0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07She was in her 40s. She was in the queue, sucking her thumb.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10- Oh, don't! Filthy bitch!- She must know it's weird, she must know that everyone who sees her, hates her.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13How is it fun? How is sucking your thumb fun?
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- Imagine where it's been. - Up her arse.
0:00:16 > 0:00:17What was that?
0:00:17 > 0:00:21- It's been up her arse. - HE LAUGHS
0:00:25 > 0:00:28I don't understand where all my socks have gone.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30I mean, she was wearing a wedding ring.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Oh, my God!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34How could you marry someone who sucks their thumb?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Was she attractive?
0:00:36 > 0:00:39No, of course not. She had her thumb in her mouth.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44Do you think I should, um... Where've you gone?
0:00:47 > 0:00:48- Oh, there you are. - What was that?
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Do you think I need a jumper?
0:00:50 > 0:00:51I dunno.
0:00:53 > 0:00:54She got off at Tottenham Hale
0:00:54 > 0:00:58and me and this little boy looked at each other and smiled.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00You shouldn't be smiling at little boys.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34DOOR OPENS
0:01:36 > 0:01:37DOOR CLOSES
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Steve? - I haven't got my wallet...
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Or my phone.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Have you got your keys? - No.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44BANGING
0:01:44 > 0:01:46What's wrong?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48We're locked out.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49What?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51We're locked out.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Oh, you silly wanker.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57I haven't got my keys.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01DRAWLY VOICE: OK, Steve.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Don't do impressions of my mum.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05When are you going to get rid of all these?
0:02:05 > 0:02:07When are you going to get rid of your mum?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Someone's going to trip on them. - Stand back,
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- I'm gonna bash it down. - No!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13They'll charge us for the damage. I can do it.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15I can do it perfectly well, thank you.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16OK.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27How's it working out for you?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Oh, if I just...
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Ooh, nearly!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Give me a pin.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- Why would I have a pin on me? - I'm gonna pick the lock.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37When have you ever picked a lock?
0:02:37 > 0:02:38- Oh, Becky. - Oh, let me kick it.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40No! And have you got a pin on you or not?
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Course I don't have a pin on me.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Who goes around with pins in their pockets?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- BECKY LAUGHS - What?
0:02:48 > 0:02:52No, it's interesting. I didn't realise you did all your own stunts.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Why aren't you annoyed about the door?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00I guess I'm just distracted by your hilarious T-shirt.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03It's the only top I've got that doesn't smell of damp.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Oh, yes, it does!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Oh, bloody hell!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Ooh, it's horrible, isn't it? - It smells like my bum.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18You should have dried it at the launderette.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Oh, my God! I didn't have enough 20p's.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Oh, hello.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24All right.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Tidying.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36STEVE GROANS
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- How's your door, Steve? - We're locked out.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Oh, no, that's a shame. You'll have to wait up here with me.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Oh, um, we'd love to...
0:03:46 > 0:03:47No worries.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50...But we're actually just heading to the cinema.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- No...no worries. - My Uncle Dennis works there
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- and his boss goes on lunch at one. - Cool, yeah, I get it.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57And we were just leaving,
0:03:57 > 0:03:59but I got distracted because I was talking about adult thumb suckers.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02It's OK, I get it.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04And I forgot my phone, my wallet and my keys,
0:04:04 > 0:04:05- so we're in a bit of a hurry.- OK.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Otherwise we'd love to come up.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Yeah. - Don't worry, I get it.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- It's a bit mucky in there, anyway. - Yeah?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Yeah, I was there in the flat and a pigeon got in.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Bloody hell.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Shat everywhere.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Then it died.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32My dad sucks his thumb.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- Does he?- Yeah, he's 94 and he sucks his thumb.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- Laura still sucks her thumb. - Yeah, course she does.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44She used to suck it all the time when she was little.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48She got bullied about it.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Did she?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Yeah, it was terrible, poor thing.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54They held her down and kicked her in the face.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59SNIGGERING
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Steve.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Steve!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- Did they? - Yes, it was awful.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09She was only seven.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12CONTINUES SNIGGERING
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Steve, it's not funny. My mum cried.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23They kicked her in the face?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Yes, five of them!
0:05:25 > 0:05:26LAUGHS LOUDLY
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Why's that funny?
0:05:30 > 0:05:34How is a seven-year-old getting kicked in the face funny?
0:05:34 > 0:05:37CONTINUES LAUGHING
0:05:40 > 0:05:42I dunno. It just is.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Come on, let me bash it down.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57I don't want you to bash the door down.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Don't do that. Don't bash the door down, bloody hell. Just use my key.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03What?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05You can use my key.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Have you got a key to our flat, Dan?
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Yeah.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Dan, why do you have a key to our flat?
0:06:16 > 0:06:20It's from the last tenant, Ollie. I used to hang out with his dogs.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Do you use it now?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25What's that?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Do you ever use the key?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- No, course not. - Dan?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33No, honest. Here it is.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39In you go.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- Oh, Becks, I can't find my wallet. - Oh, where did you last have it?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- I don't know. - When I paid for the pizzas?
0:06:50 > 0:06:56- I paid for the pizzas. - DAN SINGS: # ...Come true What'll I do? #
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Are you all right?
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Yeah.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04I hear you do all your own stunts.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Yeah, thanks, Dan.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10Seriously, Steve, there's a bit of a whiff from your T-shirt.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Thanks.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15I thought you'd want to know. I'd want you to tell me if I stank.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Last night, I got my foot stuck in a fence.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37I was there ages.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40There was nothing I could do about it.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Fuck, Cat Deeley's dead!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Oh, no. No, she's not.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08I've looked there.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Sorry, Dan, can I, um...?
0:08:17 > 0:08:20I've got it.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Oh.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Why have you got stamps in there?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28In case I need to send a letter.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Can you call my phone?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Who are you going to send a letter to?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Sorry.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME PLAYS
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Ah, it's over here.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Where is it then? - Follow the ringtone.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05I am doing that. I'm looking for it, you berk.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Berk?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Yes, berk.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Oh, I think it's hiding down here.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27MUSIC STOPS
0:09:27 > 0:09:29I'll call it again.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38MUSIC STARTS AGAIN
0:09:38 > 0:09:40It's over here.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Hang on a minute.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Ah, got it.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- Hello, the Marshall residence. - Come on.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Oh, I've got two missed calls. - Come on.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- Have you got everything? - Yep.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Are you sure?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20FARTS
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Oh!
0:10:24 > 0:10:26You changed your T-shirt then.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Yeah, well, I don't want people at the cinema thinking I'm a dick.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31If anyone at the cinema even notices you exist,
0:10:31 > 0:10:34I promise I'll give you £400 million.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Why do I never get any texts?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- You got one this morning. - That doesn't count.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41DOOR SHUTS
0:10:48 > 0:10:50DOOR OPENS
0:10:50 > 0:10:52How about you seeing her in a pair of your pants?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Oh, Becky!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Sorry, Dan. Forgot about you.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00- GROANING ON COMPUTER - Are you all right, Dan?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Yeah.- Sorry about that, forgot you were here.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Don't come in here.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08D'you need a minute to clear the history?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14OK.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Hello!
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Ohh.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Can I...can I give you a hand?
0:11:49 > 0:11:50No!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Shut up.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54OK.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56GRUNTING
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Here, take my arm.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01- Here. - Leave me alone.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03I'm not an imbecile.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Why are so many old people posh?
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Aargh!
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Oh, come here.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- Seriously. - Get your hands off me!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Bloody fucking pussy-lickers!
0:12:22 > 0:12:23MRS BAILEY GROANS
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Pussy lickers!
0:12:29 > 0:12:31LAUGHING
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- Are you all done? - Yeah, sorry.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40I just...
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Nothing depraved, just women with...
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- I don't want to know.- OK.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47See you later then, Dan.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50I'm not following you.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Careful of the boxes.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Just putting Alison in the bins.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Unless you want to do it.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00She hasn't got a head, but she's nice to cuddle.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02I'm all right, thanks, Dan.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04- Becky? - I'm OK, thanks.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06No problem. See you later.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11DOOR OPENS
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- I forgot my bag.- Whoops.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31FOOTSTEPS
0:13:36 > 0:13:38I can't believe that.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41DOOR OPENS I can't bloody believe it.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43WOMAN: How can a banana cost that?
0:13:43 > 0:13:47I've never paid more than 30p for a banana. It's bloody ridiculous.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Oh, they still haven't got rid of their effing boxes!
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Oh, they're such wankers, I hate them!
0:13:52 > 0:13:55They're such a pair of lazy, bloody arseholes!
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Oh, calm down.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59I can't effing calm down!
0:13:59 > 0:14:00DOOR SLAMS
0:14:02 > 0:14:04LAURA: My God, We had such an amazing time, Becks.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08It was so hot, like really hot. It was on the equator.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11We had to wear hats, and the hotel was amazing, wasn't it, Paul?
0:14:11 > 0:14:12PAUL: They had Wi-Fi.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15And all the staff were very respectful, you know?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Knew their place and did as we said.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19The adult pool had a diving board in it.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20He didn't stop diving, Becks. Mind the boxes, Paul.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Laura did a dive and all the men wolf whistled at her.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Paul, you're embarrassing me. - Seriously,
0:14:28 > 0:14:30every man round that pool had a stiffy.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32It's not for me to say.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35We're actually just on our way to the cinema, Laura. Sorry.
0:14:35 > 0:14:40Oh, Becks, the cinema's open 24/7. Let's go inside and look at our photos.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Oh, no, we do really want to see them, definitely.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46But we need to be at the cinema before Dennis's boss comes back.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49What?
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Let us in.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03I've got a new best friend, Adriana.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06She was in charge of the entertainment at the hotel.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Beach games, water sports, Macarena.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12She's so fit, Gazza fucked her.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Have you got your key?
0:15:16 > 0:15:17No.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Oh, I can't find it.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21And I got poorly. Didn't I, Paul?
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Yeah, she had one of those 24-hour superbugs.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Hmm, I think I ate a bad peach.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Me and Paul booked this trip to the ruins,
0:15:29 > 0:15:32but obviously I couldn't go because I was on the lavatory.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34So Adriana took my place.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Yeah.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- Did you have fun at the ruins? - Yeah.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41It was good.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- No, they were good ruins. - Mm.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Found it? - Um...no.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- No. - Have you got your key?
0:15:55 > 0:15:56Er...
0:15:56 > 0:16:01Becks, can you let me in, please? I'm claustrophobic.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Thank you.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Oh, my God, Becks, Spain is so camp!
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Every Spaniard we met was either gay or a woman.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23And they eat so much paella, the Spaniards, they can't get enough of it.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26They have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner, seven days a week.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28- And siestas. - Yeah,
0:16:28 > 0:16:29they have all these siestas,
0:16:29 > 0:16:32which means all the little locals, all the camp little Spaniards,
0:16:32 > 0:16:34they sleep during the day and come out at night.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37It's like a tradition. It goes back, like, millions of years.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39STEVE: That's very interesting. Shall we, er...?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- PAUL: Have you been to Spain, Steve? - No, Tenerife, but not...
0:16:42 > 0:16:44LAURA: Oh, tell them about the dogs, Paul.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47They've got these mental dogs that don't have any parents
0:16:47 > 0:16:49and they eat shit and bark at you.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Paul made friends with one of them.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Yeah, Sparky.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- He liked bacon, didn't he, Paul? - Yeah, ham.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- And croissants.- Yeah.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02LAURA AND PAUL CONTINUE CHATTING
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Becks! I want to show you our photos.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08OK.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10STEVE SIGHS
0:17:10 > 0:17:12We're going to have to look at her photos.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Can I touch your tits?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Yes.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20We have to be nice about their photos.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22OK.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26I'll text Uncle Dennis, let him know we're running late.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28PAUL: I wanna do it. No, Laura, You'll get it all wrong.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30I won't, Paul.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Yes, you will.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34Sparky.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Steve, this is Sparky.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Ooh, wow!
0:17:40 > 0:17:44Look at it properly, Steve. It was Paul's friend.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- CLEARS THROAT - Oh, yeah. Oh, he looks lovely.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Becky?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Yeah, nice.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57He was a real ladies' dog. Proper buff.
0:17:57 > 0:18:02And also, just... just a very brilliant dog.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03He looks it.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Paul cried when we had to come home.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08It was the end of an era.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13That's our room.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16There was this crusty old bitch that cleaned it.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20- That's me watching Sky.- They had all the Sky movies and they had MTV,
0:18:20 > 0:18:21but it was foreign, and Disney channel...
0:18:22 > 0:18:26- But they didn't show Micky Mouse once.- No!
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Paul's going to write to Walt Disney about it.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30That's our room from the balcony.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33That's the door that leads to the bathroom.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Toilet, the bath, the sink.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- The hot tap was really hot, wasn't it?- Yeah.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45- Was it? - Yeah, we had to mix in some cold.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46OK.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49That's me in the mirror. '70s night.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50THEY LAUGH
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Don't know what that is.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Me in a wig.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Laura crying.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00Some fat bloke we used to punish.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Him and his wife were well fat. Really old as well.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Didn't get involved in anything. - Yeah, we hated them.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Everyone in our little gang did.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12I hate shy people.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15A lizard.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16The sea.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- A bigger lizard. - Mm.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22This bloke we used to see looked like Des Lynam.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28- LAUGHING - Yeah.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34GIGGLING
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Oh, that's Adriana.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Oh, she looks nice, Paul.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44Yeah.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Yeah. We're organising a sing-along.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48That's me and my dinner.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Laura and her dinner.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54That's me after my dinner. Look how full I am!
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Me doing one of my dives.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Laura reading.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06- LAUGHS - Me dressed as a pirate. It was pirate night.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10A funny rock.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11My collection of shells.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Oh, this was Ferdinando, or something.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20He was this short little Spaniard who was there on his own.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- Small bloke, wasn't he, Laura? - Yeah, he was small.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- Smallest bloke in Spain? - Yeah.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Laura in her bikini.
0:20:32 > 0:20:37One of the barmen had a motorbike and let us use it for the shoot.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39She kept getting beeped at, didn't you?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Yeah. And people were shouting stuff.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43It was brilliant, Becks.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47We got one of the scaggy old maids to oil me.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- Very nice. - Mmm!
0:20:49 > 0:20:50- D'you like them, Becks? - Yeah.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52I'm going to start a portfolio, aren't I, Paul?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55She's going to be the next Pamela Anderson.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Yeah.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05PAUL CHUCKLES
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Do you like this?
0:21:07 > 0:21:08It was only a fiver.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Yeah, it's lovely.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Carry on, Paul.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16I think we're coming to the end of them now.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18And these are just in the airport.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22OK. Well, what a lot of excellent photos.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Thanks for showing us. Been lovely to see you both, but we...
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- Give them their present, Paul. - Oh, yeah.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Now, I know you've gotta go, Steve,
0:21:31 > 0:21:33but Paul went to a lot of effort to get this.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Oh, that's nice.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37It's shower gel and shit.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Thank you.
0:21:39 > 0:21:40Oh, wow, thanks, Paul.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42There's biscuits in there, too.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- Thanks.- We made friends with the skanky maid
0:21:46 > 0:21:47so she'd give us more.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Yeah, and I raided her trolley.
0:21:49 > 0:21:49That's really nice of you.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- Thanks, Paul. - No worries.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52You'd do it for me.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55OK, you can go now, Becks.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Me and Paul are going to go round Shelly's and give her her sombrero.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Well, thanks for coming round, Laura.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Glad you both had such a nice time.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12- You didn't mention my tan, Becks. - Yeah, looks great.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Thank you. Arm, give me your arm.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19- See?- Yeah.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23So when are we going to see you next?
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- Dunno, soon?- Thursday?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- Are you around, Thursday?- Maybe.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Or Friday. We could do something Friday.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- OK.- I'm also free Tuesday and Wednesday.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34- Great. - So Tuesday, Wednesday,
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Thursday or Friday then.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36- Yeah.- Cool.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39I'll put it in my new calendar.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- PAUL: Did you bring the dongle So we can show them to Shelly? - LAURA: Yes, Paul.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Dan, we're off now.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Yes, yeah. Definitely, yes.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54Or I could go and get the photos from when I went to Hastings?
0:22:54 > 0:22:55We're just about to leave, Dan.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57All right.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Plymouth?
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Come on.
0:23:00 > 0:23:06Sorry, I'm just trying to think what I'm going to do for the rest of the day.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Internet? Go on the internet.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11No, my laptop's covered in pigeon shit.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Anita?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15No, she's in Aberdeen.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- Aberdeen?- What's she doing there?
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Who knows?
0:23:26 > 0:23:27It's dry.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Thanks.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Right, I'll go and collect my parcel.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41OK.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Bye, then. BOTH: Bye!
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Ain't it annoying when you have to be nice to people?
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- Have you got everything?- Yes.
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Come on.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Wait! Oh, keys.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36No. Wallet.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Sorry, come on.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49- DOOR SHUTS - So, what films are on?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52I don't know, we'll just see whatever's on when we get there.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Hang on a minute. I'm going to get cold, aren't I?
0:24:54 > 0:24:56You'll be fine, Steve, it's sunny.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58DOOR OPENS
0:24:58 > 0:24:59Doesn't mean it's warm.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Can we just go to the cinema?!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Say it in a deep voice.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12DEEP VOICE: Can we just go To the cinema?
0:25:14 > 0:25:16- CHUCKLES - Yes.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Come on, we are so late.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22CLATTERING, SCREAMING
0:25:22 > 0:25:25- Oh, bloody hell.- Fuck!
0:25:25 > 0:25:28MRS BAILEY: Help me!
0:25:28 > 0:25:31GROANS
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Oh, God!
0:25:33 > 0:25:35It's 20 past.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39Bloody shit-eating dog-fuckers!
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- We could go to the cinema tomorrow. - He doesn't work Tuesdays,
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- we'd have to pay. - I'm not paying to watch a film.
0:25:45 > 0:25:46MRS BAILEY GROANS
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Shall we just leave her?
0:25:51 > 0:25:53GROANING: I need my Alfred.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Help me.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01- Hi. Are you OK?- No.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04We didn't see you down there. Are you OK?
0:26:04 > 0:26:06What happened?
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Your boxes, I slipped on your bloody boxes,
0:26:09 > 0:26:11you fucking rapist!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Rapist!
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Fucking pussy-licker!
0:26:20 > 0:26:24Fucking minge-fingering animal pussy-lickers!
0:26:24 > 0:26:26I'll call an ambulance.
0:26:26 > 0:26:34- GROANING - Ah! Fucking...rapist pussy-lickers!
0:26:34 > 0:26:37# My heart goes boom-bang-a-bang
0:26:37 > 0:26:39# Boom-bang-a-bang When you are near
0:26:39 > 0:26:42# Boom-bang-a-ban-bang all the time
0:26:42 > 0:26:47# It's such a lovely feeling
0:26:47 > 0:26:51# When I'm in your arms
0:26:51 > 0:26:54# Don't go away, I'm gonna stay my whole life through
0:26:54 > 0:26:57# Boom-bang-a-bang-bang Close to you. #