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:00:43. > :00:47.Good evening. Welcome to Have I Got News For You. I'm Dan Stevens. In

:00:47. > :00:50.the news this week: At a meeting of the world's top economists, the

:00:50. > :00:59.conclusion is that the only way out of the global financial crisis is

:00:59. > :01:09.to make the younger generation pay for it. At the White House, life

:01:09. > :01:13.

:01:13. > :01:18.comes full circle as a male intern sends a photo via his mobile.

:01:18. > :01:27.LAUGHTER And on the set of I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

:01:27. > :01:30.One jungle dweller sees the size of Ant and Dec's paycheck. With Ian is

:01:30. > :01:34.a performer who in 2003 was nominated for Best Newcomer at the

:01:34. > :01:40.Edinburgh Fringe alongside some bloke called Michael McIntyre.

:01:40. > :01:42.Where's MacIntyre tonight though, hey? What's that? He's at the

:01:42. > :01:52.Liverpool Arena playing to 11,000 people as part of a sell-out

:01:52. > :01:53.

:01:53. > :01:56.national tour? Anyway, please welcome Miles Jupp. APPLAUSE With

:01:56. > :02:00.Paul is a stand-up comedian who was once described by the Times as

:02:00. > :02:03.Hobbit-like. I'm hoping that is because she is short and lovable

:02:03. > :02:13.and not because she's got massive hairy feet. Please welcome Susan

:02:13. > :02:13.

:02:13. > :02:18.Calman. APPLAUSE And we start with the bigger stories of the week.

:02:18. > :02:21.Paul and Susan, take a look at this. Yes, this is the News International

:02:21. > :02:26.story, the phone hacking, the Hugh Grant, there's the editor of the

:02:26. > :02:33.News of the World doing some research. That's my twin sister.

:02:33. > :02:36.Yeah. That's me. Clearly. That is somebody from 1892 and Steve Coogan

:02:36. > :02:39.who was giving evidence as well. This is the Leveson Inquiry, Lord

:02:39. > :02:43.Leveson is looking into this. There were some grim stories about non-

:02:43. > :02:48.celebrities and some other stories as well. The stuff keeps cascading

:02:48. > :02:51.out. Yes, it was celebrities first, then the really grim stories, and

:02:52. > :02:59.then Lord Leveson will come to the defence of the press, which

:02:59. > :03:02.obviously it's not a great week to try and mount one. But eventually I

:03:02. > :03:06.hope he gets round to the point that we have only got an inquiry

:03:06. > :03:10.because a journalist actually discovered this story. No MPs, not

:03:10. > :03:15.a policeman, not a judge, it was a journalist who uncovered it. I'm

:03:15. > :03:19.hoping we won't throw out the entire baby with the bath water.

:03:19. > :03:27.What do you think the solution could be? Obviously, if you start

:03:27. > :03:29.regulating the press, then you have difficulties. As you say you never

:03:29. > :03:34.would have found out about MPs' allowances. There are endless

:03:34. > :03:37.solutions to this. The basic one is that we have laws and nobody obeyed

:03:37. > :03:40.them. And at the end of however many years it is, Lord Leveson will

:03:40. > :03:43.say, "I think journalists should probably obey the laws." I mean,

:03:43. > :03:46.all these activities are illegal. And it would help if the police

:03:46. > :03:50.enforced them. It probably would help if they weren't working for

:03:50. > :03:53.the News of the World. So there is a problem there. If the

:03:53. > :03:56.politicians' leaders are saying, you know, it is really important to

:03:56. > :03:59.us to suck up to Rupert Murdoch because otherwise his papers won't

:03:59. > :04:02.say "Vote Conservative" or "Vote Blair" or "Vote Brown", you don't

:04:02. > :04:12.have a great incentive. I should just go and give my evidence

:04:12. > :04:12.

:04:12. > :04:16.direct! I gather Lord Leveson is going to call the most important

:04:16. > :04:19.witnesses next who are members of the public. A number of them

:04:19. > :04:28.apparently bought the News of the World at some stage in the last 20

:04:28. > :04:31.years. I hope he's going to ask them why. I mean, when you look at

:04:31. > :04:33.the history of public hanging, it only stopped because it was so

:04:33. > :04:36.immensely popular, they couldn't handle the crowds any more, not

:04:36. > :04:40.because there was revulsion amongst the public - we don't want to see

:04:40. > :04:43.people being hung. I remember being in a rough pub in Streatham about

:04:43. > :04:47.25 years ago and a fight broke out between two guys and it was

:04:47. > :04:50.exciting - one was hitting the other guy - but I didn't demand a

:04:50. > :04:54.fight every time I went into the pub because it was exciting that

:04:54. > :04:56.time. But that analogy would be that you go to the pub and it says

:04:56. > :05:00."Fight Tonight Inside, 25p" and then you would go every Sunday.

:05:00. > :05:03.They wouldn't do that in a pub because you are not allowed to do

:05:03. > :05:07.that. Are you not? No, you are not allowed to advertise fights in pub.

:05:07. > :05:12.To be fair, if you go to Glasgow, they do advertise a fight! It is

:05:12. > :05:15.like "happy hour" there! Just before the bingo, we have a wee bit

:05:15. > :05:23.of a cagefight and then everyone has a Babysham and settles down. It

:05:23. > :05:29.is lovely. You should come up some time, they would love you. I went

:05:29. > :05:33.to Govan once. Did you? I was trying to make a documentary. I got

:05:33. > :05:39.out of the car and a bloke came straight up and said to me, "You're

:05:39. > :05:44.out of your depth here, pal!" Hugh Grant was indeed appearing

:05:44. > :05:48.this week. He was surprised by the strength of the questioning from

:05:48. > :05:51.the counsel to the inquiry. Does anybody know what Hugh had to say

:05:51. > :05:54.to him? It was something along the lines of, "You spoke to me earlier

:05:54. > :06:03.and promised me a few straight deliveries, but you're delivering

:06:03. > :06:09.nothing but googlies." He said: That would be an invasion of

:06:09. > :06:16.privacy on a pretty massive scale. Does anybody know what else we

:06:16. > :06:19.learnt from Hugh this week? middle name is Mungo. Is it? Yeah.

:06:19. > :06:25.Well, the world learnt that, I already knew it, I'm obsessed with

:06:25. > :06:32.him! Is it the hair that does it? It is everything. I really enjoy

:06:32. > :06:35.the work of our premier-like comic actor. As a huge fan of Hugh you

:06:35. > :06:37.may know that the mother of his baby Tinglan Hong received a

:06:37. > :06:43.threatening message from a reporter after Hugh Grant's appearance on

:06:43. > :06:46.Question Time. Do you know what they said to him? "If he doesn't be

:06:46. > :06:54.quiet, we are going to fund a sequel to Have You Heard About The

:06:54. > :06:59.Morgans?" You really are a fan! "Tell Hugh Grant to shut the

:06:59. > :07:03.(BLEEP) up." That is exactly what they said. Standards have slipped

:07:03. > :07:07.at the Telegraph, haven't they? Whose good name has Hugh Grant

:07:07. > :07:10.dragged into this inquiry? He made the scurrilous assertion that the

:07:10. > :07:16.Daily Mail might have been involved in phone hacking which they refute

:07:16. > :07:20.entirely, I understand. The Daily Mail utterly refute this. The Daily

:07:20. > :07:24.Mail does not want to be associated in any way with phone hacking. The

:07:24. > :07:31.last thing the Daily Mail wants is for its name to appear in the same

:07:31. > :07:38.headline as a phone hacking scandal. OK. Has that cleared that up?

:07:38. > :07:42.Dan's Downton Scandal! Also this week we heard from Steve Coogan.

:07:42. > :07:44.Did anybody hear any of the methods the News of the World used to get

:07:44. > :07:49.stories on him? They interviewed him, I gather. It is pretty

:07:49. > :07:53.underhand. Yes, it all seemed quite above board. Showbiz reporter and

:07:53. > :07:56.casual friend of Coogan's Raj Singh rang him up to tell him the News of

:07:56. > :07:59.the World had a kiss-and-tell story on him. If he confirmed some of the

:07:59. > :08:02.less salacious details, the paper would keep the more lurid details

:08:02. > :08:07.out of the paper. So then what happened? They didn't. They put

:08:07. > :08:17.them all in. How did he describe the behaviour of the News of the

:08:17. > :08:21.

:08:21. > :08:25.World? Disappointing. Excellent. described it as: A-ha! Coogan

:08:25. > :08:31.claimed he had never entered a Faustian pact with the tabloids.

:08:31. > :08:34.What did he mean by that? A pact with the devil. Just because he is

:08:34. > :08:36.a public figure doesn't mean he has no private life. Indeed. Most

:08:36. > :08:41.tabloid reporters thought Faustian Pact was Manchester City's new

:08:41. > :08:46.striker! Did anybody read anything about other cast members in the

:08:46. > :08:52.phone-hacking scandal this week? Rebekah Wade, the former editor of

:08:52. > :08:58.the News of the World and the Sun is having a baby. But it's through

:08:58. > :09:01.a surrogate and she's asked for privacy. That's correct. She's

:09:01. > :09:11.expecting a baby via a surrogate mother or as the Sun might have put

:09:11. > :09:17.

:09:17. > :09:20.APPLAUSE This is the inquiry into newspaper standards. The Leveson

:09:20. > :09:23.Inquiry heard evidence that on a number of occasions News of the

:09:23. > :09:26.World journalists went through Steve Coogan's bins. In fact they

:09:26. > :09:29.still do but nowadays they're scavenging for food. At the inquiry,

:09:29. > :09:32.Sheryl Gascoigne revealed the press had made inaccurate claims about

:09:32. > :09:35.the size of her divorce settlement saying the coverage was "hurtful,

:09:35. > :09:41.inaccurate and untrue". Coincidentally, also the motto of

:09:41. > :09:45.the News of the World. Ian and Miles, take a look at this. That's

:09:45. > :09:49.Ed Balls wiping away a tear. That is Eric Knowles - and I can't

:09:49. > :09:54.remember the woman's name. That is the Health Secretary. Is he on

:09:54. > :10:03.Antiques' Roadshow now? Northern Rock customer. There we are,

:10:03. > :10:09.that's... Gaddafi! Oh no it isn't! The big one is Ed Balls, he's got a

:10:09. > :10:11.human side. Yes. And he weeps. When he watches Ed Miliband in the House

:10:11. > :10:16.of Commons, he just cries. He weeps when he's watching Antiques'

:10:16. > :10:19.Roadshow. Of course. When I read about it, it said the bit he found

:10:19. > :10:23.really extraordinary was when someone comes in and they found an

:10:23. > :10:27.heirloom that is worth a huge amount of money. Then he remembered

:10:27. > :10:31.he was meant to be a member of the Labour Party. And he said, "But

:10:31. > :10:37.they think - oh it's worth more to me than all that money so I won't

:10:37. > :10:44.sell it." And that's what makes him cry. He also weeps at The Sound of

:10:44. > :10:49.Music. Again, it was interesting... The film or just any musical?

:10:49. > :10:52.would be an incredible handicap, wouldn't it? He weeps at the bit

:10:52. > :10:57.where the Baroness is brought back to the house by the Admiral,

:10:57. > :11:03.whatever he is, and the children perform the song. Why is that

:11:03. > :11:05.emotional? It is incredibly moving. Maybe it is something in his

:11:05. > :11:15.childhood, maybe it's a repressed memory. Something in his youthful

:11:15. > :11:17.

:11:17. > :11:20.childhood?! He spent his gap-year nannying in Nazi-occupied...

:11:20. > :11:25.apparently Nick Griffin cries when he watches The Sound of Music, that

:11:25. > :11:28.is only because the Nazis lose at the end. We also found out that

:11:28. > :11:34.Ed's favourite song to sing at karaoke parties is? It's My Party

:11:34. > :11:44.And I'll Cry If I Want To! Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys.

:11:44. > :11:45.

:11:45. > :11:51.It is close. Was it Russ Abbott's Atmosphere? It was: The other news

:11:51. > :11:54.in that montage? Branson's taken over a failing bank. And Northern

:11:55. > :11:59.Rock was bankrupt and now Branson has taken it over. Except not all

:11:59. > :12:04.of it. He's taken over the bit that's called a good bank and he's

:12:04. > :12:08.bought that but �21 billion of debt remains with the taxpayer. So a

:12:08. > :12:16.good bargain for us(!) And he got it �400 million cheaper than we

:12:16. > :12:19.paid for the good bit so he is laughing, all the way to his bank.

:12:19. > :12:24.Yes, according to the Times, the Government is accepting in part

:12:24. > :12:28.payment an "IOU" of �150 million. Since when did the Government start

:12:28. > :12:35.accepting "IOUs"?! I might try it myself, I've had a decent year, but

:12:35. > :12:44.you know how it is! Is Branson taking over the whole of Northern

:12:44. > :12:50.Rock? No, I don't think he is. I reckon we are going to end up still

:12:50. > :12:58.owning �21 billion worth of debt. I am bloody livid about it, Dan. Try

:12:58. > :13:05.getting me off this topic! Health Secretary Andrew Lansley has been

:13:05. > :13:07.popping up everywhere this week. What's he been up to? There's a

:13:07. > :13:16.scheme of putting screens by hospital beds and you're ill,

:13:16. > :13:19.you're not happy and his face comes up on the screen. And I think he

:13:19. > :13:22.says, "Your custom is very important to us. I'm sorry about

:13:22. > :13:29.the delay in your operation, or treatment..." and then he plays

:13:29. > :13:33.Vivaldi. At table tennis! Fantastic. He's done a video to be shown on

:13:33. > :13:36.screens above the beds in hospitals. The problem is it is on a three-

:13:36. > :13:40.minute loop and it is driving people bonkers. You can turn him

:13:40. > :13:45.off, does anybody know how? If you pay, that is the thing. If you...

:13:45. > :13:53.What? It's the hospital entertainment system and you have

:13:53. > :13:57.to pay �5 get access to re-runs of Casualty, which is all they show.

:13:57. > :14:00.And if you don't pay the �5, then you just get Andrew Lansley on a

:14:00. > :14:10.loop saying, "Hello, thanks for coming." Absolutely right. The

:14:10. > :14:13.

:14:13. > :14:23.LAUGHTER As if they haven't suffered

:14:23. > :14:35.

:14:35. > :14:41.Does anybody know what the message to patients says? Hurry up and die,

:14:41. > :14:51.there's a queue? I am from another planet. I have access to your life-

:14:51. > :14:57.support machine. LAUGHTER Hypnotic eyes? Yes. There is not much wrong

:14:57. > :15:06.with you, you know. You could leave now! Get off the bed, jump out of

:15:06. > :15:14.the window! What scheme has Eric Pickles announced this week?

:15:14. > :15:22.the unemployed?! LAUGHTER Bring a quiche to work day? He's got the

:15:22. > :15:27.smallest features on a human face since time began. Eric Pickles has

:15:27. > :15:29.announced a scheme to set up a curry college. It's an ambitious

:15:29. > :15:36.scheme but the Government's confident they can deliver, if you

:15:36. > :15:39.are within a three-mile radius! At the college, chefs will learn all

:15:39. > :15:44.the necessary skills from combining the perfect mix of spices to create

:15:45. > :15:49.a mouth-watering balti to chucking some unnecessary salad into a warm

:15:49. > :15:52.plastic bag. This was the Government selling of Northern Rock

:15:52. > :15:59.to Virgin Money. After selling Northern Rock, George Osborne

:15:59. > :16:03.described it as: "The best possible deal." What would constitute a

:16:03. > :16:08.worst deal? George, can I interest you in some magic beans? NHS

:16:08. > :16:10.patients have been complaining that hospital TVs are running a

:16:11. > :16:14.patronising message from Andrew Lansley on a continuous loop. This

:16:14. > :16:24.has led to some terrible mistakes with patients crying out, "I can't

:16:24. > :16:29.take it any more, switch the machine off!" APPLAUSE And so to

:16:29. > :16:33.Round Two, the Cloche of News. Carson the Butler will lift the

:16:34. > :16:43.cloche revealing an item relating to a news story of the week. Finger

:16:44. > :16:44.

:16:44. > :16:50.on buzzers. Was this the film of the gentleman chasing his dog,

:16:50. > :16:56.Benton? A dog was chasing deer and he was screaming, "Benton!" He's

:16:56. > :17:00.not come forward. Some youth was filming it on his mobile and it's

:17:00. > :17:07.got over one million hits on YouTube? That is the right answer.

:17:07. > :17:11.Is that the right answer?! APPLAUSE Shall we have a look at internet

:17:11. > :17:21.sensation, Benton? If we don't, I will fight anybody who says we

:17:21. > :17:30.

:17:30. > :17:40.can't! Benton! Benton! Benton! Benton! BENTON! Oh Jesus Christ!

:17:40. > :17:44.

:17:44. > :17:51.APPLAUSE Following this, Benton went viral

:17:51. > :17:55.and he and... Why? He and Jesus Christ... Why do people think

:17:55. > :17:59.that's entertaining? Totally out of focus camera shot, deer in the

:17:59. > :18:04.background, some bloke shouting "Benton" and millions have watched

:18:04. > :18:14.it? I'm in the wrong business. we know what the latest controversy

:18:14. > :18:16.

:18:16. > :18:22.about Benton is? He's a gloov puppet! -- Glove puppet! His real

:18:22. > :18:29.name is Fenton. No! How do you know this? It appears in newspapers.

:18:29. > :18:38.Does anybody know what the Sun's headline was? Humanity Reaches

:18:38. > :18:48.Bottom Of The Barrel? We are all doomed. The last person to leave

:18:48. > :18:52.

:18:52. > :19:01.the planet tell Fenton! LAUGHTER Human Beings Duped To Watching Crap

:19:01. > :19:06.on New Invention. It was, "Calm down deer!" The Sun ended the

:19:06. > :19:10.report by saying: Do the good news is they have tracked down Benton

:19:10. > :19:18.and his owner and the dog has been destroyed. Only joking, animal

:19:18. > :19:26.lovers. That was the best bit! People are now selling T-shirts

:19:26. > :19:32.with the picture of Benton. I have only bought three! Somebody was

:19:32. > :19:41.filming it thinking, "I can't believe the stuff I'm getting

:19:41. > :19:45.here!" In other animal news: Pigeon Takes Off From Roof! With no

:19:45. > :19:50.apparent motive. This is all that is going to be less for the press

:19:50. > :20:00.after this inquiry. Can anyone tell me what Gavin the world's most

:20:00. > :20:06.sarcastic gorilla has been up to this week? LAUGHTER Did he shove a

:20:06. > :20:12.banana up Barry Watson? Did he win a contest? Who judged him the most

:20:12. > :20:22.sarcastic gorilla? Did hundreds of them turn up? Gavin lives in

:20:22. > :20:26.

:20:26. > :20:30.Jerusalem Zoo. According to the LAUGHTER

:20:30. > :20:34.This is Benton the dog who became an internet hit after chasing deer

:20:34. > :20:44.in Richmond Park. The next time Benton's owner visited the park, he

:20:44. > :20:48.

:20:48. > :20:56.left the dog a home and went on his bike. That was worth seeing!

:20:56. > :21:03.APPLAUSE It's time for the Odd One Out Round. Ted Heath, Harry

:21:03. > :21:13.Belafont terks, Larry the Downing Street cat -- Belafonte, Larry the

:21:13. > :21:19.

:21:19. > :21:24.Downing Street cat and this. MUSIC Yes? That's the clip that wins us

:21:24. > :21:30.the BAFTA! Larry the cat has been thrown out of Downing Street for

:21:30. > :21:36.joining the BNP. I think I have had a tweet from the Downing Street cat

:21:36. > :21:39.which, again, will pile upon the fact that people think I'm an

:21:40. > :21:44.incredibly sad cat lady - and I am. I dress my cats up, in more than

:21:44. > :21:54.that bow tie. You have to make an effort. How do you dress the cats

:21:54. > :21:55.

:21:55. > :22:00.up? Well, it depends we have Fame Day. If you have gloves, you cut

:22:00. > :22:04.the fingers off, they make leg warmers for Fame Day. Cats don't

:22:04. > :22:09.have hips, so you have to make braces. Otherwise they will slide

:22:09. > :22:14.off. There is nothing worse than a wee cat whose trousers are falling

:22:14. > :22:19.off! LAUGHTER I wouldn't say nothing worse! It's up there,

:22:19. > :22:24.certainly. Is it mice? It is something to do with sleep. Larry

:22:24. > :22:29.the cat is meant to be in Downing Street to get mice. He is asleep

:22:29. > :22:33.all the time. When Edward Heath was awake, was he always catching mice?

:22:33. > :22:38.They have all fallen asleep when they shouldn't, apart from

:22:38. > :22:44.Weightless which will almost certainly put you to sleep.

:22:44. > :22:50.Weightless has beaten Coldplay and Enya to the title of world's most

:22:50. > :22:56.relaxing song, but it is insufferably dull. Ted Heath dozed

:22:56. > :23:06.off whilst talking to the Queen at his 80th birthday bash. How did the

:23:06. > :23:16.

:23:16. > :23:19.Queen take this? She drew a cock on Harry Bellafonte discussed his new

:23:19. > :23:24.book on an American chatshow. When they cut to the sat lied feed, he

:23:24. > :23:28.appeared to be sleeping. Still, far worse things can happen when you

:23:28. > :23:32.interview a veteran singer. The next day's guest was Cliff Richard

:23:33. > :23:39.and he stayed wide-awake and spoke on a range of subjects! LAUGHTER

:23:39. > :23:49.Larry the cat has been falling asleep during the day at Downton

:23:49. > :23:49.

:23:49. > :23:56.Street when he should be... Downton Street?! APPLAUSE There's a serious

:23:56. > :24:01.category confusion there! It is important, Dan, but it is not the

:24:01. > :24:04.centre of Government(!) Larry has been falling asleep during the day

:24:04. > :24:08.at Downing Street when he should be catching rats because he's been

:24:08. > :24:13.staying up all night with his new girlfriend, Masie. David Cameron

:24:13. > :24:19.was forced to take matters into his own hands in week. What did he do?

:24:19. > :24:24.He caught a rat? Did he pick it up with his bare hands and... Like

:24:24. > :24:32.Putin? That is how it works in Russia. Putin kills deer. Over here,

:24:32. > :24:40.Cameron, "Oh it's a mouse!" Putin! Putin! Oh, Jesus Christ! Putin!

:24:40. > :24:43.LAUGHTER According to the Telegraph, during a dinner with Cabinet

:24:43. > :24:49.ministers, the Prime Minister threw a silver fork at a mouse seen

:24:49. > :24:55.scurrying across the floor. He missed! He said, "It wasn't a

:24:55. > :25:05.target, it was an aspiration!" LAUGHTER According to the Mail on

:25:05. > :25:09.

:25:09. > :25:17.APPLAUSE That is what the Queen said to

:25:17. > :25:21.Edward Heath? According to the Sun, Larry is too

:25:21. > :25:26.tired to catch mice after spending most of his time with another cat

:25:26. > :25:31.called Masie whose owner insists "they are just good friends" though

:25:31. > :25:38.she has an official business card with "advisor to Larry" printed on.

:25:38. > :25:44.Time for the Missing Words round. It features The Chap, a journal for

:25:44. > :25:54.the modern gentleman. We start with:

:25:54. > :26:04.One woman musical version of Titus Andronicus. Scarf and hotpants

:26:04. > :26:08.combo. Geordie accent. Chest wig. It is tattoo just won't come off.

:26:08. > :26:12.The Duchess of Cornwall had a temporary henna tattoo that she

:26:12. > :26:22.can't scrub off. One suggested remedy is to "rub it with

:26:22. > :26:23.

:26:23. > :26:28.toothpaste" as if Charles' footman Bomb-making equipment and a healthy

:26:28. > :26:32.disregard for the law. An etch tempered approach to life and a

:26:32. > :26:42.winning -- an even tempered approach to life and a winning eye

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:26:48. > :26:58.They still talk of that night Sir Anthony Hopkins lost his voice and

:26:58. > :27:09.

:27:09. > :27:15.I gave them my Widow Twankey. Finally:

:27:15. > :27:20.Question Time. The gardener could make some Hitler tomato ketchup and

:27:20. > :27:28.market it alongside Eva Braun sauce. The final scores are Ian and Miles

:27:28. > :27:34.have two, but Paul and Susan's are the winners with five. APPLAUSE

:27:34. > :27:40.Before we go, there is time for the Caption Competition. Snowman melts

:27:40. > :27:47.and reveals hidden identity! LAUGHTER Sarge, we thought this

:27:47. > :27:54.would be quicker than turning the place upside-down! LAUGHTER

:27:54. > :27:59.On which note we say thank you to our panellists, Ian Hislop and

:27:59. > :28:05.Miles Jupp and Paul Merton and Susan Calman. Organisers admit it

:28:05. > :28:11.was a mistake to hold the women's 800 metres at the same time as the

:28:11. > :28:21.shooting! LAUGHTER After his eye operation, the paparazzi catch

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