0:00:02 > 0:00:05- 'I don't know what came over me, Inspector.'- Steve?
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Here we go.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Can I lend Jamie one of your DVDs?
0:00:10 > 0:00:12I'm trying to watch this.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- I've seen this one.- Well, don't...
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- The choirmaster did it.- I said,
0:00:18 > 0:00:20"Don't tell me."
0:00:20 > 0:00:22No, you didn't.
0:00:22 > 0:00:27This programme contains some strong language
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Why would you do that?
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Calm down, it's only Morse.
0:00:32 > 0:00:37Yeah, and there's only a limited number of Morses left now because...
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Because John Thaw died.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Can you stop eating my chips?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Did you know that his first name's Endeavour?
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Yeah.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Oh, please, no. It's my birthday!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Please, this is my birthday dinner.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11Shall we have sex again?
0:01:14 > 0:01:17No, I'm OK, actually.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Oh, right.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- It is your birthday. I don't mind if you...- I'm ill.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26I'm not well, I'm too tired.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Wow.
0:01:28 > 0:01:33- You've got a bogey up your nose. - Which one?- Left.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34My left.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37It's massive.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42No, it's not.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Come here.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52It's because I'm ill.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Oh, look at that!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00It's gigantic.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Thank you, fans.
0:02:05 > 0:02:12Oh! Do you know, if Jamie wants to watch Morse, he can get the box set himself.
0:02:13 > 0:02:18Can... No, can you stop eating my chips?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21I told you about that, anyway.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- What?- He's called Endeavour.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- No, you didn't. I told you. - No, you didn't.- Yes, I did.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- No, you didn't.- Yes, I did. - No, you didn't.- Yes, I did.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Well, we'll agree to disagree.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32No, we won't.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34DOORBELL RINGS
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Oh, that's her. Will you get it?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I'm weak.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01It was a question on Eggheads.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03DOORBELL RINGS
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Get the door! Don't leave her waiting.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07All right.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Hello, Janet.- How is he?
0:03:11 > 0:03:16He's...doing extremely well, considering.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18I've trod in some dog shit.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- OK.- Can you smell it?
0:03:21 > 0:03:22No.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Wait a second.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Just wait.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- Smell it now?- Oh, God, yeah.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I've brought him some echinacea.
0:03:35 > 0:03:40- Oh, hi.- How's my poor birthday boy?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Oh... - I've brought you some echinacea.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Oh, don't get too close.- Ooh.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Ooh, your glands are up.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Are they? Oh, shit.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54His glands are up, Becky.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Oh, Christ.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Have you had a nice day?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Yeah, it's been good.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Becky got me the Morse box set, so we've been working our way through 'em.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Oh, I love John Thaw, don't you?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Ooh, yeah. - Did you see him in Kavanagh QC?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Ooh, hunky.- Wouldn't mind my legs wrapped around...
0:04:11 > 0:04:14All right, all right, we don't watch it cos we're perverts.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- We like it for the storylines, don't we, Becks?- Yeah, course.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Paul and Laura got us into 'em.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Yeah, and my uncle works in HMV, so I basically got 'em for nothing.
0:04:23 > 0:04:28We've got this scam on. Well, it's not a scam, but... Well, it is a scam, I guess.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32Management can't detect it, so when there's a sale on, you can...
0:04:32 > 0:04:35It's to do with vouchers. And you...need a special code.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38It's complicated.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39OK, Becky.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Do you want a drink, Mum?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Cup of tea? Becky'll make it.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Oh, thanks, Becky.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50I can't stay.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Oh! Really?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55It's Jenny from college.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Her son's having an engagement party.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Why are you going? - Well, it's free drinks.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03No, I mean, why did they invite you?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Oh, they didn't.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- You going to have your echinacea? - Er, yeah, definitely.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Becks.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16How do you...want it?
0:05:16 > 0:05:22Well, I think just, um...make it.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- OK.- Could I get a Lemsip?
0:05:29 > 0:05:35- Sure I can't get you anything, Janet? - No, I should pace meself.
0:05:40 > 0:05:46So...presents.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Mum, you shouldn't have. - I'll start off with the little one.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Very nice.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Oh, wow!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Wow, that's amazing.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- I got him to put it on the cuffs as well.- Wow!
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Oh, hand cream, very good.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Mum!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Have you got that one?- No.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- They're all about London. - Oh, brilliant.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Oh, that's interesting.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Did you know London was the first city to have a subway?
0:07:09 > 0:07:14It was built in 1863 and it was three and a quarter miles long.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18No, I didn't. That's fascinating.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20- Becks?- Yeah?
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- Come here a sec.- I'm busy.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Did you know that London was the first city to have a subway?
0:07:26 > 0:07:32It was built in 1863 and it was three and a quarter miles long.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35No, I didn't. That's fascinating.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Ouzo.- It was on two for one.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Oh, where's the other one?
0:07:58 > 0:08:00And I got you this.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Oh, look at his little face!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- Do you like it?- Oh, yeah. Oh.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36Oh, ha, ha! Look at his little nose.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39He's the cutest little fella in the world!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Hey, Becks, look. "Steve."
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- "Steve."- Oh.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59It's got your name on it.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00It's on the cuffs too.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Oh, that's a nice touch.
0:09:03 > 0:09:08- What else did you get? - Well, the dressing gown, er, calendar, book of London facts.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10What's that one?
0:09:10 > 0:09:15- Er, London - 1,001 Intriguing Facts. - No, the calendar.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Well, it's just a calendar. - What kind of calendar?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- It's a badger calendar.- Badger?
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- OK.- Yeah.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- That's cool.- Yeah, it is.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Are you going to have your echinacea, Steve?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Yep.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45It's very good for you.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Drink it all up, go on.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Go on.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56- It has herbal properties.- Yeah?
0:09:56 > 0:10:01The Romans used to use it, or the Incas.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05- Linda McCartney, people like that. - Mm-hmm.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Mm.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Come on, now,
0:10:12 > 0:10:14the last bit for Mummy.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25That's it.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Was that nice?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Mmm.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Do you feel better?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Loads.- Good.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Well...
0:10:43 > 0:10:46I should get going.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Oh, really?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50I know, but they've put a grand behind the bar.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Did your father send you anything?
0:10:58 > 0:10:59- A voucher.- For?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- Next.- Next?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04- Next?- Next.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06A tenner.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10- OK.- Yeah.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Well, have a lovely evening. Doing anything nice?
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Oh, I'll have to see how it goes. I feel so terrible.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- I don't want to make myself iller. - Do you think that's possible?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25OK, Becky.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Well, happy birthday, love.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Oh, don't get too close.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35You text me tomorrow, let me know how you're doing.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Yeah, will do. Bye.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Phoar...I can still smell it.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Yeah.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Well, thanks for the, um...
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- I didn't have anything, did I?- No.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05OK.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- Bye, Steve.- Bye, Mum. - Bye, Janet.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12SHE LAUGHS
0:12:12 > 0:12:14I don't like badgers.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18- A badger calendar?!- I don't like badgers.- A fucking badger calendar.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- I used to like 'em when I was a kid, but...- You're 24.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Yeah, not now.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27You had your Lemsip?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Mmm.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34That was quick.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Well, I was thirsty.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38I'm ill, I'm not well.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Oh, I need a wee.- Oh.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42No, I need a wee.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Why don't you want to have sex with me?
0:12:44 > 0:12:48I'm ill. I'm too tired.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Is there any of that posh ham left?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54No, you finished it last night.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Did I?- Yeah.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Did I?- Yeah, you were really drunk.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04- Oh, God, that's annoying, I was looking forward to that.- Yeah?
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Are you serious about not coming out tonight?
0:13:14 > 0:13:17I'm not well, look at me.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23It's your birthday.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Everyone will be there.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29Look, can we talk about this in a minute. I can't wee and talk at the same time.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31They all want to see you.
0:13:31 > 0:13:36Look, I can't wee and talk at the same time.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Paul's excited.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42I can't wee and talk.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Oh, shit.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02It's my birthday. I can do what I want.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07John Thaw? You're disgusting.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08I was agreeing with your mum.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Actually, I think I need a poo.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22I'll have a quick one before the others get here.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24As if you can do a quick poo.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25DOORBELL RINGS
0:14:25 > 0:14:27I'll swallow it back.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Thanks for the commentary.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34Would you get the door? It is my birthday, and I feel so dreadful.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- Oh, hi, Dan.- Hiya, Becks.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Are you all right?- Yeah.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57- How's Steve?- He's fine. Well, he's dying of flu, but he's fine.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Cool.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03All right, Dan? Didn't expect to see you.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Well, no-one expects the Spanish Inquisition, do they?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07What's that?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09It's Monty Python.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- Oh, I've never seen it. - I could lend it to you.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Nah, it's all right.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Got you a present.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19How do you know it's my birthday?
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Er, Facebook.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24- Are we friends on Facebook?- Yeah.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25- Really?- Yep.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- OK.- Open it, Steve. Might be another badger calendar.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Will, erm, Shelley be coming round at all?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Yeah, they'll be round in a minute.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Oh, I should have brushed me teeth.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Given up trying to get Anita back.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45I've stopped phoning her, stopped bothering her.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Oh, OK, that's good. - Yeah, it was her dad's idea.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Um, erm,
0:15:55 > 0:15:58- thanks, Dan. - It's an inflatable armchair.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02- Really?- Yeah.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06- Is that OK? - That's actually brilliant.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Oh, my God.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Let's blow it up.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12I'll do it.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15DOORBELL RINGS
0:16:15 > 0:16:17BANGING AT DOOR
0:16:17 > 0:16:18I'll get it, shall I?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- Where's the birthday bastard? - Hello, Paul.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30- Hiya. - Oh, you look lovely, Laur.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Thanks, Becks. Red really suits me.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Wow, is this Shelley or Audrey Hepburn?!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- Shelley.- It's definitely Shelley.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Dan, Dan, mate,
0:16:42 > 0:16:44you were meant to text me the password to that website.
0:16:44 > 0:16:51- The Asian one, where you can tell them to do stuff.- Oh, yeah, you can let your imagination run wild.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Well, text me the password.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57HE GROANS
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Everyone's here, Steve.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03- Happy birthday, Steve. - Happy birthday.- Many happy returns of the day, Steve.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04- Hi, Shelley.- Hi, Dan.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Here he is, the birthday bastard.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09- Nice dressing gown.- Yeah, "Steve."
0:17:09 > 0:17:12"Steve. Steve. Steve."
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Get dressed, mate. Let's get down The Goose.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Steve's not well.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- It's glandular, feel my glands. - Oo-er!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Oh, yeah. Have you had some echinacea?
0:17:27 > 0:17:28- Yeah.- It's a herbal remedy.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Hippies use it, but it does work.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33- Can I feel your glands, Steve?- Oo-er!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35- OK, let's sit down. - Ooh, yeah. Yeah.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42So, how does it feel to be 24, Steve?
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- Um, pretty different, yeah. - He's like a new man.
0:17:47 > 0:17:52I was 42 this year, and I don't feel any different from when I was 18.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Dan, mate.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Would you mind doing that in the kitchen? Shelley ain't got a chair.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09I could, or I could bring one in.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Um...no, probably just do it in the kitchen, mate.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- Thanks, Dan.- Thanks, Dan.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17- Thanks, Dan.- Thanks, Dan.
0:18:21 > 0:18:26- See you all in a bit, then, yeah? - Now then, presents.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27- Yeah.- Ooh.- I'll go first.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Right.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- Open it, Steve. - I wonder what it could be?
0:18:34 > 0:18:35It's a pizza(!)
0:18:35 > 0:18:37THEY LAUGH
0:18:50 > 0:18:52We say that at work when a parcel comes in.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Yeah, it's funny!
0:18:54 > 0:18:58And once the boys upstairs bought
0:18:58 > 0:19:01an actual pizza, and it came and we said, "It's a pizza".
0:19:01 > 0:19:03MOBILE BEEPS
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- And it was a pizza! - Who's that from?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Oh, erm, it's just another birthday...
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Did you see what Becky got me?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- Oh! - It's genius.- Good old Uncle Dennis.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- Can we borrow 'em? - We're lending them to Jamie first.
0:19:27 > 0:19:32- No, we're not.- Don't lend them to him, he might stick his dick in 'em.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36- Cos he's gay?- Yeah.- He might stick his dick in a DVD because he's gay?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38- Yeah.- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Wow. Thanks, Laura, a diary.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49So you can put your appointments in it, Steve.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Yeah.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58HE PANTS
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Oi, did you know Inspector Morse's first name was Endeavour?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Yeah.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17And I told him that.
0:20:17 > 0:20:22- No. Fuck it, I said about four days before we even watched it.- No, you didn't.- We were in the Crown.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26I said, "He's called Endeavour", and then I bottled that prick who pinched your arse.
0:20:26 > 0:20:31- And I told you, Paul.- No, you didn't.- All I know is, I know what I know, and I said it first.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35- And I saw it on Eggheads. - Oh, for fuck's sake, I've known it for years.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46..Endeavour Morse, and now I'm getting it thrown back in my face!
0:20:46 > 0:20:50Let's all agree to disagree...
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Now, hand Steve his present, Paul.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56- Right, this one's from me. - It's a football!
0:20:58 > 0:21:02When we're married, you'll receive one present from the both of us,
0:21:02 > 0:21:04but it will cost twice as much, just so you know.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Ah, headphones. Very useful.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Well, do you like them?
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Yeah, course.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Well, you could look more enthused.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31- No, I am. I'm, I'm very enthused. - Well, put your badge on.
0:21:31 > 0:21:36Oh, well, it...it's a big badge, Paul.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38It's your birthday and you're not wearing a badge?
0:21:38 > 0:21:41It's a fucking farce.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57I'm getting agitated. Let's get down the Goose.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59We're watching Steve open his presents.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- At least put your badge on.- Put your badge on. Paul's getting agitated.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Yeah, put your badge on.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Paul got it specially for you.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Oh, isn't that nice?
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Yeah.- You look very handsome, Steve.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Now it's Shelly's turn to give Steve her card.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31- Jesus.- Go on, Shell.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Here's your card, Steve.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Kieran made it at school.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37- Thanks, Shell.- Oh, isn't that nice?
0:22:37 > 0:22:41- Did it all himself. - He did all that himself?- Yeah.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Look what Steve got!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Becky. Becky.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Get off. Look what his mum got him.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57- You stupid idiot. - I used to like 'em when I was a kid.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Did you also like picking flowers and sucking cock?
0:23:00 > 0:23:05Well, Becky fancies John Thaw, even though he's dead.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Well, Steve gave his dog a handjob.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- Ugh.- What?
0:23:11 > 0:23:14I was nine. I was tickling him.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16I was as surprised as anyone.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19# Happy birthday to you...
0:23:19 > 0:23:22ALL: # Happy birthday to you
0:23:22 > 0:23:28# Happy birthday, dear Steve
0:23:28 > 0:23:33# Happy birthday to you! #
0:23:33 > 0:23:34So I've written a speech...
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- Let's go.- Yeah.- Yeah, I think so.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- Oh, I'm feeling a bit dizzy. I don't think I'll come.- Oh, fuck off.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Seriously, Paul, it's glandular.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46- Seriously, Steve, fuck off, it's your birthday. - I just don't feel up to it.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48It's your birthday, you thick prick.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50You're going to drink until you're sick.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51That's an offer you can't refuse.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- I think we should go, Shell.- Mm.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- What will you have to drink? - I might start off with wine.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- Ooh, Shelly!- Or a pint of Stella.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03I was thinking I might start off with a wine or a pint of Stella.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06- Shall I stay at mine, so I don't wake you up?- No.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10- Take my keys, but give me a call on the way back, so I know it's you, eh?- OK.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Thanks for the presents, everyone.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18I'm so sorry I can't come, Paul.
0:24:18 > 0:24:24I just think everyone should have a good time on their birthdays, that's all. Right, happy birthday, mate.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31He's not coming.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Not coming out on his birthday, but there you go. Each to their own, I suppose.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38That's fine, go. Just go.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Thanks.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43- Bye, everyone. - It stinks in here, Becks.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- Steve's mum trod in dog shit.- Oh.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Oh, she's got it all over the mat!
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Oh, I hate the smell of shit, don't you, Shell?
0:24:58 > 0:25:00So where do you want your chair?
0:25:00 > 0:25:01Just there, facing the bed.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08- Get me text?- Yeah, thanks.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11And what, do I just type in what I want her to do?
0:25:11 > 0:25:15- Yeah, she does it, yeah. - Poor cow.- Yeah.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Do you want a copy of my speech?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Er, yep.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24Thank you, brilliant. Brilliant.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Well, I'll leave you to it. Happy birthday.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33- Shall I see myself out? - Yeah. Bye, mate.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34Bye, Steve.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15GROANING COMES FROM COMPUTER
0:27:22 > 0:27:24- (OUTSIDE) Sorry, I promised Jamie. - Can we please hurry the fuck up?
0:27:24 > 0:27:28OK, well, stop being annoying! Sorry, Steve, just getting the...
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Can I just have a quick wee, Becks?
0:27:41 > 0:27:44Oh, no! No, no, no.
0:27:45 > 0:27:49# My heart goes boom bang-a-bang boom bang-a-bang when you are near
0:27:49 > 0:27:52# Boom bang-a-bang-bang all the time
0:27:52 > 0:27:56# It's such a lovely feeling
0:27:56 > 0:28:01# When I'm in your arms
0:28:01 > 0:28:04# Don't go away I want to stay my whole life through
0:28:04 > 0:28:07# Boom bang-a-bang-bang Close to you. #