0:00:03 > 0:00:06# For anyone who loves
0:00:06 > 0:00:10# For anyone who feels
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# I'm never giving up
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# Until the dream is real
0:00:16 > 0:00:20# Until the dream is real. #
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Don't worry, it's going to be a stonking party.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27It's a 40th wedding anniversary party. I don't want "stonking".
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Not what you said last night!
0:00:31 > 0:00:34I want a nice party with sophisticated things,
0:00:34 > 0:00:39like food, that my parents can look back on in another 40 years.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Promise me they won't live to be 100.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44It doesn't look very party-like.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48It will because I promised you and, you know,
0:00:48 > 0:00:50my party skills are legendary.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54- We owe them, Liam. We stayed loads in their house in Spain.- Yeah.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58On the "Costa fortune to buy a round".
0:00:58 > 0:01:01You're mad for doing this. No-one even likes that half of the family.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05There is nothing wrong with my half. We are salt of the earth.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Yeah, salt. Cheap, white and...
0:01:09 > 0:01:10A third thing.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Get off! Get off! It's party food!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17You're joking. That's not it?
0:01:17 > 0:01:20What?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24All right, I'll get some more. Kids!
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Eh?
0:01:30 > 0:01:35- Right, go to the supermarket and buy some more party food.- Wahey!
0:01:35 > 0:01:40- What are you doing? They'll come back with Haribos and an airgun. - We've got to learn to trust them.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Oh, no. The crouch of trust.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Boys, you're old enough now to help us more.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51I'm going to give you a shopping list.
0:01:51 > 0:01:56- If you go off that list, I'll make you live with my Dad. Deal?- Deal.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58DOORBELL
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Morning, Princess.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- You only call me that because that makes you king.- I am what I am!
0:02:04 > 0:02:08- Everyone, you remember my cousin Amy.- Hiya. I brought the banner.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- Happy- Rudy- Wedding?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Happy Ruby Wedding.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- How many years is ruby?- 40.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- What comes after a ruby wedding anniversary?- Death.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29- Amy, have you met Liam's brother, Kevin?- I certainly have.
0:02:29 > 0:02:35There's seven billion people in the world. We've all met a lot of people.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Well, see you tonight.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Yeah, thanks, Amy.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- You had sex with her, didn't you? - Only once.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Quite quickly.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49You only met her at Aunty Shirley's fu...
0:02:49 > 0:02:51You had sex with her at the funeral.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54It was our way of celebrating her life.
0:02:54 > 0:02:59- Well, try flowers next time. - Is she having another funeral?
0:03:03 > 0:03:06He is generally weird. But he's especially weird about women.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Well, his fiance's dumped him. Commitment is a dirty word for him.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Poor Amy.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- Not bad, eh?- What is it?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- A swan.- It's good, yeah.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Do me 50 more of them and then make a balloon model
0:03:21 > 0:03:25of your Nan and Grandad. And then go to the supermarket.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Party on.
0:03:30 > 0:03:35City are about flair, whereas Man United are like a sausage machine.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39As I always say, anyone can be successful
0:03:39 > 0:03:43and win trophies over an extended period of time.
0:03:43 > 0:03:48Bit rude. You think of a subject, if you're so interesting!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Right, food and plentiful supplies of tap water in the kitchen.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Don't hold back on the dancing.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Let's get this party started.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Dad, please, just be nice to Pat and Alan.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09I know they can be crass and selfish and thoughtless...and arrogant...
0:04:09 > 0:04:14- Just be yourself, Dad.- You want to do the bet?- Yes.- What's the bet?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Caroline's mam and dad do the annoying five things.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21When they come round, they always buy age inappropriate presents.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Bang on about how much better Spain is than here.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27And they always say, what car you driving these days?
0:04:27 > 0:04:32That's three. And four, bring wine and tell us how much it cost.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36There is a fifth thing, but I can't say because there's ladies present.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Do a massive dump in the toilet.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- Tenner says they do all five. - I'll go for four.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- Kevin, come and talk to these girls.- Erm...
0:04:52 > 0:04:53DOORBELL
0:04:53 > 0:04:58Next time you lose the shopping list, don't panic and buy beetroot.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02It turns your pee pink!
0:05:02 > 0:05:07Well, we like our wee the standard yellow colour in this family.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- Wahey!- Oh!
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Mum and dad?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Good to be alive, isn't it?
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Where are my itsy-bitsy grandkids?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Hiya, Nan, Grandad.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.- There you go, Stevie. Play-Doh to die for.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Knock yourself out, make yourself an elephant!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- I think Steve is more likely to make himself a girlfriend.- Dad!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- Hi, sweetheart.- Oh, hello.
0:05:41 > 0:05:47- You're both looking great. What's your secret?- Golf. And Botox.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50And for Mum?
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Happy anniversary. How does it feel?
0:05:56 > 0:06:00It felt pretty good when we did it this morning, didn't it, Alan?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Jim!- Pat.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Always a chore, never a pleasure.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Sorry, what am I saying?
0:06:13 > 0:06:18What about this, Jim? £25.99 and it tastes like 90 quid champagne.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Ha-hey!
0:06:21 > 0:06:25As I always say, why buy champagne when you can live my life
0:06:25 > 0:06:27and have real pain?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29I don't get it.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37Oh, is that my lovely Chloe, under all that make-up?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Hi, Nan.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- 40 years, not bad.- Oh, yes.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48Although I say it myself, ours is a marriage made in heaven.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Is that what they call Rochdale registry office these days?
0:06:51 > 0:06:56At least we got married for love, not just to give a baby a surname.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- I do realise I shouldn't have said that, Chloe.- What?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- We'd have got married anyway. - Absolutely.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Had a few drinks on the way over, have we?
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Well, my Caroline didn't have much choice.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Single-parent, all buckled down with "Quick Draw" here.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- Mum!- He started it.- It's all right.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25I'll go and rebuild Chloe's shattered illusions. You get smashed, Pat.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30It's party time!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36KNOCKS ON DOOR Go away.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Chloe, I'm sorry.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41We should have told you that you're technically a...
0:07:44 > 0:07:46How can I put this sensitively? Erm...
0:07:46 > 0:07:50It starts with B and rhymes with "wastard".
0:07:53 > 0:07:58You're always going on about love and it turns out you're only with Mum because she got knocked up.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01That's not true. It's romantic how me and your mum got together.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Don't tell me, I was conceived in a bus shelter.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Chloe, we're a bit classier than that.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11It was my Dad's Vauxhall Corsa.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16You know what? I'll tell you a story.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Right. It's a...damp night in June.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25The moonlight's glinting off the rust on my Dad's car.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Me and your mum are both 17
0:08:28 > 0:08:31and...we're very much in love.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40We can't. We spent the condom money on cider.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43No, please. I'll be good, be careful, I promise.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Yeah, let's carve that on the playpen.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48You're right.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51At least one of us is sensible.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Well, we've got Matt Monro
0:08:56 > 0:09:00or the Grimethorpe Colliery Band.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15- But I do know kids don't like thinking about their parents doing that, so I'll move on...- Thank you.
0:09:15 > 0:09:20- ..to a week or two later. - Don't tell Amy I'm up here.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Oh, come on, Chloe. You're missing some great food.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28We're doing exciting things would beetroot.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Kevin's in there.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- Hi, Kevin.- I'm not hiding.
0:09:39 > 0:09:44- OK.- If I was hiding, I'd be in that cupboard.- True.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53- How are you?- Yeah, great. Things are going great. Really well.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56I hear your fiance ran off with your brother, Tommy.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Yes, there was that. Yeah.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03- Has that put you off women?- No, not really. That would be cra...
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Oh, has it? Yes. Yeah, I think it has.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10That would be a shame.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Do you like my hair? It's new.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18You bought some hair?!
0:10:19 > 0:10:21No, it's a new style.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Yeah, it's nice.- Thanks.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Lots of beetroot.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Steve were telling me eating it turns your pee pink.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38And apparently, rhubarb can turn it green.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45He seemed to know a lot about urine.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49So, I'm at home, rehearsing with my band, Pretty Slick.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52It was like an early sort of garage vibe.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55THEY PLAY TUNELESSLY
0:11:00 > 0:11:04- Hiya.- Hey, listen to this. Let me get into it again.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Liam, we have to...
0:11:06 > 0:11:10Honestly, I'm getting better. I could be in Shed Seven.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- This is important.- A little bit of Wah Wah pedal.- I'm pregnant!
0:11:18 > 0:11:22- I took a pregnancy test. - Are you sure you did it right?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25I had to pee on a stick, it's not skilled work.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Maybe it was past its sell by date.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32I took three pregnancy tests.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Sounds like a faulty batch.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37I'm having a baby, Liam.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40We're having a baby.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- And you read the instructions, right?- I'm going.- No, no, wait.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48I'm just...
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- It's a bit of a shock for me, you know.- I know. Me too.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- What are we going to do? - It's cool, isn't it?
0:12:04 > 0:12:08I'm not ready. I'm not ready for this. What am I going to do? I'm not ready!
0:12:09 > 0:12:13We'll take another test, right, I'll pee on the stick this time.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Caroline...
0:12:23 > 0:12:25All right, mate?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29I think you heard.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Yeah.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I'm going to be an uncle. Wow!
0:12:34 > 0:12:36What about me, being a father?
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Yeah, but me an uncle. That is ooph!
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I'm not ready for this.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Let's write a song about it.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50- No, Kev. No-one must know about this yet. OK?- Sure.
0:12:51 > 0:12:56SHOUTS: Hey, I brother Liam's knocked up his girlfriend, Caroline.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Keep that yourself, no-one must ever know.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05BRASS BAND PLAYS ON STEREO
0:13:08 > 0:13:14I had a call from Sister Agnes who heard about it in the playground.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16So you got that girl pregnant.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Kevin!
0:13:19 > 0:13:23- Well, son?- Dad... What...
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Can we turn off the Britpop Oompa Kings for a minute?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30It's minging.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34- So you are going to do the decent thing and marry her?- I want to...
0:13:34 > 0:13:39Even if it means having a miserable life and... You want to?
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Yeah, man. You know. I want to be with Caroline for ever.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Good. Now go in there and tell your mam
0:13:48 > 0:13:52she's going to be a 36-year-old grandmother.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Hey, come here!
0:14:04 > 0:14:08You see, so I was nervous, but I was over the moon at the news.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Oh, God. They're multiplying.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Now then, where's Chloe?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23I have a gift for her.
0:14:25 > 0:14:31Thanks, Mum. But the only doll Chloe wants these days is Robert Pattinson.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33They didn't have that in the gift shop.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36And, I tell you where she is, she's hiding, in case
0:14:36 > 0:14:41you tell her she was found in a skip and raised by badgers.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Oh, it is tough.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46You were her age when I lost you to the Great Impregnator.
0:14:49 > 0:14:55- Hey, everyone. This is my friend, Kevin.- ALL: Hi, Kevin.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59She's not my girlfriend.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03She's not really my type. We just got carried away at a funeral.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09You know how it is.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11We've all been there.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Oh, is that quiche?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18So I'm desperate to see your mum and reassure her, but...
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Come out, Chloe. This is ridiculous. You're needed, party legend.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25The little cousins are looking suicidal.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28The gherkins aren't doing it for them.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Right, it's kicking off. You've got morning sickness
0:15:31 > 0:15:35and I'm trying to build to like a romantic climax, OK?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38And tell Kevin to stop being horrible to Amy.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42So, I'm up the duff..
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Charming.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49Yeah, and they're such lovely, kind people, the Spanish.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Unless you're a bull.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56Unlike in Britain, in Spain everybody greets you on the street.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Yeah, go home, Gringo. And give us back Gibraltar.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Oh, I love a challenge.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16Right then, people. Come on. Get up, push the couch back.
0:16:16 > 0:16:21Come on, push it back. Steve, you do the same. Right, you do the music.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23You need to get some chairs down here.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27Pat, Alan, come and join in, it's your party.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31Dad, come on, musical chairs. No cheating or violence.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33I'm not drunk enough for that.
0:16:33 > 0:16:38- Right, hit it, distant cousin Dan. - Sam.- Whatever. Hit it.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40MUSIC STARTS
0:16:40 > 0:16:45Oi, Kevin! Kevin! Come on, show a bit of family solidarity.
0:16:45 > 0:16:50I'm getting evil looks off Amy's family. They're going to knock me out and I'll wake up married to her.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Just tell her honestly you're not interested.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55You've got a bit of commitment fatigue,
0:16:55 > 0:16:59you and 20 million other men up and down the country. Get in there.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Right, now hopping. Go on!
0:17:04 > 0:17:06That's the way.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Party!
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Come on. Go and talk to her.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Go on.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14All right, I'll do it now.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25I didn't know what to think because, you know, 17-year-old guys,
0:17:25 > 0:17:28they're not good at sharing their feelings.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30It's like talking to a tree.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32It is.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34VOICEMAIL BEEPS
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Amy, I'm getting a lot of pressure to go out with you
0:17:38 > 0:17:42and I see our relationship as being massive, but...
0:17:42 > 0:17:44over.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47I hope we can still be friends. Don't call me.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52'Have you seen Kevin?'
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Now this is hiding.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13I think you've got the wrong idea about me, Kevin.
0:18:13 > 0:18:18- Do you want to get out of the cupboard?- Yeah.
0:18:18 > 0:18:23You're really fun to be with, but if you think I want to settle down with an unemployed gambler
0:18:23 > 0:18:29- who's afraid of scared of women, you're seriously deluded.- Oh, good.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33So, I'm going to leave now. If you fancy sipping a bit more short-term,
0:18:33 > 0:18:37I'll be downstairs, helping with some chairs.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47- "Leave a message after the tone." - BEEP
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Amy, can you ignore that last message?
0:18:50 > 0:18:55That was for another girlfriend called Amy.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Bye.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01MUSIC STOPS
0:19:01 > 0:19:03CHEERING
0:19:05 > 0:19:07MUSIC STARTS
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Hey, hang on. Hang on. Shouldn't we be taking a chair away each time?
0:19:21 > 0:19:26So your dad comes to see me at Woolworths, where I've got this Saturday job.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32SHE RETCHES
0:19:36 > 0:19:38- You all right?- Not really.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Do you want me to weigh that for you?
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Listen, Caroline, you know... What I meant to say last time was...
0:19:51 > 0:19:56- Yeah, I want to marry you. I do.- Oh, Liam.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58I made a big mistake and now I've got to pay for it.
0:19:58 > 0:20:03- So I'm the punishment?- No, not you, love. Marriage. You know.
0:20:03 > 0:20:09I reckon we get the ball rolling, we strap your stomach down, get you into a wedding dress.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13- OK, get out.- What? Why? - Get out of my pick and mix area!
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- I just said I'd marry you.- Get out! - What's the matter with you?
0:20:17 > 0:20:18You're tapped, you!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22- Pig!- Well...
0:20:22 > 0:20:26Erm, I was 17. I was still on my first disposable razor.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29So how did you get back together?
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Well, I did what men have always done when they hear they're going to be a dad.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38- Bought a book of baby names? - Not even close.- No.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Where were you all night?
0:20:46 > 0:20:48I was in here,
0:20:48 > 0:20:50servicing the...lawnmower.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Oh, no. Tell me you didn't.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Argh, Dad!
0:21:04 > 0:21:06- A haddock?- It's a shark.
0:21:06 > 0:21:11- It's a haddock. Look at the fins.- Why would I get a tattoo of a haddock?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13To remind you of what an idiot you are.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17It's a shark, like me, swimming on its own course, not bothered about anyone.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20So Caroline said no?
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Yeah.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Dad, what was I thinking? I don't want to be a shark.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28- I want to be with Caroline, I love her.- Did you tell her you love her?
0:21:28 > 0:21:33- No.- Well, some men include that as part of the proposal.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35But what would I know?
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- That was you sorting it out? - I'm getting there.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40What are you doing in here?
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Reassuring Chloe that despite what my Mum says, we married for love.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Oh, yeah.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53You might want to leave that ten minutes.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Number four!
0:21:58 > 0:22:01- Oh, there's a number four?- No!
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Not... No.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06It's a long story.
0:22:06 > 0:22:12I'd better go. I sense this is going to be one of your less successful events, party legend.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14You might be surprised, love.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18So you've just got a tattoo of a haddock, Mum's been sick in Woolworths,
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- and you keep screaming at each other.- Yeah, so I go back and see your mum.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Cazza.
0:22:32 > 0:22:37- Go away.- Come on, Caroline. I didn't find the right words last time.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Yeah, that seems to happen a lot.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43All right, I'm going to show you something.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48What is that? A cigar?
0:22:48 > 0:22:52- No, it's a shark. It's a symbol.- Of what?
0:22:52 > 0:22:56How you attacked our relationship, killed it, left it on a beach?
0:22:56 > 0:23:01- No, that would be way too elaborate. I'd have to explain it to everyone. - Shut up.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04It's a symbol of what an idiot I am.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07When you first came to me with the news, I just panicked.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09And I was selfish.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13I tried to make things better, I just made things worse.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18And then I wanted to... I wanted to prove to you that I didn't need you.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22I was...a lone shark.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25A loan shark?
0:23:25 > 0:23:26Not a loan shark...
0:23:26 > 0:23:30Anyway, I proved the exact opposite.
0:23:31 > 0:23:36I do stupid things when I'm not with you and I can't afford to get any stupider.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40I love you.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44So you have to marry me cos I love you.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48No.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50I'm not going to marry you cos I have to do.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56- I'm going to marry you cos I want to. - Yes, that's what I want!
0:23:56 > 0:23:59No, not like that. If we get married now,
0:23:59 > 0:24:02it'll just be because I'm having a baby and you're freaking out.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05So I'm going to have the baby and then,
0:24:05 > 0:24:10if we still want to get married, great.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Cos it'll be cos we love each other.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Yeah, it will.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24- SHE RETCHES - You all right?
0:24:24 > 0:24:28Do you want me to hold your hair for you, love?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I think she's had too many sweets.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41And then we were married eight months later after we'd had
0:24:41 > 0:24:45the most beautiful baby girl that's ever been.
0:24:45 > 0:24:51- Maybe the truth's not so bad. - No, it's not. Come here.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55- So what happened to your tattoo? - I had it turned into a rhino.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- A symbol of...?- Manly strength.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Then I had it removed and the pain made me cry like a baby.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Come on. It's your grandparents' party.
0:25:09 > 0:25:1340 years of marriage, Happy Rudy Wedding!
0:25:14 > 0:25:18- How about a little father and daughter dance, eh?- I'd rather die.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21I thought you'd say that.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27HE SNORTS AND STARTS COUGHING
0:25:35 > 0:25:40Sorry, I got the impression that you weren't up for anything long-term but you might fancy a quick...
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Oh, yeah.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44That's that sorted then.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Party's going well in there.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54This is typical of the Flynns.
0:25:54 > 0:25:59- I always knew my Caroline could have done better.- Shut your face!
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Ye-e-e-e-sss!
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Ha-hey!
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Maybe you should become a full-time party arranger.
0:26:17 > 0:26:22No, I'd miss the glamour of the forklift truck industry.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26I've cracked your system. Cheap booze and something physical.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Well, it works for us, doesn't it, babe?
0:26:31 > 0:26:35- So do you think we can make it 40 years?- Yeah, yeah, easy.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39We've done the hard part, having kids when we were kids ourselves.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Oh, party over?
0:26:40 > 0:26:45Yeah. Come on, Steve, Mikey, come on, bedtime. Party's finished.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49Uncle Kevin and Amy have finished in your bedroom.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Good night, God bless, boys.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Bye, guys.
0:27:00 > 0:27:04Oh, Caroline. Thank you so much for a lovely party.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Thanks, love. Perfect.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Bye-bye. Bye, Nan.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18You know, Chloe, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Well, you were wrong about Mum and Dad.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24- It's dead romantic how they got together.- I know, love.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28And think what you think like about your dad, he is a bit of a hottie.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Just like my Alan.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Night, Nan.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- TOILET FLUSHES - Night, darling.
0:27:35 > 0:27:40We might have to stop off at A&E. My urine's gone pink.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52BANG
0:27:56 > 0:28:00- What's this?- That's nothing, love.
0:28:01 > 0:28:08- So, Alan... Are you happy with your car?- I am, James, thanks very much.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11- I'm not sure I've got the right car. - It's getting on.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14- What are you driving these days? - I thank you!
0:28:16 > 0:28:20# I know it's gonna be all right
0:28:22 > 0:28:27# For ever I'll be by your side
0:28:29 > 0:28:32# For anyone you love
0:28:32 > 0:28:36# For everyone you feel
0:28:36 > 0:28:38# I'm never giving up
0:28:38 > 0:28:42# Until the dream is real. #
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