0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains strong language.
0:00:06 > 0:00:07Are you a lunatic?
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- All right, Dan?- I've moved in. - Congratulations.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- It's a little something to welcome Becky to her new home.- Thanks.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Paul's asked me to be his best man.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20But you don't even like each other.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Yes we, do.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27You taken your pill?
0:00:27 > 0:00:28Yes, Paul.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37I think you're great, Dan.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Go on.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41I think you're a wonderful human being.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Don't speak like that to me.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46I'll speak to you how I like Paul, I'm pregnant.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51I hate everyone.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52HE BURPS
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Rogan josh?
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Very good.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Do you want some crisps?
0:01:09 > 0:01:10No.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21They're beef.
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Urgh.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27They were half price. He had them by the till.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Can you get me a water?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Yep. I'll just get it. I'll see you in a minute.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51I know you're still in here. I can hear you eating.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Steve.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Will you get them out?
0:02:05 > 0:02:07No.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Can I get them out?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Can you please get me some water?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13I'm going to be sick.
0:02:16 > 0:02:17That's got bubbles in it.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36What've I missed? Has anyone died?
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I don't care.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39I want water.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Becks!
0:02:58 > 0:03:01What's been happening in Doctors?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Becks!
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Oh, shit!
0:03:14 > 0:03:18SHE WRETCHES AND COUGHS
0:03:41 > 0:03:44TOILET FLUSHES
0:03:56 > 0:03:57You OK in there?
0:04:06 > 0:04:07It came out my nose.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Urgh!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12What was it like?
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Porridge.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Nice.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Feeling better?
0:04:16 > 0:04:17Yeah.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Good.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Probably leave it a bit.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Yeah.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24God, you should've seen me on my 21st.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Yeah. You've said.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27We'd been drinking all day
0:04:27 > 0:04:30and I was just pissed of my face cos we'd been drinking since one.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32I know! I remember you saying.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35And I went off from everyone else for some unknown reason
0:04:35 > 0:04:39and they found me like an hour later in that bit behind Paddy Power
0:04:39 > 0:04:41lying naked in the bins!
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Or by them.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Yeah! I remember you saying.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47There was this mattress, I was just lying there, apparently,
0:04:47 > 0:04:48cos I don't remember a thing about it -
0:04:48 > 0:04:51I'd taken my clothes off and I was sound asleep.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Basically naked. By the bins!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Ugh! Amazing, yeah.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00I told my mum about that.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02What?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06You told your mum I was found naked by the bins?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Yeah. - What d'you tell her that for?
0:05:09 > 0:05:10I thought she'd find it funny.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12And did she?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Not really.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Brilliant. Thanks for that.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18She thought it was weird.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Of course she thought it was weird! I was lying naked by the bins!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Why do you tell your mum that?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26That's not a thing you'd tell your mum. That's amazing.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Tell her about the nice things I do.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Tell her about the plant. No, don't tell her about the plant.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Don't tell her I spent four quid on it.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Tell her I was found naked by the bins.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39I bet she's told your dad. He'll use that against me.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Course he will. That's the sort of thing he'll bring up in his speech.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47What speech?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Have you seen my Kit Kats?
0:05:50 > 0:05:51What d'you mean speech?
0:05:51 > 0:05:52I didn't mean speech.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Wedding speech?
0:05:55 > 0:05:56DOORBELL RINGS
0:05:56 > 0:05:58That'll be Laura.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Steve.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02No! Of course not!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I just I suppose I mean if he ever did a speech
0:06:05 > 0:06:07that's the sort of thing he'd bring up.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Because he's such a bastard.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13When would he do a speech about you apart from at our wedding?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16That really hurt.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Good.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Hello, Laura!
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Here he is.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Isn't he handsome? I've already got a crush on him.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Ah! He's lovely.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30He's only two inches long. Imagine that.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34I could keep him in my handbag. Paul reckons he saw his bell end.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35It was massive.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37All right, Laura.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Becks, meet your nephew.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Ah.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Ah! Isn't he lovely?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44He weighs half an ounce.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46I wish I weighed half an ounce.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50- But he'll get bigger. Won't he, Laura?- Yeah.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54I've grown a moustache.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Yep.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58What d'you think of him?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Ah. He's very cute, isn't he?
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Fit?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Sorry?
0:07:04 > 0:07:05D'you think he's fit?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Yep.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Good. Get dressed, Steve. We're going for a picnic.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11I've got a hangover, Laura.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12No, you don't.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I'll phone Shelly. Find out what the fuck she thinks she's doing.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Turn the telly off, Paul.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Picnic?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23We're not going to go.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25I don't want to go for a picnic.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28She'll make us play frisbee. There'll be insects.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29We're not going to go, Steve.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30What are you doing?
0:07:32 > 0:07:33I've got a headache.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Here.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Oh, thanks.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Fair enough.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50You meant wedding speech, didn't you?
0:07:50 > 0:07:54No! I swear on my mum's life! You're being mental.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Hey, Becks. We've brought a frisbee.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Oh. Brilliant.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03We thought we could make some friends in the park.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Get a bit of a gang together and have a massive game of frisbee.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Yeah. Sounds great.- Excellent.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15You haven't congratulated Paul on his moustache, Becks.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Oh. Sorry. Congratulations.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Thank you, Becky. Yeah. I've also trimmed my pubes.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Oh, good.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Say something nice about it.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33It's a really, really, really nice moustache.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Thank you, Becky.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37He's allowed to have it for a week and then he's going to shave it.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39I'm not fucking shaving it.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41You ready for the picnic, Steve?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Um, nearly.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45What we've done is, we've brought the frisbee
0:08:45 > 0:08:48so we thought you two could maybe bring the food.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Just some bits and pieces, some sausage rolls, a Toblerone.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Give them the list.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57If I've written it in capitals, it means I want loads of it.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04PHONE RINGS
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Loo roll?
0:09:05 > 0:09:06We've run out.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Hello, Shelly. Where the fuck are you?
0:09:09 > 0:09:11One minute, Shell.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Go on.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15'I'm so sorry, Laura.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19'I was just saying it's been a really busy morning.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22'I had to go to the Post Office. And...
0:09:22 > 0:09:25'Sorry, I just... I had to go to the Post Office.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28'So I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31'I lost track of the time and I was at the Post Office.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34'I know you're going to be angry at me
0:09:34 > 0:09:36'but I really can't wait to see the scan.'
0:09:36 > 0:09:38OK. Bye then.
0:09:41 > 0:09:46Steve, you haven't congratulated Paul on his moustache.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Congratulations on your moustache.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Thank you.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Ask him about it.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57How long did it take to grow it?
0:09:58 > 0:09:59About a week?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Bit more.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Er, ten days?
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Bit less.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Eight days?
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Bit more.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Nine days.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Great.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12DOORBELL RINGS
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Now go...
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Go to Sainsbury's, get the picnic food
0:10:20 > 0:10:22and stop being such an ugly C-word.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24DOORBELL RINGS
0:10:25 > 0:10:29You might want to do something with your hair, Becks.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31You look like such a rotten old C-word.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Thanks.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Hello, Shelly. That was quick. You had trouble at the Post Office?
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Oh, right.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Wow.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48OK.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49You'd better come in.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Thanks.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52You've got your...
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Oh, thanks.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59You, you won't tell Laura, will you?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01No. Of course not.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Thanks.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10I'm so sorry for being late, Laura.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Yes, Shelly. We heard.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15I had to go to the Post Office.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Who goes to the Post Office dressed like that?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19You had a nice morning?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21It's been bloody brilliant.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Here he is - the world's next megastar.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32Aw! He's lovely. Congratulations.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34How d'you know it's a boy?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36I saw his bell end.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39They've done all their tests and all their scans
0:11:39 > 0:11:42and they said he's all right. He's not faulty.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Oh, how lovely.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Yeah.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46I'm so pleased for you.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48I know.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51We'd been drinking since like ten in the morning so I was pretty pissed.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- Yeah.- And then for some reason, around midnight,
0:11:55 > 0:11:58I slope off, pissed out my head, no-one can find me.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59They looked everywhere.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Yep.- They looked in the gents. They looked in the ladies!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04They called my mobile, no answer.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07And why was there no answer? Because later they found me...
0:12:07 > 0:12:08It's a rubber.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16And have you agreed on a name yet?
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Yes. We're going to name him Frank.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Frank's a lovely name.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24It's a tribute to the late Anne Frank. The novelist.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Her books are fucking nuts.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Yeah.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28Very nice.
0:12:28 > 0:12:33What d'you think, Becks? D'you think he looks like a Frank?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Yeah. Definitely.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Ah!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51ICE CREAM VAN TUNE PLAYS
0:12:51 > 0:12:52You're buying me an ice lolly.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54D'you want a plaster for your head?
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Why, what's wrong with it?
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Ah!
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Sounds painful!
0:12:58 > 0:13:00We had chicken for my dinner, Shell.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Oh. Lovely.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Yeah. We had it with potatoes.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Come on.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Thanks.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Nice plant.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Thank you.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20How've you been? We haven't seen you all week.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Yeah, I've been good. Yeah. I joined a gym.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Oh. Very nice.
0:13:30 > 0:13:31I've got a hangover.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Oh no.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37I went out with Hayley, Kelly, Rebecca, that lot.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43You shouldn't go to the gym on a hangover.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Right.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49They've got these tellies, like really high up,
0:13:49 > 0:13:52and we all watch them when we're doing stuff.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Oh, that's a good idea.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Yeah.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02There's this bloke called Graham at the gym and he was saying I should...
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Paul!
0:14:08 > 0:14:10She seems very excited about the scan.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12- Paul!- Excuse me.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- Paul!- Yes, darling! I'm coming!
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- Paul!- I'm coming!
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Have they gone?- No.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28How you feeling?
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Really tired.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34What were you drinking last night? What was it, Stella?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Then they made you have Sambuca? Jager bombs?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Get off.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- You should've had an egg before bed. - I was too tired
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Yeah, I could hear that. You were clumping about all over the place.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Get off.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48You fell over in the toilet, didn't you?
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Go and sit on the sofa and stop being an arsehole.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Are they getting me one?
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Yeah.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12I'd better get a Flake.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Picnic! A bloody picnic!
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Why do you have to go outside to eat? You can eat in bed!
0:15:25 > 0:15:27It's like these people you see that go for coffee.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29You can drink coffee in bed.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31There's no need to leave the house to do it.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32And Pizza Hut.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34You can get a man to bring your pizzas to your door
0:15:34 > 0:15:35and you can eat them in bed.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37There's no need to actually go to a Pizza Hut.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Unless you're having the salad.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41But if you're going to Pizza Hut and you're having the salad,
0:15:41 > 0:15:42then you're a fucking idiot.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44Becks...
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Have you finished?
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Yeah.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53I've had another wave.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57I think I'm going to puke again.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02You. Are. 100%...
0:16:04 > 0:16:05..Filth.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Why d'you have to go outside just because it's sunny?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- Can you stop breathing on me?- Sorry.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Why d'you have to go outside just because it's sunny?
0:16:48 > 0:16:51I can't believe you thought I meant wedding speech earlier.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Oh, God...
0:16:59 > 0:17:02SHE WRETCHES
0:17:05 > 0:17:06All right?
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Yes. Very good, thanks.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12SHE SIGHS
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Nice day, isn't it?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Yeah. Lovely.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21We're going to go for a picnic with some friends.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Lovely.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Well it's the weather for it, isn't it?
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Gotta make the most of it.
0:17:26 > 0:17:27SHE COUGHS
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Yes.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32I'd better be off.
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Bye.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Bye.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Dan!
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Sorry.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Take it off!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Sorry.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Dan.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Sorry.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59Ice creams are here!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01I think everyone should just smile and be happy.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04And then I'd get my forehead done. Because there's creases in it. Look.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08I can't stand it. It's pathetic. And I'd like a smaller nose.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Or a bigger head. And better hands.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13My hands are gross, too many fingers.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Cosmetic surgery.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17There's an advert on the tube.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19I went on the website
0:18:19 > 0:18:22and they basically change anything you want them too.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29Oh. Hello.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Hi.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33I've just been in Flat B.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Oh, God.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36It's disgusting in there.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Why doesn't that surprise me?
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Well...
0:18:40 > 0:18:44I'm on my own. D'you want to come in?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48I've got to go to the vet's.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51If you don't want to come in, just say you don't want to come in.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Don't lead me on this merry fucking dance.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55No, I do. I do.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58But I've got to take Tiger to the vet's.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01What's wrong with him?
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Injections.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03Again?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05And then, when everything else is done,
0:19:05 > 0:19:09if I can find the money, I'd like a new pair of legs.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Thanks for these. How much do I owe you?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14They're a gift from Shelly. Where's Becks?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Becks!
0:19:16 > 0:19:18No. Honestly. It's fine.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20Thank you, Shelly.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Yeah, thanks.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Are you OK, Becks?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Becks. Are you OK in there?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28She's not feeling very well.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Becks! Just answer me yes or no. Are you OK in there?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33I'm fine!
0:19:33 > 0:19:36You don't sound fine.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38- OK, Laura!- Are you being sick?
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Yes.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42We got you an ice cream!
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Could you maybe go into the kitchen and close the door?
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Sorry, I missed that.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51- I think she wants us to move into the kitchen.- It's a lovely day outside!- OK, Laura!
0:19:51 > 0:19:53All the boys have got their tops off!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Come on. Let's go into the kitchen.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57I'm going into the kitchen now, OK, Becks?
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Steve's being mean to a pregnant person.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Just yell if you need me, yeah?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Yeah?
0:20:05 > 0:20:06Becks!
0:20:06 > 0:20:07Yeah.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Love you!
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Right, everyone. I'm going to eat my lolly.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Bloody hell.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Yeah.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Ice cream's bad for the baby but I love a lolly, don't I, Paul?
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Yeah.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37I love having something to suck on! As it were!
0:20:51 > 0:20:54No, I do. I love sucking on things. I'll suck on anything.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57God, you should've seen me at school.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- I don't think there was a boy in my year that I didn't...- Laura.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02What's this?
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Don't you dare get married before me.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18No, that's not the...
0:21:18 > 0:21:21It's fucking... No.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25No!
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Hey, Becks. All ready for the picnic? Paul!
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Could you do me a Resolve?
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Yeah. Of course.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42What?
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Dan! You haven't congratulated Paul on his moustache!
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Oh, yeah. Congratulations on your moustache, Paul.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Thank you, Dan. I've also trimmed my pubes.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52What made you decide to do it, Paul?
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Dunno. Just one of those things, you know?
0:21:55 > 0:21:59You wake up one morning and think, "Why don't I have a moustache?"
0:21:59 > 0:22:02You know, there are two types of people in this world,
0:22:02 > 0:22:05people who've got moustaches, and people who don't.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08And I decided to just say fuck it and grow a moustache.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12How long did it take to grow it?
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Erm...
0:22:13 > 0:22:14Nine days.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19It's good to try something different, isn't it?
0:22:19 > 0:22:23Yeah. It is. Thank you, Shelly. Yeah.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25There's this bloke called Graham at the gym...
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Paul. We're going.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Coming, darling.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Don't forget the food, baby! - Yeah. We'll catch you up.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34- Excellent. We'll be by the pond. - You got my sunglasses?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37They're on your shirt, Paul.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39- Oh, yeah.- Shelly!
0:22:42 > 0:22:45I'll be two minutes, Laura, I'm just going to speak to Becky.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47All right, Becky?
0:22:47 > 0:22:49No.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51How's things? How're you feeling?
0:22:51 > 0:22:52Awful.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Oh, dear.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57You two OK?
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Yep. Cleaning your teeth?
0:23:00 > 0:23:01No.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03You having a good day?
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Nope. I've got a hangover.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07Yeah.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12A lot of toothpaste.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14I know it is.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19We've just seen something very exciting.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Oh, yes!
0:23:20 > 0:23:24Dan? Shelly? D'you want to leave us to it, yeah?
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Yeah. Bye then.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26- Bye.- Bye.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Shelly!
0:23:36 > 0:23:39You don't have to do everything she says.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45Sorry.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Why didn't you tell me I looked like this?
0:24:06 > 0:24:07You look lovely.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Seriously. Look at me.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15I stink. My hair's a mess.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- What's that?- What?
0:24:19 > 0:24:20Becky!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22What is it?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Nothing! It's my massive dick.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Well I know that's a lie.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Becky!
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Laura says, "Hurry the fuck up."
0:24:30 > 0:24:32We'll be five minutes!
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Quicker!
0:24:33 > 0:24:34OK!
0:24:38 > 0:24:40I need to lie down.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Why won't you let me look in your pocket?
0:24:47 > 0:24:50You can look in there if you want. I'm not stopping you.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56My feet are freezing.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Mind if I close the curtains?
0:25:02 > 0:25:04So what are we watching then?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06D'you want to see what's on iPlayer?
0:25:06 > 0:25:10Or we could see if there's a Bodyshock we haven't watched.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14I can't find my socks.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Where are my socks?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Have you seen any of my socks?
0:25:20 > 0:25:21Erm...
0:25:21 > 0:25:23My feet are freezing.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26You could try looking in the...
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Why have you got a bottle of cava in the laundry basket?
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Because...
0:25:35 > 0:25:39it was on special offer and I didn't want Laura finding it and nicking it.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45What?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47What's going on?
0:25:48 > 0:25:49Nothing.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59See? You are being so suspicious today.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02I think at one point you thought I was going to ask you to marry me.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Shut up...
0:26:04 > 0:26:06You did, didn't you?
0:26:06 > 0:26:07Shut up...
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Why would I want to marry you? You fucking stink.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14We don't even believe in marriage!
0:26:14 > 0:26:15OK. Don't shout!
0:26:16 > 0:26:18As if we're going to get married!
0:26:25 > 0:26:26Come on.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Let's get you in bed.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29You stinky bitch.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34# My heart goes boom bang-a-bang boom bang-a-bang
0:26:34 > 0:26:36# When you are near
0:26:36 > 0:26:38# Boom bang-a-bang, boom bang-a-bang
0:26:38 > 0:26:40# Loud in my ear
0:26:40 > 0:26:41# Pounding away, pounding away
0:26:41 > 0:26:44# Won't you be mine?
0:26:44 > 0:26:47# Boom bang-a-bang-bang all the time
0:26:47 > 0:26:51# It's such a lovely feeling
0:26:51 > 0:26:55# When I'm in your arms
0:26:55 > 0:26:59# Don't go away I wanna stay my whole life through
0:26:59 > 0:27:01# Boom bang-a-bang-bang Close to you. #