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0:00:20 > 0:00:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Hello, you, and welcome to Insert Name Here,

0:00:26 > 0:00:28the show where we discover surprising facts about people

0:00:28 > 0:00:31with just one thing in common - they've all got the same name.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Joining me are six of my favourite people,

0:00:33 > 0:00:35each responding to their own given name.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Please welcome James Acaster, Kate Williams

0:00:37 > 0:00:39and their team captain Josh Widdicombe.

0:00:39 > 0:00:40And on the other side, Ed Balls, Lauren Laverne

0:00:40 > 0:00:42and their captain Richard Osman.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45APPLAUSE

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Now...

0:00:49 > 0:00:52You are known for tweeting your own name quite a lot,

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Ed, aren't you?

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Yeah, well, to be honest, what can you say about my name?

0:00:55 > 0:00:57- I mean...- Well, hey, hey, hey.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59- Get the dossier out.- Just wait.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01We've got a whole evening ahead of us.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05So, did you know that there's an Ed Balls Day?

0:01:05 > 0:01:07I knew that, cos it's my birthday.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Ed Balls Day is my birthday.- Wow. - Is it really?- Yeah.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12- That's amazing.- Your birthday falls on Balls's big day?

0:01:12 > 0:01:14- It falls on Balls's big day. - That means...- Which is...

0:01:14 > 0:01:15You must know which day it is?

0:01:15 > 0:01:17I do. The 28th of April.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Correct.- But she's got actually something to celebrate on that day,

0:01:20 > 0:01:23your birthday, whereas I've got nothing to celebrate other than...

0:01:23 > 0:01:24The nation celebrates you.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26You don't celebrate on Ed Balls Day. We do it for you.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30I know. It's become a bit commercialised in recent years.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33And also it starts earlier every year.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35There's Ed Balls merchandise in the shops in late March.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Let's move to our all-important question -

0:01:39 > 0:01:40which name is featuring tonight?

0:01:40 > 0:01:43They could be Diamonds, Pavlovas, Summers or Wintours.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Tonight's name is Anne.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51So, we are going to be discussing Annes

0:01:51 > 0:01:53of all shapes and sizes and variations.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57That's Anna, Anita, Angela and maybe the occasional Angelina.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Along the way, our teams will demonstrate their knowledge

0:01:59 > 0:02:01to collect as many Annes as possible.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03At the end, the winning team will have the honour of deciding

0:02:03 > 0:02:06who's officially the greatest Anne of all time.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Richard, have you got any early thoughts as to who that might be?

0:02:08 > 0:02:09I think I'd have to choose...

0:02:09 > 0:02:12There's famously two Annes who have got puddings named after them.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16There's Anna Pavlova and Anneka Rice.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Josh, any ideas who your favourite might be?

0:02:24 > 0:02:25My mum, Ann Widdecombe.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Not THE Ann Widdecombe?

0:02:29 > 0:02:31No, of course she's not my mum.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Um... She's my wife.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39She's not. We're just lovers.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Lovers, but still with the same surname?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52I genuinely... I met Ann Widdecombe, and I walked in

0:02:52 > 0:02:56and her first words were, "I knew this day would come."

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Was she stroking a cat on a chair?

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Anyway, let's get on with the show.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05Time to pick an Anne, any Anne.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Behind each category lurks a famous Anne

0:03:07 > 0:03:11which our teams must then attempt to win. We've got...

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Richard's team, you're up first. What do you fancy out of that lot?

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- A scary Anne, I think.- You've picked columnist and TV presenter

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Anne Robinson.- Ooh, Anne Robinson! - AUDIENCE:- Ooooooh!

0:03:25 > 0:03:28- Let's release her stats.- Gosh.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44That's essentially your entire team in trouble.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48- I've got a good trivia question about The Weakest Link.- OK.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52Who was the winner of the first-ever Celebrity Weakest Link?

0:03:52 > 0:03:54- Was it you?- Nearly!

0:03:54 > 0:03:56- Sue.- No!- Was I the first one?

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Yeah, you were the first-ever winner.- Wow!

0:03:59 > 0:04:01I blocked that.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04- I blocked that.- Wow.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07So it goes to show I probably wasn't a very worthy winner.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09Do you want to unblock it

0:04:09 > 0:04:12by watching a clip that the producers have given me?

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- ED:- No... - KATE:- I do.

0:04:15 > 0:04:16AUDIENCE CHEER

0:04:21 > 0:04:23I'm very surprised to have won because I thought

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I was lucky to be in the final round.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27I think I picked up and I had some good rounds,

0:04:27 > 0:04:29but I let people down quite badly in the other rounds.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32I was very, very nervous, but I'm delighted to have won

0:04:32 > 0:04:35because I really wanted the charity that I support to get the money,

0:04:35 > 0:04:37so it's nice. It's nice that I won and I'm still here.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39I look a baby in that!

0:04:41 > 0:04:43- KATE:- What a victory.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45God!

0:04:45 > 0:04:48To give you a clue of the quality of people I beat

0:04:48 > 0:04:51on Celebrity Pointless, in the final I beat Su Pollard.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Did you?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Josh, as you well know, it's not called Celebrity Pointless.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- It's called Pointless Celebrities. - Oh, I'm sorry.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03So, what made Anne Robinson the happy-go-lucky shrinking violet

0:05:03 > 0:05:05we see today? She grew up in Liverpool,

0:05:05 > 0:05:07where her mum ran a highly successful poultry business.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09When she moved to London,

0:05:09 > 0:05:11what did her mother give her as a going-away present?

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Chicken.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16No. Poultry isn't relevant to the answer.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18A turkey.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23I think she was given a coat.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26- She was.- A fur coat. - She was given a mink coat.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Cos her mother got very rich

0:05:27 > 0:05:30being the biggest chicken dealer in the north.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34I don't think she was dealing chickens.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Chickens, chickens...

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Got any chickens? Have you got any chickens left? Please, I'm dying!

0:05:39 > 0:05:42You know, I had to come off chickens.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46I can't remember what they called the process but it was pretty hard.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Oh, dear. - So she got very rich...

0:05:50 > 0:05:52- Yes.- So she bought her a mink coat so she wouldn't get cold

0:05:52 > 0:05:55hanging around on doorsteps, and some kind of sports car?

0:05:55 > 0:05:58She did. She got a mink coat and a sports car,

0:05:58 > 0:06:01which reeks, to be honest, of a panic buy.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05Anne was the first female trainee to work for the Daily Mail,

0:06:05 > 0:06:08going on to marry the paper's deputy news editor.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10What did the Daily Mail give her when she got married?

0:06:10 > 0:06:13A mink coat and a sports car.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15She was given the sack.

0:06:15 > 0:06:16What, for getting married?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Yes - the Mail operated a strict no-spouses policy.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Working with your spouse not an issue for you, Ed?

0:06:22 > 0:06:25I mean, it must have been in the past quite strange to be working

0:06:25 > 0:06:27so closely with your partner.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29We were the first-ever married couple to be in the Cabinet

0:06:29 > 0:06:32at the same time, and there's not been one since.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Did you ever bring, like, domestic arguments?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Yvette would go, you know,

0:06:36 > 0:06:40"I think there's too much money being put into the war in Iraq."

0:06:40 > 0:06:42You'd lean across the table and go, "Yeah, you would think that,

0:06:42 > 0:06:45"but you don't put the marmalade away."

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Well, the problem was she goes in the shower

0:06:48 > 0:06:50and she would always leave wet towels on the floor,

0:06:50 > 0:06:53and would never put them back on the rail.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Oh, Yvette!- And I raised it in the Cabinet,

0:06:55 > 0:06:58and it got no support for action by them.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00- Oh!- Don't you think it's the worst thing?

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- It's when you hold...- No. - It's not the worst thing, is it?

0:07:03 > 0:07:05- It's not the worst thing. - Short of infidelity,

0:07:05 > 0:07:08the worst thing in a relationship is...

0:07:08 > 0:07:11No, Ed, it doesn't go infidelity, then leaving towels on the floor.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15- Well...- Does it?- I can tell you, year by year by year,

0:07:15 > 0:07:17it accumulates, and it becomes an issue.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19What if, Ed, you picked up a wet towel

0:07:19 > 0:07:22and there was a man underneath that she'd been shagging?

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Well, I would...

0:07:29 > 0:07:31- And this is a hypothetical. - That's a dilemma.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35During the making of a documentary in August 2017,

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Anne set up a Tinder profile.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40What did she say was her secret for attracting men?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- Winking?- Is it to do with winking, yeah?

0:07:42 > 0:07:46It's not to do with winking but it's to do with something you might wear.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49What way is it that you swipe if you like them?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Right. Swipe right, I think.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54That was a trap. We really wanted to find out if Ed Balls was on Tinder.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58I don't know what Tinder is.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Oh, you would...- Well, listen, mate, the nightmare you had on Twitter,

0:08:01 > 0:08:02stay away from Tinder.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Nowhere near it.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Don't do it.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- You don't know what Tinder is?- No.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15- It's a dating app. - I'm happily married.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Doesn't sound like it. - Until those towels get...

0:08:19 > 0:08:24So it's something that she wore that drew people in.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26- Wasn't it her red glasses? - Spectacles, yeah.

0:08:26 > 0:08:27It was her spectacles, yes.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29She said, "I've got one particular pair of glasses,

0:08:29 > 0:08:31"they're my red glasses, and I can pull in them."

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Here they are.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39- JAMES:- Where is she pulling people? At Hogwarts?

0:08:42 > 0:08:45All right, eyes down. Time to play for the Anne.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47I think we all agree the best thing about The Weakest Link

0:08:47 > 0:08:51isn't the host but the really awful, bad, wrong answers.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54So we're going to play a little game which I've snappily titled,

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Can You Give Me The Correct Wrong Answer To The Following Questions?

0:08:56 > 0:08:58AKA The Wrongest Link.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02Now, these are all genuine wrong answers from The Weakest Link.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04You are allowed to confer before giving your answer.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07If you're ready, we are going to play The Wrongest Link.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09WEAKEST LINK JINGLE

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Hello! Which...

0:09:11 > 0:09:14LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:09:17 > 0:09:18Very nice.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20It is so important to have a catchphrase.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25I forgot that The Weakest Link was hosted by Alan Partridge.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Erm... Richard, remember,

0:09:28 > 0:09:30you're looking for the wrong answer that they gave.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37The answer is of course Princess Anne.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- What did they say?- I wonder if it's something like

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Prince Naseem Hamed or something.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Or Queen Mum would have been, like, spectacularly wrong,

0:09:44 > 0:09:46cos she probably wasn't very sporty.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50- We're going to say Queen Mum. - All right. They said...

0:09:55 > 0:09:57- JOSH:- That is great!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01That is amazing.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Josh, this is yours.

0:10:07 > 0:10:08We know the answer's Ambition.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09What did they say?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- JAMES:- James Blonde.

0:10:14 > 0:10:15I think it's Blonde Hair.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Yeah? OK, they said...

0:10:21 > 0:10:23All right, listen, guys, no-one's got one right.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25This is the tie-breaker. OK?

0:10:25 > 0:10:26In science...

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- JOSH:- Bottoms.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34The answer, of course, the right answer is plants.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36They did say bottoms.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Oh, yeah!

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Go, Josh!

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Well done, Josh.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44You are the Wrongest Link.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45Goodbye.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52OK, Josh, your turn to pick an Anne.

0:10:52 > 0:10:53We've got...

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Can we go for T tragic Anne, please?

0:10:57 > 0:11:01You've picked Henry VIII's second wife, and the first to be beheaded,

0:11:01 > 0:11:02Anne Boleyn.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Let's have a look at her stats.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19Most of what we know about Anne

0:11:19 > 0:11:21is wild propaganda written 50 years after her death

0:11:21 > 0:11:23by a Jesuit called Nicholas Sander.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Blaming Anne for her husband's rejection of Catholicism,

0:11:26 > 0:11:28he painted her as a monster.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30What did he say about her appearance?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Too much...

0:11:32 > 0:11:34of a head.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37She was meant to be really beautiful, wasn't she, Anne Boleyn?

0:11:37 > 0:11:40She was meant to be. He wasn't very flattering.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42- Do you know about this, Kate? - He was very unflattering.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44So a lot of them said she had beautiful eyes,

0:11:44 > 0:11:47but he said that she was very ugly.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50She looked like her skin had got jaundice,

0:11:50 > 0:11:53and he also said that she had a great big wart on her neck

0:11:53 > 0:11:54that she covered up.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Lots of the Protestants called him Nicholas Slander

0:11:57 > 0:11:59because he kept coming up with all these libels.

0:11:59 > 0:12:00Oh, that's... Yeah.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Anne was born around 1501 to the Boleyn family

0:12:03 > 0:12:06and lived in the home Blickling Hall in Norfolk.

0:12:06 > 0:12:07It was rebuilt in the 17th century.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Now it looks like this.

0:12:09 > 0:12:13What poll did Blickling Hall top in 2007?

0:12:13 > 0:12:14Voted most what?

0:12:14 > 0:12:16- LAUREN:- Sexiest chimneys?

0:12:18 > 0:12:20- Most haunted?- Yes, it was.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23It was voted the most haunted house in Britain.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Yeah.- Oh, yeah, you can see those little ghosts in front of it.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Just standing around in the gravel.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34Yes, they say that on the anniversary of execution,

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Anne Boleyn's ghost, carrying her head beneath her arm,

0:12:36 > 0:12:38arrives at Blickling Hall

0:12:38 > 0:12:41in a carriage driven by a headless coachman,

0:12:41 > 0:12:43which is what happens when you book an Uber.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45If I had been beheaded,

0:12:45 > 0:12:48the last thing I want is a coachman who's also been beheaded,

0:12:48 > 0:12:51cos I just think that would make you feel so self-conscious.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Also, he'd definitely see it as an excuse

0:12:53 > 0:12:55to really get a conversation going, wouldn't he?

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Yeah. "Sorry, I've seen you...

0:12:58 > 0:13:00"I know you're probably reading.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03"I see you don't have a head. I don't have a head either.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05"How did you lose yours?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08"Do you mind... Sorry, do you mind if I listen to Talksport?"

0:13:08 > 0:13:10He's great for his blind spot.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11Check your blind spot.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Has anyone seen a ghost?

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Has anyone had any ghostly paranormal activity happen?

0:13:16 > 0:13:20- No.- I did see a ghost coming home from Brownies once.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21- Of course you did.- Sorry,

0:13:21 > 0:13:24- were you coming home from Brownies, or was the ghost?- I was!

0:13:26 > 0:13:29"Just got my dead badge.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31"I'm fully dead now."

0:13:33 > 0:13:35- You must have played at the Lancaster Grand Theatre?- Yes, yeah.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Which is haunted.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39I played that. Do you know what happened?

0:13:39 > 0:13:41- What happened? - WHISPERS:- Nothing.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45But, to be fair, that often happens when you play gigs.

0:13:51 > 0:13:55In April 1536, keen to ditch Anne Boleyn and marry Jane Seymour,

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Henry had his wife arrested on trumped-up charges

0:13:57 > 0:13:59of adultery, incest and treason.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02What did he do a week before the trial?

0:14:02 > 0:14:03Do you know this, Kate?

0:14:03 > 0:14:07He hired this wonderful swordsman so that Anne could die quickly.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Well, he did. He hired an expert swordsman from France,

0:14:10 > 0:14:12known as the Sword of Calais.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15It's just another thing we won't be able to do after Brexit.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17All right, heads down and stick your necks out.

0:14:17 > 0:14:18Let's play for the Anne.

0:14:18 > 0:14:22What was Anne Boleyn doing when Henry VIII had her arrested?

0:14:22 > 0:14:23Wearing a hoodie in a town centre.

0:14:26 > 0:14:27- Was she hiding?- Watching tennis?

0:14:27 > 0:14:31No... She was. She was watching a tennis match, hence her final words,

0:14:31 > 0:14:32"Come on, Tim!"

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Not necessarily verified.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38- She was gambling, wasn't she, on a tennis match?- She was.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42Henry, then, when she was executed, he wasn't watching.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44He was playing tennis.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47- No!- And so that's why he married Jane Seymour so quickly afterwards.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49- What's going on up there? - And she died, didn't she?

0:14:49 > 0:14:51- She did.- What is it, divorced...?

0:14:51 > 0:14:52- Beheaded.- Died.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55- Died, divorced, beheaded, survived. - I've got a rhyme.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57I remember my ex-girlfriends.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00It's dumped me, dumped me, dumped me, dumped me, dumped me, dumped me.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Catchy.

0:15:05 > 0:15:06Congratulations, Josh's team.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08You get the Anne. Well done.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14OK, your turn, Richard. Pick an Anne. We've got...

0:15:16 > 0:15:18We'll go for Princess Anne, please, Sue.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20All right, Princess Anne.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23You have selected Princess Royal, Princess Anne.

0:15:23 > 0:15:24Let's have a look at those stats.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Anne's status has varied over the years.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42When she was born, she was third in line to the throne,

0:15:42 > 0:15:44becoming second when her mum became Queen.

0:15:44 > 0:15:48Now 12th and in danger of dropping, I'm afraid, into the Championship.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51What was specifically set up for Princess Anne

0:15:51 > 0:15:54- when she was just eight years old? - Just everything.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56It's really sweet. I'll give you a clue.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57Her entire life.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59It was a way of her making friends.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Oh, Facebook!

0:16:03 > 0:16:05What would you do when you were eight?

0:16:05 > 0:16:08- What sort of things would you be involved in?- Scalextric?- No.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Oh, Brownies.- Brownies.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12- There she is.- They set up Brownies?

0:16:12 > 0:16:16They set up the first Buckingham Palace company of the Girl Guides.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18She would say, "I promise I will always do my best

0:16:18 > 0:16:20"to do my duty to God, and to my mum."

0:16:22 > 0:16:25What milestone did she achieve in 1976?

0:16:25 > 0:16:27First-ever member of the Royal family to be

0:16:27 > 0:16:31- BBC Sports Personality of the Year? - Very close.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34- It's sporting-related. - First Olympic gold medallist.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36She was the first member of the Royal family

0:16:36 > 0:16:37to compete in the Olympic Games.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40She took part in the eventing competition

0:16:40 > 0:16:41in the Montreal Olympics.

0:16:41 > 0:16:45She rode the Queen's horse Goodwill and finished 24th out of 30.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Her love of horses, legendary.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Speaking of his daughter, Prince Philip once said...

0:16:54 > 0:16:55Royals have always loved horses.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57They've always been of the equestrian bent, Kate?

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Always. The Queen, a keen horse rider.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Still in her 90s riding a horse.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06But I think the greatest horse-lover was Caligula,

0:17:06 > 0:17:09who adored his horse so much that he gave it a special house

0:17:09 > 0:17:12made out of marble, an ivory manger,

0:17:12 > 0:17:15and pretty much made it a political adviser,

0:17:15 > 0:17:20like a SPAD, and was going to make it consul before it died.

0:17:20 > 0:17:24So his horse got higher up the political ladder than Ed Balls?

0:17:26 > 0:17:31Was it one of the ones that could do a one for yes, two for no?

0:17:31 > 0:17:34In the 1970s, Princess Anne became something of a hipster chick.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Here she is.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38I'm not sure which airline she's working for there.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Hello! March '74.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43What happened to her on the way back from a charity event?

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Didn't she almost get taken hostage?

0:17:46 > 0:17:49- She did.- By... And she got held up at gunpoint

0:17:49 > 0:17:51by a guy who jumped out

0:17:51 > 0:17:54and threatened the security people and tried to take her hostage.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56- That's absolutely right, yes. - On the Mall, wasn't it?

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Yeah. She was the victim of a kidnap attempt.

0:17:58 > 0:18:02Her Rolls-Royce was forced to stop by a white Ford Escort

0:18:02 > 0:18:05driven by a labourer called Ian Ball.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08- The would-be kidnapper began to... - Unrelated.- Hold on a minute.- Yeah.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Unrelated. He only had one.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14The would-be kidnapper began firing a pistol,

0:18:14 > 0:18:16injuring Anne's bodyguard and her chauffeur

0:18:16 > 0:18:17before approaching the car.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19What did she say to the kidnapper?

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Was it literally something like, "Oh, piss off," something like that?

0:18:22 > 0:18:25- Along those lines. Do you know the answer to this?- Not bloody likely.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27"Not bloody likely," she said.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Eventually, a passing member of the public,

0:18:29 > 0:18:30a former boxer named Ron Russell,

0:18:30 > 0:18:33punched Ball in the back of the head and helped her escape.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35- It's extraordinary.- This is like...

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Why hasn't Guy Ritchie made this into a film?!

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Interestingly, the kidnapper was planning to demand

0:18:41 > 0:18:42£2 million of ransom,

0:18:42 > 0:18:45which he was going to give to the National Health Service.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Nowadays we just write that on the side of a bus.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52She's clocked up loads of firsts in her time, Princess Anne.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54She was the first member of the Royal family

0:18:54 > 0:18:57since Charles I to do what?

0:18:57 > 0:18:59She was on A Question Of Sport, wasn't she?

0:18:59 > 0:19:02I don't think Charles I was, no.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05She was the first since Charles I to get a criminal record.

0:19:05 > 0:19:09- Really?- She appeared before in Berkshire Magistrates' Court

0:19:09 > 0:19:12in 2002. Do you know this story, Kate?

0:19:12 > 0:19:16Dottie the terrier did bite two children in the park,

0:19:16 > 0:19:17in Windsor Great Park,

0:19:17 > 0:19:20and she was told that Dottie needed to have obedience training.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23It's not the fairest courtroom drawing, is it?

0:19:23 > 0:19:26It looks like Sandi Toksvig's taking down the details.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30It looks like Princess Anne's wearing a gumshield.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Anyone here got in trouble with the law?

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Has anyone got a criminal conviction for anything?

0:19:36 > 0:19:38I saw a policeman once. I thought it was really exciting.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41He was hiding behind a tree like that and looking around,

0:19:41 > 0:19:43and I was like, "Oh, man, there's a robber

0:19:43 > 0:19:45"around somewhere or something."

0:19:45 > 0:19:46And then I looked and what it was,

0:19:46 > 0:19:49there was just another policeman walking down

0:19:49 > 0:19:51and he was waiting to jump out on him for a laugh.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54It was his mate. And when his...

0:19:54 > 0:19:57When his mate saw him, he just got the radio and went,

0:19:57 > 0:19:58"I can see you, John."

0:20:01 > 0:20:05- Like that.- It's time to crank it up as we play for the Anne.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Princess Anne has a rather unusual hobby.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Does anybody know what it is?

0:20:08 > 0:20:10- Does she collect something? - It's more of a hobby.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12She likes to visit things.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Oh, is she doing the thing where she's trying to visit

0:20:14 > 0:20:16every single Greggs in Britain?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19I've almost succeeded in doing that.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21She likes particular buildings.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Does anybody know what buildings?

0:20:23 > 0:20:26- Leisure centres.- Not leisure centres.- Lighthouses?- HMV.

0:20:26 > 0:20:27Lighthouses it is.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31Yes. She is a pharologist.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33She is a lighthouse enthusiast.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36- Oh, wow.- In fact, she's the patron of the Northern Lighthouse Board

0:20:36 > 0:20:40and is on a mission to visit every one of the 209 lighthouses

0:20:40 > 0:20:41dotted around the Scottish coast.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44We think she's about halfway through visiting the 209 that exist.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48- It's only...- It's impossible to be halfway through visiting 209.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Unless as we speak she's halfway up one of them.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Well done, Josh's team, cos you win the Anne.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Time now to fire up our Anne-flavoured fruit machine.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Each time I spin, up are going to pop three of my favourite Annes.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09You must match the extraordinary fact to the extraordinary Anne,

0:21:09 > 0:21:11and it's also a chance to unearth more candidates

0:21:11 > 0:21:13for the greatest Anne of all time.

0:21:13 > 0:21:18So let's spin. We've got glamour model Anna Nicole Smith,

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Radio 1 DJ Annie Nightingale,

0:21:20 > 0:21:23and Hollywood actress Anne Hathaway.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27The question is, which Anne claimed she'd had sex with a ghost?

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Whichever one was in the Brownies.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35- So...- Well, Anna Nicole did have that very old husband.

0:21:35 > 0:21:36Yeah, but I don't think,

0:21:36 > 0:21:38- that would be... - He wasn't dead, though. Was he?

0:21:38 > 0:21:39But he might be near...

0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Which is almost...- That wasn't how she announced he'd died.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45- RICHARD:- Yeah, to his children.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47"I have some bad news, I just had sex with a ghost."

0:21:47 > 0:21:49"He was not a ghost when we started."

0:21:50 > 0:21:52We haven't discussed Anne Hathaway.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55That doesn't sound like the kind of thing she'd say, does it?

0:21:55 > 0:21:58But then maybe that's why she's there. Maybe it is her.

0:21:58 > 0:21:59- Trick question? - And they've put two people

0:21:59 > 0:22:01who are more eccentric there and it's like,

0:22:01 > 0:22:04- we're not going to think it's her. - Maybe she had sex with Shakespeare.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Oh!

0:22:06 > 0:22:08You've got the wrong Anne Hathaway.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10This is a highbrow reference, isn't it?

0:22:10 > 0:22:12- I'm going to believe that. - You think Shakespeare

0:22:12 > 0:22:15came back thinking that Anne Hathaway was HIS Anne Hathaway?

0:22:15 > 0:22:16Looked her up.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18And this Anne Hathaway thought,

0:22:18 > 0:22:20"Well, in for a penny, in for a pound."

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Who do you feel moved to pick?

0:22:22 > 0:22:23I think it's...

0:22:23 > 0:22:25I would be annoyed if I didn't go with Anna Nicole Smith,

0:22:25 > 0:22:26and it was Anna Nicole Smith,

0:22:26 > 0:22:28because it's surely Anna Nicole Smith.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30All right, so Richard's team.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32You must know Annie Nightingale.

0:22:32 > 0:22:33I've met Annie Nightingale.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35What a legend. She...

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Let me tell you, she has some fabulous stories.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40- Oh, she's brilliant.- But I can't think that that was one of them.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Cos I did a Q and A with her about...

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Imagine if that had been your opening question.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Annie, great to speak to you. Long career.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Have you had sex with a ghost?

0:22:51 > 0:22:54I call her Hathers. Shall we go for Hathers?

0:22:54 > 0:22:56- Let's go for Hathers. - We will go for Hathers, please.

0:22:56 > 0:22:57- I think it is her.- The answer is...

0:22:57 > 0:23:00It's Anna Nicole Smith.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Yes, Anna Nicole Smith. Apparently a ghost would visit

0:23:02 > 0:23:06her Texas apartment, crawl up her leg and have sex with her.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08The thing about having sex with ghosts is when

0:23:08 > 0:23:11they leave ectoplasm-covered towels on the floor.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12That's how you know.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16- That's the advantage of a ghost - no need for towels.- No towels.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19They're already wearing sheets.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Josh, you win the Anne.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30So, here are your next three.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33We've got German Chancellor Angela Merkel,

0:23:33 > 0:23:36the Russian tennis ace Anna Kournikova

0:23:36 > 0:23:38and the Scottish chanteuse Annie Lennox.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42So, which of these used to live in a squat?

0:23:42 > 0:23:45- Richard's team.- Well, look. When Annie Lennox came to London,

0:23:45 > 0:23:46she definitely was penniless.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48She was a waitress when she met Dave Stewart?

0:23:48 > 0:23:50- Mm-hmm.- And they formed The Tourists.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52So, you know, it wouldn't be...

0:23:52 > 0:23:55That would have been the, you know, the '70s punk scene.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Pretty much everybody would have lived in...

0:23:57 > 0:23:59It's obvious, but maybe that makes it right.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01- Shall we say Annie Lennox?- Yeah.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04- She was in London at that sort of time, wasn't she?- All right, OK.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07So my initial thought is Anna Kournikova, cos I think she...

0:24:07 > 0:24:09It often is, to be fair, Josh.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11I think, trick question,

0:24:11 > 0:24:14it's all three of them at once and it was a sitcom.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Which is the most unlikely?

0:24:17 > 0:24:18- Well, Merkel.- Yeah, Merkel.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21- Yeah, let's go Merkel. - All right, OK.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24Let's see who the correct answer is.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Angela Merkel. Well done, Josh's team.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34During her 20s, Angela lived illegally in an apartment

0:24:34 > 0:24:37in what was then communist East Berlin.

0:24:37 > 0:24:38Ed, talking of living in a squat,

0:24:38 > 0:24:42what's the most rebellious thing you've ever done, you rogue?

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Gosh. I think actually the most rebellious thing

0:24:45 > 0:24:49was during a massive hurricane storm on the east coast of America,

0:24:49 > 0:24:52when we were supposed to be travelling from New York

0:24:52 > 0:24:53down to Washington.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56I was at the Treasury at the time with Gordon Brown,

0:24:56 > 0:24:59and it became a massively long journey,

0:24:59 > 0:25:01and about seven hours into this journey,

0:25:01 > 0:25:03because the weather was so bad,

0:25:03 > 0:25:05we stopped in Baltimore and got off the train,

0:25:05 > 0:25:07or at least I got off the train with his private secretary,

0:25:07 > 0:25:12and then they suddenly called for the train to depart again,

0:25:12 > 0:25:16and we didn't move fast enough to get back on the train.

0:25:16 > 0:25:17You're saying you got off a train

0:25:17 > 0:25:20to avoid spending seven hours with Gordon Brown?

0:25:27 > 0:25:30It is... It's pretty much exactly what the British electorate did

0:25:30 > 0:25:32soon afterwards, isn't it?

0:25:34 > 0:25:37So, congratulations, Josh's team, you win the Angela.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Right, everybody, let's play Finish The Facts.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46I'm going to start out by reading out an Anne-based gem,

0:25:46 > 0:25:48and you buzz in when you think you know how it ends.

0:25:48 > 0:25:52First up we've got American teacher Annie Edson Taylor.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Did she go over the Wayne Rooney age threshold?

0:26:05 > 0:26:07The rainbow?

0:26:07 > 0:26:11She actually went over Niagara Falls in a barrel and became...

0:26:11 > 0:26:13- BELL RINGS - Dead.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16BUZZER BUZZES

0:26:16 > 0:26:19The first person ever to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel?

0:26:21 > 0:26:24You said that she died. She didn't die, she actually...

0:26:24 > 0:26:27- Lived.- She survived the trip, yes.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30She was the first person to survive the trip.

0:26:30 > 0:26:31Yeah. Here she is.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34It was a very tense occasion, as the barrel floated towards the edge,

0:26:34 > 0:26:38broken only by the sound of urgent thumping and the frantic shouts of,

0:26:38 > 0:26:40"I've changed my mind!"

0:26:41 > 0:26:44Well done, though, Josh. You win the Anne.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52Next up it's Tory grandee, Josh's favourite Anne and Josh's lover,

0:26:52 > 0:26:55- Ann Widdecombe.- Oh, God.

0:26:59 > 0:27:00Ed Balls.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Oh, was it a detective that investigates the curse of Strictly?

0:27:08 > 0:27:11So basically it was inspired by her time on Strictly Come Dancing,

0:27:11 > 0:27:13which featured a...

0:27:14 > 0:27:19Was it a jury that marked the guilt out of ten?

0:27:19 > 0:27:20You're on the right lines.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Is it a dancing detective or something?

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Yes, a dancing amateur detective called...

0:27:27 > 0:27:30At least change the first name.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33- It's called The Dancing Detective. Self-published.- Oh, wow.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35And if you want to know who committed the crime,

0:27:35 > 0:27:38it was Ann Widdecombe in her study with a typewriter.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Well done, Josh. You win the Anne.

0:27:46 > 0:27:47And so we've come to the end of the show,

0:27:47 > 0:27:50and I can tell you that tonight's winners with the most Annes,

0:27:50 > 0:27:51Josh's team.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58OK, a big moment, Josh.

0:27:58 > 0:28:01Who are you going to name as the greatest Anne of all time?

0:28:01 > 0:28:04I'm going to go with Anne Boleyn.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06Cracking choice. Let's put Anne Boleyn on the Insert Name Here

0:28:06 > 0:28:08Hall Of Fame. Up she goes.

0:28:08 > 0:28:13I hereby declare that Anne Boleyn is the best Anne of all time.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20Congratulations to Josh's team.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22My thanks to all of my guests.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24Special thanks to all the Annes here, there and everywhere,

0:28:24 > 0:28:26including my darling mum,

0:28:26 > 0:28:29and thanks most of all to you all at home for watching. Goodnight.

0:28:29 > 0:28:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE