0:00:16 > 0:00:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello and welcome to Insert Name Here,
0:00:27 > 0:00:30where we'll be discovering more than you thought possible about a group
0:00:30 > 0:00:34of people with just one thing in common - they all have the same name.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Joining me are six of my favourite people,
0:00:36 > 0:00:38each bearing their own unique moniker.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Please welcome Alice Roberts,
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Hugh Dennis and their team captain, Josh Widdicombe.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44And Lucy Porter, Omid Djalili
0:00:44 > 0:00:46and their captain, Richard Osman!
0:00:51 > 0:00:55And so, the all-important question, which name will be featured tonight?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Well, it's the one that is on everybody's lips,
0:00:57 > 0:01:00it's the name of our future king, the world's richest nerd
0:01:00 > 0:01:03and the name of my first pet rabbit.
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Tonight's name is William.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13So, tonight we'll be talking about Williams.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Just to be clear, that does include Wills, Bills, Billys,
0:01:16 > 0:01:20and your aim is to win as many of them as you can.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22At the end of the show, the team with the most Wills gets
0:01:22 > 0:01:25the privilege of naming the best William of all time.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Alice, do you know any Wills?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29I've been racking my brains about this
0:01:29 > 0:01:32and I'm sure that I'm going to say no and then I'll be inundated...
0:01:32 > 0:01:35You're going to get so many Willy texts after this!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37All from Richard!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40There was a man who I thought was called Bernie for a very long time,
0:01:40 > 0:01:43and it turned out he was actually called Bill,
0:01:43 > 0:01:45but I carried on calling him Bernie.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48I'd prefer to change my own name to Bernie...
0:01:48 > 0:01:51than have the awkwardness of trying to tell them
0:01:51 > 0:01:52they've got my name wrong.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54I agree with Jacob.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57I'm Mel, but I've been called Sue for the last 27 years!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Oh, I thought you were Paul Hollywood!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Do you know any, Richard? Are you familiar with any Williams, Billys?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Um, funnily enough, we did a round on Pointless which was
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Famous Williams, and always, on any board, there is
0:02:08 > 0:02:12always one very easy one, just so, you know, my mum can play.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13And, um...
0:02:13 > 0:02:16And the easiest one on this board was,
0:02:16 > 0:02:18"Which William wrote the play Othello?"
0:02:18 > 0:02:22And the person who answered, who, I might add, was a student,
0:02:22 > 0:02:25said, "Oh, I know this one, it is...
0:02:25 > 0:02:26"William Tell."
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Now it's time to pick a Will.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Our teams must choose a category and behind each category lurks
0:02:34 > 0:02:37a famous Will, which they have to win by answering a crunch question.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Josh, we're going to start off with you.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42What would you like out of this lot?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Um, shall we go Stratford Will?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- I quite like French Will, but... - Yeah?
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Well, let's go French Will, then.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54You know, it's a democracy, isn't it?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- What, France? - Yeah.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Well, at the time of recording!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- Um, we'll go French Will. - OK, you have chosen French Will.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08It's the first William, star of stage, screen and tapestry,
0:03:08 > 0:03:09William the Conqueror.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Let's have a look at his stats.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Now, we all know him as William the Conqueror,
0:03:25 > 0:03:27but what did his contemporaries call him?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30It'll just be William, because he hadn't conquered by that point.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32A lot of the kings, a lot of people from history,
0:03:32 > 0:03:34have spoiler alerts in their name, to be fair.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36If you were a kid, just starting to learn this, you'd go,
0:03:36 > 0:03:39"William the Conqueror? Well, I know how this ends!"
0:03:39 > 0:03:42It would be useful if they had had those names in their life,
0:03:42 > 0:03:44like, you met Vlad the Impaler and you went,
0:03:44 > 0:03:46"I'm not going to stick around with you for long..."
0:03:46 > 0:03:50For his Tinder profile! I'm going to leave that one...
0:03:50 > 0:03:55I think I've seen Vlad the Impaler on many a Tinder profile.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58What do you think? He's not the Conqueror, he's pre-Conqueror.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00I know, he was called William the Bastard.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03He was called William the Bastard, yes. Do you know why?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Because he was a bastard!
0:04:05 > 0:04:10That's another one I'd be tempted with on Tinder, William the Bastard.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12You're absolutely right, referred to as The Bastard.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Especially by King Philip of France, or as William called him,
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Philippe le Shitstirrer.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20William married the noble born Matilda of Flanders.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23At four foot two inches tall,
0:04:23 > 0:04:25she still holds the Guinness World Record
0:04:25 > 0:04:29for being England's smallest queen. Unless, of course, Lucy...
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Just wait until I marry Prince Harry!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Just to see, can I ask the two of you to stand up?
0:04:34 > 0:04:38I'll point out, before we do, I'm five foot ten.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I'm still... I'm still going!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Who needs Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Your husband is six foot five, right?
0:04:51 > 0:04:52He is, yeah, in the bedroom,
0:04:52 > 0:04:56it's like a ventriloquism act that's gone to a very dark place.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Do you know the first casualty of the Battle of Hastings?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05I reckon it was the bloke on the furthest left
0:05:05 > 0:05:07of the Bayeux Tapestry.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Of course,
0:05:10 > 0:05:13if the guy on the furthest left did the thing where he ran all the
0:05:13 > 0:05:16way round the back of the tapestry, he'd be furthest right as well.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17That's true!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19The first casualty of the Battle of Hastings
0:05:19 > 0:05:21was William's juggler, Taillefer.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- Who deserved it!- He did!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Basically, before the battle began,
0:05:25 > 0:05:28he rode to the front of the invading army and started singing...
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- On a unicycle. - # La-la-la! #
0:05:31 > 0:05:33He started singing a popular French ballad...
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Probably Je T'Aime or something in that.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Just immediately killed by the English.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41The English thought, "This is going to be easier than we thought!"
0:05:41 > 0:05:43There have been many replicas of the Bayeux Tapestry,
0:05:43 > 0:05:47but my favourite is by the Leek Embroidery Society, which made it
0:05:47 > 0:05:50in 1835, and which contains some uniquely Victorian touches.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53So, it's time now to play spot the difference.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Here is a detail from the Victorian version.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58And here is the original.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Oh, he's got a ginger beard in the one on the right.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Is that the juggler? Is that what he was juggling?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Any other differences?
0:06:12 > 0:06:15I'm worried that I'm the only one seeing it.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19And I'm going to say it and everyone else will go,
0:06:19 > 0:06:21"What the hell are you talking about?!"
0:06:21 > 0:06:24You might notice, the tree's a different colour...
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- JOSH:- Is that what you're calling it, a tree?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- RICHARD:- It appears to be
0:06:29 > 0:06:30a plum tree of some sort...
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Any other difference? Omid, can you see any other difference there?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38I think the one on the right has big, fat, hairy bollocks.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Omid wins the prize.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Unbelievable!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47So, this is the question for the Will.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50William died in 1087 after a fall from his horse.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52What happened to the body at the funeral?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54They set fire to it and it went up like a Christmas pudding.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- They didn't set fire to it... - It did explode, didn't it?
0:06:57 > 0:07:02- Someone's body exploded, was it his? - He did genuinely explode.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06The priests tried to stuff the obese William into a stone coffin,
0:07:06 > 0:07:11they pushed on his abdomen slightly too firmly, causing it to burst.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14According to the chronicler Vitalis, "The swollen bowels burst,"
0:07:14 > 0:07:18and an intolerable stench assailed the nostrils of bystanders
0:07:18 > 0:07:19and the whole crowd.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
0:07:21 > 0:07:24intestines to the far side of the church.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Well done, Richard, you win the Will, congratulations.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Thank you, thank you.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35And it's your turn, Richard, to pick a Will.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43We'll go for Singing Will.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Well, you've plumped for The Voice judge,
0:07:45 > 0:07:49entrepreneur and Black Eyed Peas founder William James Adams Jr.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50So, let's have a look at his stats.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07What's your favourite Black Eyed Peas track?
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- Did they do that "Tonight's going to be a- good night"...? Yeah, they did.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Because that is the bane of my bloody life!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Every really rubbish event...
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Like, I sort of host things sometimes, and you know...
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Every rubbish event!- Exactly!
0:08:21 > 0:08:24You're going to get a lot more of those now!
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Then you hear, "Tonight's going to be a good night..."
0:08:27 > 0:08:30And you think, I bet it's not.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32I wouldn't open with that.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34I like his name, will.i.am,
0:08:34 > 0:08:36because a lot of people get confused with my name,
0:08:36 > 0:08:40because Djalili is spelt D-J-A-L-I-L-I,
0:08:40 > 0:08:43and the first gig I did outside of London was in Preston,
0:08:43 > 0:08:46and they had, "Tonight, comedy from Omid
0:08:46 > 0:08:49"and music from DJ Alili."
0:08:50 > 0:08:53That's a true story! So, I love his name, it's a great name.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54What would your DJ name be, Richard?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56What do you mean, what WOULD it be?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59I was unaware that you were, you know,
0:08:59 > 0:09:01currently resident at the decks.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Yeah, no, I'm doing an album with Dre next year. I think that, um...
0:09:05 > 0:09:07I think, if we had the Notorious BIG,
0:09:07 > 0:09:10I might be Notorious TALL.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13You and I, we could be Biggie Smalls, Josh.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Oh, that would be lovely, wouldn't it?
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Yeah, because that ended well, didn't it, Biggie Smalls(?)
0:09:19 > 0:09:21OK, next question, on The Voice,
0:09:21 > 0:09:25will.i.am was caught doing something 16 times on one show, what was it?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Oh, it's... I know this. - Do you?- Yeah, he was...
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- It was when he was... Was he on The Voice...?- Yes!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32That's what she just said!
0:09:32 > 0:09:33That's what she said!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Oh, sorry!
0:09:36 > 0:09:37- RICHARD:- I went on to The Voice.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40My audition song was Don't Turn Around, by Aswad,
0:09:40 > 0:09:41which didn't work well...
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Was this on The Voice?
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Do you think you know the answer?
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Yeah, he was constantly texting, wasn't he, or checking his phone?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Yeah, he was, he was basically tweeting. There he is.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55He is a prolific tweeter.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02And the classic...
0:10:07 > 0:10:10And sometimes, people also tweet him:
0:10:15 > 0:10:16There he is.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22- Oh, wow!- That's basically Baddie Number Three from any Bond movie.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24That looks like real hair! Is that real hair?
0:10:24 > 0:10:28I worry that it might be, because the thing about baked goods,
0:10:28 > 0:10:31if you do a show around baked goods, people will just bring you them,
0:10:31 > 0:10:32unwrapped, anywhere,
0:10:32 > 0:10:35when you're going about your daily business, press them
0:10:35 > 0:10:38into your hand and just say, "My nan made you a Viennese whirl."
0:10:38 > 0:10:41This crumbling mass will just go in...
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Pressed quite deeply, no clingfilm, no wrap, nothing sanitised,
0:10:45 > 0:10:48and then they will take up their phone
0:10:48 > 0:10:50and want to video you eating it.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- No!- Now you've said that,
0:10:52 > 0:10:54at least no-one's going to do THAT any more, are they?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57We must have had some odd tweets, I reckon, Alice.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59I get into Twitter fights occasionally with creationists,
0:10:59 > 0:11:01that's my weakness, actually.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03My husband always goes, "Don't do it."
0:11:03 > 0:11:06And also, you always argue about how it started.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13And the argument never evolves!
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Never evolves.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17They can't use that, because my cup of tea was in the shot.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Sue, tell you what...
0:11:18 > 0:11:20And the argument never evolves!
0:11:22 > 0:11:26will.i.am has frequently helped innovate or design new products,
0:11:26 > 0:11:29although he doesn't call himself an innovator, what does he call himself?
0:11:29 > 0:11:33- Is he, like, an imagineer?- Imagineer is along the right lines, yes.
0:11:33 > 0:11:38- A dreamalyser.- Oh, that's good. - A visionorator.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41This sounds like we're picking our team name on The Apprentice!
0:11:43 > 0:11:46He actually calls himself a popthropologist.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48A popthropologist!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51You've been described, Alice, as an anatomist, an anthropologist
0:11:51 > 0:11:54and a paleopathologist. Would you add popthropologist to that?
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Yeah, definitely! Yeah.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59I did an interview with someone who called me a mumedian,
0:11:59 > 0:12:02because you know, like, they have mumpreneur?
0:12:02 > 0:12:05They said, "Oh, she's a mumedian," and I wanted to stab them to death.
0:12:05 > 0:12:10But I didn't, in case the papers called me a mumderer, obviously.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14"You have been accused of mumder..."
0:12:14 > 0:12:17What did will.i.am recently do for Prince Charles?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Did he play a song for him?
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Did he play a song TO him?
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Did he play a song TO him? For him?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26On him? Up him? Did he use him to play a song?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28What, just play him?
0:12:28 > 0:12:32- Strum him like a banjo?- I was thinking flute, ear as one of the...
0:12:34 > 0:12:37What, you think will.i.am played Prince Charles as a flute?
0:12:37 > 0:12:40If it's right, I reckon we should definitely get a point for that.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- Oh, yeah...- Is the correct answer! - Yes!- No, it isn't.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46I genuinely fell for that.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50He donated £500,000 to the Prince's Trust to help young people
0:12:50 > 0:12:52develop technology skills. Here he is with Charles,
0:12:52 > 0:12:56or Chazzee Rascal, as he likes to style himself.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58That looks like will.i.am's trip to Madame Tussaud's,
0:12:58 > 0:12:59that's all that is.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03- RICHARD:- It's either will.i.am's trip to Madame Tussaud's,
0:13:03 > 0:13:05or Prince Charles's trip to Madame Tussaud's.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08will.i.am has created many innovative products.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12What's unique about his i.am.plus Puls smartwatch?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14I think it just does what most of these things do, which is
0:13:14 > 0:13:17measure your heart rate and tell you how fit you are,
0:13:17 > 0:13:19but on the side, there's a little tiny cupboard,
0:13:19 > 0:13:21and if you open it, there is a brand-new selection
0:13:21 > 0:13:26of Duchy Originals biscuits that he's invented.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29The pulse watch can actually determine your emotion
0:13:29 > 0:13:32and mood, based on the tone of your voice.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33What is the point of that,
0:13:33 > 0:13:36given that you're wearing the watch yourself...
0:13:36 > 0:13:39and you're doing the talking?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41It's telling you what you already know,
0:13:41 > 0:13:43because you are the author of that emotion.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Exactly, you are the cross one
0:13:45 > 0:13:47and your watch is telling you you're cross.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50At a funeral, you go up to someone and say, "I'm really...
0:13:50 > 0:13:52"sad... to hear of your loss."
0:13:55 > 0:13:58That is pretty much the most pointless thing
0:13:58 > 0:13:59I've ever heard in my life, I think.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02And yet, you will be doing the voice-over.
0:14:02 > 0:14:07LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:14:07 > 0:14:10OK, it's time to play for the Will, now.
0:14:10 > 0:14:15will.i.am is the chief creative officer of a 3D printing company.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18What does he believe we will be able to print one day?
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Everything, it's the truth!
0:14:19 > 0:14:21- People, probably. - Is the right answer!
0:14:21 > 0:14:22Yeah, well done.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Will said...
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- Quite frankly, you win the Will, well done.- Thank you.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43So, the next one's between you. Josh, what would you like to go for?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46I'm going to go TV Legend Will.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47Have we got a cracker for you!
0:14:47 > 0:14:51It is final frontier busting actor William Shatner!
0:14:51 > 0:14:52CHEERING
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Hey! Let's have a look at his stats.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13The Urban Dictionary has cleverly defined the word to Shatnerize.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Does anyone know what that means, to Shatnerize?
0:15:16 > 0:15:17It's an optician's worst nightmare?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20LAUGHTER
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Oh, it's a bonus Willy here. It's a bonus Willy Wonka for that one.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28It's marvellous but it isn't right.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31The actual definition for Shatnerizing is to produce something
0:15:31 > 0:15:34so bad it's good.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35LAUGHTER
0:15:35 > 0:15:37That said, Shatner does have his many fans.
0:15:37 > 0:15:42In 2006 he sold a personal item for 25,000. What was it?
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Leonard Nimoy.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46It's a good price! Kidney?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Do you know what? I'm going to give you that,
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- cos it wasn't quite his kidney, but it was a kidney stone.- Oh!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53He began suffering unbearable backache, basically,
0:15:53 > 0:15:55while he was filming, dropped to his knees in pain.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Colleagues rushed to his aid, immediately ordered an acting coach.
0:15:59 > 0:16:00LAUGHTER
0:16:00 > 0:16:02He passed the stone and sold it for 25,000.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04GASPING
0:16:04 > 0:16:05Who's buying that?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07What would you use it as? Paperweight?
0:16:07 > 0:16:08Probably, yes.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11It's the human equivalent of a pearl though, isn't it?
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Well, now we know who bought it. - Would you wear...?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15LAUGHTER
0:16:15 > 0:16:17You do pass them through the...
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- the gentleman's excuse me, do you? - Well, not if you're a lady.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- Come on!- The lady's excuse me.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24I don't think you can do it by proxy.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Just before joining Star Trek, Shatner was in a horror film
0:16:28 > 0:16:30called Incubus in 1965.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32What was unusual about Incubus?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Was it about him passing a kidney stone?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Was it in a foreign language?
0:16:36 > 0:16:39It was in a foreign language. Anybody know what foreign language?
0:16:39 > 0:16:40- Latin.- Latvian.- No.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41- Aramaic.- Esperanto!- Esperanto!
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Yes. Here he is.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09I think the phrase we're looking for is multi-multi-shitey.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11LAUGHTER
0:17:11 > 0:17:12Do you reckon she couldn't speak it?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14So he just had to keep going.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15LAUGHTER
0:17:15 > 0:17:17I think the next line was,
0:17:17 > 0:17:19"I don't want your body," I just want your kidney stone.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21"I'll give you 25 grand!"
0:17:21 > 0:17:22LAUGHTER
0:17:22 > 0:17:25In 1966 Shatner joined the cast of Star Trek,
0:17:25 > 0:17:27the show that was to change his life.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Here he is in an early episode.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31LAUGHTER
0:17:31 > 0:17:33He's on planet Exo III,
0:17:33 > 0:17:36but quite frankly I don't know what planet the props department were on.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39I might have seen the tapestry version of that as well.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Star Trek is famous for its hilariously poor monsters,
0:17:42 > 0:17:45such as the Excalbian.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49And the Gorn!
0:17:49 > 0:17:54As in the phrase, "The production budget has all GORN!"
0:17:55 > 0:17:57The Gorn is responsible for the cruddiest fight scene
0:17:57 > 0:18:00ever shown on television. Let's have a look at it.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23APPLAUSE
0:18:23 > 0:18:27Imagine if you trained at RADA and that was your first job as an actor.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30That WAS Sue's first job, come on!
0:18:30 > 0:18:32That was my signature move.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Now it's time to play for the Will!
0:18:35 > 0:18:38This is Mike Myers from the horror film Halloween,
0:18:38 > 0:18:41but what is his connection to William Shatner?
0:18:41 > 0:18:42- Nephew, he's his nephew?- No.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43He played the Gorn.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45LAUGHTER
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Is that mask modelled on William Shatner's face?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Is the right answer!
0:18:50 > 0:18:51APPLAUSE
0:18:53 > 0:18:56That is an excellent, excellent, excellent answer.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57Indeed it is.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00It is only marginally less emotive than Shatner's real face.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03The movie budget was so small they used the cheapest mask
0:19:03 > 0:19:06they could find, which was the Shatner mask for 2.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09They painted it white, teased the hair and reshaped the eyeholes.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13It was a trick later employed by Barry Manilow 20 years later.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15LAUGHTER
0:19:15 > 0:19:20So, yes, that's absolutely right and so, for the Will, you get it.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Well done!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23APPLAUSE
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Time for our next round.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30As always, the Insert Name Here fruit machine is standing by,
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I'll spin the wheels to reveal three of my favourite Wills.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Our teams must match the fascinating fact to the extraordinary Will.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Let's spin.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41We've got bearded bat wielder, WG Grace.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Bearded comedian, Billy Connolly,
0:19:43 > 0:19:46and beardless mystic, William Blake.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49The question is, who used to sunbathe naked in his garden with his wife
0:19:49 > 0:19:52and recreate the story of Adam and Eve?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Recreate it how much... I mean up to what point?
0:19:54 > 0:19:55The snake and everything?
0:19:55 > 0:19:58They ate an apple and then they had to leave the garden
0:19:58 > 0:20:00and that was when it got really embarrassing for them.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04They don't go from start to, like, all the way through to the present day?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- Oh what, you mean they don't re-enact the history of time?- Yeah.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11- In real-time?- Yeah, they just wouldn't have time, Sue.- No.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13They wouldn't have time.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15One of the funniest moments of my life,
0:20:15 > 0:20:17I went to a nudist supermarket in Corsica once.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Don't go anywhere near the freezer section.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22It was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25At any point did you hear a disembodied voice saying,
0:20:25 > 0:20:27"Unexpected item in the bagging area?"
0:20:27 > 0:20:30LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:20:32 > 0:20:36- Billy Connolly's quite eccentric, isn't he?- Yeah.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38So I wouldn't put it past Billy Connolly.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41I think William Blake was quite eccentric as well.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45And so was WG Grace, so I've managed to not narrow it down at all.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49I don't know huge amount of Scots naturists.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Oh, yeah, too cold. - The climate is not conducive.
0:20:52 > 0:20:57But, doesn't he, he lives in California or something, doesn't he?
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- In fact, he's the only person who lives somewhere hot.- Oh!
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- I think it should be Billy Connolly, yeah.- So you think Billy Connolly.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05- What do you think, guys? - Are you going to go Blake?
0:21:05 > 0:21:07- I'd go Blake, yeah. - Then I'm going Blake.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- The right answer is William Blake. - Yeah! Well done.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:21:15 > 0:21:18According to biographer Alexander Gilchrist, Blake and his wife
0:21:18 > 0:21:21would lie naked in their garden and recite passages from Paradise Lost.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22Let's spin again.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25We've got billionaire geek Bill Gates,
0:21:25 > 0:21:27we've got super-cool actor Will Smith,
0:21:27 > 0:21:29and former Doctor Who sidekick, Billie Piper.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Which of these three can solve a Rubik's Cube in under a minute?
0:21:33 > 0:21:37You're meant to think it's Bill Gates cos he's the kind of nerd.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40You're meant to think it's Billie Piper, aren't you?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Cos she was on Doctor Who.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44So you're meant to think it's Will Smith as well.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47I think that the idea that it could be any of the three of them
0:21:47 > 0:21:49- is pretty much the point of the round.- Oh!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51I don't think it would be Bill Gates.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53It's not going to be Bill Gates.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Can any of you solve a Rubik's cube? - How long did he have?
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Well, the person did the Rubik's Cube...
0:21:58 > 0:21:59He or she, very good.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00- RICHARD:- Very good, Sue.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- They did it in under a minute. - How difficult can it be?
0:22:03 > 0:22:06- Right. - HUGH:- Have you got any spray paint?
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- My God, this is awful. - ALICE LAUGHS
0:22:09 > 0:22:12I mean, what were they doing in the '80s?!
0:22:12 > 0:22:15That's a... No, I don't like it. It freaks me out.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17That's cos we didn't have the internet back then.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18- No, I know. - That was our internet.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Let's just chuck it about. I think that's much more fun.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Omid, long way...
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- Woo! - AUDIENCE OOHS
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- Well done, Josh. - APPLAUSE
0:22:28 > 0:22:30One hand!
0:22:30 > 0:22:32- Ah... ALICE:- WG Grace...
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Oh!
0:22:33 > 0:22:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Confiscate it!
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- OMID:- This is so much fun!
0:22:41 > 0:22:43They've just said, "Stop it, Susan!"
0:22:44 > 0:22:47If my one-handed, left-handed catch doesn't make the edit,
0:22:47 > 0:22:49I'm walking for the rest of the series.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53- So who are you going to plump for? - Will Smith... Maybe?
0:22:53 > 0:22:56I don't know anything, really, about his private life.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58I'm not sure that counts as...
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Does that count as part of your private life?
0:23:00 > 0:23:01I don't know that it does.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03- I don't know. - I would go for Billie Piper.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- Yeah, I think it's Billie Piper. - So you're going for Billie Piper.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07Richard's team, what do you think?
0:23:07 > 0:23:10I think there's very few things that Will Smith can't do.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11You're saying Will Smith?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Boom, boom, shake the Rubik's Cube.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16- Yeah.- You are saying Will? - We'll say Will Smith.- Is...
0:23:16 > 0:23:18- the right answer!- Yes!
0:23:18 > 0:23:20APPLAUSE
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Here is a picture of him with a Rubik's cube.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Not conclusive proof, just a picture, of whether he completed it.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29But he did it on French TV
0:23:29 > 0:23:31in around about 55 seconds,
0:23:31 > 0:23:34which sounds impressive until you see this.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42- Whoa!- Wow!
0:23:42 > 0:23:45THEY ALL CHEER
0:23:45 > 0:23:46- Wow!- Yeah.
0:23:46 > 0:23:51That's when excitement is completely disproportionate to reality.
0:23:51 > 0:23:52APPLAUSE
0:23:52 > 0:23:54We're going to now spin again.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Now, we have got a creaking rocker, Bill Wyman,
0:23:57 > 0:24:00mature tennis sensation Billie Jean King,
0:24:00 > 0:24:02and ageing twanger Billy Bragg.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Which of these Bills has their own range of metal detectors?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08- It could... That's Billie Jean King, is it?- In the middle, yes.
0:24:08 > 0:24:13And that's something she's just dug up from a field in Sudbury.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15- It feels quite Bill Wyman-y to me. - It feels Wyman-y to me as well.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17- You think? - He's weird enough to do that.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- Let's go Bill Wyman. - You're going Bill Wyman?
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Josh's team, what will you go for?
0:24:21 > 0:24:22It's not going to be Billy Bragg,
0:24:22 > 0:24:24cos he wouldn't do a capitalist thing
0:24:24 > 0:24:26like launch his own range of metal detectors.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28I think that we should go Billie Jean King.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31- Billie Jean King.- You're going to go for Billie Jean King.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33The correct answer is...
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Bill Wyman! Well done.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37- Well done.- It just felt...
0:24:37 > 0:24:39It just felt...
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Bill says, "My Bill Wyman signature detector is..."
0:24:45 > 0:24:49Historically, of course, Bill went hunting for treasures half his age.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Well done indeed, Richard!
0:24:52 > 0:24:53APPLAUSE
0:24:55 > 0:24:59OK, everybody, time for the final round. Let's play Finish The Facts.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01I'm going to start by reading out a Will-based nugget,
0:25:01 > 0:25:04and you buzz in when you think you know how it ends.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07So, first up, bearded cricketer WG Grace.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11In 1866, WG Grace hit a double century at the Oval.
0:25:13 > 0:25:14BELL Alice?
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Getting naked with his wife
0:25:16 > 0:25:18and re-enacting Adam and Eve in their garden.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20You'd love that to be true, but, no, that's not right.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21BELL Hello?
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Well, I don't want to be a pedant, but...
0:25:24 > 0:25:25fielding.
0:25:27 > 0:25:28- HUGH:- Yeah.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30That's what you do when you're a cricketer.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32If he didn't do that, then he's a prick
0:25:32 > 0:25:34and he needs to think about his team-mates.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Let's see a little bit more.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38He celebrated that afternoon by...
0:25:40 > 0:25:41BELL
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Is he arrested for looking like a jihadi?
0:25:48 > 0:25:49Is not the right answer.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50BUZZER Lucy?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52He won a race.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56He did absolutely win a race, where he won the 440-yard hurdles.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00That is absolutely true.
0:26:00 > 0:26:01APPLAUSE
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Well done, you've won the Will. Well done, Lucy. There you go.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06APPLAUSE
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Next, it's snooker star Bill Werbeniuk.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15BELL Hugh?
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Finally worked out how to spell his own name?
0:26:18 > 0:26:20BUZZER
0:26:20 > 0:26:23He was a very, very, very famous drinker, Bill Werbeniuk.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25He actually drank 40 to 50 pints a day.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26No, he didn't!
0:26:26 > 0:26:29He couldn't play without drinking an enormous amount of booze.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- Absolutely right. - He shook all the time.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33- He said he shook, anyway. - He'd be dead, wouldn't he?!?
0:26:33 > 0:26:35- No.- Well, he is.- Well, currently...
0:26:35 > 0:26:36Oh, right.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40It was prophetic. Let's have a look, because you were right.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Let's carry on the sentence. He drank...
0:26:47 > 0:26:48BUZZER
0:26:48 > 0:26:52Is it, told Dennis Taylor he was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen?
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Well, he... All I will say is he didn't win.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56- BUZZER - Bought another round?
0:26:56 > 0:26:57I'm going to give you that.
0:26:57 > 0:27:02He consumed an entire bottle of Scotch to drown his sorrows.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04And the Will very much going to Richard. Well done.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07- Is he still alive?- No. - He died? Did he die?
0:27:07 > 0:27:0855, something like that.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11Next up, it is 19th century
0:27:11 > 0:27:15President of the Royal Geographical Society William Buckland.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20- BELL AND BUZZER TOGETHER Alice.- Everything.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22- Lucy?- At Nando's.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26You're getting there, Alice, definitely, yeah.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Basically taste every animal.
0:27:34 > 0:27:35BUZZER
0:27:35 > 0:27:37At Nando's.
0:27:38 > 0:27:39BELL
0:27:39 > 0:27:41William Shatner's kidney stone.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44I'm going to put you out of your misery.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46It's the heart of Louis XIV.
0:27:46 > 0:27:47- That's what I was going to say. - Grim.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50He was at a house where it was displayed as a relic.
0:27:50 > 0:27:51Just dived in. Um...
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Wasn't even a buffet, was it? Unbelievable.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59We've come to the end of the show and I can tell you that our winners
0:27:59 > 0:28:00with the most amount of Wills,
0:28:00 > 0:28:02it's Richard!
0:28:02 > 0:28:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:07 > 0:28:08Mwah!
0:28:08 > 0:28:12And now we come to the big question - who is the best Will of all time?
0:28:12 > 0:28:14What do you reckon? The best Will of all time?
0:28:14 > 0:28:17I really, really, really like, um...
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Bill Turnbull. From BBC Breakfast.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22- Yeah, very sweet.- And he's leaving BBC Breakfast this year as well.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24I think this will be fitting testament to him.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27Bill Turnbull is the best Will of all time!
0:28:27 > 0:28:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:29 > 0:28:31It pains me to give this away.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33We have a fabulous gift for our winners -
0:28:33 > 0:28:35this DVD of William Shatner's Incubus.
0:28:35 > 0:28:39APPLAUSE
0:28:39 > 0:28:41There you go, I will pass that along. Oh, I want that.
0:28:41 > 0:28:42My thanks to all of my guests,
0:28:42 > 0:28:45special thanks to all the Wills here, there and everywhere.
0:28:45 > 0:28:49And thanks to all of you at home for watching. In the meantime...
0:28:49 > 0:28:50ARGH!
0:28:50 > 0:28:52Goodnight!
0:28:52 > 0:28:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE