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0:00:02 > 0:00:04You think I'm an idiot, don't you?

0:00:04 > 0:00:06Well, you're the idiot.

0:00:06 > 0:00:11You're a lying, cheating, low-life slob.

0:00:11 > 0:00:16And I've had just about as much as I can take.

0:00:17 > 0:00:21So, if you so much as move,

0:00:21 > 0:00:23I will blast

0:00:23 > 0:00:30a hole in your head, big enough to put an Outspan orange inside!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32NOISE IN HALLWAY

0:00:45 > 0:00:47If you love me, you'll do it.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53HE GASPS

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Do you think he's dead?

0:01:03 > 0:01:07Yes...that's what I think.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11It's like a nightmare.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14I wish it were a nightmare.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18But it's not.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23This programme contains some strong language

0:01:33 > 0:01:35You're lucky I still had this body bag.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38I were gonna sell it down the boot market.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Are you going to report this, then?

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Oh, yeah. Yeah, definitely.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45And then, in a minute, I'll arrest myself.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Course I'm not going to report it!

0:01:47 > 0:01:49I might be a policeman but I'm not an idiot.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52What are we going to do with his...

0:01:52 > 0:01:56his corpse? We can't flog that down the boot market.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Don't worry. I'll take it to the mortuary and then mislabel it.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02It'll disappear into the system for years.

0:02:02 > 0:02:07Christ! Moz and Jenny have only been back in Salford a few hours!

0:02:40 > 0:02:42I suppose you've heard the news?

0:02:42 > 0:02:45How could we have heard the news? We've been out the country.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Is it good news or is it bad news?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Well, it's just news, really.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Hey, you'll die when I tell you.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Die in a good way or die in a bad way?

0:02:53 > 0:02:54In a good way.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57I don't mind how I die. Just tell us.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00That mate of yours, the copper...

0:03:00 > 0:03:02he's moved into your old flat.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03I know that.

0:03:03 > 0:03:08And now your ex and her baby have moved back in.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09I know that.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11And now she's dealing hash and weed.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14I didn't know that!

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Psycho Paul, Cartoon Head.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- All right, Nicki? - Got my cash?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Just under £400.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Just under? - Couldn't sell the Leb.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Understandable. It's not really a winter smoke.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08Afghani black. 25 eighths. You know the prices, you know the people.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Go sell it. And remember...A-B-C.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Always be closi-i-ing.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18What about the Leb?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20That's your winter bonus, lads.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Psycho Paul's happy wi' that.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Cup o' coffee and a choccie chip?

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Nicely, nicely.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41She's got it well organised.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Could be heading for Businesswoman of the Year.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47When I think of how hard a time she used to give me.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Nicki, a dealer! It's like...

0:04:50 > 0:04:54It's like Chewbacca setting up as a speech therapist.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57God, that's almost as shocking as Nicki dealing.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Jenny, Nicki is dealing.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Well, that's even weirder.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Exactly.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13KNOCK ON DOOR

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Moz? What you doing here?

0:05:19 > 0:05:22We've come back.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25But you can't come back.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Well, we have. - We're as back as it gets.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29But it's against the law.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32What's your sudden interest in the law?

0:05:34 > 0:05:35(Get inside.)

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Fella, you're wanted for skipping the country whilst on bail.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Not to mention the probable heroin-dealing conviction.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52You're Salford's biggest undesirable.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54That's what it says on me business cards.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55We've come back!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59You can't come back.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- We've already finished arriving. - Well, I'm definitely here.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10It's good to see you both.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Lovely to see you.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19How'd you get back into the country?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Still got our replacement passports.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Never had a problem with them.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26You are officially talking to Roger Muchmore.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28And I'm Katherine Pimlett.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Or is it Sharon Pimlett?

0:06:30 > 0:06:36It don't matter. I always check who I am before I enter a new country.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39But aren't you worried about being picked up by his lot?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41What do you mean, his lot?

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Every copper is completely different.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47That's why we have different numbers.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51But she's right. Bit of a gamble coming back, fella.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- What made you risk it? - We're skint.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57I spent me last euro in Mexico.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Wow, what's it like?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01It's a bit like a pound coin.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06No, I meant, what's Mexico like?

0:07:06 > 0:07:10She wouldn't know, she's not been.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Oh.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14So where was it them blokes were wearing sombreros?

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Ibiza.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18They were accountants. From Bolton.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21No wonder I couldn't understand what they were saying!

0:07:22 > 0:07:25We come back cos Cartoon Head owes me two grand.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28One time when I were flush, I were stupid enough to invest

0:07:28 > 0:07:30in one of his get-rich-quick schemes.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33MUSIC PLAYS

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Glad you've kept the old machine in good working order.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56It would have broke me heart if she'd been up on bricks.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Been a lot of changes.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Has there?

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Nah.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15So...when you leaving?

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Keen to be shot of us, aren't you?

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Hey, I'm risking me badge, just being seen talking to you.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25So, you and Nicki are sticking it out, then?

0:08:25 > 0:08:28What do you mean, "sticking it out"?

0:08:28 > 0:08:31We're a couple, if that's what you mean.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Soz.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Has it all been plain sailing, then?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Course not.

0:08:38 > 0:08:39Obviously there's been...

0:08:41 > 0:08:43..little blips.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46(SHOUTS) You never listen!

0:08:46 > 0:08:49No, Nicki! Look, I'm telling...

0:08:49 > 0:08:53But we've also had a lot of fun.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Now, then...

0:08:56 > 0:08:59..I'm going to pour this runny honey

0:08:59 > 0:09:01between my legs.

0:09:03 > 0:09:08And you are going to spend the next half an hour

0:09:08 > 0:09:13eating...it all...up.

0:09:13 > 0:09:18- T-t-that's lime pickle. - Shh!

0:09:21 > 0:09:25Aye, she's a woman of many moods.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Most of them bad 'uns.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30Tell you what, though, she's really turned the dealing business around.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Has she?

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Well, I reckon hash-dealing is pretty much recession-proof.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39WOMAN ON POLICE RADIO: 'Suspected scuffle in progress

0:09:39 > 0:09:41'outside Happy Kidz Nursery.'

0:09:41 > 0:09:45Ooh, that sounds like an easy one.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47I might go for that.

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Should show me face, really.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52K23. I'm on me way...

0:09:52 > 0:09:55as of...immediately.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58'Yeah, thought that one had your name on it.'

0:10:01 > 0:10:02All right,

0:10:02 > 0:10:05see you later, fella.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08And remember...

0:10:08 > 0:10:10keep a low profile.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Have you missed me?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28I've missed you.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Brian! You all right?

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Moz! What a surprise! I knew you'd come back.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Lovely to see you.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00Hey, have you put weight on? No. You remember Jamie.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04We slept together, but then it turned out he was me son?

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Oh, yeah. It's all coming sludging back.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Nice to see you again.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11And this is Nathaniel.

0:11:11 > 0:11:12Isn't he scrummy?

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Hi. I used to be Natalie - Jamie's mum.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21So, what, are you getting the old gang back together for one last job?

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Well, the main thing is that now

0:11:24 > 0:11:27we can just get on with being a nice, normal family.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36How much is your skunk?

0:11:36 > 0:11:40This is 20 and it does the damage.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43But this is 25.

0:11:43 > 0:11:48Lovely smoke, a very smooth, warm, heady high.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Wow. You've got all the patter down.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Done your Dealer Awareness Day(?)

0:11:54 > 0:11:57I'll have an eighth of the 20.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00I'll take an eighth of the 25, ta.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03My throat is a temple passageway.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06It's not the passageway that gets the most use, though!

0:12:06 > 0:12:08THEY LAUGH

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Not in front of the children.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13So, are you all...

0:12:13 > 0:12:14going to counselling or anything?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17The world is my counsellor.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20I talk to everybody about my problems, all the time.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Marvellous. I think counselling's really healthy,

0:12:25 > 0:12:28just as long as you don't tell 'em your deepest worries and fears.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32Jamie is studying post-punk dentistry, aren't you?

0:12:32 > 0:12:34- No, I'm not. - You are.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36- I'm not. - What are you studying?

0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Just dentistry. - Oh!

0:12:40 > 0:12:42So where have I got post-punk from?

0:12:42 > 0:12:44I dunno.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47I thought you said new-romantic dentistry.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48No!

0:12:48 > 0:12:50I think it's only ordinary dentistry you can do.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54Don't forget cosmetic dentistry.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Make-up? For teeth? - I feel a bit let down.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59I'd got all excited about the post-punk bit.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03So, what, you're just gonna learn how to do fillings and shit?

0:13:03 > 0:13:06It's a good earner, being a dentist.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08My dentist's got two Mercedes.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10And a big Afro.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Did you say dentist or pimp?

0:13:13 > 0:13:16I'm doing what I've always wanted to do.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17Aw!

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Our little boy, all grown up and gay.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24Hey, we should shoot. We've got Cher-robics in half an hour.

0:13:24 > 0:13:25Cher-robics?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27It's a high-impact,

0:13:27 > 0:13:31cardiovascular workout in full Cher outfit and wig.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36BRIAN: Oh! He's got me, babe!

0:13:39 > 0:13:41The fat just dances off you.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43What an enchanting image.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46We'll see ourselves out.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50Bye, Bri. Bye, Nathaniel. Bye, Jamie.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Bye.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Hey! Don't forget, not a word to anyone!

0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Spare keys. - Ta.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Jen, it's cash-back time.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13I'm just off to see Cartoon Head.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16JENNY: OK. I'm gonna carry on soaking.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20And I'm popping round Amanda-with-the-weird-eyes's.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23JENNY: OK. I'm gonna carry on soaking.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Bye.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29I ought to cut you in two.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Goodbye.

0:14:34 > 0:14:35That was my ex.

0:14:35 > 0:14:39Moz! Brian said you were back. When did you arrive?

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Just a couple of hours ago.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Haven't had a proper chance to really drink the place in yet.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Hiya, Nicki. I brought your axe back.

0:14:48 > 0:14:49Thanks.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51I just used it to chop up a tall boy.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56No! A tall boy - a cupboard.

0:14:56 > 0:15:02God. Do you think I'm some kind of crazy psycho-bitch?

0:15:02 > 0:15:04GIGGLES WEIRDLY

0:15:08 > 0:15:10- We're going to head off. - That's OK.

0:15:10 > 0:15:15I wondered if I could sell you some raffle tickets? A pound each.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18We're raising money for disadvantaged quads.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Go on, then.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22I'll have two.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Tickets, not quads. I wouldn't want to break up a set!

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Great.

0:15:28 > 0:15:29Moz?

0:15:29 > 0:15:30Nah.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33I'll be out of the country by the time you do the draw.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34It's the thought that counts.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Well, I thought I wouldn't bother!

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Go on!

0:15:39 > 0:15:41I bet you don't accept euros, do you?

0:15:41 > 0:15:42Yeah.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45All right, then. All right, we'll take...

0:15:46 > 0:15:48..one, ta.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52I'm feeling lucky.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:16:21 > 0:16:24COCKNEY ACCENT: Yeah, this is Roger Muchmore.

0:16:26 > 0:16:30All right, Andrew. Nah, I'm in Manchester.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33I've managed to track down the toilet what nicked my passport.

0:16:33 > 0:16:39Yeah. I'm gonna give him a right good fucking kicking. Ta-ta.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43KNOCKS ON DOOR

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Ooh, you've grown that tache quick, haven't you?

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Not sure if I like it.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Hey, the others are out.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Fancy a quick shag?

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Come on.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11That is so tickly!

0:17:17 > 0:17:20ZIP IS OPENED

0:17:21 > 0:17:23SHE GASPS

0:17:23 > 0:17:26You're...you're all different.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Have you converted to Jewishism?

0:17:37 > 0:17:39SHE SQUEALS

0:17:42 > 0:17:46And...when did you get this big Chelsea tattoo?

0:17:46 > 0:17:48COCKNEY ACCENT: Sod the fucking tattoo!

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Are you gobbling or not?

0:17:50 > 0:17:51SHE GASPS

0:17:57 > 0:17:58Ooh!

0:17:58 > 0:18:01I am if you do that voice!

0:18:01 > 0:18:03That is such a turn-on!

0:18:03 > 0:18:07- Well, get on with it. - Hmm.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Lovely...

0:18:13 > 0:18:15..jubbly!

0:18:21 > 0:18:24Now, then,

0:18:24 > 0:18:26where's my passport?

0:18:26 > 0:18:28I dunno.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30I thought you always carried it with you.

0:18:31 > 0:18:36And...when were you expecting me back?

0:18:36 > 0:18:38SHE LAUGHS

0:18:38 > 0:18:41You are back.

0:18:41 > 0:18:42I'm expecting nothing.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Did you get the money?

0:18:46 > 0:18:50- What bleeding money? - The two grand.

0:18:50 > 0:18:54- Did you get it? - Nah.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55But I will.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01- Look... - I love that voice.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04I feel like I'm in The Bill.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Do you fancy another bash?

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Another bash?

0:19:09 > 0:19:11On the condition that you shave that off.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15I don't mind the tattoo and the whole...

0:19:15 > 0:19:19Jewish thing, but that tache has got to go.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20It's gone.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24But don't stop doing the voice.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32The voice ain't a problem, darling.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:19:49 > 0:19:50Hiya.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Do you need help shaving?

0:19:53 > 0:19:55'What? Are you on the vodka?'

0:19:55 > 0:19:59Do the voice!

0:19:59 > 0:20:00'What?'

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Do you need me to come and hold the razor?

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Or squirt your foam?

0:20:04 > 0:20:07'Eh? Jenny, what you on about?'

0:20:08 > 0:20:10'Who's holding a razor?'

0:20:12 > 0:20:13ROGER: Nearly done, darling.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17'Jenny?'

0:20:25 > 0:20:26'Jenny?'

0:20:47 > 0:20:48KEYS RATTLING

0:20:57 > 0:21:00- Roger... - ..Muchmore.

0:21:40 > 0:21:41Hello?

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Right.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Where's my passport, you toilet?

0:21:53 > 0:21:56In me trousers, back left-hand pocket.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03You're gonna have to roll us over.

0:22:11 > 0:22:12Nice one.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Hey! That's my property!

0:22:18 > 0:22:21- Property is theft. - Well, roll us back again!

0:22:25 > 0:22:28What about the wacky baccy next door? You a dealer?

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Used to be...but I lapsed.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34So who's the dealer? Not the blonde bimbo?!

0:22:34 > 0:22:37- Nicki? - Dunno her name,

0:22:37 > 0:22:39but she's dynamite in the sack.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41What've you done to her?

0:22:41 > 0:22:45More a case of what she done to me.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49MUFFLED SHOUTING

0:22:50 > 0:22:54You stay put, pal. I'll nip next door and grab the gear.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Might even have another go of blondie.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59MUFFLED SHOUTING

0:23:01 > 0:23:02Ta-ta.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Fucking northerners.

0:23:51 > 0:23:52Moz?

0:23:54 > 0:23:56What you doing?

0:23:56 > 0:23:58I ain't doing nothing, sweetheart.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01What? What you talking like that for?

0:24:01 > 0:24:02Don't it turn you on, love?

0:24:02 > 0:24:07No. It sounds like Ross Kemp has had a stroke. Now put down my hash.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10It belongs to me now.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16I presume this is yours?

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Shouldn't leave it lying around.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23The safety's on.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26It was. I took it off.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36GROANS

0:24:46 > 0:24:48WOMAN ON POLICE RADIO: 'K23, a suspected break-in

0:24:48 > 0:24:51'at 88 Branch Road.'

0:24:51 > 0:24:53I, um...I can't, really.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56'Yes, you can.'

0:24:56 > 0:24:59I'm...I'm injured.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02I'm at the infirmary.

0:25:02 > 0:25:03I've been...

0:25:03 > 0:25:05I've been wounded.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07'Yeah? Who by?'

0:25:07 > 0:25:10A youth. Youth with knife.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13- 'Another one?' - Yeah.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15It's definitely on the increase.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18I might need a couple of stitches.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Iodine.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Oh, I'm being called through.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25Better go. SWITCHES OFF RADIO

0:25:47 > 0:25:49If you love me, you'll do it.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55HE GASPS

0:26:01 > 0:26:06Look. Look, I'd best get him in the boot of the panda.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10We can't tell anybody about this.

0:26:10 > 0:26:14As far as we're concerned, this never happened.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19KNOCK ON DOOR

0:26:25 > 0:26:27- Argh! - What?

0:26:27 > 0:26:29I thought you were dead!

0:26:29 > 0:26:31- I thought he was dead. - What?

0:26:31 > 0:26:32I thought I'd chopped his head off.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36What? You thought you'd just killed Moz?

0:26:36 > 0:26:38That's Roger Muchmore.

0:26:40 > 0:26:41What was I supposed to think?

0:26:41 > 0:26:46He looked like Moz, he...chopped like Moz.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49You didn't seem very upset about his death.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Well, I'm...I'm police.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57You don't seem that pleased to see me alive, either!

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Maybe I should start wearing a steel polo neck.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Hey, you should be flattered.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05I were prepared to kill Moz to save your life.

0:27:05 > 0:27:06Aw!

0:27:06 > 0:27:09- Isn't that sweet? - Heart-warming(!)

0:27:11 > 0:27:13Hey, hey, what you doing?

0:27:13 > 0:27:16How many blokes get to look at their own corpse?

0:27:16 > 0:27:20Plus, I think this could be quite cosmic.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Are you sure that's a good idea?

0:27:22 > 0:27:25That which don't kill me can only make me stronger.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Anyway...

0:27:29 > 0:27:31..he's got me two grand.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40Cosmic. KNOCK ON DOOR

0:27:40 > 0:27:42Moz?

0:27:42 > 0:27:44How many yous are there?

0:27:49 > 0:27:52- I want me old life back. - Why? It were shit.

0:27:52 > 0:27:55- We're going to kill Cartoon Head. - Sorry.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57I'm Tilly. I live at number 8.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00Me and my tits have got better things to do.

0:28:00 > 0:28:03These fans made a pizza of me face.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06Some days I forget I've got a memory.

0:28:08 > 0:28:12Life's not as simple as Dan Brown would have us believe.