0:00:03 > 0:00:04This programme contains strong language.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Laura and Paul are perfect for each other. It's amazing.
0:00:07 > 0:00:08So, it's going to be a great day.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10This is Lee who used to go out with Becky.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12We were together four and a half years.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Yeah, Steve told me all about you. Has he? Nah.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17We can't find Paul. Me and him had a bit of a drink last night.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19I left him to it, so I hope he's OK.
0:00:20 > 0:00:25I want to kick this thing until it dies! Stop kicking it now, Paul.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27What happened to Paul?
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Where did he stay last night? Here.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31I went into his room. It hasn't been slept in.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Really?
0:00:33 > 0:00:34You can't be here.
0:00:36 > 0:00:42This programme contains strong language.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45PHONE RINGS
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Hi. 'How's it going?'
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Hmm. You tell me.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57I'm stood in the lobby and I look like a ladyboy.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00What, a sexy one or a sad one?
0:01:00 > 0:01:01'A sad one.'
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Step to your left.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07HE LAUGHS Oh, my God.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09You look amazing. Where are you?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11HE LAUGHS
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Yeah, it's just through there. Have a cool one.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Oh, you've got to pull it.
0:01:23 > 0:01:28Ah, great to see you. Good luck. Thanks for coming. Good luck, mate.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31What did you just say? "Have a cool one."
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Have... Have a cool one? Yeah, have a cool one, have a cool wedding.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38It's my thing I've been telling people. Oh, Jesus.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Shut up. It's friendly, welcoming.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43I'm the best man, I want them to have a cool one.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45SHE LAUGHS
0:01:46 > 0:01:49How's Laura? She's good, yeah,
0:01:49 > 0:01:51she's fine. She's having a cool one.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53HE LAUGHS
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Oh, God, he's here.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Who? He's coming towards you. Who?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Graham. Lovely to see you again. Great weather, isn't it?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Is Paul through there? Yep.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07You've...got to pull it.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Good luck with that. Thanks.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Hello, Graham, nice to see you. Yes.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Hello, Paul.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28How are your new shoes? Killing me...
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Becks! We're doing one on the stairs!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Yeah, I'm coming!
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Well, enjoy your trip in the limo.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40You're funny.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45You're going in a limo with Laura dressed like a ladyboy.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47HE LAUGHS
0:02:49 > 0:02:51You really think you're funny, don't you? Yeah...
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Argh!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57See you later, yeah? That hurt!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Have a cool one. Shut up!
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Shall we go for a kebab?
0:03:29 > 0:03:30All right?
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Steve... Yep, coming.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38All right, Steve? Say hello to the camera.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Hello.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Tell us what you're doing.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Putting my shoe on. Excellent.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Are you zooming in on my face?
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Yeah. Great(!)
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Steve! Yep.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15OK, can all you lovely ladies look as lovely as can be?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Lovely, that's lovely. Very nice. Excellent.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Keep those lovely smiles up. Wonderful. Just one more.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Was Bianca's mouth shut?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Yeah. Was it? Yeah.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26I'll be checking the photos. It was shut.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28OK, big smiles now. Not you.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31After three, everyone say "cheesy feet".
0:04:31 > 0:04:33One, two, three...
0:04:33 > 0:04:35ALL: Cheesy feet!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39THEY LAUGH
0:04:39 > 0:04:39Lovely.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Are we done?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Graham, these are our ushers.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Paul's old, old friend Keith...
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Oi, less of the old!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Paul's brother Ian.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Different dad, so half brothers, technically.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Not that it matters.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01This is Paul's friend Graham from the gym.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02He's one of our witnesses today.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04He works for the council.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Not quite, Paul. I'm a local councillor.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Councillor, yeah, so you work for the council.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Do we have to go through this again?
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Steve, would you like me to attach your corsage? OK.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Oi, I was just telling Ian how you met Laura.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Oh, good, yes, took her to Pizza Express. No expense spared(!)
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Where did you go after that, Paul? A Wetherspoon's?
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Yeah.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33I've actually done a spot of canvassing
0:05:33 > 0:05:35for the Liberal Democrats in my time.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Oh, have you? How interesting.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Ah! Sorry.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Graham's brought his car. He wants me to run away with him.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45You are joking.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Ah! Sorry. I'll do it myself.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51I don't know what I'm going to do.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Dad!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Lukey! Come and look at this. All right, mate?
0:06:02 > 0:06:03It actually goes on the lapel.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05This bit.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I know what a lapel is.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Thanks, girls. That's lovely.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Is that in black and white? Yep.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16It's a bit more sophisticated, isn't it, Becks? Black and white?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19It's a bit more sophisticated. Yeah.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23It means clever or old. No, I know what it means.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Next, my little man,
0:06:24 > 0:06:27I'd like a picture of Shelly here doing a handstand...
0:06:27 > 0:06:29CAR HORN BEEPS The Limo's here!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31THEY SHRIEK
0:06:31 > 0:06:33BECKY FORCES SCREAM
0:06:43 > 0:06:46That's not entirely true. I'm actually a local councillor.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Oh, how interesting.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50Paul, shall we...?
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Sorry, Lee, Nigel said you might have the rings. Yeah.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Great, thank you, Lee. Don't worry, Paul.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Don't plan to lose these before the wedding.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Maybe after a few drinks, later, but not yet.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04THEY CHUCKLE
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Got the mother of the bride keeping her eye on me!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Don't worry, Jill, you can trust me.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14I'm going to be family soon. OK.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Seriously, you can trust me, I'm not going to put them on eBay
0:07:16 > 0:07:18and run away!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Do you mind? Sorry. Sorry.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22No, it just hurts.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Sorry.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28I'm just going to... Of course.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Lee, Mary wants a photo with you.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36What, of my ugly mug? THEY CHUCKLE
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Paul...
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Paul, could I have a word?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Of course.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Did you film that bit with Becky's mum? Yep.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Perfect(!)
0:08:15 > 0:08:18PHONE RINGS
0:08:18 > 0:08:20DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Hi! 'Hi.'
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Sorry, we're in the limo.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29We're in the limo! We're in the limo!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Are you all right? Paul's a mess.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Don't know what...
0:08:33 > 0:08:35I can't hear you, you're breaking up.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39I said...Paul's a mess.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Dave, are you there? Becky?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Can you hear me? Becks?
0:08:43 > 0:08:44I can't hear you, Steve.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46I've got...I've got four bars.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49She can't hear you, Steve!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Steve, she can't hear you!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Becks, can you hear me?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Can you turn the music down?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58MUSIC VOLUME INCREASES
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Can you turn the music down, Laur?
0:09:01 > 0:09:05MUSIC VOLUME INCREASES
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Becky? Can you hear me? I've...
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Steve, I can't hear you. I'm hanging up now.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Sorry, bye.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Yay!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Are you all right?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19I just keep being sick.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Oh, God.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23We went to a discotheque last night,
0:09:23 > 0:09:25and Laura was making me drink this...
0:09:27 > 0:09:30It was this bright green liquid and it tasted of...
0:09:32 > 0:09:33She made me have eight of them.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Oh, hello.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Welcome, welcome, welcome. It's just through there. Have a cool one.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Thank you.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Have you been saying that to everyone?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Oh, it's going to be the perfect weather for the photographs.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Would you excuse me? Yeah, of course.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Faster, faster, faster! Oi! Dangerous!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07You do not behave like that in a limo.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Do you think you've had enough? We're in a limo.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Is this your reading? Oh, no, don't.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Oh, she's written me a poem.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Oh, dear, Shell. This is so trite.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Maybe you should wait to hear it in the ceremony.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Friendship. Love and friendship.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38SHE LAUGHS
0:10:38 > 0:10:42We're in a limo! Faster, faster!
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Sunroof!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Yes, that's all correct.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51So, that's the marriage certificate, is it? Yes.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Do you want to sit down? No, I'm all right.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56It's a binding contract of the pledge you will make today,
0:10:56 > 0:11:00to love, honour and obey Laura until the day you die.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04I might sit down, actually.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Love is a wonderful thing, isn't it? Yes, it's fabulous.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13But I always tell people, marriage isn't just flowers and romance.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15It does need to be nurtured.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18I'm going to nurture the fuck out of it.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20Good.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Excuse me.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Dan.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47I'm in a limo! Look at me! I'm in a limo!
0:11:47 > 0:11:51I'm getting married and I'm in a limo! Woo!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Hello! I'm in a limo!
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Hello! Hello!
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Hello!
0:11:57 > 0:12:01Hello! Fuck you, you ugly fucking bitch!
0:12:01 > 0:12:05I'm in a limo and you're an old, ugly fucking whore!
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Yeah, so fuck you!
0:12:07 > 0:12:13Yeah, fuck yourself! I'm in a limo! Woo!
0:12:14 > 0:12:17These are your wedding rings, mate.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19That's what today's all about.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Not Graham.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23He's right.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26Thanks. No problem.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Graham is...
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Well, he's just a very nice man, who cares about you a lot.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Yeah. Yeah, he does care about me.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Yeah. Dan. Sorry.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43But you've got to do what you think's right.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47It's a big day, and you've got to make a decision and stick to it.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Yeah. Yeah?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Yeah, I've got to make a decision. Yeah.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55It's like... I had to make this decision once.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57I saw this telly in a skip.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58And I just think... Fuck it.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Paul!
0:13:08 > 0:13:10TOILET FLUSHES Paul.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11I've made my decision.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Paul, come and have a photo. Come on, get in the middle, Paul.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Don't be shy. Room for a little one.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Lovely. And after three, if you could all say "cheesy feet".
0:13:32 > 0:13:34One, two, three...
0:13:34 > 0:13:35ALL: Cheesy feet.
0:13:37 > 0:13:38One more.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Cheesy feet...
0:13:40 > 0:13:42ALL: Cheesy feet!
0:13:46 > 0:13:48PHONE RINGS We're back in the hotel.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Oh, my God! I think I'm going to be sick.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Should we rub her back or something? Don't you dare!
0:13:52 > 0:13:56Oh, my God! We're here! My God, my God, my God!
0:13:56 > 0:13:59PHONE CONTINUES TO RING
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Hi, it's me. Call me back, yeah?
0:14:07 > 0:14:11You're not going to believe what's just happened.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Good afternoon, sir.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15PHONE RINGS
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Hello, Cedarhill Hotel, Melanie speaking. How can I help you?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45CAR PULLS UP OUTSIDE
0:14:45 > 0:14:46Woo! Oh, my God!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48We're here!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50We're here! We're here!
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Take a picture of me!
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Oh, my God, girls! I'm getting married!
0:14:58 > 0:15:00THEY SCREAM
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Oh, thank God for that.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09Get your hands off me.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Take one of my face. I've got loads of your face.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Shall we get one with your dad?
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Take one of my face or I'll cry.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19OK.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Big smiles! Lovely. Very nice.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Lovely. Oi, Dad?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Stand there and look proud. Put your feet together. Yes.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46After three, I want you to say "cheesy feet". OK.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48One, two, three...
0:15:48 > 0:15:50BOTH: Cheesy feet!
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Would you like to come through, madam? Lee!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56We've just been in a limo! God, that's amazing.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59You look stunning, darling. You all look stunning. Especially Nigel.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Careful!
0:16:02 > 0:16:04THEY LAUGH
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Paul, what did you do that for? We're getting out of here, Steve.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13I've made my decision. Quiet, Paul.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16People are looking. Don't tell me what to do.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18I'm not telling you what to do, Paul, I'm advising you.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20You're telling me.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Look it up in the dictionary, Paul. There is a difference between...
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Don't mind me. Act normal, I'm not here.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Hi, I'm Laura, and welcome to my wedding.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37This is Shelly. You look great.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40I like you with a bit of make-up on. Thanks.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43How was the limo? Yeah, it was good.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46We just drove round the car park, but Laura had a nice time.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Great, great...
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Bianca's shot up, ain't she?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Wave, Becks.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57And this is Bianca.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01Hi, I'm a bridesmaid at Laura's wedding, and it's a privilege...
0:17:01 > 0:17:03What do you think you're doing?
0:17:03 > 0:17:06I was going to say, we should grab a coffee some time,
0:17:06 > 0:17:07catch up. Yeah...
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Your dad was saying you... Becks.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11Excuse me.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15Lee!
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Oh, no, not you, you bunch of reprobates!
0:17:20 > 0:17:23My car's in the disabled bay out front. His back's poorly.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25They give him a badge. OK.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27So I'm going to pop out and start the car.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30In the meantime, you'll need to create a diversion. How?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32You're going to pretend to have a heart attack.
0:17:32 > 0:17:37Paul! You're going to pretend to have a fucking heart attack.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40She's here, Paul. Oh, good!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Hey, Nigel...
0:17:49 > 0:17:51is Becky around?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Why, what have you done?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Everyone thinks I'm hot, don't they? Yeah, of course they do.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57You look amazing.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Do you want some whisky? I'm all right.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Have some whisky, Becks. It'll knock the edges off.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06I'm fine.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09OK, then.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11I can't believe I'm going to marry my Pauly!
0:18:11 > 0:18:14I know! It's going to be such an amazing day. Yeah.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18I can't wait for the fireworks display. It's going to be amazing.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Definitely.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Would you mind closing your eyes while I piss?
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Sure.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Steve, where are the rings? I honestly don't know. I...
0:18:28 > 0:18:30So, you've lost them.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33No. No, he hasn't lost them. Thank you.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34They got flushed down the loo.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37SHE GASPS Dan.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Who flushed them down the loo?
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Um... Who flushed them down the fucking loo?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48I did. Hello, everyone.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52Excuse us, sorry, I've got to get something from Graham's car. Sorry.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53What?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Paul, I'm afraid we've got some bad news.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Bad news?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Oh, no. Don't get too upset, Paul.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02I won't.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04It's just a little bit of a hiccup.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Oh, dear... What is it?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Steve's flushed the rings down the loo.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17What did you do that for?!
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Which is why there has never been two humans who loved each other
0:19:22 > 0:19:23like Paul and I.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Yes, I know.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28I'm going to put us on Wikipedia.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Right, I've finished, Becks. I'd better give it a wipe.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Yes.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40You've ruined the happiest day of my life.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Nothing's ruined, Paul. Yes, it is. The wedding's ruined.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Everything's finished. We can't go ahead with it now.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48I won't do that to my Laura.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50She's the love of my life. Come on, Graham.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Nothing's ruined, Paul. It can still go ahead!
0:19:52 > 0:19:56Right, it's off. It's cancelled. Tell everyone to go home.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59I'm not getting married without the rings. Paul, calm down.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02I can't believe you, Steve. You've broken my heart.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05What's happened? What's going on?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09I've lost the rings.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12So, unfortunately, we're going to have to cancel the wedding.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Sorry, everyone. Steve!
0:20:14 > 0:20:15He flushed them down the toilet.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Would someone tell the registrar. I've got to...
0:20:18 > 0:20:20How did you flush them down the bloody toilet?! All right, Jill.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22That's enough.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25The point is, we have to cancel the wedding, so me and Graham...
0:20:25 > 0:20:28It's all right, Paul, calm down, mate. Come on...
0:20:28 > 0:20:30I thought something like this might happen.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33What do you mean? Oh! I did. I knew it.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38How long did it take you to lose the pouch? 20 minutes?
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Take Paul up the front, yeah? Try not to lose him on the way.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46But I need to get something from Graham's car.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Steve?
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Come on, Paul.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Are you going to come with me?
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Of course.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Thanks for that, Lee. Oh, no worries.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Yeah, thanks, Lee. Seriously, it's fine. Lucky I was here. Yeah!
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Well, you see...
0:21:17 > 0:21:19See what I mean about Steve?
0:21:19 > 0:21:21He's Becky's fiance.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25What a romantic proposal that was(!) Jill! He asked her in his flat.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29No? Yeah.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37Soap.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Bit more.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Bit less.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50OK, then.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58You look really lovely, Laur. Aw, thanks, Becks.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01That's really big of you. Help yourself to whisky.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07HAND DRYER WHIRRS
0:22:23 > 0:22:25HAND DRYER WHIRRS
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Have you seen those Dyson ones?
0:22:28 > 0:22:31We're going to get one in our new house. Lovely.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Have some whisky.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36I'm fine. It's my wedding day. Have a drink with me.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39I'm fine. I know you didn't drink last night.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43Yes, I did. I watched you.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44And I watched you today.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47You haven't been drinking, Becks.
0:22:48 > 0:22:54Well, I don't want to be drunk for the ceremony. Hmm...
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Such a special day.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00You'd better not be fucking pregnant.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Don't say anything to anyone, because I haven't told Steve yet.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14I was going to plan a... special surprise for him in the flat.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18You're so fucking jealous of me, aren't you?
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Just because, when it's your wedding, you won't be able to afford a limo.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48You know you were a mistake, don't you?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Mum told me.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51This isn't... Shut it.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56How long have you been planning this?
0:23:56 > 0:23:58It wasn't planned.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03HAND DRYER WHIRRS
0:24:20 > 0:24:24# Come closer, come closer and listen
0:24:24 > 0:24:27# The beat of my heart keeps on missing
0:24:27 > 0:24:31# I notice it most when we're kissing
0:24:31 > 0:24:35# Come closer and love me tonight
0:24:35 > 0:24:37# That's right
0:24:37 > 0:24:40# Come closer and cuddle me tight. #
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Will you all please stand for the bride?
0:24:53 > 0:24:56# My heart goes boom-bang-a-bang Boom-bang-a-bang
0:24:56 > 0:24:58# When you are near... #
0:24:58 > 0:25:02I am now required by law to ask anyone here present, who knows
0:25:02 > 0:25:06a reason why these persons may not lawfully marry, to declare it now.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11It looks like you got away with that one.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12LAUGHTER
0:25:12 > 0:25:15What the fuck does that mean? It was a joke.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18I'm not paying you to make jokes. OK.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Just do your fucking job.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23# ..Boom-bang-a-bang-bang close to you
0:25:30 > 0:25:33# Your smile is so warm and inviting
0:25:33 > 0:25:38# The thought of your kiss is exciting
0:25:38 > 0:25:40# So hold me
0:25:40 > 0:25:42# And don't keep me waiting
0:25:42 > 0:25:45# Come closer and love me tonight
0:25:46 > 0:25:48# That's right
0:25:48 > 0:25:51# Come closer and cuddle me tight
0:25:51 > 0:25:54# My heart goes boom-bang-a-bang Boom-bang-a-bang
0:25:54 > 0:25:56# When you are near
0:25:56 > 0:26:00# Boom-bang-a-bang, boom-bang-a-bang Loud in my ear
0:26:00 > 0:26:02# Pounding away pounding away
0:26:02 > 0:26:04# Won't you be mine?
0:26:04 > 0:26:07# Boom-bang-a-bang I love you. #