0:00:09 > 0:00:11Part one, take one.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14In five, four, three...
0:00:19 > 0:00:22WIND WHISTLES
0:00:22 > 0:00:24FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYS
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Please come, it's warm inside.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45I have already made a fire for you.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Oh! That's better.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Toby, be a dear and shut the door,
0:00:52 > 0:00:54otherwise we'll all catch our deaths.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59What a gloomy thought, catch our deaths.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Yes, Mummy, we're here for a two-week holiday, let's keep things jolly, eh?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06I shouldn't worry about it, it's only a saying.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Though it is rather dim in here.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Here, let me.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Oh!- It looks bigger than it did in the brochure.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Well, better that than the other way round.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Do you remember that awful hotel we stayed in in Greece?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23It wasn't so bad, I rather liked it,
0:01:23 > 0:01:26though as I recall the local tipple was fairly wretched.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28THEY GIGGLE
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Do you remember it, Cathy?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32No, I wasn't married to Julian then,
0:01:32 > 0:01:36it must have been when Elizabeth was still alive.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39How are you feeling, darling?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42That pilot gave us one hell of a bumpy landing.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46- Fine. I'm fine.- Well, no skiing for you, not in your condition.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49We'll have the slopes all to ourselves, won't we, Toby?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51I'm not sure I want to ski.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Boring.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Toby, your father went to a lot of trouble to book this holiday,
0:01:57 > 0:01:59you really ought not to be so ungrateful.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01You spoil him, Cathy.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04All these treats and indulgences.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07You're getting him used to having his own way.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- There, I've said it. - Please, Mummy, let's not argue,
0:02:10 > 0:02:12we've only just arrived.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Here, some refreshment for you.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19This is gluhwein, traditional Austrian drink.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Oh, good, I'm parched.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Lovely. Danke schoen.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Sorry, no wine for you, darling.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32It's fine, I'm not thirsty, anyway.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35We need rest and plenty of it. Doctor's orders, remember?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38I will, I'll have plenty of rest and do nothing at all.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- Well, there's a surprise. - It's perfect.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45- Absolutely perfect.- You're not too angry I invited Mummy?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48It's your money, darling, I can't tell you how to spend it.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Eurgh!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Toby? What is it?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Horrible picture.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Good grief, the Devil of Christmas.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02What's all this about, then, Claus?
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Krampus. This is a local legend.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11DIRECTOR: 'Oh, I just want to point out a continuity error,
0:03:11 > 0:03:13can we whizz it back?
0:03:13 > 0:03:17- 'OK.- It's just occurred to me now, seeing the Krampus picture,
0:03:17 > 0:03:21'but if you look by the front door as they all troop in,
0:03:21 > 0:03:23'there it is again, see?
0:03:23 > 0:03:28'Oh, yeah. Sorry, could you just introduce yourself so people know who you are?'
0:03:28 > 0:03:32'Oh, yes, I'm Dennis Fulcher, and I was the director of this piece.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36'Now, see, what happened was we started filming when we noticed
0:03:36 > 0:03:38'up in the gallery that the painting
0:03:38 > 0:03:41'had been set in the wrong place by the bloody art department.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45'Luckily, it was a long scene so I sent a stagehand down to move it.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47'See? There it is.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50'And, as Celia crosses over, it's gone.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52'Oh, yeah, I never noticed.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54'No, people don't.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56'Meanwhile, the stagehand is creeping round
0:03:56 > 0:03:59'to rehang it above the fireplace.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02'You can see here that the little boy was a bit distracted.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04'Look at the way he's looking.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07'But, otherwise, I think we got away with it.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09'And this was all filmed in one day?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11'Yes, one day. Three cameras.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14'Unless someone bumps into the furniture you would just carry on.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17'They film Doctors in much the same way even now.'
0:04:17 > 0:04:20..must have been when Elizabeth was still alive.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22How are you feeling, darling?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24'The whole pregnancy thing was my idea.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27'I thought it would tee up the ending.
0:04:27 > 0:04:32'If you sense there was something INSIDE Cathy making it more poignant
0:04:32 > 0:04:33'in a way.'
0:04:33 > 0:04:36I'm not sure I want to ski.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Boring.- Toby, your father went to a lot of trouble to book this holiday.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43You really ought not to be so ungrateful.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47'Nancy there, looking for her mark, her eyes were going by this stage.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49'Bless her.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- 'Nancy?- Nancy Mason, dead now, of course.'
0:04:51 > 0:04:53..Let's not argue.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55We've only just arrived.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Here, some refreshment for you.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02'Oh, look at that, three glasses of watered-down Ribena.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04'Terrible!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06'I very nearly didn't do this film.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10'But there was so little work around I felt I couldn't say no.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13'The week before I'd had a meeting about Worzel Gummidge,
0:05:13 > 0:05:18'but Pertwee had his favourites, I knew that from Who.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20'Can we spin it on a bit?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22'Say when.'
0:05:23 > 0:05:25'There. You see?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28'It's finally in the right place.'
0:05:28 > 0:05:32The 6th of December is Saint Nicholas Day.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37Saint Nicholas brings treats for the good boys and girls, but...
0:05:37 > 0:05:39'Ralph Cosgrove, lovely actor,
0:05:39 > 0:05:44'always thought he had a Prospero in him, but I don't think he ever pursued it.'
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Here he is, in the clutch of the Krampus,
0:05:48 > 0:05:50even the most unholy child
0:05:50 > 0:05:54will promise to turn from his wicked ways.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56We had a nanny rather like that.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Oh, Julian, don't exaggerate.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02So, he is the dark side of Santa Claus, a sort of Jekyll & Hyde?
0:06:02 > 0:06:06The Krampus walks the streets for three nights.
0:06:06 > 0:06:11If you hear the cowbells you will know he is close by.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15On the first night, if you have been bad,
0:06:15 > 0:06:18you will find a switch in your shoe.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Like a light switch?
0:06:19 > 0:06:23No, Toby, a switch is a rod or a twig used for whipping horses.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Or naughty little boys.
0:06:25 > 0:06:30It is a warning to mend your manners. On the second night,
0:06:30 > 0:06:35if you're still bad, the Krampus will leave his mark upon you.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37You will wake up with scratches
0:06:37 > 0:06:41where he has visited you in the night.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45And on the third night, my God,
0:06:45 > 0:06:48if you're still not mended,
0:06:48 > 0:06:50he will come for you.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53'It goes on a bit, this speech.'
0:06:53 > 0:06:59..stuffed into his sack and put down into the flames of hell.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Typical Friday night in Berkhamsted, hey, Mummy?
0:07:02 > 0:07:06- Oh!- His eyes, something about his eyes,
0:07:06 > 0:07:08like he knows something.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Everything.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12FIRE CRACKLES
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Oh!- Well, I think we'll stick with good old Father Christmas
0:07:16 > 0:07:18if it's all the same with you, Klaus.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Now, come on, everybody, let's go and unpack.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Come on, darling.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41If I shall die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Amen.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Good boy, Toby.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Sleep well.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48I'm not tired.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Try and rest. You need your energy for all that skiing tomorrow.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Toby, what's this?
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- What?- Your boots.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01What are they doing out there?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03I left them out for Krampus.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05What?
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Klaus said if you have been a good boy Saint Nicholas will come
0:08:08 > 0:08:12and leave coins and sweets in your shoes, or presents in your sack...
0:08:12 > 0:08:14'Not the best actor in the world,
0:08:14 > 0:08:16'but very hard to find a good child
0:08:16 > 0:08:19'given the subject matter of the film.'
0:08:20 > 0:08:23..Darling, Krampus isn't real.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24It's just a story.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26And Santa?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Go to sleep.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- Oh!- Everything all right, darling?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45You look like you've seen a ghost.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Oh, it's nothing, all these myths and legends,
0:08:49 > 0:08:52I don't like that man coming in here scaring Toby like that.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54I'd say it's not Toby who's scared.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56You're shaking like a leaf.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Come to bed.- All right, I will.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Well, don't look at me, I didn't put it there.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Well, somebody did.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Poor Toby hasn't stopped crying all morning.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Where is he now?- Klaus took Cathy and he to the village
0:09:41 > 0:09:43to get a cup of hot chocolate.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Oh, well, that ought to cheer him up.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Just a bunch of old twigs, anyhow.
0:09:46 > 0:09:52Maybe it was one of the locals trying to scare the gullible tourists and keep us entertained.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Yes, maybe, or perhaps...
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Perhaps what?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- Oh, nothing.- No, go on, spit it out.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Perhaps Cathy put them there herself.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Why on earth would she do that?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Oh, Julian, you know what I think.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Toby reminds Cathy of your first wife and she resents him for it.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Don't be ridiculous.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16It's true.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18It wouldn't surprise me
0:10:18 > 0:10:21if Cathy hadn't put those sticks there herself...
0:10:21 > 0:10:23'Nancy overshot her mark again.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27'She wouldn't wear glasses, said they were wrong for the character.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30'But Brian saved the day, look.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32'Oh, yeah.'
0:10:32 > 0:10:36I don't trust her. Disappearing for days on end.
0:10:36 > 0:10:41And if she doesn't want to fulfil her wifely duties, well, then,
0:10:41 > 0:10:43maybe you should move on.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47I've no intention of divorcing Cathy, Mummy.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50I love her and she loves me. And if you don't like that
0:10:50 > 0:10:52you can get the next plane home to Berkhamsted.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Fine. But you know what Klaus said.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Those sticks are a warning.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Rubbish. And you know what we do with rubbish.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20- WOMAN:- Ralph, can we just see the plate in for a moment?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23'That's great, thank you.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26'OK, quiet on the floor, please,
0:11:26 > 0:11:28'there was a lot of noise on that last take.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29'Here we go.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32'In five, four, three...'
0:11:37 > 0:11:39And then Klaus showed us how they train the reindeer,
0:11:39 > 0:11:42and then we went on a husky ride through the snow.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45You certainly seem to have had a busy day.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Can I have a husky, Father?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50I don't think so.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Please. - Don't pester your father, Toby.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Off you go to bed, now, I'll be up in a moment.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Goodnight.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Thank you, Klaus. I had a lovely day.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Oh, you are welcome, master Toby, schlaf gut.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Don't forget your sack.
0:12:10 > 0:12:15Today is the 6th of December, the feast of Saint Nicholas.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19'Actors hate doing eating scenes.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21'Why's that?
0:12:21 > 0:12:26'They've got to remember their continuity, the food is cold,
0:12:26 > 0:12:30'so you'll notice here, nobody eats a thing.'
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Not according to the Krampus.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Mummy, don't start on about that again.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39No, no, it's fine, I've worked out what happened.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Oh, pray tell.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Darling, do you remember that time just after we'd moved into
0:12:45 > 0:12:49the new house, you heard a noise downstairs and found Toby
0:12:49 > 0:12:52in front of an open fridge drinking milk from the bottle
0:12:52 > 0:12:54and eating an onion as if it were an apple?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Yes, but that was just sleepwalking,
0:12:56 > 0:12:59the doctor said he was unsettled because of the move.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Exactly. And that's just what happened last night.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Klaus put those silly stories into his head...
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Sorry, Klaus, and, and he put the switch there himself
0:13:08 > 0:13:10into his own boot.
0:13:11 > 0:13:17Sleepwalking? What a terribly convenient explanation.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19It is what happened, I'm sure of it!
0:13:19 > 0:13:22All right, darling, don't upset yourself.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Remember what the doctor said, we must have peace and calm.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28But Toby was happy today, like he didn't have a care in the world.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31That's right, isn't it, Klaus?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Master Toby is a good boy.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35The Krampus will not return.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Hear hear.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40This food is delicious, by the way, any chance of seconds?
0:13:51 > 0:13:53'And cut. Thank you.'
0:14:15 > 0:14:17DOOR CREAKS
0:14:21 > 0:14:23WIND WHISTLES
0:14:23 > 0:14:26COW BELLS CHIME
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Toby, where have you been?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12You scared Granny.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14I couldn't sleep, I heard a noise.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Get back into bed at once.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18I've been a good boy, Granny, I know I have,
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Saint Nicholas has left me some presents.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Oh!
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Get back into bed at once.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24'Mini fluff there.'
0:15:27 > 0:15:28There.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32Creeping around like that in the middle of the night.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Sorry, Granny.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Night-night.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48CREAKING
0:16:08 > 0:16:11HE HUMS A CAROL
0:16:13 > 0:16:15SCREAM
0:16:21 > 0:16:22What is it?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24What's wrong?
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Look.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28My God.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Toby, what happened?
0:16:30 > 0:16:32I don't know.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36I woke up this morning and they were there.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38I thought I'd been good.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41We can't put this down to sleepwalking.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43No, it's Krampus.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45It's the second night and he's left his mark,
0:16:45 > 0:16:47exactly as Klaus said he would, just as in the legend.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Cathy, calm down, you mustn't excite yourself.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51But it's all coming true,
0:16:51 > 0:16:55and if what Klaus says is right then tomorrow night he'll take Toby away.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Oh, please, don't let him.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00All right, that's enough! Can't you see you're scaring the boy?
0:17:01 > 0:17:05Toby, get dressed. We're leaving.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- WOMAN OFF SCREEN:- Brian, Dennis is asking for the last line again,
0:17:10 > 0:17:11but even angrier, please.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12OK.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Can't you see you're scaring the boy?
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Toby, get dressed. We're leaving.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24'Great, we bought that. Thank you.'
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Only two seats left?
0:17:30 > 0:17:33All right, let me call you back.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Well, looks like we're not going anywhere.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39But we've got to DO something.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- Toby's in danger. - There's nothing we can do.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43I'll take him.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46I've already packed my suitcase.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49I think it might be for the best to get Toby away from...
0:17:49 > 0:17:51What? Say it.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54From me, you think I did this, don't you?
0:17:54 > 0:17:55She didn't say that, Cathy.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57No, but she thinks it.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00You've been under a lot of strain recently.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02So have you, Julian.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Remember, this holiday was not just about Cathy.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Could it be possible that you accidentally made those marks on
0:18:09 > 0:18:11the boy when you were getting him dressed, not deliberately, but...
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Why would I? Why would I hurt my own son?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17He is not YOUR son.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Book those tickets, Julian.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24I shall see you both in a week's time.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29'And she ran out of stairs.'
0:18:33 > 0:18:36'And this always annoys me,
0:18:36 > 0:18:39'empty suitcases, light as a feather.'
0:18:39 > 0:18:42I have brought up children of my own, you know?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44All right, Mummy, don't start.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45'Why are they all in a line?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48'Oh, you noticed that, did you?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50'Well, it's a casualty of having no time.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52'I had to get it all in one shot.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55'I don't think it looks too bad.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57'I was happy with that snow.'
0:18:57 > 0:19:00THUNDER RUMBLES
0:19:01 > 0:19:03'And it's cold...'
0:19:03 > 0:19:04SHE SHIVERS
0:19:06 > 0:19:10'And here we are, coming into the denouement.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12'I knew we were losing Brian at six o'clock.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15'He had a voice-over for Findus, or something
0:19:15 > 0:19:17'so he was keen to get away early.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21'Yeah, you can practically see the pound signs in his eyes.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24'He was definitely rushing through the scene.'
0:19:24 > 0:19:26..Besides, Toby likes a bit of turbulence,
0:19:26 > 0:19:28he says it is like being on a ride at the fairground.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- Yes, but what if... - Yes, what is it, darling?
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Say what's on your mind.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Well, I was just thinking...
0:19:37 > 0:19:40'Penny was being deliberately slow here,
0:19:40 > 0:19:42'I think she was on to him about the advert.'
0:19:42 > 0:19:46We've sent Toby and your mother away with that man, Klaus,
0:19:46 > 0:19:49and we don't know the first thing about him.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Of course we do, he's the caretaker, he runs this place,
0:19:52 > 0:19:54how else would he have the keys?
0:19:54 > 0:19:55He could've...I don't know,
0:19:55 > 0:19:58rented the place from the real owners
0:19:58 > 0:19:59and pretended to be the caretaker.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Why on earth would he do that? It makes no sense.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Now, come on, it's been a long day,
0:20:04 > 0:20:06get into bed and I'll turn out the light.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08LIGHTNING CRACKLES
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Brush my hair for me, Julian.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13You know I've never liked thunder.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Of course.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22I'm being silly, I know.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Toby and your mother will be fine, won't they?
0:20:24 > 0:20:27I just got carried away by that silly Krampus story.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30That's right, darling, I told you before,
0:20:30 > 0:20:33there's absolutely no such thing as...
0:20:33 > 0:20:34CREAKING
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Julian, what is it?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Nothing.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41There is something, I can tell.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Your back, it's covered in scratches.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52It's the Krampus.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54He's coming for me?
0:20:54 > 0:20:55But that's impossible.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00My shoes. The wardrobe.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06- No!- It's true, I told you!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09But it makes no sense, the Krampus only comes for children,
0:21:09 > 0:21:11the legend says so.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Julian... I'm pregnant.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15CRASHING
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- Oh!- Wait there.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24WIND WHISTLES
0:21:24 > 0:21:26CRASHING
0:21:42 > 0:21:45It was just a branch. The storm must have blown it in.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51You get back to bed, I'm going to lock all the doors.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Real or not, Krampus isn't getting in here tonight.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58THUNDER RUMBLES
0:22:04 > 0:22:06TICKING
0:22:10 > 0:22:12TICKING STOPS
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Cathy.
0:22:29 > 0:22:30Darling?
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Everything all right?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Come back to bed, you'll catch your death.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40There's that expression again.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Catch your death.
0:22:42 > 0:22:43Is something wrong?
0:22:43 > 0:22:47Yes, I understand now,
0:22:47 > 0:22:51you said the Krampus only comes for children,
0:22:51 > 0:22:53and I'm pregnant.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Yes?
0:22:56 > 0:22:58But that's not all, is it?
0:22:58 > 0:23:01He only comes for the bad children.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03What are you getting at?
0:23:04 > 0:23:07There's something I haven't told you.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Something about this child.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11PHONE RINGS
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Hello.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Oh, Mummy, you got home safe.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Toby all right? ..Good.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Thanks for letting me know.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Yes, yes, we're fine. Goodnight, Mummy.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Well?
0:23:33 > 0:23:34You were saying.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37I've been bad, Julian.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42This baby, it isn't yours!
0:23:42 > 0:23:44What?
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Cathy, behind you!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52SHE SCREAMS
0:23:56 > 0:23:57You let go of her, you fiend!
0:23:57 > 0:23:59SHE SCREAMS
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Julian, no!
0:24:01 > 0:24:03SHE SCREAMS
0:24:03 > 0:24:06HE CHOKES
0:24:15 > 0:24:19Pills, my pills!
0:24:19 > 0:24:23What, these pills?
0:24:23 > 0:24:26I threw them away.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28I'm sorry.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Goodbye, darling.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33THUNDER RUMBLES
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Don't worry, Julian.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45I'll look after her now.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Merry Christmas.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50HE GASPS
0:24:53 > 0:24:55'And there's your ending.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57'Well, not quite.'
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- WOMAN:- Right, we've got ten minutes to get the final scene.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Cameras, round to the bedroom, please.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Dennis is coming down to the floor.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06'What does that mean, coming down to the floor?
0:25:06 > 0:25:10'The studio floor. I needed to be there for the climax.'
0:25:10 > 0:25:12- Bye, everyone.- Bye, Brian.- Bye.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- Good luck with the voice-over.- OK.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16'Such a rush now.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20'Always the same with filming, it's Gandhi in the morning,
0:25:20 > 0:25:22'Hollyoaks in the afternoon.'
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Thanks, Penny, here we go, then.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29In five, four, three...
0:25:35 > 0:25:38I've poured you a glass of champagne.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42I know I shouldn't drink, what with me being pregnant with your baby,
0:25:42 > 0:25:45but one little glass won't harm, will it?
0:25:45 > 0:25:51Besides, you deserve a treat, spending all that time in character.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55Fancy having to spend a whole day with that little brat, Toby,
0:25:55 > 0:25:58I don't know how you bore it.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Oh, I thought you were going to have a shower.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Couldn't keep your hands off me, eh?
0:26:03 > 0:26:07What's this? Kinky.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09I wondered what those chains were for.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13I'll call the police in the morning.
0:26:13 > 0:26:18It's perfect, really, Julian has been under a lot of stress,
0:26:18 > 0:26:20the doctors suggested this holiday,
0:26:20 > 0:26:23but his medication ran out
0:26:23 > 0:26:26and I found him lying dead at the bottom of the stairs.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31We should have the insurance money in time for New Year.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34I can't wait to see the look on Celia's face.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38Oh, she'll suspect something, but where's the proof?
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Like I said, it's perfect.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Oh, darling, that hurts.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51Well, what are you waiting for?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Aren't you going to ravish me, Simon?
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Simon?
0:26:57 > 0:26:59I don't know anyone called Simon.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04I'm Krampus.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06- No. - EVIL LAUGH
0:27:06 > 0:27:08No!
0:27:08 > 0:27:11SHE SCREAMS HE LAUGHS
0:27:13 > 0:27:17And cut! Great, thanks, Ralph, if we could just step you off.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21- Cheers, Dennis. - Oh, are you done, Ralph?
0:27:21 > 0:27:24I'll see you at the screening if there is one, shall I?
0:27:24 > 0:27:27All right, keep rolling, we're setting up for scene 18B.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Oh, is it a new scene? Dennis...
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Quick as you can, please.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37I-I didn't get pink pages for this if there were some, Dennis.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Just changing camera position.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Dennis, can someone please tell me what's happening?
0:27:44 > 0:27:47- Oh.- MUFFLED:- Dennis, tell me what's happening. Ow!
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Dennis?
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Oh...
0:27:51 > 0:27:54'Always a strange moment when you see them realise what's going on.
0:27:54 > 0:28:00'You see, there's no acting here, that's genuine fear.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02'I don't think I want to watch the ending.'
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Action!
0:28:04 > 0:28:06Dennis!
0:28:06 > 0:28:09No! No!
0:28:09 > 0:28:11SHE SCREAMS
0:28:11 > 0:28:14BEEP
0:28:16 > 0:28:18'Well, that's it.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21'Can't believe it surfaced again after all these years.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24'In its defence, it was one of the better ones,
0:28:24 > 0:28:29'but if only I'd got Gummidge.
0:28:29 > 0:28:33'Police interview with Dennis Fulcher, terminated at 1605.'