0:00:22 > 0:00:26# No pain, no fight, just excitation
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# All through the night It's a celebration
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Yeah, whoa
0:00:35 > 0:00:36# Give us your hands
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# Give us your heart
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# There's only one direction
0:00:43 > 0:00:46# One world and one nation
0:00:47 > 0:00:50# On television
0:00:50 > 0:00:52# One head, won't stop
0:00:52 > 0:00:55# One day, just gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme
0:00:55 > 0:00:57# Fried chicken, oh, yeah! #
0:00:57 > 0:01:00APPLAUSE
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Good evening.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10And welcome to I Love My Country.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Not just the title of the show, but a statement of fact.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Tonight we're going to generate more national pride and excitement
0:01:17 > 0:01:20than Brian May rocking out on the roof of Buckingham Palace.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21So here, to whip us into a fervour,
0:01:21 > 0:01:24please go gaga for the I Love My Country house band,
0:01:24 > 0:01:27led by the fabulous Jamelia.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30# One day, one style, one day
0:01:30 > 0:01:32# Just gimme, gimme, gimme
0:01:32 > 0:01:34# Oh, yeah!
0:01:34 > 0:01:35# Woo! #
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Tonight we'll be putting our teams' Britishness to the test
0:01:42 > 0:01:45and leading them in this quest for victory are our two team captains,
0:01:45 > 0:01:47chirpier than Trafalgar Square pigeons
0:01:47 > 0:01:49and hoping to pull off a coup,
0:01:49 > 0:01:51it's Frank Skinner and Micky Flanagan.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54APPLAUSE
0:01:58 > 0:02:00On Micky's team tonight,
0:02:00 > 0:02:03it's Fat Boy from EastEnders - Ricky Norwood.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05APPLAUSE
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Call the Midwife, it's Helen George.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11And star of Saturday Kitchen,
0:02:11 > 0:02:13the very dishy James Martin.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15That's Micky's team.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17APPLAUSE
0:02:17 > 0:02:19While on Frank's side this evening,
0:02:19 > 0:02:22setting pulses racing is Casualty's Charlotte Salt.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24APPLAUSE
0:02:24 > 0:02:27It's Miranda's favourite co-star, Tom Ellis.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29APPLAUSE
0:02:29 > 0:02:32And the toast of BBC Breakfast,
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Susanna Reid. That's Frank's team.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37APPLAUSE
0:02:39 > 0:02:42I'm not going to do any "salt" jokes tonight.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I imagine you've had that your whole life, have you?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46No. Never, never.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Especially with my initials being C Salt.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Yeah, it's even worse, isn't it? - Yes, yes.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52What if you were in a rock band?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57People say, "Oh, where's Charlotte Salt?"
0:02:57 > 0:02:59"Have you looked in the cellar?" Do you ever get that one?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02I don't know anyone that funny.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03No.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05You do now.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08No - that's lovely.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I'm sure anyway you're a strong, independent woman,
0:03:11 > 0:03:13you'll take it all with a pinch of... Anyway!
0:03:13 > 0:03:15LAUGHTER
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Now, behind each of our teams tonight are their loyal supporters,
0:03:19 > 0:03:22who are going to clap, cheer and sing their teams to victory,
0:03:22 > 0:03:25and the stakes couldn't be higher, as the prize up for grabs
0:03:25 > 0:03:27is the Holy Grail of showbiz,
0:03:27 > 0:03:30the coveted I Love My Country commemorative plate.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:03:39 > 0:03:41They all want it.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44All right, we're going to get the plate, don't worry.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Let's get cracking then with tonight's first round,
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Celebrity SatNav, and our teams will identify a UK place name
0:03:51 > 0:03:54and then I'll ask them to find it on our I Love My Country map.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Tonight they'll be pinpointing the place names with this...
0:03:58 > 0:03:59FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:03 > 0:04:05ALL GASP
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Oh, Tiffany, thank you. You've excelled yourself tonight.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11The classic Yorkshire pudding.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13I thought it was a dead tortoise.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18I'm a Yorkshire lass, James.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Yeah.- And I think, you know, a bad Yorkshire pudding,
0:04:21 > 0:04:23don't put it anywhere near my plate.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25That's what we call in Yorkshire a canape.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31On that subject, because when I watch Gordon Ramsay on telly
0:04:31 > 0:04:33sometimes, why is he so angry?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Is it, do you think, because he's ended up doing a lady's job?
0:04:45 > 0:04:46I don't mean that.
0:04:46 > 0:04:51That is a ridiculous statement to make in modern urban Britain,
0:04:51 > 0:04:54because most women can't cook nowadays anyway.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03OK, do you want to know how this works?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Well, letters are going to appear on the screen.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07I want you to buzz in when you think you know
0:05:07 > 0:05:09the UK location being spelt out.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12So let's see where our satnav is taking us first.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16BUZZER
0:05:16 > 0:05:18- Micky.- Peterborough.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19It is indeed Peterborough.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22APPLAUSE
0:05:26 > 0:05:28That's one point, Micky, but for two extra points,
0:05:28 > 0:05:32come and put the Yorkshire pudding where you think Peterborough is, OK?
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- Anyone from Peterborough in?- Your team and your supporters
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- can help you.- Can you help me? Or are you just an attention seeker?
0:05:40 > 0:05:41MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:42 > 0:05:44A little bit higher.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Higher.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47No, this way to us.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Higher!
0:05:48 > 0:05:49A bit further that way.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50MUSIC STOPS
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Stop, Micky!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- A bit further.- No, the music's stopped. Leave the pudding.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Leave the pudding.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03What's the matter?
0:06:03 > 0:06:04It's in the wrong place.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Oh, thank you, pet.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10You put it in the wrong place!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12It's kind of how this show operates.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17False sense of security, that's all that is.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19We're just letting you feel good for now.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21CHEERING
0:06:21 > 0:06:23I like it when, just when you talk like that,
0:06:23 > 0:06:25you're still doing that with your hands.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28It's what happens. It's the energy, man. It's the flow, the hype.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31I can feel it and I haven't felt energy since the '90s.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I'm going to plug myself into him a bit later.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Shall we see if it's in the right place?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Let's do that.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Let's have a little look. - Here we go.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50HORN BLARES
0:06:52 > 0:06:53You're right. It was funny.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Well, it's an early start.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02OK, let's have a little look at where we're going next.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08BUZZER
0:07:08 > 0:07:10- Frank?- Is it Lisburn?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12It is Lisburn.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14CHEERING
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Put that Yorkshire pudding on the map where Lisburn is
0:07:20 > 0:07:22and remember, laugh really loud if he gets it wrong.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24It's so funny.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26OK - on you go.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27MUSIC STARTS
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Somewhere about here.- There.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Left! Left!
0:07:36 > 0:07:37MUSIC STOPS
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Come away from the pudding.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43What do you reckon? What do you reckon?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45You reckon he's got it right?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47AUDIENCE: Yeah.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50OK, let's see if, for an extra two points, you have it right.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52HORN BLARES
0:07:52 > 0:07:54APPLAUSE
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Yeah, but I got the right - I got the grassy knoll.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Let's get ready then for our final destination.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21BUZZER
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Frank. - Is it Lickey End?
0:08:26 > 0:08:27It is Lickey End.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29APPLAUSE
0:08:33 > 0:08:38I've no idea. You see, there's a Lickey Hills near Birmingham.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39I wonder if that could be somehow...
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Yeah, down the hill - could be the end.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45Go find Lickey End. On you go.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46MUSIC STARTS
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Good luck, Frank.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52DROWNED OUT BY SHOUTING
0:08:52 > 0:08:53North!
0:08:56 > 0:08:57MUSIC STOPS
0:08:57 > 0:09:00You were going on the theory that it was near Lickey Hill, yeah?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Yeah, but I think I've missed Birmingham by a...
0:09:04 > 0:09:06This reminds me of my drinking days.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Wake up in Luton.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Let's see if you're close to Lickey End, shall we?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- It's by my house - sorry.- You've just remembered that, Jamelia?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24No, no, no - I did say earlier that it's by my house,
0:09:24 > 0:09:26but not - I was talking to the band.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28But it's right by my house, that is.
0:09:28 > 0:09:33To be honest, "It's by your house," wasn't that helpful a clue.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36I'm not allowed to help you, Frank, so I was just talking to the...
0:09:36 > 0:09:38That would not have helped me.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41In case you haven't noticed, your house is not marked on the map.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45After that savoury stroll around the country,
0:09:45 > 0:09:47it's time to check the scores.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51And I can tell you that Micky's team have just the one point.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Frank's team have two points.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57CHEERING
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Now, what do Rastamouse and Match Of The Day have in common?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07No, it's not stars with big ears.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Sorry, Rastamouse. - Can you not say that?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Charlotte used to go out with Gary Lineker.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18She didn't, but it would be a great headline.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I was going with that.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22The headline would have been Salt and Lineker.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:10:30 > 0:10:33The tabloids are desperate for Charlotte to take
0:10:33 > 0:10:35a part in Peppa Pig.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41I'm sorry - I promised I wouldn't do this.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Now, Jamelia and the band will play three British TV theme tunes.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47All our teams have to do is buzz in when they think
0:10:47 > 0:10:50they can name all three of them.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53But beware, teams, if you buzz in and the answer is wrong,
0:10:53 > 0:10:56the points automatically go over to the other side, OK?
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Yes, indeed. Jamelia, take it away.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02MUSIC STARTS
0:11:05 > 0:11:09# I'll wait by the window for you
0:11:13 > 0:11:16# I'll wait by the window... #
0:11:22 > 0:11:24OK, brilliant.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Get the next one.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31# God bless Hooky Street... #
0:11:31 > 0:11:33BUZZER
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Whoa, Frank.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38We think it was Gavin and Stacey.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41CHEERING
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Followed by Challenge Anneka.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46And finally, it was Only Fools And Horses.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Yeah, that's all three correct.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49All the points go to Frank's team.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:11:51 > 0:11:54My team! My team! My team!
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Of course, Only Fools And Horses was famously set in Peckham.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Micky, you're a Peckham boy, aren't you?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Peckham? You're having a laugh, aren't you?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I did end up living in Peckham
0:12:04 > 0:12:08because the East End was getting too, you know, too, too nice for me.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10How lovely is the jubbly round there then?
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Do you know what a jubbly is?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13I've no idea.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Yeah, well, then you... I'm not telling you.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19- Go on - tell me.- It's a frozen thing that you used to buy...- Oh, yeah!
0:12:19 > 0:12:21And the bloke in the shop, he would cut the top off and
0:12:21 > 0:12:23you'd walk out really pleased with yourself,
0:12:23 > 0:12:25give it a squeeze, and it would fly into the...
0:12:25 > 0:12:28fly into the gutter and you'd be walking home like that.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31There's nothing more sad than a man who's dropped his jubbly.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36That could be the new street walk for the kids. Yeah.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39And start every one with two twos.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41With a little hand like this.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Two twos, blood, I don't even need to talk to you.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Two twos and this little arm and you're winning.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48That's it. Right, let me give it a little try.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Right go for it, go for it, go for it.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Two twos to you, man.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53Well done, blud!
0:12:53 > 0:12:56CHEERING
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Now, celebrities usually love seeing their faces on TV,
0:13:02 > 0:13:05although not quite in this round. It's called Great Britons.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07We've fused two pictures of famous people together
0:13:07 > 0:13:11and our teams' job is to identify the two British celebrities.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13For example - who's this?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Oh, that's me on a bad day.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- Who is it? - Susanna and Tom.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Yes, it is.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25It's Tom and Susanna. Look at that.
0:13:26 > 0:13:31Tom, I'm told that a woman had a photograph taken with you,
0:13:31 > 0:13:34with her boyfriend taking the photo and she said,
0:13:34 > 0:13:35"Do you mind if I lick your face?"
0:13:37 > 0:13:38Yes, I'm sorry about that, Frank.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43I wasn't going to name and shame.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46I was looking at Susanna. Imagine if you put the news on in the morning
0:13:46 > 0:13:48and she was sitting there like that.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Blimey, she didn't get home.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55She went straight into the studio.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58OK, you get the idea. That's how it works.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00So, Frank, your team are going to go first.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03I want you to tell me the two faces we've mixed up here.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Is it Robbie Williams and...?
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Yeah, definitely.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09It looks like Les Dawson.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12It's a woman - and Robbie Williams.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14I think it might be Jessie J.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Really?
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Yeah, it just came to me then, you know kind of um...
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Do we think Jessie J?
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Yeah. I think so, yeah.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24OK, so, we're going to go with Robbie Williams, Jessie J.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27OK, let's have a look and see if you're right.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Yes!
0:14:28 > 0:14:30APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:14:33 > 0:14:35OK...
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Micky's mob - let's have a little look.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40It's my granddad.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Winston Churchill and Ann Widdecombe, you reckon?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Yeah. - OK, let's crack on.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48Yeah, really? You got it?
0:14:48 > 0:14:50- Ann Widdecombe...- Yeah, OK.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- ..and Winston Churchill. - OK. Well, let's see if you're right.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Is that Ann Widdecombe, or is it Eddie Izzard?
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Frank - have a look at this.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Ooh. That's... Isn't that...? Is it Noel Fielding's nose?
0:15:13 > 0:15:17It's like Prince Andrew's mouth or one of the Eugenie or Beatrice.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21I think Eugenie, because Beatrice's hair is a bit redder.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22It's not Sharon Osbourne?
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Yeah. Oh, what about Helena Bonham...? No, it's not.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Oh! Oh!
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Because it's big and crazy.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Oh! Oh!- I think you're absolutely spot-on.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Did I maybe get something right?
0:15:34 > 0:15:35I think you might be right.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37- I think...- Cos the ringlets...
0:15:37 > 0:15:40We think it could be Noel Fielding and Helena Bonham-Carter.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Shall we have a little look and see if you're right?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Yes!
0:15:45 > 0:15:48APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Good.- Well done. That was great.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56OK, onto you, Micky.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Who are these two?
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Oh, er, we know it's Hugh Grant...
0:16:02 > 0:16:07I think the lips might be Kate Middleton, no?
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- Yes, it's Pippa Middleton. - Pippa?
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Would we be disrespectful to have a...?
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Oh, my God.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Pippa Middleton...
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- and Hugh Grant.- Let's go for it. Let's do it. Shall we do it?
0:16:20 > 0:16:21Pippa Middleton and Hugh Grant.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Let's have a look...- Come on. - ..and see if you've got two points.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Come on...
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Yes!
0:16:26 > 0:16:29APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:16:33 > 0:16:34And what a coincidence,
0:16:34 > 0:16:38because Charlotte used to go out with Pippa Middleton.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40It was Salt and Pippa.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41GROANING
0:16:42 > 0:16:44You started quite high, now...
0:16:44 > 0:16:47I'm thinking on my feet here.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Frank, you really are grinding a lot of laughs, mate.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Ask him to leave it on the table, Salt. OK.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56GROANING
0:16:56 > 0:16:58I mean that's just rubbing salt into the...
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Some of these jokes are just so "poor".
0:17:02 > 0:17:03Pour?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Pour the salt.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Oh, come on!
0:17:09 > 0:17:10APPLAUSE
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Frank, it's your final pair. Have a little look at this.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Oh, gosh.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21What's the lady off, um, Britain's Got Talent?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Amanda Holden?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Oh, yes. It's Amanda Holden's hair and shoulders.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Is it? But then her roots are a bit dark.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- It's Helen, isn't it? - Could it be Helen?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31It's Helen. It is Helen, because look at the eyes!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Oh, it could be. Oh, hello.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Oh, yeah!
0:17:35 > 0:17:37- Is that James and Helen? - It is.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40We're going to go for James and Helen.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42James and Helen.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44OK, let's have a look and see if you're right.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Yeah.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Take comfort in the fact that if you ever do have children,
0:17:56 > 0:17:58it will look like Amanda Holden, so there you go.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59Have you ever been at a pregnancy?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01At a real pregnancy?
0:18:01 > 0:18:02Yeah, have you had a baby?
0:18:02 > 0:18:03No, I haven't had a baby. No.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04- It's horrible.- Is it?
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- Yeah.- Have you?
0:18:06 > 0:18:09My wife, when she was giving birth, I couldn't even talk to her.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Did you go down that end, or...?
0:18:11 > 0:18:12No, I was in Thailand and...
0:18:12 > 0:18:14LAUGHTER
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Now, Micky's team - your final pair.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Let's have a little look at these.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Oh, that's Ed Sheeran.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31It's Annie Lennox. Is that Annie Lennox?
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- Annie Lennox... - Is that Annie Lennox and Ed Sheeran?
0:18:34 > 0:18:36I think you've about cracked it straightaway.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Yeah.- Ed Sheeran and Annie Lennox.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Ed Sheeran and Annie Lennox, you think.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Let's have a little look.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Did you say Annie?
0:18:52 > 0:18:54At the end of that round,
0:18:54 > 0:18:56and let's have a look at what it's done to the scores.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59I can tell you Micky is now on seven points.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Come on!
0:19:01 > 0:19:05Frank's team are on 11 points.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:19:13 > 0:19:15OK, it's time now for some more music.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Teams, buzz in when you think you know both the artist
0:19:18 > 0:19:21and the title of this great British anthem.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Remember if you get either wrong, the points will automatically
0:19:24 > 0:19:26go to the other side, so do not buzz in too soon.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28TUNE PLAYS
0:19:35 > 0:19:37BUZZER
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Tom.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40All You Need Is Love by The Beatles.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Too slow, weren't it?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52I don't want to cause controversy.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54- Yeah. - But wasn't that a bit slow, band?
0:19:56 > 0:19:58It sounded like the start of Steptoe And Son.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02You know what? Shall we have it again?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Only this time, of course, The Beatles' classic
0:20:05 > 0:20:08will become a sing along and all of you can join in as well.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09CHEERING
0:20:09 > 0:20:11And Jamelia will award a bonus point
0:20:11 > 0:20:13for supporters who sing along the best.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15And could I go, "Harold, Harold"?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21We could bring that back, Micky, you know that, do you?
0:20:21 > 0:20:22I'll play the horse.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Jamelia - take it away.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Jamelia, they're crying out for your love.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16OK, I think Frank's team did fantastically,
0:21:16 > 0:21:17but there are so many people...
0:21:17 > 0:21:19What?
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Hey, hey, hey - leave Jamelia alone. Leave her alone.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26It could be the old "double but", couldn't it?
0:21:26 > 0:21:28It could be, but...and then, but...?
0:21:28 > 0:21:30We don't know where you're going still, do we?
0:21:30 > 0:21:31No. But you know what?
0:21:31 > 0:21:34I'm a bit, I'm a bit upset that they cheered before I gave them
0:21:34 > 0:21:36the points, so I'm giving it to Frank.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Wait, wait, wait. You know what?
0:21:45 > 0:21:48AUDIENCE CHANTS
0:21:49 > 0:21:51You know what?
0:21:52 > 0:21:55One minute, one minute, one minute, one minute!
0:21:55 > 0:21:58They booed Jamelia when they thought you were going to give it to us.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01If you want to be like that, if you want friends like that, Jamelia,
0:22:01 > 0:22:04OK, baby, I didn't know where you were from,
0:22:04 > 0:22:07but I understand where you're at, you know what I mean? OK.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10You know what? Fat Boy just called me baby, so I'm giving it to Micky.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:22:20 > 0:22:24Hard luck, but, hey, you know what you've got to do next time.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Election night would be a lot more exciting
0:22:27 > 0:22:29if Jamelia was running the country.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Now, us Brits love a good old shindig
0:22:34 > 0:22:36and tonight we're going to honour that tradition.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39So, without further ado, let's play the party game.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:22:43 > 0:22:44# Let's just go with the flow
0:22:44 > 0:22:47# We've been working all week
0:22:47 > 0:22:48# Tomorrow doesn't matter
0:22:48 > 0:22:50# When you're moving your feet
0:22:50 > 0:22:53# It's all about tonight. #
0:22:53 > 0:22:56I love sitting down dancing.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Yeah.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Everyone having a great time.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01This is the best party I've ever been to.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Oh, Susanna, hey.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04It's brilliant.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07The thing is, Charlotte, about that there present,
0:23:07 > 0:23:11in three minutes and 12 seconds that lovely looking pressie
0:23:11 > 0:23:12will self-destruct.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14It's like Mission: Impossible.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16I'm going to ask a series of questions.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Get it right and you pass the present on.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Get it wrong and you keep hold of it.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24The team in possession when it explodes will get no points,
0:23:24 > 0:23:27leaving all the points that have been earned throughout
0:23:27 > 0:23:30the game to go to the other side.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31AUDIENCE: Woo-oo!
0:23:31 > 0:23:35This has suddenly become the worst party I've ever been to.
0:23:35 > 0:23:36Let's go.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Charlotte - the British takeaway fish and chips
0:23:38 > 0:23:41is traditionally served with what and vinegar?
0:23:41 > 0:23:42- Salt.- Yay!
0:23:43 > 0:23:47Helen - what is the capital of Wales?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49LAUGHTER
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Cardiff.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52- Yes!- Yes!
0:23:52 > 0:23:55What does HP stand for on bottles of HP sauce?
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Houses of Parliament.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Yes, Susanna.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01In the UK, barber poles are traditionally striped
0:24:01 > 0:24:03in which two colours?
0:24:03 > 0:24:04Red and white.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Yes! Pass it on.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Tom, who is this British designer?
0:24:10 > 0:24:11I don't... I have no idea.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12Paul Smith.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16- There you go.- How many letters are there in the alphabet?
0:24:16 > 0:24:1728.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19GROANING
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- 26.- I've got a stutter!
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Who did the Duke of Wellington defeat in 1815
0:24:25 > 0:24:26at the Battle of Waterloo?
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Napoleon.
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Yes!
0:24:28 > 0:24:30APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:24:30 > 0:24:34Which Oxfordshire town is famous for making Banbury cakes?
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Banbury?
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Yes!
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Which Olympic athlete's 2012 autobiography
0:24:40 > 0:24:43is called Between the Lines?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Ooh.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Come on - name one, name one.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Mo Farah.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51No - Victoria Pendleton.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53A Blenheim Orange is a variety of which fruit?
0:24:53 > 0:24:55The orange.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56No, the apple.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Who was the fictional author of the fly fishing book
0:24:59 > 0:25:00in the Yellow Pages advert?
0:25:00 > 0:25:02- J R Hartley.- Yes!
0:25:04 > 0:25:08Which flower is associated with Remembrance Day?
0:25:08 > 0:25:09- Er - the poppy.- Yes!
0:25:11 > 0:25:15Which British duo have the catch phrase, "To me, to you"?
0:25:15 > 0:25:17- Oh, um - the Chuckle Brothers.- Yes!
0:25:18 > 0:25:21In 2012, the Queen celebrated how many years on the throne?
0:25:21 > 0:25:2360.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25- Yes!- Yes.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29Which English artist created this sculpture?
0:25:29 > 0:25:30Henry Moore.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31Yes, well done.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34What type of pudding is mentioned in the traditional song,
0:25:34 > 0:25:36We Wish You A Merry Christmas?
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Figgy pudding.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Yes!
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Which tea clipper is a tourist attraction in Greenwich?
0:25:42 > 0:25:44- Which what? - Tea clipper is a tourist attraction?
0:25:44 > 0:25:45- The Cutty Sark. - Yes!
0:25:47 > 0:25:52In 1967, Reg Varney became the first person in the UK to use what?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Um - a spoon.
0:25:54 > 0:25:55No.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56LAUGHTER
0:25:56 > 0:25:58A cash machine.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00In which city is the Bullring shopping centre?
0:26:00 > 0:26:02What?
0:26:02 > 0:26:04- Birmingham. - Birmingham - didn't I say it?
0:26:04 > 0:26:07No, you didn't. Gnasher is the dog of which comic character?
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Dennis.
0:26:08 > 0:26:09- Yes.- Yes!
0:26:09 > 0:26:11BANG!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:26:25 > 0:26:28The first man to use a spoon wasn't Reg Varney.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32Wasn't he the first man to use a hole-in-the-wall bank thing?
0:26:32 > 0:26:35He was, yeah. Too late now though, hey?
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Yeah. Apparently, he was getting some money out to buy one of those
0:26:38 > 0:26:40new fangled spoon inventions.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42LAUGHTER
0:26:44 > 0:26:46OK - Frank got caught with the present,
0:26:46 > 0:26:49which of course means that Micky's team get all the points.
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Come on!
0:26:57 > 0:27:02# Tomorrow doesn't matter when you're moving your feet
0:27:02 > 0:27:04# It's all about tonight. #
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Now listen - I told you that the present round was big.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Well, let's have a look at the scores. Oh, God.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Frank's team have 13 points.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15But now, Micky's side are on 22 points.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Time for some more music now and, teams, you're going to hear
0:27:24 > 0:27:27three songs, which are clues to the identity of a famous Briton.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29The clue could be in the song title,
0:27:29 > 0:27:31the lyrics, or even the name of the artist.
0:27:31 > 0:27:35For three points, I want you to buzz in when the music stops
0:27:35 > 0:27:37and you think you know the famous Briton.
0:27:37 > 0:27:38Jamelia - take it away.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43# People try to put us down
0:27:43 > 0:27:46# Talking about my generation
0:27:46 > 0:27:48# Just because we get around
0:27:48 > 0:27:50# Talking about my generation... #
0:27:50 > 0:27:52TUNE CHANGES
0:27:53 > 0:27:56# I bet that you look good on the dance floor
0:27:56 > 0:27:59# I don't know what you're looking for romance for
0:27:59 > 0:28:01# I don't know what you're looking for... #
0:28:03 > 0:28:05TUNE CHANGES
0:28:07 > 0:28:09# You know I'm gonna lose
0:28:09 > 0:28:11# And gambling's for fools
0:28:11 > 0:28:13# But that's the way I like it, baby
0:28:13 > 0:28:15# I don't wanna live for ever
0:28:18 > 0:28:21# The ace of spades. #
0:28:22 > 0:28:23BUZZER
0:28:23 > 0:28:25James?
0:28:25 > 0:28:27Bruce Forsyth.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Why did you come up with Bruce Forsyth?
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Dance floor.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33Yeah - Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor.
0:28:33 > 0:28:34The first one was My Generation.
0:28:34 > 0:28:35Generation Game.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37Yes - and then what was the other one?
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Can't remember.
0:28:39 > 0:28:41You didn't have to know the song titles, but I can tell you it
0:28:41 > 0:28:44was Ace of Spades, Motorhead, and it was Bruce Forsyth.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:28:46 > 0:28:48Good game, good game, good game!
0:28:50 > 0:28:54Here on I Love My Country, we like to celebrate British traditions
0:28:54 > 0:28:56and pastimes that make us who we are.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59So, teams, make sure you're paying attention as we welcome
0:28:59 > 0:29:01the London School of Samba.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04SAMBA MUSIC PLAYS
0:29:28 > 0:29:30APPLAUSE
0:29:32 > 0:29:35That was absolutely fantastic.
0:29:35 > 0:29:38Thank you so much for coming on the show.
0:29:38 > 0:29:40This is Fred, my mate Fred, by the way.
0:29:40 > 0:29:41- Hello.- All right, Fred?
0:29:41 > 0:29:44Now, you guys are part of a great British institution -
0:29:44 > 0:29:46the Notting Hill Carnival.
0:29:46 > 0:29:47CHEERING
0:29:47 > 0:29:51And, Micky, Frank, you've probably guessed it already, haven't you?
0:29:51 > 0:29:53There is a challenge here.
0:29:53 > 0:29:57I'd like you to go backstage and get yourselves ready for your challenge.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:30:04 > 0:30:06Oh, Fred - this is going to be good, isn't it?
0:30:06 > 0:30:08- It certainly is. - This is going to be good.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12Fred is going to judge Frank and Micky
0:30:12 > 0:30:14doing some drumming,
0:30:14 > 0:30:17and, of course, some dancing as well.
0:30:17 > 0:30:22So, Fred, what are you looking for in a good samba drummer?
0:30:22 > 0:30:23Well, in a good samba drummer,
0:30:23 > 0:30:27I'd like to see someone that's really passionate about the tempo
0:30:27 > 0:30:30and showing a bit of a passion about the samba kind of rhythm.
0:30:30 > 0:30:31Movement?
0:30:31 > 0:30:33Movement - I reckon...
0:30:33 > 0:30:35- a little bit of fancy footwork for the dancing.- Show me, show me.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37Oh.
0:30:37 > 0:30:39CHEERING
0:30:40 > 0:30:42Yeah!
0:30:43 > 0:30:45Ladies and gentlemen, I think we're ready.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48Please welcome the I Love My Country samba sensations -
0:30:48 > 0:30:50Frank Skinner and Micky Flanagan!
0:30:50 > 0:30:53APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:31:01 > 0:31:02You're looking mighty fine.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05Did I tell you what my major fear is?
0:31:05 > 0:31:07That chicken is going to make a pass at me.
0:31:07 > 0:31:09LAUGHTER
0:31:09 > 0:31:12OK - away you go - take it away, Fred.
0:31:13 > 0:31:14SAMBA MUSIC PLAYS
0:31:22 > 0:31:24CHEERING
0:31:36 > 0:31:40APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:31:43 > 0:31:45WHISTLES BLOW
0:32:01 > 0:32:05APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:32:08 > 0:32:10That was certainly something, wasn't it?
0:32:10 > 0:32:12It will stay with me for a very long time.
0:32:12 > 0:32:13Come up here and join me.
0:32:13 > 0:32:15You two catch your breath, OK,
0:32:15 > 0:32:18and we'll just hear the appraisal from the expert.
0:32:18 > 0:32:19Fred?
0:32:19 > 0:32:23OK - first and foremost, I'd like to say I liked Frank's stick work.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26It was lovely. You got in there very, very passionately.
0:32:27 > 0:32:28Very good.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30Micky really got in there.
0:32:30 > 0:32:32He got in there solidly, again with his stick work.
0:32:32 > 0:32:34Got down low as well, which I thought was, was...
0:32:34 > 0:32:36- I'm glad you spotted that. - Exactly.
0:32:38 > 0:32:41You both danced with amazing hip work.
0:32:41 > 0:32:44You definitely went in there and shaked your booties.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47My booty has broken free of its moorings.
0:32:50 > 0:32:53It's adrift. It's adrift on an open sea, my booty.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55I'm so sorry.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57I don't think you're taking me completely seriously.
0:33:00 > 0:33:01And the footwork was good,
0:33:01 > 0:33:05I've got to say, but one person swung it for me.
0:33:05 > 0:33:06It was Micky.
0:33:06 > 0:33:09APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:33:14 > 0:33:18That means our samba supremos who are winning one point
0:33:18 > 0:33:19are Micky's team!
0:33:19 > 0:33:22APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:33:22 > 0:33:23Listen, Micky and Frank,
0:33:23 > 0:33:26go and get yourselves into something less comfortable.
0:33:26 > 0:33:29And, Fred, thank you so much, and the London School of Samba as well.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31Fantastic, thank you.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:33:36 > 0:33:40So, going into our final round, what has that done to the scores?
0:33:40 > 0:33:43Well, I can tell you - Frank's team are on 13 points,
0:33:43 > 0:33:45Micky's team are on 26 points.
0:33:45 > 0:33:48APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:33:48 > 0:33:51Listen, it can all change, Frank's team,
0:33:51 > 0:33:54because it's time to play the Big Wheel.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58# You spin me right round, baby
0:33:58 > 0:34:00# Right round like a record, baby
0:34:00 > 0:34:02# Right round, round, round. #
0:34:04 > 0:34:06What an anticlimax!
0:34:06 > 0:34:08LAUGHTER
0:34:08 > 0:34:10Charlotte just said, "Oh, I thought it would be bigger."
0:34:12 > 0:34:16Here before us is our Big Wheel and it's packed full of points.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18I'm going to ask you a question.
0:34:18 > 0:34:21If you answer correctly, your captain will get to come up
0:34:21 > 0:34:23and spin the Big Wheel.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25Micky's team, you're in the lead.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28- Yes.- You're going to get a chance to answer the question first.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31English Heritage lists buildings
0:34:31 > 0:34:34of special architectural and historical interest,
0:34:34 > 0:34:38but in their records of the country's listed buildings,
0:34:38 > 0:34:42how many entries are there for telephone boxes?
0:34:42 > 0:34:43Does anyone here know anything about
0:34:43 > 0:34:45the history of the telephone box, or...?
0:34:45 > 0:34:47No.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49Have you even got a telephone?
0:34:49 > 0:34:51You should get one. They're all right.
0:34:51 > 0:34:53ALL SPEAK AT ONCE
0:34:53 > 0:34:55Sorry, there's... Shh! Shh!
0:34:55 > 0:34:58I know there are probably about 500 in Surrey.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01- This is good knowledge. - 500 just in Surrey.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03- Wow. - So if that's per council?
0:35:03 > 0:35:07Surrey is a bit different, innit? Everything's listed in Surrey.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09The chip shops are listed in Surrey.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11500 per county.
0:35:11 > 0:35:12How many counties are there?
0:35:12 > 0:35:14That's a separate question.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18I would say less than a couple of thousand.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20- OK.- 1,400?
0:35:20 > 0:35:22We're going to say 1,500.
0:35:22 > 0:35:23Done.
0:35:23 > 0:35:26OK, now I want to know if it's more or less.
0:35:26 > 0:35:27AUDIENCE SHOUT: Lower!
0:35:27 > 0:35:29More or less? Less? Less?
0:35:29 > 0:35:32We've had - we've had a conversation
0:35:32 > 0:35:34and we think it's lower, less.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36You think it's less.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39Micky's team said 1,500.
0:35:39 > 0:35:40Frank's team have said less.
0:35:40 > 0:35:45Well, I can tell you that English Heritage has 2,488...
0:35:45 > 0:35:49records for listed telephone boxes in England.
0:35:49 > 0:35:52Micky, it's your turn to come up and spin the Big Wheel.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56Give it a big spin, Micky.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Whoa!
0:35:59 > 0:36:01CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS
0:36:06 > 0:36:07Go on! Go on! Go on!
0:36:07 > 0:36:08Oh!
0:36:10 > 0:36:12Great - but we are still in the lead.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14Five points. You are still in the lead.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16- I'm too strong!- Well done, Micky. Well done.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18- Too strong.- Well done, Micky.
0:36:18 > 0:36:21OK, let's move on to our second question and according to the
0:36:21 > 0:36:24latest figures from the Office of National Statistics...
0:36:30 > 0:36:35And, Frank, this question is for you to answer first.
0:36:35 > 0:36:36I think there are a lot of people
0:36:36 > 0:36:38still live with their mum and dad, because...
0:36:38 > 0:36:41How many in the audience still live with their parents here?
0:36:41 > 0:36:43- Loads and loads... - What do you think?
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Jamelia still lives with her mum.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48Yeah, but you said between 20 and 34.
0:36:48 > 0:36:49LAUGHTER
0:36:52 > 0:36:53Cheeky!
0:36:53 > 0:36:55Do you really still live with your mum?
0:36:55 > 0:36:56Well, she lives with me.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00How many? Five million?
0:37:01 > 0:37:02What do you think, Susanna?
0:37:02 > 0:37:06Well, it could be a couple of million.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09- A couple of million.- Is that it? You think a couple of million?
0:37:09 > 0:37:11- Have you done a feature on this, Susanna?- I'm sure we have.
0:37:11 > 0:37:13But the specifics of the ages
0:37:13 > 0:37:16and the number have not stuck in my head.
0:37:16 > 0:37:19Can we phone Bill Turnbull, see if he remembers?
0:37:19 > 0:37:22I mean, can I just say, if Susanna had done that feature
0:37:22 > 0:37:25and I was Bill - this is what I love on that show,
0:37:25 > 0:37:27is if one of you is talking, it's the faces of the other one.
0:37:27 > 0:37:30So, you do the report about people living at home, and I'll be Bill.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33Good morning. On BBC Breakfast this morning,
0:37:33 > 0:37:36we're reporting on the huge number of people aged between
0:37:36 > 0:37:4120 and 34 who are still living at home with their parents.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43LAUGHTER
0:37:48 > 0:37:50We think...
0:37:50 > 0:37:52- Yeah?- Two million people aged between 20 to 34
0:37:52 > 0:37:53still live with their parents.
0:37:53 > 0:37:56OK, I'm taking two million. Is it more or less?
0:37:56 > 0:37:58- More?- Higher? Who says higher?
0:38:00 > 0:38:02- More? - Higher? Higher? Shall we go higher?
0:38:02 > 0:38:04I think it's a surprising amount.
0:38:04 > 0:38:05Yeah, I think we're going to go higher.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07You're going to go more than two million?
0:38:07 > 0:38:09- Yeah, yeah. Definitely.- OK.
0:38:09 > 0:38:10I can tell you...
0:38:10 > 0:38:12you're right. It's 2.96 million people.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:38:18 > 0:38:21- Come on, Micky.- Come on, Micky! - Come on, Micky!- Come on, son!
0:38:21 > 0:38:24- Spin that wheel. - Two twos, blud, two twos.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26- No, no, no...- I might even do it with one hand.
0:38:26 > 0:38:28Just to humiliate them. What do you think?
0:38:28 > 0:38:31I'm going to stare at them while I'm doing it.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34You're looking at defeat straight in the eye, people.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS
0:38:37 > 0:38:39Whoa!
0:38:56 > 0:38:59And that hasn't affected the scores at all.
0:38:59 > 0:39:03Frank's team still on 13 and Micky's on 31 - so 18 points.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05We can still win this. We can still win this.
0:39:05 > 0:39:08Now hang on, Frank, remember in this round anything can happen,
0:39:08 > 0:39:10because, as you can see,
0:39:10 > 0:39:13the ladies are adding on 100 points and lose everything.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15GROANING
0:39:15 > 0:39:18And now, because Micky's team are leading going into
0:39:18 > 0:39:21the last question, they get to answer first.
0:39:21 > 0:39:23But it's a question with a difference.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together
0:39:25 > 0:39:27for our very special guest -
0:39:27 > 0:39:30the Mayor of High Wycombe and his officers.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:39:40 > 0:39:42What can I call you? Mr Mayor? Is that...?
0:39:42 > 0:39:44- You can call me Mr Mayor, yeah. - Mr Mayor.- Yeah, yeah.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47OK, it's lovely to see you in this splendid robe that you're
0:39:47 > 0:39:49- wearing this evening.- Thank you.
0:39:49 > 0:39:51Now tell us why you're here and what's
0:39:51 > 0:39:55so special about the office of the Mayor of High Wycombe.
0:39:55 > 0:39:59Oh, because, yes, we get weighed in and then we get weighed out.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02It's a very interesting tradition and it goes back...
0:40:02 > 0:40:06- Town Clerk, to...?- Well, most agree that it's the late 16th century,
0:40:06 > 0:40:09during the reign of Queen Elizabeth I,
0:40:09 > 0:40:11when a Mayor, or perhaps even the whole corporation,
0:40:11 > 0:40:15were seen to have put on a lot of weight during this year of office.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18And the townsfolk thought that the Mayor had been
0:40:18 > 0:40:22living off the fat of the land at the townsfolk's expense.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24And so they demanded that the Mayor should be weighed in at the
0:40:24 > 0:40:28start of his year, and then weighed out again at the end of it.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31OK, well, you've heard the history and you've seen the Mayor.
0:40:31 > 0:40:35So, Micky's team, the question is - in stones and pounds...
0:40:39 > 0:40:41How tall are you?
0:40:41 > 0:40:43I'd say you were about six foot?
0:40:43 > 0:40:45Six one, six foot?
0:40:45 > 0:40:48Yeah - thereabouts.
0:40:48 > 0:40:49I'm six three.
0:40:49 > 0:40:51- You're six three.- No, he's not that.
0:40:51 > 0:40:52Excuse me a minute.
0:40:52 > 0:40:54LAUGHTER
0:40:59 > 0:41:03We're going somewhere between 16 and 18 stone, we reckon but...
0:41:03 > 0:41:0417 and a half.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07Shall we say 17 and a half?
0:41:07 > 0:41:0817 and a half?
0:41:08 > 0:41:11Actually, we're going for 18.
0:41:11 > 0:41:13- AUDIENCE SHOUT: No! - Bang on 18?
0:41:13 > 0:41:15- 18. We're going for 18 stone. - Bang on 18.
0:41:15 > 0:41:19He's gaining weight by the second, by the sound of it.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21OK - 18 stone, I'm taking.
0:41:21 > 0:41:22More or less, Frank?
0:41:22 > 0:41:24More or less?
0:41:24 > 0:41:30Well, Tom says that the Mayor is a similar size to his dad.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32Yeah. I think, I think we should go more.
0:41:32 > 0:41:36If Tom is right, I'm going to lick Tom's face.
0:41:36 > 0:41:38LAUGHTER
0:41:38 > 0:41:41And I'm going to lick it until he's completely clean-shaven.
0:41:43 > 0:41:46OK, let's find out. Will you go to the weighing area, please?
0:41:48 > 0:41:51Let the ceremony commence.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55Mr Mayor, will you please sit on the scales?
0:41:55 > 0:41:57Feet off the floor.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59LAUGHTER
0:41:59 > 0:42:00Mr Town Crier, please tell us
0:42:00 > 0:42:04how much the Mayor of High Wycombe weighs.
0:42:04 > 0:42:08Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!
0:42:09 > 0:42:1216 stone 12.
0:42:12 > 0:42:14APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:42:15 > 0:42:19Thank you very much to the Mayor of High Wycombe and your officers.
0:42:24 > 0:42:28Well done, Micky, and your supporters.
0:42:28 > 0:42:31And it is, of course, the last spin of the wheel.
0:42:31 > 0:42:35You are in the lead, but you could still lose everything.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37So, Micky, come up...
0:42:37 > 0:42:39and give us your best spin.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41Come on, Micky!
0:42:41 > 0:42:45FRANK'S TEAM CHANT: Lose everything! Lose everything! Lose everything!
0:42:47 > 0:42:48CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS
0:42:58 > 0:43:01APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:43:06 > 0:43:08DROWNED OUT BY APPLAUSE
0:43:08 > 0:43:10Three points - well done, Micky's side.
0:43:12 > 0:43:15It means the team and supporters going home with
0:43:15 > 0:43:17the I Love My Country commemorative plates are...
0:43:17 > 0:43:19Micky's!
0:43:19 > 0:43:21APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:43:21 > 0:43:23Hard luck, Frank. See, Britain loves a loser, though.
0:43:23 > 0:43:27Thank you to Jamelia and the I Love My Country house band,
0:43:27 > 0:43:29to Ricky, Helen, James, Susanna,
0:43:29 > 0:43:32Tom, Charlotte, Frank and Micky as well.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34They all love their country and so do I.
0:43:34 > 0:43:37I've been Gabby Logan. A very good night.
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