0:00:02 > 0:00:05- You want me to lie to Curtis?- Yes. - About you and...someone else.
0:00:05 > 0:00:06This is Zak!
0:00:06 > 0:00:09So, I've just been offered a job.
0:00:09 > 0:00:10Let's order some champagne.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12In Birmingham.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15That's why you wanted me to take your speeding points, isn't it?
0:00:15 > 0:00:16Morning!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23DOOR BUZZES
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Thanks Keeley. Uh...
0:00:25 > 0:00:30Just dropping off Bex's party frock for your parents' anniversary do.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Is, uh, she around at all?
0:00:32 > 0:00:34What do you think of Zak?
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Ooh, er...
0:00:37 > 0:00:39seems like a nice bloke.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41I'm not sure about him. He goes out all the time.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42That's not ideal, is it?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44No, it's not ideal.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46And he's clearly not the settling-down type.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48How long have you been going out with him?
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Like a month.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52So, it's quite early days, then.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55I mean, I have mentioned it to him but you're right, it's not ideal.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57I'm going to dump him.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Thanks, Murray.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Oh, well, I didn't really do anything.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04I didn't do anything!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- Hi.- Oh, hi.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Keeley let me in.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11I, uh, well, you left this at the dry cleaner.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13I thought you might want it for the party tonight.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Oh, thanks. Gosh, I took that in ages ago.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Not sure I can even get into it.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Well, I can, so you should be able to.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24All right.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26I...I've been calling you, actually.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28I know, I'm sorry. I've had a lot on.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Oh, yeah, I won my appeal against the speeding points.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Right.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Do you want to talk about what happened the other night?
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Uh, the kiss.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40The...you screeching off in your car and ignoring my calls.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Look, you know, I've got a lot on my mind at the moment.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Can we talk later at the party?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48I'm sorry, I've got to get to work.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- Bye, Keeley! - Oh, no, she's uh...
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Is there somewhere I can hang this?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28That's six messages I've left and she's not called me back.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Maybe she doesn't want to talk to you.- Why not?
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Maybe it's not yours.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35For once in your life, could you try and help me?
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Do you want that ice cream?
0:02:38 > 0:02:39HE SIGHS
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Do you know what? It's that night I spent with Emma,
0:02:42 > 0:02:44that's the reason she's not talking to me.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Well, she's got a point. - Nothing happened.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Yeah, but you don't really know that, do you?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51I don't know for sure but I, I'm pretty sure nothing happened.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Do you want one?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Oh. Cheers.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59God, what are the chances? Look, Snorkel Sam's Diving School.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00That's where me and Bex met.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03She was my diving buddy.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Even through fogged-up goggles she looked gorgeous.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Do you want that coffee?
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Now she's not even talking to me.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11I've got to fix this, Grant!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Oh, let's not go all over it again.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Look, you need to take your mind off it.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Why don't you come out for a drink this evening with me and Sonia?
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- You know, Sonia's got a friend. - I'm not going on a double date!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23I'm not suggesting a double date.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25I was simply... Why not?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Because I'm trying to get back with Bex
0:03:27 > 0:03:30and I've just discovered I'm going to be a father!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Why can't you think of somebody else for a change?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47- Ah! You caught me.- Sorry?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- I'm just signing your leaving card. - Oh.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Can you think of anything funny to say to you?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Uh, no. No, sorry. Have you seen Emma?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I need to catch up with her as soon as possible.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Uh, I think she's around somewhere.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00- Uh, how much cash have you got on you?- Sorry.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03It's just I don't really like using my credit cards at these hotels.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Tamzin, she's a very suspicious woman. Can I borrow some?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Oh, for God's sake, Curtis. How much longer?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10The things I've done for you these past few weeks.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- I told Tamzin I was hiking with you last weekend.- No, no, no.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- You told me you were hiking with Tamzin last weekend.- Was I?- Yeah.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19You remember - it was the night before you and I went off to "play tennis".
0:04:19 > 0:04:21No, no. I was "Playing tennis" with Tamzin and Colin.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23You and I were at the "garden centre."
0:04:24 > 0:04:26No, you're right.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- It's hard keeping track of all these lies!- Who's Colin?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31No-one. Doesn't matter.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34So, can I borrow some...
0:04:34 > 0:04:35cash?
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Haven't got much.
0:04:41 > 0:04:4390 will do.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46They do a midweek special at The Royal Prince Hotel.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Bed only. No breakfast.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Ah, Murray, looking forward to your leaving do?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Oh, no, not particularly, Nereesha. - Will you be wanting a speech?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58No, don't worry about it.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01It's just as acting head of department I ought to do it
0:05:01 > 0:05:03but I'm not very good with funny stories or jokes.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- No?- Do you know any funny stories or jokes about yourself?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- You want me to write my own leaving speech?- It would be easier.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Emma! Eh...
0:05:14 > 0:05:18- Oh, hi, Murray. How are you? - Yes, I'm all right, thanks.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21I really enjoyed the other night. We should do it again sometime?
0:05:21 > 0:05:26Yes, uh, when you say "it", what exactly was the "it" that we did?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Murray, I've thought of a funny story for your leaving do.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Oh, there you go. Problem solved.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33That time you were trying to photocopy something
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- and it was running low on toner - that was you, wasn't it?- No.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Emma, that night, uh...- Yes?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42I just need to know, did we...?
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Can we just pretend it was you, just for the purpose of the funny story?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- What? Nereesha... - You were photocopying.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51There was no toner, well, very little,
0:05:51 > 0:05:54and then the A5 tray jammed and...
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Sorry, I've missed a bit out.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Leave it with me.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Sorry, Emma, I need to know, er...did we do anything, um,
0:06:02 > 0:06:05in your flat, bed, uh, together?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Oh, you mean...? - That's exactly what I mean.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12PHONE RINGS
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Emma Thornton.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Um, sorry. Can we catch up later? I need to take this call.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Oh.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21New plan.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24I'll tell the story about the wrong-sized jiffy bags.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33RETCHING
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Get it all out.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I thought you're supposed to get morning sickness in the morning.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41I still can't believe it.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44I know. I only slept with him eight times.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Well, seven and a half.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47So what are you going to do?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- I'm going to dump him.- What?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Zak's not right, Bex.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Well, shouldn't you at least give him a chance?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55What, and end up like you and Murray?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57No, I didn't mean that, like...
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Oh, God I hate myself, I literally do.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02You could do a lot worse than end up with someone like Murray, you know.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04SHE RETCHES
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I'm just going to get hold of Bex,
0:07:10 > 0:07:14and I really need you to tell her nothing happened.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Got it into her head there's something going on between us,
0:07:17 > 0:07:19- and, er...- Oh, my God.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21That was the Serious Fraud Office!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Oh, she's answering.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- SOUND BREAKS UP - Murray?- Bex!
0:07:25 > 0:07:28They were asking questions about Petratech's account being hacked!
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Murray, I can't hear you. You're breaking up.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Emma, no, no, no.- They said they need to speak to Curtis urgently.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- Hi, Bex, I'm with... - SHE SIGHS
0:07:37 > 0:07:39I mean she's here, I don't mean...
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- DOOR BUZZES - Oh, God. Can you get that?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- BREAKING UP - Tell Bex...happened.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Bex! ...baby!
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- We need to find Curtis. - Emma, stop crying. I'll find him.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49We need to find him now.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Please, just stop crying. I know where he is. I'll find him.- OK.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Hello?- 'It's Zak.'
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Oh, my God. No. I can't face him now.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01I can't just leave him out there, can I?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Just tell him we're not here.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07'Hello, you've got your finger on the button, I can hear you.'
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Sorry, Zak. We, we were just, we were just...
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Yeah. Come on in.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Oh, what do I do? - You've got to tell him, Keeley.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- You've done this before. What did you tell Murray?- I can't remember.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23I think I said that to flourish our relationship needed a new soil.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Oh, God. No, that's terrible!
0:08:26 > 0:08:27- KNOCK AT DOOR - Mm. Oh, God.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Hi, Zak. Come on in.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Everything OK?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- RETCHING - Yeah.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40That's just Keeley. She's not feeling too well.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Do you want a cup of tea?
0:08:42 > 0:08:43RETCHING CONTINUES
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Sorry to trouble you, but it really is an emergency.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59- Yeah? - Sir, I'm really sorry to bother you.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Hi, Curtis. Sorry, you weren't picking up, so...
0:09:02 > 0:09:04No. I was busy.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Sorry to disturb you, but there's a problem with...
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Are you coming for a bath or not, hunky monkey?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20..the...the Serious Fraud Office.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24So it's my sister's kid's christening on Sunday.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Really screwed up my weekend.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28But then, kids screw up everything, don't they?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Keeley, you feeling any better?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Keeley, Zak's still here
0:09:36 > 0:09:38and I know there's something you've got to say to him.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- No, I don't think so. - Everything OK, Keeley?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Oh, God.- Keeley.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Fine!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- I think we need to talk, Zak. - OK, what about?
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Oh, you tell him, Bex?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Me?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52I think I'm going to be sick again.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54We were just talking about Keeley's soil...
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Not the soil stuff!
0:09:56 > 0:10:00No, um, Keeley feels that maybe there needs to be some changes.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02What, what sort of changes?
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Well, the sort of changes that Murray and I have been trying out.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08I'm sorry, what does that mean?
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Well, we were together
0:10:09 > 0:10:13and now we're looking at a situation where we're...not together.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Are you dumping me, Keeley?
0:10:17 > 0:10:18No, Bex is.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23I'm sorry. I think I'm not feeling too...
0:10:24 > 0:10:25Excuse me.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34How was he?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40I just don't know where she is.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42I tried FaceTiming her, no sign of her at work.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Did you pick it up?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45"Hello, Grant. How are you?
0:10:45 > 0:10:48"Did you get a chance to do that favour I asked?"
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Yes, yes. Hello. All of that.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Oh, well done!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Ah, Don and Paula will be thrilled. Perfect anniversary gift.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59Got you a pint, too.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Oh, sorry, mate. Haven't really got time for that.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Just a quickie.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Grant, I've got Don and Paula's party.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- I can't just sit in a pub all afternoon.- I've bought it now.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13- OK, fine. Come on, just... - That's the fella.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Oh, what a day!
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Curtis doing it with Nereesha,
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Bex is pregnant and not telling me about it...
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Can you lighten up a bit?
0:11:24 > 0:11:27I don't want you being a downer when the girls get here.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- What girls? - Oh, there they are.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- Sonia and Lesley. - Who are they?- Double date.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Don't tell them you're a banker.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36I told you I didn't want to go on a double date,
0:11:36 > 0:11:38I was quite specific about not wanting to go on a double date.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40The things I have done for you, Murray.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- I have just been to the photo shop for you.- Forget it. I'm out of here.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47The thing is, she's pregnant but she's worried it's come at
0:11:47 > 0:11:50the wrong time and doesn't know what to do.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53- I just want her to be happy.- Aw.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55And have you told HER that, Murray?
0:11:55 > 0:11:56I haven't had a chance.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Have you got a tissue, Son?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Oh, somewhere.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Don't get me started, Lesley.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04It's just a lovely story.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Lovers reunited by a surprise baby.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11I know. You should go and tell Bex how you feel.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14I want to. But, you know, there's this Emma business. I mean...
0:12:14 > 0:12:15No, no.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Tell her what you just said to us,
0:12:17 > 0:12:19that you just want her to be happy.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Tell her now. Go.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Yes, go, please.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25You're right.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27Absolutely.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Thank you.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33- Bless him. - Wasn't he a nice guy?- Lovely.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36So, it's just the three of us.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Think I'll call a taxi. - Yeah, I'll come with you.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Oh, it's lovely, Murray.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Yeah, loads of Bex and...me.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Is Bex here yet, or...?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57- Not yet, no. - She's definitely coming?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Yeah. Yeah. Is there a problem?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01No. Did she say when she might get here?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03What's the matter, Murray?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05You've been fidgeting ever since you got here.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- I'm a bit all over the place, to be honest, because Bex is...- Huh?
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Well. Uh...
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Is, is she OK? She's not ill, is she?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Oh, no, no, no. She's fine, she's fine.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Well, then, what is it?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Well, she should probably be telling you this herself but...
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Murray, what?!
0:13:20 > 0:13:21She's...
0:13:22 > 0:13:24..pregnant.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Oh, my God!
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Don! Bex is pregnant!
0:13:31 > 0:13:32- Uh, Paula, uh...- What?
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Bex is pregnant!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- I'd rather we didn't, uh... - Pregnant?!- Yeah!
0:13:36 > 0:13:39We're going to be grandparents at last!
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Oh, everybody...
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Oh, no, no, Paula. I don't think we should...
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Bex is pregnant! We're going to be grandparents!
0:13:45 > 0:13:47CHEERING
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Oh!
0:13:50 > 0:13:53So you two are getting back together?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- I'm not really sure.- He's not sure if they're getting back together.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Bex hasn't actually told me she's pregnant.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00I found the testing kit in her room, so...
0:14:00 > 0:14:01She hasn't told Murray.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04He found out when he saw the testing kit in the...
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Stop shouting everything out, Paula.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Oh, this is the best anniversary present ever.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11APPLAUSE
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Oh-ho!
0:14:12 > 0:14:15APPLAUSE CONTINUES
0:14:23 > 0:14:25I'm not sure I can face it.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Look, you've got to tell them sometime and they'll be thrilled.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Might need to make a pit stop to the loo first.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Oh, sorry, this is yours. I picked it up by mistake.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Birmingham NHS.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37I suppose it's about that job.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Ssh, ssh!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Guys, if you could just let Bex announce the news.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Probably best if it comes from her.- Yes, yes, of course.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53CHEERING
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Congratulations!
0:14:54 > 0:14:56- How are you feeling? - Oh, it makes me so happy.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Yeah, but you and Murray must get back together.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04I shouldn't but, well, we know about the baby.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07How'd you find out?
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Murray found the testing stick.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Did he?
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Well, it's, it's come as quite a shock.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Keeley's a bit on edge.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15Why?
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Well, she wasn't expecting it.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Well, no-one was!
0:15:18 > 0:15:20LAUGHTER
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Would you excuse us a moment, sorry.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Bex, I wish you'd felt able to tell me.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- About what? - Uh, the baby.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Well, it's not really for me to say.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- What?- Well, it's not up to me to announce it.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- Well, who's it up to, then? - Keeley.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42- Keeley?- Yeah.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- Why's it up to her? - Well, it is her baby.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46- No, it's not. It's yours.- What?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I saw the testing stick in your room.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50No, that...that's Keeley's.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Ladies and gentlemen,
0:15:54 > 0:15:58I just need to make a small announcement.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02I think one or two of you may have got the wrong end of the, er,
0:16:02 > 0:16:05pregnancy testing stick.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Er, Don and Paula are indeed going to be grandparents
0:16:07 > 0:16:11but the bearer of said child is, is not, in fact, Bex.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13It's their other daughter, er, Keeley.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Er, Keeley's having the baby.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Here she is. So, congratulations to Keeley!
0:16:19 > 0:16:21AWKWARD APPLAUSE
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Yeah, yeah.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Er, well done on, you know, um...getting pregnant.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29Uh... Perhaps you'd like to... No, it's probably better if you don't.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Cheers, everyone!
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Woohoo!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13CHAMPAGNE CORK POPS
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Well, it's all sorted.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Mum and Dad are still thrilled they're going to be grandparents.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20It's just via a different daughter.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Thanks for clearing up that technicality.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25So, your last day tomorrow.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27We could maybe go away for a few days to...
0:17:27 > 0:17:28I want to go to Birmingham.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31I think we can do a lot better than Birmingham.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35You, you, you mean, you...
0:17:35 > 0:17:37you want to go to Birmingham.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Yeah, I've been offered that job.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43I just think it would do me good to get out of my comfort zone.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Come on, you two!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Oh, how exciting, Murray.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51It's just, it's just so exciting! Come on, darling.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58DISTANT CHEERING
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Hello, mate. A drink for Murray over here.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24I've been leaving messages, mate.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Yeah, I've had a few teeny issues to deal with, so...
0:18:27 > 0:18:31I feel I ought to clear up what happened yesterday with Nereesha.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Very strange, she'd actually come round to the hotel for a bath and...
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Curtis, I know what's going on.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- ..and I just happened to be there at the same time.- Curtis.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40OK, all right, look,
0:18:40 > 0:18:42it started at the pensions conference in Reading.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45I had too many sherberts at the Scottish Widows hog roast.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46Well, I'm very happy for you.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Well, don't be. It's not easy having an affair.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51I've got to keep remembering where I was, and what I've said to Tamzin.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Oh, she's popping in, by the way, wanted to say goodbye.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Can you tell her that you and me are having a drink tonight?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58You only saw Nereesha yesterday lunchtime.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01But I've been very stressed, OK? All this Serious Fraud Office business.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Hi, Murray!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05- We're going to miss you, Murray. - That's very sweet, Emma.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- Oh, thank you. - Thank you for everything.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09- Oh.- Mmm.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12You'll have forgotten me by next Thursday.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13No, I won't.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Well, maybe next Friday.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20Oh, I got you a present!
0:19:20 > 0:19:23- Oh, you shouldn't have.- I wanted to.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Ta-da!- Oh.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Cycling shorts.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Yes, I've seen you wearing them when you cycle home sometimes.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Yes, yes. I do wear cycling shorts.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Yeah. They go really well with your thighs.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Emma, I really do need to know,
0:19:38 > 0:19:41did anything happen between us that night?
0:19:42 > 0:19:43No, Murray.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45No, you were a perfect gentleman.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Mm!
0:19:51 > 0:19:52PHONE RINGS
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Emma Thornton!
0:19:55 > 0:20:00Just to, er, clear up that incident yesterday,
0:20:00 > 0:20:01I was going to the hotel for a bath.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Let me stop you there, Nereesha, I've spoken to Curtis,
0:20:04 > 0:20:06- I know what's going on. So... - What's he said about me?
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Oh, er, nothing much. Something about a hog roast.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10Am I still satisfying him?
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- What?! I don't know.- It's just that he seemed a bit distant
0:20:13 > 0:20:15when we were doing it in the back of your car.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Nereesha, I'm not sure I need to know. Sorry.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19- Hi, Murray!- Tamzin!
0:20:19 > 0:20:20So, your last day, hey?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Yes, apparently.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Curtis is getting very suspicious, keeps asking me where I'm going all
0:20:25 > 0:20:28the time, could you tell him that we're going for a drink tonight -
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- you, me and Bex?- What? - Hello, sweetheart.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Oh! Hi.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Sorry to see Murray go.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Yeah, in fact, Murray and I are going for a drink tonight.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Oh, um, I thought we were going for a drink tonight, Murray, with Bex.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Murray, you did say you were going for a drink with me.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Well, I was rather hoping to go for a drink with you, Curtis,
0:20:46 > 0:20:49and then after go for one with Tamzin and Bex.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Yeah, thing is it could be quite a long drink.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54I think, uh, I made the arrangement with you first, though,
0:20:54 > 0:20:57didn't I, Murray? We don't want to let Bex down.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Why don't we all go for a drink together?
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- No, that wouldn't work. - That's a terrible idea.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- We'd be talking shop. - A bit boring for me and Bex.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05Yes, sorry, yeah.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08But, perhaps, you could go for a drink with Bex and, uh,
0:21:08 > 0:21:10I could go for a drink with Murray?
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Yeah, that...that might work.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15OK. Great, well, see you later, about 11.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Don't wait up.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21See what I mean? She's up to something.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23BANGING ON CUP
0:21:24 > 0:21:25SHE CLEARS THROAT
0:21:25 > 0:21:29I would just like to say a few words about Murray.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Whoo! Murray!
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Thank you.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36The first time I met Murray was six years ago.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39It was Monday, 9th March and it was overcast.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44The second time I met him was Tuesday, 10th March.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45It was still overcast.
0:21:45 > 0:21:50Wednesday, 11th March and it was overcast.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53BELL BUZZES
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Hi, sorry.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03I just wanted to say I'm leaving tomorrow and, um...
0:22:03 > 0:22:05returning these.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Thank you.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Yeah, and I also wanted to say that I'm grateful, you know,
0:22:09 > 0:22:14for your, your emotional sat nav programme.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18And I feel like I'm headed in the right direction now.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Which is?
0:22:19 > 0:22:20Well, Birmingham.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24You know, you're always, always welcome to visit.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27I won't. Clifford has a narrow boat moored there.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30He uses it as a love nest.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31What are we eating tonight, Abby?
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Simone from cardiology.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37She's staying a while.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Her husband's been sleeping with her aunt.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57- Barney. - DOG BARKS
0:23:09 > 0:23:11HE SIGHS
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Barney, have you stolen my shoe again?
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Have you really thought this through, Bex?
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Look, you do know that Birmingham has the highest
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- suicide rate in the country. - How do you know that, Mum?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Well, I don't, but they all sound suicidal.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Zak? Hi, listen, don't hang up.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Um, I've been thinking really hard about everything
0:24:09 > 0:24:15and I think we should, you know, like, give things another go,
0:24:15 > 0:24:17If you're interested, which you might not be
0:24:17 > 0:24:19and I completely understand.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Oh, really?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Oh, that's great.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26By the way, I'm pregnant.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Zak?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Zak?
0:24:31 > 0:24:32Zak?
0:24:32 > 0:24:33What are you doing for Christmas?
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Oh, I don't know, Dad, It's months away.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Cos we've invited Murray, But you're very welcome, too.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Oh, thanks.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Bye, Mum.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Oh. Bye, darling.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Now, drive carefully.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Oh, and don't forget to text us when you get there.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Yes, just don't worry.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Bye-bye love.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56- MUFFLED:- Bex!
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Bex, wait! Wait!
0:24:59 > 0:25:02No, tell her not to go!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04CAR ENGINE STARTS
0:25:04 > 0:25:05Bex, wait!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Bex!
0:25:07 > 0:25:08Bex, wait!
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Wait!
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Bex!
0:25:15 > 0:25:17What...what are you doing?
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Do you remember where we met?
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Snorkel Sam's Diving School.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25I thought if you remembered how things started
0:25:25 > 0:25:27then we wouldn't have to end things.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Oh, Murray.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41It's not for long. Six months.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45You and Barney'll be all right, won't you?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Yes, I suppose so.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Oh, the flea powder's under the sink.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53I doused myself only this morning, so...
0:25:53 > 0:25:57Yeah, I thought you looked better. You weren't scratching so much.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Just remember to stop humping the postman's leg.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03I'll do my best but, uh, it's those hairy legs of his.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05It's just...
0:26:11 > 0:26:12Bye, Murray.
0:26:15 > 0:26:20Look, Bex, I don't want you to go, even for six months because...
0:26:20 > 0:26:21Ssh, don't say anything.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23I love you. And...
0:26:23 > 0:26:24Don't say anything.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26These last few weeks have shown me
0:26:26 > 0:26:29that I want you in my life more than ever before.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33You can say something now.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45ENGINE STARTS
0:27:05 > 0:27:08How do you like your fish fingers?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Don't mind them a little bit burnt, do you?
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Oh, whatever, you know.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17You might have to fend for yourself tomorrow night.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Um...Sonia's asked me out on a date.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Just me and her.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- That's really good, Grant.- Yeah.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28She's got front row tickets at the Arena,
0:27:28 > 0:27:29for the cage fighting.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Sounds fun.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Yeah. I mean, it's not really my thing,
0:27:34 > 0:27:36but her sister's going for the heavyweight title.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Mm.
0:27:39 > 0:27:40Ah.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47I've lost a fish finger somewhere.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49KNOCK AT DOOR
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Barney, what have you done with them?