0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Roll, river
0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Keep on rolling
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Ancient lady
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Cold
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Roll, river
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# Roll. #
0:00:36 > 0:00:37Are you all right?
0:00:37 > 0:00:39It's going to be today?
0:00:39 > 0:00:43Yeah, I think it probably is, yes.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47I mean, I can always suspend the normal visiting hours and...
0:00:47 > 0:00:49you know, any members of your family, if you want to...
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Yes, her nieces and nephews would so love to...
0:00:53 > 0:00:54But she's very comfortable now.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- Right.- So don't worry. And if anything changes, I'll give you a call.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- Thank you.- Thank you so much, Sister.- All right.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Oh, God! BUZZER
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- We'll ring the bell... - Bloody hell. Kim?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Can you come and sort out these bloody kids?
0:01:15 > 0:01:20OK, remember what I said, kids, and remember what Joseph Beuys said -
0:01:20 > 0:01:23all human interaction is social sculpture.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24- Hi, kids.- Hi!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Here we are. I have all the paperwork here. Who can I give these consents to?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Yes, I'll take that.- Ja.- Thank you.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- Have you got the patient consents? - Yes, we've got them. You did get them all, didn't you?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- Yeah, all apart from one. - Oh, that's right, Mrs Carter.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Sorry, Mrs Carter doesn't like children,
0:01:39 > 0:01:44so can you please not bother her? She's just round that corner. OK, can I make sure that there is no use
0:01:44 > 0:01:47of any kind of paint or any glue or any glitter on the ward?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Of course. Don't worry about it one little bit.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52We're going to be doing all that down in the art room.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56We just have to assign each one of these little budding artists
0:01:56 > 0:02:00to one of your lovely ladies, your patients, and they're going to make a beautiful artwork
0:02:00 > 0:02:02in response to the stories and tales that they hear from them.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Good. Well, they're all doolally, deaf or asleep, so good luck to you.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Is that a problem, Sister?
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- No. Where are you going to put these artworks when you've done them? - Well, Elke here has brought
0:02:11 > 0:02:16her, erm...Akku-Schrauber, and she's going to be going around taking down these heritage photographs
0:02:16 > 0:02:20- on the wall and make room for a new exhibition.- I'm glad they're going, cos they're depressing.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23HE SPEAKS AGGRESSIVELY
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Anyway, we're going to have some nice, bright kids' pics up by the end of the day.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Shall I take three with me, then?
0:02:33 > 0:02:37- Er, that would be great, and I'll take the rest over here. - We'll go this way, kids, OK?
0:02:37 > 0:02:41- Come along, guys.- Hello! - Hi, everybody!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I came from the middle of England -
0:02:54 > 0:02:57when you look at England, in the middle Staffordshire.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00So, what do you like doing in your spare time?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Erm...I like dancing.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05And do you like a lot of sports?
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Kim? Kim!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10(This is not working.)
0:03:10 > 0:03:13How long are these stories going to take?
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Well, Deborah over there, she's telling her kid
0:03:16 > 0:03:19all about when MI6 took her son's trousers to the dry-cleaner's.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21SHE LAUGHS
0:03:21 > 0:03:23I can't open the drugs trolley, can I?
0:03:23 > 0:03:27One of these kids could accidentally munch some diamorphine or something.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Yeah, if you don' t get to it first.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- If Pauline Salt doesn't get her metformin, she might go hypo. - A bit like Darren did last night
0:03:33 > 0:03:36when I told him about Dave's new job.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Oh, Kim, that's fantastic!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Rebuilding Iraq.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Oh. Well, that's not so fantastic.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43But it's good money, though.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46A hundred grand. If you finish the contract.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Well, you get your mortgage paid off back home, though, Kim.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54I'd rather pole dance for the chief exec in Chatters.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56SHE LAUGHS
0:03:56 > 0:03:58SHE SIGHS
0:03:58 > 0:04:00OK, here we are, this is Jayden.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Jayden, this is, erm, Miss Lewis,
0:04:03 > 0:04:06so you guys just have a moment, exchange the moment...
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Sorry.- ..allow your ideas to flow freely...
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Sorry, I've just got a medical procedure to do.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Don' t let us interrupt your flow, Sister. It's fine.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- Thanks. Yeah.- Thank you very much just for yourself.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18You just listen and you just say whatever.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Here's something for you, love.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- Oh, you're not giving him money, are you, Gwen? - Oh, well, he seems to be a nice boy.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Thank you.- You're never going to get rid of him, you know.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Er, Jayden, write it down as inspiration. Just write whatever Miss Lewis has to say down.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34I'm sure it'll be totally great, whatever comes out.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Oh, that's a lot of wee!
0:04:36 > 0:04:39No, Gwen, everybody wees about 750 millilitres a day, so...
0:04:39 > 0:04:42What is that in pints?
0:04:42 > 0:04:43What's a pint?
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Listen, sorry, I do have a medical procedure that I have to be doing,
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- so if you...- No, no, no, this is all really great.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52This is fantastic. Kids, they love the whistle,
0:04:52 > 0:04:55and bodily fluids can also be part of the creative process.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Just think of the Vienna Actionists, or Marc Quinn, his blood head.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01He took eight pints of his own blood as a self-portrait
0:05:01 > 0:05:03and froze it! Wow, awesome!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Is he going to freeze my wee?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Hello!- Hi.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- So, what are you going to do for your picture, then?- I can't draw.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Neither can I. I'm terrible at drawing.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19But...I am extremely good at eating sweets. Are you?
0:05:19 > 0:05:20- Yes, very.- Would you like one?
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Mm. Cheers.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Oh, hello! Would you like one?
0:05:26 > 0:05:30- Yes, please. - Oh, go on, then, dig in.- Thank you!
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Right! Right, you two, please put that... Can you put that wheelchair back where it was?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Where did you get those from, please?
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Can you go and sit down? Now!
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Leave it with me. I will sort the wheelchair out. This is hospital property.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52DYLAN SHOUTS IN GERMAN Are you writing on that blackboard?
0:05:52 > 0:05:58Can you please go and sit down with the others? Put the pen back. It's not your pen. Put it back.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01SHOUTING AGGRESSIVELY
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Excuse me, Mr Schwarz... Mr Schwarz? Mr Schwarz!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Mann!- Can you please be quiet?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08I'm going to go and prepare the art room.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Mr Schwarz!- I'll pick up the children in half an hour.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Excuse me, there is a dying woman in there.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20What are you...? What are you doing in there?!
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Come straight out!
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Thank you very much. Sit down with the others quietly. Can some of you sit on the floor, please?
0:06:28 > 0:06:33- You're going to have to get used to all that, Mummykins. They weren't actually being that bad.- Really?!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Yeah. I mean, I've been putting up with screaming kids for 20 years.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- I mean, you should think yourself lucky.- I'm losing control of the ward here, Kim.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43And who's that woman?
0:06:43 > 0:06:47I don't know. Perhaps she's the new pharmacist.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51And can you bleep Dr Moore? She's late for ward round.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55She's probably been held up, got her head stuck up her own arse again.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Right, ready whenever you are, gents.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Shall we crack on, Sister?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Oh, gents, wonderful news.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05We've slayed the dragon. The Dutch are dead in the water.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Pan-European vag-at funding is mine.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11And thereby yours. So well done, Josh.
0:07:11 > 0:07:16I'll actually be phoning your parents later to tell them the panel highly commended your vulval...
0:07:16 > 0:07:18large-format C-types, so,
0:07:18 > 0:07:22you know, jolly good. Well done, you. Right, shall we, er, crack on, Sister?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- Yes. Erm... - Right? Where to first?
0:07:24 > 0:07:27P...Pauline Salt...? Pauline Salt. Would you like to see Pauline Salt first?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30I'd love to see Pauline Salt. Right.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- Excuse me, Kim. - Nurse, morning.- Morning.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38All right?
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Is he behaving himself, Miss Pitt?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44I wouldn't eat too many sweets if I were you, young man.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46You might end up losing a leg, like this poor lady here.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50- Pauline, I'm afraid, is a bit distressed. Aren't you, Pauline? - Oh, right.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51You've got phantom limb, Mrs Salt?
0:07:51 > 0:07:55That workman's taken away my auntie. And her owl.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Right... Right. OK.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00What are her obs this morning, Sister? Has she got a temperature?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Normal. They're normal this morning, yes.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Oh, that's strange. So, gents, erm, this lady is diabetic.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09She's lost a leg. BKA.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Previously displaying sound mind, now displaying some signs of confusion.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15I'm not confused.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19That was my Aunt Sue, and that was her pet owl.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Pet owl, yes. Yes, indeed.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24So, differential diagnoses, gents? Any thoughts?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27She used to feed it rats she trapped in Beresford Street.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- Mm. Mm.- Ischaemic infraction?
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Yes, possible stroke. Yes.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Yes, indeed.- She used to use it as a bobbin!
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- Have you had a memory test, Mrs Salt?- No.- No, no...
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Well, she may not remember, of course. That's the other...
0:08:40 > 0:08:45It isn't worth anything. It's just Auntie Sue and Saucer, a little owl.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Mm. I'm wondering if we might refer her straight down for a brain scan. Erm...
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Oh, Pippa!
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Ah, Dr Oxford, hello.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55When did you want me to have a look at that lesion you mentioned?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Oh, yes! Thank you for popping down.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Er, I hear congratulations are in order.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Yes, we've trounced the Dutch!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03No, no, I, erm... Well, a little bird told me
0:09:03 > 0:09:06that your decree absolute's come through in the post.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- Ah. Yes. - So I need to buy you a drink.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Ah! Well, thank you. Mine's a Campari.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Yes, I actually want to talk vulval pruritis with you.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17I'm sure you're going to have some probing insights.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Yes, erm... I'd love to.
0:09:20 > 0:09:21Great!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Er... Good.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Sister, do you want to show Dr Oxford our lady with the lesion?
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Yes.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Oh, are you going to Mr Loftus's skills mix presentation?
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Yes, for my sins!
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- Well, I'll see you in purgatory. - Yes, indeed! Indeed!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Oh! Erm... It's you.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Sorry, Sister Flixter, isn't it?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- Me?- Mm.- Oh, yes. Yes.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Well, did you, erm, did you get any of my messages?
0:09:48 > 0:09:49I left them with your staff nurse.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Ah, no, she's...
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Oh, she's administratively incompetent, I'm afraid.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Well, we, erm, we never finished, completed your scan.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Ah, OK. I thought we had finished it. That's...
0:10:00 > 0:10:06No. No, erm, I suggested you call down to the ultrasound room
0:10:06 > 0:10:07in one of the messages.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- She's useless. Absolutely useless. Sorry about that.- That's all right. - Not to worry.- No, no worries.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Erm, but perhaps you could come down this afternoon.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Ah.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20Sorry, but we've... We're expecting someone to pass away this afternoon.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- Oh, I'm sorry. - Yes, I mean...
0:10:22 > 0:10:25I really need to be here, you know?
0:10:25 > 0:10:30I like to hold their hands. You know, it's just something I like to do.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- Well, why don't you come in your lunch break, then? - I don't get a lunch break.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Sorry, but I have to crack on with paperwork during the lunch hour.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- So...- Look, it's, um...
0:10:40 > 0:10:42It's entirely up to you, but, erm,
0:10:42 > 0:10:45it really is in your best interest to come down and...
0:10:45 > 0:10:47and complete the scan.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48I'll try.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52All right. All right, why don't you come down whenever you get a moment?
0:10:52 > 0:10:53This is Mrs Garvey.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26SHE SIGHS
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Hey, Vij.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Hey. How's it going?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31- Yeah, it's great.- Good. - It's great.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- Hey, do you want a cigarette? - No, thanks.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Oh, sorry, I forgot. You don't, do you?- No, I don't.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42You know what? I will.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53"Skill mixing is an important part of workforce planning within the NHS
0:11:53 > 0:11:55"and it's crucial
0:11:55 > 0:12:01"if cost-effective and appropriate care can be delivered to all patients..."
0:12:01 > 0:12:02What are you doing?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I'm on my lunch break, so...
0:12:04 > 0:12:06What are you doing smoking?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Oh, for God's... Leave me alone, Hils, please.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10What about the baby?
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Yeah...
0:12:11 > 0:12:12You're pregnant?
0:12:12 > 0:12:14What's it got to do with you?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Well, it might have a lot to do with me!- Is this true?
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Oh, come on. Look, stop it. This is ridiculous. Please.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21- I thought you were a back-doors man. - Come on, Vij...
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Haven't you heard of seepage? Come on! Vijay! Vijay...
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Leave me alone, you slaggy ton!
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Stop it! Stop it! Just stop it!
0:12:30 > 0:12:33I haven't got a bloody baby! I lost it. I lost the baby, all right?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39You've lost the baby?
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Right, now, who wants to be a nurse like me when they grow up?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57- Not me.- Not me.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58- Not you?- No.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59- Do you want to?- Yeah!
0:12:59 > 0:13:02You can wear a nice dress like this. That'd look nice, wouldn't it?
0:13:02 > 0:13:05- Ooh, yeah! - LAUGHTER
0:13:05 > 0:13:08You are all allowed to wear trousers if you're a male nurse.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11HE SPEAKS GERMAN
0:13:11 > 0:13:12You want to be a swot?
0:13:12 > 0:13:16- Hey, guys, sorry to interrupt. We have to go down to the art room...- Oh, OK, guys.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20- ..and start making our works, so come with me, team. - Ohhh!- No, you'll have fun.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- You'll have a laugh. No probs. Bye! ALL:- Bye!
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Bye, see you soon. - She's really funny.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Here you go, Pauline. How are you feeling?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- Oh, all right.- Good.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Oh, I didn't order Moroccan spicy giant couscous.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42I ordered the linguine.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44OK, let me see what I can do.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- Oh, would you, dear? It might repeat on me.- Well, quite.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Have we got any linguines left?
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Do you know what? Annapurna cleared me right out of linguine.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56I didn't think she'd notice!
0:13:56 > 0:13:59OK, well, I'll see what we've got in a minute, then.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Erm...- Hello!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Excuse me, dear?
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Carol here ordered Szechuan-style salmon
0:14:07 > 0:14:10and she's got butternut squash with honey cinnamon butter instead.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- A piece of bread and butter'd do me fine.- So sorry.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- All right, I'll make you a piece of toast, OK? - Thanks. Thanks, yeah.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20- What did you order, babe? - I don't remember.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Oh, she ordered wild mushroom tortellini.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Oh, she's sharp as a tack, that one.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28I know. And Dr Moore thinks she's got dementia.
0:14:31 > 0:14:37Skill mixing is an important part of workforce planning within the NHS
0:14:37 > 0:14:41and crucial if cost-effective and appropriate care
0:14:41 > 0:14:43is to be delivered to all patients.
0:14:44 > 0:14:51The nursing workforce - registered nurses, midwives, healthcare assistants -
0:14:51 > 0:14:52HCA...
0:14:55 > 0:15:00..represent the largest single staff group,
0:15:00 > 0:15:04and their salaries constitute the largest annual budget.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07The information I have gathered,
0:15:07 > 0:15:13I have compared to established budgets to determine whether adjustments are required
0:15:13 > 0:15:20and whether any nursing posts could be converted into HCA posts.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27The role of the C-grade HCAs is currently being developed
0:15:27 > 0:15:31to enable them to increase responsibility,
0:15:31 > 0:15:33but accountability
0:15:33 > 0:15:37for the patient care will remain the responsibility
0:15:37 > 0:15:39of the registered nurse.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Hello.- Oh, hello.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48I've come to see our auntie, Mrs Osbourne. Grace Osbourne.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51OK. Come with me. She's just down here in the side ward.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Can I get you a cup of tea?
0:15:53 > 0:15:56No, I'm all right, thank you. Thank you very much.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Please go in.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Thank you.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26I mean, I don't care whether they're HCAs
0:16:26 > 0:16:29or proper nurses as long as they support the clinical decision making.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33Do you, erm, do you want to go in convoy back to mine?
0:16:33 > 0:16:37- Oh, shouldn't I just pop home and grab my cossie first?- Nah.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- Oh, Tom!- Pippa!
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- Sorry, I was miles away. - Wow, you look sensational.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Oh, thank you. Yes, well, time for a change.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Listen, fantastic news about your vag-at. Congratulations.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Thank you. It's going to be very, very good for the hospital, so...
0:17:02 > 0:17:06- Not just the hospital. It won't do your reputation any harm, either. - No, that is true. Yes. Indeed.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Er, yes, Tom, I was going to ask you,
0:17:09 > 0:17:12would you be interested in exploring a private clinic with me?
0:17:12 > 0:17:16I think opening up the amenorrheic market is going to be very lucrative.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Absolutely. I think that is a great idea.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Mm. Good.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Well, listen, I mean, why don't we have dinner,
0:17:23 > 0:17:25and, you know, we can talk about it?
0:17:25 > 0:17:28When would be a good time?
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Tom... If we are going to work together, I should let you know...
0:17:32 > 0:17:33I don't know if you're aware,
0:17:33 > 0:17:36but you often touch people -
0:17:36 > 0:17:39women in a way that can be misleading.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Busted. I do, er, I do like a cougar.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Well, I've always been very fond of ferrets, Tom,
0:17:46 > 0:17:48but I wouldn't want one down my trousers.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Come in, Sister Flixter.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- Thank you.- Come and sit down.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Really glad you're here.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Thank you.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10So, please, make yourself comfortable.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14So, erm, what happened?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Oh, I had a miscarriage.
0:18:17 > 0:18:22OK. Erm, so, before, when you said that you hadn't,
0:18:22 > 0:18:24had you actually had some bleeding?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Yes, I had.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29OK. Well, that would explain what I saw in the scan.
0:18:30 > 0:18:36Er, first of all, I should say that, erm, I could see a baby
0:18:36 > 0:18:38with a heartbeat,
0:18:38 > 0:18:42which means that it was a twin pregnancy,
0:18:42 > 0:18:46one baby that was alive and growing
0:18:46 > 0:18:49and one that had died.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Are you saying that there is...
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Are you saying that there's...
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Might have... There's another baby there?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Yes, that's right. Erm...
0:19:00 > 0:19:02I don't understand, sorry.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06- Well, it means that you could still be pregnant.- Mm.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Erm, and I'm going to take a scan now to check.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12And you'll stay this time?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14- OK.- Yes.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18OK, well, if you'd like to show me your tummy again...
0:19:22 > 0:19:28So, if you want to check that in the formulary, Josh, and we'll get on with organising that medication.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32Excuse me, Dr Moore, is that medication for Mrs Salt?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- I beg your pardon?- Is that medication for Mrs Pauline Salt?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Sorry, your point being...?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Well, I mean, she seems perfectly lucid to me.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41The woman is babbling about owls, Nurse.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44I know you're training to be a doctor, but you've got a long way to go yet.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48- Well, actually, I'm not any more, for your information.- Oh.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52Well, I must say, that doesn't surprise me. Yes, medical training is a lot of hard work,
0:19:52 > 0:19:56- as Josh will tell you. - Well, it's not really the work.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Well, it is the work, because, if I do it, I won't have time for anything else.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02I won't have any time for the kids,
0:20:02 > 0:20:04I won't have time to watch telly with Dave on Friday nights.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- In fact, I won't have any fun at all. - Yes, well, not to say that
0:20:07 > 0:20:10one doesn't have to have the right attributes in the first place,
0:20:10 > 0:20:14but as Professor Portnoy-Noor always says, it's the ABCs that make the best doctors -
0:20:14 > 0:20:18academicians, brainboxes, competitors. So...
0:20:18 > 0:20:20And as Ian Dury says... (Arseholes, bastards...)
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Sorry, did you say something?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Yes, I did, actually.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Do I need to discuss this breach with your line manager?
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Well, seeing as I don't actually need a reference for being a doctor any more
0:20:30 > 0:20:33and I'm about to be skills-mixed out to a healthcare assistant,
0:20:33 > 0:20:36it doesn't really apply, does it?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Oh, dear!
0:20:46 > 0:20:48OK...
0:20:52 > 0:20:54All right?
0:20:54 > 0:20:56There's baby's heartbeat.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58SHE SOBS
0:21:01 > 0:21:05- So...- OK?- Yes. Is that...
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Which is...? Where's the heart? I can't see.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11That's it beating there. Can you see? The head's here.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Mm. Yeah.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Arms and legs are kicking nicely.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21- OK?- Hello!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26OK...
0:21:30 > 0:21:35Excuse me? Last I heard, you didn't work at this hospital any more.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39I was guest of the chief executive up until 14 minutes ago,
0:21:39 > 0:21:42when I feeded in my findings and put in my final invoice.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44So why are you still here, then?
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Somebody's nicked my iPad.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50If you do see it, it's got my name and number on the back.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53I need to put forward my bid for the Cerium cardiac contract.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57They're moving into medical provisions. They need cost analysis!
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Oh, excuse me, I've got bums to wipe.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- Do you know where the keys are for this?- No!
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Since we're celebrating, Josh, would you like to share a slice of fruit cake?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- Philip?- Philippa!
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Erm, Josh, this is, erm, my husband...
0:22:18 > 0:22:20my ex-husband, Philip Moore.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24Erm, Philip, this is Joshua, Mr... Dr Mbaka...
0:22:24 > 0:22:26- my...research assistant. - Very nice to meet you.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29- Pippa, you look so different. - What on Earth are you doing here?
0:22:32 > 0:22:35They found a lump. They're operating tomorrow.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Testicular?
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Breast.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- Hi, Pauline.- Oh, all right?
0:22:45 > 0:22:49Have you taken any of those tablets that Dr Moore prescribed for you?
0:22:49 > 0:22:50Oh, not yet, dear.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54Well, I told her I was taking enough pills already.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Good.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08PHONE RINGS
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Sorry, it must just be so much worse for you.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- It's just a bit of a shock. - Well, we are hoping they've caught it in time.
0:23:17 > 0:23:22It's just so rare, you know, in a man. Very, very unlucky.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24How's Michelle taking it?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Not very well, I'm afraid. I...
0:23:26 > 0:23:30I think she's actually regretting taking me on.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34- Well, that's rather selfish of her, if you don't mind me saying so. - I haven't told James yet.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36I don't want to give him any further excuses to smoke drugs.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39I thought he'd stopped all that. He told me he'd stopped.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43I think he thinks that's just what you want to hear.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45I suppose I have been rather out of touch.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Well, no-one knows if they're going to be a good enough parent until it's too late.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Look, do you want to come back for a bit?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58After the op?
0:23:58 > 0:24:00In separate rooms. Erm...
0:24:03 > 0:24:06That's very kind. Can I think about it?
0:24:06 > 0:24:09It's up to you, Philip. It's up to you, you know.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18I think the chemo's going to be the hard bit.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Oh, Philip!
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Pippals... Don't worry.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Yeah, no, no, Van Persie scored in the first half,
0:24:33 > 0:24:36then they equalised, and then we scored in, like, the last minute.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Quality goal, seriously.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41CARTOON NOISES
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Here we go, Team Silverhill.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- Hello, Mr Schwarz. How did you get on?- Hello there.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50We did very well. Everybody's made some lovely responsive artworks.
0:24:50 > 0:24:56- Yes, if you want to go through, and I'll take some of the others. Thank you.- I'll take you over there.- Hello.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59You three, did you have people that you'd spoken to next door?
0:24:59 > 0:25:01- Yeah.- Shall we go and see them?
0:25:01 > 0:25:05Yeah? Do you want to show me your pictures?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Oh! Oh, that's lovely!
0:25:08 > 0:25:10- Hello!- Hi! You're back?
0:25:10 > 0:25:11I drew your picture.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15- Oh! This is lovely.- Thank you.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17You think I look like that?
0:25:17 > 0:25:19- Yes.- Really?
0:25:21 > 0:25:24- That's beautiful!- Thank you.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Oh, gosh, look at that.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35Oh! Liquorice Allsorts. My favourite.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37You can't eat them. It's art.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41Can't eat them anyway, cos you're diabetic.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43We have found the original label by the photographer
0:25:43 > 0:25:45with a nice dedication to your auntie and her owl.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49Thank you! To tell the truth, I never liked that owl.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Well, it bit me. Look, there. See the scar?
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Is that an iPad?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Well, Nurse Kim here lent it to me.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01- You can keep that till you're discharged. The owner won't be needing it.- Good.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Can we play Angry Birds?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Look, I'll have a game with you later, OK?
0:26:06 > 0:26:09HE SPEAKS AGGRESSIVELY
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Ah, that's lovely. I like that.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21It's like a butterfly, isn't it?
0:26:21 > 0:26:24I will treasure that.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Hello. Are you looking for me? There's not a problem, is there?
0:26:31 > 0:26:33No, no, no, you're fine. Erm...
0:26:33 > 0:26:37Dr Moore said she'd meet me in the car park, and she's not answering her bleep. Have you seen her at all?
0:26:37 > 0:26:40- I think she left ages ago.- Oh.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Well... Not to worry.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Would you like a cup of tea?
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Er, no. No, you're fine. Thanks.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Oh, Tatty, gosh, I'm so sorry. Something came up.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Never mind.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56- Are we all set?- Yep, yep.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Erm, mine's the blue soft top in the car park.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02- So if you want to come round to the barrier...- Yes, great.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Erm, oh, God, sorry, just check if I've got my car keys.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06- Oh!- Sorry, it's just been such a...
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Listen, why don't you come with me in mine,
0:27:09 > 0:27:12and then you can pick up yours later on? You know? What do you think?
0:27:12 > 0:27:15Yes, why not? Yes, all right. Come on, then.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01PHONE RINGS
0:28:03 > 0:28:04Oh, hello, Dave.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08Oh, don't worry. I'll get some fish fingers on the way.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12Yeah, I missed the shuttle bus again.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14Don't expect me before seven.
0:28:15 > 0:28:19Look, Dave, I've been having a think about this Iraq thing.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22I mean, I know the money's brilliant and all that, but...
0:28:22 > 0:28:24it's just not worth it.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27I mean, say something happened?
0:28:28 > 0:28:30I mean, we can manage.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33Well, we always have done in the past, haven't we?
0:28:33 > 0:28:35Oh, come on, cheer up, it's not all bad.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38At least I've been off the fags for 18 days.
0:28:44 > 0:28:45# Roll, river
0:28:47 > 0:28:49# Keep on rolling
0:28:51 > 0:28:54# Ancient lady
0:28:54 > 0:28:55# Cold
0:29:00 > 0:29:02# Roll, river
0:29:02 > 0:29:03# Roll. #
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