutely speechless.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Tidy. Is Dad here yet?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Yeah. He just pulled up. He's outside with Bryn.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Right. Let's get this show on the road.
0:18:47 > 0:18:52CAR HORNS HONK REPEATEDLY
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Oi! Great place to stop, mate!
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Don't know what you're smiling at.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05This is all your fault, this. NEIL COOS
0:19:05 > 0:19:08# Sometimes I feel like saying, "Lord, I just don't care"
0:19:08 > 0:19:13# But you got the love I need to see me through... #
0:19:15 > 0:19:17What, and you're travelling in there as well?
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Yeah! I'm the bridesmaid. I'm going on the beanbag.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21It just don't look too safe to me.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23It's perfectly safe.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25BRYN: Ness, you sure you wouldn't be safer actually in the car?
0:19:25 > 0:19:28No. Bryn, how many times do you get married in this life?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Twice? Three times?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32I wanna do it in style.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Come on, Dad. Help me up.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Oh, Gwen, I want to say something.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Yes, love?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49There's a lot of people been asking if my mother will be there today,
0:19:49 > 0:19:53at the wedding, like, and I said, "Yeah, she will, as it goes.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55"Cos my mother's called Gwen."
0:19:56 > 0:19:58That's you, not Gwen from Budgens.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Just wanna say thanks for everything, Gwen.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04I'd have been lost, if truth be told.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Right. Dad, come on. Let's do it.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15This is so exciting!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Whoo! Whoo!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27How are you? Nice to see you. Cheers.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31- Hi, Dave.- Cheers, Dor. Go on. Help yourself to a seat.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- Hiya.- Hiya, Dave!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- Look at you!- Cheers, Pam.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40- Where's your best man?- Her name's Vanessa and she's on her way.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Oh, that's sweet. See you in there.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- Yeah, see you in a minute. - Right, Dave.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50- Hi, Dave. Congratulations. - Cheers, John. Nice to see you.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30How was that, then, girls?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Freezing. It was a stupid idea.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37Right. Hiya, Ness. You're looking, er, very lovely.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Everyone's in there all set to go. Dave's looking handsome as ever.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42So, if we're ready, I'll give him the nod...
0:21:42 > 0:21:44No.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46I want one final smoke as a single woman.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Dad?
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Go on, then.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- Vic?- Well, if we've got a few minutes.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Why not?
0:22:00 > 0:22:03OK, we're in Wales now,
0:22:03 > 0:22:05which is where you live.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Just because you live here
0:22:07 > 0:22:10and your mum's Welsh,
0:22:10 > 0:22:14when it comes to football, you're English, right?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16You wanna play for England.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20Don't end up like Ryan Giggs. You'll kick yourself.
0:22:22 > 0:22:23MUSIC: "Suddenly" by Angry Anderson
0:22:23 > 0:22:26# See the real me
0:22:26 > 0:22:32# And I hope that you would be the one
0:22:37 > 0:22:41# A chance to talk, a chance to grow
0:22:44 > 0:22:46# I'll take the risk
0:22:46 > 0:22:49# Let my feelings flow
0:22:49 > 0:22:53# I found the words
0:22:53 > 0:22:57# I need to say
0:23:00 > 0:23:03# Suddenly you're seeing me
0:23:05 > 0:23:07# Just the way I am
0:23:07 > 0:23:10# Suddenly you're hearing me
0:23:10 > 0:23:13# So I'm talking just as fast as I can
0:23:13 > 0:23:17# To you... #
0:23:17 > 0:23:18All right, Dave?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20You look amazing.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Cheers.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28We are gathered here today to witness the marriage between
0:23:28 > 0:23:32Vanessa Shanessa Jenkins and David Lloyd Gooch.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40# Now I know that you are mine
0:23:40 > 0:23:43# You bring me love... #
0:23:43 > 0:23:47And now Michael Shipman will read David's favourite poem.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53"Stop all the clocks
0:23:53 > 0:23:55"Cut off the telephone
0:23:55 > 0:23:59"Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone
0:23:59 > 0:24:04"Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
0:24:04 > 0:24:08"Bring out the coffin Let the mourners come."
0:24:11 > 0:24:14We all have, as it were, our song...
0:24:14 > 0:24:16# Suddenly
0:24:16 > 0:24:19# Every part of me
0:24:19 > 0:24:21# Needs to know... #
0:24:21 > 0:24:24If anyone knows any just cause or impediment
0:24:24 > 0:24:29why Vanessa and David should not be joined together in holy matrimony,
0:24:29 > 0:24:32ye are to declare it now.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- HE EXHALES - That's always a hairy moment.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45- DOOR OPENS Am I too late?- No, we're just getting to the important bit now.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Grab yourself a seat.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Vanessa and David...
0:24:49 > 0:24:51No, wait.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53- Has it happened him and her? - Smithy...
0:24:53 > 0:24:55- Is it signed? Is it done? - Mate, what are you doing?
0:24:55 > 0:24:57DAVE: Come on. This is our day now.
0:24:57 > 0:25:02- Is there something you wanted to say?- Yeah.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06No.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08I don't know.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12I'm a bit confused, to be honest.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14I know what you're all thinking -
0:25:14 > 0:25:17like this is some big romantic gesture,
0:25:17 > 0:25:20like I'm declaring my love for her, or something, but I'm not.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23In fact, the weirdest thing is, if anything,
0:25:23 > 0:25:25a lot of the time you repulse me.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28THEY GASP No... Honestly, it's not like that.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31I know that doesn't offend her. It doesn't, does it?
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Cos I know you feel exactly the same about me, right?
0:25:33 > 0:25:37Yeah. He's right. A lot of the time, I find him disgusting.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39See?
0:25:42 > 0:25:44And yet we have these moments.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49These weird moments, these things in common.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53And we've got him.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58And if you're marrying Dave just so you've got a father for your son,
0:25:58 > 0:26:02someone to help you and support you and be around,
0:26:02 > 0:26:05I'm saying you've already got that.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Me. I can be those things.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13I just think if you're marrying him,
0:26:13 > 0:26:15you should do it for the right reasons.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18You should do it cos you love him.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23But I don't think you do.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Well? Do you love him, Vanessa?
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Do you love David?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Yeah.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32I do.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Really?
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Yeah.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37OK.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41DAVE: No, you don't.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45- Oh, heck.- What are you on about?
0:26:45 > 0:26:47He's right, Ness.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50It breaks my heart to admit it, but I don't think you do love me.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53I think this last year, I've been kidding myself.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Every time I'd tell you I loved you, you'd say, "I know."
0:26:58 > 0:27:01And I thought you were saying you loved me too, but you weren't.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04You were just saying, "I know."
0:27:08 > 0:27:09I know.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18No hard feelings, eh, Dave?
0:27:30 > 0:27:32It's been a blast, sugar tits.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56NESSA: Gav, what time is it? Famished, I am.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58Me too. Are we getting this takeaway or what?
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Yeah, I'll ring 'em now in a minute.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03"Now in a minute"? How can that possibly make sense?
0:28:03 > 0:28:05You're either doing it in a minute or now. It can't be both.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08Yeah - I'm gonna ring the Chinese now in a minute.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10That makes sense, doesn't it?
0:28:10 > 0:28:14Oh, Stace, I don't care. I just want you to order the damn Chinese.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17- All right? - We're deciding on food for tonight.
0:28:17 > 0:28:18Yeah. What's occurring?
0:28:18 > 0:28:20Ooh! Welsh person!
0:28:20 > 0:28:21What? Oh, no!
0:28:21 > 0:28:23- Forget that even happened. - You're Welsh.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25- Don't make a big thing out of it. - You are.- You're Welsh.
0:28:25 > 0:28:29No. Wait. It doesn't make me Welsh just because I said...
0:28:29 > 0:28:31I didn't just say that. It don't make me Welsh.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34I'm telling you... THEY LAUGH
0:28:34 > 0:28:36# Tell me tomorrow I'll wait by the window for you
0:28:42 > 0:28:46# I'll wait by the big house for you
0:28:50 > 0:28:54# I'll wait by the squeezebox for you. #
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