0:00:02 > 0:00:07This programme contains some strong language
0:00:07 > 0:00:11- I don't know if I'm hungry or bored.- I can't hear you, your head's outside.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14I said, I don't know if I'm hungry or bored.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Oh, right, yeah.
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Are you OK?
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Yeah. Just really need a wee and I can't be bothered to go.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Huh.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- It's all that milk. - Have your parents texted yet?
0:00:32 > 0:00:34HER SPEECH IS INAUDIBLE
0:00:35 > 0:00:36What?
0:00:36 > 0:00:37HER SPEECH IS MUFFLED
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Becky, if you wanna speak to me, put your head inside the room.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45I said, how can I still be hungry after all this shit we've eaten?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47All right, all right!
0:00:49 > 0:00:51How can a fridge just break?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Has your fart gone yet?
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Yeah, just about.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06That was a real stinker.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10It's what happens when you eat a whole block of Cheddar.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38How much ham do you reckon I can fit into my mouth? Put that down.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41I'm trying to see if it's actually shatterproof.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Of course, it is, I've had it since I was four. Put it down!
0:01:57 > 0:01:58I hate Sundays.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00For fuck's sake.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Did I tell you about the girl with no hole?
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- What?- We had this girl at school who didn't have a hole.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15What does that even mean?
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- Do you want another choc ice? - No. I'll be sick.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29- So, all right, so what, did this girl have a dick?- No.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33She had a clitoris
0:02:33 > 0:02:36and a piss hole and a bum hole, but she didn't have a hole hole.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Oh, my God.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44She went to hospital
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- and they dug one out for her.- Dug?!
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Are you nervous?
0:02:59 > 0:03:03No, of course not, I don't get nervous.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06My Dad's going bowling,
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Mum and Laura are doing wedding things, so they won't stay long.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Just thought if you need your fridge fixed, it'd be nice for you to meet them.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Becks, honestly, it's fine.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18I'm a people person.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- What?! - You're not a people person.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Yes, I am. I'm good with people.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- No, you're not.- Yes, I am.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Just worried they'll compare me to Lee.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34You're a million times better than Lee.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38He used to take me to garden centres.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39He made us watch the news.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44OK, then.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Do you reckon anything's truly shatterproof?
0:04:11 > 0:04:16Yeah, of course it is. They wouldn't say it's shatterproof if it wasn't shatterproof. Put it down!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Five choc ices in one morning.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30You're incredible.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Fuck off.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38So how did this girl piss, then?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I told you, she had a piss hole.
0:04:44 > 0:04:50If you had to give up either your piss hole, your bum hole or your hole hole, which would it be?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52That was a new low.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55FOOTSTEPS OUTSIDE
0:05:02 > 0:05:04It's Dan, let's get him in.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Oh, are you that bored? I'm tidying.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08We'll give him a choc ice.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Dan, great to see you. Why don't you come in?
0:05:15 > 0:05:18I was actually just headed upstairs.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Don't be silly. We've got choc ices.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Erm, this is Paris.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28She's my, erm, girlfriend.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Hi.- Hello.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Hi.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Sorry, I assumed you weren't together. - We're just headed upstairs.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Right.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- It's nice to meet you.- Thanks.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Sorry, I didn't... I didn't catch your name.- Paris.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Paris?- Paris.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Choc ice?
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Yes, please.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58And one for Paris.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05The fridge broke. I'm trying to eat 'em before they melt.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Yeah, Becky's Dad's coming over to fix it.- OK.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- How did you two meet? - Yeah, funny really, erm,
0:06:17 > 0:06:20our eyes met across a bar, wasn't it, love?
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Er, we got chatting for ages, about the EU.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Sort of went from there.- The EU?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Yeah.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34- Do you feel strongly about the EU? - Oh, don't get her started!
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- We'd better be off. - Right.- Lots to do.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43- Nice to meet you, Paris.- OK.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Have a nice afternoon.- We will. Bye.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49BOTH: Bye!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- Oh, my God.- What was that?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Oh, my God!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06MOBILE RINGS
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Well, do you think, do you think she's a hooker?- Dunno.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12All right, Mum?
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- You'll never guess what Dan's...- Do you really think she's a prostitute?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Well, her skirt was far too short for her age.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Argh!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Ah!
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Oh.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Oh.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58TEXT ALERT TONE
0:08:25 > 0:08:26What?
0:08:30 > 0:08:31What?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Oh, my God, what's happened?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Steve?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Tell me what's wrong?
0:08:46 > 0:08:47My uncle.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52My Uncle Pierce died.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Oh, Steve, I'm so sorry.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57How did he die?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Or don't you wanna talk about it?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02He died in his sleep.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Oh, God. That's awful.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Just went to bed last night and he didn't wake up.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- God, that's terrible.- Yeah.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18HE SIGHS
0:09:27 > 0:09:29I didn't know you had an Uncle Pierce.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34He was my great uncle - my Nan's brother.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Oh, right.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40He was 96.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Oh, I see.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46I thought you meant a real uncle.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Well, he was a real uncle.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52No, like an actual uncle.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54He was an actual uncle.
0:09:54 > 0:09:59No, I know, but you know what I mean - a proper uncle.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Your Mum or your Dad's brother - a middle-aged one.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- Why are you being like this? - I'm not being like anything.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Good.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12I mean you've never even mentioned an Uncle Pierce.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Becky!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- He fought in the war.- So?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25I bet you don't even know which war.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Why are you being like this?
0:10:30 > 0:10:31My mum's really upset.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Course she is, poor thing, he was her actual uncle.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Now hurry up and do your wee.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40My parents just texted, they're nearly here.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Oh, fuck! Well, I can't, I can't meet 'em like this, I'm in mourning.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48You'll be fine, you're a people person.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51SHE SNIGGERS
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Go and do your wee.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56I don't want my parents smelling your stinky piss.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58It doesn't stink.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03It stinks of Sugar Puffs.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13He fought in the war. He fought in one of the wars.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18- I hope you're collecting the clippings.- Course, I am.- Good.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Fed up finding your toenails everywhere.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39(Oh, fuck.)
0:11:44 > 0:11:49- So, er, when did you last see your Uncle Pierce?- Just shut up and put that plate away.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51DOORBELL RINGS
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Cos you never mentioned him in the seven months I've known you.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01Oh, Becky, please. Just keep them at the door, I'm getting changed.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Hi.- Hi. - Hello, you all right, Mum?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15- Hi. Hi, Dad. - You all right, love?
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- You all right?- Yeah.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20- This is Steve.- Hello.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21Nice to meet you. I'm Jill.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Hi Jill, it's nice to meet you. I'm Steve.- Oh.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- Hello, Steve, mate. Nigel. - Hi, Nigel, it's nice to meet you.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Heard a lot about you - none of it good.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Thanks for coming to fix the fridge, it's, er...
0:12:35 > 0:12:39Ooh, you've got a big tool box. Ooh-er.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- Can I take it for you?- OK.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- So you found the flat all right, then?- Yes.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Yeah, past all the drug dealers and hoodies, Steve.- Yeah.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Yeah, that's right.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57No, but seriously, actually it can get quite rough round here.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Last week we had a rape, at knife-point. It was a nasty business.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Think I could hear her screaming.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07But it could have been a fox.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- Shall we go through? - Yeah, I think so.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23Can I get anyone a drink? Jill?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Can I have a cup of tea, Steve?- No.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- Yeah, course you can. - White, no sugar, please.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Well, that's funny. That's how I take it.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41- Nigel?- I'm fine, thanks, Steve.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45I didn't ask if you was fine, I asked if you wanted a drink.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Yeah, I'm all right, thanks, Steve.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49- Sure?- Yeah, absolutely.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Sure you're sure?- Sure I'm sure.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Sure you're sure you're sure?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Steve's just had a piece of bad news.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03- Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, Steve. - Yeah.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- His Nan's... - My uncle sadly just passed away.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09I'm very sorry to hear that, Steve.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Thank you, Nigel. Yeah.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13He actually died in his sleep.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- How old was he?- He was 96.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Oh... Right.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- So, he wasn't actually your... - He was his Nan's brother.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- Oh.- Yeah.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28OK.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Uh huh.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34I'll get that drink.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Is it OK to sit here?
0:14:45 > 0:14:46Yeah, of course.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51There are toenails on it.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Oh, sorry.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00Steve's.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Does anyone want a yoghurt?
0:15:09 > 0:15:12They were going off, so I bought 20.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13I think we're fine, thanks, Steve.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- Jill?- No, thanks, Steve.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- I think we're fine.- Nigel?
0:15:18 > 0:15:22- No.- Are you sure you're sure?- Yeah.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25We don't want any yoghurt, thanks, Steve.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- Everyone sure they don't want a yoghurt?- Yes.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Sure you're sure?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- Yes!- Yeah.- Yes.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33OK.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Better see if he needs a hand.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Thought I'd, er...- Thanks.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51How am I doing?
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Yeah. All right.
0:15:56 > 0:16:01- Well, what do you mean, "all right"? - You're being a bit over friendly.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04No, I'm not.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07I'm being friendly.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09You offered them 20 out-of-date yoghurts.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11You went on about a rape.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Oh, don't, Oh, all right, well just...just leave me alone.
0:16:20 > 0:16:26- Doing better than Lee, though, ain't I?- Stop worrying about Lee.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- Just be yourself. - How am I supposed to do that?
0:16:29 > 0:16:32I'll have a look at that fridge now, shall I?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Ah, Nigel. It's the hero of the hour.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45I'll take these through to Mum.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Right.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Thanks, Becks.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11- Coming home tonight? - No, I'll stay here.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12Are you sure?
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- Yeah.- OK.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Steve seems nice.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Yeah.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25I think he's a bit nervous.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Yeah... He doesn't mean anything bad by it.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35- Er, well, let me know if you need a hand, Nigel.- Yeah, will do, Lee.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38- Steve.- Steve.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Sorry, Steve.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- You look like him.- Right.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Don't worry.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47So I hear you're going bowling this afternoon, Nigel?
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- Yeah, we're in a league. - Brilliant.
0:17:50 > 0:17:55Yeah, we meet up every Sunday and book a lane for the day and practise all afternoon,
0:17:55 > 0:17:58play a match in the evening, have a few beers.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01That sounds fantastic, Nig.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Nigel.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Nigel. So what is it, like friends from work or..?
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Normally it's me, Lee, Lee's dad, who's also called Lee,
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Arnold, who runs the scouts - used to be Lee's akela.
0:18:13 > 0:18:19- Did he?- But since Lee's been in Afghanistan, his cousin Mick's been coming down.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22What's he doing in Afghanistan?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Fighting the Taliban.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27OK.
0:18:30 > 0:18:37- So, see my uncle who, er, who died. He actually fought in the war. - Your nan's brother?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- Yeah, my...my uncle.- Nan's brother.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44This is the section on veils.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Oh, that's nice.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51I think Laura would look lovely in a veil.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Just something to, you know...
0:18:54 > 0:18:56- Yeah.- Not hide her face, but...
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- I know what you mean.- Yeah.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01So how was...how was Homebase?
0:19:01 > 0:19:02- Did you get anything?- Yeah.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Yeah, it was good, actually.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07You know much about tiling a floor?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Er... No.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Oh, OK.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20It's, erm, it's...it's,
0:19:20 > 0:19:23it's nice we have actually got this moment together, Nigel, cos I,
0:19:23 > 0:19:28I wanted to have a word with you about, well, about Rebecca and my...
0:19:28 > 0:19:32Well, my feelings for her She's, erm...
0:19:33 > 0:19:34Well, she's...
0:19:36 > 0:19:40She's a really special person, as I mean I'm sure you know.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44- Oh, you stupid fuck.- Sorry?
0:19:44 > 0:19:48- You silly fucking sod.- Er...OK.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50DOORBELL RINGS
0:19:50 > 0:19:54- You're a silly fucking idiot, aren't you?- Yep.
0:19:55 > 0:20:00- There's nothing wrong with the fridge. You just turned the thermostat down.- The what?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02You know what a thermostat is?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Er, yeah, course. Mm.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05My mum's got one on her wall.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07There's nothing wrong with the fridge,
0:20:07 > 0:20:11you just turned the thermostat down, you twat. Total fucking pillock.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14NIGEL LAUGHS
0:20:14 > 0:20:16- How's it going?- Hello, love.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20- Hey, Laura, it's great to see you. - Careful, I'm wearing a brooch.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Oh, sorry, it's just... it's just great to see you. Wow, you look amazing.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28- It's nice of you to notice, for once.- Are you OK?
0:20:28 > 0:20:32- Yeah, yeah, great. We're getting on like a house on fire. - How's the fridge?
0:20:35 > 0:20:39- You want to tell them?- Erm, well, er, well, there was a problem with
0:20:39 > 0:20:42the thermostat, but, er, Nigel flew to the rescue and fixed it.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44- Ah, good.- Well done, love. - Well done, Dad.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- "Problem with the thermostat"?- Yeah!
0:20:49 > 0:20:53- Anyone want a chip? I made them especially, after the fridge broke. - Didn't break.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57- Stopped working.- I won't, thank you, Steve, we're about to go to a wedding shop, so...
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Oh, I love weddings!
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- I love 'em. I can't wait. - Are you taking the piss?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06No, no, I actually... actually can't wait.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08I was saying to Rebecca earlier, weren't I?
0:21:08 > 0:21:12I think it's going to be the highlight of the year.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Well, Steve, we haven't finalised the invitations, as of yet.
0:21:17 > 0:21:18OK.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21But he'll be invited? I'm a bridesmaid.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Well, no, sshh. It doesn't matter.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26There are limited places, mate, I mean...
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- You've only been going out seven months.- It's costing us over 20 quid a head.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33That's, er... That's fine, that's fine.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36I com...completely understand.
0:21:36 > 0:21:41I don't, I... Thank you. I don't mind, I don't mind paying for myself, if it's a, if it's a problem.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48Shall we move into the bedroom, rather than being all scrunched up in here?
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Oh, I've got a lovely wedding magazine for you, Laura.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- Oh, thanks, Mum.- It's got all the latest trends in it.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Veils are very fashionable this year.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11I don't want a veil, Mum, I want everyone to see my face.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16We should get going. The shops shut at four - only gives us three hours.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25You said it was shatterproof.
0:22:26 > 0:22:31There's no such thing as completely shatterproof, otherwise they'd make planes out of it.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37MUFFLED NOISES AND BUMPING
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Ooh, that'll be Dan. He lives upstairs.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42He's a funny one, isn't he, Beck, er, Rebecca?
0:22:42 > 0:22:43Yeah, he's an odd one.
0:22:43 > 0:22:49I mean, I shouldn't be mean, but he came round today with a...with a new girlfriend.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53Strange lady. They made a funny pair, didn't they? Very odd.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Mmm.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Mayo?
0:23:05 > 0:23:07MUFFLED NOISES AND BUMPING
0:23:10 > 0:23:12You'll have a chip, won't you, Nigel?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16- I'm all right.- Sure?- Sure I'm sure.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18MUFFLED YELLING AND BUMPING
0:23:18 > 0:23:21FROM ABOVE: Yes! Yes! Yes!
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Well, er...
0:23:32 > 0:23:33That was awkward.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37ALL CHUCKLE
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Oh, God!
0:23:45 > 0:23:49BUMPING ABOVE RESTARTS
0:23:58 > 0:24:02It's a...it's a lovely day, isn't it, Jill?
0:24:02 > 0:24:04- Yes.- Spring's in the air.- Yeah.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06And evenings are getting lighter.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08RUMPUS ABOVE CONTINUES
0:24:08 > 0:24:11It was a bit cold yesterday, though, Laura?
0:24:11 > 0:24:12It was a bit chilly, yes, Steve.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15You just...you don't know what to do, do you?
0:24:15 > 0:24:19- Do you? "Do I take a jumper? Do I not take a jumper?"- Yes, exactly.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22RUMPUS ABOVE CONTINUES
0:24:22 > 0:24:26I'm thinking of becoming a Community Support Officer.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29Are you?
0:24:31 > 0:24:32Are you, Steve?
0:24:32 > 0:24:36Yep. Just to give something back, you know.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Or I'm going to mentor a troubled teenager.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41OK.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43Or donate my bone marrow.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45RUMPUS FROM ABOVE GETS LOUDER
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Feel sorry for the poor sod who gets your bone marrow.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01LAURA GUFFAWS
0:25:01 > 0:25:02- Dad.- Nigel.
0:25:02 > 0:25:07- I feel sorry for him, as well. - Come on, then, let's get going.
0:25:07 > 0:25:12- His bone marrow's probably as useless as the rest of him. - But there's no need to point it out.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16- Maybe you should get going. - Yes, I think that's a good idea.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Oh, already? No, we've only just started.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22- Well, some of us have got weddings to plan.- Right, well, er...
0:25:22 > 0:25:28- Well, er, thanks for fixing the fridge.- Didn't need fixing.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Yeah, it... Yeah, he's just being modest.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Well, it was, erm,
0:25:32 > 0:25:35it was lovely to meet you both.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39So I'll see you in the week? I'll be staying at home Wednesday, I think.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40- Steve's seeing his Mum.- Hey, Steve.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Ooh - people. Hello, everyone.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48- Er, this is Dan. - I'm Steve's friend from upstairs.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53- It's a neighbour. - Nice to meet you.
0:25:56 > 0:26:02Er, this is, erm, my, erm, friend, Paris.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07- We were just, er, going to the cash point.- OK.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10- I'll explain later.- OK Dan, see you.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Well, it was really nice to meet you both.
0:26:17 > 0:26:22- Good luck with the job search, Steve.- Yeah.- And let us know if we can help.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25- We have a family friend that's in the army, don't we?- Yeah.
0:26:25 > 0:26:29He's in Afghanistan at the moment. They're always looking for new recruits.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34Oh, great, thanks, Jill. Wow, wow, wow, much appreciated.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37- Nice to meet you, Steve. - It's nice to meet you, too, Nigel.
0:26:37 > 0:26:43You know what? We should do this again sometime, now that I'm part of the family.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50- Bye, then.- Bye.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- Tara.- Call you in the week. See you later.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55- Bye.- Bye.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- Bye.- Bye!- Bye!
0:27:00 > 0:27:04- Bye.- Bye!- Bye.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05See ya.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Well... That was a success.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Not a people person, am I?
0:27:19 > 0:27:22No! Course not.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Fuck!!
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