Episode 3

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0:00:02 > 0:00:10This programme contains strong language.

0:00:10 > 0:00:12Are you awake?

0:00:13 > 0:00:17- Yep.- I spoke to Jackie earlier.- Mm.

0:00:17 > 0:00:22Well, she said not that much had changed...with Mum

0:00:22 > 0:00:28but, erm, apparently, cos she's had such a bad stroke,

0:00:28 > 0:00:31she might qualify for full medical care

0:00:31 > 0:00:36and they just have to run some tests, just to check.

0:00:38 > 0:00:43- Check what?- That she's seriously ill enough to qualify for this care.

0:00:43 > 0:00:48Right. So, she's got to take some tests and fail them.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51- And then we'll be in the clear? - Yeah.- Great.

0:00:55 > 0:01:00Yeah. Let me know if anything changes? ..Great. Thanks, bye.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05- So, how is she?- Well, she's still in that specialist unit

0:01:05 > 0:01:09and the said they'll probably keep her until about Thursday,

0:01:09 > 0:01:12unless she has another one.

0:01:12 > 0:01:17- Hello? I'm home.- Ryan!- Ah! Hiya.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Hey!- Ha-ha!- Hold on a sec, I'm just going to grab my other bag.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Do you know what?- What?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Our problem is that we're too entertaining as parents.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26They just want to come back and be with us.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30- Our problem is they treated the place like a hotel when they lived here...- Exactly.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33If we were a bit nastier to them, they wouldn't come back so much.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35- Good to have you back, son! - Cheers, Dad.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Don't worry, you're doing fine on the nasty front.

0:01:38 > 0:01:43- Hey!- Hey!- You- all right? Yeah. Good. - Good to see you.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47- Are you moving back?- Yeah.- How are you going to commute from Aldershot?

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Yes, I'm moving back. I need to save up some money

0:01:50 > 0:01:53because I want to be able to do... I want to get my own place, don't I?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55But are you going to blow it on the train every week?

0:01:55 > 0:01:58How much is the train from Aldershot to Hoxton?

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Maybe I thought you might be able to help me out? I need to save some money, don't I?

0:02:01 > 0:02:04You want me to drive you? You want me to chauffeur you to Hoxton every morning?

0:02:04 > 0:02:08- You can just drive me to the station.- I couldn't do that. I wouldn't do that.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11- I'm not going to drive you, you'll walk.- You just don't want him in the car.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Where's he going to sleep? - I don't know.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- He can sleep with us. - THEY MURMUR

0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Why's he back, then?- Up for tonight?

0:02:24 > 0:02:28Well, because they've put his rent up and it's stupid really because

0:02:28 > 0:02:32of what's going on with Mum, we could have actually helped him out.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35But it's nice to have him back.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38I miss him, I want him to come back to us.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42It's good to have him back. It's good to have the family back.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44- Have you learnt to cook? - Yes, I have.- What?

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Microwave meals, he's finally learnt to use a microwave.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Spanish...erm, chicken de L'Espana. - What?- Chicken de L'Espana?

0:02:49 > 0:02:53Spanish chicken. Is that chicken with some sort of...

0:02:53 > 0:02:55I was living with this bloke, Diego. He showed me how to do it.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57All right, let's see what you can do tonight.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00It'll be like the X Factor. I'll audition to stay.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- It'll be like Bake Off. - MasterChef.- Bake Off.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- Cook-off.- Yeah. Cook-off. All right. - Fine. I spoke to Gran the other day.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10I gave her a call before I came back just to let her know I was coming back.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14- Did you?- Yeah. Yeah.- How long ago?

0:03:14 > 0:03:16- A couple of weeks ago? Is she all right?- Oh, well.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19She's not great, to be honest.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Not since, well, when you spoke to her she probably sounded OK,

0:03:23 > 0:03:28but you know that she's had quite a serious, biggish stroke.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30I'll tell you about it properly later.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33But she's OK. She's OK.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Are we going to go visit her, or is she coming home?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Well, no. What they're going to do is they'll probably transfer her

0:03:38 > 0:03:42onto the proper ward on...because she's in a kind of special unit,

0:03:42 > 0:03:45at the end of the week and then we'll go down then, OK?

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Cos you can't...it's hard to visit in this...

0:03:47 > 0:03:51OK. But Auntie Jackie's... Is she...?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Auntie Jackie's Auntie Jackie. You know. She's...

0:03:54 > 0:03:57She put up a Facebook post the other day saying,

0:03:57 > 0:03:59"On my way to Bluewater! Wahoo!"

0:03:59 > 0:04:02What? When was that? When was that?

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Little emoji.- When? When? - About six days ago?- Six days ago?

0:04:05 > 0:04:08And then it was like, emoji, emoji, exclamation mark.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Which one?- The little one with the shades on.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Oh, OK. - Was that before or after the stroke?

0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Yeah.- That's out of order. Kim, that's out of order.- She's fine.

0:04:20 > 0:04:25- So, if Mum does go on for a while... - Yeah.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29..what's going to happen to her? I mean, she can't stay here, can she?

0:04:29 > 0:04:32No, of course. No, she's been assessed,

0:04:32 > 0:04:36so she has primary health needs so she qualifies for NHS funding.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- Primary health needs?- Yeah. - NHS funding?- Yeah.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42And so she would go to a care home?

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Yeah, absolutely. And we have a list of recommendations

0:04:45 > 0:04:47and we could support you through that.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49That's lovely, thank you very much. That's very useful.

0:04:49 > 0:04:55So just for... To be sure, when she goes to the care home...

0:04:57 > 0:05:01..the costs would be covered by the NHS? Am I right in thinking that?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Oh, yeah, I mean, her needs are very specific

0:05:03 > 0:05:05so she needs that support, yeah.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Yes, yes. OK, thank you very much, Doctor.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16What?

0:05:34 > 0:05:36- It is very sensitive, isn't it? The whole thing.- Of course.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39But, well, it's my sister, actually, more than me

0:05:39 > 0:05:42because she's been under terrible stress with everything,

0:05:42 > 0:05:48and the way that she deals with it is she runs up a lot of debts.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50It is a sort of condition, actually,

0:05:50 > 0:05:52so she's maxed out on the credit cards,

0:05:52 > 0:05:54and they've had to remortgage the house,

0:05:54 > 0:05:56and the extension's not finished.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59They've got three kids, you know, they're all dependent,

0:05:59 > 0:06:03and a grandchild as well. The 17-year-old... Anyway.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- So she's got a lot of people dependent on her...- Yeah.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10- ..and, you know, the money situation is very worrying.- Of course.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15- You know, so she will be very... - Relieved to hear.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17She will be relieved, she will be relieved.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Yeah, no, the costs of this won't hit your sister's pocket.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22No, thank you. Thank you, Doctor.

0:06:24 > 0:06:29Parking. £10 an hour now, and we have to pay. Confirmed.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31- £10, is it?- £10 an hour.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36Look, I think we're mates, I could probably give you a little bit of a tip-off here.

0:06:36 > 0:06:41- Yeah? What's that? - I don't tell many people that I don't know that well.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Listen, about three or four minutes away from here

0:06:44 > 0:06:46there's a little bit of land.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Only us drivers know about it, but it's a score a week,

0:06:49 > 0:06:51whether you're waiting for someone to arrive at the airport,

0:06:51 > 0:06:53you've taken a little bird there,

0:06:53 > 0:06:56whatever you're doing, literally just pull up.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59You've just got to be savvy with this, Dave.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01That's the trouble that you're having, I think.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Good morning, Mr and Mrs Morrell.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08I'm just here to do a few bits and pieces,

0:07:08 > 0:07:10and have a potter around in the kitchen,

0:07:10 > 0:07:13but I'm just going to empty your catheters first.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- OK.- Who wants to go first? - I'll go.- Yeah?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Just give that a little wipe, there we go.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25- So how are you doing? Are you OK? - Yeah, I'm fine, thank you.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Oh, don't like this. Not got a lot. Don't like it.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33- Don't look.- OK.- Look at something nice.- Yeah.- Not my face, obviously!

0:07:33 > 0:07:35THEY LAUGH

0:07:35 > 0:07:38- Nice.- Some nice pictures on the wall, there you go.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42That's fairly quick, though, isn't it? And straightforward.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44How about you, Mr Morrell? Are you OK?

0:07:44 > 0:07:49- I get the pins and needles.- Do you? In your feet? In your legs? Or...?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51- Yeah.- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56There we go. Okey dokey.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Right, now, I'm just going to empty these in the loo,

0:08:00 > 0:08:04I'll put the kettle on. I'll be back in five minutes with a cup of tea. OK?

0:08:04 > 0:08:08- Are you going to go to Iraq or are you going to be a big pussy and not go?- Is that what it is?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Ask yourself...- You think I'm being a pussy by not going?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Look yourself in the eye and tell yourself,

0:08:12 > 0:08:15if I don't take this dream opportunity to go to Iraq

0:08:15 > 0:08:16and earn some serious money,

0:08:16 > 0:08:20will your kids respect you, or will they think you're a joke?

0:08:21 > 0:08:24You can't keep sitting in this car, you know,

0:08:24 > 0:08:27complaining and crying about life not giving you a favour

0:08:27 > 0:08:30and not handing you a favour, when you've got a sweet opportunity.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33You've got to do what it says on the tin. Go along.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- What do I tell Kim?- Just say to her, "Listen, Kim, babe..."

0:08:38 > 0:08:42- Do you want to write this down? Or you going to... - I can remember it, go on.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44All right, so, just walk in, get her some flowers.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47None of the shitty ones from the petrol station. Decent flowers.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50There's a little gaff up there called the Two Rooms Of Bloom.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Get indoors and say, "Listen, baby girl," right?

0:08:54 > 0:08:58"The future is coming. The future is Iraq.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01"I'm going out there and I'm going to make an absolute fortune,

0:09:01 > 0:09:04"so you won't have to do that crummy job with old people any more."

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- All right. All right? - GROANS

0:09:06 > 0:09:09- What's happened? - He fell down. He fell down.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12I can't get him up. Can you help me? I can't do it.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Are you all right, Mr Morrell?

0:09:14 > 0:09:19Mr Morrell, just stay down for a while. Just lie down, lie down.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22I'm not allowed to lift, OK?

0:09:22 > 0:09:25- So I'm just going to phone the office very quickly.- Quickly.

0:09:25 > 0:09:30All right? Oh, hi. It's Kim Wilde here. I'm with the Morrells at..."

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Don't pull me arm! What are you doing?

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Forget it, forget it.- Argh, no!- It's all right. I've got a situation.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37- I'll call you back later. Bye. - You silly devil!

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Don't push. Don't push me.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi! No, no, no, no!

0:09:42 > 0:09:45- What do you think you're doing? - No, no, no, no!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Leave him alone, please. Come and sit down.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49- Keep quiet. - What's the matter with you?

0:09:49 > 0:09:52- He's like it all the time. - Were you having a go at him?

0:09:52 > 0:09:56- No, no, no.- Yes, you were! - I wasn't.- You was.- I wasn't.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Did she hit you?

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Well, I have to sometimes, because he's very aggressive.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05- He gets very aggressive. - Does he hit you?

0:10:05 > 0:10:08She forces me to do things I don't want to do.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10- All you want to do is sleep. - And it hurts.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13You just want to sit and sleep all the time.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17I've just been to visit the Morrells,

0:10:17 > 0:10:22and there was a rather worrying incident which involved violence.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27No, no, no, not just him. Her as well.

0:10:27 > 0:10:32I really think that someone should go and see them

0:10:32 > 0:10:35and we should get social services involved or something,

0:10:35 > 0:10:38cos someone's going to get seriously hurt, I think.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Two weeks? No, that's madness.

0:10:42 > 0:10:47- 'Oh, Dave, what do you want?' - Yeah, Terry, have you given me the right postcode? I'm here now.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Are you near a field, mate? Are you lost?

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Yeah, there's just a bunch of houses.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55'It's a bit further down that road. Cor, you're like a big baby.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59'Seriously, watch yourself. Some of the drivers have been doing all sorts.'

0:10:59 > 0:11:02- They do what? - 'Listen, got to go. Bye.'

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Oh, my God.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21What the...?

0:11:21 > 0:11:26HE SHOUTS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE

0:11:26 > 0:11:28No, no, no. It wasn't me, sir. No, no. It wasn't me.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31No, no, it wasn't me. It wasn't me!

0:11:32 > 0:11:35All right, I'll take it. I'll take it.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38I'll take it. Yeah, I'll take it. Jesus Christ.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42Here, look, it's going in my pocket.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Fuck's sake.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Hazel? Have you been taking all your tablets?

0:11:57 > 0:12:02- Don't like them.- You've just left some tablets.- I don't like them.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04What sort of answer is that?

0:12:04 > 0:12:07You can't just go, "I don't like them, I'm not taking them."

0:12:07 > 0:12:10They make me go all... all over the place.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13I know, but the doctor hasn't prescribed them for a laugh.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16They are for something, you're not going to get better so quickly.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18I don't like them.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Please?- Ugh. Do I have to?

0:12:22 > 0:12:28- Well, just have a go, all right? Promise?- Yeah, I do. I promise.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Oi.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47I think this belongs to you.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Can you please arrange my transport for next week?

0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Right.- Cos they didn't turn up last week.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02- Oh, you're joking?- No, they didn't. And it's a bit... You know?

0:13:02 > 0:13:04What I'm going to do is I'm going to pop into Buccaneer

0:13:04 > 0:13:06- and have a word with them about that.- OK.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09There's a few things I need to talk to them about.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12- Thank you.- All right, I'll just do the rubbish, OK?

0:13:12 > 0:13:14I'll be back in a sec.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16- Hello.- Hiya.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20- How is she today?- Not too bad.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23I think she's so brave, the way she's coping.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25But you know, she's older...

0:13:26 > 0:13:31No, no. You do know she's suffering from cancer?

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Oh, no. I didn't know that.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36She probably won't tell you

0:13:36 > 0:13:39because she doesn't seem to want anyone to know.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41No, well, I don't blame her,

0:13:41 > 0:13:44but it's really important for me to know.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47I mean, they could at least have put it on her notes or something.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Yes. I mean, she's booked into the hospice.

0:13:50 > 0:13:54I think... In fact, I think she's quite looking forward to it

0:13:54 > 0:13:57cos she said she'll have some company there

0:13:57 > 0:14:01- and she won't be alone. - Oh, dear. That's so sad, isn't it?

0:14:01 > 0:14:04- Oh, God. I had absolutely no idea. - No?

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Well, thank you for letting me know.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09- I'll have a word with the company. - I'm sorry. You know, but...

0:14:26 > 0:14:28You like to be comfortable, yeah?

0:14:31 > 0:14:34CHUCKLES Very playful.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Yep. Feet down. Feet down, son. That's all right.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46OK.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57I've come to complain on behalf of an elderly woman I'm looking after.

0:14:57 > 0:15:02Her hospital transport has not been organised, and it's not on!

0:15:02 > 0:15:04This company is hopeless.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07I'm sorry. How can I help you? My name's Karen.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09You never return phone calls.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12In fact, you very rarely even answer the phone.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13You put people on hold for hours.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16I've tried to get a new uniform out of you for weeks.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Right, OK. Can I stop you again? - And also in terms of the care offered to people,

0:15:19 > 0:15:21a lot of care workers aren't filling in...

0:15:21 > 0:15:24I'm going to have to put this on the file on the computer,

0:15:24 > 0:15:27and to be honest with you, we're packing up here, so...

0:15:27 > 0:15:30- Pardon? - We're closing down...the office.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Am I being made redundant?

0:15:33 > 0:15:37- Well, I assume you're on zero hours, so...- Yeah, that's right.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Technically we can't sack you.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Now, as the company is being put out to tender,

0:15:42 > 0:15:45if you want to leave you can leave, but we can't sack you.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Look, I'm really sorry. I really am. But I can't help you.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51The only person that's left is Head of Special Projects.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Well, can I have a word with him or her, then?

0:15:53 > 0:15:57- Well, you literally just missed him. - Oh, thank you!

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Right. I'm going to stop the car.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05I'm stopping.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10- OK. Are we going to do something? - # La-la-la-la! #

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Get off! Could you do something about this?

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Sit down! Sit down!

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Right. Get out! All of you, get out!

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Just get out! You think I'm not serious?

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Sit down! Out! You, go on, fuck off.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26And you, sir. Fuck off. And you, you can fuck off too.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28- I'm being serious. - # La-la-la-la. #

0:16:28 > 0:16:31OK, all right. I'm getting out. OK.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35You can drive yourselves home!

0:16:37 > 0:16:38Jesus!

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Excuse me, I need to talk to you about my job.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Hilary.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Kim, I swear, I didn't know what was going to happen.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55- I might have known it'd be you. - I really did try to help.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58I wanted everyone to keep their jobs. It's just one of those things.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00You know what we used to call you at the hospital?

0:17:00 > 0:17:03The Angel of Death. And you're doing it again, aren't you?

0:17:03 > 0:17:06My job's going, but you're nice and safe.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Listen, there's a lot of opportunities with Buccaneer.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11It's not just about this tiny section, OK?

0:17:11 > 0:17:13- Buccaneer...- Opportunity to what?

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Buccaneer is everywhere. It's around us.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18I thought Buccaneer was winding down,

0:17:18 > 0:17:20and now you're telling me they're expanding.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22No, we're actually winding up.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25We're going into prisons now and we're helping young offenders,

0:17:25 > 0:17:28and I'm working with some great young guys,

0:17:28 > 0:17:32and bringing them out their cell so they can get back into society.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Those poor kids, I feel sorry for them.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Let me tell you something, I'm sticking my neck out.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41One of the guys I'm working with, Jerome, he's a very heavy-set guy,

0:17:41 > 0:17:44- Yeah?- He's getting paroled very shortly

0:17:44 > 0:17:46and I said he can come and stay with me.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Well, let's hope he gives you a kicking.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Honestly, Hilary, I'm at my wits' end,

0:17:52 > 0:17:56I come for help and it's bloody you. I cannot believe it.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Look how well you're doing!

0:17:59 > 0:18:02I'm losing my job, yet you're smiling at that car.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Are you happy with it, are you? Nice.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09- Do you know what I've got? - What?- A bleeding Picasso.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12That doesn't start in the mornings.

0:18:12 > 0:18:16Well, maybe if you got positive and worked with Buccaneer,

0:18:16 > 0:18:19we may consider even taking you back.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21- How about that? - Oh, that's big of you.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24Comfy seats, faux leather. Think about it.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Faux leather? That's my dream, that is.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Well, it's only because I'm a vegan, they done a special edition for me.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Do you know I'm supposed to be at a spin class now?

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Well, it's having a good effect.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Yeah, I've been working...

0:18:37 > 0:18:41- Kim, listen, let me make some calls for you.- No, it's all right.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Hold on one second.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Hello?

0:18:46 > 0:18:50Hi, Brian. Yeah, it's Hils.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Hilary. Loftus, yeah.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Erm, what I was going to say,

0:18:55 > 0:18:58I don't think I'm going to make the six o'clock spin.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01Is there any chance you could slip me into the aqua aerobics at 6:30?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Yeah, cheers.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08- Look.- What's that for?

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Get yourself something nice to wear,

0:19:10 > 0:19:12you know, for job interviews and stuff?

0:19:12 > 0:19:17- What? £20?- Kim, perhaps just a nice hat or something, you know...

0:19:17 > 0:19:20- A nice hat? - We are going to need the top back.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25The Buccaneer top? We will need the uniform.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29I don't think that's appropriate. Kim?

0:19:29 > 0:19:33- Have your fucking £20. - Kim, I don't think, no...

0:19:34 > 0:19:36There's your Buccaneer top, all right?

0:19:36 > 0:19:38And your stupid Buccaneer bag.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Hello, Brian? Yeah.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50I may be able to still make it for the spinning?

0:19:50 > 0:19:52I haven't got time to warm up.

0:19:52 > 0:19:56I know he likes you to warm up, but...OK. Lots of love. Bye-bye.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07Mr White?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Mr White?

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Mr White?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Mr White?

0:20:17 > 0:20:20- Mr White. - HEAVY BREATHING

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Oh, OK. I can see you're busy. I'll pop back later.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Guys, I wouldn't eat the chicken

0:20:29 > 0:20:32cos mine's still a bit frozen in the middle.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34- I'm not eating that.- It's pink. - Look at this.- Yeah.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38- No, it's...- Medium-rare chicken, it's a Spanish delicacy.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41It's a bit dangerous, Ryan. I know you've made the effort

0:20:41 > 0:20:44and I'm impressed that you've managed to cook something

0:20:44 > 0:20:47that's burnt on the outside and frozen in the middle.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49It's a baked chicken Alaska.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52That's actually a very difficult thing to pull off. Well done.

0:20:52 > 0:20:57- Thank you. So... Mucho, mucho... - At least he's trying.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00- Can we just order Chinese later? - Yeah, please?

0:21:00 > 0:21:03The thing is, it's like you can get salmonella from the middle bit,

0:21:03 > 0:21:05and then it's carcinogenic on the outside,

0:21:05 > 0:21:07which means it could give you cancer.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10- You're killing us, basically. - I don't think I can eat it.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13Interesting concept - cold veg as well. Very nice.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17- KNOCK ON DOOR - Only me, not stopping.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Oh, sorry, you're having your dinner.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Hello, darling. What are you doing home?

0:21:21 > 0:21:24- I'm back.- You're back? Aw! - Dad's really chuffed.- That's nice.

0:21:24 > 0:21:25- What are you having?- Frozen chicken.

0:21:25 > 0:21:29- Do you want some chicken? - What happened to the chicken?

0:21:29 > 0:21:31- It's Spanish, apparently. - The joy on Dad's face.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33You've got to have some, it's amazing.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35I think I'll pass on that, Dave. Can I have a little word?

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Are you sure you don't want to stay for dinner? I cooked.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40No, darling, I've got to get back for your Uncle Stewart,

0:21:40 > 0:21:42but I just wanted a quick word with your mum.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44- Excuse me.- Nice to see you.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48Yeah, yeah. Lovely to see you, darling. Catch up with you later.

0:21:48 > 0:21:53Right, Mum is now primary health care needs.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56Which you seem quite pleased about? What's primary health care needs?

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Well, what it means is we don't have to pay.

0:21:59 > 0:22:03No, I mean, what does it mean about HER? How is she?

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Oh, well. God, she's awful. Obviously, she's terrible.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08I went to see her, you know?

0:22:08 > 0:22:12I had a little chat with her, and she's...one eye's all closed.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14It's awful, it's terrible,

0:22:14 > 0:22:16- But you're pleased? - Oh, no, of course I'm...

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Don't be like that, Kim. Of course I'm not pleased.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22I just thought you'd want to know, because she's now so ill,

0:22:22 > 0:22:29and they say she's not likely to get better, so they cover the costs.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31I just thought you'd like to know,

0:22:31 > 0:22:35after everything that we've been through, you know.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38- It's...- Well, I'm sure Mum would be very pleased to know

0:22:38 > 0:22:40that you've come running to me going,

0:22:40 > 0:22:43"Hooray, Mum's really ill, so I get my money back."

0:22:43 > 0:22:45What is this? Why are you having such a go?

0:22:45 > 0:22:48Jackie, your whole life revolves around Jackie.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51If you did a chart over the last however many years,

0:22:51 > 0:22:54I've been there nearly every day, or on the phone,

0:22:54 > 0:22:58and you are so wrapped up in your own family that you've got no time for anybody else.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01Oh, pardon me for having some children and a full-time job.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04You just swan around, you don't even have to do anything,

0:23:04 > 0:23:07while Stewart goes to that stupid job and earns money for you, that you then blow.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10- Don't have a go at Stewart.- Plus extras, a handful of credit cards.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13You're always, always having a go at Stewart.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16And actually he gets very, very upset about it.

0:23:16 > 0:23:21- The point is, it's good news, isn't it?- It's not good news.

0:23:21 > 0:23:26Our mother has had a serious stroke, and could die any day now,

0:23:26 > 0:23:30- and you're coming here and telling me it's good news.- I am not happy about that. I am not happy.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33- You do not give a shit about her. - Oh, that is absolutely outrageous.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Well, it's true, Jackie.- I've been back and forth to the hospital,

0:23:36 > 0:23:38I've been back and forth the care home.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41I was the one trying to deal with the local authority, and now I've been to see Mum...

0:23:41 > 0:23:43And why were you trying to do all this?

0:23:43 > 0:23:46Because you hoped that you might get a hand-out...

0:23:46 > 0:23:48I just wanted to know what the situation was.

0:23:48 > 0:23:52You might get a hand-out from the local authority, which means you won't be broke any more.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55- What would have happened to you? - So you could get another coat.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58You wouldn't be able to finish the extension, no money in the kids' jar.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00We held on to our money, we spent very little on the extension.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03You blew the whole bloody lot on paying off your credit cards.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06I don't see why you're having a go at me about it all the time.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09And then you try and dress it up as, "Oh, I care for Mum."

0:24:09 > 0:24:14- You could not give a toss. - Oh, that is absolutely...

0:24:14 > 0:24:16It's always been "Jackie, Jackie, Jackie."

0:24:16 > 0:24:19And you've always been, oh, yeah, just because you've got kids,

0:24:19 > 0:24:22and you've got a family like you're some great bloody saint

0:24:22 > 0:24:25or something, and you're going around doing all this good work

0:24:25 > 0:24:28for all these old people, like you never do anything wrong.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31- That is my job! - You've got no sympathy for me.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34- I do my absolute best, Kim. - You are a selfish person.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37You are the selfish one. You're the one who never goes to see Mum.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41- That's not true, that's not true. - You're far more selfish than me. You are far more selfish than me.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45- Anyway, why should I go and see Mum? She never comes to see me?- What?

0:24:45 > 0:24:48- She did nothing to help me. - Oh, now we're getting into it.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50She did nothing to help with the kids when they were younger.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Oh, now we're getting into it.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55She couldn't have given a toss, and who takes after her?

0:24:55 > 0:24:58You do. She was selfish, you are selfish.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Oh, so we're all supposed to run around after Kim, are we?

0:25:01 > 0:25:03- Just because Kim's had kids. - I'm not asking you to.

0:25:03 > 0:25:07Oh, just because people have kids, we all have to run around after them, do we?

0:25:07 > 0:25:10I'm not bloody staying here to be insulted like this.

0:25:10 > 0:25:15- Good. Fuck off.- I will fuck off. I will fuck off where I'm wanted.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Fuck right off.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33What was that thing she was saying about this money stuff?

0:25:33 > 0:25:36- Are we... Are we all right? - We're fine. We're fine.

0:25:36 > 0:25:41- What about... - She looked all posh and done up.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Like she was going somewhere fancy.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Does it mean...? Is she...? Are we...?

0:25:45 > 0:25:50Is it sad cos we've got no money or sad because she's got money

0:25:50 > 0:25:54- and we don't?- I think it's sad cos our mum is seriously ill.- Oh, yeah.

0:25:54 > 0:25:59- And as far as money is concerned... - I just don't...- We're fine.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02It's all fine, the money angle. It's fine.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04So we've got more money?

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Well, shall we not? Let's not talk about the money tonight.

0:26:09 > 0:26:14Money is the root of all evil, so let's just not talk about it and let's go.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17And I'm happy to, you know, keep working and...

0:26:17 > 0:26:19- And keep making us dinners.- No! - That are just frankly shit.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22Not making us dinners. Buying us takeaway...

0:26:22 > 0:26:23We're going to keep going for takeaways.

0:26:23 > 0:26:27We'll be bankrupt in a month with you being here, going out every night.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30- Aw, bless 'im. - Come on. Come on, let's go.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34- What a day.- Yeah.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37You mean Jackie?

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Well, obviously Jackie, but not just that.

0:26:40 > 0:26:44I mean, I feel a bit bad about Jackie but, you know,

0:26:44 > 0:26:46I reckon Buccaneer's finished.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49That's the end of them, so that's the end of my job.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52- That's very bad timing.- Why?

0:26:54 > 0:26:59- I think I've lost my job and all. - No.- Yeah.- Tell me.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02- You know those Arabs I was driving around?- Yeah.- Threw them out today.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05- Did you?- I just had enough.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Kid kicking me, slapping me, making...

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Just being generally disrespectful.

0:27:09 > 0:27:13I just walked away and left them in the street.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15- Got out the car and walked off. - What did you do that for?

0:27:15 > 0:27:18I'd just had enough. I just walked off.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22What a shit day.

0:27:23 > 0:27:24Oh, dear.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29So, me no job, you no job.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Well, at least you're going to Iraq.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34- I suppose you can earn a bit of money there.- No, I'm not.

0:27:34 > 0:27:38- What do you mean, you're not going? - Why are you saying that? - Your bag's all packed and ready.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41Nah, that bag's for a job in Birmingham.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43NEC. Staying the night.

0:27:43 > 0:27:47- There's some electrical goods awards thing.- So you're not going to Iraq?

0:27:47 > 0:27:51No. I'm staying in Birmingham.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53- I'm pleased, really. - Why are you pleased?

0:27:55 > 0:27:57Cos I quite like you.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59- BABY CRIES - Mum, have we got any nappies left?

0:27:59 > 0:28:02Max, there's some in the little cupboard in the bathroom.

0:28:02 > 0:28:05- Sure? There's none left.- Definitely. - Poppy's just laying on the mat.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07I saw them earlier, Max. Really.

0:28:07 > 0:28:11- Are you sure?- Yeah.- All right. Thanks.- OK.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13These kids.

0:28:13 > 0:28:18- Just nappies... I mean...- They're all right. They're good kids.

0:28:18 > 0:28:22They're good kids. I feel pretty happy.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25- Yeah?- Yeah, I reckon so.- Good.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27I'm glad.

0:28:28 > 0:28:31Mum! Dog's been sick.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33# I beg your pardon

0:28:34 > 0:28:38# I never promised you a rose garden

0:28:38 > 0:28:41# Along with the sunshine

0:28:41 > 0:28:45# There's gotta be a little rain sometimes

0:28:46 > 0:28:50# When you take you gotta give so live and let live

0:28:50 > 0:28:52# Or let go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

0:28:52 > 0:28:55# I beg your pardon

0:28:56 > 0:28:59# I never promised you a rose garden... #