0:00:02 > 0:00:03MUSIC: "One Vision" by Queen
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# No hate, no fight, just excitation
0:00:24 > 0:00:28# All through the night, it's a celebration
0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah!
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Give us your hands
0:00:36 > 0:00:37# Give us your heart
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# We're ready
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# There's only one direction
0:00:42 > 0:00:43# One world
0:00:43 > 0:00:45# And one nation
0:00:46 > 0:00:49# On television
0:00:49 > 0:00:52# One plan, one star, one day
0:00:52 > 0:00:56# Just give me, give me, give me Give me fried chicken! #
0:00:56 > 0:00:57CHEERING
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Hello and welcome to I Love My Country,
0:01:05 > 0:01:09a show more British than a badger in a bowler hat drinking
0:01:09 > 0:01:10tea in the rain.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12It's a celebration of our great nation,
0:01:12 > 0:01:15and who better to celebrate with than the I Love My Country
0:01:15 > 0:01:19house band, led by the fabulous Jamelia!
0:01:19 > 0:01:22# One plan, one star, one day
0:01:22 > 0:01:25# Just give me, give me, give me Give me!
0:01:25 > 0:01:26# Whoo! #
0:01:26 > 0:01:28CHEERING
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Tonight we'll be discovering just how much our teams
0:01:31 > 0:01:35know about Britain as we test their national knowledge to the max.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38But first, it's said the sun never sets on the British empire,
0:01:38 > 0:01:40which is a good thing, as these two can't be trusted in the dark.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43It's our team captains, Frank Skinner and Micky Flanagan!
0:01:43 > 0:01:44CHEERING
0:01:50 > 0:01:53On Micky's team tonight, it's the Chelsee that isn't
0:01:53 > 0:01:57owned by Roman Abramovich, it's actress Chelsee Healey!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Adding a pinch of spice to proceeding,
0:01:59 > 0:02:01it's pop legend Melanie C!
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Break out the mint sauce, it's the very tasty Larry Lamb.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09That's Micky's lot!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Joining Frank this evening,
0:02:11 > 0:02:13a man who struck gold at the 2012 Paralympics,
0:02:13 > 0:02:16it's sprinter Jonnie Peacock.
0:02:16 > 0:02:21And Dancing On Ice's hostess with the mostest, Christine Bleakley!
0:02:23 > 0:02:27And confident of waltzing his way to victory, Strictly's Len Goodman.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28That's Frank's team!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32You might have judges,
0:02:32 > 0:02:35but we have someone who was second on Strictly here.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40- Your name's Chelsee?- Yeah.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43And do you change your manager every three months?
0:02:43 > 0:02:44LAUGHTER
0:02:44 > 0:02:50- No. Like the football team? - Yes, yes.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Christine, do you fancy doing a transfer here with Chelsee?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56The first Chelsee transfer of the evening.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57LAUGHTER
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Can I just say? I heard an interesting fact about you,
0:03:00 > 0:03:03which I never knew. We've met many times,
0:03:03 > 0:03:07but that you survived a brutal goose attack when you were a child.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10I did. I've the scar to prove it. Would you like to see?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Oh, yeah. Blimey! - It's not mammoth, by any means.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- But, yes, it was sore at the time. - That is a... It does!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18That's a proper... Even Jonnie's impressed. He's a Paralympian.
0:03:18 > 0:03:23- Yes, I know, Jonnie. - That's nothing compared to no leg.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Oh, no. Don't drop her.
0:03:25 > 0:03:30And you did an amazing... You water-skied the Channel,
0:03:30 > 0:03:36- which is an amazing thing to do. - I still can't quite believe that.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38You went to Uganda, didn't you?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40And you were so moved by what you saw there you thought,
0:03:40 > 0:03:42"I want to do something about this." And you thought,
0:03:42 > 0:03:46"I got through the goose attack, I can get through this."
0:03:46 > 0:03:48I'm guessing that what you thought is,
0:03:48 > 0:03:50"What's good for the goose is good for Uganda."
0:03:57 > 0:04:00That is the joke of the week.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Not you, Christine!
0:04:02 > 0:04:06- What would you give it out of ten, Len?- Seven!
0:04:06 > 0:04:07CHEERING
0:04:09 > 0:04:12OK, I think we're ready to get this show on the road,
0:04:12 > 0:04:13and, as we all know,
0:04:13 > 0:04:16a team is nothing without its loyal band of supporters.
0:04:16 > 0:04:21And, yes, tonight is no exception.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23They've been primed to clap,
0:04:23 > 0:04:26cheer and sing like their lives depended on it.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28"But why?" I hear you ask. Simple.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30It's all in the hope of bagging the one
0:04:30 > 0:04:34and only I Love My Country commemorative plate.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35GAME SHOW THEME MUSIC
0:04:35 > 0:04:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Only the very lucky will leave here tonight with the plate.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Can we just show the plate again, if that's possible?
0:04:49 > 0:04:53It looks like Frank's just sneaked into the picture.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Actually, I'm photobombing. - You shouldn't be there!
0:04:57 > 0:04:58OK, let's get started.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Tonight's first round is Celebrity SatNav,
0:05:00 > 0:05:03where our teams journey around the country,
0:05:03 > 0:05:07trying to locate great British places on our I Love My Country map.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08LEN: Mm!
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Mm, indeed.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11And because getting around the country is hungry work,
0:05:11 > 0:05:14our guests will be pinpointing these locations using a pie.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17But not just any old pie. Oh, no.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Tonight's pie of choice is...
0:05:18 > 0:05:19JAZZY TUNE
0:05:24 > 0:05:27CHEERING
0:05:27 > 0:05:32It's the much loved British pork pie. Thank you very much, Tiffany.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34The best pie of all.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Larry, did you eat a lot of these in Ian Beale's caff?
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Er, no. I didn't eat anything in Ian Beale's caff at all.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Did they have real food, like, real pies?
0:05:42 > 0:05:43No, they don't.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Like pies like this. A bit like that.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47LAUGHTER
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Just like that.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50OK. Teams, this is how it's going to work.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Letters are going to appear on the screen,
0:05:52 > 0:05:55and just buzz in when you think you know the location being spelt out.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57There's one point for a correct answer.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Let's see where our SatNav is taking us first.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07BUZZER
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- Yes, Frank?- Aberdeen.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11You are absolutely correct.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21It is Aberdeen.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24But for two extra points, here's your pie. I want you to go
0:06:24 > 0:06:27and place the pork pie on the map where you think Aberdeen is,
0:06:27 > 0:06:30and you've got the time until the music stops, OK?
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Good luck. Away you go.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- CHRISTINE:- Go on, Frank.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Up a bit, up a bit. Right there.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Yeah?- We sure? We sure?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45That was quick. Quite certain there. Let's see how you've done.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Yeah!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50CHEERING
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Two extra points for your team there.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Ever gigged there, Jamelia? Gigged in Aberdeen?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Aberdeen? Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06I've done shows everywhere, so, yeah, I must have done.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09The people of Aberdeen are going to be so moved by that tribute(!)
0:07:09 > 0:07:13OK, let's do it again, let's do it again. Ask me again.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Have you ever been to Aberdeen, Jamelia?
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Oh, my God! Aberdeen, I've got such fond memories.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19LAUGHTER
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Teams, fingers on buttons,
0:07:24 > 0:07:26let's have a look at where we're going next.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34BUZZER
0:07:34 > 0:07:39- Frank again!- Is it Toddington? - No, it's not Toddington.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Doddington? Boddington!
0:07:42 > 0:07:43BUZZER
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- Boddington.- No.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- My mum lives there!- OK, we're going to carry on with the letters.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50BUZZER
0:07:52 > 0:07:53My mum lives there! Come on!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58That's my village!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Jonnie, it took until it was spelt "Doddington".
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Do you not get home much?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Yeah, another interesting fact about Doddington,
0:08:06 > 0:08:09obviously your mum lives there, and Jonnie had his gold post box
0:08:09 > 0:08:13placed there to commemorate his 2012 Paralympic gold medal.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Jonnie, you might have noticed,
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- have you seen that post box up there?- Yeah.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22That's to commemorate Micky becoming East London Schools'
0:08:22 > 0:08:24high jump champion in 1974!
0:08:24 > 0:08:25AUDIENCE WHOOPS
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- They think I'm joking. - Course they think you're joking.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35But look, here's Micky's certificate to prove it.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36There you go.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:38 > 0:08:40You're actually from Columbia?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42LAUGHTER
0:08:42 > 0:08:47Let's see if Jonnie can do a little bit better in terms of placing
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Doddington on the map. OK? Come round.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- You know I'm going to get this wrong. - Come on!
0:08:54 > 0:08:55MUSIC BEGINS
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Think it's there? Think it's there? - No idea.- No idea.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04- No? OK. Is it a nice place? - It's all right.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05LAUGHTER
0:09:05 > 0:09:07OK, let's see how you've done.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Come on, Micky supporters. Come on, give him some support.
0:09:17 > 0:09:22So, you want us to cheer a man who knows how to get home?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26A pigeon would have got those points!
0:09:26 > 0:09:30- Yeah, thanks(!) - No, you're doing great!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33OK. let's have a look at our final destination.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34- MICKY:- We need this big time.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38CHELSEE: Ah! Oh, no.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40BUZZER
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Len Goodman.- Burpham.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44He's right.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46CHEERING
0:09:49 > 0:09:53It looks like "Burp-ham", but it's pronounced as you'd say, "Burfam",
0:09:53 > 0:09:56which is what midwives do in your neck of the woods, innit, Micky?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- Burf 'em.- Birth them?
0:09:58 > 0:10:01They birth 'em, then they burp 'em.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04So, Len, for an extra two points, can you put the pork pie on Burpham?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07I'm going to give you a clue as well.
0:10:07 > 0:10:12Here's the Ordnance Survey grid reference, TQ 039089. Off you go.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Lancashire?
0:10:15 > 0:10:16MUSIC BEGINS
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Where?
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Where?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23AUDIENCE SHOUTS AND CHATTERS
0:10:23 > 0:10:25FRANK: Guildford!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27There?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29It's over, it's over.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Too late, Len. Too late.
0:10:31 > 0:10:36OK, let's see if Len is on Burpham.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37BUZZER
0:10:37 > 0:10:38AUDIENCE GROANS
0:10:38 > 0:10:41It wasn't near Guildford!
0:10:41 > 0:10:42So just the point there.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Well, after that pie-based pilgrimage,
0:10:44 > 0:10:46the scores are as follows.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Micky's team, yet to get off the mark. Yeah, sorry.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54But Frank's team ahead with seven!
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Ah! Fabulous!
0:11:01 > 0:11:05Now, British television's produced hundreds of instantly recognisable
0:11:05 > 0:11:08theme tunes, from the Teletubbies to Strictly Come Dancing.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Len, give us a few bars of the Teletubbies.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12# Bum-ba-dum... #
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Oh!
0:11:13 > 0:11:15LAUGHTER
0:11:15 > 0:11:17I can't do the Teletubbies.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18OK, teams.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22In this game, our band are going to play each team in turn
0:11:22 > 0:11:24a medley of three television theme tunes.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27When the music stops, all they have to do is name the three programmes.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Frank's team, you're going to go first.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Jamelia, it's over to you.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35# Dedication
0:11:35 > 0:11:37# Dedication
0:11:37 > 0:11:39# Dedication
0:11:39 > 0:11:41# That's what you need
0:11:41 > 0:11:44# Oooh, dedication's what you need. #
0:11:44 > 0:11:46MUSIC: Monty Python theme song
0:11:53 > 0:11:56# Wheel's on fire
0:11:56 > 0:11:59# Rolling down the road
0:11:59 > 0:12:04# Let's notify my next of kin
0:12:04 > 0:12:09# For this wheel shall explode! #
0:12:09 > 0:12:10CHEERING
0:12:10 > 0:12:15You look to me like you've got the air of confidence about you.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17The first one was Record Breakers,
0:12:17 > 0:12:21and then it was Monty Python's Flying Circus, and then it was...
0:12:21 > 0:12:25- Ab Fab.- Yeah, it was Ab Fab. - Three points for Frank's side.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28Come on! Come on! Come on!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34The great thing was, the only person on our team who
0:12:34 > 0:12:37hadn't heard of Record Breakers was Jonnie.
0:12:37 > 0:12:42OK, Micky's team, your turn to get yourselves some points. OK?
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Yeah, I hope so. I hope so.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45CHEERING
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Jamelia, take it away.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52# So what becomes of you, my love
0:12:54 > 0:12:56# The handbags and the glad rags
0:12:56 > 0:13:01# That your granddad had to sweat so you could buy. #
0:13:02 > 0:13:04MUSIC: Paddington Bear theme song
0:13:12 > 0:13:15# Working on the site from morning till night
0:13:15 > 0:13:18# That's living, all right
0:13:20 > 0:13:23# Then a pint with the boys in a bar full of noise
0:13:23 > 0:13:26# That's living, all right. #
0:13:26 > 0:13:27CHEERING
0:13:31 > 0:13:35We started off with... We decided it was The Office.
0:13:35 > 0:13:40We think the second one was George And Mildred.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- No.- No? No that was just me on that one, anyway.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47And the final one we said was Auf Wiedersehen Pet.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Yes, yes.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52I'm going to give a chance for the other side to get a point then.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54They don't need a chance.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56To see if they can steal a point.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58What was the middle number? What was the middle show?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Anyone?
0:14:00 > 0:14:01AUDIENCE CHATTERS
0:14:01 > 0:14:05- No, we don't know. - It was Paddington Bear.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09You get the two points there, Micky's team.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Now, every day, hundreds of celebrity faces grace
0:14:14 > 0:14:17the pages of the British press, and sometimes they can all
0:14:17 > 0:14:20blend into one, which is luckily what this next round is about.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21It's called Great Britons,
0:14:21 > 0:14:25and our teams must identify two famous faces we've merged together.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28To give you an example, like this one here.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29LAUGHTER
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Any ideas?
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- That's got a bit of Mel in there. - You think it's Melanie?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Oh! I know who the other one is.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- Am I allowed to say? - Go on, go on.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Yeah, it's just an example. - Treat us, Chels.
0:14:40 > 0:14:45- Is it, erm... No, I won't. No. - Go on.- Is it a boy?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Is it Pete...? No, I don't know, actually.- Let's have a look.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49Ahhh!
0:14:51 > 0:14:53You didn't recognise yourself!
0:14:57 > 0:15:00The brilliant thing is, he still doesn't.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Micky, your team are going to go first here, OK?
0:15:04 > 0:15:08So can you tell me the two faces that make up this?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- MICKY:- Oh! Erm...
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Certainly Paul McCartney's in there.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- MEL:- I think it's a male and a female.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Paul McCartney's the guy.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19CHELSEE: Cat Deeley.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Paul McCartney and possibly Cat Deeley. And Cat Deeley.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24All right. And, Frank, who do you think? This is just for fun.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27I think it's a McCartney double, Paul and Stella.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29OK. Let's see who it is.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32Yes.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38So you get the one point there.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41It is, of course, Paul and Stella McCartney.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45Ironically, that's what Paul looks like after a night on the Stella.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46OK, Frank, over to your team.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Whose faces make up this mug shot?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51LEN: Oh. Ken Dodd.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53AUDIENCE AND PANELLISTS CHATTER
0:15:53 > 0:15:55- Is it Ken and Cilla?- Yeah.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- So easy, that one, isn't it? - I feel like I'm in the stocks.
0:16:02 > 0:16:07Well, we think it's, um... the magnificent Ken Dodd
0:16:07 > 0:16:09and the very wonderful Cilla Black.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Let's have a look and see if you're right.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Yeah!
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Back to Micky's team. Who's this?
0:16:21 > 0:16:22MICKY: Oh, dear.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- CHELSEE:- Oh, I know, I know.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- Christine Bleakley and Frank Lampard.- Is it?
0:16:28 > 0:16:32- I think so.- No!- Is it? I think it is.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35MICKY: Who's got ears like that?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Christine's laughing. She's got a little giggle on.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39It looks like a hippy chimpanzee.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40LAUGHTER
0:16:42 > 0:16:44It's Christine and Frank Lampard.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46You're going to go Christine and Frank? Yeah?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Let's have a little look.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49Yeah!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52CHEERING
0:16:55 > 0:16:58OK, Frank, have a look at your next pair of faces.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00LAUGHTER
0:17:00 > 0:17:02LEN: Not a clue.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- CHRISTINE:- I think it's Pixie Lott. Pixie Lott?
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- Really?- I think.- Yeah.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13- We think...- We thought at first that there was a Boris...
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Well, we actually thought it was Boris.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Boris with a blow-dry.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- You think Pixie Lott.- Pixie Lott.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Pixie Lott. Who else?
0:17:22 > 0:17:23Possibly Boris.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25OK. Pixie Lott and Boris Johnson.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27OK, let's have a look and see if you're right.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30CHEERING
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Yeah, it was Boris Johnson and Pixie Lott.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Well done. Two points there.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43OK, Micky, it's your final picture. Come on, Micky's team.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45MICKY: It's the wife.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47LAUGHTER
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Right. OK. What do we think?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Alan Sugar? Alan Sugar?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55- MEL:- What are the plaits telling us?
0:17:55 > 0:17:56I haven't got a clue.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01We can't work out any of them, to be honest with you.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04We know it's an old person and someone who doesn't care
0:18:04 > 0:18:06about the top of their head very much.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09All right, we're thinking it might be Jane Torvill.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11And the elderly-ness of the chin and that,
0:18:11 > 0:18:14we're going for sort of Richard Attenborough in that.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- OK, all right.- That genre.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Let's have a look and see if it's Jane Torvill
0:18:18 > 0:18:20and Richard Attenborough.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24So it's Michaela Strachan and David Attenborough.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26They're very similar.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Do you know what? I kind of feel, Frank, don't you,
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- that if you get an Attenborough... - No.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32AUDIENCE CHEERS AND BOOS
0:18:37 > 0:18:40No way! It's a different human being!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42You're taking away David
0:18:42 > 0:18:45and Richard Attenborough's essential individuality.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48I mean, what if he'd have said "Gordon Strachan",
0:18:48 > 0:18:50would that have been all right?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55All right, all right. Sorry, guys. No points there.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Did you have it, Jamelia? Did you know who that was?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- No.- No.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03You were thinking about all those happy nights in Aberdeen.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Exactly.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08OK, Frank. Your final brace of faces.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13- FRANK:- Is it Branson? What do you think?
0:19:13 > 0:19:16We're thinking Noel Edmonds.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17CHELSEE: Is that Richard Branson?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19- LEN:- Oh, yes, yes.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- I can see it now.- OK.- Good.
0:19:22 > 0:19:27Christine was straight in, actually. Who do you think it was?
0:19:27 > 0:19:30I think it's Noel Edmonds and Anneka Rice.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33OK, let's have a look and see if you're right.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34CHEERING
0:19:39 > 0:19:43And I've worked out the connection, because Noel is obviously Christmas
0:19:43 > 0:19:46and Anneka is a Jewish celebration.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51So It's a marvellous example of a multicultural Britain.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54OK. Well done. Two points.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Yeah, well done, Christine.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56CHEERING
0:19:59 > 0:20:02At the end of that round, let's find out who our Great Briton is.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Well, Micky's team now have five points.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Yay!
0:20:08 > 0:20:13- But!- But Frank's team are cruising away on 16 points.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Now, Shakespeare famously wrote, "If music be the food of love, play on,"
0:20:24 > 0:20:26and that's exactly what we're going to do now
0:20:26 > 0:20:28as we play Guess The Song.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30The band will play a well-known UK number one.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34I want you to buzz in when you know both the song and the artist.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37If you get it wrong, though, the other side get the points
0:20:37 > 0:20:41without doing anything, OK? Let's hear the music.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43MUSIC: "Price Tag" by Jessie J
0:20:43 > 0:20:45BUZZER
0:20:45 > 0:20:46Mel C!
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Build up the moment, build up the moment.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55It's Jessie J with Price Tag.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56CHEERING
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Back in the game.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06It was, of course, Jessie J with Price Tag.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08So let's hear that again.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11There's a bonus point to be won for the supporters who sing along
0:21:11 > 0:21:15the best, according to Jamelia. OK?
0:21:15 > 0:21:16MEL: Take it away.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44CHEERING
0:21:47 > 0:21:51OK, Jamelia. Big responsibility on your shoulders now.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54CHEERING
0:21:56 > 0:21:59I've got to say, everyone was absolutely fantastic.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02But I was so impressed by Father Christmas,
0:22:02 > 0:22:05who clearly doesn't know...
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Well done. You get the extra points.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- MICKY:- All right!
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Now, we Brits might be a reserved bunch,
0:22:15 > 0:22:18but if someone's throwing a party, we don't need to be told twice.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19We love it.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22So get those paper hats and party blowers at the ready,
0:22:22 > 0:22:26because it's time to play The Party Game!
0:22:27 > 0:22:30# Welcome to the house of fun Now I've come of age
0:22:30 > 0:22:33# Welcome to the house of fun
0:22:33 > 0:22:35# House of fun. #
0:22:35 > 0:22:37OK, as you can see,
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Jonnie is looking a little bit pleased with himself, isn't he,
0:22:39 > 0:22:42with a large present he's just been given.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Well, the problem is, things are not quite as they seem, because
0:22:45 > 0:22:47in exactly three minutes and 24 seconds,
0:22:47 > 0:22:50that gift is going to self-destruct.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Here's the deal.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54I'm going to ask you a question worth one point.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58Answer correctly, you pass the present onto the next person.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Get it wrong, you're stuck with the present.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03The team lumbered with the box
0:23:03 > 0:23:06when it self-destructs get no points at all, leaving the other team
0:23:06 > 0:23:09to walk away with all the points that have been scored.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- This is a big round.- Yeah.- Right.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16OK, have you got it? Let's start the clock.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Which much-loved British glove puppet
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- has friends called Sue and Sweep?- Sooty.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Correct!
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Who's this?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Oh! Sam Cam?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Yes, Samantha Cameron. Well done to Mel.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Len?- Yes.- What number proceeds "sisters"
0:23:31 > 0:23:34to give the name of a North London Tube station?
0:23:34 > 0:23:35Seven!
0:23:35 > 0:23:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:38 > 0:23:42Which Roman emperor built a stone wall in Northern England
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- to keep out the Scots?- Hadrian.- Yes!
0:23:44 > 0:23:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:47 > 0:23:49In the UK, a traditional sports day event is a race involving
0:23:49 > 0:23:51an egg and which item of cutlery?
0:23:51 > 0:23:52- Spoon!- Yes!
0:23:54 > 0:23:57First Impressions was the working title of which Jane Austen novel?
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Pardon?
0:23:59 > 0:24:00LAUGHTER
0:24:00 > 0:24:01I don't know. Pass.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- Pride And Prejudice. - Pride And Prejudice.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05No, I've told you now.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06LAUGHTER
0:24:07 > 0:24:10That would be a rubbish quiz, wouldn't it?
0:24:10 > 0:24:14From 1913 until 2006, which English football team played...
0:24:14 > 0:24:15Oooh! God!
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Which English football team used to play at Highbury?
0:24:18 > 0:24:19Oh, no! I don't like it!
0:24:19 > 0:24:21It's Arsenal.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25In the UK... Listen, Chelsee. In the UK, full-time workers
0:24:25 > 0:24:28are entitled to a minimum of how many days' paid annual leave?
0:24:28 > 0:24:31- I don't know.- Have a guess.- Pass.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35- OK, it's 28.- I tell you what. I might have something to eat, I think.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Television chefs Simon King and Dave Myers
0:24:38 > 0:24:40- are better known as The Hairy what? - Oh, Bikers!
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Yes!
0:24:42 > 0:24:44What is this Northern Irish natural wonder?
0:24:44 > 0:24:47FRANK: It's, erm... The, erm...
0:24:47 > 0:24:49- Oh, I've been there!- Aargh! Come on!
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- Giant's Causeway.- Yeah!
0:24:52 > 0:24:56Micky, general elections are usually held on which day of the week?
0:24:56 > 0:24:58- Tuesday.- No, Thursday.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02Wham! were a British musical duo consisting of George Michael and...?
0:25:02 > 0:25:03Andrew Ridgeley.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Who used the catchphrase, "I'm free",
0:25:09 > 0:25:11in the '70s sitcom Are You Being Served?
0:25:11 > 0:25:13I wasn't born 20 years ago!
0:25:14 > 0:25:17It was Mr Humphries. What's a spotted dick?
0:25:17 > 0:25:21- Oh, er... A dessert.- Yes!
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Melanie, which British artist produced this work?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Oh, that would have been...
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Oh! His name's gone out my head. Oh, oh, oh! Damien Hirst!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Yes.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32APPLAUSE
0:25:33 > 0:25:37What pop group had a 2001 UK number one hit with Don't Stop Moving?
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Was it S Club...
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Seven!
0:25:39 > 0:25:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:42 > 0:25:45What did Charles Macintosh invent in 1823?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47The raincoat.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49The Macintosh, yeah. Pass it on.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53In the nursery rhyme, what type of pie was Jack Horner eating?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Erm, erm, erm...
0:25:56 > 0:25:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:03 > 0:26:05AUDIENCE CHANTS INAUDIBLY
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Christine got caught with the present,
0:26:09 > 0:26:12which means that all the points go to Micky's team!
0:26:12 > 0:26:13CHEERING
0:26:15 > 0:26:18# Welcome to the house of fun Now I've come of age
0:26:18 > 0:26:21# Welcome to the house of fun
0:26:21 > 0:26:23# House of fun. #
0:26:23 > 0:26:25OK, let's take a little look at the scores so far.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Frank's team have 17 points.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32But Micky's team have gone into the lead with 18 points!
0:26:38 > 0:26:41It's time for a chance to win a quick two points
0:26:41 > 0:26:42with another musical game.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Jamelia is going to sing a well-known James Bond theme tune.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49Teams only buzz in when you know both the title of the film
0:26:49 > 0:26:52and the actor who was playing James Bond in that particular movie.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54- OK?- That's tough.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Jamelia, over to you.
0:26:55 > 0:26:56MUSIC BEGINS
0:26:59 > 0:27:00BUZZER
0:27:00 > 0:27:05- Whoa!- Come on, Frank. - She didn't even sing a note!
0:27:05 > 0:27:07It's Nobody Does it Better, which is
0:27:07 > 0:27:09from the film The Spy Who Loved Me, with Roger Moore.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Wow!
0:27:11 > 0:27:12CHEERING
0:27:13 > 0:27:17# Da-da-da-doo-doo-doo Da-da-da-da-doo... #
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Let's hear the rest of the song,
0:27:18 > 0:27:21but, teams, there's an extra point on offer for supporters
0:27:21 > 0:27:24- who sway along the best. - Come on, up we get.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12Jamelia, did you notice that there were actually scarves being
0:28:12 > 0:28:14held above heads in my team?
0:28:14 > 0:28:16- So I think there's a commitment. - I did actually notice that.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19- Yeah, thank you. - Did it sway your vote?
0:28:19 > 0:28:21AUDIENCE CHEERS AND GROANS
0:28:23 > 0:28:26If you're thinking my team didn't sway as well,
0:28:26 > 0:28:29I heard people saying, "Hold on, let's just concentrate.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32"Listen to Jamelia's beautiful voice."
0:28:32 > 0:28:34AUDIENCE CHEERS AND GROANS
0:28:34 > 0:28:35No.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40Gabby, you say "no", but, Frank, flattery will get you everywhere.
0:28:42 > 0:28:43CHEERING
0:28:47 > 0:28:49Now, I love this round.
0:28:49 > 0:28:53It's time to play As Seen On TV, and in this round, you'll be
0:28:53 > 0:28:56surprised to hear, it's all about British television moments.
0:28:56 > 0:29:00I'm going to show a clip and then ask a question worth two points.
0:29:00 > 0:29:04The first clip is specially for Chelsee and for Jonnie, OK?
0:29:04 > 0:29:08Now, since it began in Islington in 1891, Crufts has gone on
0:29:08 > 0:29:11to establish itself as the greatest dog show on earth.
0:29:11 > 0:29:15And with moments like this, it's not difficult to see why.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18MALE COMMENTATOR: This is over the age of 12. Sarah's 17.
0:29:18 > 0:29:23Handling well ahead of the dog, well ahead of the dog.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25Sometimes that works, sometimes it doesn't.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28If you let the dog go behind you, you can lose control.
0:29:28 > 0:29:32But whoops! Oh, no!
0:29:32 > 0:29:33Oh, and it was a good run too.
0:29:33 > 0:29:37- Oh!- Oh, my God.
0:29:38 > 0:29:40I thought the film had stopped.
0:29:40 > 0:29:44The dog stopped like it hit a wall!
0:29:44 > 0:29:48And she didn't have a carrier bag with her.
0:29:48 > 0:29:49Irresponsible dog ownership.
0:29:49 > 0:29:54OK. Jonnie, Chelsee, I want to know, for two points,
0:29:54 > 0:29:58what breed of dog is associated with the Queen?
0:29:58 > 0:30:00- BUZZER - Chelsee.
0:30:00 > 0:30:01Corgis.
0:30:01 > 0:30:03Yes!
0:30:03 > 0:30:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:30:05 > 0:30:09- ALL CHANT:- Chelsee! Chelsee! Chelsee! Chelsee! Chelsee!
0:30:09 > 0:30:11She's on fire.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15According to the British Monarchy website,
0:30:15 > 0:30:17the Queen has two corgis named Willow and Holly
0:30:17 > 0:30:19and when Princess Beatrice takes them for a walk
0:30:19 > 0:30:21they become Holly Willow Bea.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23AUDIENCE GROAN
0:30:25 > 0:30:27OK, now on to Christine and Melanie.
0:30:28 > 0:30:33Last year was a summer of great British Olympic triumph.
0:30:33 > 0:30:35Everything went to plan, for the athletes at least.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38Not so much for government minister Jeremy Hunt.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41REPORTER: All over the country, others joined in this morning,
0:30:41 > 0:30:44ringing bells at 8:12am.
0:30:44 > 0:30:48Among them the Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt, who just told us this.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51And when there are things that don't go according to plan,
0:30:51 > 0:30:53London will cope in the way it always has.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55- Can we get you ringing the bell? - Yes, sure.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57Ooh!
0:31:01 > 0:31:06OK, that was Jeremy Hunt, ringing a bell to start the Olympic Games.
0:31:06 > 0:31:09But Christine and Melanie, what I want to know is,
0:31:09 > 0:31:14which British sporting hero rang the giant Olympic bell
0:31:14 > 0:31:16that started the opening ceremony.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19- BUZZER - Melanie C.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21I'm going to say Bradley Wiggins.
0:31:21 > 0:31:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:31:22 > 0:31:23That's correct.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:31:29 > 0:31:31Yes, there he is.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33I bet he wished he had a bell like that
0:31:33 > 0:31:35the night he got knocked off his bike.
0:31:36 > 0:31:39On to our silver foxes. Len and Larry.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41And I want you to watch this clip of a woman
0:31:41 > 0:31:44who has an unusual gift for finding water.
0:31:44 > 0:31:47Now meet Catherine Brent of Deveron, Cornwall,
0:31:47 > 0:31:49whose physical reaction to water is so strong
0:31:49 > 0:31:52that she's literally pulled this way and that,
0:31:52 > 0:31:55in the direction of the underground stream.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58Scientists say that her body cells are unusually sensitive
0:31:58 > 0:32:01to physical and chemical changes in the Earth.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04All Catherine knows is that her reactions are so violent
0:32:04 > 0:32:07that she is sometimes pulled off balance and ends up flat on her face.
0:32:10 > 0:32:13You wouldn't want to do a high-five with that woman.
0:32:13 > 0:32:15Len and Larry, here's your question.
0:32:15 > 0:32:19If Catherine started off in Plynlimon in Wales
0:32:19 > 0:32:22and followed the water all the way down to the Bristol Channel,
0:32:22 > 0:32:24which river would she be...?
0:32:24 > 0:32:25- BUZZER - The Severn.- Oh!
0:32:25 > 0:32:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:28 > 0:32:30Well done, Larry.
0:32:30 > 0:32:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:32 > 0:32:35Finally in this round, it's the turn of our captains.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38Have a look at this clip of Len on Strictly Come Dancing,
0:32:38 > 0:32:41judging the only way Len can.
0:32:42 > 0:32:45I've got to say, Houston, we've got a problem here.
0:32:45 > 0:32:49I don't know about Hollywood, it was a bit Upstairs, Downstairs.
0:32:49 > 0:32:50Oh, no.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54Oh, no.
0:32:54 > 0:32:57There's still a few problems upstairs,
0:32:57 > 0:32:58if I'm honest, with your posture.
0:32:58 > 0:33:01Downstairs you're quite neat and tidy.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03LAUGHTER
0:33:03 > 0:33:05There were one or two odd moments...
0:33:09 > 0:33:11What?! I'm talking about her footwork!
0:33:13 > 0:33:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:16 > 0:33:18Christine, did you like getting judged by Len?
0:33:18 > 0:33:22Oh, I loved the whole thing and I was useless.
0:33:22 > 0:33:23No, you weren't useless.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25Oh, I was useless, you're just being nice now.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28I remember Arlene once saying to me that from the waist up
0:33:28 > 0:33:31I was Hollywood and the waist down I was dead wood.
0:33:31 > 0:33:32LAUGHTER
0:33:34 > 0:33:37That was Len judging and it was Jerry Hall, of course,
0:33:37 > 0:33:39he was judging in more ways than one.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42Frank and Micky, it's time for you to get judged on your dancing.
0:33:42 > 0:33:47But don't worry, we want you to go and meet your partners now, OK?
0:33:47 > 0:33:49And we're all going to wait in anticipation, as you come back.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51Let's give them some support!
0:33:51 > 0:33:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:59 > 0:34:01Ladies and gentlemen,
0:34:01 > 0:34:04let's meet the stars of tonight's Strictly I Love My Country.
0:34:04 > 0:34:07Dancing the quickstep, please welcome Micky Flanagan,
0:34:07 > 0:34:10Frank Skinner and their beautiful partners.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12LEN: Wehay!
0:34:12 > 0:34:16BALLROOM MUSIC PLAYS
0:34:28 > 0:34:30Come on, Frank!
0:34:39 > 0:34:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:34:47 > 0:34:51I remember saying, "It's OK, Officer, I'll see she gets home all right."
0:34:51 > 0:34:52LAUGHTER
0:34:54 > 0:34:56Has anybody got a neck brace?
0:34:56 > 0:34:58LAUGHTER
0:35:01 > 0:35:04Len, the quickstep is a tough one to start with, isn't it?
0:35:04 > 0:35:06It's a very tough dance, because of the speed.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08They've got to move very fast.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10Micky actually didn't pull that off quite.
0:35:10 > 0:35:12Frank, you thought his footwork was all right?
0:35:12 > 0:35:15I thought his footwork was excellent. He'd got the smile.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17Look at the smile. Yeah. Very proud and haughty.
0:35:17 > 0:35:19I thought Frank was fantastic.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Ooh, ooh.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24OK, Jamelia always has the final say here.
0:35:24 > 0:35:26Jamelia, who gets the two points?
0:35:26 > 0:35:28She looks gorgeous this evening.
0:35:29 > 0:35:32Really is the best-looking girl I've ever seen, I think.
0:35:32 > 0:35:36Frank, you were brilliant, but I've got to choose Micky this time.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:39 > 0:35:41SOME BOOING
0:35:42 > 0:35:46Who are ya? Who are ya?
0:35:49 > 0:35:51Well, what has that done to our scores?
0:35:51 > 0:35:54Frank's team are on 21 points.
0:35:54 > 0:35:56Micky's team are on 28 points.
0:35:56 > 0:35:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:02 > 0:36:05I think you should think about getting Jamelia as a judge on Strictly.
0:36:05 > 0:36:08Yeah, yeah. She was brilliant.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11It's the grand finale. We're going to play The Big Wheel.
0:36:11 > 0:36:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:12 > 0:36:14# You spin me right round, baby
0:36:14 > 0:36:17# Right round like a record, baby
0:36:17 > 0:36:20# Round, round, round, round... #
0:36:21 > 0:36:24There are loads of points up for grabs
0:36:24 > 0:36:26on the wheel and it works like this.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28I'm going to ask you a question.
0:36:28 > 0:36:29If you get that question right,
0:36:29 > 0:36:32your captain gets a chance to spin the wheel.
0:36:32 > 0:36:35If it lands on the special eight, your team
0:36:35 > 0:36:40can either take the eight points or you can gamble and spin again.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43Micky's team are in the lead, so they're up first.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45It's a well-known fact that we're a nation of tea drinkers.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53Oh, who likes a cup of tea?
0:36:54 > 0:36:56Anyone here in the tea industry?
0:36:58 > 0:37:01- Through a process of elimination... - Yeah.
0:37:01 > 0:37:02I had one this morning.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04LAUGHTER
0:37:04 > 0:37:05Chelsee had one.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08Mel didn't have one, but Larry had one.
0:37:08 > 0:37:13So we know there's definitely three been drunk so far, today alone.
0:37:14 > 0:37:16So no, we're working it out at sort of...
0:37:16 > 0:37:19- something like 60 million people in the country.- Um-hm.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22Probably a large percentage of those are children.
0:37:22 > 0:37:26- So about 40 million people, we're saying three a day?- Yeah.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29Three fours are...? Sorry, Chels.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31LAUGHTER
0:37:31 > 0:37:33- So we're going to go for... - 110, I'd say.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35110 million.
0:37:35 > 0:37:39OK. Micky's team are going for 110 million...
0:37:39 > 0:37:41More?
0:37:42 > 0:37:45Hold on, because we've got a man in our crowd
0:37:45 > 0:37:48who claims that he actually knows the answer.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50Oh, no. Here we go. Mr Tea.
0:37:50 > 0:37:54How many cups of tea do we drink as a nation every day?
0:37:54 > 0:37:56I think it's 165 million.
0:37:57 > 0:38:00- What's your name? - Barry.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02We're going with Barry. What about that?
0:38:02 > 0:38:06OK, Barry has given you some kind of insight
0:38:06 > 0:38:08and you think it's higher than 110 million.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10- Yes.- Yeah.- I can tell you...
0:38:10 > 0:38:11Barry's right.
0:38:11 > 0:38:15There are 165 million cups of tea
0:38:15 > 0:38:17drunk every day.
0:38:17 > 0:38:22- AUDIENCE CHANT: - Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25Well done, Frank. Come and spin the wheel.
0:38:25 > 0:38:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:38:28 > 0:38:30Give it a big one, Frank.
0:38:30 > 0:38:31I'm so proud of Barry.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34I think he should have an island named after him.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36LAUGHTER
0:38:36 > 0:38:39FAIRGROUND MUSIC PLAYS
0:38:53 > 0:38:56OK, how many are we behind at the moment?
0:38:56 > 0:38:57This will put you one point ahead.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59If we took eight? But you know what?
0:38:59 > 0:39:01We don't want to give you that.
0:39:01 > 0:39:04- Gamble, gamble... - Shall we try higher?
0:39:04 > 0:39:07- Yeah. AUDIENCE:- Gamble, gamble...
0:39:07 > 0:39:09Yeah, this is going to be big big.
0:39:09 > 0:39:11LAUGHTER
0:39:11 > 0:39:13FAIRGROUND MUSIC PLAYS
0:39:35 > 0:39:36Oh, dear.
0:39:38 > 0:39:40If there's any children at home watching,
0:39:40 > 0:39:41you can learn a lesson from that.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43Just be happy with what you've got.
0:39:45 > 0:39:47OK, let's move on to our second question.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49You ready, Barry?
0:39:51 > 0:39:54Your team do get to answer this one first.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57OK, the London 2012 Olympics were unforgettable,
0:39:57 > 0:40:00but let's see if you remember this.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08I'm going to give you a clue.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11Jonnie was there so that's one.
0:40:11 > 0:40:12I'm assuming Jonnie can name them.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14Do you know how many were in the Paralympics
0:40:14 > 0:40:16- to start off with, Jonnie? - I haven't a clue.- What?
0:40:16 > 0:40:18Barry, what about you?
0:40:19 > 0:40:23- 5,050?- 5,050 in the Olympics?
0:40:23 > 0:40:26- There'll be more in the Paralympics. - Did you used to be Carol Vorderman?
0:40:26 > 0:40:28LAUGHTER
0:40:29 > 0:40:31Are you saying about 7,000?
0:40:31 > 0:40:32Maybe, I'd say about that.
0:40:32 > 0:40:35And five and a half. That's 12 and a half.
0:40:35 > 0:40:36Say 13.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39OK, give me your final answer, Frank.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42OK, we're going to go, unlucky for some, 13,000.
0:40:42 > 0:40:4613,000. OK, Micky...
0:40:46 > 0:40:47Does anyone know here?
0:40:47 > 0:40:49Have we got a Barry in the audience?
0:40:50 > 0:40:53Somebody stood there and counted every contestant.
0:40:53 > 0:40:54Hands up for lower?
0:40:54 > 0:40:59It is... I think the consensus is lower, yeah.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02Micky's team are saying lower than 13,000. OK.
0:41:02 > 0:41:06Well, I can tell you that the number of athletes who entered
0:41:06 > 0:41:10both the Olympics and the Paralympics in 2012 was 14,690.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21- AUDIENCE CHANT: - Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23Come and spin the wheel again, Frank. Come on.
0:41:23 > 0:41:24Come on, Frank!
0:41:24 > 0:41:28Bit better this time. Give it a big one, come on.
0:41:31 > 0:41:32FAIRGROUND MUSIC PLAYS
0:41:44 > 0:41:46So close, so close.
0:41:46 > 0:41:49Oh, that was so... Oh, oh.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51Four points.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53OK, let's see how that affects the scores
0:41:53 > 0:41:55as we go into the last question.
0:41:55 > 0:42:00Frank, you're on 25, Micky's side, you're on 28.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:42:05 > 0:42:06One question left.
0:42:06 > 0:42:08And for this last question we're introducing
0:42:08 > 0:42:10two new possibilities to the Big Wheel.
0:42:10 > 0:42:14You can see right now that you can score 100 points,
0:42:14 > 0:42:17or you could end up losing everything.
0:42:18 > 0:42:21But before we give you the question, ladies and gentlemen,
0:42:21 > 0:42:24I want you to welcome tonight's special guest.
0:42:24 > 0:42:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:42:31 > 0:42:33This is Liz West.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36Now, Liz holds a world record that has something to do
0:42:36 > 0:42:39with one of our celebrity guests here tonight.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41Have any of you got any idea?
0:42:41 > 0:42:44Does she have the biggest collection of Spice Girls records?
0:42:45 > 0:42:48- How do you know that? - Does she?!
0:42:48 > 0:42:49- Yes.- Oh, blimey!
0:42:49 > 0:42:52She's got the biggest collection of Spice Girls memorabilia.
0:42:52 > 0:42:54- But you were close. - Oh, very close.
0:42:54 > 0:42:57- Very close, yeah.- It's odd, because she looks all right.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00I should have known the name,
0:43:00 > 0:43:03because didn't I send you something last week? Hiya!
0:43:03 > 0:43:05So tell us how many items of memorabilia,
0:43:05 > 0:43:08official Spice Girls memorabilia, have you got in your collection?
0:43:08 > 0:43:10There's 2,066 official.
0:43:10 > 0:43:13APPLAUSE
0:43:15 > 0:43:19And what would you say is the most prized item in your collection?
0:43:19 > 0:43:21Have you got Geri's dress?
0:43:21 > 0:43:23Not the Union Jack one, but it would be one of Geri's dresses.
0:43:23 > 0:43:25You've got one of Geri's dresses?
0:43:25 > 0:43:29- Yes. There's me wearing it. - That's you wearing the dress.
0:43:29 > 0:43:30Is that from a tour?
0:43:30 > 0:43:33That was from the first Spiceworld Tour.
0:43:33 > 0:43:36Yeah, OK. This is your question then.
0:43:40 > 0:43:42The dress we just saw there.
0:43:42 > 0:43:45One of her most prized possessions.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47Micky, you have the chance to answer this first.
0:43:47 > 0:43:53Well, I paid £4 for three pairs of socks the other day.
0:43:53 > 0:43:55And I thought that was extortionate, to be honest with you.
0:43:55 > 0:43:59So we were saying somewhere between three and four,
0:43:59 > 0:44:01so we'll go 3,500.
0:44:01 > 0:44:04Frank, 3,500 from Micky. Have I got more or less?
0:44:06 > 0:44:10Well, one of the problems we've got is Barry doesn't recall this.
0:44:10 > 0:44:12LAUGHTER
0:44:13 > 0:44:17But we think... I've spoken to Len, who spends a lot of time
0:44:17 > 0:44:21around glittery outfits, and he thinks that sounds a bit pricey.
0:44:21 > 0:44:24So I'm going to go lower than that.
0:44:24 > 0:44:28- You're going to go less than £3,500?- Yes.
0:44:28 > 0:44:30OK. Liz?
0:44:30 > 0:44:33This kills me to say it, cos I want Melanie's team to win...
0:44:33 > 0:44:35Aww...
0:44:42 > 0:44:47How sweet that you must stab your hero in the heart.
0:44:47 > 0:44:50Liz, have you ever heard of a thing called a lie?
0:44:50 > 0:44:53LAUGHTER
0:44:53 > 0:44:55- Go on, Liz.- It cost £2,500.
0:44:59 > 0:45:02Well done, Liz. Thank you so, so much.
0:45:02 > 0:45:05- Thank you.- Thank you. - Liz, ladies and gentlemen.
0:45:05 > 0:45:09APPLAUSE
0:45:11 > 0:45:15OK, come up to the wheel. You can mess this up, we know that.
0:45:15 > 0:45:17- I know that. - This is not a foregone conclusion.
0:45:17 > 0:45:19- Four points to win. - Four points to win.
0:45:19 > 0:45:21Come on, Frank!
0:45:29 > 0:45:30Four points to win!
0:45:53 > 0:45:54You know what?
0:45:57 > 0:46:00You know when I spun the wheel and I got nought,
0:46:00 > 0:46:04I remember thinking, "Well, it can't get any worse."
0:46:07 > 0:46:09The point scoring is over
0:46:09 > 0:46:13and the plucky British runners-up are Frank's team with no points!
0:46:13 > 0:46:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:46:16 > 0:46:20Which means, with 28 points, the team and supporters going home
0:46:20 > 0:46:24with the I Love My Country commemorative plates are Micky's.
0:46:24 > 0:46:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:46:26 > 0:46:28That's it for tonight's show.
0:46:28 > 0:46:30Thanks to Jamelia and the I Love My Country house band.
0:46:30 > 0:46:32To Jonnie, Christine and Len.
0:46:32 > 0:46:34To Chelsee, Melanie C and Larry.
0:46:34 > 0:46:37And to you at home, for watching. I'm Gabby Logan.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39I love my country. Good night.
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