0:00:03 > 0:00:06# For anyone who laughs
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# For anyone who feels
0:00:09 > 0:00:13# I'm never giving up
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# Until the dream is real
0:00:16 > 0:00:20# Until the dream is real. #
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Yeah, we're OK. Mikey wants to change his name to Zane.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Yeah, or Herod.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30Dad tried a moustache, but he looked like a serial killer.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32HE LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Yeah, Chloe's GCSE's are coming up and she's taking
0:00:34 > 0:00:39Hair Care, Stomping Off and Going Up At The End of Every Sentence.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43- Like, ha ha.- Why are you at the swimming pool, Nan?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- Oh, we live in the pool, don't we, Al?- We do.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Oh, is that why you're all wrinkly?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53It's really good, this online chat thing,
0:00:53 > 0:00:56we don't have to pay to talk to you.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Just be careful you don't drop your laptop in the pool,
0:00:58 > 0:01:00that'd be tragic, wouldn't it?
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Mikey's in the school play, you could fly back and see it.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- Oh, who are you playing?- A goat.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09No, we don't want to see that.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14So, how hot is it out there, Nan?
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Oh, yeah, hey, someone at work
0:01:15 > 0:01:17has asked me to be their personal trainer.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Oh, say no, love.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23The last thing you need is a fat, sweaty bloke begging for mercy.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26They'll pay me. You know, I've been thinking for a while I should be,
0:01:26 > 0:01:28you know, using this more.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Because your body's a tool? - Yes, my body's a tool.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32I know my way around a gym, so...
0:01:32 > 0:01:35and this person should pay me well, so...
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Why are you being so shifty?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Is "this person" a lovely lady?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43She...she...
0:01:43 > 0:01:47All she is to me is just a sweaty, panting body.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Anyway, I was on me lunch hour, so I was...
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Taking your tool out for a run?
0:01:55 > 0:01:58All right? Working hard?
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Phew!
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Very impressive, Liam.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Well, you know, got to look after the quads, haven't ya?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Yeah, wow.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16I need a personal trainer. Do you fancy taking me on?
0:02:16 > 0:02:20What? You mean me? No, no, no, no.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23I'll pay you. I'm so unfit.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Yeah? Oh, yeah, whatever, go on, then.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27You see? It's win, win.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Use my tool to earn some money and then maybe a new training business.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Where would you train your sweaty, panting, lovely lady?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Well, I was thinking, somewhere I can cover the range
0:02:39 > 0:02:43of reps, flexes, cardio needed in a professional modern workout.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46So, I thought the garage.
0:02:48 > 0:02:53Evening, all. I'm Jim and tonight, I'm going to be your Granddad.
0:02:53 > 0:02:58I am a talking goat. I don't just make goat noises.
0:02:58 > 0:03:03Mikey, we are not flying 1,200 miles to come and see you play a goat.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Evening, Alan. Pat.- All right.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06How are things in
0:03:06 > 0:03:09"Playa del nothing to do, but drink gin and get sunburnt"?
0:03:09 > 0:03:10Oh, lovely thanks.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Are you still growing them manky sprouts at your allotment?
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Yeah, keeping it real.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Hello, Kev. Send us a postcard. Where are you off to?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Oh, your living room.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Dad's got a mate staying so he's kicked me out.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Wow. You must be used to being kicked out of places,
0:03:28 > 0:03:30which is just as well because....
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Oh, don't worry, I'm not going to be here much
0:03:32 > 0:03:34cos I've got a new girlfriend.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37What, real or imaginary?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39She's real.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- You haven't just seen a picture of her in a magazine, then...?- No.
0:03:43 > 0:03:48Ignore him, Kevin. She does know she's your girlfriend, though?
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Yeah.- Ooh, that's great.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53What's she called?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Naimah, which means peaceful.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Well, I won't remember that. I'll call her Tracy.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- Shall I go back in the other room? - Sorry, love, what's she like?
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Oh, she is fantastic. She's really gorgeous and she's funny and...
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Seriously, what's she like, come on?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14She's got this lovely voice, it's like chocolate and velvet.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Ooh, this is new.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Usually you're like, "Oh, she's got hair and teeth, she'll do."
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Yeah, even when Tommy went off with your last girlfriend,
0:04:23 > 0:04:24you seemed quite pleased.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- Well, she wasn't really my girlfriend.- She was your fiance.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30So there you go, then. This is, this is different.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- So have you used the L word to her? - Learner?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Yes, Kevin, have you used the word learner to your girlfriend?
0:04:38 > 0:04:43Oh, love, well, yes, I have. It's the real thing, this.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45HE LAUGHS
0:04:45 > 0:04:49I think your mum and dad's laptop just fell into the pool.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52So you're kicking Kev out onto the street, then?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Oh, you know Kevin, he'd hate to think he was a burden.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Should you be describing your offspring as a burden?
0:04:57 > 0:05:03All right, then. Leech. Parasite. Am I getting warm?
0:05:04 > 0:05:05No danger of that, Dad.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10It's OK, I don't need him now.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Right.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Oh, yeah. Good times, pal.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Simpler times.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30KNOCK ON DOOR
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- Hey, Kev, what do you think of me gym?- Oh.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Where the elephant in the room becomes a toned animal in the room
0:05:37 > 0:05:41with abs like a cobbled street.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- What do you think?- Well, it's as good as any gym I've been to.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Which is none, right?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Yeah, well, just take the compliment.- Are you OK?
0:05:50 > 0:05:55- Yeah.- How's Naomi.- Er, Naimah.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- You should get her to change that, you know?- Yeah, she's dumped me.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Oh, sorry, pal.- Yeah.
0:06:02 > 0:06:07Did she, did she say why? Actually, no ignore that.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- I'm, er, I'm going to get her back. - No, no, no.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12There's no room for revenge, just let it go.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- No, no, I'm going to get her back. - Oh, right, oh right, yeah.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Yeah, I'll wear her down eventually.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19I'll just follow her everywhere,
0:06:19 > 0:06:21you know, ring her, bang on her windows.
0:06:21 > 0:06:26- That's stalking, Kev.- Yeah, yeah, I'll stalk her, but nicely.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- You can't, it's illegal.- Oh, yeah.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34There's loads of girls out there with low enough self-esteem
0:06:34 > 0:06:35to give you some options.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Just trying to make me feel better.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41No, I mean, they're not all lookers,
0:06:41 > 0:06:45but... Actually, let me get Caroline, she's better at this than me.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Kids, work out in half an hour! GRUMBLING
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Shut it.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58Right, gearing up for some personal training. Here is my inspiration.
0:06:58 > 0:07:03We're squatting. We're squatting. We're pushing, we're pushing...
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Toilet.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11HE GASPS
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Hello, Liam.- Hello, Pat.
0:07:19 > 0:07:26- What's the weather like over there? - Um, oh, it's um, it's forecast sleet.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- Sleet!? - Yeah, yeah, long-term sleet,
0:07:29 > 0:07:32so don't even think about coming back from Spain.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Oh, me and Al have just had a quick gazpacho.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Well, it can strike at any time can't it?
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Ooooh.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Whoa, I've got to be honest, Pat, you're starting to worry me.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00I've got Alan under the table...
0:08:06 > 0:08:09..rubbing me feet.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Right, right.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Right, that's me gone.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Can you please warn me next time you leave your Mum hanging in cyberspace?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29I had to escape.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Yes, well, here's a mad idea. Tell her you're busy.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Yes, I did that once. For a year, I got,
0:08:35 > 0:08:38"Can we chat or are you too busy?"
0:08:38 > 0:08:42"Hi, is that Mrs Busy?" Then a T-shirt arrived with,
0:08:42 > 0:08:44"Too busy to talk to my mother", on it.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Oh, Kev's back, been dumped.
0:08:49 > 0:08:54Oh, no, he was so keen. He looked like the cat who got the cream.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Yes, well, the cream wanted a better cat,
0:08:58 > 0:09:00preferably with his own house.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03I rang your Dad to tell him to be more supportive to Kevin.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- You didn't.- I did.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09You don't call your kid a burden...to their face.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14That's just the way Dad talks.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16He used to call Mum "Bulldog".
0:09:19 > 0:09:20How's Kevin taking it?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22You know Kevin, he's a tough little sod.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- SOBS:- I want her back so much.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30I'm never going to be happy without her.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Yeah, let it all out.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33HE SOBS
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Whoa, whoa, not all of it, keep some of it in.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40I want to hear her lovely voice again,
0:09:40 > 0:09:42it's like chocolate and velvet.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Yes, you said.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Did you hit Uncle Kevin?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52No, he's got woman problems.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54They told us about that at school.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Not that kind of woman problems.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03He'll be all right, don't worry.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07I won't. I'll never be all right, not unless I get Naimah back.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Who's Naomi?
0:10:10 > 0:10:16It's not Naomi, it's Naimah, it means peaceful.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Hey. Come on.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Come on. Hey, what about United, eh?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37We're squatting, we're squatting, we're...
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Come on, you've got to raise your game, dudes.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Shouldn't you be doing this with us, dude?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Oi, I'm management and you need the exercise.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Kids today, it's all about "Eh-eh, any chance you could
0:10:46 > 0:10:49"run about a bit, nothing too competitive."
0:10:49 > 0:10:52You wouldn't say that if you'd seen Sister Agnes taking PE.
0:10:52 > 0:10:57Her catchphrase is, "Jesus is Love, I am Damage".
0:10:57 > 0:11:02Kevin, come and get some endorphins going.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05No, I want to get through it without drugs this time. >
0:11:07 > 0:11:08All right, yeah, whatever.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Right, on me.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25GRUNTING
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Hey, I don't know what you're doing in there.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Come and join us, you could do with a bit of firming up.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40No, thanks, you don't mess with man perfection.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Hello.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53- Hello.- I've been thinking about what you said
0:11:53 > 0:11:57about you thinking that I'm unfair to Kevin.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01- Oh, yeah?- And weirdly, you might be right.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05Oh, good, fix that, then. Kev's popped out.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09I haven't even got a mate staying,
0:12:09 > 0:12:11it was just a ruse to get him out me hair.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Well, people can be annoying
0:12:13 > 0:12:16if you want to be left on your own. IN PEACE.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21Oh, it's great, this movie.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25He dies in the war and she opens a donkey sanctuary.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31I mean, it's not like Kevin
0:12:31 > 0:12:35isn't bursting with the typical Flynn charm and sex appeal.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Yeah, he's a constant temptation.
0:12:38 > 0:12:43But Kev's always been cautious with women, he likes them to come to him.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Which is why he didn't have a girlfriend until he was 28.
0:12:45 > 0:12:50Yeah, whereas Liam once pulled in six seconds. We timed him.
0:12:50 > 0:12:55- That's a lovely fatherly story. - Isn't it?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Um, you told it at our wedding.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01So what are you going to do about Kevin?
0:13:01 > 0:13:06Probably nothing. It's done the trick just talking about it.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09No, come on! Look, this is a chance to help him,
0:13:09 > 0:13:10especially now he's suffering.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Ah.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19I was joking about the film, I'd never give the ending away.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22But don't get too attached to that donkey.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31You've ironed your tracksuit.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Hence the expression, pumping iron.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39You missed a family workout.
0:13:39 > 0:13:44- I've spent my life getting out of PE, I'm not going to get sporty now.- Right.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45You look really nervous.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49Yeah, well, if I get this right, you know, it could be a new career.
0:13:49 > 0:13:54Goodbye, forklifts, hello, bum lifts.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Yeah, I'll put that on my business card.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00DOORBELL
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Oh, it's you.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07I've just delivered 200-quids' worth of balloons to Naimah.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- HIGH-PITCHED: - It's all I had in the world.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Delivered them or inhaled them?
0:14:12 > 0:14:16It didn't work. She told me she really doesn't want me back.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Surprised? DOORBELL
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- Hi, Liam.- Hi, Julie, come on in.
0:14:25 > 0:14:30- Ready to strengthen that core? - Yeah.- Yeah.- Whoa.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Hi.- Hello.- Hello.- Who are you?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Er, this is, this is Julie. Come, come through.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42She looks pretty fit already.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46Oh, I don't know, she is carrying a few extra pounds...of make-up.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Steve. Sit down.
0:14:58 > 0:15:03- Do you know what it's like to be so in love you can hardly breathe?- No.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08How long you been training?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Oh, since I got beaten up by a girl at Sunday school.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16We had a disagreement over the top five commandments.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20- Can you show me, I'm not quite getting it.- Yeah, sure, yeah.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Knock, knock.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Oh, sorry. I've left a sweaty mark.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Well, don't worry about it. I love sweat, it's liquid effort.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Should be able to buy it. OK.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44- You are so strong.- Nice and smooth.
0:15:44 > 0:15:49And in the words of the Zen masters, the obstacle is the path.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50CAROLINE LAUGHS
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Erm...
0:15:56 > 0:16:01Snippers. I'm just, er, teaching the kids how to, er... To prune.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Uncle Kevin said I should never trust a woman,
0:16:10 > 0:16:13apart from Mum and nuns.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17That's pretty standard behaviour for when you've been dumped.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- He bought her balloons.- Balloons?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Yeah, even I can see that's rubbish.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- OK, next time, we'll concentrate on your tris and bis, all right?- Sure.
0:16:31 > 0:16:37Get them rhomboids to fire. So, are we so cool we're hot?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39- Yeah!- Yeah!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Bye, then.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Oh, yeah. Sorry, bye.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52So...
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- She seemed keen.- Yeah, well, to be honest,
0:16:54 > 0:16:58I've just lit the touchpaper, you know, she has to be the rocket.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Liam, she's not interested in training. She just fancies you.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06See, you're just jealous. Teaching the kids how to prune.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07I am not jealous,
0:17:07 > 0:17:11I just don't want you to be deluded about your skills as a trainer.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15- Julie does not fancy me. - Yes, she does, Dad.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18She does, Dad.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23You think she does and then it turns out she's just playing an evil game.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28Sorry, love.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32You got an more Zen master sayings?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Well, there's one. It's...
0:17:36 > 0:17:38It's...
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Come to bed and get your clothes off.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Come on, Chloe, not on the kitchen table, love.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49I'm catching up with world news. Gary Barlow's just bought a dog.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54I need £5 for our visit to Stockport Art Museum.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Oh, bloody school trips.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59In my day, we just sat on a carpet with some crayons.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03Oh, God. Grandad Jim's trying to talk to us online.
0:18:03 > 0:18:08Me dad? He's only just learned how to use the answer phone!
0:18:08 > 0:18:12Hello? Hello?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Grandad calling.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Come in.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Over.
0:18:19 > 0:18:24Morning, or bon matin, as they say over here.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- Where the hell are you?- Guadalupe.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Tell Caroline, anything her parents can do, I can do better.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32TOAST POPS UP
0:18:32 > 0:18:33You going to butter your toast?
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- What?- I just heard your toaster pop up.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40No, no, no. That'll be the diving board.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44THE CHILDREN LAUGH
0:18:48 > 0:18:49When are you going to grow up, Dad?
0:18:49 > 0:18:52When I'm good and ready.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Listen. Is Kevin there?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57No. He said he's off to sit in the park with the other sad people.
0:18:57 > 0:19:03I was thinking, Caroline, after our chat, about how to help Kevin.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06I'll tell you how. Take him off our hands. He's driving us crackers.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08No, he's sweet.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I'm going to go round and see this girl.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14Tell her how much she's made Kevin suffer and make her take him back.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- No?- No.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20I can't win with you people.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24You all right?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Can you turn her off? She's scaring me.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Got to go, Pat, there's a fire.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Kevin, Kevin.
0:19:40 > 0:19:47It's been a week now since... Now... Nowando?
0:19:47 > 0:19:48Naimah.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52Since she chucked you, and... I know it's really tough,
0:19:52 > 0:19:55but you've got to get out there and find someone new.
0:19:55 > 0:20:00And if not find someone new, you just need to...get out.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05We're all worried about you. Look at us.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Like a coach party of social workers.
0:20:11 > 0:20:16- She was so special. She's really special.- Really special.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Voice like chocolate and velvet. Gorgeous, funny, super special.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22I've just never known anyone so special.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Right, that's it. No, no. That's it.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Me and Caroline are going out for some us time. Right?
0:20:26 > 0:20:28You're entertaining the kids.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Don't let him have a meltdown, not on the new carpet.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40- Do you want to play Twister? - No.- No.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47DOORBELL
0:20:47 > 0:20:48I'm coming!
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Oh, hi.
0:20:53 > 0:20:58- Liam's expecting me for training. - No. He's gone out for dinner.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Oh. Do you think he forgot?
0:21:01 > 0:21:03I don't see how he could forget someone like you.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Thank you.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09Erm... Do you want to start and see if he turns up?
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Yeah, OK!
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- Are you Naomi?- No, I'm not.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- Nina.- No.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- Nemo.- No.
0:21:33 > 0:21:38- Did you go out with Kevin Flynn until recently?- Why? Who are you?
0:21:38 > 0:21:42- His dad.- Really?- I know. It's hard to believe, isn't it?
0:21:42 > 0:21:46No, I don't normally get my ex-boyfriends' dads on my doorstep.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50- OK, fair enough.- He hasn't done something to himself, has he?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Yes, he has, since you asked.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56He's turned from a vibrant young man, who was kind and thoughtful,
0:21:56 > 0:22:00into a lovesick zombie. And it's your fault.
0:22:00 > 0:22:01What have you got to say to that?
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Eh?
0:22:12 > 0:22:15I'm not an expert but I'd say you do not need to work out.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18- At all.- You're so lovely.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24So. What about you? You look pretty fit, too.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28Oh, no, no. You're not going to see me with my shirt off.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Parents cover their kids' eyes.
0:22:32 > 0:22:37Like, "Put your shirt on and sit down. We're trying to watch the film!"
0:22:37 > 0:22:39THEY LAUGH
0:22:40 > 0:22:44Ohh... Do you want to go out for a drink?
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Yeah. Let's.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Yeah, and he also does that annoying thing
0:22:53 > 0:22:56where he looks past you when you're speaking to him.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- That's true. Kevin does do that, yeah.- And he never listens!
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Don't get me wrong. I love him dearly, blah, blah, blah,
0:23:02 > 0:23:04- but where is he when it's his round? - BOTH: In the toilet!
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Or pretends to have a panic attack.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Oh, I'm sorry, Jim.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12I realised me and Kevin were never going to work out.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16- Fair dos. Sounds like you got out just in time.- Yeah.
0:23:16 > 0:23:21- OK. I'll be on me way. - Wait, I have something for Kevin.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25Well, if one of me other sons ever finds himself unexpectedly single,
0:23:25 > 0:23:28I'll suggest he gets in touch, eh?
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- It was a nice thought.- Yeah, it was.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42But a box of chocolates would've been better.
0:23:42 > 0:23:47- Hasn't thought it through, has he? - No.- Ta-da, then.- See you, Jim.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55We go to this tiny little thinker way up in the mountains.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56(BORED) Yeah...
0:23:56 > 0:23:59They treat us like locals there.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03(BAD SPANISH ACCENT) "Hola, Pat, hola Alan. How are you?"
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Hang on, Nan. Mum's back and she's dying to speak to you.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09Oh...
0:24:10 > 0:24:12I'll have to say something.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Just tell her the computer's exploded.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18- No, I've got to tell her the truth.- Really?
0:24:18 > 0:24:19(EXASPERATED)Oh...
0:24:21 > 0:24:25Oh, Mum! Buenos noches!
0:24:25 > 0:24:29- Buenos noches. - Yeah, that's what I said.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Where's Kevin?
0:24:31 > 0:24:34He's gone out for a drink with your client slash admirer, Julie.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36I forgot she was coming!
0:24:36 > 0:24:39'Bue-nass-no-chez.'
0:24:40 > 0:24:45No, no. More Spanish! Buenos...
0:24:45 > 0:24:46Mum, you're contacting us too much,
0:24:46 > 0:24:51you're lonely, you need to do something about it.
0:24:51 > 0:24:56Thank God you said that, Caroline, love. I am a bit lonely.
0:24:56 > 0:25:01It's so quiet here. You can hear a pin drop in that plaza.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04You've seen one flamingo dancer, you've seen them all.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Bloody olive oil the whole time. I miss lard terribly.
0:25:10 > 0:25:15Oh, Mum! There's something really weird happening to the computer.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17It's like it's about to explode or something.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20We'll just keep talking until it ca...
0:25:23 > 0:25:26I'm actually just coming out of a bad relationship.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28- Oh, I'm sorry.- Yeah.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31You know it's bad when she opens the door to you and bursts into tears.
0:25:31 > 0:25:36But it's cool now, cos I'm... I'm a free man. I'm free.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39It's worked out really well, me and you being together like this.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43- Yeah!- Because I need you to tell me how to get into your brother's pants!
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Oh... Great(!)
0:25:46 > 0:25:49- ..My pants?!- God, what did I say?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51..Else's pants! Never mine!
0:25:54 > 0:25:55Oh, well. Never mind, eh?
0:25:59 > 0:26:00SONG: "Hearts On Fire"
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Oh, yeah!
0:26:14 > 0:26:19- Hello, son.- Dad.- I've just been round to Naimah's house.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Yeah, I kind of gathered that from the balloons.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- I wanted to tell her she's making a big mistake.- Thanks.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29You better get in. I'm worried the car's about to take off.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Come on home.
0:26:33 > 0:26:38- What about your mate? - I've dumped him.- Brilliant.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Hey, she's nice, though, isn't she?
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Naimah? She is, yeah.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46To be honest, I didn't really need these balloons back.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49You never know. You might find a girl you fancy on the way home.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52She can have them.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55- Am I clear on the left? - Yeah, you're fine.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03# Strong desire
0:27:03 > 0:27:08# Rages deep within... #
0:27:10 > 0:27:11MUSIC IS CUT OFF
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Just the man I'm looking for.
0:27:18 > 0:27:23- Why's that?- Erm... My upper body needs some work.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Wait, wait, wait, wait.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34SONG: "Wonderwall"
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Oh...
0:27:36 > 0:27:37Come here.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44I'm thinking of giving up this gym idea.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Are you sure? I promise I'll be more supportive.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50No, no. I just don't want to spoil something I enjoy.
0:27:50 > 0:27:54It's like when Dad tried to make his own little wine vineyard.
0:27:54 > 0:27:59- Remember?- Pinot Flingio. How could I forget?
0:27:59 > 0:28:03Yeah, the Chateauneuf du crap, we ended up calling it.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05- Come here.- What're you doing?
0:28:05 > 0:28:06Jogging.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09SONG CHANGES TO DANCE MUSIC
0:28:09 > 0:28:10I'll change the music.
0:28:12 > 0:28:16No, no, wait, wait. We'll just do it really fast!
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Yeee ha!
0:28:21 > 0:28:25# I know it's going to be all right
0:28:28 > 0:28:33# For ever, I'll be by your side
0:28:35 > 0:28:38# For everyone you love
0:28:38 > 0:28:42# For everyone you feel
0:28:42 > 0:28:45# I'm never giving up
0:28:45 > 0:28:48# Until the dream is real. #