0:00:01 > 0:00:03# Roll, river
0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Keep on rolling
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Ancient lady
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Cold
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Roll, river
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# Roll. #
0:00:28 > 0:00:31- Oh, I hope Dave mum's OK. - Hmm.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Still, at least she's in the right place, i.e. not here.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36I mean, I hope they keep her in for a few days.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Couldn't cope with another non-paying guest.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Kim, is it really the right day for you to give up smoking?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44The day your mother-in-law's been rushed to A & E?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Not really, Den.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Kim! Put that out now!
0:00:54 > 0:00:55What? It's an electronic one.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Look. Hmmm!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59It can't do you any good, Kim, that.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Not having electricity running round your mouth.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Haven't you got to go for your scan?
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Oh...yeah.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Look, if you're worried, I'll get Pam from Everest to cover. I'll come with you.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12No, no, no, no. It's fine.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- Sure? - Yeah. Won't be long.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23- Hello. - Oh, hello.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- How are you? - Yeah, I'm good. Denise Flixter.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Good. Yeah. - I just wanted to cancel my scan.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Oh. Would you like to rebook or anything?
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Um...Sister Flixter, isn't it? Would you like to come in?
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Oh, sorry, I was going to cancel or rebook.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Well, of course, it's up to you, but we've got it all set up, so...
0:01:43 > 0:01:44OK, yes, fine.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- OK. - Thank you. I won't cancel.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Brilliant. Come in. - Thank you. Yes.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Right. My name's Dr Oxford, and you're here to have your 12-week full scan.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Yeah.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00I'll deal with this, Kim.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Good chance for you gen up on modern nursing techniques. Good for your module.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Watch this. Good morning! I'm Modern Matron Damaris.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09You must be Mrs Dingsdale. Do you want to come through this way?
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- Yeah. There you go. - Take that for you. Hi, Donald.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Is this a private ward? No, this is the main ward,
0:02:18 > 0:02:22but we're all on the same step of the Strategic Stairway as our clients.
0:02:22 > 0:02:29Er, only my son told me that I must see that they put me on a private ward.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Right, well, I'm going to see if I can escalate that with Admissions.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37OK? Kim, could you help Mrs Dingsdale into bed and ask her for a lunch order?
0:02:37 > 0:02:38- OK. - Thanks, Donald.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39All right.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Do you want to just help Mrs Dingsdale into the chair
0:02:41 > 0:02:43and I'll just do the curtain. Thanks, Donald.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46All right. Let me get your feet out the way there.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52All right?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54There you go.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58All right. Pop your nightie on.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08And have you had some bleeding?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10No, I haven't had any bleeding.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21I'm just going to get another pair of eyes to have a little look. OK?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Is there something wrong?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I'm just going to get one of my colleagues to have a little look.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Won't be a minute. OK?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Oh, hello, John. Er, it's Tatty.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44I just wonder if you could come down and have a look at one of my patients.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49OK. Thanks very much. Thank you.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04(PEN SCRATCHING ON PAPER)
0:04:04 > 0:04:05(SIGHS)
0:04:08 > 0:04:10(PEN SCRATCHING)
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Can I just borrow your pen for a sec, please?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Oh, Um...if it's all the same to you, I'd rather not.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19It's got a specially weighted nib.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Yes, I actually found it as I was rooting through a box of Philip's old things,
0:04:22 > 0:04:24and it was an old anniversary present.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27I'm not going to lean my whole weight on it, am I?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30No, no! Good Lord, no. I wasn't suggesting you were going to do that.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Dr Moore, I don't know if I'm speaking out of turn here,
0:04:35 > 0:04:38but if I got a present from someone I was splitting up with,
0:04:38 > 0:04:42I wouldn't particularly want to be walking around with it and keeping it. I mean,
0:04:42 > 0:04:44I chucked Dave's last anniversary present out the window
0:04:44 > 0:04:46when he was a bit leery with some woman in the pub.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51I hope the nursing staff aren't indulging in conversations about my private affairs.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54In a hospital? Wouldn't have thought so for a minute.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- Right, where is Den? - She's at her 12-week scan.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59All right. Well, I'll be back in ten minutes.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00If you see Den, could you tell her
0:05:00 > 0:05:03I want to start ward round pretty promptly this morning, please?
0:05:03 > 0:05:04I will.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- Den! Hi, Den. - Hiya, Hils.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Hold on a second. I just need to speak to you.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20I've been asked to give a talk about reorganisation services.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Oh, congratulations, that's...
0:05:21 > 0:05:24No, I thought it'd be fantastic if you could input into it.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Yeah, sure, whatever, you know, if I can help at all.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28That'd be brilliant.
0:05:28 > 0:05:33I'm looking at a 62% gain in streamline efficiencies,
0:05:33 > 0:05:35and that's just in the first 18 months.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37It's all about progress, Den.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38- Good. Yeah. - The future.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Senior stakeholders are being invited to put forward their recommendations.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Good. - I can protect you.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- Congratulations. - Den!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Den, I can protect the three of us. - Great. OK.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Call me, babe, yeah? Den!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54I think your trousers are just in your socks there.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Call me.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03(KNOCK AT DOOR)
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Hi, Tatty, have you got a moment?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Yes, of course, Pippa. - I'm hoping to pick your brains
0:06:08 > 0:06:10at some point about postpartum prolapses.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- You mean in the over-65s? - Yes, yes.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16I'm looking at long-term impairment of vaginal functionality, so...
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Ah, there's a brilliant paper - Finnish paper - on it.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- I'll e-mail you the link. - Ah! Absolutely great. Thank you.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Oh, are you including anything about the atrophic penis?
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Yes, I'm popping it in as an addendum.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Oh, good. - Hmm.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Coarseness of texture, rubbery-like quality, prominent veins,
0:06:33 > 0:06:35not to mention loss of sensation.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39You know, all that chaffing can't be doing the poor old vulva any favours.
0:06:39 > 0:06:44Well, perhaps we could have a chat about it over a skinny latte sometime.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45- Yes, absolutely great, love to. - OK.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- Super. Thanks, Tatty. - OK. Bye-bye.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- What are you doing, Kim? - I'm looking for a present for Dave.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Well, I know you're broke, but...
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Look at that. - That's nice!
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Dr Moore binned it.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Can I have it? - No!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Ah! Den, how did your scan go?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10- Fantastic. Yeah. - Oh, jolly good!
0:07:10 > 0:07:13I must say you're doing very well for an elderly primigravida.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- Thank you. - So, gents, primigravida?
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Is it an old woman having a baby?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Er, yes, not so much old. Sorry, Den!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Sorry?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Just an unfortunate choice of words -
0:07:24 > 0:07:28an "old woman" having a baby, rather than...
0:07:28 > 0:07:33So it's a lady over the age of 35 having her first child.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Primi - first. Gravida - pregnancy. Obviously from the Latin.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38It's handy, Latin, isn't it,
0:07:38 > 0:07:41cos it means the patient's got no idea what you're saying.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Yes, I think if you're planning on being a doctor, which you are, aren't you,
0:07:43 > 0:07:46you will need to know a little bit of Latin, so...
0:07:46 > 0:07:48You've all done Latin, presumably, have you?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- Yes, I did. - Yes, indeed. All righty.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Den, let's have a look at your scan picture.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Yeah. Oh, yeah.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Er...ooh.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Sorry, we do need to get on, actually.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Sorry, Kim, can I show you later?
0:08:01 > 0:08:02- All right. - Great.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04All right. So, where to first?
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Mrs Ellis.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Going this way, actually, gents. Can you keep up, please?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17All right, Mrs Ellis. Morning.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- This is the private patient? - No, that's Mrs Dingsdale.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Perhaps we can see Mrs Dingsdale first, then, please.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- OK. Sorry, Mrs Ellis. - All right, see you in a moment.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Just, er... Thank you.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Hello. Hello, Mrs Dingsdale. How do you do? I'm Dr Moore.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Mrs Dingsdale, this is Dr Moore. - Hello, Dr Moore.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Hello there.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37I've promised Professor Portnoy-Noor I'm going to keep a close eye on you,
0:08:37 > 0:08:39so you're in good hands.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Yes, Mrs Dingsdale is in for a small...just cyst removal.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43She's having a lipoma excised.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46She would normally be an outpatient, but she's...
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Yes, so normally this would be done in the outpatient...
0:08:48 > 0:08:51...not very steady on her feet and she lives alone.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Living alone at the moment, so we want to make sure she's completely recovered
0:08:53 > 0:08:56before we send her off home again, so it's just very much
0:08:56 > 0:09:00a question of making sure you're absolutely right before we send you off.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Could I have a private room? I am a private patient.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04You are. Yes, yes.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08I'm sure that Sister will be able to... probably in the process of organising that
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- for you right now. - I don't have a room.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11I'm sure that somebody will be
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- looking into that at the moment. - I don't actually have any rooms.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17I have absolutely no beds. I'm sorry, I can't organise anything different.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- We need to sort something out. - Are you prepared to see Mrs Ellis?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Yes.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Good morning. How are you feeling?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Yes, you might remember Mrs Ellis, Dr Moore.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Yes, of course I do.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32She came form the Tall Trees residential home with a touch of pneumonia.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36You prescribed amoxicillin orally, and dexamethasone.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Why have we done that, gents?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40You need to keep up to speed with current research here,
0:09:40 > 0:09:44so what's the reason for utilising that alongside your antibiotic course?
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Actually, a recent Dutch study showed that steroids can speed recovery
0:09:47 > 0:09:49- and cut admission time. - Very good.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Yes, Dutch are brilliant, aren't they?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- Er, yes. - Love Holland. Especially Amsterdam.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Yes indeed. So... - Some great times there.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58So how are you feeling now, Mrs Ellis?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Still got some problems with the breathing,
0:10:00 > 0:10:02and I think this is probably
0:10:02 > 0:10:04because she's not actually opened her bowels.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06I haven't been for five days.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Righto.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11So, Den, if you want to organise some, er, Microlax enema, that would be super.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Yes, great, OK. Kim! Sorry, Kim. We need to organise an enema.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17You'd like me to do that, then?
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Thank you, yes.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22All right? Jolly good. And once we've got things shifting through,
0:10:22 > 0:10:23I think you're going to feel a lot more comfortable.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27She does require something more than just being comfortable, Dr Moore.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Thank you, Mrs Ellis. It's more than comfortable.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32I mean, she's really struggling with her breathing.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Well, she's got pneumonia, Den. - Yeah, obviously.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Is there something the matter with you today?
0:10:36 > 0:10:37I'm fine, thank you.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39- Mrs Lewis. - Hello, Mrs Lewis.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- This is Gwen Lewis. - Yes.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Den, is there no way we can find a private ward for Mrs Dingsdale?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56It's just that Dr Kersley referred her to the professor,
0:10:56 > 0:10:59and I'd really like to help Benedict out.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03I have said, Dr Moore, I do not have any space.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Look, whether we like this or not, this is the way things are heading,
0:11:06 > 0:11:07so I think it's quite important
0:11:07 > 0:11:10that we support Dr Kersley's initiatives at this stage.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14So if you could have perhaps just another look...
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Sorry, I've got to... (MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Excuse me a moment. I'm so sorry. Jenny, hello, yes.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Are we all set for tomorrow? Right. I see.
0:11:22 > 0:11:27What if Philip changes his mind? I'm just worried that Michelle might get at him.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Yes, I will do. I will do. All right.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Yes, indeed. Yes. Thanks, Jenny, thanks very much indeed.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34All right, then, bye-bye.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Den? Are you all right?
0:11:45 > 0:11:49I'm fine, thank you, Kim. Absolutely fine.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- Actually, I was... - Oh, hang on a minute.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- Hello, Donald! - What's this?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03- I don't know, but it's for Den. - What is that?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- A pressie from someone? - Oh, let's have a look.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10- Well, come on, get excited! - Kim, no, it's for me.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Please can you let me open it?
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Thank you.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15It's like Darren's sixth birthday party.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17He wouldn't let me open them either.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23It's my fridge.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25It's a very premature fridge, Den.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27It's my fridge!
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Hey! I'll open these bits.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Oh, that is lovely!
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Um... Where are we going to put it?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Oh, that's fantastic! That fits perfectly!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54It's completely flush with the drugs trolley.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Well, I never. - Look, I've got to go.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Look after yourself, then.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00All right. See you, Kim. Have a good day.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Yeah, well, I would, except I've given up smoking,
0:13:02 > 0:13:04so I'm not in a bloody great mood, to be honest with you.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Oh, bloody hell. Good luck with that!
0:13:06 > 0:13:08- Yeah, thanks, mate. - See you later.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09See you later.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Oh, look, Kim, look!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13It's got an interior light, it's got a drip tray,
0:13:13 > 0:13:17it's got an egg thing, it's got a salad crisper.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20That'll make it a fridge, then, Den. 'Scuse me.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Ah, is that the fridge for Mrs Dingsdale's Fragmin?
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Er, no, it's the one for Den's breast milk.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Oh! And the health service have paid for that, have they?
0:13:29 > 0:13:30It's brilliant, isn't it?
0:13:30 > 0:13:33As long as she only uses it for breast milk, I suppose.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Do you hear that, Den?
0:13:34 > 0:13:37You're going to have to drink your Tennent's Super warm from now on.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Ah! Hansley! Oh, sorry, I don't want to tread on your...
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Oh, no, it's OK, please, don't worry.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56About, um... Oh, sorry! Lord, I'm messing this up awfully, aren't I?
0:13:56 > 0:13:57No, it's OK. It's fine.
0:13:57 > 0:14:02I just, er... About this Norris add-back at tomorrow's FDR.
0:14:02 > 0:14:07Um, I've been thinking, this French piece that Philip's taken up with,
0:14:07 > 0:14:11I just don't trust her. Have we covered all our bases?
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Er... Please. Sit down. - Oh, er, thank you.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Has your solicitor flagged up White versus White?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20No. Should she have?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22In determining ancillary relief for the spouse,
0:14:22 > 0:14:25there is no determined order of priority
0:14:25 > 0:14:27and the distribution of assets depends on every case.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- But that could drag on for years. - Costing you millions.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Well, we don't exactly have millions, but...
0:14:32 > 0:14:34The only winners are the lawyers.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Lord. So what would you advise?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Minton versus Minton.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Right. Minton versus Minton.
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Right.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Thank you.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48I'm sorry. I...
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Oh, no, thanks, I've given up.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07I just come here for the view.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Oh, excuse me.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Hello?
0:15:41 > 0:15:42She's what, Dave?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Shit.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49No. Well, I mean, if they're not going to admit her...
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Yeah, we're just going to have to find the space.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54No. Really shitty.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57The patches are useless.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59All right. I'll talk to you later. Cheers.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11He's got Vijay's nose.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13And Hilary's fat arse.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Oh, come on, Kim!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16It's only a joke!
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- I'm just trying to cheer you up. - I don't need cheering up, Kim.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- It's you who needs cheering up. - Me?!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24You've been a real grump since you gave up the fags.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Well, it's not just the fags, Den. It's Dave's mum.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29They're going to discharge her, right?
0:16:29 > 0:16:32As you know, we've got no room at home at all,
0:16:32 > 0:16:34so I'm sorry, but you're going to have to move out for a few days.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Look, I'm not doing it to be nasty, all right?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42No, I understand that, Kim, I can see you're not doing it to be nasty.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Have you done that enema yet? - It's lunch in 20 minutes!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Well, then, that gives you 20 minutes, doesn't it?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Oh, OK.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Eyes down for a full house, Mrs Ellis.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- Morning, Denise. How are you? - Oh! Hi.
0:17:04 > 0:17:11So, listen, would it be possible to move Mrs Dingsdale to a private room?
0:17:11 > 0:17:16I've had a call from her son, and he's a bit unhappy with the accommodation.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Normally, it would be fine... - Tom!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- Hello, there! How are you? - Pippa!
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Fantastic to see you.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- Mwah! - Mwah!
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- To what do we owe the pleasure? - Just had a meeting with Mr Loftus.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- Ah, yes. - I was just rebriefing him.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Yes, provision of services. I hope we're passing muster.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- We're getting there. - Oh, good. Good.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38But I was actually just trying to sort out this private referral of mine.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Ah, yes. I had Benedict's secretary on the phone, actually.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Den, sorry, before you disappear,
0:17:44 > 0:17:47I've had a call from Professor Portnoy-Noor's secretary
0:17:47 > 0:17:50about our private lady. What's the status on that at the moment?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Well, I've only got one side ward,
0:17:53 > 0:17:57and unfortunately it has got a patient in there with a stage 13 coma.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59So...
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Right, I see.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Is that patient a private patient?
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Priority, but not private.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Not private. - No, not...
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- Hmm. - So...
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Shouldn't she be in ITU anyway, really?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16I think they're a bit stacked up up there as well.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Well, um...
0:18:17 > 0:18:19So...
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Shall we... We'll leave that with the sister.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24OK. Yes. I'll make some enquiries.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26I have great faith in her to make the right decision.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Jolly good. Do you want to grab a coffee, or...?
0:18:29 > 0:18:31You read my mind.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Lovely. How is Tania doing?
0:18:33 > 0:18:34- Tania's very well. - Yes.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36- Just incredibly busy. - Is she?
0:18:36 > 0:18:37Yeah...
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Shit.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08- Den? - Hmm?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I'm sorry about earlier.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13You know, I think it probably was the fags.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16And Dave's mum's going to be a nightmare.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18It's OK. Honestly, don't worry about it, Kim, it's fine.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Kim!
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- Yeah? - Can you keep a secret?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Of course I can.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30You've got to keep this totally in confidence, right?
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Ooh, how exciting! Yeah. - It's about Hilary.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34Is it his baby?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36No, no. It's serious.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40He has asked me to make some recommendations.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- Oh. - About the staff cuts.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47Right. Look, Den, I honestly haven't got any space at home.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49- If I did... - Kim, I wouldn't use that.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Why would I use something like that?
0:19:51 > 0:19:54I wouldn't do that just to get back into your house.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56You might. All right, I'm kidding.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59It's serious, this, Kim.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Jobs are at risk here.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04But you know you're leaving anyway to have a baby, aren't you?
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Yeah, but... No, no, no, my job's protected.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10No, it's you, Kim. I'm going to do my best to look out for you.
0:20:11 > 0:20:12Yeah?
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Well... OK. Thanks. Thanks, Den.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Um, I've just been reading your essay, Kimberley.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Only weird people call me Kimberley.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Oh. Well, I hope you don't mind. I just thought, as I am your mentor, I could...
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Well, I do mind a bit.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59OK. OK, Kim.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Well, um, it starts off really well.
0:21:02 > 0:21:07It's fluent and articulate and it makes some very pertinent points.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Um, but then, halfway through, it kind of,
0:21:10 > 0:21:15er...it kind of turns into something completely different.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Good or bad?
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Well...
0:21:17 > 0:21:21I don't like to use negative words
0:21:21 > 0:21:25like "clumsy" or "adolescent", but...
0:21:25 > 0:21:27It's clumsy and adolescent?
0:21:27 > 0:21:32It just kind of loses the essence of academic analysis.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33If you see what I mean.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Why don't we see if we can turn this into a positive?
0:21:39 > 0:21:41I'd rather have a prolapse.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43I just want to maximise my job as mentor
0:21:43 > 0:21:45and give you the best opportunities as mentee.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48So why don't we just have a look at it right now? I'll just grab a chair, OK?
0:21:48 > 0:21:49OK.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Right...
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Quails' eggs and asparagus not to your taste?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07- It was horrible! - Oh, sorry.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Do you think there's any chance that they can find me a private room?
0:22:11 > 0:22:15- I'm sorry, I don't think they will. - I'm sure we can do that.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17- I'm sure we can. - 'Scuse me.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20I'll see if I can push the envelope of care just a bit further for you.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Den! Den!
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Damaris says she's going to give Mrs Dingsdale a private room.
0:22:28 > 0:22:29Sorry.
0:22:29 > 0:22:30Matron.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32- Sorry, I just wanted a quick word. - Right.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Yes.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Kim says that you're thinking of moving Mrs Dingsdale
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- into the side room. - Yes, yes.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44The thing is, I've had to use that room sometimes, you know,
0:22:44 > 0:22:48to catch up on admin and paperwork overload.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52I mean, it's very, very difficult to work out here with the noise...
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Right. I'm going to have to overrule you on this one. Sorry.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Even though I'm pregnant?
0:22:57 > 0:23:03I'm terribly sorry, Den, but you know our priority is enhancing care pathways
0:23:03 > 0:23:06for all of our patients, including our private guests, so...
0:23:06 > 0:23:09- Yeah, I just need the room. - Yes, but so does she.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17I don't know who Damaris thinks she is. I mean, I really need my office.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19What are you going to do?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Well, Hilary's all over me.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Maybe I could get rid of her.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26I mean, I'd lose my mentor, but I suppose it'd be worth it.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30I think it'd be better for you, Kim. It would keep your job secure.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Well, that would be amazing, Den, cos I'd really owe you one.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35I mean, like, a small one.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37- Not a big one, like moving in... - I know, Kim.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Don't worry. I'm not going to exploit you.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I know you're under a lot of stress with your mother-in-law.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Den, honestly, if I thought I could help, you know I would, don't you?
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Yeah.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00Den, any joy with Mrs Ellis's Microlax?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Sorry, no, I don't think so. I think the enema was unsuccessful.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Ah. OK. I think perhaps we'd better move straight to manual evacuation, then.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09- Fight you for it. - Oh, thanks, Kim.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Jolly good. Do you want to get consent?
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- Great. Thank you very much. - Could I just have a quick word?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16- Just very quickly. - I want to ask you a favour.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18- Er... - My mother-in-law had a fall
0:24:18 > 0:24:21and broke her arm and she went to A & E at St Luke's,
0:24:21 > 0:24:23but they're not going to admit her,
0:24:23 > 0:24:26and Dave and I can't really cope with her at home,
0:24:26 > 0:24:29so I just wondered if I could ask you if you'd mind phoning St Luke's,
0:24:29 > 0:24:33if you know a consultant there, and seeing if he could keep...
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Nurse, while I understand your difficulties, er...
0:24:36 > 0:24:37I doubt it.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Well, I just can't call in too many favours with St Luke's, you know.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45And it may be that the best place for her is in the home environment.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46- Oh, just forget it, OK? - Righto!
0:24:54 > 0:24:56- All right. - Oh, I'm sorry about that, Den.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59- Oh, it's OK. - She wouldn't even listen.
0:24:59 > 0:25:04I mean, I could maybe put you top-to-toe on one of the bunk beds
0:25:04 > 0:25:06with one of the twins.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Yeah... Do you think it's worth me having a word with her?
0:25:08 > 0:25:10You won't get anywhere.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Ah, Den, I've just had Benedict on the phone.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15He's pretty keen to sort out this private patient.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- Have we got any news on that? - I've got that all in process.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Oh, great! OK. Thank you. I'll let Tom and Benedict know. Thank you.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23- Dr Moore, just... - Yes?
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Sorry, um...
0:25:24 > 0:25:27I just wanted to say sorry, actually,
0:25:27 > 0:25:30because I have been very irritable today. I know that.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Er...we've all been a bit, probably...
0:25:33 > 0:25:37The thing is, I'm picking up on Kim's stress, because she's given up smoking,
0:25:37 > 0:25:39This thing with her mother-in-law...
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Right.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41..it's really getting her down.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45You couldn't just have a word with someone at St Luke's, could you?
0:25:45 > 0:25:48I'm sorry, I've already made that very clear to Nurse Wilde.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50I'm not prepared to call in favours for staff.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Just on this occasion?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54I'm surprised at you asking me, rather, Den.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57It's frankly unethical. So, yes.
0:25:57 > 0:25:58No is the answer to that.
0:25:58 > 0:26:03Dr Moore... I just want to give you a warning, actually.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04It's about Tom.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Dr Kersley?
0:26:06 > 0:26:10Yeah. Well, I had a relationship with Tom.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14It was about five years ago and it wasn't really a relationship,
0:26:14 > 0:26:17I suppose, it was more of one night.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18It wasn't quite one night...
0:26:18 > 0:26:21- But it was just... - Sorry, why are you telling me this?
0:26:21 > 0:26:26I just wanted to... I've just heard things.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Apparently, these days he'll shag anything.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32I just wanted to let you know, as a favour.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35In what way is that a favour?
0:26:35 > 0:26:36Well, it...
0:26:42 > 0:26:46Mm-hm. Hmm.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49I'm really... Yeah, thank you so much. Yeah.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52I'll see you in Chatters, yeah. Thanks.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Are you not catching the five to five?
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Oh, just, if I hurry, actually.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07Not been a great day, has it?
0:27:07 > 0:27:09I don't know. You've given up smoking.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11- That's a good thing. - Yeah, you got a fridge.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Yeah, that was a very good thing.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15- Den? - Hmm?
0:27:15 > 0:27:16Look, I've had a thought, right.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20Me and Dave have got a big wardrobe with a sliding door in our bedroom.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22I could put a little mattress in it, and you could shut...
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Look, Kim, honestly, I've sorted something out.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26I've got an Encore room, just for tonight.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27- Are you sure? - Yeah.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Have you sorted out Mrs Dingsdale?
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Yeah. Yeah.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Den. You promised Dr Moore.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37I have! No, I have. Popocatepetl have got a sepsis in their side ward.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40She's been on high dependency. She's come back. She's much better.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42They're putting her onto the main ward,
0:27:42 > 0:27:45and I can get Mrs Dingsdale into their side ward just for a couple of days.
0:27:45 > 0:27:46That's all she needs.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49You couldn't get Dave's mum in there an' all, could you?
0:27:49 > 0:27:50- No. - We can try.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52- Listen, are you coming with me? - No, no, quick, go!
0:27:52 > 0:27:55- I've got to stay with Amma. - All right, I'll see you. Bye.
0:27:55 > 0:27:56- Need to hand over, you know. - OK.
0:28:48 > 0:28:50# Roll, river
0:28:52 > 0:28:54# Keep on rolling
0:28:56 > 0:28:58# Ancient lady
0:28:58 > 0:29:00# Cold
0:29:04 > 0:29:06# Roll, river
0:29:06 > 0:29:08# Roll. #