0:00:04 > 0:00:07'We used to come here all the time.
0:00:07 > 0:00:08'We were so in love.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13'For ten years, everything was perfect.
0:00:14 > 0:00:15'Oh, what was I thinking?
0:00:18 > 0:00:22'It all started to go wrong when I got promoted.'
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Bex, should I serve up?
0:00:23 > 0:00:25I'm so sorry, Lisa. It's just this new job.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27I'm sure he'll be here soon.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31PHONE RINGS
0:00:31 > 0:00:32Hi, Murray.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Oh.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36OK.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Would the godparents please step forward?
0:00:40 > 0:00:42'Before I knew it, I was working weekends.'
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Sorry. - PHONE RINGS
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Hi, Murray.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Oh, right.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52'I even managed to miss Valentine's night.'
0:00:52 > 0:00:56PHONE RINGS
0:00:58 > 0:01:02'I suppose sometimes you just lose sight of what's important in life.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05'I really hope it's not too late.'
0:01:13 > 0:01:15'This is an Edinburgh Airport security announcement.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17'Please remember to keep all baggage...'
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Can't remember which is which now. THEY CHUCKLE
0:01:21 > 0:01:23It's difficult, isn't it? Huh.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25I think I like this one best.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Really? Do you think that would work for a younger woman?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Well, I think so.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Sorry, er, I didn't mean to imply you weren't a...
0:01:33 > 0:01:36It...it's for my wife. She's 40 today, so...
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Oh, not that 40's young, but it's younger than...
0:01:41 > 0:01:44How old are you? No, no. Don't feel the need to answer that.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- So, you'll take this one? - Yes, please.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Cos what is young these days, anyway?
0:01:50 > 0:01:52They say 50's the new 40, don't they? 40's the new 30...
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- I'm 42. - Really? Oh, well done. Yes...
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Well, that's why it's, er...very helpful
0:01:58 > 0:01:59to the get the advice of a 42-year-old
0:01:59 > 0:02:04on what a younger woman of...40 might like.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- Shall I put it in a bag? - Yeah, stick it in the old bag.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Yeah, that old bag, that bag. Not...
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- You know, your plane leaves in five minutes?- What?! Oh!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Hi, Bex, it's me. Pick up if you're there.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23No? Look, really sorry, hon.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Bit of a problem with the flight,
0:02:24 > 0:02:26so I'm going to have to miss your birthday breakfast,
0:02:26 > 0:02:28go straight to the office.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30I know, I know, it's me making this phone call again,
0:02:30 > 0:02:34but I'll see you later at home. Love you.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35Ooh, er, one more thing.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38# Happy birthday to you... #
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I'm going to take the back route, mate.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Oh, no, no. Er, left. It'll be quicker, honestly.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Just follow the signs to Brighton.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47# ..happy birthday to you... #
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Don't worry. I've done this route before, you know?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51No, you'll hit traffic at the lights.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53# ..happy birthday, dear... #
0:02:53 > 0:02:55All right, but don't blame me!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Yeah, I'm trying to sing Happy Birthday here.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00# ..Bex! Happy birthday to... #
0:03:00 > 0:03:03No, left! Left! Left!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05# ..you. #
0:03:05 > 0:03:08'I know it's me making this phone call again, but I'm...'
0:03:11 > 0:03:14"Dear...Murray...
0:03:14 > 0:03:18"I'm...going...away...
0:03:20 > 0:03:21"..for...for a bit."
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Yes, I know it's short notice, but I thought it'd be nice
0:03:25 > 0:03:28if a few of her friends and family surprised her, yeah?
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Yes, tonight.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34"..all my love...Bex." Hm.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Yes, it is last minute, but I missed her birthday breakfast and, er...
0:03:37 > 0:03:43- "..kind...regards." - SHE SIGHS
0:03:43 > 0:03:44"Cheers!"
0:03:44 > 0:03:45I'll just put "Bex."
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Oh, Murray, thank God you're here. - Morning, Emma.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Everything OK?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Erm, a memory stick has gone missing
0:03:54 > 0:03:56with loads of Pentratech's data on it,
0:03:56 > 0:03:58and IT are saying that you're the last person to have it.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Yeah, yeah. I've got it. - Y...you... What?!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03I took it to Scotland with me for the investment conference.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- LAUGHING:- Oh, God.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Oh, what a relief. I thought you were in real trouble there.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Everything's under control.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Oh, I want to kiss you.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- Please don't.- No. No, not here. - THEY LAUGH AWKWARDLY
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Not...right now.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21LIFT BELL RINGS Ah, the lift!
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Saved by the bell...of the lift. - Yes.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45I love your tie, by the way.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Thanks. Yeah. Got it from Bex, my wife.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- She's 50 today, isn't she? - 40, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55I'm actually organising a surprise birthday party for her.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Are you? Aw!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Yeah, well, she's been a bit down recently.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01I think it's the big four-oh.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03You know, didn't really want to celebrate at all.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07The plan was for a night in with me and my famous poached salmon.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10I love poached salmon. Can I have the recipe?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Yeah, but it's just...it's just sort of poached...
0:05:27 > 0:05:29There we go, Barney.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- So, how many people are coming... - Well, so far...- ..to the party?
0:05:34 > 0:05:37..I've got 14, but I'm hoping for about 20 odd, so...
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Oh, she doesn't deserve you, Murray.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42I mean, I'm just saying she's...you know, so lucky to have you,
0:05:42 > 0:05:44you going to all this effort.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45A party and...
0:05:45 > 0:05:48LIFT BELL RINGS Oh, here we are. The fourth floor.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Yes, OUR floor.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52My favourite floor.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Hi, Grant, about the party again, erm...
0:06:04 > 0:06:05I'm not checking up on you -
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I'm just seeing if you got the message.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09I'm not being judgmental. I'm just...
0:06:11 > 0:06:13There's no tone to my voice, Grant.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Look, if you can pick up some booze after work, that'd be great.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19How could you take offence to the word great?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23OK, fine. I'll pick it up myself.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27No, I'm not cutting you off, I'm... Grant?!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31HE SIGHS Oh! Hello, Don!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Come here! Give your father-in-law a hug.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Ha, ha! - WHISPERING: Not in the office...
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I bought the balloons for the party. It's a brilliant idea.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I've spoken to Gord and Aud - they're keen to come.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Do you remember them?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46They stayed with me and Paula in the villa in Turkey last year.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Excellent. Sorry about the short notice...
0:06:48 > 0:06:50I thought they were going to give you a bigger office.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Ah, well, er, not yet. Has been mentioned.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55I think that proposal got lost on Curtis's desk.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Well, if it's been mentioned, they should see it through!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Where is Curtis? I'll remind him myself.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Oh, no, Don. He's...not around. - Don't let him forget.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06You were Relationship Manager of the Year last year - you deserve it.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Oh! Hello...Curtis.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- Do you remember my father-in-law, Don?- Hello, there.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Yeah, nice to...see you...again.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17You know, Murray's always saying how lucky he is to have you as a boss.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19But then, you're very lucky to have him.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Well, he's a very valued member of the team.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Indeed, he's a very valued member of my family.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Good. Well, I'm glad he's so valued.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Then why haven't you given him a bigger office?
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Thanks for dropping by...
0:07:31 > 0:07:34He was Relationship Manager of the Year last year.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Yeah, I know. I gave him the award. That's me in the photo.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Is it?
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Christ, you've put on weight.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42HE CHUCKLES I'll see you tonight then, Don.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Yeah, all right. See you around.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47You all right, mate?!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Quite a character.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50It was a good game, hm...?
0:07:53 > 0:07:54So, how was Edinburgh?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Oh...
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Manic, as usual. Weren't you meant to be there?
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Oh, er, something came up.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04How was the weather?
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- Oh, it was all right. Yeah. Rained in the afternoon.- OK.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10OK, and what did you do after the conference?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Oh, we...we went for sushi.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Sushi. Where?
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- Er...Wakimotos.- Wakimotos.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19And, you were staying at the Radisson, weren't you?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Yeah, it's just... Sorry, is...is there a problem?
0:08:22 > 0:08:23No, no, no, not at all.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Oh, erm, about tonight, Bex's party. Got the message.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- Tamzin's really looking forward to it.- Oh, great.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33It would just be better if the whole Edinburgh thing comes up
0:08:33 > 0:08:36that I was there with you enjoying the sushi in Wakimotos.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- You were with me? - Only if it comes up.- Right.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43And obviously, I was with you at the, er...at the Radisson.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44- Were you?- Yeah.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Thanks, mate.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50It'd just be better for us if we stick to that story.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- Better?- For Tamzin.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54And me.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58- OK.- Great.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- My notes from the investment conference.- Thanks, honey.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Murray.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Keeley? Hi, did you get my message?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Just wondering if you're able to bring a cake?
0:09:22 > 0:09:23- Cake? - Yeah, for Bex's party tonight.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- You're having a party tonight? - Yes. Yeah, yeah.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28You're having a party when Bex's moving out?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- WATER GURGLES Sorry, what?- Oh, my God.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- She's not told you she's leaving? - PRINTER CLATTERS
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- N...not told me what?- Nothing.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Nothing to do with me, Murray. You heard nothing from me.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39- Keeley? - God, I'm such a stupid big mouth.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Murray, promise me you won't say it was me.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Keeley, what are you on about?
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Oh, God, I hate myself. I literally want to die.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Keeley? Keeley?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Hi, Murray. You wanted to see me?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- My performance review. - Oh... Hi, Nereesha.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Yes, yes, yes, yes, of course. Er...er...
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Can I just say before we start,
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- I know you're going to bring up my recent absenteeism.- Hm?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08The thing is, the reason I've been off work so much
0:10:08 > 0:10:11is because of a personal problem, which I need to talk to you about.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Oh! Er...yeah. Well, that's what I'm here for, yeah.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Thank you, Murray.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Because in the past, when I've come with personal issues,
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I don't feel management have really listened.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Sorry, can you hold that thought, Nereesha. I'll be right back, sorry.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- 'Oh...'- Keeley?- 'Erm, it's Keeley's phone. Leave a message.'
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Keeley, what was all that about? Can you call me back? Please?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Sorry, Nereesha. Where were we?
0:10:34 > 0:10:38I was just saying that in the past when I've come with a problem,
0:10:38 > 0:10:40I don't feel management have really engaged.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44It's almost as if they'd rather be somewhere else.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Can you hold that thought, Nereesha? I won't be a minute. Sorry.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Bex?- 'Hi, this is Bex. Please leave a message.'
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Hi, hon. I've just had a really weird chat with your sister.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Can you call me...soon? Please?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Murray.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- If now is not a good time...- No, no.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Like I've always said, you can talk to me any time, you know, 24/7.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Thank you.- Just not now. Sorry.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18- I could get you a cake!- Sorry?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Well, I heard you on the phone. Would it help if I got you a cake?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Oh! That's very kind, but...
0:11:23 > 0:11:26No, I can bring it round to your house for you, to the party.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27I know where you live!
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Yeah.- Oh, hi. Abby, yeah. - HOUSE ALARM RINGS
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Yep, found the keys.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46I'm in.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49So...thanks.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Now I just need the, erm...the alarm code.
0:11:52 > 0:11:552009. Year of my divorce from Clifford.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Make yourself at home.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01But do take your shoes off at the door -
0:12:01 > 0:12:04I have a strict no-shoes policy.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08So...you got out of there. Well done, girl.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10My God, it was hard.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12And then Barney wanted to come.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13- Barney?- Yeah, the dog.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16You didn't bring it, did you? I've just had new carpets fitted.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20No. No, no. He's at...he's at home.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Sorry to be a carpet Nazi, but they cost a small fortune.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Oh, don't put anything on the hall table - it's antique.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Yeah, no problem.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32God, I can't stop thinking about Murray.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Think of it as a gift to yourself.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36How was he when you told him?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38I haven't actually, erm, told him yet.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40What?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42I tried writing a note and that didn't work.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45And then I even though about leaving a message on the fridge.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47- What?!- Well, we've got these magnetic letters...
0:12:47 > 0:12:49You can't leave a message on a fridge.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52You have to be brave and tell him face-to-face.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53You can't just run away.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Abby!
0:12:56 > 0:12:57Oh, God, got to go.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02Abby? Hi, it's Murray, Bex's other half.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04We met at the Sexual Health Summer Barbecue.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Is she around or...? - It's nothing to do with me.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- What?- I'm not getting involved.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Sorry, involved in what?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Murray, my support group are waiting.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Hello, everyone. Sorry I'm late.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Abby, sorry, I really do need to talk to her, so...
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Oh, hello. Are you joining the group?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- No, no, thanks. I'm just trying to talk to her.- OK.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Well, plenty of time for that later. Let me get you a cup of tea.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- Oh, no, thanks. I'm fine. - It's no trouble.- Really, I'm OK.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- How do you take your tea? - I really don't want one.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- I'm not joining...- Well, you can always come back when you're ready.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Don't need to.- We're working through our anger issues...
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- Don't have any anger issues. - Do you take sugar?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42SHOUTING: I don't want a cup of tea!
0:13:44 > 0:13:48Sorry, I, erm...I didn't mean to raise my voice, I...
0:13:48 > 0:13:51I had trouble containing my anger until I joined the group.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55- Murray, the problem is between you and Bex.- Problem? What Problem?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57I can't discuss it. Will you please just leave?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59I'm not trying to get an audience with the Pope here -
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- I'm just trying to see my wife. - Abby has requested that you leave.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- I'd like know where my wife is! - Come on, let's go.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Careful, fella.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Don't push.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13PHONE RINGS Hi, Grant.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Yes, of course I'm coming. I've invited 20 people, haven't I?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be abrupt. It's just...
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Can you let yourself in and get cracking?
0:14:26 > 0:14:27I'm not ordering you around,
0:14:27 > 0:14:30I'm just asking you as a friend, you know?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Because I'm at the hospital, you see.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Because I've had half my ear bitten off!
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Well, not half exactly - they're looking for it now.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Look, could you just get going, you know?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45I'll be with you as soon as they've, you know, found my...lobe.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48I'm really sorry about that.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Oh, it's fine. Don't worry about it.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54We're doing a fingertip search for it now.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17Grant.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20I've put a bag of ice in the freezer.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Crisps are in the bowls, beers are in the fridge.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- I think we're in pretty good shape. - Look, have you seen Bex?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28A thank you would be nice.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Yes. Sorry, Grant. Yeah, thank you.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- I basically set the whole party up. - And I am very grateful.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34- At very short notice. - Thank you again.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36The fact I had to ask you for a thank you
0:15:36 > 0:15:37diminishes it somewhat, no?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39- Can I just thank you again and move on?- Please.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- Let's move on, put it behind us. - OK. Have you seen Bex?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46- No.- OK.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47I think we might have a problem.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Erm...I'm not sure she's coming.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52She seems to be having a slight wobble.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Well, that would explain the note I found in the bin.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00"Dear, Murray, I'm going away for a bit. Bex."
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Oh, God.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Maybe that could be the surprise at the party.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Bex not turning up.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12- Right.- What are you doing?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- I'm phoning round, cancelling. - Oh, great.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- So, I've arranged a whole party for nothing.- She's not coming.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Bit pointless having a party when the person whose party it...
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- Ooh!- Hello there. - Hi, Don! It's Murray.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Hi. Murray! How's it going?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Oh, yeah. Fine, thanks.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Actually, it's about tonight's party. Er...
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- KNOCK AT WINDOW - We're here! Look. Outside!
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Hm?- Hiya!- Hi!
0:16:35 > 0:16:37No, Don, listen, I've got to cancel.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Open up, Murray. It's chilly out here!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42- It's just not worth it, Paula. - We've brought Gord and Aud!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44- BOTH:- Hi!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Oh, hi, Murray!
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- Oh, God, what happened to your ear? - Oh, don't worry.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- Someone bit me. It's fine. - What?- Is it septic, Murray?
0:16:54 > 0:16:57My aunt cut herself gardening and they had to amputate her whole hand.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Don't say that, Paula. Sorry about that, Murray.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- Gordo, go through, go through. - Now, look, here's Bex's present.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Ah, Paula, a slight problem...
0:17:05 > 0:17:07She's going to love it. It's so exciting!
0:17:07 > 0:17:10The one with the cello is our next door neighbour's boy.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Got a girl pregnant at school.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14We don't know that for sure, Paula.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Anyway, I thought it might lend the evening a touch of class.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- Hello, come in. Go through. - Get yourself a drink.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Come on, Murray! Get those blinds down.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23We've got 40 people to hide!
0:17:25 > 0:17:31CELLO MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- What the hell am I going to do? - Tell them. Tell them the truth.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Oh! So, stand up in front of all these people
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- and tell them my wife's left me? - Murray, I'm not going to be able to
0:17:39 > 0:17:41enjoy this party if you keep on at me.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42Where've you been all day?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Everyone's been running around looking for that memory stick.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- Emma said you had it, yeah? - Yeah, yeah, I've got it here. Er...
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Well?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- Er...it was here. - Look, give it to me later.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Oh, hello, sweetheart.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Here's Tamzin, Murray.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Yes, yes, of course. Hi there, Tamzin.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Lovely devils on horsebacks.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Oh, thank you. Yes, Paula did those.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Have you tried the spinach tartlets?
0:18:07 > 0:18:10What, no sushi like we had in Edinburgh...last night?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13No? No...no sushi.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15- It was terrific sushi, wasn't it, Murray?- Yeah.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19- Well, it's a terrific restaurant, isn't it?- Wakimotos.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21On these trips I prefer to dine out.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23It gets a bit boring just staying in the hotel, doesn't it?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25The Radisson.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29God, look at you two! Finishing each other sentences.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31You know, sometimes I think you two are having an affair!
0:18:31 > 0:18:35EXAGGERATED LAUGHTER
0:18:35 > 0:18:36I will, I will.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Oh, God, look at the time.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Everybody, OK! Everybody, listen up!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43It's 7:30. She'll be here any minute.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45You know the drill. Keep it quiet.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48When she walks in the door, we all go, "Surprise!"
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- Don...- Everybody ready? Turn the lights off.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55No, Don, please. Sorry. Don't turn the lights off.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58There's something I need to explain about tonight.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- DOORBELL RINGS - Oh! She's here.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Go and let her in, Murray. We'll stay here in the dark.
0:19:03 > 0:19:04Quick, quick, quick, lights, lights.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Hello, Murray.- Nereesha? - I'm sorry to come to your house,
0:19:10 > 0:19:13but you did say you'd be there for me 24/7.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Yeah, I did say that, but I'm sort of in the middle of something...
0:19:15 > 0:19:18It's just that personal problem I was telling you about.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- It can probably wait until tomorrow? - It's a sexual problem.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Oh, God.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24My husband, Steve, just doesn't share
0:19:24 > 0:19:26my enthusiasm for sexual adventure.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28- ALL:- Surprise!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34It...it's Nereesha, from the bank. Runs the small business desk.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38A problem in bed with Steve.
0:19:38 > 0:19:39All right?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42OK, lights off again. Everybody ready.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Don, don't turn the lights off. No.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45We'll lose the surprise factor.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49Don, please, there's something I need to tell you all.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55HE SIGHS Bex isn't coming.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57What, isn't coming?
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- She's left me.- What?- Oh, God.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04A message, she's left me...a message.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08You know, a text. Just now, on my...phone,
0:20:08 > 0:20:11er...to say she's having to work late,
0:20:11 > 0:20:14er, because of an emergency.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Thank God.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19- I thought you were telling us that Bex had left you!- No.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- THEY CHUCKLE - What emergency?
0:20:22 > 0:20:26Oh, erm...a big traffic accident. Motorway pile-up.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- Which motorway?- Sorry?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Which motorway? Alan and Sue haven't got here yet.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Er, I've forgotten.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35- Look, let me see her text. - No, I've deleted it.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37You said she only just sent it. Come on!
0:20:37 > 0:20:39The battery on this phone is very poor,
0:20:39 > 0:20:42so I tend just to delete texts as soon as I've read them.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Very good model otherwise, erm...battery and whatnot.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50But, well, if you are thinking of changing phones,
0:20:50 > 0:20:54the battery deficiencies are perhaps something to bare in mind.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01So, anyway, erm...Bex said that she thinks
0:21:01 > 0:21:03she's going to be tied up at the hospital,
0:21:03 > 0:21:06till the early hours dealing with the...
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- Oh...- ALL:- Surprise!
0:21:10 > 0:21:13She's here! DOG BARKS
0:21:14 > 0:21:16- Hi, everyone.- You're here!- Yes.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20What happened to your ear?
0:21:20 > 0:21:24Oh, that. It's...it's fine. Someone bit me.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Come here.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Come here, darling. Happy birthday!
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Murray.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39God, I was really worried.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42I mean, you know, I've been leaving messages all day,
0:21:42 > 0:21:45and then Keeley said something really weird about moving out
0:21:45 > 0:21:47and Abby, I mean...
0:21:47 > 0:21:50What's this note all about?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Look, Murray, this isn't easy for me, but...
0:21:54 > 0:21:56I've been practising this speech all day.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- I can't remember any of it now. - Speech? What speech?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01- Soil.- Soil?
0:22:01 > 0:22:06I...I feel our marriage, it's rooted in the wrong...soil.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09No, I've gone again.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11I'm not really following you, sweetie.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- I feel that the soil... - CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE POPS
0:22:13 > 0:22:15- THEY CHEER - ..I've been in...has...
0:22:15 > 0:22:19has not been assisting my...my...well, my growing.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Could we just drop the whole soil thing?
0:22:21 > 0:22:24- I've moved in with Abby. - What?- Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Murray!- Is this about missing your birthday breakfast or...?
0:22:27 > 0:22:28Well, yeah. No.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Look, the truth is, Murray, you're never around.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33You're too busy with everyone else.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Murray, people are getting thirsty!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Oh, sorry, Don. Be right with you.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Although, I am actually with Bex at the moment, so perhaps...
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Come on, you two. You're missing the party.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- We want to make a toast! - OK. All right, Dad.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Look, you're in Bilbao next week.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52The following weekend you're at a Two Peaks cycling challenge,
0:22:52 > 0:22:54then you're off on a murder mystery weekend with Grant.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57- Ooh!- Sorry.- Oh, hi, Murray.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Ooh, sorry, am I interrupting something?
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Oh, no, no! Everything's good. - Yeah, it's fine. I'm was leaving.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Just... Actually, Bex, could we just talk about this?
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Actually, can I just have a quick word?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Sorry, Tamzin, it's not...
0:23:08 > 0:23:10It's just, that you know I was joking earlier
0:23:10 > 0:23:12about Curtis seeing someone else.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13Thing is, I reckon he is.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15- I really can't comment on that. - So he is.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- What makes you say that? - The look on your face.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Bex?- Murray, I've put the candles on the cake,
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- but I've probably done it all wrong. - Oh, no, Keeley, you've done great.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Murray, there's somebody here with another cake!
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- Wow.- Hello, Murray.- Emma, hello!
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Oh! Oh, you've got two cakes, Bex. Isn't that great?!
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Oh, yes, yes.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39- It's carrot cake - your favourite. - Thank you, Emma.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Er, this is Emma, everybody.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Someone else from the small business desk.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45There's two cakes, everyone!
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Carrot cake and... Er, what's this one, Keeley?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50- It's carrot cake. - Carrot cake! There we go.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Murray. I can't actually do this.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Ooh! Come on, you two! Photo together.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Right, over here, in front of the orchestra.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04What's wrong with you, Bex?! Give him a kiss!
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Kiss, kiss...
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- ALL CHANTING:- Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss...
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- Hey-hey! - THEY CHEER
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Er, right, let's have some more champagne.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Grant, could you...? And play some music. Yeah.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Trying to have a party here. Hey-hey!
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Ladies and gentlemen, ladies...
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Stop the music! Stop the music!
0:24:22 > 0:24:26Can I just say what a lovely idea this party is.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29A round of applause for the son-in-law of my dreams.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32- THEY CHEER - Well done!
0:24:32 > 0:24:36Ooh! APPLAUSE
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Bex, if I could just add a few words.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44Obviously, you're all here because you love Bex, as I do.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Erm...in fact, she's been the light of my life
0:24:47 > 0:24:49since the day we got married 12 years ago...
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- And here's to the next 12!- Yes! - Absolutely, Don.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55And, er, you know, obviously, like any couple,
0:24:55 > 0:24:57we've had our ups and downs.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00But the key to any successful marriage
0:25:00 > 0:25:03is the ability of both partners to change,
0:25:03 > 0:25:04and I, for one, am changing.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07I mean, I'm changing at work.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11You know, take the management conference in Bilbao next week -
0:25:11 > 0:25:12won't be going.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14I'm changing in other ways.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17I'm meant to be going on a murder mystery weekend
0:25:17 > 0:25:20in Hayward's Heath - not any more.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21It's all about change.
0:25:21 > 0:25:26Life and happiness are all about change, and I am changing.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Thank you.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Sorry...no claps.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Perhaps maybe a toast, Murray.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Thank you, Paula. Yes, a toast.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Everyone, please raise your glasses to the beautiful Bex
0:25:38 > 0:25:40and the changing Murray!
0:25:41 > 0:25:43- ALL:- To...beautiful...Bex...
0:25:43 > 0:25:45- And changing Murray. - ..and changing Murray.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48- Superb speech, Murray! - Thank you.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Come on, let's pick it up, pick it up. Play some upbeat Bach.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Ladies and gentlemen...
0:25:53 > 0:25:57- Stop the music! Stop the music! - Sorry, sorry. It's me again.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Murray, you thought you had all the surprises tonight,
0:26:00 > 0:26:03but...the gift that Paula is about to unveil
0:26:03 > 0:26:07is our surprise for the both of you.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09And it gives me great pleasure to present to you
0:26:09 > 0:26:13this luxury beach-side villa on the Turkish Riviera.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17It's my hope that this can be a romantic getaway
0:26:17 > 0:26:20for the both of you for the rest of your lives.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23And that's not all! The adventure starts tonight!
0:26:23 > 0:26:25- Tonight?- Yeah, the cab's outside.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Come on! Your flight leaves in two hours!
0:26:27 > 0:26:30I smuggled your passports out last week and booked the tickets.
0:26:30 > 0:26:31I've spoken to Curtis and the hospital -
0:26:31 > 0:26:34you've both got a week's holiday together!
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Wa-hey!
0:26:36 > 0:26:39APPLAUSE
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Right, let's get these bags in.
0:26:46 > 0:26:47Ooh, isn't it exciting?
0:26:47 > 0:26:48You'll get to Izmir in time for breakfast.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Don't worry - Mehmet will be waiting for you at the other end.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53In you get.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Now, have a lovely, lovely time.
0:26:57 > 0:27:03- ALL:- Bye!
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Bye! Stay safe! Bon voyage!
0:27:25 > 0:27:27There's some Turkish festival tonight.
0:27:27 > 0:27:28Mehmet's going to barbecue a goat.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Bex...you...you've got to tell them what's going on.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33- By the way, did you find that memory stick?- Er...