0:00:00 > 0:00:03This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:04 > 0:00:08He died in exactly the same spot as his twin brother.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10What is it?
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Fate, karma? Destiny?
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Fuckin' inconvenient is what it is.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Steve is such a sad loss.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Suppose we'd better get him harvested then.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26You're not gonna sell his body parts?
0:00:27 > 0:00:29It's what Steve would have wanted.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33What? Being chopped up into his component parts?
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Then sold to t'highest bidder, that's what he would have wanted?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38It's what he told ME.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Come on.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42No-one should die for nothing.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45It's a bit of a disrespect, innit, blud?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Harvesting his arse.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50About the only part of him we can't sell.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54In fact, we'll leave his arse here, Morris.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56A bit of a treat for you.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00I know a guy who was born with no buttocks.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01He might fancy it.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04It's up to you, Morris.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05First dibs on the arse.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08No arse for me, thank you.
0:01:09 > 0:01:10CH?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16This is Steve we're talking about.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19You can't just turn him into a selection of cold cuts.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- He was a mate. - I never liked him.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24You liked him though.
0:01:24 > 0:01:29He was...all right. I suppose.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Cartoon Head, you had a soft spot for Steve, didn't you?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Dr Persil?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Psycho Paul speaking.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47The gang have just come into some merchandise.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Correct.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54It's very fr-r-resh.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Mother. I wasn't expecting you.
0:02:28 > 0:02:34- Thank you, Chen. - Oh, who's that, more guests?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37It's like being Richard and Judy, ain't it, Keith?
0:02:37 > 0:02:38Mmm-mmm.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43- This is my mother, Mrs Low. - Good afternoon.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46I really love old ladies.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Do you really?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Ah, Nigel Havers(!)- All right, Moz?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59I've got summat dead important to tell you.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02The part of my brain that looks after "dead important"
0:03:02 > 0:03:04is chock-a-block. Can you come back later?
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Erm. OK. I'm on probation, so my time's my own.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Great. See you later.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Good afternoon. Would one of you gentlemen be Moz?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- I'm Colin. - That's irrelevant.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Not to me.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Dr Persil. Psycho Paul called me.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22I believe you have some merch.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Oh, what kind of merch?
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Are you dealing again?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Does Nicki know? Is there a price war?
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Come back later.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Will you tell me later? - No. Just go!
0:03:35 > 0:03:36You got here quickly.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40As luck would have it, I was in the area trying on some slacks.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44Great. The sooner we can get him out of here the better.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Our Thursdays aren't normally like this.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52See you later.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Dr Persil.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Psycho Paul, always a pleasure. Cartoon Head. You're looking well.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Xavier, what a smart hat.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Respec', blud.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Where's Steve?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Oh, I see.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20HE CLEARS THROAT
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Oh, that is fresh.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28He only cashed his clogs in about 15 minutes ago.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Psycho Paul, I did ask you to keep the dead gentleman's temperature
0:04:31 > 0:04:33as close to zero as possible.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35We've got a window open.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37It's a shame he's a mono-oculoid.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40That operation was performed over a year ago
0:04:40 > 0:04:42by Dr Paul and Nurse Cartoon Head there.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45It was a punishment gouging.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47We might still sell the other one.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50People do occasionally buy singles.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53We'll easily shift the kidneys and the liver, of course.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55But his heart's another matter.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59Once the heart stops beating, its value plummets.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00I'll see what I can do.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Oh, that brain will fly off the shelf.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06I've a client who loves brains, loves them.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Is that German Barbara? - The very same.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Xavier, can you pop to my Citron Berlingo, and get the organ boxes?
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Cartoon Head, would you mind taking the dead gentleman into the kitchen?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Eh? You're not going to do it here.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Oh, I'm afraid time is made of essence.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24You won't make a mess of my kitchen, will you?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27I don't want it like when that epileptic hosted Come Dine With Me.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Don't worry, sir, I've over 10 years of dismemberment under my belt.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Do you not have a conscience at all, about this?
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Conscience is just another word for gay.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38You can't just look at a person
0:05:38 > 0:05:41purely in terms of their monetary value.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Of course not. I always remember when it comes to human beings
0:05:45 > 0:05:48it's what's inside that's important.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- Hi. - Hiya, Till, come in. Coffee?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01I'm not allowed to have coffee this week,
0:06:01 > 0:06:03do you have any fresh caro root?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Probably not fresh.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Can I buy some weed?
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Course. I've got skunk, white widow, Thai or pollen.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- Whichever's the best. - They're all the best.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Scalpel.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Right, we're in.
0:06:33 > 0:06:38Let's get the goodies out. Carmalt-Ochsner forceps.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46That's probably an egg whisk.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49KNOCKING
0:06:55 > 0:06:58All right, Moz?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Random and Knobkirk. What do you want?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Just been to score round Nicki's.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Thought we'd come and tell you the good news.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09We've been nominated for a BRIT Award.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Imagine.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13We don't have to imagine - it's a real reality.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Back To The Nose Cone's up for Album of the Year.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21Well, I've just been awarded a Bifta.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23So who are you up against?
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Pete Doherty's spoken word album Am I Listening To Me?
0:07:26 > 0:07:31He's reinvented himself as a sort of postmodern Stanley Unwin.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33It was always going to happen.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Yeah.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- Who else? - Razorlight.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Fame-ing Myself Off.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- And...yeah, The Singing Nettles. - The Singing Nettles?
0:07:43 > 0:07:4719-year-old twin sisters. They've got harpsichords and lisps.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49They sing songs about...
0:07:49 > 0:07:51HE LISPS ..forests and puppets.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53That makes me so angry.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57So have you got a speech prepared?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59First off, I'm going to clear up
0:07:59 > 0:08:01exactly how Silicone Valets is spelt.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Then I'm going to explain how I hatched out of a giant metal egg.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07And that our songs aren't written - they're divined.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10And therefore, by extension,
0:08:10 > 0:08:16that makes me and, by...further extension, him divine.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Then I'm gonna levitate.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Sound.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I thought I might flash my arse.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Something for everyone.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Hey, with all this going on...
0:08:31 > 0:08:33..you two must be minted.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Yeah, well, our action figures are selling REALLY well.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Especially the me one.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44We're earning thousands off personal appearances.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Could you lend us 20?
0:08:49 > 0:08:5120 quid's not a problem.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53No, I mean, 20,000.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56That's a problem.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Me dad's been kidnapped. The ransom demand's 30 thou.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Unfortunately, my homes and contents insurance don't cover it.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- But you've already got 10 grand?- Yeah.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Oh... You must be relieved,
0:09:08 > 0:09:10knowing that you don't have to find that as well.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14It's such a weight off my mind.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17I bet it's one of those, "don't tell the cops or else" kidnappings, eh?
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- Textbook. - I've got an idea.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Oh, great! What?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26A song.
0:09:26 > 0:09:31A song about a kidnapping that goes horribly wrong.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Bye, then, you big...nominees.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Good luck with getting your dad back.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Cheers, kiddo. Any chance of a toilet break?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52I've something to show you.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56See this knife?
0:09:56 > 0:10:00I've been looking for a knife like this for a long time.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03I kept thinking about all the things I could do with it.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07And now...now I have the knife.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09How much did you pay for that?
0:10:10 > 0:10:11£8.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I could have got you it cheaper.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15No.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19I could have got you the same knife...£5.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Eight is still a good price.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24No, you're throwing money away, kiddo.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Shut up!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29I'm just saying, next time you want any knives, come to me first.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Do you need a hedge trimmer?- No!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Charming(!)
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Now listen.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42How much for hedge trimmer?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44It's a Privet Master - not rubbish.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48The same model down B&Q would be... 45, 50 quid.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52That would be fair price for Privet Master.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55It's only been out the box once, and that was me taking it out
0:10:55 > 0:10:58to see if it was in there. And then I put it back in.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03A mate of mine might be coming into some testicles.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Well, keep me in the loop on that one, won't you?
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Defo.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09So what have you done with Steve?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12I've got the dead gentleman's totality all boxed up, sir.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14And now I'm off to market, as 'twere,
0:11:14 > 0:11:18- with 100 grand's worth of merch. - 100 grand?
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Hang on,
0:11:19 > 0:11:21are we splitting this five ways?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23I thought you didn't want owt to do with this!
0:11:23 > 0:11:27Yeah, but you did use my premises to prepare the goods.
0:11:27 > 0:11:32And my 20 grand share could be the solution to all my ransom needs.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Come on, lads.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Great.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42- When can I collect the cash? - In a couple of weeks.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45I need it by midnight tomorrow in unmarked notes.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48That's just not how black market organ trading works.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53I hope you haven't left any remnants or offcuts behind.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Honestly, sir, you'd never know
0:11:55 > 0:11:57a corpse had been eviscerated in your kitchen.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59That's lovely to hear.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Gentlemen, have a super evening.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Come along, Xavier.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13OK, look, I could let it go for 20.
0:12:13 > 0:12:1520 still too high.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Come on, love, I'm cutting my own throat here.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20That may not be necessary.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23I tell you what, I'll throw in five bags of potting compost.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Not sure.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Why are we even having this conversation?
0:12:28 > 0:12:31I need a hedge trimmer.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- You know this.- OK.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- Where's the fucking hedge trimmer? - Under the bed.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55There. Happy?
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Yes.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00- But no need to swear, hm?- Sorry.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04Right...we've got a plan,
0:13:04 > 0:13:06we've got the willpower
0:13:06 > 0:13:08and we've got the fire power.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12Yeah, all right, Ferguson. What we haven't got is an address.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16If we don't know where they're holding me dad, we can't rescue him.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17It's one of them ergo things.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20I don't know, blud,
0:13:20 > 0:13:23we have got a lot of guns.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26The amount of guns isn't an issue.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Unless we've got a map with a big X on it, we're buggered.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Thought you said he was in jeopardy.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Jeopardy isn't a place!
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Isn't it near Marple?
0:13:43 > 0:13:47- That's Bredbury. - Someone'll know where he is.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50I've put some feelers out.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- What kind of feelers? - Got Barry Two-Mouths on the case.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- He owes me, does Barry. - What did you do?
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Give him his second mouth?
0:14:06 > 0:14:11Now, we need something to convince Moz that the Triad is 100% serious.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14I could have you some business cards printed up.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Or...I could send him your ear.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20What?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Give me that ear!
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- No.- Give it back, you thieving get.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42You are lucky I did not use hedge trimmer.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Now, who wants to listen to some Jedward?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Can you cut the other one off, please?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56PHONE RINGS
0:15:01 > 0:15:03'This is Tony Low.'
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Yeah, I know.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07I put you in my address book after you phoned last time.
0:15:07 > 0:15:12Actually, I put "kidnappers", but, you know.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Maybe you think this is all an elaborate joke.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Kidnapping an old man is not elaborate.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Nor is it jocular.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22- 'Do you have the money?' - Don't you worry about the money.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Let me worry about the money.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27Not that I am...worried about the money.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Don't you worry about that.
0:15:28 > 0:15:33'Just so you know we are serious, we have left you a little something.'
0:15:33 > 0:15:35What?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37It is at your door...
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Is that me dad's? - 'Of course it is!
0:16:13 > 0:16:16'What sort of son would not recognise his own father's ears?
0:16:16 > 0:16:21'We require £30,000 by midnight tomorrow.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23'Don't do anything stupid.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24'We are watching you.'
0:16:26 > 0:16:30FOOTSTEPS
0:16:31 > 0:16:33All right! Is now a good time?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35What do you think(?)
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Oh...
0:16:37 > 0:16:40I'll come back later.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52So you coming to the house-warming?
0:16:52 > 0:16:55I can't, it's the same night I'm hosting my gallery group.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Gallery group?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59It's like a book group, but we go to art exhibitions,
0:16:59 > 0:17:01then get together and discuss it.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04This month we saw Karen Everton's new sculptures.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07She's constructed a 20-foot-high dog,
0:17:07 > 0:17:10but she's done it by gluing together a lot of cats.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Genius.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Mm-hm. KNOCKING
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Hi, hi. Nicki, this is Weems.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Weems does chauffeur-driven chauffeuring, don't you?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Yeah. It's a genuine pleasure to meet you.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Isn't he scrummy?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Yeah! Come in, Weems.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- It's Weims. - Weims.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32Weems.
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Hi, Brian.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- Oh, hi, hi. - Do you two know each other?
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Yeah, he stopped by the store yesterday.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Look.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42SHE GASPS
0:17:42 > 0:17:44I think I want to be buried in this.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45That is so spew.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48It really goes with your eyes.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50MOBILE RINGS Oh, excuse me.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Yes, Mr Williams?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58No problem, sir.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00I'll come and collect you right away.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03It's a genuine pleasure, sir.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Got to go scoop up old bollock face. I'll see you later, Brian.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08I'll meet you down the Funky Digestive, yeah?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Don't change out your uniform.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Nice to meet you.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Oh, bye, it's a genuine pleasure to meet you.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16(He's cute!)
0:18:17 > 0:18:19You should see his mode of conveyance.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Hmm...
0:18:23 > 0:18:26So, what are we girls talking about then?
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Tilly was just telling me about a giant dog made of cats.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- Oh, I saw that yesterday, I loved that.- I really loved that.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37It reminded me of when she did that big glove made of hats.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40I hated that. You should come to my gallery group.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43- Oh, what is it?- It's like a soiree but with a purpose.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Oh, I was born to soiree.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49- You can't, you're coming to my house-warming.- I can do both.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50I've got two legs and that.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54So, I hear you and Moz slept together.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57What?! He told you?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Don't worry, he told me not to tell anybody.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Well you've just told me.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Well, yeah, I assumed you already knew.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07Or was it Rohypnol, the love that dare not remember its name?
0:19:07 > 0:19:08And what about Tilly? She didn't need to know!
0:19:08 > 0:19:12No, I think I did. Listen, I am very discreet.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Could I write about this in my journal?
0:19:15 > 0:19:16No!
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Still warm.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20So?
0:19:20 > 0:19:23That means it's only just been removed.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27- And it was done nearby.- Hey.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30He might be being held over on Harold Street.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Very popular area with kidnappers.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Shit, what am I doing?
0:19:35 > 0:19:39Should be packing this in some frozen peas.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Shouldn't you call an ambulance, blud?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45What, for an ear?!
0:19:45 > 0:19:48I think we should wait until we've got a dad
0:19:48 > 0:19:50that we can Velcro it back on to.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Shit, there's no frozen peas!
0:19:55 > 0:19:56We've got mushy peas.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Yeah, but I'm not quite convinced
0:20:01 > 0:20:05about the life-preserving qualities of mushy peas!
0:20:08 > 0:20:10What's these?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Onion rings, they'll do.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Earrings.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23I hope Barry Two-Mouths can come up with summat
0:20:23 > 0:20:27because I don't think I can scrape together another 20 thou.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29It's a miracle I've got 10.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Shall we...go back next door?
0:20:39 > 0:20:43Yeah, let the freezer compartment work its magic.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53I understand that you're busy, Cartoon Head,
0:20:53 > 0:20:56it's just that I'd really appreciate your help...
0:20:56 > 0:20:59what with being in labour.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Pleeease!
0:21:04 > 0:21:06I'm sorry to drag you away from your little friends, CH,
0:21:06 > 0:21:10it's just that the contractions are really very close together now. Ah!
0:21:10 > 0:21:14And I need you to clear the pondweed out of the birthing pool.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Oh, thanks, CH, I'll make it up to you.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27SHE SHRIEKS AND GASPS
0:21:33 > 0:21:35- Hiya.- All right?
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Where've you been? You smell really strongly of scent.
0:21:42 > 0:21:47Oh, erm, just raided this brothel in Cheetham Hill,
0:21:47 > 0:21:51it was one of those really perfumey brothels.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55Mmm? Sure you didn't try out any of the wares while you were there?
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Give over! They were all angry Russian lasses.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Are you being faithful to me?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Eh?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Are you having an affair?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16No. I'm not having an affair.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Good.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21How about you?
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Are you having an affair?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30No.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32I am not having an affair.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Good.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36We should both be very happy then.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Well, I am sure we are.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42All right, Rainbow.
0:22:42 > 0:22:48Hiya, Moz, I was just passing so... I brought some meringues.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Rainbow.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Double P.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01What you doing?
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Going for a slash.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Think I'll come with.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17I'll, er...
0:23:17 > 0:23:19I'll be in t'kitchen.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Thanks for t'meringues.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27HE URINATES
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Mm-nm-hm-nm-nm-hm-hm...
0:23:41 > 0:23:44PHONE RINGS
0:23:44 > 0:23:45'What is it, Moz?'
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Jenny, I really miss you.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50'I'm busy!'
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- Shit, my dad'll have some. - 'What?'
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Nowt. I just need some milk.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58'Is that why you rung?!'
0:23:58 > 0:24:00No, I rang to say I really miss you.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02'You've already said that.'
0:24:02 > 0:24:03Where are you?
0:24:03 > 0:24:06'I'm with Carmel, down at Sex-A-Rama.'
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Oh, you're not working there are you?
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- 'Yes!' - Oh, Jen!
0:24:11 > 0:24:12'What?
0:24:12 > 0:24:13'What is the big deal?
0:24:13 > 0:24:15'It's only lap dancing.'
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Yeah, but it can lead to stronger stuff.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Jen, I'm worried about you.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22I want you here with me.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25'Um, I've started thinking,
0:24:25 > 0:24:29'maybe I should be spending all me time bringing up me baby.'
0:24:29 > 0:24:31You can't say that!
0:24:31 > 0:24:36Well, I mean... No, I suppose you can, but what about us?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Haven't missed anything, have I?
0:24:42 > 0:24:47'The thing is, Moz, I don't think there is an "us" any more.'
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Jenny, please don't say that.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51'I need to go, I've got a client.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55'Don't phone me back because I'm putting meself on vibrate.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56'-You all right...?'
0:24:56 > 0:24:59# In my heart I
0:24:59 > 0:25:03# I know that I've lost you too
0:25:03 > 0:25:05HE SOBS
0:25:05 > 0:25:08# And when I touch you
0:25:09 > 0:25:12# I feel so alone
0:25:13 > 0:25:16# When I touch you
0:25:17 > 0:25:21# I know something's gone
0:25:22 > 0:25:25# Something has gone
0:25:26 > 0:25:29# Something has gone
0:25:31 > 0:25:34# Something has gone
0:25:36 > 0:25:41# Something has go-o-oone
0:25:41 > 0:25:44# Baby!
0:25:44 > 0:25:48# Look at me and you will see, baby!
0:25:49 > 0:25:52# Whoa, baby!
0:25:52 > 0:25:54# Look at me and you will see
0:25:54 > 0:25:56# I will change, believe in me
0:25:56 > 0:25:59# I will change, believe in me
0:25:59 > 0:26:06# Baby
0:26:06 > 0:26:10# Oo-oo-oo-ooh, baby
0:26:16 > 0:26:19# Whoa-oa-oa-oah... #
0:26:21 > 0:26:25I'm going to have to get back down Sex-A-Rama.
0:26:25 > 0:26:29# ...Baby
0:26:34 > 0:26:38# Ba-a-a-aby! #
0:26:39 > 0:26:43I don't want to sound overly dramatic, but...
0:26:44 > 0:26:46..I feel like my world's been turned upside down.
0:26:48 > 0:26:53And shaken from side to side, and liquidised.
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Have a meringue.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58It'll cheer you up.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02All right.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Although I feel you may be placing too much faith
0:27:05 > 0:27:09in what is essentially... sugar and egg white.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Is now a good time?
0:27:20 > 0:27:23For God's sake, Colin! What is it?
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Jenny sent me to pick up her stuff cos she's moving out.
0:27:38 > 0:27:39I'll come back later.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Well, you were right, it did cheer me up.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Know what frightens me most?
0:27:54 > 0:27:58We are still no nearer to knowing where the Triad are holding him.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00All right, kiddo? Argh!
0:28:00 > 0:28:02What have I done?
0:28:02 > 0:28:06Use your anger, Morris!
0:28:06 > 0:28:10Now is last chance to say where £20,000 is.
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