Episode 7

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0:00:20 > 0:00:24# No hate, no fight Just excitation

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# All through the night

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# It's a celebration

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Yeah

0:00:34 > 0:00:37# Give us your hands Give us your heart

0:00:37 > 0:00:38# We're ready

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# There's only one direction

0:00:41 > 0:00:45# One world and one nation

0:00:46 > 0:00:49# On television

0:00:49 > 0:00:51# One plan, one star, one day

0:00:51 > 0:00:54# Just gimme, gimme, gimme. #

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Whoo!

0:00:56 > 0:00:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:03 > 0:01:07Good evening, and welcome to I Love My Country,

0:01:07 > 0:01:10the show which pays tribute to everything that makes Britain great,

0:01:10 > 0:01:12from cold weather to warm beer.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15And making the temperature soar this evening is our house band,

0:01:15 > 0:01:18led by the wonderful Jamelia. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:18 > 0:01:20# One plan, one star, one day

0:01:20 > 0:01:23# Just gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme

0:01:23 > 0:01:27# Yeah! # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Tonight we'll find out just how much our teams love this glorious nation

0:01:34 > 0:01:37through a series of Great British challenges.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39But to do that requires leadership,

0:01:39 > 0:01:41which comes in the form of our two team captains.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43More British than sausages and sunburn,

0:01:43 > 0:01:46it's Frank Skinner and Micky Flanagan!

0:01:46 > 0:01:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Joining Micky tonight, all the way from Walford,

0:01:58 > 0:02:01but she's no square, it's the lovely Natalie Cassidy.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:03 > 0:02:06The wild man of CBBC's Deadly 60, Steve Backshall.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:08 > 0:02:11And a man who's done it all, from soap opera to Spandau Ballet.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Ladies, control yourself, it's Martin Kemp.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE That's Micky's gang.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20And making up Frank's merry band this evening,

0:02:20 > 0:02:23he ain't heavy, he's my Big Brother, it's Brian Belo.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Bending it like Beckham, it's the England striker

0:02:28 > 0:02:31with over 100 caps, Kelly Smith. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:31 > 0:02:34And a rugby international with over 70 caps for Scotland,

0:02:34 > 0:02:35who scored an incredible 20 tries,

0:02:35 > 0:02:37but he never puts out the bins.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41It's my husband, Kenny Logan! That's Frank's team.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Brian, you won Big Brother 8. Yes, Big Brother 8, in 2007.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Oh, that was a golden age, wasn't it? Golden years.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53In case don't remember Brian, I'm sure you do,

0:02:53 > 0:02:55what he's probably most famous for

0:02:55 > 0:02:58is that you didn't know who William Shakespeare was.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Thank you for bringing that up. LAUGHTER

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Have you Wiki-ed him since you came out the house?

0:03:04 > 0:03:09Yes, I've found out certain things about him. OK. Like what?

0:03:09 > 0:03:13He liked to wear a big collar. LAUGHTER

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Now, as we know, a team is nothing without its supporters,

0:03:18 > 0:03:20and tonight is no exception.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23They'll be clapping, cheering and singing their hearts out

0:03:23 > 0:03:25all in the hope of winning one of these.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28It's the I Love My Country commemorative plate.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Look at that. Oh, yeah.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39It's a thing of beauty.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40Can I just say?

0:03:40 > 0:03:43I'm loving having you two on the show. It's so cute.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47No, he keeps looking at you.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Just like this. Ahh! Only because she told me to.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Jamelia, he's waiting to be told what to do.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54That's what we do at home.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Rugby players love being called cute, don't they?

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Really gees them up, that does.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03Before the game they all go, "Oh, you look cute, you do."

0:04:03 > 0:04:06LAUGHTER "Oh we're going to get right stuck in."

0:04:08 > 0:04:11In the scrum, "All right, gorgeous?"

0:04:11 > 0:04:14LAUGHTER

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Kenny, I know nothing about rugby.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Excellent. Move back to your place.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23OK. But I know you're a massive big star, because the host told me.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Yeah. She talks a lot of sense. She does. She's a fabulous woman.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30You did well. I'm a bit confused, because red and white isn't...

0:04:30 > 0:04:33You know, that's really my colour over there.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:04:35 > 0:04:38But Scotland have got an away jersey that looks a bit like this.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43So I feel quite like I'm on both sides today. I'm feeling lucky.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Well, we're representing Britain here, so we're all...

0:04:46 > 0:04:49I know you lot are trying to break away... Not me. Just stay with us a little longer.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I'm here forever.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54If you do go, will you take the Royal Bank of Scotland?

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Cos we can't afford it. LAUGHTER

0:04:58 > 0:05:00OK, right. It's time to buckle up

0:05:00 > 0:05:02and get this show on the road, literally.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05This first round is called Celebrity SatNav,

0:05:05 > 0:05:08where our guest must identify the names of three places in the UK,

0:05:08 > 0:05:12before trying to locate them on our I Love My Country map.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Now, all that travelling is likely to work up an appetite.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18So to help pinpoint the locations this week,

0:05:18 > 0:05:23what better marker to use than this scrumptious Cornish delicacy?

0:05:26 > 0:05:29APPLAUSE

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Thank you very much, Tiffany. There you go.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36This is the stargazy pie. Mmm.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39It's called, I can tell you, the stargazy pie,

0:05:39 > 0:05:42as the pilchards are poking out, looking up,

0:05:42 > 0:05:44as if looking towards the stars.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45I think the stargazing pie

0:05:45 > 0:05:48was designed as a tribute to the late Patrick Moore

0:05:48 > 0:05:52and when it's properly decorated, they each have a monocle.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54LAUGHTER

0:05:54 > 0:05:56What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten, Frank?

0:05:56 > 0:06:00I had, um, scorpion. I had deep-fried scorpion.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04Can you match that, Micky? I had live scorpion.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:06:10 > 0:06:13I had live squid, and they chop it up on the board

0:06:13 > 0:06:16and it's all wriggly, like that, on the board.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Yeah, I know. I feel terrible about it now.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Hey, it's a great story. LAUGHTER

0:06:21 > 0:06:24And when you eat it, you have to dip it in oil,

0:06:24 > 0:06:27otherwise, on the way down, it gets a grip on your throat.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29THEY GROAN Yeah.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31OK, this is how it works.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Letters are going to appear on the screen.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38You just buzz in when you know the UK location that's being spelt out.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Let's see where our SatNav is taking us first.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49BUZZER Frank.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52W-w-wors...Worsley. AUDIENCE GROANS

0:06:52 > 0:06:54No. Too late, too late, too late.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56BUZZER Yes, Steve.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Carlisle! It is Carlisle!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:07:05 > 0:07:07OK, that's one point.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10If you come over here, though, because for two extra points,

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Steve, come here and get the pie.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15You've got until the music stops, OK.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18On you go. Good luck. Steve, look at this man.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24MUSIC PLAYS Higher! Higher! Lower! Lower!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Down! Down!

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Stop, Steve.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31OK. No, no, no, no, no, no.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33No, no, no, no, no, no.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36We don't have cheating in my house.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Come on, back up here. I'm feeling quite firm tonight.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43So is Steve. OK, let's have a little look.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49GROANING AND APPLAUSE We're going to give it you.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51CHEERING Is that right?

0:07:53 > 0:07:56So, ironically, by stopping you from cheating,

0:07:56 > 0:07:58I helped you get the point there.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00I thought I could see a bit of green in between the...

0:08:00 > 0:08:02No, no, no.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Can't you do the old snooker referee thing?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Get out of town.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11OK, Her Majesty's Theatre in Carlisle was the first theatre ever

0:08:11 > 0:08:14to be lit by electricity in 1880.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17How did that gig go in the end, Frank? LAUGHTER

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Well, it started off all right,

0:08:22 > 0:08:24but they didn't like my live squid material.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26LAUGHTER

0:08:26 > 0:08:29OK, let's have a little look at where we're going next.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38BUZZER Steve?

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Ballymoney. Yes, Steve!

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Oh, you've been everywhere. You're really good. Well done.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46OK, Steve. You know how it works.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48My money's on you knowing where Ballymoney is.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Belfast.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53MUSIC PLAYS

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Up! Up! Keep going up.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Further up!

0:08:57 > 0:08:58Up, up, up! Further! Yes!

0:08:58 > 0:09:00There? There, OK.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02You're there. All right.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06Let's have a little look and see how you've done.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Very good. Very impressive.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Ballymoney is a small town in County Antrim, Northern Ireland,

0:09:19 > 0:09:21home to the world's oldest licensed distillery.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23It's famous for producing Black Bush,

0:09:23 > 0:09:25which is what Micky's barber calls his hair.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28I wondered where you were going with that.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29LAUGHTER

0:09:29 > 0:09:32OK. We're heading for our final destination.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Let's see where we're going. Come on, Frank's team.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46BUZZER Great Snoring.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49CHEERING It is Great Snoring.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Do you snore, Gabby? Yes.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58LAUGHTER Where is it? Where is it?

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Micky, no! No more cheating, Micky. Come on.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03I'm not cheating. You said they could help.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Yeah, when you get over here. Come on. Come on.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Oh, this is getting a bit... Getting a little bit...

0:10:08 > 0:10:11It's the company way. We don't hang about, babe.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14What's the matter with ya?

0:10:14 > 0:10:17If you get a bit of info coming, you get it in early.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Don't hang about. The man might keel over.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Go on, Micky. Go and place Great Snoring on the map.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25MUSIC STARTS

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Come on!

0:10:28 > 0:10:30CHEERING

0:10:33 > 0:10:36There you go. Oh, quite a lot of pressure on that.

0:10:36 > 0:10:41It turns out, we've got the Ordnance Survey annual do out tonight.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44LAUGHTER Let's have a little look.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48AUDIENCE: Oh!

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Don't ever get a job with Eddie Stobart, will you?

0:10:51 > 0:10:54God bless his soul.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57So, after that pie-based excursion, the scores are as follows.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01Frank's team yet to get off the mark, sadly.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Micky's team ahead on 7 points.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:11:12 > 0:11:15It's early days. There's plenty of time to make it up.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18You doing all right there, Kenny? Nice to get off to a good start, innit?

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Kenny played for Scotland. He's used to being behind early on.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24OK. LAUGHTER

0:11:24 > 0:11:26OK, we've got some more music coming up now,

0:11:26 > 0:11:29but there are still points to be won

0:11:29 > 0:11:31in a very quick game we're cryptically calling Guess The Song.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35In a moment our I Love My Country band are going to play a UK number one,

0:11:35 > 0:11:38and the job of our teams is to buzz in

0:11:38 > 0:11:42as soon as they've identified both the song title and the artist.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44If you buzz in too soon,

0:11:44 > 0:11:47then the points will automatically go to the other side. OK.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Let's hear it. MUSIC PLAYS

0:11:52 > 0:11:55BUZZER It's me.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57I know, I'm just amazed

0:11:57 > 0:11:59cos I expected the answer to come from over here.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02I meant because I thought Martin would get this.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Does she do this every time it's you, Kenny?

0:12:04 > 0:12:06It was Gold by Spandoo Ballet.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Hang on, hang on, hang on. It's called Spand-ow Ballet.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19Spandau. That's what I said, Spandau Ballet.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Tomorrow I'm going to put on a video for my little boy

0:12:21 > 0:12:24and it's going to be called Scooby Dooby Dow.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26LAUGHTER

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Indeed, it was Spandau Ballet's classic hit Gold. Well done, Brian.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33During the '80s, Spandau Ballet were famous for their flamboyant

0:12:33 > 0:12:35hairstyles and big hair, remember it? And the clothes, Martin.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39Yeah. AUDIENCE: Woo!

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Oh, yeah.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44A friend of mine, his mate had a big mullet, you know the way it's cut,

0:12:44 > 0:12:45and he always used to say,

0:12:45 > 0:12:49"Business at the front, party at the back." LAUGHTER

0:12:51 > 0:12:54OK, we're going to hear the rest of the song now,

0:12:54 > 0:12:55and there's a bonus point on offer

0:12:55 > 0:12:58for the supporters who Jamelia thinks sing the best.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01So, you all up for it? AUDIENCE: Yeah!

0:13:33 > 0:13:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:13:36 > 0:13:39I can never hear that too many times of an evening.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41It was spoiled for me by the fact that

0:13:41 > 0:13:44I was really doing the big swaying and the woman at the front

0:13:44 > 0:13:46I heard say to her mate, "Sweat patches."

0:13:46 > 0:13:48LAUGHTER

0:13:48 > 0:13:52I was sort of watching their team and then glancing back at mine and

0:13:52 > 0:13:55I don't think there's any point in even going to Jamelia for this one.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58CHEERING

0:13:58 > 0:14:00You were all fantastic. Absolutely fantastic.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03But Frank's team, I'm sorry.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05CHEERING

0:14:09 > 0:14:11So I didn't even win with my own song? No.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Can I just say that some of my audience, fair play,

0:14:14 > 0:14:18some of my people were sort of doing that Thunderbird type wave.

0:14:18 > 0:14:19You know, like...

0:14:19 > 0:14:22I'll have you know, Micky, that is the new, like, move.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Oh, well, I shall be doing it later.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27I mean, I know how to paint the floor red and all that.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Paint the FLOOR red?! Paint the TOWN red.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Listen, you're either a party animal or a decorator.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37Which one is it? LAUGHTER

0:14:37 > 0:14:40OK, our next round is called Great Britons.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43We've taken a selection of celebrities and mixed them together,

0:14:43 > 0:14:46like a fame cocktail, to make just one person.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49For example, if we took the face of the beautiful Natalie

0:14:49 > 0:14:52and mixed it with the rugged good looks of Martin,

0:14:52 > 0:14:54we'd end up with this.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56LAUGHTER

0:14:58 > 0:15:02How can someone so beautiful, like Martin, end up like that?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Every time I look at Natalie,

0:15:06 > 0:15:10I think about the time on EastEnders when you gave birth.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13LAUGHTER In front of 20 million people.

0:15:13 > 0:15:17Yeah, that's true. And I struggle to go to wee in front of one.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22OK. Frank, your team are going to go first this week.

0:15:22 > 0:15:26I want you to identify the faces of these Great Britons.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31LAUGHTER Coleen Rooney and Rylan.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Coleen Rooney and who?

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Rylan. It looks like Rylan. John Barrowman.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Oh, John Barrymore. Is it? John Barrymore?!

0:15:38 > 0:15:42Oh, John Barrowman. LAUGHTER

0:15:42 > 0:15:45It couldn't be Wayne and Coleen, could it?

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Isn't that Wayne's nose and ears? Oh, yeah.

0:15:47 > 0:15:51Are you going for a Rooney mash-up? Is that what you're going for?

0:15:51 > 0:15:55We think it... We think it's a Mr and Mrs Rooney mash-up.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Let's have a look and see if you're right.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:16:04 > 0:16:07Well done, you got two points there.

0:16:07 > 0:16:11Now, Kelly, you are a football superstar, aren't you? Erm...

0:16:11 > 0:16:13No, you are. Come on. Sometimes.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17She's a legend! You played for Seton Pirates. Seton Hall.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20And you were so brilliant, they retired your number when you left.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Yeah, it's a thing that they do in America.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26Yeah, they did it with Pele. The idea is that you were...

0:16:26 > 0:16:28you're so irreplaceable, no-one else should wear your number.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31I think that's fab. It's quite an achievement, right? It is!

0:16:31 > 0:16:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:16:36 > 0:16:39And it's a bit of a coincidence, because they retired my number

0:16:39 > 0:16:44at Smethwick Supplementary Benefit Office when I got work.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Now, you played for Arsenal Ladies.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49CHEERING And I feel actually quite at home,

0:16:49 > 0:16:52because I've got red and white behind me.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55I feel like I'm in the stadium. My team, my fans are behind me.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57CHEERING

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Do you think it's a bit old-fashioned that they're called Arsenal Ladies?

0:17:00 > 0:17:04"Ladies" sounds like such an old fashioned word, instead of Arsenal Women.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Somebody said to me... No, I think I prefer "ladies".

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Do you? Yeah, it's more proper.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11If someone said to me, "Have you seen Arsenal Ladies?"

0:17:11 > 0:17:13I'd say, "Yes, it's the third door on the left, mate."

0:17:13 > 0:17:16LAUGHTER See? Doesn't seem right.

0:17:16 > 0:17:20I love Kelly, she's great. APPLAUSE

0:17:23 > 0:17:26OK. Our next cunning fusion, Micky's team.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28LAUGHTER

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Right, we know one definitely. Definitely.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35We know one's definitely Paul Daniels.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Got it? We're good. I think we're ready.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Yeah? Oh, yeah. I think we're ready, yeah.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Tommy Cooper. Right. And Miranda.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48OK. Let's have a look and see if you're right.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Tommy Cooper and Miranda Hart.

0:17:57 > 0:17:58What a midwife she'd make.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01She'd deliver the baby "just like that!"

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Frank, this is your next pair.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09It's Micky! Oh, it's Gary Barlow.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Gary Barlow. Yeah, Gary Barlow. Is that Gary Barlow?

0:18:12 > 0:18:15So it's Cheryl Cole and Gary Barlow. You break it up.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Yeah Cheryl Cole and... My team, Kelly in particular,

0:18:18 > 0:18:22are convinced that it's Gary Barlow and Cheryl Cole.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Let's have a little look and see if you're even close.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:18:31 > 0:18:34OK, over to you, Micky's team.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Let's have a little look at your beauty.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Julie Goodyear, that's the hair.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Or it could be... Who's the fellow who plays...

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Paul O'Grady? Paul O'Grady.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48No, it's definitely Julie's eyes, isn't it?

0:18:48 > 0:18:52Yeah. Paul O'Grady and Julie Goodyear.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54OK, Let's have a little look. Come on!

0:18:54 > 0:18:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Frank's team. It's your final pair.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07LAUGHTER Now, that's brilliant.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Is it Trevor McDonald? Trevor McDonald.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Trevor McDonald and Moira Stuart.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Moira Stuart, yeah. You're going for Trevor and Moira.

0:19:16 > 0:19:17Yeah. Come on, Moira.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Trevor McDonald and Moira Stuart.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21OK let's have a look and see if you're right.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:19:27 > 0:19:30And finally, Micky, this is your Great British pairing.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32LAUGHTER

0:19:34 > 0:19:39HE IMPERSONATES BRUCE FORSYTH I think we've got an answer...

0:19:39 > 0:19:42Once I go Brucie, we'll be here for hours.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44HE IMPERSONATES BRUCE FORSYTH

0:19:44 > 0:19:47You know what's scary, though? It actually looks like...

0:19:47 > 0:19:51no mash-up at all but Richard Branson a little bit.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53LAUGHTER Yeah.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Well, Brian saw the collar and thought it was William Shakespeare.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58LAUGHTER

0:20:01 > 0:20:08OK. We are going to go for Camilla Parker-Bowles and...Brucie.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Let's have a look and see if you're right.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:20:15 > 0:20:18OK. At the end of that round, let's see what it's done to the scores.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Frank's team have 9 points.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24Micky's team are ahead on 16 points.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 16 points!

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Time for some more music now.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Jamelia is going to sing a well-known Take That song.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Teams, buzz in when you know both the song

0:20:36 > 0:20:39and the name of the British romance fantasy film it was written for.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Jamelia, over to you.

0:20:43 > 0:20:47# You light... #

0:20:47 > 0:20:49BUZZER Too early.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Natalie! Hot fingers!

0:20:51 > 0:20:54It's...it's If I Ruled the World, Rule The World.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56And it's Stardust, the film.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59She's spot on. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:21:01 > 0:21:03I think it's a lovely song.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Do you like Take That? No? No, I despise Take That.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Really? Oh, you're not going to like tonight's mystery guest.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12LAUGHTER

0:21:12 > 0:21:16I wouldn't go and see Take That if they were playing in my kitchen.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20And I live in an open-plan flat. LAUGHTER

0:21:20 > 0:21:22I love Take That.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25And whenever I come back into London on the train,

0:21:25 > 0:21:26as I get off, I always start singing,

0:21:26 > 0:21:30# Never forget where you're coming from. #

0:21:30 > 0:21:33That was really good. Yeah, it's not bad, is it? Yeah.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36If this don't work out, X Factor, man.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37OK, well, I like it

0:21:37 > 0:21:40so I think we should hear a bit more of the song, Jamelia.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43And, teams, there's an extra point on offer

0:21:43 > 0:21:45for the supporters who sway along the best.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Right, come on.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15APPLAUSE

0:22:17 > 0:22:20OK, Jamelia. I could see your eyes darting around.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Who were the best swayers? Micky's or Frank's?

0:22:23 > 0:22:26There was a lot of... I don't know what you call it,

0:22:26 > 0:22:28a lot of friction going on over here.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31You didn't really get it together. Our of sync? Out of sync, yeah.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Yeah, out of sync. So definitely Micky's team this time.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36CHEERING

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Can I say, I'm really proud of my people

0:22:39 > 0:22:42for not being able to sway to Take That?

0:22:42 > 0:22:44LAUGHTER AND CHEERING

0:22:47 > 0:22:49"My people"? Yeah. They're your people?

0:22:49 > 0:22:53They're my people, aren't you? CHEERING

0:22:53 > 0:22:55The People's Republic of Frank.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59I like it. Yeah, maybe we can # Rule the world. #

0:22:59 > 0:23:01LAUGHTER

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Now, Britain is famous for its parties,

0:23:03 > 0:23:05from the Jubilee to the Monster Raving Loonies.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08And here on I Love My Country, we're no different.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10It's time to play The Party Game.

0:23:11 > 0:23:16# Let me entertain you

0:23:19 > 0:23:24# Let me entertain you. #

0:23:25 > 0:23:28We're having a lovely time at our party, aren't we?

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Oh, it's marvellous. Perhaps not Kenny, though.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Because on Kenny's lap is the present nobody wants.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36In three minutes and 19 seconds

0:23:36 > 0:23:38the whole thing is going to self-destruct.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40I'm going to ask a series of questions.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43Get the question right and you just pass it on - it's as simple as that.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46Get it wrong and you're stuck with it until you get a question right.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49The team who are left at the end holding the present

0:23:49 > 0:23:52when it self-destructs will get nothing.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54The other team get all the points.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56It's a massive round.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Let's start the clock.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01In Scotland, a Tam o'Shanter is usually worn on what part of the body?

0:24:01 > 0:24:06Head. Yes. Moving on. Harry Styles is a member of which boy band?

0:24:07 > 0:24:09BOTH: One Direction.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13In 2006, Belfast City Airport was renamed after whom?

0:24:13 > 0:24:15George Best. George Best. Moving on.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17APPLAUSE

0:24:17 > 0:24:19What does this road sign mean, Brian?

0:24:19 > 0:24:23Erm, motorbikes overhead. LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:24:26 > 0:24:29I don't drive, I can't. It took me seven attempts to pass my theory.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Motor vehicles prohibited.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35Who was the first Englishman to circumnavigate the globe?

0:24:35 > 0:24:36Erm, Christopher Columbus.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38No, Sir Francis Drake.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Where was rugby invented?

0:24:40 > 0:24:43It's in the name, it's in the name, it's in the name.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45When? No, where? Where? Wales.

0:24:45 > 0:24:46LAUGHTER No.

0:24:46 > 0:24:50In the nursery rhyme, Rub-a-dub-dub, who were the three men in a tub?

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Pass, Brian! Pass.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58The butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00What does the abbreviation PAYE stand for?

0:25:00 > 0:25:02Oh, that's payment. Pay.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Pay? Pay as you go.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06LAUGHTER

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Pay as you earn.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Go on, Gabby. Hurry up.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13It's all right, Brian, you're good at this.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15Who came runner-up in the first series of Pop Idol?

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Oh! Gareth Gates! Yes!

0:25:17 > 0:25:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:22 > 0:25:25According to legend,

0:25:25 > 0:25:27which 18th century highwayman rode a horse called Black Bess?

0:25:27 > 0:25:31Dick Whittington. No, Dick Turpin.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33In an emergency, what number do you call for the coastguard?

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Pass. 999. Is it?!

0:25:35 > 0:25:38What is JK Rowling's first name?

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Oh, my God...

0:25:40 > 0:25:42No, it's not. It's Joanne.

0:25:42 > 0:25:46Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma-Gate is the shortest street in which Yorkshire City?

0:25:46 > 0:25:48I DON'T KNOW!

0:25:48 > 0:25:51LOUD BANG

0:25:52 > 0:25:54APPLAUSE

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Honestly, that is the most panicking thing.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Did your brain just completely...? It just goes.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05I'm just thinking, "It's going to go at any minute."

0:26:05 > 0:26:08And the JK Rowling one, that was obviously Joanne.

0:26:08 > 0:26:09Even I knew that.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12Brian, Brian! What's even worse is that he beat me.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15I've got to live that one down, haven't I?

0:26:15 > 0:26:18I did and all. LAUGHTER

0:26:18 > 0:26:20OK, Natalie got caught with the present,

0:26:20 > 0:26:23so all the points go to Frank's team.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:26:26 > 0:26:30# Let me entertain you. #

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Kenny, you haven't looked as surprised as that

0:26:38 > 0:26:41since I told you I was pregnant with twins.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42That was a good look.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45OK, let's have a little look at the scores so far.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Frank's team has 15 points

0:26:47 > 0:26:49and Micky's team just ahead on 16 points.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:26:57 > 0:27:00My lot have stopped cheering and they're just...

0:27:00 > 0:27:02They're in despair.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Come on, Frank's supporters.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08We want to win the plates!

0:27:08 > 0:27:11These are people that don't have plates!

0:27:11 > 0:27:14OK, let's have one more bit of music.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Buzz in when you know the song

0:27:16 > 0:27:19and the name of the British band that made it a hit.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28BUZZER

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Everybody In Love by JLS.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:35 > 0:27:40How did you know that? You know nothing about music.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43Also, you said earlier you were dyslexic

0:27:43 > 0:27:44but you were all right with JLS.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46LAUGHTER

0:27:46 > 0:27:49Frank, Frank, that's because he got his sofa from there.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:27:55 > 0:27:58OK. Television is full of repeats,

0:27:58 > 0:28:01but the truth is, some things are worth watching again

0:28:01 > 0:28:03and again and again.

0:28:03 > 0:28:07Which is part of the reason for the next round, As Seen On TV.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10We play in a clip of a great British television moment

0:28:10 > 0:28:13and players have to answer a question about what they've just seen.

0:28:13 > 0:28:16We're going to start with the youngsters, Brian and Natalie.

0:28:16 > 0:28:19I want you both to take a little look at this clip. OK?

0:28:19 > 0:28:21I like the Geordie accent and I think you should never be ashamed

0:28:21 > 0:28:24of your accent or where you come from.

0:28:24 > 0:28:27Howay. He's a worky ticket. A worky, worky ticket.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30If they can understand Simon Cowell, they can understand her.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33I can't even understand meself speak, so that makes sense.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35LAUGHTER

0:28:35 > 0:28:37OK. Your question, Brian and Natalie,

0:28:37 > 0:28:39is what news story were those people...

0:28:39 > 0:28:41BUZZER Natalie.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44You've got to get in there. Sorry, Gabby. Yeah, go on.

0:28:44 > 0:28:46I believe they were talking about Cheryl Cole

0:28:46 > 0:28:51going over to US X Factor, and the rumour being that her Geordie accent

0:28:51 > 0:28:53couldn't be understood.

0:28:53 > 0:28:56You couldn't have said that more precisely. Thank you.

0:28:56 > 0:28:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:28:59 > 0:29:01OK. Let's move on to Kelly and Steve.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03I want you both to have a little look at this clip.

0:29:03 > 0:29:07It's from The Weakest Link, featuring our very own Brian Belo.

0:29:07 > 0:29:10In prisoner-of-war camps during World War II,

0:29:10 > 0:29:13what T was the kind of underground passage

0:29:13 > 0:29:15that was frequently dug as a means of escape?

0:29:15 > 0:29:18Herbal tea. LAUGHTER

0:29:18 > 0:29:20Nearly. Tunnel.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23LAUGHTER

0:29:27 > 0:29:29That was The Weakest Link presented by Anne Robinson.

0:29:29 > 0:29:33But for two points, Kelly and Steve, who did Anne Robinson

0:29:33 > 0:29:36try to banish to Room 101 for being irritating and annoying?

0:29:36 > 0:29:38BUZZER Yes, Steve.

0:29:38 > 0:29:41The Welsh. You are absolutely correct.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:29:47 > 0:29:50Can I just say that Jamelia was on Room 101.

0:29:50 > 0:29:52I was. And what did you put in?

0:29:52 > 0:29:54I put... I put mornings in. It was...

0:29:54 > 0:29:56Morning? Mornings, yeah.

0:29:56 > 0:29:58Because, basically I was just saying,

0:29:58 > 0:30:00who decided that we had to...

0:30:00 > 0:30:03Like, that morning had to be morning?

0:30:03 > 0:30:05Like, that it had... OK. Let me start again.

0:30:05 > 0:30:09For instance, why can't we start everything at, like, 12?

0:30:09 > 0:30:11Wouldn't that be easier for everybody?

0:30:11 > 0:30:15Yeah, it was a tough night that night on Room 101.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18LAUGHTER OK. Let's stay with the Welsh theme.

0:30:18 > 0:30:22Kenny and Martin, I want you to take a look at this clip

0:30:22 > 0:30:24of former Welsh Secretary John Redwood

0:30:24 > 0:30:26singing away to the Welsh national anthem.

0:30:26 > 0:30:31# Ei gwrol ryfelwyr

0:30:31 > 0:30:35# Gwladgarwyr tra mad

0:30:35 > 0:30:42# Dros ryddid collasant eu gwaed. #

0:30:42 > 0:30:45LAUGHTER

0:30:45 > 0:30:48That was John Redwood singing the Welsh national anthem,

0:30:48 > 0:30:50Mae Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau.

0:30:50 > 0:30:54But for two points, can you tell me what that translates to in English?

0:30:56 > 0:30:59BUZZER Yeah. Kenny? No, don't look to them.

0:30:59 > 0:31:02Erm, happiness. That means happiness, does it? OK.

0:31:02 > 0:31:05The Ken Dodd song?

0:31:05 > 0:31:07That would be brilliant with the Welsh team!

0:31:07 > 0:31:09# Happiness, happiness

0:31:09 > 0:31:12# The greatest gift that I possess. #

0:31:12 > 0:31:15LAUGHTER Why not start it like that?!

0:31:15 > 0:31:18Kenny, believe it or not, that's incorrect.

0:31:18 > 0:31:21I know it now. It's come back to me. It's called Land Of My Fathers.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24Oh, well, it's... Hang on a minute. Hang on a minute.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26APPLAUSE It's all coming back to me.

0:31:26 > 0:31:29Hang on, hang on. Did somebody tell you that? No.

0:31:29 > 0:31:33I mean, "It's all coming back to me now"?!

0:31:33 > 0:31:38Jamelia. Sometimes I have an issue that I can't resolve myself.

0:31:38 > 0:31:41I suspect a little bit of foul play has gone on over here. Yeah.

0:31:41 > 0:31:45What would you do, Jamelia? Well, in all honesty...

0:31:45 > 0:31:49Oh, well, actually, let me just backtrack first.

0:31:49 > 0:31:52I really love you. I really do. LAUGHTER

0:31:52 > 0:31:55There's a "but" coming now, isn't there?

0:31:55 > 0:31:57No, no, no. But he is an actor.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00Like, a professional actor. So I wouldn't trust him. APPLAUSE

0:32:00 > 0:32:05So would you just not give anyone the points?

0:32:05 > 0:32:07No, I just... Yeah, just not give.

0:32:07 > 0:32:09But the longer it took, the more it was coming back.

0:32:09 > 0:32:11And I just thought, Land Of My Fathers.

0:32:11 > 0:32:13As you said, it is Land Of My Fathers.

0:32:13 > 0:32:16But the way you achieved that answer is not legitimate for the game.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18So no points anywhere.

0:32:18 > 0:32:21Finally, in this round, it's the turn of our captains,

0:32:21 > 0:32:22Frank and Micky.

0:32:22 > 0:32:24Now, we all know that over the years

0:32:24 > 0:32:26Wimbledon has been unkind to us Brits.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28From the trials of Tim Henman

0:32:28 > 0:32:30to the agony of Andy Murray losing the final.

0:32:30 > 0:32:33But nothing has been more painful than this.

0:32:33 > 0:32:35We're going where the sun shines.

0:32:35 > 0:32:36# Going where the sun shines... #

0:32:36 > 0:32:38Going where the sea is blue.

0:32:38 > 0:32:42# We're going where the sea is blue

0:32:42 > 0:32:46# We've seen it in the movies

0:32:46 > 0:32:50# Let's see if it's true. #

0:32:50 > 0:32:51THUNDERCLAP

0:32:51 > 0:32:54It looks like rain's stopped play. Oh, no!

0:32:54 > 0:32:59So, Frank and Micky, I want you both to put on Cliff Richard costumes.

0:32:59 > 0:33:02Oh, no! And lead your teams in a sing-song...

0:33:02 > 0:33:05No, no, no! ..to keep us all entertained here.

0:33:06 > 0:33:10Why don't I get Kurt Cobain or Elvis? Cliff!

0:33:10 > 0:33:14You're going to be singing Summer Holiday. The lyrics...

0:33:14 > 0:33:16Do you know the life I've led? I cannot be Cliff.

0:33:18 > 0:33:21David Dickinson!

0:33:23 > 0:33:26Cheap as chips. Ooh!

0:33:26 > 0:33:29Jamelia, you're going to award the two points

0:33:29 > 0:33:31to your favourite Cliff lookalike, OK?

0:33:31 > 0:33:33We'll all join in too.

0:33:33 > 0:33:37# We're all going on a summer holiday

0:33:37 > 0:33:40# No more working for a week or two... #

0:33:40 > 0:33:44Come on! # Fun and laughter on a summer holiday

0:33:44 > 0:33:47# No more worries for me and you

0:33:47 > 0:33:51# For a week or two. #

0:33:51 > 0:33:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:33:57 > 0:34:00Can I just say that when I was on the Graham Norton Show,

0:34:00 > 0:34:01I met Cliff Richard backstage,

0:34:01 > 0:34:04and you never know what to say to people, do you?

0:34:04 > 0:34:06And I looked at him and I said,

0:34:06 > 0:34:09"So where did you go on that holiday in the end?"

0:34:09 > 0:34:12LAUGHTER Jamelia, you were judging that.

0:34:12 > 0:34:15Who was the best Cliff? Micky, I thought you were fantastic.

0:34:15 > 0:34:17Yeah?

0:34:17 > 0:34:21I was also paying attention to your supporters. Oh, here we go.

0:34:21 > 0:34:23And you've got a real grumpy-guts on your team there.

0:34:23 > 0:34:25He didn't want to participate.

0:34:25 > 0:34:27He was really letting your side down. So I'm saying...

0:34:27 > 0:34:29Frank's won. ..that Frank has won.

0:34:29 > 0:34:32CHEERING AND BOOING

0:34:35 > 0:34:38Let's have a little look at how that has affected the scores.

0:34:38 > 0:34:42Well, Frank's team are on 17, but Micky's are ahead now on 23 points.

0:34:42 > 0:34:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:34:49 > 0:34:55But now that can all change because it's time to play The Big Wheel.

0:34:55 > 0:34:57# You spin me right round, baby

0:34:57 > 0:34:59# Right round

0:34:59 > 0:35:03# Like a record, baby Right round, round, round. #

0:35:03 > 0:35:05Gabby, can we stop calling it The Big Wheel?

0:35:05 > 0:35:08You know, it's hardly the London Eye over there.

0:35:08 > 0:35:11On the wheel there are lots of points up for grabs.

0:35:11 > 0:35:14If your team gets a question right, your captain will then get

0:35:14 > 0:35:19to spin the wheel for a chance to win some of those points.

0:35:19 > 0:35:22Micky's team, you're leading, you're going to answer first.

0:35:22 > 0:35:25And the question is, how many rooms are there in Buckingham Palace?

0:35:25 > 0:35:28Ah. Oh, let me think. How many times have I stayed there?

0:35:28 > 0:35:30What room does she put me in?

0:35:30 > 0:35:32Martin, have you been? Yeah, I've been.

0:35:32 > 0:35:35Is there anyone here who works at the palace? Martin's been, Micky.

0:35:35 > 0:35:38I've been, but I can't tell you how many rooms there are there.

0:35:38 > 0:35:39Ever been there? Ever met the Queen?

0:35:39 > 0:35:41No. I've met the Queen. I have met the Queen.

0:35:41 > 0:35:44When? When I was 11, I met the Queen.

0:35:44 > 0:35:48She came to Basildon Council to open up our new clock.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51I was sitting in Basildon Council with all the other councillors

0:35:51 > 0:35:54and she came through and then she went to me, "Oh, hello," like, "How are you?"

0:35:54 > 0:35:56And she went, "Oh, I'm very nice."

0:35:56 > 0:35:59And she was like, "Oh, are you a councillor?" I was like, "I'm 11."

0:35:59 > 0:36:01LAUGHTER

0:36:01 > 0:36:04We're still working out how many rooms are in Buckingham Palace.

0:36:04 > 0:36:08We've come up with an answer with the assistance of a kind gentleman in the building.

0:36:08 > 0:36:10Who's that? With the yellow hat here.

0:36:10 > 0:36:12He's the man here. Oh, yeah.

0:36:12 > 0:36:14He claims to believe that it's 620.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17Right. And who am I to challenge a man in a yellow hat?

0:36:17 > 0:36:19They're going 620, Frank. Where are you going?

0:36:19 > 0:36:21More or less?

0:36:21 > 0:36:24I've found a lady in our team.

0:36:24 > 0:36:28If you pass that along to the lady in the spectacles

0:36:28 > 0:36:30she was very confident.

0:36:30 > 0:36:32So what's your name? Rebecca.

0:36:32 > 0:36:35How many rooms are there in Buckingham Palace? 872.

0:36:35 > 0:36:37APPLAUSE

0:36:39 > 0:36:43I'm thinking maybe we should save the applause until we get the answer.

0:36:43 > 0:36:46But that's... We're saying higher.

0:36:46 > 0:36:48Frank's saying more. You're saying 620.

0:36:48 > 0:36:50I can tell you there are...

0:36:50 > 0:36:52775 rooms in Buckingham Palace.

0:36:52 > 0:36:54APPLAUSE

0:36:56 > 0:36:59It's, of course, now Frank's turn to come and spin the wheel.

0:37:00 > 0:37:03Give it a huge spin, Frank.

0:37:03 > 0:37:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:37:06 > 0:37:08FAIRGROUND MUSIC PLAYS

0:37:24 > 0:37:27A measly three, which I believe ties the scores.

0:37:29 > 0:37:31With two more questions left...

0:37:31 > 0:37:33We're going to move on to our second question now

0:37:33 > 0:37:36and, Frank's team, you get to answer this first this time.

0:37:36 > 0:37:38Now, earlier we saw Cliff Richard singing on Centre Court

0:37:38 > 0:37:40at Wimbledon back in 1996.

0:37:40 > 0:37:43But tell me how many portions of strawberries

0:37:43 > 0:37:46were eaten at Wimbledon in 2012?

0:37:46 > 0:37:50Rebecca? Portions of strawberries..

0:37:50 > 0:37:52How many people go? It must be more than that.

0:37:52 > 0:37:55A day, a day. A day, so you're looking...

0:37:55 > 0:37:58But it's a fortnight. So that's... So it's 280. 280.

0:37:58 > 0:38:00That's what you are saying. 280,000 people.

0:38:00 > 0:38:03Frank, how many? We think... We think...

0:38:03 > 0:38:05320. We think 320,000.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08You think 320,000. OK.

0:38:10 > 0:38:12What you talking about? Er...

0:38:12 > 0:38:15Micky's team, I'm going to have to get an answer.

0:38:15 > 0:38:18More or less? We are going more. You think more.

0:38:18 > 0:38:19More than that, yeah.

0:38:19 > 0:38:23The people of Wimbledon love their strawberries, yeah.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26When Cliff starts singing, you go and get strawberries.

0:38:26 > 0:38:27LAUGHTER

0:38:27 > 0:38:30I can tell you, the correct answer was...

0:38:30 > 0:38:34142,000 portions of strawberries.

0:38:36 > 0:38:37Come and spin the wheel!

0:38:37 > 0:38:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:38:40 > 0:38:44Frankie, Frankie, Frankie, Frankie!

0:38:58 > 0:39:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:39:05 > 0:39:07Don't despair, Micky's team.

0:39:07 > 0:39:08People dreaming of plates.

0:39:08 > 0:39:11Because to keep things interesting for the last question,

0:39:11 > 0:39:13we've introduced two new possibilities to the Big Wheel,

0:39:13 > 0:39:15as you can see this time.

0:39:15 > 0:39:19You can score 100 points, or you could end up losing everything.

0:39:19 > 0:39:21AUDIENCE GROANS

0:39:21 > 0:39:24Because Frank's team are leading going into the last question,

0:39:24 > 0:39:26your team gets to answer first.

0:39:26 > 0:39:28But it's a question, as always, with a difference.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30Ladies and gentlemen,

0:39:30 > 0:39:34please welcome tonight's special guest, Lloyd Scott MBE.

0:39:34 > 0:39:40APPLAUSE

0:39:53 > 0:39:57Lloyd, tell everybody here what you're famous for.

0:39:57 > 0:40:00Completing the 2002 London Marathon

0:40:00 > 0:40:04wearing this 140lb deep-sea diving suit.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:40:07 > 0:40:11140lb, this.

0:40:11 > 0:40:14There you are. And you did it all for a very good cause, didn't you?

0:40:14 > 0:40:18Yes, yes, I did it for a children's cancer charity.

0:40:18 > 0:40:19Have you been underwater in it?

0:40:19 > 0:40:22Yeah, I actually did an underwater marathon in Loch Ness.

0:40:22 > 0:40:24The world's first underwater marathon.

0:40:24 > 0:40:28Took me 12 days to walk from one end of Loch Ness to the other.

0:40:28 > 0:40:30And did you see anything suspicious in there?

0:40:30 > 0:40:33Only two fish, which means something might have eaten them all.

0:40:33 > 0:40:36So there's something big killing them off, yeah.

0:40:36 > 0:40:37LAUGHTER

0:40:37 > 0:40:40How many people were doing that marathon, or was it just you?

0:40:40 > 0:40:43Funnily, just me on the day, yeah. OK.

0:40:43 > 0:40:44LAUGHTER

0:40:44 > 0:40:47How much did you raise? In total, with all the things I've done,

0:40:47 > 0:40:51I've raised over £5 million now for charity.

0:40:51 > 0:40:53£5 million!

0:40:55 > 0:40:56Well done, Lloyd.

0:40:56 > 0:41:01OK, so Frank's team are in the lead on 43 points.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03Micky's team on 23.

0:41:03 > 0:41:07So, Frank's team, you get a chance to go first with this question.

0:41:07 > 0:41:10The question is... In 2002, how long did it take Lloyd Scott

0:41:10 > 0:41:14to complete the London Marathon in his 140lb diving suit?

0:41:16 > 0:41:18How many? 42?

0:41:18 > 0:41:2322? I don't think it would take... I don't think it would take that long.

0:41:23 > 0:41:25You think? 12. 12 days.

0:41:25 > 0:41:28Let's split the difference. No, 12. 13.

0:41:28 > 0:41:33We've decided to fly in the face of superstition and say 13 days.

0:41:33 > 0:41:35You're saying 13 days?

0:41:35 > 0:41:3813 days, Micky. Higher or lower?

0:41:38 > 0:41:39AUDIENCE CHATTER

0:41:39 > 0:41:42What do we think, guys? Does anyone know this?

0:41:42 > 0:41:45Does anyone know? Let's go higher.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48OK, um... Let's go higher, go higher. OK.

0:41:48 > 0:41:52After much discussion, we're going to go higher.

0:41:52 > 0:41:54Lloyd, tell us, how long did it take you?

0:41:54 > 0:42:00No, I absolutely whizzed round in five days, eight hours,

0:42:00 > 0:42:0329 minutes and 46 seconds.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08Ladies and gentlemen, please give a lot of love to Lloyd Scott.

0:42:08 > 0:42:10Thank you very much.

0:42:10 > 0:42:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:42:17 > 0:42:20Come on, Frank. Come on, Frank's supporters. Spin the wheel.

0:42:20 > 0:42:25WHOOPING AND CHEERING

0:42:35 > 0:42:37Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

0:42:40 > 0:42:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:42:46 > 0:42:47Lucky seven.

0:42:47 > 0:42:53Which means Frank's team are the winners on 50 points!

0:42:53 > 0:42:55They pick up the coveted

0:42:55 > 0:42:59I Love My Country commemorative plate this week.

0:42:59 > 0:43:01That's it for tonight's show.

0:43:01 > 0:43:05Thanks to Jamelia and our house band, Brian, Kelly, Kenny, Natalie,

0:43:05 > 0:43:09Steve, Martin, Frank and Micky, and all the supporters in the studio.

0:43:09 > 0:43:10And, of course, you at home.

0:43:10 > 0:43:13We ALL love our country! I'm Gabby Logan.

0:43:13 > 0:43:15Thank you and good night.

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