0:00:03 > 0:00:06This programme contains some strong language
0:00:06 > 0:00:08I love weddings. I can't wait. You taking the piss?
0:00:08 > 0:00:10It's going to be the highlight of the year.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Yes, um, Paul's asked me to be his best man.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14But you don't even like each other!
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Yes, we do.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19You'll have lots of fun on the stag do, won't you?
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Mmm-hmm. With all Paul's friends.
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Mmm.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24I'm going to put bells on it.
0:00:24 > 0:00:25So you'll jingle when you come up the aisle.
0:00:25 > 0:00:30Nice. This is the one I'm thinking is the most bridesmaids-y.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Yeah, that's really nice, Laur.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34I think Laura would look lovely in a veil.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Just something to, you know...
0:00:38 > 0:00:40..not hide her face, but...
0:00:40 > 0:00:42I know what you mean.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Now give me a kiss.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46I want tongues.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49What do you want tongues for?
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Just do it.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Imagine being married to me for 25 years.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55He'll end up killing me.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57No, I won't.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Go away, Paul, I don't want to speak to you.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Well, I'm not going anywhere, darling.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03DOOR SLAMS
0:01:04 > 0:01:06I can't wait for the wedding.
0:01:06 > 0:01:13This programme contains some strong language.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19KNOCK AT DOOR
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Becks...
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Becky?
0:01:36 > 0:01:38KNOCKING CONTINUES
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Becks.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Becky.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49KNOCKING
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Wake up, Becks! It's my wedding day!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53I'm getting married today, Becks! SHE GIGGLES
0:01:53 > 0:01:55It's five to seven.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Becky!
0:01:59 > 0:02:00I'm asleep.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Tell her to go away. It's five to seven.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05You tell her. She's your sister.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07You're closer to the door.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09No, I'm not.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Becks! It's my wedding day! Get up, you lazy bitch!
0:02:14 > 0:02:15That's it. You are going out there
0:02:15 > 0:02:17and you are telling her to go back to bed.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Yeah, all right.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Becky! Wake the fuck up.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Becky!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Get up, you silly slag.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Is she awake?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Uh, Shelly, did you open the champagne?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34No, I...
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Who the fuck do you think you are?
0:02:38 > 0:02:39I think she's gone.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Becky. OK.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51The ceremony doesn't start till two.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Who needs...
0:02:55 > 0:02:57..eight hours to get ready?
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Seven hours.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08I reckon she's gone back to bed for a bit,
0:03:08 > 0:03:10realised how early it is.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14PHONE RINGS LOUDLY
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Noooooo!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Right, that's it. Answer the phone.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Come on! Please...
0:03:25 > 0:03:27PHONE CONTINUES RINGING
0:03:27 > 0:03:30SHE GROANS
0:03:36 > 0:03:38SHE YELPS
0:03:39 > 0:03:42SHE GROANS AND HE CHUCKLES
0:03:49 > 0:03:51HE SNIGGERS
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Oh, God, I can smell myself.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01That's a new low.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12How was Paul last night?
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Steve.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25You looking forward to doing your speech?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33I'm just going to keep speaking, so you might as well get up.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Why aren't we like that?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Steve!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Why aren't we like that?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Oh, my God, shut up! What?!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51One - of course you can smell yourself.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52You're a stinky bitch.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Two - Paul was depressing.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56I left him in the pub because he made me want to die.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Three - my best man's speech is fine.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59I got it off the internet.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01And four - why aren't we like what?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Because we're not a pair of fucking arseholes.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09So you're awake, then?
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Yes, I'm awake!
0:05:10 > 0:05:12BANGING
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Beck! Becky. Beck! Becky!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19BANGING AND CALLING CONTINUES
0:05:20 > 0:05:24You are such a knob!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Beck! Wake up, Beck,
0:05:26 > 0:05:28it's my wedding day!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Wake up, Becky, it's Laura's wedding day!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35ALL: Hooray!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Happy wedding day!
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Oh, my God, Becks, look at Shell.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40SHE GIGGLES Oh, my God!
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Steve.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Imagine going to a wedding like that!
0:05:44 > 0:05:45You all right?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Yeah. We think it'll fade.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49She thinks it'll fade.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Try not to laugh. It's ugly.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57You OK, Laura? You sleep OK?
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Um, yeah.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00I was a bit on edge at first, if I'm honest,
0:06:00 > 0:06:02but I had a little wank and slept like a log.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Good.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Let's see your room, then.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12I'm sure there's something we can do about it. Yeah.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14I was saying there must be a cream or something.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Yeah. There must be.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20And anyway, when I'm all dressed up, I don't think anyone will notice.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24BABY GRIZZLES
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Ha! My room's twice as big as yours and it overlooks the car park.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Come on, girls! Time for girly fun!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35You're going to do my toenails.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Paul!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Wake up, Paul, it's your wedding day!
0:06:39 > 0:06:40This is your wife speaking!
0:06:42 > 0:06:46I can hear him snoring. Aww! Aww.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47I love you, Paul, baby!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51See you later, husband!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Could you take this for a sec?
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Thanks.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Great.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08BABY WAILS
0:07:08 > 0:07:11I've got seven hours of that.
0:07:11 > 0:07:11STEVE LAUGHS
0:07:13 > 0:07:15At least you didn't have to go out with Paul last night.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17It was the pits.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19You know, beneath all that crap he gives out,
0:07:19 > 0:07:21when you actually chat to him, when you actually just sit down
0:07:21 > 0:07:22and have a chat with him,
0:07:22 > 0:07:25he's actually really, really boring.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30SHE COOS One minute. I'm trying to wee.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31There's a good girl.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35SHE SNEEZES AND BABY GOES QUIET
0:07:42 > 0:07:45He was telling me how Ryman's get deliveries on a Wednesday.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Seriously, that's a half-hour I'll never get back.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53BABY WHIMPERS
0:07:53 > 0:07:56I had to leave him, I was falling asleep.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03I think I'm coming down with something.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07BABY CONTINUES TO GRIZZLE
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Here. Let me.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Thanks.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Hey! Come on!
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Don't be like that.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22It's Uncle Steve!
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Uncle Steve, Uncle Steve, ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27BABY STARTS TO CRY
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Shall I... Yep.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37I'm going to bed.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Steve, you going to wake my Paul up?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45You're meant to be the best man, remember!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Do you want to be a bit quieter, yeah?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00You should've heard Shelly first thing this morning.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03I thought she was going to kill herself.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Shall we be a bit quieter?
0:09:05 > 0:09:06It's really early.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07I think she did it on purpose.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10At her age you'll do anything to stand out.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12It's seven o'clock, Laur. People are trying to sleep.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Did you get biscuits in your room? Yeah.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Yeah so did I, except mine were shortbread.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Yeah, I think ours were shortbread. Lovely.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19Yeah, but they gave me two of them.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Yeah, I think we got two of them, actually.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23Yeah, but mine were nicer. OK.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Right, everyone! The chief bridesmaid's here!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28She's going to start with a little speech about me and Paul
0:09:28 > 0:09:30while we all get shit-faced! You what?
0:09:30 > 0:09:34ALL: Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Ah, Bianca, I'm sitting there...
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Paul..?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55It's a privilege to be here with Laura on her special morning.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Laura and Paul are just so perfect for each other it's amazing.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02So it's going to be a great day.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05CLAPPING
0:10:05 > 0:10:07What a lovely speech.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Really lovely.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Very moving.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Aww. That's so sweet of you, Becks.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Thank you.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22She's such a cutey, isn't she!
0:10:22 > 0:10:23BOTH: Yeah.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26I'm genuinely touched.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29I'm genuinely, genuinely, really touched.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31I don't deserve it.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33I don't deserve it at all
0:10:33 > 0:10:34but thank you so much.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Anything to add?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Yes... Up you get.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44No answer?
0:10:45 > 0:10:46No. Afraid not.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49It's Steve, isn't it? Yeah. Lee. Yeah.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Yeah. Nice to see you again. Thanks.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Congratulations on your engagement.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Thanks. Thanks very much. It's very exciting. Yeah.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59I used to go out with Becky. No, I know. Yeah.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Me and Becky's dad tried earlier - there's no answer.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Oh, OK.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Well, I'll go see if he's at breakfast.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08It's so nice to meet you again.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10We'll catch up in a bit, yeah? Yeah.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11It's such an exciting day!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16I was going to pop down to my car. Excellent.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20You might want to put on some trousers. Yes.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25..which is why I believe...
0:11:26 > 0:11:30..that Laura and Paul are the perfect couple
0:11:30 > 0:11:32and will be till the day they die.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33I'm not going to die.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Till the day Paul dies.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Thanks, Shell. That was lovely.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46So sophisticated.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Now I've just got...
0:11:49 > 0:11:53BABY STARTS TO WAIL
0:11:54 > 0:11:57I've just got a little something to say thank you for being
0:11:57 > 0:12:01a part of this special day, when I'm marrying the love of my life -
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Paul.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04You didn't have to do that, Laura. I know.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06That's so generous of you. I know it is.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12You waited. Thanks.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Nice jeans.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Oh, thanks. Yes.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16I got them from, erm...
0:12:16 > 0:12:17ASDA.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21Ah! Dan! Lee, this is Dan and Kieran.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Dan's me and Becky's neighbour.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26He goes out with Kieran's mum, Shelly - Shelly Mills.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Oh, you lucky fella.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Thank you very much.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Dan, this is Lee. He used to go out with Becky.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33We were together for four and a half years.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Yeah. Steve's told me all about you.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Has he?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38No.
0:12:38 > 0:12:39Nice to meet you, Dan.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Do you want a biscuit?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Erm, I'm all right.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Yeah, I'm OK, thanks, Dan. I had something before I came out.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Do you want any milk?
0:12:51 > 0:12:52I'm OK, actually.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Yeah, I'm fine, thanks, big guy.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58We're just looking for Paul.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01I'm just heading down to breakfast, see if he's there.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Oh, it's such an exciting day.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11Laura and Paul - they make such a great couple, don't they?
0:13:11 > 0:13:12It's amazing, isn't it, Dan?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Oh, it's really annoying. This lift's actually really slow.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Has Becky ever told you about the time we got stuck in a lift?
0:13:23 > 0:13:24No.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28Each one's got a picture on it of something you hold dear.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Oh, that's lovely. Thanks, Laur.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32That's amazing. It's so clever.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Yeah.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36The things they can do nowadays.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38I've got you an especially big one
0:13:38 > 0:13:40because you're going to do my toenails.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Thanks.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44I've got Laura on mine. What've you got?
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Lovely.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Lee!
0:13:55 > 0:13:56Oh, no! Not you two!
0:13:56 > 0:13:58We heard you were back.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59Yes. They did a bit on Crimewatch.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02I was hoping no-one saw that. You're looking very dapper.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Oh, it's just something I threw on.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Hello. Hi.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08So how was Afghanistan?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Sorry, I thought you all knew each other.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12This is Sue and Dennis, Becky's auntie and uncle.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13This is Dan and Kieran.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Dan goes out with Kieran's mum, Shelly - Shelly Mills. Oh, yeah.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Blimey.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Lucky fella. Dennis..!
0:14:20 > 0:14:21What?
0:14:21 > 0:14:25And this is Steve, he's Paul's best man and Becky's fiance.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Oh, yes. Hello.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Hi! Yes! You've got the bedsit, haven't you?
0:14:30 > 0:14:31Yeah.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Yeah.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Um...
0:14:35 > 0:14:36We, er, we can't find Paul.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Me and him had a bit of a drink last night.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41I left him to it, so I hope he's OK.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47No, but... Seriously - he'll be fine.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49If he's not dead in a ditch!
0:14:50 > 0:14:51I'm joking, I'm joking.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54I know for a fact that Laura and Paul are a great couple
0:14:54 > 0:14:56and this is going to be such a great day.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Thanks.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Auntie Becky is going to take you to see your daddy
0:15:07 > 0:15:10so you can make all the fucking noise you want.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12OK?
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Hey, girls. Don't let Paul come out, Becks!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19I'm not allowed to see him! It's bad luck, Becks!
0:15:20 > 0:15:21OK..!
0:15:21 > 0:15:25Oh, my God, girls! What if I saw Paul before the ceremony?
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Agh!
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Off you go. Right.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Hey, Shelly. What's that?
0:15:36 > 0:15:37No!
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Hey, Becks, don't let him see me! OK!
0:15:42 > 0:15:44THEY CONTINUE GIGGLING
0:15:48 > 0:15:49Paul?
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Well, how drunk was he? What are we talking about?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Was he... He was fine. Honestly!
0:15:54 > 0:15:55I only stayed for one then I left him to it.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57I was exhausted, Sue.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59I think I'm coming down with something.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01You left him alone in a pub the night before his wedding?
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Erm...
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Paul, I've got Laura's key card so I'm going to come in, OK?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Oh, my God, this is so mad! I'm getting married!
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Paul?
0:16:20 > 0:16:24Look, Paul's a big boy. If you know what I mean.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Why are you laughing?
0:16:26 > 0:16:27What part of this do you think is funny?
0:16:29 > 0:16:30OK.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32He's absolutely fine. I promise you.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36He'll be having his breakfast
0:16:36 > 0:16:39and getting all excited about marrying the love of his life.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Oh, no.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48LAURA CONTINUES GIGGLING
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Paul, mate, what's up?
0:16:55 > 0:16:58I'm going to kick this fucking thing until it dies.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Stop kicking it now, Paul.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02This is what happens when you leave him in the pub on his own.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04I didn't think he'd end up like this, did I?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06What did you think? Tell me, Steve, what did you think?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09I thought he needed some time alone. Don't give me this bullshit.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Dennis, mate, come on, let's... Paul...
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Oh, my God! Stay in there! Stay in there, Paul!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20It's bad luck!
0:17:20 > 0:17:23He said he'll take her later. He's about to have a shower.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Shall we go back into the room?
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Did he ask about me?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Yeah. He's so excited about marrying you.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Did you hear that, girls?
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Let's go inside and I'll tell you all about it. Bianca...
0:17:33 > 0:17:35What else did he say?
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Oh, tons. Let's, erm...
0:17:38 > 0:17:39What did he say, Becks? Come on.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45He said that you're the most beautiful thing he's ever seen.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Oh, my God! Go on. Shall we...
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Becks.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52He said that marrying you is going to be
0:17:52 > 0:17:55one of the most fantastic things that he's ever done.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00Oh, my God, I'm welling up.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Yeah, it's amazing. Now let's pop into the room.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Oh, my God, I'm delirious!
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Laura, darling!
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Lorraine! Ah!
0:18:08 > 0:18:11THEY SQUEAL
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Now, these fireworks.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17We're going to have to have them on the back lawn, I'm afraid.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19I know Laura wanted them on the roof
0:18:19 > 0:18:22but that really is a health and safety nightmare.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Oh, thanks. Great.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27That's fine, isn't it, Paul?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29PAUL GRUNTS
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Yep, I think he's happy with that.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40You only need to press it the once. Sorry.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43I'm not sure that's actually suitable for sitting on, Paul. Erm...
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Can I talk to you about the cake? It's just we're not sure...
0:18:46 > 0:18:47GLASS BREAKING
0:18:51 > 0:18:53OK.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Denise, can you send Alan through to the lobby, please?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Denise?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Sorry, Paul, that actually hurts a little bit.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Lorraine's here!
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Hiya, Shelly, darling. Nice tan.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Willy Wonka's downstairs.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11I think he's looking for you.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Don't worry, Shell. I'm only serious.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20Isn't she brilliant?!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Yeah. Shall we go back in?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Looking forward to the mud packs, guys?
0:19:24 > 0:19:27I'll need more than that for your skin, Shelly.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Anyone got a time machine?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Can we go back in the room?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35We don't want you seeing Paul, do we?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37All right, Becky. Don't have a period.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43I'm getting married! Yay!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Wow. Who invited Zippy?
0:20:00 > 0:20:03That's my cousin, Bianca, yet another one of my bridesmaids.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Bianca, this is Lorraine.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07She's the beauty therapist.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09I've got my work cut out with you, haven't I?
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Don't smile in the photos, darling. There's a good girl.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Stick them on the bed, yeah? OK.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22I've saved a place for you at the wedding breakfast
0:20:22 > 0:20:23if you fancied staying.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25I'm all right. I'd really like it if you came.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26I know you would.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28LIFT BELL PINGS
0:20:54 > 0:20:55DOOR SLAMS
0:20:59 > 0:21:00What happened to him?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Hey. I'll just, erm...
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Oh, my God! It's Lee!
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Laura, darling! I've brought you a little something.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20LORRAINE: Is this the stripper?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22THEY CACKLE
0:21:22 > 0:21:23Is this the stripper, Laura?!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee!
0:21:25 > 0:21:28We're going to make Shelly eat out of a bin!
0:21:28 > 0:21:29It was my idea.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30DOOR CLOSES
0:21:30 > 0:21:33I think they prefer him to me...
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Do you reckon?
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Did you have to speak to him much?
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Oh, let me see.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Yes.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41I've had a lovely morning.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44I've met your Uncle Dennis and Auntie Sue - made them hate me.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Wow! And then I got to hear all about the time
0:21:46 > 0:21:48you got stuck in a lift in Paris with Lee.
0:21:48 > 0:21:49No...!
0:21:51 > 0:21:55It was awful. He made us drink wine the whole weekend.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56No Stella? No.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59But you were in France.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03And he made me queue for four hours to see the Mona Lisa.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Shut up... Four. Whole. Hours.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07To see the Mona. Lisa.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Google it. You'll see it straightaway. That's what I said.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14That's nice.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Oof.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Did she get me one?
0:22:17 > 0:22:20So what's happened to Paul? Where did he stay last night?
0:22:20 > 0:22:21Here.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25I just found him outside the front of the hotel, topless,
0:22:25 > 0:22:26kicking a plant.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30I don't know what the word is.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33I went into his room. It hasn't been slept in.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34Really?
0:22:37 > 0:22:42ALL: Bye! Bye, Lee!
0:22:42 > 0:22:44LORRAINE: Bye, Lee! Love you!
0:22:46 > 0:22:49They're having a lovely time, aren't they? Yeah. Yeah.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Good to see you.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Yeah. And you. Yeah.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Bernadette's lovely, isn't she?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Yeah. She's lovely. So peaceful.
0:23:02 > 0:23:03She's great. Yeah.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Lovely baby.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Becks! Time to do my toenails, darling!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Will you bring me the scissors? Yep.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Becks, tell Shelly to eat out of the bin.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31She's having another one of her hissy fits.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34SHELLY: I'm sorry but I'm going to put my foot down about this.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37No, she's such a great baby, isn't she?
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Why did you leave him alone the night before his wedding?
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Well, I didn't think he'd end up like that!
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Precisely, Steve. You didn't think.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Stupid. It's really, really stupid.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51You could've ruined the wedding, mate.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55BABY GRIZZLES
0:23:55 > 0:23:57I'll see you in a bit, yeah?
0:23:57 > 0:23:58Yep.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14They want you to look after Bernadette. Oh, for God's sake.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16How's Jill doing? Can I get her some breakfast?
0:24:16 > 0:24:17No, she'll only bring it back up.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20All right.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23DOOR SHUTS
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Leave it. Come on.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56I was thinking we could, uh,
0:24:56 > 0:24:57get someone to, uh...
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Don't you dare tell anyone about last night. Right.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09You take the stairs. Yep.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31MUSIC: "Boom Bang-A-Bang" by Lulu
0:25:49 > 0:25:50PAUL: What are you doing?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52You can't be here.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55We need to talk. We can't leave it like this, Paul. Come on.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11ALL: Cheesy feet!
0:26:11 > 0:26:13You're going in a limo with Laura
0:26:13 > 0:26:15dressed like a ladyboy.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17You really think you're funny, don't you?
0:26:17 > 0:26:18PAUL: Graham's brought his car.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20He wants me to run away with him.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21Hello, Paul.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23I don't know what I'm going to do.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24Good luck with that. Thanks.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26We're in a limo!
0:26:26 > 0:26:27We're in a limo!
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Faster, faster!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31My car's in the disabled bay out front. OK.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33So I'm going to pop out and start the car.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35In the meantime, you'll need
0:26:35 > 0:26:36to create a diversion
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Take one of my face.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38I've got loads of your face.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Shall we get one with your dad?
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Take one of my face or I'll cry.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44The wedding's ruined. Everything's finished.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45What's going on?
0:26:45 > 0:26:47It's off. It's cancelled.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48Tell everyone to go home.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49I can't believe you, Steve!
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