0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains some strong language
0:00:05 > 0:00:08- You thought I was going to ask you to marry me!- What's this?
0:00:08 > 0:00:11Don't you dare get married before me.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Why would I want to marry you?
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Fucking stink!
0:00:20 > 0:00:23MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH WALL, WATER RUNS
0:00:40 > 0:00:42< You OK in there, Dan?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Dan? >
0:00:56 > 0:00:57You OK in there? >
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Yeah.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01She'll be here in 15 minutes! >
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Yeah, all right!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25TOILET FLUSHES
0:01:36 > 0:01:38HE STRAINS
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Would you mind sticking those cans in the bin?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Oh, yeah. I didn't see them. - Thanks, mate.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55MUSIC FROM IPOD: "Have A Nice Day" by Stereophonics
0:01:57 > 0:02:01MUSIC FROM IPOD: "Clocks" by Coldplay
0:02:01 > 0:02:03DEPRESSING PIANO MUSIC
0:02:03 > 0:02:06FLICKS THROUGH SONGS
0:02:09 > 0:02:12MUSIC FROM IPOD: "Dakota" by Stereophonics
0:02:37 > 0:02:41# Thinking about thinking of you
0:02:41 > 0:02:44# Summertime, think it was June
0:02:44 > 0:02:47# Yeah, I think it was June... #
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Thanks for doing that, Dan.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Sorry I had to ask but it's all been a bit of a rush this morning
0:02:59 > 0:03:01to get the place ready.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05So thanks for coming round, but she's...
0:03:09 > 0:03:10Have you eaten the crisps?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12No. Course not.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- They're a pound a packet. - No, honestly, I...
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Do you want a quid?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Has he written on her wall again? - Yep.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27STEVE TUTS
0:03:31 > 0:03:35- Is there anything else? - Her sister posted this.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41She's so ugly!
0:03:41 > 0:03:42She's well ugly!
0:03:45 > 0:03:48She's got such a punchable face!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51You're going to have to see her all the time.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53As if! DAN LAUGHS
0:03:53 > 0:03:56As if, Dan! Don't you know me? As if!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59I'm not spending my time with that manky bitch!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01DAN LAUGHS
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Manky bitch!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05I'd end up killing her, Dan.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12BOTH LAUGH
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- Is it time for me to go?- Yeah.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- Bye, Steve.- Bye, mate. Have a nice afternoon.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Yeah.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50DOORBELL RINGS
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Er... One minute!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00TURNS OFF MUSIC
0:05:45 > 0:05:49- Hello.- Hi. Sorry, the front door was open so I came straight up.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Oh, no, don't worry. It's broken. It's always like that.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Sorry.- No, I should've told you.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Well, come in. Come in. Sorry, leaving you standing there.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Sorry.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Sorry I'm early.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09No, you're not early.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11I had to get out of the house cos of this...
0:06:11 > 0:06:14annoying thing with my dad. Sorry. Boring.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Let's not talk about it.- OK.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I brought this.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Shouldn't have!
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Wine!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- I thought I should bring something. - No.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31It's lovely, thank you. I love wine.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Do you want a glass?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Erm...I'm all right, actually.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38But don't let me stop you from having some.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Yeah, thank you. I think I will. Lovely.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Do you know what? I think I'll probably give it a miss.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48It's only two. A bit early to start drinking.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Yes.- I'm not an alcoholic.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Yet! HE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY
0:06:55 > 0:06:57I'll save it for a special occasion.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Looks like a good vintage.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Can I take your coat? Or you might want to keep it on if we're heading out.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Or we could stay here for a bit. I've got crisps,
0:07:08 > 0:07:13- the vegetable ones, and other stuff - Skittles. I bought olives... - Lovely.- Great.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19- That's my bike.- Oh, that's nice.- Hmm.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23RINGS BELL
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Ring-ring!
0:07:25 > 0:07:28I mainly just use it for exercise, getting from A to B.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- Might sell it. Get a motorbike. - Dangerous, though, aren't they?
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Nah.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37So just to give you the quick tour...
0:07:37 > 0:07:39- Yes.- That's the kitchen.- Right.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Out the window, you can see...um...
0:07:43 > 0:07:45you can see the...um...
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Oh.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53It's just a bin shed. We'll see it on the way out.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56And then this is the bathroom.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00- It's just your classic shower in a bath.- We've got one of them in my parents' house.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- Have you?- Yeah.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Funny.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06SIREN OUTSIDE
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Oh, somebody's late for their lunch.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Would you like to come through to the lounge?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Yeah. Thanks. Thank you.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- So you got here OK, then?- Yes.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22My sister used to work in Greggs so I sort of know the area.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26- That's the sister I met the other night, isn't it? What's her name, again?- Laura, yes.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29That's right, Laura. She's great. She seems a lot of fun.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Yeah. She's brilliant. - And what a dancer.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Yes.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36And great news about her engagement to...
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Paul?- Yes, Paul. Yeah.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- He's a lovely bloke. - Yes, he's lovely.
0:08:42 > 0:08:47- No, I like Paul.- Yes, they're very suited to each other.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50No, they are. They are. Well, take a seat. Take a seat.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Sit anywhere you like.- Thanks, yeah.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Help yourself to Skittles.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01Um... So I was thinking, as a plan for the afternoon -
0:09:01 > 0:09:03not that everything has to be planned -
0:09:03 > 0:09:06but maybe we could head over to the high street, go to Pret.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10- OK.- Get a coffee. They do salads, paninis, sushi.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- Sounds nice.- Great.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Maybe we could go for a little walk, go down the reservoir. Or if the weather's bad,
0:09:16 > 0:09:18pop into town, go to an art gallery.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Yeah.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Do you have a favourite art gallery?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26I like all of them.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30Yeah. It's hard to choose between them, isn't it?
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Mmm.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Is that the Pret on Selbourne Walk?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Yeah. Or we could go somewhere else.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42There's a bloke works in there who looks like my cousin.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- Does he?- Yeah.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48That's funny. I look forward to meeting him, then!
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Maybe it is your cousin!
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Yes, maybe.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Have you ever seen them in the same room together?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57No.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Well, there you go.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03He's like some sort of superhero - cousin by day,
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Pret by night!- Yes.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Here to save the world from sandwiches.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Yes.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- I'll just...- Cool.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23HE SIGHS
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Want a drink of anything?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Erm...I'm fine, thanks.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43I'll have something in Pret.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44If my cousin lets me!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Pardon?
0:10:48 > 0:10:51If my cousin lets me have something in Pret!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Because he looks like the bloke that works in there.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Ha, yeah.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- Just a few little bits and pieces. - Very nice.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Help yourself, help yourself. Dig in.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Wow. Thank you. Lovely.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Well, I hope it's warmer today.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Oh, tell me about it. We went round my mum's neighbour's yesterday,
0:11:44 > 0:11:46she's got a garden.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Got there about 11, it was nice, then it turned cold
0:11:48 > 0:11:51and we had to go indoors. She made us watch This Morning.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- Phillip Schofield?- Eamonn Holmes.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Oh.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Oh, at last.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- Help yourself.- Thanks.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10Are you into gardening and gardens and stuff?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Nah.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15I just do it for my mum. You?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17No.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Boring, isn't it?
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Yeah.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28So how have you been?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Oh, you know... Can't complain!
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Well, I could but no-one would listen.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39It's nice to see you again.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Oh, yeah, thanks.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- It was a good night, wasn't it?- Yeah.
0:12:46 > 0:12:51Yeah. When we weren't getting interrupted by that bloody...
0:12:51 > 0:12:52pillock Lee.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Yeah.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58You look nice. I like that.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Oh! Oh, thanks. Yeah.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03It's just a shirt with the top button done up, but, yeah.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Got the jeans in Barnardo's.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Basically new. Guess how much they were.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Fiver?
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Yeah, pretty much.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15And I got the socks in... Actually, I got the boxer shorts as well
0:13:15 > 0:13:18cos they were on offer. I got them in ASDA. Yeah.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23You look very nice too.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Thanks.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31My mum got it for me.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- So how was last night?- Yeah, great.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Just went down The Prince with my sister and her fiance
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- and some of their friends. - Oh, nice. Do you see a lot of your sister, then?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Yeah.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44That must be lovely.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Yeah, it is.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49- What did you do?- Me?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Oh, just had a chilled one, really.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Yeah. My mate came round.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59We just had a couple of beers and watched News 24.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01You met him. Dan?
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Oh, yeah. Nice.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Bloody Hezbollah.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Sorry?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09It's all on the news about Hezbollah.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13- Was it?- Yeah.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17I just don't think we'll ever see peace in the Middle East till we sort out Hezbollah.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18No.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Thanks.- They're special ones.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30They make them out of turnips or parsnips or whatever.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Mmm. Wow. They are nice.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Yeah.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Mmm.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51You enjoying that?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Yeah. Sorry.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56No. Carry on.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04One?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Yeah, I'm fine.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Oh, come on.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09OK.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Didn't take much convincing.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14HE LAUGHS
0:15:24 > 0:15:25So how's your CV going?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Mm...
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Mm, sorry. Mm...
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Really good. My dad got me a book about how to write one.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Did he?- Yeah.- Have you read it?
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Yeah. It's gripping.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44So you going to write one, then?
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- No, of course not. I've got nothing to put on it.- Yeah.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50And, also, why would I write my CV just to spend my entire life
0:15:50 > 0:15:52getting paid basically nothing to do something boring
0:15:52 > 0:15:57- and get treated like shit? - Oh, my God, that is... - MOBILE RINGS
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- Sorry.- No, don't worry. Answer it.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07No. It's fine.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09RINGING CONTINUES
0:16:17 > 0:16:19RINGING STOPS
0:16:22 > 0:16:24So what plans you got for the weekend?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26MOBILE RINGS
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Sorry.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33- I should probably answer it. - Yeah. Of course. Don't mind me.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- I'll be in the kitchen. - I'll get rid of him.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38No worries. No worries.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I'll be in there.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Hello? What do you want?
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Yeah? Well, if you're going to say stuff like that to my dad,
0:16:55 > 0:16:57it's going to come back to me.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58Don't call me that.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02No, I'm with someone.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04It doesn't matter.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08It doesn't matter, Lee. It's none of your business.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11- Sorry, sorry.- One minute.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12Sorry, don't mind me.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Seriously, don't mind me. Just...
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Sorry.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32I've got to go, OK?
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Yeah, well, I don't.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39And stop writing stuff on my wall, it's annoying.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41OK, bye, Lee. Bye.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46This is silly. I'm going now, OK? Bye, Lee.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24- Sorry about that. - Oh. Oh, that's all right.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Sorry for disturbing you. I was just doing a bit of washing-up.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- Don't worry.- Great.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38- You OK?- Yeah.- Good.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Got a nice phone. I like it. - Oh, yeah, thanks
0:18:41 > 0:18:45I've just got this crappy old thing. It's got Snake on it.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53I used to have an HTC but I left it on a bus.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Oh, no.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- Do you remember it?- Yeah, of course.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04- You've got to avoid hitting the wall. - Yeah, I know.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I hit the wall.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- Yeah, you're meant to avoid hitting the wall.- No, I get that.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17You got 30.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- I didn't know what buttons to press. - Yes, you did!
0:19:20 > 0:19:24All right, Steve. Why don't you go wash up your fork?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28DOORBELL RINGS
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Oh, that'll be Dan.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34< Steve!
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Told you.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38< I've got your umbrella!
0:19:38 > 0:19:41He hasn't.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43- DOORBELL RINGS - < Steve!
0:19:46 > 0:19:49He's going out with this complete bitch.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52He reckons she looks like Winslet...
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Kate Winslet?
0:19:53 > 0:19:56But...she's just fat and posh.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59DOORBELL RINGS
0:19:59 > 0:20:04< Steve! Did she turn up? Steve!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07< Steve! Did she turn up?
0:20:09 > 0:20:10< All right, then.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- Let's go to Pret. - Yes. I'll just get my things.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16I'll pop to the bathroom.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- TOILET FLUSHES - Fuck.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00It was weird how we both ended up in The Goose, wasn't it?
0:21:00 > 0:21:05- I only went there cos of Dan. - What, sorry? - I was thinking about Saturday.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08When I went to The Goose cos of Dan and you went in there
0:21:08 > 0:21:09cos of your sister.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Oh, right. Yeah.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14Weird, isn't it? I was just going to stay in and get a Chinese.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Mm.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Oh. Maybe it wasn't that weird. Sorry.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Ready?
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Erm...
0:21:32 > 0:21:34I broke the sink.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Pardon?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38I broke the sink.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41You broke the sink?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Yeah.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44How?
0:21:46 > 0:21:50I was sort of climbing on it and it sort of came away from the wall.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53HE LAUGHS You were climbing on it?
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Yeah.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Why were you climbing on it?
0:21:57 > 0:21:59I was trying to look at the photos.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02HE LAUGHS
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Have you seen this one?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20You going to fix it?
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Yes. HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- You good at fixing things? - Yeah. Of course. Let's have a look.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32Hmm. Yep. I see. One minute. Just get a proper look at it.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38Yeah. It's no problem. Oh, I see what's happened.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40- I'll do it later.- Yeah? - Yeah. I need my toolkit.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- Where do you keep it? - In the cupboard.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- Do you want to get it? Do it now? - No.- I don't mind.- No,
0:22:45 > 0:22:47I don't want to hold us up. I'll do it later.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51- It's just the... Yeah, it's just the pipes. That's all it is.- Oh.
0:22:51 > 0:22:56It's just the pipes have come away from the...joist.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Good. Shall we go?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Yeah. It's a bit embarrassing... having those photos.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04My mate Barney put them up on Facebook and I de-tagged them
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- but he made me tag them again. - I'll have to have a look.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- Oh, yeah. I forgot we were Facebook friends.- He's lying.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15We spent the whole of last night looking at your wall.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19No, we didn't.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21- Have a look on the laptop. - Oh, Dan...
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- We weren't being pervy. - I didn't say you were.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36No, I know, but some people might think it's a bit pervy.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38- Did you think it was pervy? - No, but...
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Because if you were doing it and you thought it was pervy,
0:23:41 > 0:23:42that probably means it was pervy.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45I didn't think it was pervy.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- I need the bathroom. - It weren't in a stalkery way.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52You've got a photo of my sister on your laptop.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56- He doesn't fancy her. He thinks she's well ugly.- No, I don't.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- A lot of men find her very attractive.- No, I know.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- The light's on the...- It's daytime. - Yep.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17I was just interested to see what you had on there.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18OK!
0:24:21 > 0:24:24I was bored and Dan was just wondering if you and me
0:24:24 > 0:24:26had any mutual friends.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29- Do you mind not talking to me while I'm on the loo?- Sorry.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38- Any crisps left?- No.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43- You opened those olives yet? - Did you want anything, Dan?
0:24:43 > 0:24:46No, thought you could use some moral support.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Oh, well, thanks for that. You've been great.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51- Do you want me to come to Pret with you?- No!
0:24:51 > 0:24:55I won't say anything. I'll just have a sandwich.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58You really have to go now, Dan. OK, Dan...
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Do you want me to give you a knock when you're back from Pret?
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Can you go now, please?
0:25:06 > 0:25:09- You going to shag her?- Please...
0:25:09 > 0:25:12- Do you want me to come back in five minutes?- No, Dan.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- You touched her tits?- Dan! She's in there!
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Yeah, but have you touched them?
0:25:24 > 0:25:26OK, Dan, you've got to go.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- Shall I come back when she's gone? - No, Dan.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41Where's he gone?
0:25:42 > 0:25:46- He had to shoot.- That's a shame. - Yeah.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51I'm so sorry about all that.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54I really was just looking to see if we had any mutual friends.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56- Do we?- Yeah.- Who?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00- Rob Richards.- Do you like him?
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Not really. You?- No, of course not.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10- Have you met his brother?- Ugh. Don't.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Let's get a coffee. And I promise I won't come home tonight
0:26:15 > 0:26:18and go on your Facebook page or anything, OK?
0:26:18 > 0:26:23- OK.- Good. Well, that's cleared up, then. I'll just get my wallet.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28I'd forget my face if it weren't screwed on.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30- Head.- Erm....
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- What?- Do you actually want a coffee?
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Erm...
0:26:39 > 0:26:41I don't know. Do you?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43I don't know.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49They do smoothies.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Oh, OK.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Or we could just go for a little walk, if you didn't want a drink?
0:26:54 > 0:26:58- Erm...- Or we could do something else. Head straight to the gallery.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00We can do whatever you want, really.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01OK.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06I'm really sorry about the Facebook thing and your sister
0:27:06 > 0:27:08and everything. I don't know what I was thinking.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12But if you want to just sort of leave or whatever, I'll understand.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13Because it was a really disrespectful
0:27:13 > 0:27:16and basically sexist thing to do, if I'm honest.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21I don't know why I did it because it's not a very me thing to do
0:27:21 > 0:27:22and I've never done it before but...
0:27:25 > 0:27:27I'm really sorry.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Do you think maybe we could just...
0:27:33 > 0:27:34stay here?
0:27:40 > 0:27:41OK.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Unless you want to go out.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47No, of course not.
0:27:47 > 0:27:48OK.
0:27:49 > 0:27:53Maybe we could see what's on telly.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03- Doctors.- Great.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Do you fancy a beer?
0:28:07 > 0:28:09Erm... Are you having one?
0:28:09 > 0:28:12Yeah.
0:28:12 > 0:28:13If you are.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16OK. What you got?
0:28:16 > 0:28:17Um...
0:28:19 > 0:28:21It's this weird Polish one my mate gets.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24It's nice though. Moreish.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26Sounds good.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31- I'll wait in there.- OK.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43# Come closer, come closer and listen
0:28:43 > 0:28:48# The beat of my heart Keeps on missing
0:28:48 > 0:28:52# I notice it most when we're kissing
0:28:52 > 0:28:55# Come closer and love me tonight
0:28:55 > 0:28:58# That's right
0:28:58 > 0:29:01# Come closer and cuddle me tight
0:29:01 > 0:29:04# My heart goes boom bang-a-bang, boom bang-a-bang
0:29:04 > 0:29:06# When you are near
0:29:06 > 0:29:09# Boom bang-a-bang-bang all the time
0:29:09 > 0:29:13# It's such a lovely feeling
0:29:13 > 0:29:17# When I'm in your arms
0:29:17 > 0:29:20# Don't go away, I want to stay My whole life through... #
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