0:00:02 > 0:00:04You think I'm an idiot, don't you?
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Well, you're the idiot.
0:00:06 > 0:00:11You're a lying, cheating, low-life slob.
0:00:11 > 0:00:16And I've had just about as much as I can take.
0:00:17 > 0:00:21So, if you so much as move,
0:00:21 > 0:00:23I will blast
0:00:23 > 0:00:30a hole in your head, big enough to put an Outspan orange inside!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32NOISE IN HALLWAY
0:00:45 > 0:00:47If you love me, you'll do it.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53HE GASPS
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Do you think he's dead?
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Yes...that's what I think.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11It's like a nightmare.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14I wish it were a nightmare.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18But it's not.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23This programme contains some strong language
0:01:33 > 0:01:35You're lucky I still had this body bag.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38I were gonna sell it down the boot market.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Are you going to report this, then?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Oh, yeah. Yeah, definitely.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45And then, in a minute, I'll arrest myself.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Course I'm not going to report it!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49I might be a policeman but I'm not an idiot.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52What are we going to do with his...
0:01:52 > 0:01:56his corpse? We can't flog that down the boot market.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Don't worry. I'll take it to the mortuary and then mislabel it.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02It'll disappear into the system for years.
0:02:02 > 0:02:07Christ! Moz and Jenny have only been back in Salford a few hours!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42I suppose you've heard the news?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45How could we have heard the news? We've been out the country.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Is it good news or is it bad news?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Well, it's just news, really.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Hey, you'll die when I tell you.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Die in a good way or die in a bad way?
0:02:53 > 0:02:54In a good way.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57I don't mind how I die. Just tell us.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00That mate of yours, the copper...
0:03:00 > 0:03:02he's moved into your old flat.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03I know that.
0:03:03 > 0:03:08And now your ex and her baby have moved back in.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09I know that.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11And now she's dealing hash and weed.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14I didn't know that!
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Psycho Paul, Cartoon Head.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- All right, Nicki? - Got my cash?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Just under £400.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Just under? - Couldn't sell the Leb.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Understandable. It's not really a winter smoke.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Afghani black. 25 eighths. You know the prices, you know the people.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Go sell it. And remember...A-B-C.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Always be closi-i-ing.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18What about the Leb?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20That's your winter bonus, lads.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Psycho Paul's happy wi' that.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Cup o' coffee and a choccie chip?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Nicely, nicely.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41She's got it well organised.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Could be heading for Businesswoman of the Year.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47When I think of how hard a time she used to give me.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Nicki, a dealer! It's like...
0:04:50 > 0:04:54It's like Chewbacca setting up as a speech therapist.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57God, that's almost as shocking as Nicki dealing.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Jenny, Nicki is dealing.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Well, that's even weirder.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Exactly.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13KNOCK ON DOOR
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Moz? What you doing here?
0:05:19 > 0:05:22We've come back.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25But you can't come back.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Well, we have. - We're as back as it gets.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29But it's against the law.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32What's your sudden interest in the law?
0:05:34 > 0:05:35(Get inside.)
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Fella, you're wanted for skipping the country whilst on bail.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Not to mention the probable heroin-dealing conviction.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52You're Salford's biggest undesirable.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54That's what it says on me business cards.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55We've come back!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59You can't come back.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- We've already finished arriving. - Well, I'm definitely here.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10It's good to see you both.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Lovely to see you.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19How'd you get back into the country?
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Still got our replacement passports.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Never had a problem with them.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26You are officially talking to Roger Muchmore.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28And I'm Katherine Pimlett.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Or is it Sharon Pimlett?
0:06:30 > 0:06:36It don't matter. I always check who I am before I enter a new country.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39But aren't you worried about being picked up by his lot?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41What do you mean, his lot?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Every copper is completely different.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47That's why we have different numbers.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51But she's right. Bit of a gamble coming back, fella.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- What made you risk it? - We're skint.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57I spent me last euro in Mexico.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Wow, what's it like?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01It's a bit like a pound coin.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06No, I meant, what's Mexico like?
0:07:06 > 0:07:10She wouldn't know, she's not been.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Oh.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14So where was it them blokes were wearing sombreros?
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Ibiza.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18They were accountants. From Bolton.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21No wonder I couldn't understand what they were saying!
0:07:22 > 0:07:25We come back cos Cartoon Head owes me two grand.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28One time when I were flush, I were stupid enough to invest
0:07:28 > 0:07:30in one of his get-rich-quick schemes.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Glad you've kept the old machine in good working order.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56It would have broke me heart if she'd been up on bricks.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Been a lot of changes.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Has there?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Nah.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15So...when you leaving?
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Keen to be shot of us, aren't you?
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Hey, I'm risking me badge, just being seen talking to you.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25So, you and Nicki are sticking it out, then?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28What do you mean, "sticking it out"?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31We're a couple, if that's what you mean.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Soz.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Has it all been plain sailing, then?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Course not.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Obviously there's been...
0:08:41 > 0:08:43..little blips.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46(SHOUTS) You never listen!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49No, Nicki! Look, I'm telling...
0:08:49 > 0:08:53But we've also had a lot of fun.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Now, then...
0:08:56 > 0:08:59..I'm going to pour this runny honey
0:08:59 > 0:09:01between my legs.
0:09:03 > 0:09:08And you are going to spend the next half an hour
0:09:08 > 0:09:13eating...it all...up.
0:09:13 > 0:09:18- T-t-that's lime pickle. - Shh!
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Aye, she's a woman of many moods.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Most of them bad 'uns.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30Tell you what, though, she's really turned the dealing business around.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Has she?
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Well, I reckon hash-dealing is pretty much recession-proof.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39WOMAN ON POLICE RADIO: 'Suspected scuffle in progress
0:09:39 > 0:09:41'outside Happy Kidz Nursery.'
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Ooh, that sounds like an easy one.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47I might go for that.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Should show me face, really.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52K23. I'm on me way...
0:09:52 > 0:09:55as of...immediately.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58'Yeah, thought that one had your name on it.'
0:10:01 > 0:10:02All right,
0:10:02 > 0:10:05see you later, fella.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08And remember...
0:10:08 > 0:10:10keep a low profile.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Have you missed me?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28I've missed you.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Brian! You all right?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Moz! What a surprise! I knew you'd come back.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Lovely to see you.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00Hey, have you put weight on? No. You remember Jamie.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04We slept together, but then it turned out he was me son?
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Oh, yeah. It's all coming sludging back.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Nice to see you again.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11And this is Nathaniel.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12Isn't he scrummy?
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Hi. I used to be Natalie - Jamie's mum.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21So, what, are you getting the old gang back together for one last job?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Well, the main thing is that now
0:11:24 > 0:11:27we can just get on with being a nice, normal family.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36How much is your skunk?
0:11:36 > 0:11:40This is 20 and it does the damage.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43But this is 25.
0:11:43 > 0:11:48Lovely smoke, a very smooth, warm, heady high.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Wow. You've got all the patter down.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Done your Dealer Awareness Day(?)
0:11:54 > 0:11:57I'll have an eighth of the 20.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00I'll take an eighth of the 25, ta.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03My throat is a temple passageway.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06It's not the passageway that gets the most use, though!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08THEY LAUGH
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Not in front of the children.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13So, are you all...
0:12:13 > 0:12:14going to counselling or anything?
0:12:14 > 0:12:17The world is my counsellor.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20I talk to everybody about my problems, all the time.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Marvellous. I think counselling's really healthy,
0:12:25 > 0:12:28just as long as you don't tell 'em your deepest worries and fears.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Jamie is studying post-punk dentistry, aren't you?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34- No, I'm not. - You are.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- I'm not. - What are you studying?
0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Just dentistry. - Oh!
0:12:40 > 0:12:42So where have I got post-punk from?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44I dunno.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47I thought you said new-romantic dentistry.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48No!
0:12:48 > 0:12:50I think it's only ordinary dentistry you can do.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54Don't forget cosmetic dentistry.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Make-up? For teeth? - I feel a bit let down.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59I'd got all excited about the post-punk bit.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03So, what, you're just gonna learn how to do fillings and shit?
0:13:03 > 0:13:06It's a good earner, being a dentist.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08My dentist's got two Mercedes.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10And a big Afro.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Did you say dentist or pimp?
0:13:13 > 0:13:16I'm doing what I've always wanted to do.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Aw!
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Our little boy, all grown up and gay.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Hey, we should shoot. We've got Cher-robics in half an hour.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Cher-robics?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27It's a high-impact,
0:13:27 > 0:13:31cardiovascular workout in full Cher outfit and wig.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36BRIAN: Oh! He's got me, babe!
0:13:39 > 0:13:41The fat just dances off you.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43What an enchanting image.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46We'll see ourselves out.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Bye, Bri. Bye, Nathaniel. Bye, Jamie.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Bye.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Hey! Don't forget, not a word to anyone!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Spare keys. - Ta.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Jen, it's cash-back time.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13I'm just off to see Cartoon Head.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16JENNY: OK. I'm gonna carry on soaking.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20And I'm popping round Amanda-with-the-weird-eyes's.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23JENNY: OK. I'm gonna carry on soaking.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Bye.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29I ought to cut you in two.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Goodbye.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35That was my ex.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39Moz! Brian said you were back. When did you arrive?
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Just a couple of hours ago.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Haven't had a proper chance to really drink the place in yet.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Hiya, Nicki. I brought your axe back.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49Thanks.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51I just used it to chop up a tall boy.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56No! A tall boy - a cupboard.
0:14:56 > 0:15:02God. Do you think I'm some kind of crazy psycho-bitch?
0:15:02 > 0:15:04GIGGLES WEIRDLY
0:15:08 > 0:15:10- We're going to head off. - That's OK.
0:15:10 > 0:15:15I wondered if I could sell you some raffle tickets? A pound each.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18We're raising money for disadvantaged quads.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Go on, then.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22I'll have two.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Tickets, not quads. I wouldn't want to break up a set!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Great.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Moz?
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Nah.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33I'll be out of the country by the time you do the draw.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34It's the thought that counts.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Well, I thought I wouldn't bother!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Go on!
0:15:39 > 0:15:41I bet you don't accept euros, do you?
0:15:41 > 0:15:42Yeah.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45All right, then. All right, we'll take...
0:15:46 > 0:15:48..one, ta.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52I'm feeling lucky.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:16:21 > 0:16:24COCKNEY ACCENT: Yeah, this is Roger Muchmore.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30All right, Andrew. Nah, I'm in Manchester.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33I've managed to track down the toilet what nicked my passport.
0:16:33 > 0:16:39Yeah. I'm gonna give him a right good fucking kicking. Ta-ta.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Ooh, you've grown that tache quick, haven't you?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Not sure if I like it.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Hey, the others are out.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Fancy a quick shag?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Come on.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11That is so tickly!
0:17:17 > 0:17:20ZIP IS OPENED
0:17:21 > 0:17:23SHE GASPS
0:17:23 > 0:17:26You're...you're all different.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Have you converted to Jewishism?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39SHE SQUEALS
0:17:42 > 0:17:46And...when did you get this big Chelsea tattoo?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48COCKNEY ACCENT: Sod the fucking tattoo!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Are you gobbling or not?
0:17:50 > 0:17:51SHE GASPS
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Ooh!
0:17:58 > 0:18:01I am if you do that voice!
0:18:01 > 0:18:03That is such a turn-on!
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- Well, get on with it. - Hmm.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Lovely...
0:18:13 > 0:18:15..jubbly!
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Now, then,
0:18:24 > 0:18:26where's my passport?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28I dunno.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30I thought you always carried it with you.
0:18:31 > 0:18:36And...when were you expecting me back?
0:18:36 > 0:18:38SHE LAUGHS
0:18:38 > 0:18:41You are back.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42I'm expecting nothing.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Did you get the money?
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- What bleeding money? - The two grand.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54- Did you get it? - Nah.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55But I will.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- Look... - I love that voice.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04I feel like I'm in The Bill.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Do you fancy another bash?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Another bash?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11On the condition that you shave that off.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15I don't mind the tattoo and the whole...
0:19:15 > 0:19:19Jewish thing, but that tache has got to go.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20It's gone.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24But don't stop doing the voice.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32The voice ain't a problem, darling.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Hiya.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Do you need help shaving?
0:19:53 > 0:19:55'What? Are you on the vodka?'
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Do the voice!
0:19:59 > 0:20:00'What?'
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Do you need me to come and hold the razor?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Or squirt your foam?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07'Eh? Jenny, what you on about?'
0:20:08 > 0:20:10'Who's holding a razor?'
0:20:12 > 0:20:13ROGER: Nearly done, darling.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17'Jenny?'
0:20:25 > 0:20:26'Jenny?'
0:20:47 > 0:20:48KEYS RATTLING
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- Roger... - ..Muchmore.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41Hello?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Right.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Where's my passport, you toilet?
0:21:53 > 0:21:56In me trousers, back left-hand pocket.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03You're gonna have to roll us over.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Nice one.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Hey! That's my property!
0:22:18 > 0:22:21- Property is theft. - Well, roll us back again!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28What about the wacky baccy next door? You a dealer?
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Used to be...but I lapsed.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34So who's the dealer? Not the blonde bimbo?!
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- Nicki? - Dunno her name,
0:22:37 > 0:22:39but she's dynamite in the sack.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41What've you done to her?
0:22:41 > 0:22:45More a case of what she done to me.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49MUFFLED SHOUTING
0:22:50 > 0:22:54You stay put, pal. I'll nip next door and grab the gear.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Might even have another go of blondie.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59MUFFLED SHOUTING
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Ta-ta.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Fucking northerners.
0:23:51 > 0:23:52Moz?
0:23:54 > 0:23:56What you doing?
0:23:56 > 0:23:58I ain't doing nothing, sweetheart.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01What? What you talking like that for?
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Don't it turn you on, love?
0:24:02 > 0:24:07No. It sounds like Ross Kemp has had a stroke. Now put down my hash.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10It belongs to me now.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16I presume this is yours?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Shouldn't leave it lying around.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23The safety's on.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26It was. I took it off.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36GROANS
0:24:46 > 0:24:48WOMAN ON POLICE RADIO: 'K23, a suspected break-in
0:24:48 > 0:24:51'at 88 Branch Road.'
0:24:51 > 0:24:53I, um...I can't, really.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56'Yes, you can.'
0:24:56 > 0:24:59I'm...I'm injured.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02I'm at the infirmary.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03I've been...
0:25:03 > 0:25:05I've been wounded.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07'Yeah? Who by?'
0:25:07 > 0:25:10A youth. Youth with knife.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- 'Another one?' - Yeah.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15It's definitely on the increase.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18I might need a couple of stitches.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Iodine.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Oh, I'm being called through.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Better go. SWITCHES OFF RADIO
0:25:47 > 0:25:49If you love me, you'll do it.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55HE GASPS
0:26:01 > 0:26:06Look. Look, I'd best get him in the boot of the panda.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10We can't tell anybody about this.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14As far as we're concerned, this never happened.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19KNOCK ON DOOR
0:26:25 > 0:26:27- Argh! - What?
0:26:27 > 0:26:29I thought you were dead!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- I thought he was dead. - What?
0:26:31 > 0:26:32I thought I'd chopped his head off.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36What? You thought you'd just killed Moz?
0:26:36 > 0:26:38That's Roger Muchmore.
0:26:40 > 0:26:41What was I supposed to think?
0:26:41 > 0:26:46He looked like Moz, he...chopped like Moz.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49You didn't seem very upset about his death.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Well, I'm...I'm police.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57You don't seem that pleased to see me alive, either!
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Maybe I should start wearing a steel polo neck.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Hey, you should be flattered.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05I were prepared to kill Moz to save your life.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06Aw!
0:27:06 > 0:27:09- Isn't that sweet? - Heart-warming(!)
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Hey, hey, what you doing?
0:27:13 > 0:27:16How many blokes get to look at their own corpse?
0:27:16 > 0:27:20Plus, I think this could be quite cosmic.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Are you sure that's a good idea?
0:27:22 > 0:27:25That which don't kill me can only make me stronger.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Anyway...
0:27:29 > 0:27:31..he's got me two grand.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Cosmic. KNOCK ON DOOR
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Moz?
0:27:42 > 0:27:44How many yous are there?
0:27:49 > 0:27:52- I want me old life back. - Why? It were shit.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55- We're going to kill Cartoon Head. - Sorry.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57I'm Tilly. I live at number 8.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00Me and my tits have got better things to do.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03These fans made a pizza of me face.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Some days I forget I've got a memory.
0:28:08 > 0:28:12Life's not as simple as Dan Brown would have us believe.