Episode 8

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0:00:21 > 0:00:25# No pain, no fight, just excitation

0:00:25 > 0:00:28# All through the night it's a celebration

0:00:28 > 0:00:32# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

0:00:32 > 0:00:33# Yeah

0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Give us your hands

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# Give us your heart

0:00:39 > 0:00:42# There's only one direction

0:00:42 > 0:00:46# One world and one nation

0:00:47 > 0:00:49# On television

0:00:49 > 0:00:53# One plan, one style, one day

0:00:53 > 0:00:55# Just gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme

0:00:55 > 0:00:57# Yeah, yeah! #

0:01:03 > 0:01:07Hello and welcome to I Love My Country,

0:01:07 > 0:01:10the show that pay tribute to everything - everything -

0:01:10 > 0:01:11that makes this country great,

0:01:11 > 0:01:14from the Yorkshire Dales to the mountains of Wales.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16And perched high above us,

0:01:16 > 0:01:17with a panoramic view of the proceedings,

0:01:17 > 0:01:22it's our awesome house band, led by the stunning Jamelia.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25# One plan, one style, one day

0:01:25 > 0:01:28# Just gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme

0:01:28 > 0:01:29# Yeah. #

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Tonight, our two teams will be scrapping it out

0:01:36 > 0:01:38to see who loves their country the most.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42Unfortunately, they'll be led by two knockout comedy heavyweights -

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Frank Skinner and Micky Flanagan.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55On Frank's team tonight -

0:01:55 > 0:01:59she's the golden girl of taekwondo, it's Olympic champion Jade Jones.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05She's a superstar DJ from Radio 1, Sara Cox.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10And the fiercest dragon of them all - it's Duncan Bannatyne.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12That's Frank's team.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15While Micky's trio this week -

0:02:15 > 0:02:19he's got to dance, it's Diversity's Ashley Banjo.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22The drinks are on him,

0:02:22 > 0:02:24from Two Pints of Lager, it's Will Mellor.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28And did somebody shout "Ricky"?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Go wild for EastEnders' Patsy Palmer.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35That's Micky's crew.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37What I said was tonight,

0:02:37 > 0:02:40that I'd like the tallest, best-looking man in show business

0:02:40 > 0:02:42standing next to me.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Sometimes, I don't feel fat and middle-aged enough, you know?

0:02:46 > 0:02:47I was going to ask you, right -

0:02:47 > 0:02:50when you get to middle age, you end up at parties

0:02:50 > 0:02:53and they say, "Come on, we're having a dance,"

0:02:53 > 0:02:55and you think "Oh, good God, here we go."

0:02:55 > 0:02:57And I get up and I've reached that point now

0:02:57 > 0:02:59where I do do a bit of dad dancing.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Oh, right, OK.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03So I was wondering if you could just show me one tasty move.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Can we see it round here? We need to see the full thing, don't we?

0:03:06 > 0:03:08AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Yeah - cos it weren't going to be hard enough back there, was it?

0:03:12 > 0:03:14I saw you doing that a minute ago.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Oh, gosh - all right, let's do it.

0:03:17 > 0:03:18Check it out, Jamelia.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20ASHLEY: Focus, Micky, focus, you got to focus.

0:03:20 > 0:03:25All right, OK - watch this, Duncan, there might be a future in this.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Let's go. Take your hand - ready? Like this...

0:03:28 > 0:03:30OK, now gimme a fish.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32OK, you're standing like a dad - don't.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35You got to stand up straight. Gimme a fish, like this.

0:03:35 > 0:03:40Now we're going to extend this wave...through your whole body.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Oh, that's not bad. So put that one down.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45I went a bit belly dancer then, didn't I?

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Now we're going to use the body, like this - ready?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Yeah? And then now...

0:03:52 > 0:03:55I've seen cats do that just before they're sick.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00We're going to link them together. Along, down...

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Up...and out.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Would you be honoured to come on the tour we're doing this year?

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Would you come on?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18I'm a bit busy. All right.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Now, behind both our teams are their wonderful supporters,

0:04:23 > 0:04:26charged with clapping, cheering and singing their teams to victory

0:04:26 > 0:04:29in the hope of winning TV's ultimate trophy,

0:04:29 > 0:04:32the I Love My Country commemorative plate.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44That has, as they say, upped the ante.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48Really has, yeah. Lit up the ante. Different energy in the room now.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Sparks flew off of him when he saw that plate.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54He's going to work that into the next Diversity routine.

0:04:55 > 0:04:56Let's get down to business -

0:04:56 > 0:04:58it's our first round, Celebrity Satnav.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01In this game, our team's knowledge of British geography

0:05:01 > 0:05:04will be tested to the limit using our I Love My Country map.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06AUDIENCE: Ooh! Ooh, indeed.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Our team must guess the name of a British place

0:05:09 > 0:05:12before locating it on this map, using...this.

0:05:19 > 0:05:24Tiffany, it's a beef Wellington! Wow.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26A delicious beef Wellington, no less.

0:05:26 > 0:05:31It's a bit like a sort of Arctic roll...but with beef.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38Can I ask, do you ever play Jamelia, when you're doing...? Do I what?

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Ever play Jamelia records?

0:05:39 > 0:05:41We have played Jamelia records quite a few times.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43You've got a good memory.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45You're so cheeky!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Frank, why have you been so evil to me lately?

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Oh, there go my points from Jamelia.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Do you want me to get Jade to smack him one for you, Jamelia?

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Yeah, yeah, please! Kick him in the head!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Now is it true that after you got the gold medal,

0:06:03 > 0:06:05you celebrated by going to Ibiza?

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Yeah. Don't know how you found out.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Yeah, so what was that like? Any idea?

0:06:15 > 0:06:18OK. Letters are going to appear on the screen,

0:06:18 > 0:06:22just buzz in when you think you know the UK location being spelt out.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25So let's see where our Satnav is taking us first.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29BUZZER

0:06:29 > 0:06:30Micky?

0:06:30 > 0:06:31I was going to say Sussex, but...

0:06:31 > 0:06:32You're wrong.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34BUZZER

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Halifax.

0:06:36 > 0:06:37Yes!

0:06:42 > 0:06:44That's one point - for an extra two points,

0:06:44 > 0:06:46I want you to put the beef Wellington on the map

0:06:46 > 0:06:47where you think Halifax is.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50You've got until the music finishes. On you go!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52MUSIC STARTS

0:06:52 > 0:06:54TEAM SHOUTS SUGGESTIONS

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Put it that way a bit.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00MUSIC STOPS

0:07:00 > 0:07:04Sorry. That's probably the only one I'm ever going to get close to,

0:07:04 > 0:07:07cos I'm from Manchester, so it's not far from me, that.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10OK - let's see if you managed to find Halifax.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16No. I got close at least. Yeah, really close.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18There's a branch of the Halifax there.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21But unfortunately...

0:07:21 > 0:07:23It's good job you was there to help though, Will,

0:07:23 > 0:07:25otherwise she could have been miles away.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Bit of knowledge for you about Halifax, yeah?

0:07:33 > 0:07:37It was the birthplace of the great British wrestler, Big Daddy.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Gabby, can I just say

0:07:38 > 0:07:41that using the stomach to knock another man over

0:07:41 > 0:07:43has sort of...gone, you know?

0:07:43 > 0:07:44I always thought it was a great move.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48You never see that in action movies any more, do you?

0:07:48 > 0:07:50You don't see a bloke walk in and go, "Hey, what's going on?"

0:07:50 > 0:07:52BOOM!

0:07:53 > 0:07:56I've heard that you like shaping up a little bit.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58I used to box a bit when I was younger, yeah.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00You want to fight Robert De Niro in a film? No...

0:08:00 > 0:08:04You want to knock an old man about, basically. He's about 70.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08No, it was just a dream of mine... VOICE TREMBLES: All right, Will?

0:08:08 > 0:08:09You ready for a tear-up, son?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Although Duncan - you could take that.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16I think he'd crush me with his wallet.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Fingers on buzzers.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Let's have a look at where we're going next.

0:08:34 > 0:08:35BUZZER

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Frank?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Oh, that changed slightly

0:08:38 > 0:08:39at the last minute.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43It's...Donageedle.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44No, let's keep going.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48BUZZER

0:08:48 > 0:08:49Donaghadee?

0:08:49 > 0:08:50It is Donaghadee.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Come and place it on the map.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57MUSIC STARTS

0:09:05 > 0:09:07MUSIC STOPS

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Close...closer than hers.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11It might be there.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Let's have a little look and see if that's where Donaghadee is.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19That is not far off.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Just the one point there for Frank's team.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Donaghadee is a small town in County Down, Northern Ireland

0:09:25 > 0:09:28where Chief Scout Bear Grylls was raised as a boy.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30He wasn't raised as a boy.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33He was pushed out the door at two.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Were you in the Scouts, Micky?

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Me? Leave it out, will ya?

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Were you in the Girl Guides, Gabby?

0:09:42 > 0:09:44I was in the Brownies - didn't make it to the Girl Guides.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46What happened? Was there a scandal? Yeah, can't go into it.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52We have a final destination now,

0:09:52 > 0:09:54so teams, get ready, fingers on buzzers.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Let's see where we're going.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58BUZZER

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Whoa! Hull.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02No! Keep going.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05BUZZER Mull.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07No. Sara?

0:10:07 > 0:10:08Dull.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Where do you reckon it is, then? Like southwest-ish or summat?

0:10:18 > 0:10:19No offence.

0:10:21 > 0:10:22I might just, like, lob it on.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Help her out if you know where Dull is.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26MUSIC STARTS

0:10:32 > 0:10:33MUSIC STOPS

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Still got it.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Let's see if that's anywhere near Dull.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50So, after that wander round our wonderful country,

0:10:50 > 0:10:52the scores look like this.

0:10:52 > 0:10:53Micky's team have picked up just one point

0:10:53 > 0:10:55but Frank's team have two points.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Now, there are a lot of things that go into making

0:11:05 > 0:11:08a great British TV show - not least the theme tune.

0:11:08 > 0:11:09And in this round, Jamelia and the band

0:11:09 > 0:11:12are going to play a medley of three classic title tracks.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14All our teams have to do is buzz in

0:11:14 > 0:11:16when they think they can name all three.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19But a word of warning - if you don't know all three,

0:11:19 > 0:11:22the points will automatically switch to the other side.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25So ears at the ready. Take it away, Jamelia!

0:11:27 > 0:11:33# Give it up, give it up give it up for the easy crew

0:11:33 > 0:11:35# Solving mysteries in the neighbourhood

0:11:35 > 0:11:38# Always there to make a bad thing good. #

0:11:38 > 0:11:41INSTRUMENTAL THEME PLAYS

0:11:49 > 0:11:51As soon we get this, hit the buzzer.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Ground floor, perfumeries...

0:11:55 > 0:11:57BUZZER

0:11:57 > 0:11:59MICKY'S TEAM GROAN

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Who's got that?

0:12:01 > 0:12:06It's Rastamouse, Question Time, Are You Being Served?

0:12:06 > 0:12:07Three points to Frank's team.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Duncan and Frank, you've both been on Question Time.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22Yes. Duncan's a bit more suited to it. Did you enjoy it?

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Yes, loved it - I might do it again, if I get the time.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29I'd like to know how high a denomination money would have to be

0:12:29 > 0:12:30for Duncan to pick it up.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32If you went past, say, a ten-pound note,

0:12:32 > 0:12:34would you think, "Not bothering"? No, I'd pick it up.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Fiver? Put one down - try it and see.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Duncan, whenever people sit round a pub

0:12:41 > 0:12:45and talk about their favourite multi-millionaire... Yeah.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48..I always go for you.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Thank you very much. Now, what we know you for,

0:12:53 > 0:12:55as far as making money, is the gymnasiums.

0:12:55 > 0:12:59I'll give you a little tip - I've found when I go into gymnasiums,

0:12:59 > 0:13:02I really live it up with the free shower gel.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Yeah. A lot of people do.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07I do my ears and everything.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10I'm worried, because Jade's obviously in the gym all the time.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12You're in the gym, you're in the gym -

0:13:12 > 0:13:14if I don't get a verruca tonight, it'll be a miracle.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26OK. Let's move on and play Great Britons,

0:13:26 > 0:13:29where our teams have got to identify two celeb faces

0:13:29 > 0:13:31that have been shunted together into one.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33For example, let's have a look at this.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Mmm - who could that be? This is not for points, this is just a guess.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Me. You think it's Patsy and...

0:13:38 > 0:13:39WILL: The elephant man.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Let's have a look and see if you're right.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45It's Patsy and Frank.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49I never recognise me in these things - never.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52I reckon another 100 years of evolution,

0:13:52 > 0:13:55everyone will look like that.

0:13:55 > 0:13:56Well, you get how it works.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Frank, your team are going to go first.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Can you unpick these two pictures?

0:14:04 > 0:14:05DUNCAN: Les Dawson?

0:14:05 > 0:14:07I think it's Hilary Devey. You think it's Les Dawson?

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Hilary Devey and Les Dawson. It's not him... John Prescott?

0:14:10 > 0:14:12MICKY: Looks like Cher after the surgery's gone wrong.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17We think it's Hilary Devey from...

0:14:17 > 0:14:20Right, Hilary Devey, you think. Dragons' Den. OK, and who else?

0:14:20 > 0:14:23We're struggling a bit. You think it could be Theo...

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Theo Paphitis, yeah. OK.

0:14:25 > 0:14:29You're going to go with Hilary Devey and Theo Paphitis? Theo Paphitis.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Theo Paphitis and Hilary Devey. Let's see if you're right.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34No...

0:14:34 > 0:14:37John Prescott. I said John Prescott!

0:14:37 > 0:14:40OK, Micky - let's have a look and see who on earth is this?

0:14:44 > 0:14:46WILL: Phillip Schofield.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48And Holly Willoughby? Holly Willoughby?

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Phillip and Holly? PATSY: That's not Holly's eyes.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Her eyes...her eyes look a bit older than Holly's,

0:14:53 > 0:14:55I think - look at the crow's feet.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58I can't think of anyone else. Does Phillip wear eyeliner? Yeah.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Cos we can't think of anyone else it could be,

0:15:02 > 0:15:05we'll go for Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby.

0:15:05 > 0:15:06OK. Let's see if you're right.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Yeah!

0:15:10 > 0:15:12High five.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13Well done, son.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Two points for you. Frank, back to your side.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Can you name this distorted duo?

0:15:19 > 0:15:21SARA: Oh, Nick Grimshaw - aw!

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Nick and Fearne.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25It's Fearne Cotton and Nick Grimshaw.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Well, he looks nice in coral.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29He'll have lent that top to Fearne.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34We think Nick Grimshaw and Fearne Cotton.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37OK, let's have a look and see if it is Nick Grimshaw and Fearne Cotton.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40You're absolutely right.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42She knows her stuff.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Micky's team, who do you think we've blended together here?

0:15:51 > 0:15:52Su Pollard.

0:15:52 > 0:15:56I can certainly see Su Pollard. And the bit of the smile.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Who's the hair and the head, then?

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Isn't it just Su Pollard?

0:16:03 > 0:16:04Hi-de-hi!

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Oh, leave it out, love.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Yes, yeah - Stephen Merchant. Yeah, but...

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Yeah - yes.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15I think you're right. Su Pollard and Stephen Merchant?

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Yeah. Let's see if you're right.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Yeah!

0:16:21 > 0:16:22That was good!

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Let's have a look at your final picture.

0:16:26 > 0:16:27Who do you think these two are?

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Oh, it's Pussy Galore. Honor Blackman.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Honor Blackman...

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Is it Daniel Craig?

0:16:36 > 0:16:37Look at them eyes.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Oh, it could be - and she was a Bond girl.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43And he's a Bond. Daniel Craig. And he's got...

0:16:43 > 0:16:44That's his big ears, isn't it?

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Yeah, that's what we think. We think, we think it's a Bond.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52OK. We think it's Daniel Craig and the very fabulous Honor Blackman.

0:16:52 > 0:16:53Let's have a look.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56It is Daniel Craig and Honor Blackman.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Just look at him.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05He's a fine man, isn't he?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07He's lucky, lives in a very clean house.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09He stole my cleaner. He stole his cleaner.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12You can imagine the hoovering.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14HE HUMS THE BOND THEME

0:17:14 > 0:17:15Makes me sick.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19There's only one way to sort this out -

0:17:19 > 0:17:20you've got to become the new Bond.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26Jade, is there anything that you could show Frank, maybe?

0:17:26 > 0:17:28I do NOT want to do a demonstration.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Ashley has demonstrated to Micky how to dance, I just thought...

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Show him what a kick in the head looks like.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Don't...don't overdo it. Don't show me a kick in the head...

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Tell us what you're going to do before you do it,

0:17:49 > 0:17:51in case I suddenly turn to say something funny

0:17:51 > 0:17:53and you've taken my jaw off.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55I'll just place it by your head.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57It's three points for a kick in the head.

0:17:58 > 0:17:59Or if it's a reverse...

0:18:01 > 0:18:02..it's four points.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04OK. That'll do me.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09You're not going to have a go? Come on. Are you kidding?

0:18:16 > 0:18:18I'll tell you something - it's nice to get a...

0:18:18 > 0:18:20It's a lovely, cool breeze in here.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Could you help me back?

0:18:28 > 0:18:29Quit while you're ahead!

0:18:31 > 0:18:32Well done, Jade.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36See, I'm frightened to walk behind her - it's like a horse.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43My two dreams are to sing a Bond theme

0:18:43 > 0:18:45and to lead the world's longest conga.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49We used to say, "You know you've been on a good conga,

0:18:49 > 0:18:51"cos you have to get the bus back to where you started."

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Right, Micky's team, it's your final picture.

0:18:58 > 0:18:59Who are these?

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Tom Daley, the swimmer. Oh, is it?

0:19:04 > 0:19:05Oh, I know - Katherine Jenkins.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07WOMAN IN AUDIENCE: No.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09LAUGHTER

0:19:11 > 0:19:13He thought he was on it then.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15So who is it? You're saying Tom Daley...

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Tess Daly. Oh, it could be Tess Daly.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Tess Daly. Tess Daly.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20Tess Daly and Tom Daley.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22You're going for the Daly gang. The Daly gang.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Let's see if it is the Daley Show...

0:19:25 > 0:19:29Yes! Tom and Tess. Two points.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Let's see what that round has done to the scores.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Micky's team now have seven points. Frank's team have ten points.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Time now for a British chart-topping tune.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Our house band will play a well known British number one.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Our teams have to buzz in when they think they know

0:19:52 > 0:19:55both the song title and the band who made it famous.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57As ever, if you get it wrong,

0:19:57 > 0:19:59the points will go to the other side.

0:19:59 > 0:20:00Take it away, band.

0:20:00 > 0:20:01BAND PLAYS POP TUNE

0:20:01 > 0:20:03BUZZER

0:20:03 > 0:20:04Patsy Palmer.

0:20:04 > 0:20:05Wham! Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Yes. Two points.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11It was indeed Wham! Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Love a bit of Wham?

0:20:13 > 0:20:14Shall we hear it again?

0:20:14 > 0:20:16This time, there's an extra point on offer

0:20:16 > 0:20:18for the supporters Jamelia thinks sing along the best.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22So get on your feet and give it all you've got.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23Take it away, band.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01APPLAUSE

0:21:06 > 0:21:07So, Jamelia... Yeah.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Apply your stringent criteria -

0:21:10 > 0:21:14which supporters do you think get the go-go

0:21:14 > 0:21:15and get the extra points?

0:21:20 > 0:21:23I must say that Frank's supporters are absolutely fantastic,

0:21:23 > 0:21:26but Frank was horrible to me in the beginning,

0:21:26 > 0:21:29so I'm giving the points to Micky's team.

0:21:33 > 0:21:38To err is human, to forgive is divine.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41I don't know what that means, so whatever - they've still got the points.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45As we speak, up and down the country,

0:21:45 > 0:21:48thousands of people are getting ready to party.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50And here on I Love My Country, we're no different.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52So let's play the Party Game.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56# I don't know what it is

0:21:56 > 0:21:58# That makes me feel like this

0:21:58 > 0:22:00# I don't know who you are

0:22:00 > 0:22:05# But you must be some kind of superstar

0:22:05 > 0:22:09# Cos you got all eyes on you no matter where you are

0:22:09 > 0:22:12# You just make me want to play. #

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Good party, this - are you having a good time?

0:22:17 > 0:22:19It's one of the best parties I've ever been to.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22So, how do you know Gabby?

0:22:24 > 0:22:26I don't. Oh, you don't.

0:22:26 > 0:22:27Gate-crasher, eh?

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Now we're here, we're having a nice little soiree.

0:22:33 > 0:22:37But on Jade's lap is what looks like a lovely gift.

0:22:37 > 0:22:38It couldn't be further from the truth,

0:22:38 > 0:22:40because in three minutes and 30 seconds,

0:22:40 > 0:22:42that brightly coloured parcel is going to explode

0:22:42 > 0:22:44into a cloud of confetti.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47PATSY: I'm a little bit scared of the box exploding.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50The box exploding can go a little bit wrong.

0:22:52 > 0:22:53I'm going to ask a question -

0:22:53 > 0:22:56get it right, you pass the parcel on.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Get it wrong, and you keep hold of the gruesome gift.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02The person left holding the parcel when it self-destructs loses

0:23:02 > 0:23:04and the opposite team get all the points

0:23:04 > 0:23:07that have been earned through the round.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Your time starts now.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12In Britain, what is traditionally eaten on Shrove Tuesday?

0:23:12 > 0:23:13Pancakes.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Yes, well done.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17The Millennium Stadium is in which city?

0:23:17 > 0:23:18Uh...Cardiff.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Yes. Pass it on.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Hugh Grant, Michael Sheen and Meryl Streep

0:23:22 > 0:23:25have all played film characters holding which government position?

0:23:25 > 0:23:26Prime Minister.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Yes. Pass it on.

0:23:28 > 0:23:32In the nursery rhyme, who fell down and broke his crown?

0:23:32 > 0:23:33Humpty Dumpty.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35No, it was Jack. Oh, was it?

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Which gorge in Somerset shares its name with a type of cheese,

0:23:40 > 0:23:42which is also made locally?

0:23:42 > 0:23:43Cheddar.

0:23:43 > 0:23:44Yes. Pass it on.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49What does this UK sign refer to?

0:23:49 > 0:23:50Humpback bridge.

0:23:50 > 0:23:51Uneven road.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53In the '70s TV series,

0:23:53 > 0:23:56what was the name of the little girl who brought Bagpuss to life?

0:23:56 > 0:23:57Emily.

0:23:57 > 0:23:58Yes. Pass it on.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02True or false - 2.5 million Mills and Boon novels

0:24:02 > 0:24:05were pulped and added to the tarmac on the M6. False.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07No, it's true.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09William the Conqueror made everyone do what at eight o'clock?

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Uh, go...pass.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Go to bed. You were going to say that, weren't you?

0:24:13 > 0:24:14I though pass was the answer.

0:24:14 > 0:24:15Please, please, please...

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Stormont is the seat of which political assembly?

0:24:18 > 0:24:19I have no idea.

0:24:19 > 0:24:20Northern Ireland.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Who was the first actor to play the Doctor in Doctor Who?

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Oh, my god...Frank Skinner.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27William Hartnell.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30In which town on the Thames is the Royal Regatta held every summer?

0:24:30 > 0:24:31I have no idea.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33Henley.

0:24:33 > 0:24:37Which Welsh TV presenter did this boy here grow up to be?

0:24:37 > 0:24:38Aled Jones...

0:24:38 > 0:24:39You got it - Aled Jones.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43In 1799, what tax was introduced as a temporary measure?

0:24:43 > 0:24:44Income tax.

0:24:44 > 0:24:45Yes, pass it on.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49What does the 'E' stand for in TOWIE?

0:24:49 > 0:24:50Essex.

0:24:50 > 0:24:51Yes, pass it on.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54How many red balls are used in a game of snooker?

0:24:54 > 0:24:55Seven.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57No, 15. The Grand National takes place in which...?

0:24:57 > 0:24:58BANG!

0:25:11 > 0:25:12Jade got caught with the present,

0:25:12 > 0:25:15so all the points go to Micky's team.

0:25:15 > 0:25:16# I don't know what it is

0:25:16 > 0:25:19# That makes me feel like this

0:25:19 > 0:25:20# I don't know who you are

0:25:20 > 0:25:25# But you must be some kind of superstar

0:25:25 > 0:25:28# Cos you just make me want to play. #

0:25:29 > 0:25:33I have to say, that was a brilliant track, that Superstar.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35One of the great songs of all time.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37I think record of the decade.

0:25:37 > 0:25:38Jamelia's daughters were here.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40I said, "Does she sing lots at home?"

0:25:40 > 0:25:43They went, "Yeah - I'll say 'Mum, what's this homework?' She goes...

0:25:43 > 0:25:44# I don't know what it is...'

0:25:45 > 0:25:47'What's for dinner?'

0:25:47 > 0:25:48# I don't know what it is... #

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Captain Scarlett!

0:25:52 > 0:25:53That's what that outfit reminds me of.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:26:00 > 0:26:02I've been here all night, thinking,

0:26:02 > 0:26:05"A figure from a Gerry Anderson puppet series..."

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Just...boom, got it.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08Thanks, carry on.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12OK, let's see what it's done for the scores.

0:26:12 > 0:26:16Frank's team have 10 points, Micky's are now 18 points!

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Let's have a little bit more music.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Teams, our band will play a famous British song -

0:26:26 > 0:26:28all you have to do is buzz in

0:26:28 > 0:26:31when you know both the artist and the song title.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Remember, if you buzz in early and you don't know it,

0:26:33 > 0:26:35the points will go the other side.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37Guys, take it away.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39BAND PLAYS DRAMATIC INTRO

0:26:39 > 0:26:40BUZZER

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Will? Tom Jones, Delilah.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44It is indeed.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Oh, it is... Tom Jones, Delilah.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51But there's a bonus point on offer.

0:26:51 > 0:26:55Jamelia will decide whose supporters sway along the best to Delilah.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Sway and sing your heart out.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59I want to see loads of hips!

0:27:28 > 0:27:30APPLAUSE

0:27:34 > 0:27:37Jamelia? Which way are the points going to go?

0:27:37 > 0:27:38Um...do you know what?

0:27:43 > 0:27:45I'm going to give the points to Frank's team.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Now, here on I Love My Country,

0:27:53 > 0:27:56we like to celebrate quintessentially British pastimes.

0:27:56 > 0:28:00And tonight, we're going to showcase the delights of Highland dancing.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02Here's to show us how it's done,

0:28:02 > 0:28:05please welcome the Jenkins School of Highland Dance.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08BAGPIPES PLAY HIGHLAND FLING

0:28:14 > 0:28:16AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG

0:28:29 > 0:28:31Absolutely brilliant.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33Let's hear it for the Jenkins School of Highland Dancing.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37Lovely to meet you. Pleased to meet you.

0:28:37 > 0:28:40You've probably got a good idea about what's happening next.

0:28:40 > 0:28:43Before that, let's get a few tips from lovely Kayleigh here

0:28:43 > 0:28:46as to what makes a good Highland dancer.

0:28:46 > 0:28:47A good Highland dancer...

0:28:47 > 0:28:49The main things I'm looking for is elevation -

0:28:49 > 0:28:51so how high you can jump.

0:28:51 > 0:28:55Basic turnout - so I want legs, feet out to the side.

0:28:55 > 0:28:58Arms, head and feet positions as well

0:28:58 > 0:29:00and general synchronicity between the dancer and piper.

0:29:00 > 0:29:02Not much then, not much then.

0:29:02 > 0:29:05OK - you've got the idea of what Highland dancing is all about,

0:29:05 > 0:29:06so for tonight's challenge,

0:29:06 > 0:29:09we'd like you to choose a team member each

0:29:09 > 0:29:10to join you in a Highland dance.

0:29:10 > 0:29:12However, to make it fair,

0:29:12 > 0:29:16Micky, you're not allowed to choose your professional dancer, Ashley,

0:29:16 > 0:29:19and you're not allowed to choose your professional Scotsman, Duncan.

0:29:19 > 0:29:21Yes! OK?

0:29:23 > 0:29:25So, Frank, have you got a preference?

0:29:25 > 0:29:27If you're going to get prizes for elevation...

0:29:29 > 0:29:30..she can kick her own head.

0:29:32 > 0:29:34Sara's going, "Yes, yes!" Yeah, definitely.

0:29:34 > 0:29:39Micky? Well, if I can't have my professional dancer,

0:29:39 > 0:29:40Will looks a bit...

0:29:42 > 0:29:46You don't look like a natural, to be honest - would you...?

0:29:46 > 0:29:48Have faith in me.

0:29:48 > 0:29:49You've got Fife in you?

0:29:51 > 0:29:54You've got to be the man, then, if you've got Fife in you.

0:29:57 > 0:30:01OK - Frank, Micky, Jade and Will, get yourselves backstage,

0:30:01 > 0:30:05cos of course, you're going to put something on. No! Yes, yeah.

0:30:05 > 0:30:08Give them some encouragement, I think they need all your help.

0:30:14 > 0:30:16Our teams are ready, so ladies and gentlemen,

0:30:16 > 0:30:20please welcome the I Love My Country Highland Dancers!

0:30:20 > 0:30:23MUSIC: "Scotland The Brave"

0:30:31 > 0:30:33You look mighty fine, might I say?

0:30:33 > 0:30:35You make a lovely Scotsman, Will. I'm feeling it.

0:30:37 > 0:30:39I'm going into this with tremendous confidence

0:30:39 > 0:30:42cos when we were out there we had a little,

0:30:42 > 0:30:46"You stand on the right of Gabby, you stand at the right of Frank."

0:30:46 > 0:30:49And Jade said to me, "Who's Frank? You?"

0:30:54 > 0:30:56So my confidence is sky-high.

0:30:57 > 0:30:59Look, this is all I want you to do.

0:30:59 > 0:31:02I just want you to take to the floor and copy the moves of Laura,

0:31:02 > 0:31:06who just happens to be the British Highland dancing champion, OK?

0:31:06 > 0:31:09So you've got a good teacher. OK? Away you go.

0:31:09 > 0:31:13BAGPIPES PLAY HIGHLAND FLING

0:31:29 > 0:31:32Give me some space, Will. Give me some space, man.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35I'm improvising.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37PATSY: Very, very good! ASHLEY: Yes, she is.

0:31:39 > 0:31:40Jump high, Will, jump high!

0:31:45 > 0:31:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:31:47 > 0:31:49Thank you so much, Laura.

0:31:49 > 0:31:52There was nothing more you could do, Laura.

0:31:52 > 0:31:53Come back here, guys.

0:31:56 > 0:31:57Can I say, I'm very sorry.

0:31:58 > 0:32:01No disrespect, I wasn't doing it on purpose.

0:32:01 > 0:32:04Kayleigh had her eyes all over you all.

0:32:04 > 0:32:05What did you make of it?

0:32:05 > 0:32:10Overall, both teams were very good. A few little criticisms.

0:32:10 > 0:32:14Few criticisms. Frank's team, synchronicity was nearly bang-on.

0:32:14 > 0:32:17Elevation could have been a little bit higher. Yeah.

0:32:19 > 0:32:20Micky's team, arms brilliant,

0:32:20 > 0:32:22your facial expression was magnificent.

0:32:22 > 0:32:24That's what I thought.

0:32:24 > 0:32:26It's all in the face, it's in the eyes.

0:32:26 > 0:32:27Show us the expression.

0:32:30 > 0:32:32So, Kayleigh?

0:32:32 > 0:32:33Marks have to go to Frank.

0:32:33 > 0:32:36Yo! Me.

0:32:37 > 0:32:40Listen, guys, you go off and get yourselves changed.

0:32:40 > 0:32:42I know you want to keep wearing the kilt.

0:32:43 > 0:32:45And let's give a huge I Love My Country thank you

0:32:45 > 0:32:48to Kayleigh, Cameron the piper, and all the dancers

0:32:48 > 0:32:51in the Jenkins School of Highland Dance - thank you, Kayleigh.

0:32:57 > 0:32:59After that brief fling,

0:32:59 > 0:33:01let's see what it's done to the scores.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03Frank's team are on 13 points,

0:33:03 > 0:33:07but out in front on 20 points are Micky's team.

0:33:13 > 0:33:16Everything can change in this round, Frank.

0:33:16 > 0:33:19# Captain Scarlett - indestructible! #

0:33:22 > 0:33:26It's time to play the Big Wheel.

0:33:26 > 0:33:29# You spin me right round, baby, right round

0:33:29 > 0:33:33# Like a record, baby, right round, round, round. #

0:33:33 > 0:33:35How big is that wheel?

0:33:35 > 0:33:38Have you ever seen such a sense of disappointment in a room?

0:33:39 > 0:33:41Have you ever seen it?

0:33:41 > 0:33:43There was a woman there, gasped.

0:33:46 > 0:33:49The way it comes out of the sky is what I love the most.

0:33:49 > 0:33:51There's two blokes up there, going like that.

0:33:51 > 0:33:53"You to me, Tel. You to me, Kev."

0:33:55 > 0:33:57"Don't break her, she's worth three and a half."

0:33:59 > 0:34:02Well, it might be pathetic, but it's our big wheel

0:34:02 > 0:34:04and it's bursting with points.

0:34:04 > 0:34:06Teams, if you answer correctly,

0:34:06 > 0:34:09your captain will get the chance to come up here and spin that wheel

0:34:09 > 0:34:10and win those points for you.

0:34:10 > 0:34:12Micky's team are winning at the moment

0:34:12 > 0:34:14so you get to answer first.

0:34:22 > 0:34:24I reckon it's millions.

0:34:24 > 0:34:26WILL: I reckon about four or five million.

0:34:26 > 0:34:28Let's think about it logically. Go on, then.

0:34:28 > 0:34:31How many days do you think the average person with a job

0:34:31 > 0:34:33takes off sick? In a year? In a year.

0:34:33 > 0:34:35I've never had a job, so I wouldn't know.

0:34:37 > 0:34:39There's 70 million people in the country,

0:34:39 > 0:34:41but how many of those people actually have a job?

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Right. That's a point - they're not all going to work.

0:34:43 > 0:34:47How many of those people have a job that they can call sick to? Yeah.

0:34:47 > 0:34:51And how many of those people, like, own their business or self-employed

0:34:51 > 0:34:53and how many people actually call in sick?

0:34:53 > 0:34:54Well, this is the question I'm asking.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59I'm going to call out how many million

0:34:59 > 0:35:02and you lot are going to go "ARGH!" when I've been too many.

0:35:02 > 0:35:03Five million?

0:35:03 > 0:35:0510 million?

0:35:05 > 0:35:0615 million?

0:35:06 > 0:35:1015 million. OK. I'm taking an executive decision.

0:35:10 > 0:35:1215 million. 15.

0:35:12 > 0:35:1615. Yeah. Frank's team? Is it more or less than 15 million?

0:35:16 > 0:35:19AUDIENCE SHOUTS SUGGESTIONS

0:35:19 > 0:35:20More?

0:35:20 > 0:35:22We're saying higher than that.

0:35:22 > 0:35:26Frank's team are saying there's more than 15 million sick days a year

0:35:26 > 0:35:28and I can tell you the number of sick days taken were...

0:35:33 > 0:35:36OK - Frank, you got it right, you come up and spin the wheel.

0:35:36 > 0:35:40Give him some encouragement. Come on.

0:35:40 > 0:35:42Oh...!

0:35:50 > 0:35:53Oh, Frank! Not bad, Frank.

0:35:53 > 0:35:56Not bad - could have been a lot worse.

0:35:56 > 0:36:01That takes you to 18 points, five points behind Micky's team.

0:36:01 > 0:36:03It's tight, it's tight.

0:36:03 > 0:36:05And the second question, Frank's team,

0:36:05 > 0:36:07you'll get to answer this first. All right.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09According to the most recent figures...

0:36:19 > 0:36:22FRANK: Anyone got any actual ideas about this?

0:36:22 > 0:36:23What were you saying?

0:36:23 > 0:36:27GIRL IN AUDIENCE: In our school, only about five passed first time.

0:36:27 > 0:36:29Did you pass first time?

0:36:29 > 0:36:31I did. I did.

0:36:31 > 0:36:33But you do your hand signals with your feet.

0:36:36 > 0:36:39My first time, I knocked someone over on a zebra crossing.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43That's absolutely true - he wasn't hurt,

0:36:43 > 0:36:45but I stopped at a zebra crossing

0:36:45 > 0:36:49and then this guy came tried to get across at the last minute

0:36:49 > 0:36:52and I went off and he just came over, he was at the windscreen like that.

0:36:53 > 0:36:55I couldn't help it, he dashed out in front of me.

0:36:55 > 0:36:58I say dashed out - he was about 80.

0:36:58 > 0:37:02And at the end of it, we still did the verbal test and all that.

0:37:02 > 0:37:04and I thought, "Maybe...maybe I'll still pass."

0:37:04 > 0:37:06I did honestly think that.

0:37:06 > 0:37:07But it turns out they're quite strict.

0:37:09 > 0:37:11Come on, I need a figure from you.

0:37:11 > 0:37:13Seven...eh...

0:37:13 > 0:37:1520?

0:37:15 > 0:37:1620,000.

0:37:16 > 0:37:21Frank's team say 20,000. Micky? Higher? Higher?

0:37:21 > 0:37:24Are you sure? Higher, we're going to go higher.

0:37:24 > 0:37:26On what basis? Cos I think that's fairly low.

0:37:26 > 0:37:29Yeah. But they want to go higher. It's their play.

0:37:31 > 0:37:34Frank's team, you said 20,000. Micky's team said more.

0:37:34 > 0:37:35I can tell you the number of drivers

0:37:35 > 0:37:39who pass their practical driving test the first time around was...

0:37:43 > 0:37:46Way off. Way off.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48You are naturals.

0:37:48 > 0:37:52Micky, get yourself up to the wheel and give it a huge spin - come on!

0:37:53 > 0:37:55Are we ready? Are you ready to suffer?

0:37:57 > 0:37:58Go on, Micky.

0:38:07 > 0:38:09MICKY'S TEAM CHEERS

0:38:10 > 0:38:1325 points.

0:38:16 > 0:38:1725.

0:38:17 > 0:38:22TEAM CHANTS: Who are ya? Who are ya? Who are ya? Who are ya?

0:38:22 > 0:38:24Well, she doesn't know who I am for a start.

0:38:27 > 0:38:32Micky's team are now way out on 48 points.

0:38:33 > 0:38:36We can still win. We can win on one roll.

0:38:36 > 0:38:39With Frank's team trailing on 18 points,

0:38:39 > 0:38:41but things get interesting now.

0:38:41 > 0:38:42For our final question,

0:38:42 > 0:38:45we're introducing the two new possibilities onto the big wheel.

0:38:45 > 0:38:49As you can see there, "Lose everything" is on the wheel

0:38:49 > 0:38:50and 100 points.

0:38:50 > 0:38:52AUDIENCE: Ooh!

0:38:52 > 0:38:55Because Micky's team are leading, going into the last question,

0:38:55 > 0:38:58you will answer first, but it is a question with a difference.

0:38:58 > 0:39:01Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome tonight's special guest,

0:39:01 > 0:39:02Oliver Lewis.

0:39:09 > 0:39:12Oliver, it's lovely to see you this evening.

0:39:12 > 0:39:13It's very nice to see you, too.

0:39:13 > 0:39:17Thank you. Tell us why you are famous in particular.

0:39:17 > 0:39:22Well, I'm famous for playing very, very fast on the violin.

0:39:22 > 0:39:24How did you come to play quickly?

0:39:24 > 0:39:27What was the piece that you realised you could play quickly?

0:39:27 > 0:39:29It was a piece called Flight of the Bumblebee,

0:39:29 > 0:39:32which I performed in Spirit of the Dance

0:39:32 > 0:39:35for 10 years almost every night.

0:39:35 > 0:39:39I assume, being well known for playing this quickly,

0:39:39 > 0:39:40your fingers are very valuable.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42They're insured for $1 million.

0:39:43 > 0:39:46And, of course, what we want to know...

0:39:52 > 0:39:56How many notes are there, Oliver, in Flight of the Bumblebee?

0:39:56 > 0:39:58Exactly 904 notes.

0:39:58 > 0:40:02I want to know how quickly Duncan can earn 904 notes.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07OK, it's Micky's team who are going to go first.

0:40:07 > 0:40:11OK. One of our team is a musician.

0:40:11 > 0:40:14This chap over here, would you like to put your hand up?

0:40:14 > 0:40:16He's got his hands insured for £7.50.

0:40:19 > 0:40:21That's the level he's working at,

0:40:21 > 0:40:25and he reckons this can be cracked out in 30 seconds.

0:40:25 > 0:40:27You're saying 30 seconds.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29OK, is it more or less than 30 seconds?

0:40:30 > 0:40:33AUDIENCE SHOUTS SUGGESTIONS

0:40:34 > 0:40:36The crowd are saying less,

0:40:36 > 0:40:39but how many of them know Flight of the Bumblebee?

0:40:39 > 0:40:43I...I know it's going to be brilliantly fast,

0:40:43 > 0:40:47and I'm probably wrong about this, but I think not much...

0:40:47 > 0:40:51It could be something like 33. I think it'll just be marginally...

0:40:53 > 0:40:54Marginally...

0:40:55 > 0:40:57I think it'll be marginally more.

0:40:57 > 0:41:00Micky's team say 30 seconds. Frank's team say more.

0:41:00 > 0:41:04I've got the stopwatch here. You've got the violin.

0:41:04 > 0:41:06Step out on the floor

0:41:06 > 0:41:07Come on, son - get your skates on.

0:41:12 > 0:41:14Three, two , one - go.

0:41:15 > 0:41:18MUSIC: "Flight Of The Bumblebee" by Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

0:41:40 > 0:41:41Hold it.

0:42:08 > 0:42:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:42:12 > 0:42:13Oliver, thank you so much.

0:42:13 > 0:42:18So, to recap, Micky's team said 30 seconds.

0:42:18 > 0:42:19Frank's team said more.

0:42:19 > 0:42:20It was...

0:42:25 > 0:42:29Can we please give a huge I Love My Country round of applause

0:42:29 > 0:42:31to Oliver Lewis? That was incredible!

0:42:38 > 0:42:40Well done, Frank's team and your supporters.

0:42:40 > 0:42:43You need 31 points to win.

0:42:43 > 0:42:45Get yourself up to the board.

0:42:54 > 0:42:55WILL: Oh, no, it's on nine or five.

0:42:55 > 0:42:59We've done it, we've done it! Yes!

0:43:04 > 0:43:06That means the team going home

0:43:06 > 0:43:09with the I Love My Country commemorative plates

0:43:09 > 0:43:10are Micky's team!

0:43:10 > 0:43:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:43:12 > 0:43:14Thank you so much, Frank's team and your supporters.

0:43:14 > 0:43:17Thank you to Jamelia and the I Love My Country house band.

0:43:17 > 0:43:19To Duncan and Sara and Jade,

0:43:19 > 0:43:21to Ashley, Will, Patsy

0:43:21 > 0:43:23and of course, to Frank and Micky.

0:43:23 > 0:43:25They all love their country and so do I.

0:43:25 > 0:43:27I've been Gabby Logan. Good night!

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