Episode 5

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- She's moved out.- That's fantastic. - Sorry?- It's terrible.

0:00:04 > 0:00:06- You did find that memory stick, didn't you?- Yeah, yeah.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08- You remember Murray? - Yes, your ex-husband.

0:00:08 > 0:00:09Still husband.

0:00:11 > 0:00:15In an ideal world, Tamzin wouldn't need to know about the flowers.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18Just imagine I'm proposing to you for the first time.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23I wish you'd given me more warning, Bex.

0:00:23 > 0:00:24I could have had a proper look for a hoover.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27I don't want to interfere, but you shouldn't be moving in with Keeley,

0:00:27 > 0:00:29you should be moving back with Murray.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Why didn't you accept his re-proposal?

0:00:31 > 0:00:33If you must know, it's because I'm not ready.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Why don't I try and hook you and Murray up with Anthony?

0:00:35 > 0:00:38- Who's Anthony? - The bloke who married you.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39The reverend.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42It would remind you about your commitment to each other.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45But what I don't understand is, why you don't move in with us.

0:00:45 > 0:00:49When did you last wash your hair? It looks awful.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Hello, everyone.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54- Murray, am I glad to see you!- Don.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56- BOTH:- Ohh! - THEY LAUGH

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Every time.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Am I glad to see you!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Oh.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05- Hi, Murray.- Hi, Bex.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08- You're looking good.- Thanks.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Yeah, a bit tired, I've been working nights.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14I bumped into Abby at the hospital. She said, er, you were moving out?

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Yeah, things have been getting a bit, you know, claustrophobic.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Come on, give Murray and Bex some space.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26- So, what were you doing at the hospital?- Oh, I was visiting Julian.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Yeah, he's...he's back on solids now, which is good.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Yes, so I hear.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34He's being really good about everything, you know,

0:01:34 > 0:01:36not pressing charges.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38- Right, well, I'd better get my stuff.- Bex...

0:01:38 > 0:01:41I've got something really important to tell you.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48For goodness' sake, you two, give them some space.

0:01:48 > 0:01:49How many times?

0:01:49 > 0:01:51I've resigned

0:01:51 > 0:01:52- from the bank.- What?

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Yep, you were right, the whole work-life balance thing,

0:01:54 > 0:01:55that's been the problem.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Me at the office all the time, not being with you enough,

0:01:58 > 0:01:59so, hey, I've quit.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00Told Curtis last night.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Right, OK, well,

0:02:02 > 0:02:03is that a good idea?

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Well, that's what you wanted, isn't it?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Murray, it's...

0:02:07 > 0:02:10a bit more complicated than that.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14No, obviously I appreciate it's more complicated than that, but...

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Sorry, how is it more complicated than that?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Well, it's not like that's going to solve everything, is it?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21No, no!

0:02:21 > 0:02:24It's not going to solve everything, but I mean...

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Why isn't it going to solve everything?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Really need to get my stuff inside, OK?

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Bex?

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Yeah.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38You're not wearing your...wedding ring.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43I'm moving and I just didn't want to lose it.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44So...

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Emma, Emma, sorry, but I seem to have been locked out of my computer.

0:03:21 > 0:03:25- Do you mind if I use yours a second?- Yeah, of course.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27- What's your password? - "Murray me".

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Murray?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Me.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34Right.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40I still can't believe you're leaving us, Murray.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Yes, well, I thought it was my best chance of saving my marriage.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Murray, it's over.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47I mean, isn't it?

0:03:47 > 0:03:48No, no, I hope not.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51I'm just saying, you know, if she wants to go...

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Sorry, it's none of my business.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55No, no, no, it's fine.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58To be honest, I'm not even sure what to do any more.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00I've tried re-proposing, I've quit my job.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02She's not even wearing her wedding ring any more.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Look, a few of us are going for a drink tonight.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09Damian from personal loans, the mortgage crew...

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Why don't you join us?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12- I'm not really sure.- No, it would do you good, a few drinks,

0:04:12 > 0:04:14a few laughs, it would cheer you up.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Do you know something? I've spent the past six weeks at home

0:04:19 > 0:04:21moping about my life.

0:04:21 > 0:04:22I think I will.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Oh, yay!

0:04:25 > 0:04:26Murray, you know you're leaving?

0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Yes, I do.- Well, I've applied for your job.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33OK. Er...jolly good.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Sorry, I've got to, er...

0:04:34 > 0:04:38I believe I have the charisma and dynamism to drive this department forward.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Do you? Yeah.

0:04:39 > 0:04:44Yes, and I want to use that dynamism to set an example to others.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Right, well, good luck with all that.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Thank you, Murray.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51- So, will you recommend me for the post to Curtis?- What?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Will you put in a good word for me, Murray?- Er...

0:04:54 > 0:04:59- Sure.- Good, because HR have asked me to list my strengths.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00What do you think they are?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Well, you're very, er...

0:05:05 > 0:05:07I think you're very...human.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08Human?

0:05:08 > 0:05:12- You think that's a strength? - On the whole.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15On a scale of 1 to 10, how human...?

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Can we pick this up later?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18OK, I'll wait.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Not there, Nereesha.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33SHE SIGHS

0:05:34 > 0:05:35Hello, Bex.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38- Hi, Abby.- How are you?

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Yeah, I'm OK, thanks.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41You look shattered.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Yeah, I've been working nights and not been sleeping too well.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45You always slept well in my house.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48That bed has body-moulding memory-foam

0:05:48 > 0:05:49and allergy-free pillows.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Yeah, and I'm really grateful to you for letting me stay, Abby.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53- Are you?- Yeah.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Because the way you suddenly announced yesterday

0:05:55 > 0:05:58that you were leaving, I thought it might have been something I said.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01That locker is absolutely...

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Abby, you know, it's been great,

0:06:03 > 0:06:06and I don't know what I would have done without all your advice.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Well, I've been there before.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11- With Clifford.- Yeah, Clifford.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14I'll be honest, I felt humiliated when Clifford left me

0:06:14 > 0:06:16for someone 14 years older.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20Only made things worse, me chasing him across Italy,

0:06:20 > 0:06:25throwing paint on him and the OAP as they got on that gondola.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Which is why...

0:06:30 > 0:06:31- ..I got you this.- What is it?

0:06:31 > 0:06:33- It's a Murray moose.- Murray..?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Moose. Don't make my mistake.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Don't go chasing Murray. If you have anything to say,

0:06:38 > 0:06:40talk to Murray Moose first.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43I'd rather not talk to a toy moose, Abby.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46You can get everything off your chest with Murray Moose.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50The important thing is to stay clear of the real Murray.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53But there are things that I do want to talk to the real Murray about.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Like what?- Well, I've been thinking about things,

0:06:55 > 0:06:58and maybe Murray and I should sort things out.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00But... Tell the moose first.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02- No.- Talk to the moose.- I don't want to.- He's right here...

0:07:02 > 0:07:04I don't want to talk to a moose.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Sorry, Abby. - Don't take it out on me, Bex,

0:07:07 > 0:07:08take it out on the moose.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23Murray!

0:07:25 > 0:07:26Emma.

0:07:26 > 0:07:31It's so exciting! Oh, a night out! Yay!

0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Yay! Where are the others? - Others?

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Yeah, you said there were other people from the office coming,

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Damian and the mortgage team.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40They can't make it.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43They send their apologies. So...just you and me.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46Da-da!

0:07:55 > 0:07:57LAUGHTER

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Oh, you know, I used to laugh all the time with Bex,

0:08:05 > 0:08:07but not now, you know.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09- We're just not connecting at all.- Mmm.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11I blame her.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Well, probably both at fault.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15I doubt it.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Assume it is.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18You know, imagine you're in my shoes.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Oh, I love your shoes. Great style.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Oh, er, thank you.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25What would you do to try and get that connection back?

0:08:25 > 0:08:29Well, as a colleague and a friend,

0:08:29 > 0:08:32and of course I'm only thinking about what's good for you here,

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Murray, what's in your best interests...

0:08:35 > 0:08:36I would, er...

0:08:38 > 0:08:39..just forget about Bex.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40Oh.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44I'm not sure I could do that.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Wow, is that the time?

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Just for one night. Look, see how it goes.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54You need to let your hair down. Put all of this out of your mind.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Hmm.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00POUNDING MUSIC

0:09:02 > 0:09:03Whoo-hoo-hoo!

0:09:16 > 0:09:17SHE SIGHS

0:09:20 > 0:09:22SHE KNOCKS ON DOOR

0:09:26 > 0:09:29I phoned an hour ago. Did you get lost?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Grant. - I thought you were my pizza.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33- What are you doing here? - Ah...

0:09:33 > 0:09:35I'm sleeping over for a bit.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Mum's having the house decorated, and the paint affects my sinuses.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42I had to go to the hospital every couple of weeks

0:09:42 > 0:09:43to have them drained, you know,

0:09:43 > 0:09:45prevent the mucus from becoming infected.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47HE SNIFFS

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Jalapeno pepper?

0:09:48 > 0:09:49No, thank you.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Barney!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Oh, I've missed you.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56It's so nice to see you. Where's Murray?

0:09:56 > 0:09:59I just thought I'd pop by on the off-chance.

0:09:59 > 0:10:00You'll be lucky, he's never here.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Oh. Right.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04He was out last night.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Tonight he's out with, er...

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Emma from work.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09- Emma?- Mmm.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Got a text from him. He's in Club Vodka.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Emma, the 27-year-old from the office?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16That's the one, yeah. Pathetic, really, isn't it?

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Middle-aged man chasing after a younger woman.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21WOMAN ON LAPTOP: Where do you go, Mr Grant?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23I hear you, but cannot see you.

0:10:23 > 0:10:24I'll call you back later.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Irina, from Minsk.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Friend I met online.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38- We play chess together.- Chess?

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Yes.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Right. I should be going.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44This really wasn't a good idea.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47You could leave that bottle, if you like.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09God, no!

0:11:09 > 0:11:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19DOOR OPENS

0:11:19 > 0:11:21- Morning.- Hi.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Got you a tea. How are you feeling?

0:11:23 > 0:11:25OK. Um...

0:11:27 > 0:11:30- What happened last night? - Oh, you were on fire!

0:11:30 > 0:11:32You've got some pretty cool moves there, boss.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35- Have I?- Yeah, and you've really got some stamina, I'll give you that.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38And those Jagerbombs, you were putting them away.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40- Whoo! - HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Where are my clothes?

0:11:42 > 0:11:44They're in the wash, you fell over on the way home.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47- And my boxers are in there as... - Yeah.- Right.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Yeah, I had to undress you.

0:11:50 > 0:11:51You're quite heavy, you know.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55Yes, I probably should stay off the carbs for a bit.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Anyway, I'd better have a shower.

0:12:03 > 0:12:04Emma.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06SHOWER RUNS Emma.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09I think I might head off now, if that's OK.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12My friend Grant's looking after my dog and, er...

0:12:12 > 0:12:14W-What's the clothes situation?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Are they drying, or...? DOOR OPENS

0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Hello.- Hi.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28I'm Jerry.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29I'm Murray,

0:12:29 > 0:12:32a colleague of Emma's from the bank.

0:12:32 > 0:12:33I'm Emma's dad.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36I was just leaving.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Oh, no, no, I don't want to break anything up,

0:12:38 > 0:12:40- Emma's a big girl.- I wouldn't know.

0:12:40 > 0:12:41Sorry?

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Not breaking anything up, nothing to...break up, so...

0:12:44 > 0:12:45Is she in the shower?

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Yeah, that's her in there. On her own.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48With you outside the door?

0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Yeah, just chatting to her. - And her in the shower?

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Saying goodbye, once I've got my clothes. They got muddy,

0:12:53 > 0:12:54I fell over last night,

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Emma very kindly put them in the shower...

0:12:56 > 0:12:58put them in the bath...

0:12:58 > 0:12:59washing machine, I mean.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03- Yeah, anyway...- I was expecting to find Emma's grandparents here.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06No, no, it's just me.

0:13:06 > 0:13:07We're going for lunch.

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Her granny's 76 today.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Aw, wish her happy birthday from... Actually, don't feel you need to...

0:13:11 > 0:13:14You know, Emma's talked about you a lot, Murray.

0:13:14 > 0:13:15She thinks very highly of you.

0:13:15 > 0:13:20Yeah, I think very highly of her, as a woman, er...person.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Professionally.- I have to say,

0:13:22 > 0:13:24from everything she said, I thought you'd be younger.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26But hey, that doesn't matter.

0:13:27 > 0:13:28How old are you?

0:13:30 > 0:13:31- I'm 46.- Ah, same as me.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33- I never touched her!- I'm sorry?

0:13:35 > 0:13:36I think I'll just get my clothes.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40You don't know where the... washing machine is, do you?

0:13:40 > 0:13:41- It's just through there.- Great.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47I'll just get dressed and head off, I think.

0:13:47 > 0:13:48Er...

0:13:49 > 0:13:51...nice to meet you, um...

0:13:52 > 0:13:54...Emma's dad.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11SPOON CLINKS

0:14:16 > 0:14:17Happy birthday!

0:14:35 > 0:14:36HE SIGHS

0:14:46 > 0:14:47You might have phoned.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51- What? - To say you weren't coming home.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Oh, right, yeah.

0:14:53 > 0:14:54Sorry.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57Ordered in a pizza specially, your favourite - pepperoni.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Yeah, well, you know, I said I'm sorry.

0:14:59 > 0:15:00Hang on, what am I saying sorry to you for?

0:15:00 > 0:15:01I'm not married to you.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04No, and the way you treat me, I wouldn't let you marry me.

0:15:04 > 0:15:05Well, I'm not asking you to marry me.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Well, even if you did, I wouldn't let you.- Here.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Hey, have you fed Barney?

0:15:09 > 0:15:13No, not yet, I've had a lot to do, clearing up.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15I fed him last night just after Bex came round.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17- Oh, Bex was here?- Mmm, yeah.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20She turned up to see you, with a bottle of wine.

0:15:20 > 0:15:21I said you were out with this Emma.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22You said what?

0:15:22 > 0:15:25I said you were having a night out with Emma.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Bex came round with a bottle of wine,

0:15:28 > 0:15:31and you said I was having a night out with Emma?

0:15:31 > 0:15:32Yeah, it was about nine-ish.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Then she phoned again at 11 and I said you still weren't home.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36- Grant!- What?

0:15:37 > 0:15:40God! You do realise what you've done?

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Stop blaming me for everything that goes wrong in your life.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44'Hi, this is Bex, please leave a message.'

0:15:44 > 0:15:49Oh, hi, Bex, er, yes, I wonder if you could call me.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Slight misunderstanding about last night.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53DOORBELL RINGS

0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Oh, hi, Murray.- Tamzin.- Sorry, I've been trying to get hold of you,

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- but I didn't want to leave a message on your phone.- Oh, right.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06Look, erm...if Curtis asks you where I was last weekend,

0:16:06 > 0:16:08could you just tell him I was with you and Bex...

0:16:08 > 0:16:10- on the South Downs, hiking? - Hiking?

0:16:10 > 0:16:12If it comes up, just tell him

0:16:12 > 0:16:14I was with you two last weekend, hiking.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Sorry, Tamzin, I'm not really following you.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20Murray, the truth is, I was with...someone else.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Hiking?

0:16:22 > 0:16:24Not as such. But is it OK if you cover for me?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26I can trust you, can't I, Murray?

0:16:26 > 0:16:29- You want me to...lie to Curtis?- Yes.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31About you and someone else?

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Colin, my dentist.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35We've been seeing a lot of each other.

0:16:35 > 0:16:36I have this abscess problem.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09Hello, Don. Have you seen Bex today, by any chance?

0:17:09 > 0:17:11No. No, no, everything's fine.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Right, er, not really free this afternoon, Don.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Is she? What time's Bex getting there?

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Look, I'll see you then. Yeah.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Murray.- Hi, Curtis, is Emma back from lunch?

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Murray, did you know that Nereesha is applying for your job?

0:17:34 > 0:17:35Er, yeah, she has mentioned it.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37- She'll be a disaster. - Oh, I don't know.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40A total catastrophe. You've got to help me put this whole thing to bed.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Curtis, I don't want to get involved, I'm leaving.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44There's something else too.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47I think, er, Tamzin is seeing someone else.

0:17:47 > 0:17:48What? Tamzin?

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Did you get that impression when you were away?

0:17:51 > 0:17:53- When?- On that hiking weekend with you and Bex?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Oh, that weekend.

0:17:55 > 0:17:59Er...no, nothing, she just seemed normal.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01I'll phone Bex, see if she spotted anything.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04- Don't do that, she won't know anything.- How do you know?

0:18:04 > 0:18:05Because she couldn't come hiking.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09She had to cry off, so it was just me and Tamzin hiking.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11You went hiking with my wife?

0:18:11 > 0:18:15- Not for long.- Just the two of you? - Yeah?

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Mate, I want you to be straight with me.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19- Are you having an affair with my wife?- No!

0:18:19 > 0:18:21I mean, I don't mean...

0:18:21 > 0:18:24I mean, she's an attractive woman, but, er, no.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Right, yeah. Sorry.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Bit all over the place at the moment.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Pentratech have had their account hacked,

0:18:30 > 0:18:32they're calling in the Serious Fraud Office.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35What? This isn't anything to do with the memory stick, is it?

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Murray, I don't know what's going on. All I know is it's a total cluster...thing.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40But is it something we should be worried about?

0:18:40 > 0:18:42All you should be worried about is Nereesha.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Ah, hello, Nereesha.

0:18:44 > 0:18:49Hello, Curtis, I wanted to talk about my application for Murray's job.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53You said one of my strengths was that I was very human.

0:18:53 > 0:18:54- Human?- Yeah.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58I'm just not sure that's what we're looking for.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Would you excuse me a moment? Sorry.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Hi, Emma.- Hey, Murray.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Sorry...hey.

0:19:08 > 0:19:09It's good to see you.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12I've just been showing my grandparents round the office,

0:19:12 > 0:19:13they wanted to see where I work.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Oh, and you left this in the flat.

0:19:16 > 0:19:17Oh, right.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Er, thank you.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20Granny found it.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Good old Granny.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Was her birthday lunch all right?

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Yeah, it was lovely!

0:19:26 > 0:19:28She had a little bit too much to drink.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31And I suppose the older you get, the worse you're allowed to behave.

0:19:31 > 0:19:36Actually, on that very point, I just wanted to clear something up.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Quite important.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41What exactly happened, er...last night?

0:19:41 > 0:19:45Um...we went to a pub and then to a club...

0:19:45 > 0:19:47No, I meant...

0:19:47 > 0:19:49did we, er...?

0:19:49 > 0:19:50Did we what?

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Did anything happen between...people?

0:19:55 > 0:19:56Sorry?

0:20:01 > 0:20:02Another time.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Hello again.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08Clothes.

0:20:12 > 0:20:13- SHE GIGGLES - Tea?

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Ah, good to see you, Murray.

0:20:28 > 0:20:29Good to see you, too.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Is, er...is Bex here?

0:20:31 > 0:20:32Er, not yet, no.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Come on, Barney.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Do you fancy a cup of tea? The kettle's just boiled.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Oh, yeah, that'd be great. Thanks very much.

0:20:39 > 0:20:40Come in here first.

0:20:43 > 0:20:47You remember Anthony? He married you.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Yes. Yes, yes, of course.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51I didn't know you kept in touch.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55Yeah, Anthony and I see each other at the residents' association meetings.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58We've been working together on the speed bump campaign.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59Anthony's a very wise man.

0:20:59 > 0:21:04Yes, if it's God and traffic-calming measures you need, I'm your man.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Hi, Dad.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Oh, hello, love. Come on in.

0:21:08 > 0:21:09I'm afraid I can't stay long.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Yeah, I've asked Murray here.

0:21:13 > 0:21:14Murray.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Hi, Bex. Did you get my messages?

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Yeah, I've just done a 12-hour straight shift.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22I think Grant may have given you a misleading picture

0:21:22 > 0:21:24of what I was doing last night.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Well, you two have a catch-up with Anthony.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Remember, you said your vows in front of him.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35- Hello, Anthony.- Bex.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39I suppose this is all Dad's idea.

0:21:39 > 0:21:43Yes. A little unusual, but he can be quite...insistent.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Don and Anthony have been working together on the speed bump campaign.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Yes, if it's God and traffic-calming measures...

0:21:48 > 0:21:50No, I've done that one.

0:21:50 > 0:21:51Tea's up.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Paula and I were saying only last night

0:21:53 > 0:21:56how important our wedding vows are to us.

0:21:58 > 0:21:59I'll leave you three to it.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03So, when was the wedding?

0:22:03 > 0:22:0412 years ago?

0:22:04 > 0:22:06What a happy day that was!

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Wasn't it?

0:22:08 > 0:22:10And we've had many happy days since then.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Although not always together.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY She's joking, of course, Anthony.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Yeah, we've been very happy most of the time, so...

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Yes, but Murray's much happier now.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Right, I see what you're driving at.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Out partying every night with his new friends.

0:22:23 > 0:22:24It's not every night.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Out with 27-year-olds from the office.- Actually just one night.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Look, I don't care what you do.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31You're moving on, that's fine.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Shall I be Mother?

0:22:35 > 0:22:37And since we've apparently moved on to the next stage,

0:22:37 > 0:22:39I can now take Barney off your hands.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41- What?- Well, if we're officially splitting up,

0:22:41 > 0:22:43I'll take my dog, thanks.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46I am, after all, the person that looks after him.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Bex, let's not be petty about this.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50I'm not being petty, I just want my dog.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Firstly, we're not officially splitting up.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- I want my dog.- And secondly...

0:22:55 > 0:22:57- actually, technically, he's mine.- Technically?

0:22:57 > 0:22:59- Yeah, well, I paid for him. - Have you got the receipt?

0:22:59 > 0:23:01No, of course I haven't got the receipt.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Anthony, feel free to pitch in.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Well, I'm not sure there's much I can say.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07What, do think it's morally right

0:23:07 > 0:23:10- that Bex is taking sole custody of the dog?- No, but...- You see,

0:23:10 > 0:23:12this man of the cloth thinks you're wrong.

0:23:12 > 0:23:13I didn't actually say that.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16I'm so sorry, Anthony, that you've been dragged into all this.

0:23:16 > 0:23:17It's really unfair.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Bex, please, he's here to help, and we need help.

0:23:19 > 0:23:23You're not even wearing your wedding ring any more.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25How can you help us, Anthony?

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Oh, well...

0:23:27 > 0:23:28I can pray for you.

0:23:31 > 0:23:32What, that's it?!

0:23:33 > 0:23:35It's lovely to see you again, Anthony.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37No, no, lovely to see you.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Come on, Barney. Daddy's here.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55- Time...to go home.- What? But...

0:23:57 > 0:23:58Murray?

0:24:00 > 0:24:04Bex, if you really are set on leaving Murray,

0:24:04 > 0:24:07I wonder if you would consider maybe...

0:24:07 > 0:24:10joining me for a drink one evening?

0:24:18 > 0:24:21PHONE RINGS

0:24:29 > 0:24:30Hello, Bex?

0:24:32 > 0:24:36Oh, Bex, I'm just as capable of looking after him as...

0:24:36 > 0:24:38BARNEY BARKS

0:24:38 > 0:24:40...as you are. Can I call you back?

0:24:40 > 0:24:41Barney!

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Barney!

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Barney!

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Barney! Barney!

0:25:03 > 0:25:04Er, Bex...?

0:25:07 > 0:25:11- Where is he?- I don't know, in there somewhere.

0:25:11 > 0:25:12I picked this up from home on the way

0:25:12 > 0:25:15- cos I thought he might answer to it. - SQUEAKING

0:25:15 > 0:25:17- Not a bad idea , actually. Squeeze it harder.- What?

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Squeeze there, see, at the end.

0:25:19 > 0:25:20Bigger the squeeze, louder the squeak.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23- I know what I'm doing. - You're not squeaking it right.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25- Murray, I know how to squeak a bone. - SQUEAK

0:25:25 > 0:25:28- Barney! - SQUEAK

0:25:28 > 0:25:31Try a double squeak. Here, let me show you.

0:25:31 > 0:25:32SQUEAK-SQUEAK

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Barney!

0:25:34 > 0:25:35SQUEAK-SQUEAK

0:25:35 > 0:25:37- Barney! - SQUEAK-SQUEAK

0:25:37 > 0:25:40- Can you just stop that now?- OK.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42OK. The bone was your idea.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45- SQUEAK - Murray!

0:25:45 > 0:25:47I was putting it in my pocket.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50SQUEAK Barney!

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Barney!

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Barney!

0:25:54 > 0:25:56- Barney!- Barney!

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Barney!

0:26:03 > 0:26:04Barney!

0:26:07 > 0:26:09SHE SIGHS

0:26:12 > 0:26:14HE SIGHS

0:26:14 > 0:26:17- Can't find him anywhere.- Right.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20HE SIGHS I don't know what to do.

0:26:20 > 0:26:21He's gone, Murray.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26Look, in the morning I'll photocopy a picture of him, you know,

0:26:26 > 0:26:28stick it to lampposts and whatnot.

0:26:28 > 0:26:29Someone will find him.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Right, I'm going home.

0:26:33 > 0:26:34God, where have we parked the cars?

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Er...

0:26:37 > 0:26:39I think it was this way, wasn't it?

0:26:39 > 0:26:41No, it can't be that way because we just came from there.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42I'm not going to argue with you.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45If you want to go that way, fine, I'm going this way.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48- I'm going this way.- OK.- Go on, then.- Yeah, well, I'm going.- Good.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51Yeah, it is good. Before I go, just for the record,

0:26:51 > 0:26:54I didn't agree to go out with just Emma the other night,

0:26:54 > 0:26:57- there were meant to be other people from the office there.- Fine.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59- I'm going.- Yeah, well, I'm going, too.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01And another thing, for the record,

0:27:01 > 0:27:03I didn't start this - you're the one who went out with Julian.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05I did not go out with Julian.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07He won me in a raffle.

0:27:07 > 0:27:08You had oysters with him.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11So you're saying that having oysters with someone is the same

0:27:11 > 0:27:13as going clubbing with a 27-year-old from the office?

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Bex, I'm not going to argue with you.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17- And now I'm going.- Good.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Actually, you're right. I think it is this way.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26- I told you it was here.- All right!

0:27:26 > 0:27:27God, I hear you.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Well, maybe you should try listening to me more often

0:27:29 > 0:27:31and then maybe you wouldn't lose things.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Yeah, you can talk, you lost your wedding ring.

0:27:33 > 0:27:37Actually, I haven't, because look, it's here.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39So, you're just not wearing it these days?

0:27:39 > 0:27:41That's right, yes, I haven't felt like wearing it.

0:27:41 > 0:27:45- Yeah, well, maybe we shouldn't bother.- Well, maybe you should just have it back!

0:27:49 > 0:27:50BARNEY BARKS

0:27:51 > 0:27:52Barney!

0:27:54 > 0:27:56God!

0:27:56 > 0:27:57Come here.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00Barney, you clever boy!

0:28:00 > 0:28:02HE LAUGHS

0:28:20 > 0:28:22They say they need to speak to Curtis urgently.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24Emma, please tell Bex nothing happened.

0:28:24 > 0:28:26Pentratech was hacked while it was missing.

0:28:26 > 0:28:29Now they think someone in this building's in on it all.