0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Roll, river
0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Keep on rolling
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Ancient lady
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Cold
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Roll, river
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# Roll. #
0:00:27 > 0:00:30- Would anyone like another coffee? - Go on, then.- Great.- Thank you.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34This is decent stuff. I brought it from home. It's not one of these ripoff-uccinos from Bonjour.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Anyone want a top-up? Den?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38- No, thanks. I'm off coffee. I'm... - In. I'll just...
0:00:38 > 0:00:40All-righty, there you go.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42So, I mean, as I was saying, the...
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Yeah, with iMed Healthcare Management Solutions,
0:00:44 > 0:00:46undertaking the creation of a database
0:00:46 > 0:00:50to link clinical commissioning with a hospital provider
0:00:50 > 0:00:53in preparation for 2013,
0:00:53 > 0:00:55I think, you know, we...we're all set.
0:00:55 > 0:01:00Are you still undertaking your skills mix review for the Trust, though, Mr Loftus?
0:01:00 > 0:01:01On Tuesdays and Thursdays, yes.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Ah, right, and so that won't affect patient pathways?
0:01:04 > 0:01:06I'm not bothered about patients, Pippa.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09My client, in this instance Dr Kersley,
0:01:09 > 0:01:13is committed to providing best value, significant savings,
0:01:13 > 0:01:17and also supply, um...chain expertise to the healthcare sector.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Absolutely. - We're an excellent provider, Tom.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23If you're delivering excellence at the right price,
0:01:23 > 0:01:26then we're interested in procurement solutions.
0:01:26 > 0:01:32Dr Kersley is looking at 500 hips, and...and that's just for a kickoff.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35VEHICLES PASSING OUTSIDE
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Are we absolutely happy that there is no conflict of interest
0:01:47 > 0:01:53in us recommending that Dr Moore sit on the new GP Commissioning Group
0:01:53 > 0:01:59at the same time as St Jude's tenders for 500 hips, 600 knees?
0:01:59 > 0:02:03You know, from a primary care POV, we are fully compliant, so...
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Yes, yes, well, as I've said, I have very, very little to do with the surgical team.
0:02:07 > 0:02:12- Right.- My vag-at research is bacterial migration via the motion of solids,
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- fluids, semen, discharges, seepage...- OK.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19...if you like, and indeed gas along the perineum,
0:02:19 > 0:02:23and ultimately colonising the entire atrophic undercarriage.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26So, you know, it's absolutely a million miles away from hips,
0:02:26 > 0:02:28although not anatomically, of course, so...
0:02:28 > 0:02:32So, you're looking very much a sort of intermixture of departments here?
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Oh, yeah, absolutely. You've got vagina, urethra, anus.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39You know, these guys don't normally talk to each other.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- So I'm talking about bringing the whole... - CUPS CRASH
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Lord, Tom, I'm so sorry. Gosh. - Don't worry.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Your suit. Let me just...- Oh. Don't, don't. No. Ooh, er...
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- Just awful. I'm so sorry. - Don't worry.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- Is there a toilet or...? - It's second on the left.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52- So sorry, Tommy. - Thank you. Do you want to carry on?
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Yes, actually, I think we've covered everything, haven't we?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58I, er...I think so. I actually wouldn't mind getting off,
0:02:58 > 0:03:01because I don't like to leave the practice unmanaged...
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Yes, no, of course. No, absolutely. - ...during patient hours.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Tania, can I just add my taxi receipt from this morning, please...
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- TANIA: Yeah, absolutely. - ...to my monthly expenses cheque?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- TANIA: And your meal allowance. Just get that to me. - That's great, thanks.
0:03:12 > 0:03:17- Did you get a taxi to work? - Oh, gosh, Tom. Am I forgiven? - Absolutely not.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18- BOTH LAUGH - So sorry.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- No, of course, of course you are. - Gosh. Awful. - Please don't worry, don't worry.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- So, I think we're done? - Yes, we're... Everything.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Listen, um... - Thank you so much.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- ...it's terrific to see you, Pippa. - Yes.- I will crack on with that recommendation.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Fabulous. Thank you so much, Tom. - Great.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Hilary, um...thanks for everything. - Thanks.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Good. All right, I'll grab that. Whoops.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Is it mine?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49No, I'm just taking this for Kim. Look, there's loads here, Hilary.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- Help yourself. - No, no, not the croissants.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52The baby.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Hils, I really don't think it can be.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57But Dr Moore said there could be significant seepage
0:03:57 > 0:04:00from the back bottom to the front bottom.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Listen, I don't even know if I'm going to keep it.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Honestly, don't hold your breath.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10PHONE RINGS
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I was an SEN.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21S-E-N.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Yeah, it's...it's what you did if you'd only got CSEs.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29But, you know, I... I have got 15 years' experience.
0:04:29 > 0:04:3250 modules?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Then I can go to...to medical school?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Oh, hang on. Sorry, I'll... I'll have to call you back.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Doris, please do not get out of bed, OK?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44There's a care assistant coming later today.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Hey! Hey, are you from Estates?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Come on, back into bed. In you go.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Hey!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Come back!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Ooh, Kim, I've got you some free croissants.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Someone just came out of that room.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00What room? The one that you think's your office.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02No.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06God.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Was he...? Did he look like he was from Estates? - He just looked like a bloke.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- PHONE RINGS - You do need to be a bit more observant, Kim.- Sorry.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16- Oh, Kim, please don't take that call. I need to...- I've got to. - ...prepare for ward round.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Oh, hi. Ques a Bwengu.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22No, well, it's because the knob on the toaster's probably been turned down.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Put it back up to six, OK?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27OK, got the bread in? Yeah, that's right.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Yeah, and...and if you smell burning,
0:05:29 > 0:05:32just press that button on the left-hand side, the blue one.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34All right. Yeah, I'll see you later.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38You would be a lot better, Kim, sorting out the patients' toasts here,
0:05:38 > 0:05:40rather than sorting out toast for your lodger.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Has the dementia care assistant arrived?
0:05:43 > 0:05:47- Doris! That's... Don't do that. Doris!- I take that as a no.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49You'll have some sort of terrible accident.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Good morning, Sister. - Oh! Yes.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- How are you today? - Fine, Damaris, yes.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Well, I'm a bit tired, actually. - Of course.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- I wondered if you could make a window for me this morning.- Sorry?
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Would 8.40 suit? - Yeah, that's fine, yeah.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Great. My office, then?- Yeah.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Lovely.- Great. OK, well, I'll see you, 8.40.- 8.40. Lovely.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Hi, Kim.- Hi. - Bye, Kim.- Bye.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12What did little Miss Bachelor of Sciences want?
0:06:12 > 0:06:17Oh, I don't know. I don't really care. Handing in my notice anyway.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19GEARS WHIRRING
0:06:27 > 0:06:30You're going to have to keep an eye on Doris, Kim.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Well, they haven't exactly made it easy for us, have they?
0:06:33 > 0:06:37Well, you've got that mirror up there. You can just look at her through the mirror.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I mean, I can't really tell even which room she's in from here.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- It's on...- I don't think it is. - No, it's that side, isn't it?
0:06:43 > 0:06:47- It doesn't twist the whole thing round, does it?- That's what they do normally, isn't it?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- It's what seems... - Do you know what? It would be a lot easier.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52What? This.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- What, if we move the nurses'... - Aha!
0:06:54 > 0:06:58Yeah, they should have the nurses' desk like this, but that's the data protection thing, isn't it, now?
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- In... In what way?- Because if we're sitting like this
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- in a nurses' station like it used to be...- It's much better, though, isn't it?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Yeah, well, we haven't got a desk now so there's no work to do.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Lovely. - That is better. - BOTH LAUGH
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Now, I've just been informed by Patient Experience
0:07:15 > 0:07:18that a DANI is going to be taking place any day now.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Oh, right. Yeah, OK. Well, my... my ward's always ready, so...
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Yes, er...but let's just keep an extra eye on quality of provision.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- Yeah. Brilliant. - Fine, I'll look out for anyone in a suit, yeah.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Well, any clothes, actually, cos they tend to dress down these days.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Oh, right. OK, I'll look out for anyone in any clothes at all.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35So...
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Thanks.
0:07:40 > 0:07:45No, I appreciate that you wanted to keep your condition confidential until your 12-week scan,
0:07:45 > 0:07:47but I'm really glad that you e-mailed me, Sister.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Oh, well, um...actually,
0:07:50 > 0:07:51um...
0:07:53 > 0:07:55...I'm feeling a bit thrown by it.
0:07:55 > 0:08:01Well, I mean, in order to maximise your effectiveness during your pregnancy,
0:08:01 > 0:08:03you become my responsibility.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Yeah, well, not necessarily, because I might just...
0:08:05 > 0:08:08So, the first thing I need to do is evaluate your entitlements.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Entitlements?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Yes, you're entitled to 52 weeks' maternity leave,
0:08:13 > 0:08:1526 weeks' ordinary, and 26 weeks' additional,
0:08:15 > 0:08:17and you have a range of rights during this period,
0:08:17 > 0:08:20including flexible working arrangements,
0:08:20 > 0:08:22should you wish to return to work at the end of your leave.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Oh.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26You may be entitled to paid time off for antenatal care,
0:08:26 > 0:08:29and you are also protected from unfair treatment.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Oh, that's really nice, cos actually I do feel very vulnerable.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Mm. Well, I'm going to conduct a specific risk assessment for your needs,
0:08:37 > 0:08:41and you're entitled to a free fridge for your expressed breast milk.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Mm.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Is that all clear? - Lovely.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Anything else I can answer any questions on, or...
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I don't think so, just...
0:08:51 > 0:08:54...just...could it be a fridge freezer?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59The benefits are amazing.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Oh!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Mm, I do deserve it, don't I?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Yeah. - SHE LAUGHS
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Maybe we should have a little holiday, yeah?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13You, me and bump? Ahh.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15I'd love that.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17All right, do you want to say goodbye?
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Yeah. Putting you on.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28What did he say?
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Ah.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Yeah, I'll speak to you later, love.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35All right, yeah. I don't know where I'll be, but...
0:09:35 > 0:09:37OK.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39No, I'm going now.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- So, he met her at the council office?- Yes.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Some assistant to head of planning bimbo. French.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Yes, I sometimes wish I'd never dreamt of a double-height conservatory,
0:09:54 > 0:09:56let alone pushing it through to the planning stage.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Yes, I feel sorry for him, really, you know?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- Men can't help themselves, can they? - No.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Especially if there's a younger model involved.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Well...- Not that I'm saying...- Oh, no. I'm sure you feel as I do, Tania,
0:10:06 > 0:10:09that men are very threatened by a mature woman, aren't they?
0:10:09 > 0:10:13So...you know. But on the plus side, it has meant that I'm free,
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- and I've had a couple of dates with...- Ooh.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17...the odd person from the badminton league,
0:10:17 > 0:10:20but no-one with really any real oomph.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Well, those chaps are very hard to find.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23- Yes, aren't they just? - Mm.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Yes, still, there we are. But here we are with one on our own doorstep.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Mr Loftus?
0:10:29 > 0:10:34No, no, no, no. The very attractive Dr Kersley.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Ah.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Is he taken or...? - Yeah...yes.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40He's been married for seven years.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Has he? Has he? Yes, well, that figures.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Not always happily, but...
0:10:47 > 0:10:50I thought... You do know he's married to me?
0:10:50 > 0:10:51- Yes, yes, I do. - LAUGHS
0:10:51 > 0:10:53I'm just pulling your leg.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Um...I'll...we'll speak later, yes?
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- OK.- All right, thanks so much. - Bye-bye.- Yes, bye-bye.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Oh, sorry, Hansley.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Morning, gents. I'm just going to...
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- Here you go. - Oh, cheers.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Thanks, Kim.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16BUZZING
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Damaris said, by the way, if anyone comes in looking a bit chavvy,
0:11:20 > 0:11:22we've got to be really nice to them, yeah?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- But I'm always nice to everyone. - Yeah, well, it will be DANI.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Minogue or La Rue?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- No. The Dignity And Nutrition Inspectorate. - PHONE RINGS
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Hello, Ward K2. Kim speaking.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Dave.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38I told you not to call on this phone.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Oh, all right.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41- Right.- Dr Moore?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43No, sorry, I need to start ward round, thank you.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45No, it...it's Dave, about changing your locks.
0:11:45 > 0:11:50Ah, right. OK, yes. Excuse me, gents, I'll just take this. Yes.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Er...hello. Hello, Mr Wilde. Yes.
0:11:52 > 0:11:57I have been given legal advice that, um... I do need to change all the locks.
0:11:57 > 0:12:02Every point in the property needs to be secure, so... Mm.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04(Divorce is so sad, isn't it?)
0:12:04 > 0:12:07The cylinder mortice has the internal knob. Right.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11Well, satin brass if that's... Is that more costly, or...
0:12:11 > 0:12:13No? Good. All right, yes, we'll go with that.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15OK, yes. Thank you very much indeed. Yes, bye-bye.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Oh, sorry. Did you want to... - Um...
0:12:17 > 0:12:21Right, gents, could I have a word about taking bloods?
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Could you come over here just a moment, please?
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- OK to clean now? - Yeah, it's fine, Hansley. You carry on.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30So, Dr Duke's not talked you through all of this?
0:12:30 > 0:12:31- No. - Well, he's told me he has.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35So, I'm inclined to rather believe him, so please do that, and...
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- Are you divorced, Hansley? - That's a bit personal, Den.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Well, most people are, Kim. - I can't afford to get married.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45Are the Cerium workers up for the strike?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Might push your wages up.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Breach of contract. - Ah, yeah. That's it, isn't it?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52They've got us all over a barrel, and not in a good way.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Right, are we ready, Sister?
0:12:54 > 0:12:55- Yes.- Good. Right.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Where to first? - We're going to Mrs Withy.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- It's Green Bay.- Oh.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08DOOR BUZZER
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- Hello. - Hi. Justin Hamilton. I think you're expecting me?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18That's right. Cup of coffee? Biscuit?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- A coffee would be nice. - OK. There's a seat over there, all right?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- I'll be back in a sec. - Thanks.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Just a quick examination, all right?
0:13:26 > 0:13:33When a patient has been taking part in regular sexual intercourse
0:13:33 > 0:13:35into their 60s and 70s, as this lady clearly has,
0:13:35 > 0:13:38as you'll see when we have a look at the callusing,
0:13:38 > 0:13:43unless she's been instructed to use a... a dilator, which she may have done,
0:13:43 > 0:13:48but either way the likelihood of atrophic degeneration is...is considerably reduced.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49And contrary to popular belief,
0:13:49 > 0:13:54it's the post-menopausal vagina that most benefits from intercourse,
0:13:54 > 0:13:59certainly from a...a medical perspective, so we'll...we'll just...
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Hello, Mrs Willy.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04- Withy. - Withy. Come in, gents. Pull the curtain to, please.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- How are you feeling? - I'm all right, thanks.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10Oh, I'm so pleased. You're looking a lot better. So, can we have a little look at your abscess?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12- OK. - Lovely. Lovely, lovely.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Yeah, so that's healed up pretty nicely, gents.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17You can see in there that's all looking a lot...a lot better,
0:14:17 > 0:14:20and I imagine you're feeling quite a bit more comfortable?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22I'm... I'm so pleased.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23So, I wonder, would you mind
0:14:23 > 0:14:27if I just talked my doctors through a couple of pointers, whilst we're here?
0:14:27 > 0:14:28So, gents, come on in.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31What we were referring to earlier, what I was telling you about,
0:14:31 > 0:14:35we've got the, er...classic fusion of labia majora and minora.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38I don't think you can see, can you? Pop your head right in, please?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Um...we're not getting thinning too badly around the urethra,
0:14:41 > 0:14:43which can be a locus of great discomfort.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47- Sorry, Doctor, would you mind if I just sat down? I'm just... - Are you all right?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50I just feel a bit tired. I'm... I'm an expectant mother.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53DOCTOR 1: Ah. DOCTOR 2: Ah, congratulations.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55- Thank you. - Goodness! Goodness me.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59Well, gosh, you're a brave lady, Sister. I'm not sure I'd want all of that at our age.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Yeah, it will keep me young. - Yes, or send you to an early grave.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Um...jolly good. So, yes, thank you very much indeed.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- DEN PANTING - I think we'll move on from there. Thank you, Sister.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Could you organise a TTO for this lady, please?
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Sitting down, if you must. All right, shall we head out?
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Don't draw the curtain back, please. Just slip out of...
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Thank you. Please, a little...
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Sorry about that. I expect the sister will, um...sort that out for you.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Thank you so much. Den, can I give you that? There we go.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36- DORIS: Can I have a coffee? - Nurse.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Doris, can you go back to bed?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41You know you're not allowed to have coffee. Come on, off you go.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Could you move this, please? It's one of my observation stations.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Thank you.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50PATIENT COUGHING
0:15:57 > 0:16:02- Doris! No, that is not yours, is it? - Is there something I can do? - No, honestly, you're all right.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06- I'll get you another coffee in just a sec.- Are you sure? - Please have a seat.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08- OK.- Thank you. No, to me. Please.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- CUP CLATTERING Doris. - Oh! Oh, no, Kim!
0:16:12 > 0:16:16- It's gone right through to my socks.- Oh. Oh, don't worry, Hils.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18I've got some... I've got some pop socks. Don't tread in it.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Doris, back to bed, please. Oh!
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Listen, don't make too much of a big thing out of it.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26That's the DANI inspector, OK?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29I'm just observing. I'm invisible.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Sorry about that, Hils.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34She's not allowed coffee. She gets all jittery.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37She had 12 cups yesterday.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39They are clean.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Oh, thanks.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46What was the name of your first pet, Damaris?
0:16:46 > 0:16:49- Why?- So I can work out your lap-dancing name.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Oh, do it on me. Do it on me.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53All right, Den. What was your first pet's name?
0:16:53 > 0:16:57- Len. He was a hamster. - Right, and what's your mother's maiden name?
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Baggett. - Len Baggett?
0:17:00 > 0:17:04I think that sounds more like a tripe-and-onion seller than a lap dancer, doesn't it?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Mine will be Candy Horncastle.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08- LAUGHS - Nothing ever works on me.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12Well, you hardly need to work as a lap dancer, do you, Den?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14You're going to be up in Leicester,
0:17:14 > 0:17:17living the life of Riley with your loaded husband.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Oh, no, I'm not leaving. No, no, I was never going to be leaving.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23(I'm not resigning, Kim, not any more.)
0:17:23 > 0:17:26But you...you've let your flat. You've moved to Leicester.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29You can't spend more than a week in the on-call room.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32I know, but I've...I've got a plan B, just till my maternity leave.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Yeah.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38PATIENT COUGHING
0:17:38 > 0:17:39No.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Please, Kim? Please?
0:17:41 > 0:17:45I can't, you know, I've already got Ques a Bwengu.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47If I'm going to get into medical school,
0:17:47 > 0:17:50I need the evenings free to study my nursing modules.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Well, thanks very much, Kim.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56I'll help you find a B&B, Den, all right?
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Yeah, I am pregnant, you know, Kim.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Sorry, Damaris, I don't feel very well.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Would it be all right if I went and got a glass of water, please?
0:18:06 > 0:18:09- Of course, Den.- Thank you.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24No, no, I...I haven't done any mandatory training.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27Right.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30So, I'd have to do four years at medical school?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32A BSc?
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Do I really have to become a degree nurse first?
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Oh, God. Can you hang on a minute? I'm going to have to write this all down.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43CLICKING AND WHIRRING
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Doris. Can... Can you stop fiddling? Stop fiddling.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Look, that looks quite nice, doesn't it?
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Don't you think? Please.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Have a go at that.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02A bit of fish?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05DEN TUTS AND SIGHS
0:19:05 > 0:19:10That dementia care assistant's not exactly pulling his weight, is he?
0:19:10 > 0:19:13God, I am sick of working with these volunteers.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16He's the DANI guy. I thought you knew.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17What?
0:19:24 > 0:19:29Come along, Doris. Yes, I've got some lovely lunch for you here. Get your strength up.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Can you take me out?
0:19:30 > 0:19:36Oh, Doris, I can't take you out today. We've been very badly let down.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38The care assistant hasn't arrived.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Oh.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55LOW CHATTER
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Ah, Den. Hello. Ah. Do you mind if I join you? I...- No.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10I can't chat, actually, cos I'm expecting a call.
0:20:10 > 0:20:15Mm, mm, neither can I, because my husband's due to phone me back any minute, so...
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Right. Oh, good. Oh, yes.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22CLEARS THROAT
0:20:31 > 0:20:32- Nice day? - PHONE RINGS
0:20:32 > 0:20:36Sorry, I will have to get this, actually. Sorry. Excuse me.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40Hello, Jennifer. How are we getting on?
0:20:40 > 0:20:44No, but it is irretrievable breakdown due to unreasonable behaviour. His.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Yes, but if we set the court date for next year,
0:20:46 > 0:20:49I'll be rattling around that house for seven months minimum.
0:20:52 > 0:20:57No, no, no, they've moved. They've moved in with him and Michelle, yes.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01All right, perhaps we should petition for...on the grounds of adultery, then,
0:21:01 > 0:21:03if he's going to be like that.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Thanks, Jen. OK, bye-bye.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07PHONE BEEPS
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Sorry, you're meant to clear your tray.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Are you not feeling hungry today, Doris?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26No?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29£115 for bed and breakfast?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31For one night?
0:21:32 > 0:21:37OK. No, I've tried them, but they've got some kind of conference on, I think.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40OK, I'll give them a ring. Thanks ever so much for your help.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Yeah, bye.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45PHONE BEEPS
0:21:45 > 0:21:48DEN SIGHS
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- Couldn't you put Darren in with Sally?- He's too old for that.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Well, I've given you a hand with the lunches,
0:21:54 > 0:21:56so that should take some of the pressure off, Den, OK?
0:21:56 > 0:22:00Thank you so much, Damaris. I'm just really knackered today.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Oh, yeah, I think the baby's having a bit of a growth spurt.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Kim, can you go and put the sheets on that bed, please?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11It's just I can't help you because of my condition.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14- Of course. - I would if I could, honestly.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Yeah, is that tourist information office?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Thank you, cheers.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42MACHINE WHIRRING
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Den, can I see you a second, please?
0:23:09 > 0:23:12You've got a Dignity And Nutrition Inspector over there,
0:23:12 > 0:23:16and you lot have incompetently fed an Alzheimer sufferer three lunches.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Not two, Den, three.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Oh, shit.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24Front this up now. You don't want this getting upstairs.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35CLEARS THROAT
0:23:35 > 0:23:36- Hiya.- Hi.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40- Can I, yes, clear that away for you? - Yes, yeah.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44- I'm so sorry, um... about the mix-up over lunch. - Oh, that's all right. Not a problem.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46- Are you sure it's OK? - Yeah, really, it's fine.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Thank you.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51- Is there anything I can do? - No, no, please, honestly. You just stay where you are.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Can I get you a hot beverage of any kind?
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Um...yeah, tea would be great.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57- Kim.- Mm-hm?
0:23:57 > 0:24:01- Can you make a nice cup of tea, please?- I only make nasty cups of tea.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- And then can you clear away his tray?- Yes.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06COFFEE POURING
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Oh, not on the floor, Doris.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Coffee.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13KIM SIGHS
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Have a little snooze there, Doris, yeah?
0:24:20 > 0:24:23I don't know why Dr Harvey doesn't just give her something.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- You know, take the edge off it. - Mm, yeah.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29What does Harvey say about how long she's got, though?
0:24:29 > 0:24:33Oh, he says three or four months, but six weeks more likely.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35- Really? Oh, dear. - Mm.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48Does she work for the town council or the county council?
0:24:48 > 0:24:49Oh, I don't know.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Well, Hayley just said that Dr Moore's husband had run off
0:24:51 > 0:24:54with someone from the planning department, that's all.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Do you want me to have a look?
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Um...
0:24:59 > 0:25:01She's French, I know that.
0:25:01 > 0:25:06Oh, look here, planning department. I've got it, I think.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Oh, ooh, they've got pictures.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16- DEN LAUGHS - Michelle Dupont?- Oh, my God.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Michelle Dupont!
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Bloody hell, Den.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22She loves holidays on the Isle of Wight.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25She collects Paddington Bears, and she loves to bake.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27I mean, it can't be her, can it?
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Well, maybe Philip likes an iced finger.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Ah, Den, is my 18-weeker comfortable?
0:25:43 > 0:25:47Er...yes, she's just waiting to go down for the MRI scan in Green Bay.
0:25:47 > 0:25:52Lovely, I'll liaise with the night staff. Don't worry, I'm going to be working late so...
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- Oh, Kim.- Yeah. - Did that B&B phone back?- No.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56Oh, it's so rude.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00- Are you stuck for a bed? - No. Well, yeah, but I...
0:26:00 > 0:26:03I've got five empty bedrooms in my house. It's ridiculous, isn't it?
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Well, maybe Den could stay at your place, then?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Er...although, no.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Well, the thermostats are all turned down, and the bed's not been aired,
0:26:11 > 0:26:14- so it wouldn't be very... - No, I'm... - But, I mean, another time,
0:26:14 > 0:26:18- you know, absolutely, if you want to give me a bit of notice... - Great.- ...do, er, do that.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21But she'll need somewhere next week as well.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25I think I'll be fine, actually, Kim.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Well, if you... Well, do give me a shout.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Er...yes. Yes, do...do give me a shout.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34I'm only kidding, Dr Moore. It's all right, she's sleeping on my settee.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Oh, right.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Well, you know, any time.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Any time, obviously.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43- SHE MOUTHS - Thank you.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47SIREN BLARING OUTSIDE
0:26:51 > 0:26:55- Thank you so much for coming. Well, it's been lovely to meet you. - And you.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57I just feel like I haven't really helped.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59No, no. Oh, you've been so understanding.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02- Sorry, but we've got to go. - OK.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05- Amma?- Yeah.- Here are the handover notes. Sorry about this.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07It's just that the shuttle bus goes at five to.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- It's so stupid. - Come on, Den. Den!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Don't worry. Hurry up, get out of here. Yeah.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14- Oh, hello. - Oh, Damaris, sorry.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17I don't feel very well, and Kim said she might be able to take me home.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Oh, no, you go on. You need to look after yourself, Den.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21- Thank you. - Oh, just quickly, though, Kim.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25I was speaking to Evay in Admissions, and she said you're taking your BSc in nursing?
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Yeah, that's right. So I was only going to do that
0:27:28 > 0:27:31so I could fast-track through to medical school, so...
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Gosh, that's impressive, Nurse. Good for you.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37I suppose you'll have a...a short career, but, well, I'm sure a very useful one.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Sorry, I just do feel really queasy.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41- OK, if it's, yeah... - Go ahead, Den.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44(We've only got 12 minutes to get...)
0:27:47 > 0:27:49- Can I go now? - Sorry, who are you?
0:27:49 > 0:27:53- I'm the dementia care assistant. - Oh, right. Yes, I'm sure you can.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Could you tell the lady that was here before
0:27:55 > 0:27:58that I don't think I'll be volunteering again?
0:27:58 > 0:28:00I don't pass on messages, sorry.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03- Oh. Well, then, I'll e-mail, then? - Yes, why not?
0:28:03 > 0:28:05- OK, thanks. - All right.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44# Roll, river
0:28:46 > 0:28:48# Keep on rolling
0:28:50 > 0:28:52# Ancient lady
0:28:52 > 0:28:54# Cold
0:28:58 > 0:29:00# Roll, river
0:29:00 > 0:29:02# Roll. #