Episode 2

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04"Dear Murray, I'm going away for a bit."

0:00:04 > 0:00:06Don, listen, I've got to cancel.

0:00:06 > 0:00:07'We've brought Gord and Aud.'

0:00:07 > 0:00:09- ALL:- Hi!

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- Hi!- God, what happened to your ear?

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Oh, don't worry. Er, someone bit me, it's fine.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Everyone's been running round like headless chickens

0:00:16 > 0:00:19looking for that memory stick. Emma said you had it.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22- Yeah, I've got it here. Er...- Well?

0:00:22 > 0:00:23- I've moved in with Abby.- What?

0:00:23 > 0:00:25It gives me great pleasure to present to you

0:00:25 > 0:00:29this luxury beach-side villa on the Turkish Riviera.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31The adventure starts tonight!

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Come on, your flight leaves in two hours!

0:00:33 > 0:00:35ALL SHOUT GOODBYE

0:00:41 > 0:00:42Right...

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Shall we check in?

0:00:46 > 0:00:48I'm sorry, I can't do this.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50We've got the tickets and everything.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Murray, I know this isn't easy, but I need some time away.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55You'll have that. In Turkey.

0:00:55 > 0:00:56On my own, Murray.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59We could sleep at different ends of the villa.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00OK.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Bex...- Taxi. - I'll sleep in the hammock.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- All right, love? - Can you take me back to Brighton?

0:01:04 > 0:01:07- Yeah, course.- No, no. Not Brighton. We're going to Turkey.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09I'll be at Abby's, OK? And I'll call you...

0:01:09 > 0:01:12- Please, take it. It's all yours. - Right, thank you.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Right, where are the tickets?

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Please, don't make this more difficult

0:01:16 > 0:01:17than it already is, Murray.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Ooh! New bikini! - You just leave that, please.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Tickets... Yep.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Passports... Brilliant.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27I'll just get you to Turkey, all that stress will disappear.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Taxi!- No, no. No.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Er, we're fine, thanks. Not needed. Sorry.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34I've no money. Is it OK to stop at a cashpoint?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Go ahead. It's all yours. Yeah, we're going to Turkey.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38- Had a nice holiday?- It was OK.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41See? See how relaxed he is, Bex? Come on.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Give me your bag. I'll check in. Come on.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47We'll wake up in that golden sunshine

0:01:47 > 0:01:49and have a good old natter about...

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Bex?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Bex!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Bex! Bex!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Bex...

0:01:56 > 0:01:58The plane leaves in an hour!

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Bex!

0:02:29 > 0:02:30- BEX:- Morning.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Morning, Bex.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34How did you sleep?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Mm, not great.- Well, it is a Bodyshape memory-foam mattress.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40- I've never had any complaints before.- No, no.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43The mattress was fine. It was just I can't stop thinking about Murray.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Bex...

0:02:44 > 0:02:47we discussed this.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51To reach your potential, you need to find the right soil.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55And the soil in that relationship with Murray is the...

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- BOTH:- The wrong soil. - Exactly.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Just as Clifford was my wrong soil.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05But you're free now, my darling.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Just don't forget we wear the airline slippers in here

0:03:09 > 0:03:13with bare feet. Otherwise we smudge the Italian tiling.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- Sorry.- No, no! You're forgiven.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17First offence.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21I carry mine around in my pocket, but if ever you forget,

0:03:21 > 0:03:23I keep some spares in this container here.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25And some by the door.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Oh, that's handy.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29It's just a few simple rules.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Otherwise it's anarchy.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Oh, and don't forget, it's book club tonight.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35- You have read the book, haven't you? - Yeah.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37- I really enjoyed... - No, no, no, no, no, no.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Don't tell me what you thought now. Discussion time is later.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44SHE SIGHS

0:03:44 > 0:03:46PHONE BUZZES

0:03:53 > 0:03:55BEEP

0:03:55 > 0:03:57- Ah, Don.- 'Hi, Murray.'

0:03:57 > 0:04:01I won't be long. Costs a fortune to call Turkey from a mobile.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Oh... Has Bex not spoken to you?

0:04:04 > 0:04:05Oh, I know, I know, it's Mehmet, isn't it?

0:04:05 > 0:04:07He's just called to apologise

0:04:07 > 0:04:08for not being at the airport for you.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11He's going to bring round some olives to say sorry.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Sort of Turkish custom.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Oh! Oh, no, no. No, tell him not to bother.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Actually, you've flown in at a really good time.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20There's some Turkish festival tonight.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22- Mehmet's going to barbecue a goat. - Right.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Don, I did send a text to Bex reminding her to call you, so...

0:04:25 > 0:04:26Text?

0:04:26 > 0:04:28- You two not talking to each other? - HE CHUCKLES

0:04:28 > 0:04:31CHUCKLING: No, no, no. It's...

0:04:31 > 0:04:33a little bit more complicated than that.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Have you been out on the balcony yet?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37- Er... Not yet, no.- Well, go now.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39I've got a little something for you.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Don, I...- Go on. I want to hear your reaction.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45- Are you there yet?- Um...

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Er...

0:04:47 > 0:04:48Yes?

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Well? What do you think?

0:04:51 > 0:04:52Eh? Eh?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Oh, Don I'm...speechless.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59You love it, don't you? I knew you'd love it.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Yes, I do...love it. Yeah.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04What do you think of the colour?

0:05:04 > 0:05:06I love it.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08You were always commenting on my hot tub.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11I... Yes, a hot tub, yeah!

0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Ha-ha-ha!- Now, listen.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16I don't want you two getting up to any naughtiness in there.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17We won't.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Um, Don, I-I...

0:05:19 > 0:05:21I really think you should speak to Bex. TAPPING

0:05:21 > 0:05:23What is it, Paula?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25- SHE MOUTHS - Sorry, Murray.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28I'm being summoned. I'll talk to you later.

0:05:28 > 0:05:29Don...

0:05:34 > 0:05:36RINGING TONE

0:05:36 > 0:05:38'Hi, this is Bex. Please leave a message.'

0:05:38 > 0:05:39BEEP Bex...

0:05:39 > 0:05:41I really think you should talk to your parents.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44You've got to tell them what's going on.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Thanks.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04- WOMAN:- Can I help?

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Oh, hi. Hi.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Actually, yes. Um...

0:06:10 > 0:06:12I haven't got an appointment,

0:06:12 > 0:06:15is there any chance of a wash and blow?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- Yes, of course.- Great.

0:06:28 > 0:06:29What are you doing here?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31W-W-What are you doing here?

0:06:31 > 0:06:35- You're supposed to be in Turkey. - TOILET FLUSHES

0:06:44 > 0:06:45G-G-Grant!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47I thought you were in Turkey.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49So you thought you'd use my house?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51- My bed?- Well, I couldn't take her back to Mum's.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Hasn't she got a place of her own?

0:06:53 > 0:06:56She's got cats, and you know what I'm like with cats.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58- At nine o'clock in the morning? - Well, she works nights.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01She doesn't knock off from the petrol station till eight.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06- What do you think?- I asked you to pop round and clear up,

0:07:06 > 0:07:10not drag someone back from the petrol pumps for a quick...pump.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Mark, you said the house was empty.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Wait, Bex didn't open her presents.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Her 40th birthday...

0:07:16 > 0:07:18She hasn't even got her presents.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19Yeah, look...

0:07:19 > 0:07:21If this is all going to get emotional,

0:07:21 > 0:07:23I'm really not sure I'm your man.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25I just don't know how it got to this.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27You know, sometimes in these situations,

0:07:27 > 0:07:29it's best just to keep things...

0:07:29 > 0:07:31bottled up.

0:07:31 > 0:07:32Or you could pop round

0:07:32 > 0:07:35and give her the presents. That'll break the ice.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36That's actually not a bad idea.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Yeah, and then you could take her out for a coffee

0:07:38 > 0:07:41- and, like, really chat things through.- You're not using the house.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Grant, are we doing this or not?

0:07:43 > 0:07:46No, you're not! Go somewhere else.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Let yourself out.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01So, are you going anywhere nice on your holidays?

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Well, I was. I'm not now.

0:08:03 > 0:08:08Yeah, I turned down the chance of going to Turkey last night.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09I...

0:08:09 > 0:08:12I actually got all the way to the airport and couldn't face it.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Long story.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17- PAULA:- Bex?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Bex!

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Mum.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33BEEPING

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Oh, hi, Abby.

0:08:38 > 0:08:39Er...

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Look, I know it's a bit awkward cos of the situation with Bex,

0:08:42 > 0:08:44but probably best if you and I just try and get along.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46What do you want, Murray?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48I-I-I've got these birthday presents for her, so...

0:08:48 > 0:08:50She's hurting, Murray. Really hurting.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52So if I could just give them to her.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Do you want to know the name of the person who hurt her?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Rather just give her the presents.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58The name of the person who hurt her is Murray.

0:08:58 > 0:08:59Yes, I thought it might be.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Er, could I please just speak to my wife?

0:09:01 > 0:09:02- SIGHING:- She's not in.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Right.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Do you know where she is, or...?

0:09:06 > 0:09:09For your information, I'm trying to create a Murray-free zone here.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Thanks for the heads-up. - A Murray-less safe haven.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14I'll take the presents...

0:09:14 > 0:09:15- I'd like to give them to her. - No, no.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18- No, give them to me.- I want to give her the presents myself.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20No! I don't want you coming back!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22PHONE RINGS

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Oh, hi, Bex. Where are you?

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Why are you at your parents'?

0:09:31 > 0:09:33What...? Hey! No...

0:09:33 > 0:09:36She doesn't want to see you, Murray.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45- PAULA:- Go on through. I'm just making lunch.

0:09:45 > 0:09:46Oh, Murray.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48I can't believe it.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Bex! Your husband's here.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Hi, Bex.- Murray.

0:09:58 > 0:09:59Happy birthday.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Yeah, thanks.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04I'll put them down here.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10How's your dad taken it?

0:10:10 > 0:10:11I haven't spoken to him yet.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Mum said to wait for him to finish his bird table.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Oh.- Don!

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Keeley'll be here in a minute.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Remember she's bringing her new boyfriend.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Can you do it?

0:10:23 > 0:10:24- What?- Tell Dad.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26You want me to tell your dad you've left me?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Yeah, well, he'll take it better coming from you.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30- DON:- Oh! - It's best.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33I'd like to see next-door's cat have a go at that!

0:10:37 > 0:10:41- What's going on? - Look, Dad, we've, um...

0:10:41 > 0:10:44We've got some news that we want to tell you.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Haven't we, Murray? - Not really. Um...

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Tell me what?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Bex, I think you should, um...

0:10:49 > 0:10:50- Go on, Murray.- Bex, you do it.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Come on.- Bex!

0:10:52 > 0:10:53What is it?

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Don, um...

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Er...

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Bex and I are taking...

0:10:59 > 0:11:00a...

0:11:00 > 0:11:02a bit of a break from each other.

0:11:02 > 0:11:03What does that mean?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05We've sort of separated.

0:11:05 > 0:11:06- Oh, my God.- Just for a few days.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09- It might be a bit longer. - Difficult to know exactly how long.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Yeah, I just need to sort my head out.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13It's that bit that's making the exact time calculation difficult.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17- I spoke to you in Turkey this morning.- Yes...

0:11:17 > 0:11:20I'm really sorry about that. We never actually got on the plane.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22- No.- Ah...

0:11:23 > 0:11:26I'm sorry. Excuse me. I just need to get some fresh air.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30That was horrible.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32He took it pretty well, considering.

0:11:32 > 0:11:33DOOR CLOSES

0:11:38 > 0:11:40BIRD CAWS

0:11:42 > 0:11:45OK, well, I think I'd better get going.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48No, no, no. No. Don't go, Murray, stay for lunch.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Oh, that's very kind, Paula, but I...

0:11:50 > 0:11:52I...

0:11:52 > 0:11:54- can't.- Course you can.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55We're family.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57DOOR OPENS

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Right, whenever I had any business problems,

0:12:02 > 0:12:03I'd get out a old envelope,

0:12:03 > 0:12:07draw a line down the middle and work out the pros and the cons.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09So...

0:12:09 > 0:12:10Murray...

0:12:10 > 0:12:13Pros. Er...

0:12:13 > 0:12:14Good-looking.

0:12:16 > 0:12:17Good sense of humour.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Er, smells nice...- No, Dad, sorry, we are not doing this.

0:12:22 > 0:12:23Now, cons.

0:12:23 > 0:12:24Come on, Bex. Throw them out.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Or we could just carry on with the pros.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29- I mean...- Come on, Bex. What are the cons?

0:12:29 > 0:12:32OK, put "absent". He's just not been around.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34- He's at work all the time. - Yeah, well, that's not a con.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37He's working hard so his wife can have a nice house, nice holidays.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39It's a good point, Bex.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41I'm sorry, could you be any more sexist?

0:12:41 > 0:12:42Yeah, that is a bit sexist, Don.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45- I can't believe how sexist that is, Don.- I'm just trying to help.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47DOOR OPENS KEELEY: Hiya.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49- ALL:- Hi!

0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Oh... - Um, this is Zak.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Um... This is my mum and dad.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56- This is Don and Paula.- Hi.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Hello, Zak.- Hello, Zak.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00And this is my sister, Bex.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02- And her husband, Murray. - Hi, Zak.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04- Hey.- Um...

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Why...? Why aren't you in Turkey?

0:13:07 > 0:13:08They've... They've split up.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Temporarily. - Is it my fault?

0:13:10 > 0:13:13No, it's not your fault. You know, it's been on the cards for a while.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15- A while?- What are you talking about?

0:13:15 > 0:13:18I mean, he's the best thing that's ever happened to you.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19Oh, thank you, Don.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21When you think of some of the idiots you were with before...

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Yes, your father's right.

0:13:23 > 0:13:24I mean, it beggars belief. I mean,

0:13:24 > 0:13:28some of the muppets you girls have brought through that front door.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33CLOCK CHIMES

0:13:34 > 0:13:36I've got a box of chocolates for you, Paula.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Oh!

0:13:38 > 0:13:41And for you, Don, a nut sock for your new bird table.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43- Oh...- That's...

0:13:43 > 0:13:45- Thank you, Zak. - ..that's lovely.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50They're a mixture of white and dark truffles.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Yeah... Can we get back to my list?

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Dad, you know, Zak and Keeley are here.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57- Yeah, I don't think we should... - Well, they don't mind.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00OK, fine. Yeah, put "promising one thing and then doing another".

0:14:00 > 0:14:02- That won't fit on the board. - What do you mean?

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Well, you said you'd to talk to Curtis

0:14:04 > 0:14:06about not taking so much work on.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Ah, yes, well, I'm actually going in to see him this afternoon.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Yeah, I'm sorry, but I've actually heard all that before.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Really, I am. SHE SIGHS

0:14:13 > 0:14:15- At least give him a chance, Bex. - Yes, your mother's right.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Yeah, thanks for the input, but this is...this is between me and Murray.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26The nut sock works for most bird tables.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30You can hang it loose, or...

0:14:30 > 0:14:32lie it on the flat bit.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Yeah. I'm sure it's wonderful.

0:14:50 > 0:14:51- LIFT:- 'Doors opening.'

0:14:53 > 0:14:55'Going up.'

0:14:55 > 0:14:56Murray!

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Oh, hi, Emma. Have you seen Curtis today?

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Aren't you meant to be in Turkey?

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Ah, yes. Er...

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Oh, it's just, um...

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Well, Bex and I are experiencing

0:15:06 > 0:15:09a few difficulties in our marriage at the moment, and, er...

0:15:11 > 0:15:13..she's moved out.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15- That's fantastic!- Sorry?

0:15:15 > 0:15:16That's terrible. Really terrible.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Obviously, I'm going to do everything I can

0:15:18 > 0:15:19to get her back, so...

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Is there any point if she's already made her mind up?

0:15:22 > 0:15:23It's not cut and dried yet, so...

0:15:23 > 0:15:25- But she's moved out.- Temporarily.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28- She must be mad to leave you. - Sorry?

0:15:28 > 0:15:29I'm sorry, I didn't mean to imply

0:15:29 > 0:15:31that she was, you know, actually mad!

0:15:31 > 0:15:34- I didn't think you were. I was just...- Is she, though?

0:15:34 > 0:15:38I mean, not clinically, but has she had any...

0:15:39 > 0:15:41..trouble in the past?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43LIFT DOORS OPEN

0:15:45 > 0:15:48INDISTINCT OFFICE CHATTER

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Murray.

0:15:57 > 0:15:58Yeah, I'm not in Turkey.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01I'll cut to the chase. Er, Bex has left me.

0:16:01 > 0:16:02- Oh, no.- Yeah.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05So we didn't think it was that good an idea to go on holiday together.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07I'm really sorry, mate.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Tamzin always held you two up as having the perfect marriage.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Yeah, well... HE SIGHS

0:16:11 > 0:16:14- ..these things happen, you know. - So who is it, then?

0:16:14 > 0:16:16- What?- Who's the lucky lady you're...

0:16:16 > 0:16:18- There is no lucky lady. - Is it Ruth from foreign exchange?

0:16:18 > 0:16:20- No!- Come on, you can tell me. - There's no-one.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23- Come on.- There isn't anyone. - Come on, Murray.- There's no-one!

0:16:23 > 0:16:25OK. OK.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29- So who's Bex seeing? - Bex isn't seeing anyone either!

0:16:29 > 0:16:32OK. Fine. If that's what you want to believe.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Oh, very nice.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Maybe I should have done a bit more of that.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40How often do you get Tamzin flowers?

0:16:41 > 0:16:43These aren't for Tamzin.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45They're for...someone else.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46- Oh.- My...

0:16:46 > 0:16:47roofer.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51Well, his wife. They...work as a team.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54OK. Actually, I wanted to run something past you.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56- Um...- Just a heads-up, but in an ideal world,

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Tamzin wouldn't need to know about the flowers.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01- Sure, yeah. Fine.- By the way, did you find that memory stick?

0:17:01 > 0:17:04- Er, yeah.- Good, cos I've got enough problems with Pentratech as it is,

0:17:04 > 0:17:06without telling them I've lost all their data.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08In fact, I might need you to go over and see them.

0:17:08 > 0:17:12Actually, it's on that point I wanted to discuss, because...

0:17:12 > 0:17:15well, Bex thinks that part of our problem might be

0:17:15 > 0:17:19that I've got my work-life balance wrong, and I was thinking of...

0:17:19 > 0:17:21going part-time.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Or maybe some sort of flexitime arrangement.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Er...

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Certainly scaling my hours back a bit.

0:17:29 > 0:17:30- CHUCKLING:- Mm.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31That's very interesting, cos...

0:17:31 > 0:17:34I wasn't supposed to tell you this till next week,

0:17:34 > 0:17:35but, er...what the hell.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37What difference does a few days make?

0:17:37 > 0:17:38Tell me what? HE CHUCKLES

0:17:38 > 0:17:40We're offering you a promotion.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44HE CLICKS HIS TONGUE AND CHUCKLES

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Hi, Murray.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54I was wondering if now might be a good time

0:17:54 > 0:17:55to talk about my performance review.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Not really, Nereesha. I'm not really supposed to be in today.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01- I'm meant to be in Turkey, remember?- It's just that

0:18:01 > 0:18:04I was meant to have the opportunity to present my views on it yesterday.

0:18:04 > 0:18:08Yes, yes, I'm sorry about that. Turned into quite a stressful day.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10It says here, and I quote,

0:18:10 > 0:18:13"Nereesha doesn't always display the flexibility

0:18:13 > 0:18:15"that the situation requires."

0:18:15 > 0:18:17It's a small criticism. Er, could we pick this up another time?

0:18:17 > 0:18:19I'd rather we deal with it now.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23Yes, you see, this is where that word "flexibility" comes in.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27LIFT BELL DINGS

0:18:27 > 0:18:28You see, it's difficult to wait

0:18:28 > 0:18:31with this character assassination hanging over me.

0:18:31 > 0:18:36Right. Er, well, can it just sort of hang over you a little bit longer?

0:18:36 > 0:18:37I...

0:18:49 > 0:18:51- WOMAN:- Hello, darling!

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Thanks.

0:18:55 > 0:18:56PHONE RINGS

0:18:59 > 0:19:02- Hi, Tamzin.- Hi, Murray. Do you know where Curtis is?

0:19:02 > 0:19:04No. No, no. I don't. Um...

0:19:04 > 0:19:06I can't get hold of him on his mobile.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10We're going to the theatre. He said to meet him here at 5.30.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Oh, yes. He's... He's got a meeting with, um...

0:19:15 > 0:19:17- ..I think it was marketing.- Right.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Cos his assistant said there's nothing in his diary.

0:19:20 > 0:19:21This keeps happening.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24Is there something I should know, Murray?

0:19:24 > 0:19:27No. No, no, no, absolutely, definitely not.

0:19:27 > 0:19:28In fact, actually, yeah, I...

0:19:28 > 0:19:32I remember, um, he was going to get his phone fixed

0:19:32 > 0:19:34at the...phone shop, yes.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Yeah, it was the phone shop, yeah.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Right. I'll just wait here for him, then.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Thanks. Bye, Murray.

0:19:49 > 0:19:50CAR HORN TOOTS

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Hello, sweetheart. What are you doing here?

0:19:55 > 0:19:59What am I doing here? We're going to the theatre...to see Cats.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Of course. Yes. Cats, that's why I rushed back from the meeting.

0:20:02 > 0:20:03The phone shop.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Yeah.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08The...phone shop. I've been to the phone shop.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10- Hello, Murray.- Hi, Curtis.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Tamzin. Sorry, I was just in the...cafe.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14So you got your phone fixed? OK, cos I know

0:20:14 > 0:20:16you're having a problem with your phone.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Yeah. They did a good job fixing it. It's a...pretty good phone shop.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23It is a good phone shop, yeah. I got my phone fixed there, too, so...

0:20:23 > 0:20:25So the good thing is,

0:20:25 > 0:20:28if we need to make any calls on the way to Cats, we can.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31I thought we agreed, Curtis,

0:20:31 > 0:20:34that you would get back to me if I called.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Yeah, but the phone wasn't working.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39That's why I was in the phone shop.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Well...

0:20:41 > 0:20:44We don't want me getting all suspicious again,

0:20:44 > 0:20:45do we, sweetheart, hm?

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Absolutely.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50HE WHISPERS: Thank you.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54- Is now a good time?- No.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Grant!

0:21:08 > 0:21:10HE SIGHS

0:21:15 > 0:21:18I've cleared up everything after the party.

0:21:18 > 0:21:19That's what Tina and I were...

0:21:21 > 0:21:23- ..doing.- Right.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25I want you both out of here.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27No problem. If you can just give us 15 minutes.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29- Now.- OK. Er...

0:21:29 > 0:21:32If you find a thong, it's Tina's.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33DOORBELL RINGS

0:21:37 > 0:21:41- Oh! Hi, Paula. Er...- Hello, Murray. Look, can I ask a favour?

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Yeah, please. Go ahead. Yeah, yeah.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45It's just that I'm going to my sister's.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47I promised I'd be her eyes for the next week.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49But the trouble is, well,

0:21:49 > 0:21:51I'm worried about leaving Don on his own.

0:21:51 > 0:21:55Oh! Oh, don't worry. You know, I can look in on him, make sure he's OK.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56He hasn't said a word for two hours,

0:21:56 > 0:21:59and he's thrown that bird table on the bonfire.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01- As I said...- I've packed a suitcase.

0:22:01 > 0:22:05- Huh?- He's not very good at being on his own at the best of times.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07- Oh, I see. Er...- Don... Don!

0:22:07 > 0:22:10Murray's agreed to take you, but you have got to start talking.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13- By the way, the leg of your sofa's broken.- What?

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Oh! I'll get your case, Don.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Did you, er, find a DVD yet, Don?

0:22:31 > 0:22:33There's...

0:22:33 > 0:22:35There's loads there on the shelf.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Ooh, er...

0:22:37 > 0:22:38Sorry if it's a bit lumpy.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Not sure where Bex keeps the blender.

0:22:41 > 0:22:42Er... Sorry, Don.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45TV PLAYS

0:22:45 > 0:22:46Oh.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48OK.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50The wedding video.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52It's just coming up to the bit where you say your vows.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Yeah...

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Are you sure this is a good idea, Don?

0:22:56 > 0:22:59- I mean... - You look so happy, both of you.

0:23:03 > 0:23:04Yeah, we were.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09And we will be again, you know.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Come on. Got to eat something.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13I'm not sure I'm going to be able to cope.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Well, you know, we've got to be, um...

0:23:18 > 0:23:19..strong.

0:23:20 > 0:23:21Um...

0:23:27 > 0:23:29I can't imagine life without you.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Thanks.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48Everyone... Everyone, this is Bex.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Bex, this is book club.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54- ALL GREET BEX - Get your slippers on!

0:23:56 > 0:23:58- Hi, everyone. - ALL:- Hi.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Thank you for letting me join you.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Abby's told me all about you all,

0:24:02 > 0:24:05and it's exactly the sort of thing that I need to be doing.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07- ABBY:- Bex left her husband last night.

0:24:07 > 0:24:11ALL EXCLAIM

0:24:11 > 0:24:13- Welcome to the team! - LAUGHTER

0:24:13 > 0:24:14- WOMAN:- Well done!

0:24:14 > 0:24:18So...! Who was he cheating on you with?

0:24:19 > 0:24:20He... He wasn't.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22They all say that.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Mine lied to me for three years.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26- But you got your own back, Lin.- Oh!

0:24:26 > 0:24:31I wrote what I thought of him down the side of his Lexus.

0:24:31 > 0:24:32Excuse the bad language!

0:24:32 > 0:24:34LAUGHTER

0:24:40 > 0:24:45Er, I don't know about...about you all, but I love this book.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47- We'll come on to the book later. - Yeah.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50So...when did you decide to leave him?

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Yesterday.

0:24:52 > 0:24:53MURMURING

0:24:53 > 0:24:55And what I really love about the story...

0:24:55 > 0:24:58Mine was doing it with my Zumba instructor. Oh, Jane!

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Tell Bex how you dumped your last husband. Ho-ho!

0:25:01 > 0:25:03ALL CHATTER

0:25:03 > 0:25:04Go on!

0:25:04 > 0:25:07LAUGHTER

0:25:14 > 0:25:15DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Don?

0:25:25 > 0:25:26Don?

0:25:32 > 0:25:33Don?

0:25:34 > 0:25:35Don?

0:25:38 > 0:25:39Don?

0:25:42 > 0:25:43Don?

0:25:50 > 0:25:51KNOCK ON DOOR

0:25:54 > 0:25:56- I just dropped off and then he'd gone!- So where is he?

0:26:03 > 0:26:05DON SNORES

0:26:05 > 0:26:06- I can't move him.- What...?

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Don, I'm back again. I'm with Bex this time.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14- Um... - Pull him over to you. Be careful.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17One, two, three... Come on, Don.

0:26:17 > 0:26:18How much has he had?

0:26:18 > 0:26:21- Oh!- I don't know.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24I lost count. Just sort of, you know, left him to it.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26- What's he doing here anyway? - DON GROANS

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Right, well, your mum has gone to your aunt's,

0:26:28 > 0:26:32so I'm just looking after him for a few days.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34- Nice job(!) - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa!

0:26:34 > 0:26:35Whoa.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38Well, someone's got to take care of him.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40You're at Abby's.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42- Keeley's, well...- Hopeless.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Yeah, well, something like that. Oh!

0:26:46 > 0:26:49- Thank you.- Hey, I don't mind.

0:26:50 > 0:26:55I've lost a wife, but, hey, I've gained a 64-year-old housemate.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Oh!

0:26:57 > 0:27:00I, er...spoke to Curtis, by the way.

0:27:00 > 0:27:01About going part-time.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Oh, yeah? How did that go?

0:27:03 > 0:27:05- They offered me a promotion.- I see.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07More money. A company car.

0:27:09 > 0:27:10Good. Congratulations. I'm sure...

0:27:10 > 0:27:12I turned it down.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Oh.

0:27:14 > 0:27:15OK.

0:27:15 > 0:27:16Right.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Good, right...

0:27:20 > 0:27:21Well, one more heave...

0:27:21 > 0:27:24I reckon we can get him onto the sofa.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Come on, Don. Come on, Don. Standing up.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28There we go.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30- Walking now. Walking.- Help.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33- Let's all go to the wedding.- No, we're not going to the wedding, Don.

0:27:33 > 0:27:37We're going to the sofa. Come on.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39One, two, three. Oh!

0:27:39 > 0:27:41SOFA CRUNCHES LOUDLY

0:27:41 > 0:27:44Grant!

0:27:44 > 0:27:45PHONE RINGS OK...

0:27:48 > 0:27:49Hi, Mum.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Yeah, yeah, I'm still up.

0:27:51 > 0:27:54Oh, well, I've had better.

0:27:54 > 0:27:55Oh, you're on the line, too, Dad.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57Hi. Er...

0:27:57 > 0:27:59Sorry, Mum, could you just hold a second?

0:27:59 > 0:28:01Yes.

0:28:01 > 0:28:02It's my parents.

0:28:05 > 0:28:06Could you tell them?

0:28:07 > 0:28:10I'm chairing a committee for the CT fundraiser at the moment,

0:28:10 > 0:28:12and I'm completely swamped.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15- You did find that memory stick, didn't you?- Yeah.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17What are you doing here?

0:28:17 > 0:28:18No.