The Father-in-Law

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains strong language.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08You thought I was going to ask you to marry me.

0:00:08 > 0:00:10Why would I want to marry you? You stink!

0:00:10 > 0:00:12What's this?

0:00:13 > 0:00:17- Don't you dare get married before me.- We got robbed at work

0:00:17 > 0:00:20- and they took my phone. - Oh, bloody hell.

0:00:20 > 0:00:21Oh, don't. Laura's in there.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Don't ask her to marry you, Steve.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Let's just be serious for a minute.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28And I will be talking to your dad, as well, of course.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30She doesn't like you. She doesn't care about you.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33She doesn't love you. No-one does.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35What's going on?

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Do you know what I'm most upset about?

0:01:06 > 0:01:10I've been wanting to do that for months!

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Kind of makes it worth getting burgled, doesn't it?

0:01:14 > 0:01:15She'll get us another one.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Oh, God. She so will.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31- Can you believe they didn't nick this? - HE LAUGHS

0:01:31 > 0:01:33You're funny.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Right, then...

0:01:46 > 0:01:47It's a mess.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57They should lock them up and throw away the key.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Dan? Dan, we've been burgled.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Did you see anything?

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Blimey. Sorry, Steve. I didn't see a thing.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16- Have you asked your cousins? - My cousins?- What's happened?

0:02:16 > 0:02:18We've been burgled.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21(They took the engagement ring.)

0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Oh, Steve...! - Did you notice anything?

0:02:24 > 0:02:27No. But have you asked your cousins?

0:02:29 > 0:02:30What do you mean, my cousins?

0:02:30 > 0:02:33We met your cousins on the stairs, and they...

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Oh...

0:02:35 > 0:02:38- We thought they looked funny, didn't we?- Yeah.

0:02:42 > 0:02:43Becks!

0:02:44 > 0:02:49- Sorry, Mum. That's not broken. - Oh. Sorry.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50It's Steve's.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52You want to keep it?

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Yeah. It's Steve's.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56OK.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00- Dan and Shelly think they saw them. - Oh, great. What were they like?

0:03:00 > 0:03:03- All right, Dan? All right, Shelly? - Yeah.- You saw the burglars?

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Anything in it?

0:03:05 > 0:03:06RATTLES

0:03:09 > 0:03:11They were very tall.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13I remember looking at them

0:03:13 > 0:03:18and thinking, "You are the tallest person I have ever seen."

0:03:18 > 0:03:20- Their hair.- What about it?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Oh, they had this hair!

0:03:23 > 0:03:25It covered their entire heads.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27It was horrible.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- But there was something funny about them?- Yes.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33They had an aura, didn't they?

0:03:33 > 0:03:36They were very cold. It was like they had special powers.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40- They could kill you with a glance. - And how old do you think they were?

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Twelve.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46- OK.- Thanks, Shelly.

0:03:46 > 0:03:47You all right, Nigel?

0:03:47 > 0:03:51- Hello.- Hi...- Nigel.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Shelly.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Oh. Yes. Laura's friend.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58- Yeah.- Nice to meet you at last.

0:04:01 > 0:04:06- Dad?- Yes? Just wondering if you wanted me to board up that window?

0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Yes, please.- Thanks, Nigel. Sorry to put you to any trouble.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12It's no trouble at all. I'm good with my hands.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14It was nice to meet you. Catch you in a bit, yeah?

0:04:19 > 0:04:22You two OK? Do you need a hand with that?

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Erm, yeah, if you want. That'd be good.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26- Thanks, Becky.- Yeah. Thanks.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Sorry, I didn't think you'd say yes.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34- No worries.- See you in a bit, yeah? - Yeah.

0:04:36 > 0:04:41I've just met Shelly. Laura's Shelly. Have you met her?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Yeah.- She seems nice.- Yes.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50We should get going. We don't want to get in the way.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52We're not in the way.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58Do you know what makes this day really special?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00The fact your parents are here.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04- Fuck off.- Cos if things weren't going badly enough with the burglary,

0:05:04 > 0:05:07- and the flat getting trashed... - Show me your bum.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09You know what? It's funny, because I was thinking,

0:05:09 > 0:05:11if only your wonderful parents would come round

0:05:11 > 0:05:13- and make the day a little bit worse for us.- Wiggle it.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18- Can I slap it?- No.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21DOORBELL RINGS

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Ow!

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Oh, good.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36- The least she could've done is dust it. ..Is Mum there?- Yeah.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Are you serious? Are you seriously this much of a bitch?

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Laura. Language.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Do you want to see your grandson when he's born?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Because you're going the wrong way about it.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50OK, Laura...

0:05:50 > 0:05:53If I employ you as a cleaner, I expect you to clean.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55I do not expect you to leave out a windowsill!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57I'm sure it's not THAT bad.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Seriously, Becks. It's the dirtiest windowsill I've ever seen.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Isn't it, lover? - To be honest, Jill, it's not good.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06- And she ate a piece of my Toblerone. - I had it with my cup of tea!

0:06:06 > 0:06:08You had a cup of tea?!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Laura... Why don't we go and listen to your ringtones?

0:06:10 > 0:06:14In a minute. I cannot be expected to clean a windowsill in my condition.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16I didn't want to move the...

0:06:16 > 0:06:20I don't need your excuses. Did you clean the windowsill?

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Yes or no? Yes or no? I haven't got all day.

0:06:24 > 0:06:25No.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30You get £6 an hour.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33The least you could've done is dusted it.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41I hung your shirts in your wardrobe.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Yeah, I saw that. Thank you.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45She set the playhouse up in front of the window, and I didn't...

0:06:45 > 0:06:48It's fine. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Thanks.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Don't tell Laura. - That's very kind of you.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05PHONE RINGTONE

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Hello, Darren, mate. Yeah. Yeah, they've trashed it.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10It looks like it was kids.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13- Me and your dad'll carry on in here. - Thanks, Mum.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Oh, thanks, Nigel.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Um, thanks.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Darren's going to find your burglars. What do you want him to do to 'em?

0:07:30 > 0:07:33- Nothing. The police have been round. - We don't want Darren involved.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Did you hear that? ..You don't want their fingers?

0:07:36 > 0:07:37- No.- No.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41They don't want them, mate. He says he just needs your address

0:07:41 > 0:07:42and his dad's pliers.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44We don't want you to do anything to them, Darren.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Yeah, thanks very much, Darren, but we're fine for now.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Seriously, they don't...

0:07:48 > 0:07:51INDISTINCT SHOUTING

0:07:51 > 0:07:54'Cos it's fucking... We're going to get these fucking kids, Paul.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57'We'll drive them down to the golf course, we'll smack their heads

0:07:57 > 0:08:00'against a fucking tree. They'll wish they died in a womb, Paul.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03'They'll wish they died in a womb. We're going to cut their

0:08:03 > 0:08:06'fingers off and stick their bollocks inside a fucking

0:08:06 > 0:08:08'chocolate egg and send it to their gran at fucking Easter.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11'We're going to post stuff on the internet about them, Paul.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14'You hear me? We're going to hunt them down electronically

0:08:14 > 0:08:18'and hack into their fucking emails. There's nothing we can't do, Paul.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20'Paul? Paul, you still there?'

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Yeah, there's nothing we can't do.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- Yeah, we'll hack into their emails, definitely.- Steve?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Got any spare hardboard?

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Erm. Let me think.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Of course you don't. I'll just see if there's any out here.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36- There isn't.- Or cardboard. I want to fix that window.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Before Steve catches a cold.

0:08:38 > 0:08:39STEVE COUGHS

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Thanks, Nigel!

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Hello, Shelly, love. How's it going?

0:08:51 > 0:08:55- Why are you trying to suck my dad off?- Shut up!

0:08:55 > 0:09:00"Thanks, Nigel." "Oh, my God, Nigel, you're so amazing."

0:09:01 > 0:09:02"Fuck me like I'm Jill, Nigel!"

0:09:02 > 0:09:05You're talking about your own parents.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10What now?

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Can't work out if I need a wee or not.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Push.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18- 50/50.- Go anyway?

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Yeah. What have I got to lose?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Oh, why would you break THAT?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Why would you bother coming into someone else's house

0:09:26 > 0:09:30- and breaking that?- Oh, get over it, you miserable little prick.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Nope. Nothing.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54Oh, my God, Becks. The kitchen's a right mess!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56It reminds me of our place when I've been shagging Paul all weekend!

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Ugh. Look at her. We should put her in a home.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06We need to get this place cleaned up, Laura. So...

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Shame about the photo, isn't it? - Yeah...

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Steve was just saying he wants you to get him another one.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Yes.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14Help yourself.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Excellent. Thanks. - Sorry, it's not as big.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28No. It's perfect.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Go and put it up, then. Leave us in peace.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Hi, Jill.- That's nice.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Yeah.- Talented.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Is it a Banksy?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48- No.- Oh, what you got there?

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Laura got us another one of these.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53- Oh, how lovely. - Hmm...we're very lucky, really.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01I'll just pop out and get Nigel to help us with the rubbish.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02OK.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Do you know where your dad is? - Did someone just say something?

0:11:15 > 0:11:17He's looking for some hardboard.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26I'm sorry for not cleaning the windowsill, Laura.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Do you know what, Mum? Now that I'm a mother myself,

0:11:30 > 0:11:33I'm going to be big about this and forgive you.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Thank you.

0:11:35 > 0:11:36It's not the sixties any more.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39You can't just go around being an arsehole.

0:11:39 > 0:11:40No.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Give Mum a hug, Laur. Come on, make up properly.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46I'm all right.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Seriously, though, best part?

0:11:51 > 0:11:55Hard to say. But at a push, Florida.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58- Oh!- Have you travelled much, Shelly?

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Yeah.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Great. Where you been?

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Oh. Erm...Spain.

0:12:05 > 0:12:09- Lovely. I love Spain. - Yeah.- Where else?

0:12:10 > 0:12:11Canada.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Oh, nice. What were you doing there?

0:12:16 > 0:12:20My sister died. I had to get her body.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23- So you're quite the traveller, then? - Yeah.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Dan, mate, could you give us a minute?

0:12:30 > 0:12:35Hello, Shelly. Sorry about Nigel. I hope he isn't boring you to death.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37- No!- Shelly's been to Canada.

0:12:37 > 0:12:42Oh, I've got family in Canada. Where were you?

0:12:42 > 0:12:43Toronto.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Lovely. What did you do in Toronto?

0:12:47 > 0:12:49It was mainly admin.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53Lovely. Could you help me with something in the bedroom, Nigel?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Of course, love. It's been a while since she said that!

0:12:59 > 0:13:02She means the bin bags.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Right. Sounds like they need a real man.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Yes, and in the meantime we'll make do with Nigel.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07< STEVE: Thanks for doing all this, Nigel. We do appreciate it.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09- < NIGEL:- No worries, Steve.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12< There's nothing I like more than clearing up a flat that's

0:14:12 > 0:14:14been made only slightly messier.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Ah, very good!

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Any more rubbish? And I'm not talking about Steve.

0:14:19 > 0:14:24- Guys! Don't forget this! - Thanks, love.- Shelly can take that.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29- Nice grip.- Stay there. - So how's your new job, Shelly?

0:14:29 > 0:14:31It's lovely, yeah.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33How long you going to be? I'm getting a headache.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39- Thanks.- How's your wee?

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- 60/40.- You going to go?

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Dunno. I might just do it here.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50I'll give you a fiver if you do it right here.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52- < LAURA:- I know you're talking about me!

0:14:52 > 0:14:55- We're not talking about you! - < Whatever!

0:14:58 > 0:15:00We're really not talking about you, Laura.

0:15:00 > 0:15:01I was talking about my wee.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Where's my Paulie? Will you tell him I miss him?

0:15:03 > 0:15:05We had such hot sex last night.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07OK.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15My mum's chucked your money box.

0:15:16 > 0:15:17No way.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22And I bet she's chucked your shoes.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Can you believe she's chucking all my stuff away?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26She's such an arsehole.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29You're just jealous because she gets to shag my dad.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47- Hello?- In here.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57- All right?- Yeah. You?

0:15:57 > 0:15:58Yeah.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Shelly's hanging out with Dan again.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08I don't know why she leads him on like that.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18You been on the phone to Darren all this time?

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Yeah. I've got to go down the gym in a bit. I've got Pilates.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Huh.- What does that mean?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26What does WHAT mean?

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Sit here.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37There's stuff on it.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52- What are they doing down there? - I dunno.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Give me a kiss.

0:17:09 > 0:17:10What do you mean?

0:17:20 > 0:17:22I'm sorry, Nigel, but this is not on.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Excuse me, Nig...

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Look here, Nigel.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Right, Nigel, you piece of shit.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Oi.

0:17:44 > 0:17:45Oi.

0:17:46 > 0:17:47Oi!

0:17:49 > 0:17:51But why do I have to do it now?

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Because I said so. Now, give me a kiss. On the lips.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56- I need to reply to this.- Paul.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Ow. My jeans are really...

0:18:06 > 0:18:07I want tongues.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11- What do you want tongues for? - Just do it.

0:18:45 > 0:18:46Thank you, Paul.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Oh, my God, everyone! I just felt the baby kick!

0:18:51 > 0:18:54- NIGEL:- And you work nights, do you? - SHELLY:- Most of the time, yeah.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56You poor thing, that must be exhausting. >

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Oh, my God, Mum, I just felt the baby kick.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02- Oi, Nigel, this is not on.- What garage is it? I'll have to pop by.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Oh, I don't know what it's called.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06- You haven't been working there long, have you, Shell?- No.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10Come on, Shelly. What garage is it? Don't be annoying.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12SHELLY GIGGLES

0:19:12 > 0:19:15You've got a lovely laugh, haven't you? Do you know that?

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Hasn't she, Steve?

0:19:18 > 0:19:20- Yeah.- Hasn't she, Dan?

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Oh, dear. What's happened to your lovely face?

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Do you want to help me clear it up?

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Excuse me, Nigel.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Steve, can I have a word?

0:19:48 > 0:19:52Yeah, course. Always time for you, Nigel!

0:20:01 > 0:20:02Right, I'm off to Pilates.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05- Do you want a lift, lover? - Graham's here.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08Let me know if you want picking up!

0:20:08 > 0:20:11- NIGEL:- Where's Paul going?

0:20:11 > 0:20:13STEVE: Uh, Pilates.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19- < What's Paul doing Pilates for? - Part of his new regime at the gym.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23- < Pilates?- Yeah. Strange, isn't it? But there you go.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25< Well, how many times a week does he do it?

0:20:25 > 0:20:27< Um, don't know really, you'll have to ask HIM.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29< That's the stretches and everything, isn't it?

0:20:29 > 0:20:33< I think so. I'm not too sure, but I know Paul enjoys it.

0:20:33 > 0:20:34< Yeah.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41- < I was thinking of joining a gym. - Ah. That's a good idea.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43< Yeah.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Sorry about what's happened to your flat.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Oh, you know... There's nothing we can do.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53But thanks for your help, you've been amazing.

0:20:53 > 0:20:58No. Not at all. Anything I can do for you, Steve. You know that.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Oh. Thanks, Nigel.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Not at all. Not at all.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09- Have you got her number?- Who?

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Who do you think?

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Oh.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Erm...

0:21:17 > 0:21:18Yes.

0:21:19 > 0:21:20Great.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Can I have it?

0:21:26 > 0:21:28OK.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33Oh, he's just being silly, Becky. You know what men are like.

0:21:33 > 0:21:34He's just having a bit of fun.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Maybe you should make more of an effort, Mum. Curl your hair.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Get a facelift. We'd all chip in.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41All right, Laura.

0:21:42 > 0:21:46Thanks, Steve. I'm glad we've had this private little moment together.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Absolutely.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52We get on, don't we?

0:21:52 > 0:21:55Yeah, we do a bit of banter.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58- Yeah! We DO do a lot of banter. - Yeah, but it's all well-meaning.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Of course it is. Of course it is.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03We've got to stick together with all these women around us.

0:22:03 > 0:22:07- Absolutely! - What goes on tour stays on tour.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Yes.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Good. You're a good bloke, Steve.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15You're a good bloke.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20If there's anything I can do for you, you let me know.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22- Yeah.- Good.- Well, actually, Nigel...

0:22:22 > 0:22:25I have been meaning to talk to you about something.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27It's to do with Becky.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32She's very special to me.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35And we have such an amazing time together.

0:22:35 > 0:22:39And I think she feels... well, similar about me,

0:22:39 > 0:22:42I don't want to assume anything. But I really...

0:22:44 > 0:22:46I care about her loads, as you know.

0:22:46 > 0:22:50I've never met anyone like her, because there is no-one like her.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53We both know you'd have to go a long way to find another person like that!

0:22:54 > 0:22:58So I was wondering...erm...

0:23:00 > 0:23:02I was wondering if maybe

0:23:02 > 0:23:05I might have your permission, at some point...

0:23:07 > 0:23:10..to maybe ask Becky to marry me.

0:23:13 > 0:23:14No,

0:23:14 > 0:23:16of course you fucking don't.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24If you ask her to marry you,

0:23:24 > 0:23:25I'll break your fucking neck.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29JILL: Right, I think we've done all we can here.

0:23:29 > 0:23:34- Ready to go? I'm hungry. - JILL: Yes. We'll leave you to it.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36What have we got for dinner?

0:23:37 > 0:23:40- Chicken. - Again? I'll turn into a chicken!

0:23:43 > 0:23:46- Bye, Becky. Bye, Steve.- Bye.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47- Bye.- What have I said now?

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Bye, Dad. Bye, Laura.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Bye, Becks. Bye, Dad.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Bye, Laura. Bye, Becky.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58- Thanks, Steve.- Thanks, Nigel. - Lovely to chat to you.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01I'm glad we got the chance to iron a few things out.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Yeah, thanks, Nigel.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Good. I'll pop round tomorrow after work and fix that window.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Thanks, Dad.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15Tesco? Going up in the world!

0:24:16 > 0:24:17Oh, I'll take that.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Thanks.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Thanks so much for coming round and helping us clear up, Laur.

0:24:27 > 0:24:28You've been great.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33- Yeah.- What are you up to tonight?

0:24:33 > 0:24:37I think I'll go home. Put my feet up. See what's on.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41Paul won't be back till late. If he's back at all.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43You know what he's like with his Pilates!

0:24:45 > 0:24:50Yeah. I'll do a word search. Make myself some pasta.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54The bump loves pasta!

0:24:56 > 0:24:58- Do you want to feel him? - I'm all right.

0:24:58 > 0:24:59OK. Bye, then.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Bye.- Bye.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11That was easy. I thought we were stuck with her.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Oh.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Come here, you boring, little bitch.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33What did my dad want?

0:25:33 > 0:25:34DOORBELL RINGS

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Sorry. I forgot my purse. I'm such a klutz!

0:25:46 > 0:25:50Yeah. It's weird being in that flat on my own, though.

0:25:50 > 0:25:54Not good for the baby. Where is my purse?

0:25:54 > 0:25:57It's funny, isn't it - Paul doing Pilates?

0:25:57 > 0:25:59It's not very Paul, is it?

0:25:59 > 0:26:01LAURA LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:26:03 > 0:26:07Oh, well. Worse things happen at sea. Oh, there it is!

0:26:09 > 0:26:10Oops!

0:26:16 > 0:26:18I don't really want to go home yet, Becks.

0:26:20 > 0:26:24- Do you want to stay here for a bit, then?- Oh. OK, then.

0:26:29 > 0:26:34Becks, did I tell you the saga about my wedding dress?

0:26:34 > 0:26:37Yes. Yes. A few times. But tell Steve.

0:26:37 > 0:26:38He'd love to hear all about it.

0:26:38 > 0:26:42Excellent. Come along, Stevie.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45Oh, my God, Becks, we haven't listened to my ringtones yet.

0:26:47 > 0:26:48Ow!

0:26:48 > 0:26:52- Becks, we haven't listened to my ringtones.- Oh, yeah.

0:26:52 > 0:26:53Let's do that now.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56# Come closer and cuddle me tight...#

0:26:56 > 0:26:57THE GIRLS GIGGLE

0:26:57 > 0:26:58# My heart goes boom bang-a-bang

0:26:58 > 0:27:01# Boom bang-a-bang When you are near

0:27:01 > 0:27:04# Boom bang-a-bang Boom bang-a-bang

0:27:04 > 0:27:05# Loud in my ear

0:27:05 > 0:27:09# Pounding away, pounding away Won't you be mine?

0:27:09 > 0:27:13# Boom bang-a-bang-bang all the time

0:27:13 > 0:27:17# It's such a lovely feeling

0:27:17 > 0:27:21# When I'm in your arms

0:27:21 > 0:27:25# Don't go away, I want to stay My whole life through... #

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