0:00:02 > 0:00:08This programme contains very strong language
0:00:08 > 0:00:12MUFFLED MUSIC THROBS THROUGH WALLS
0:00:12 > 0:00:14MUFFLED LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
0:00:14 > 0:00:18SUIT LEGS RUB TOGETHER NOISILY
0:00:18 > 0:00:20MUSIC: Come On Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Going to hum this tune forever! #
0:00:31 > 0:00:35MUSIC: Don't You Want Me by The Human League
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Testing...
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Hello?
0:00:43 > 0:00:45- MIC WORKING:- Hello?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Hello? Hello?
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Testing...
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Testing...
0:00:51 > 0:00:54# You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
0:00:56 > 0:00:59# When I met yo-ou
0:00:59 > 0:01:04# I picked you out and shook you up and turned you around
0:01:04 > 0:01:07# Turned you into someone new
0:01:07 > 0:01:11# Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- # Success has been so easy for you - KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:01:16 > 0:01:17# But don't forget it's me who... #
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Shit! Nearly snapped my hair off!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22# And I can put you back down, too
0:01:24 > 0:01:28- # Don't... Don't you want me? # - Not dressed like that.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32# You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me
0:01:32 > 0:01:33# Don't... #
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Don't! # Don't you want me?
0:01:36 > 0:01:40# You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me
0:01:40 > 0:01:42# Much too late to fi... #
0:01:42 > 0:01:44MUSIC CONTINUES
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Wooo! # Don't you want me, baby? #
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Eh, it's nice, isn't it?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Well done, Greg!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00# Don't you want me, baby?
0:02:01 > 0:02:05# Don't you want me Oh...oh...oh...
0:02:05 > 0:02:09# I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
0:02:10 > 0:02:12# That much is true... #
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Help me put this up, love.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17# But even then I knew I'd find a much better place
0:02:17 > 0:02:20# Either with or without you
0:02:20 > 0:02:25# The five years we have had have been such good times
0:02:26 > 0:02:29# I still love you
0:02:29 > 0:02:33# But now I think it's time I lived my life on my own
0:02:33 > 0:02:36# I guess it's just what I must do
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- Greg? - # Don't...don't you want me? #
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Bloody hell!
0:02:41 > 0:02:46# You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me
0:02:46 > 0:02:49# Don't, don't you want me?
0:02:49 > 0:02:54# You know I don't believe it when you say that you don't need me
0:02:54 > 0:02:58# It's much too late to find, when you think you've changed your mind
0:02:58 > 0:03:02# You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry
0:03:02 > 0:03:05# Don't you want me, baby? #
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Hi, everybody!
0:03:07 > 0:03:11# Don't you want me? Oh-oh-oh-oh...
0:03:11 > 0:03:13# Don't you want me ba... #
0:03:13 > 0:03:16FUZZY, TINNY BASS NOTES
0:03:16 > 0:03:19FUZZINESS FADES TO QUIET, MUFFLED BASS NOTES
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Woo! Have you not got a costume?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27CHEERING
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Is this yours, Rog?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42# Don't you want me, baby? # Woo!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Hey, do you like it, Rog?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Yes. I thought it'd be a bit bigger.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51That's what I keep saying to Greg!
0:03:52 > 0:03:55It's not the size of the boat, Fran, it's the motion of the ocean!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03CONNIE AND GREG: # Don't you want me, o-o-o-oh!
0:04:03 > 0:04:06# Don't you want me, baby? #
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Woo!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11# Don't you want me, o-o-o-oh! #
0:04:11 > 0:04:15- Wooo!- Yeah! Cheers, everyone!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- There you go, Rog...- Oh, cheers!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20And Fran put that up for you.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22"Cuntgrotalaions."
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Eh?
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Well, that's your bloody fault! It's meant to say Congratulations.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Yeah, I worked that out.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Anyway, to Roger!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Hope you remember us all now you're heading up to the sixth floor.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38- Oh, don't start! - Yeah, to...- to Roger!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- To Roger! - Cheers.- Hey!
0:04:40 > 0:04:44- They're not planning any more lay-offs, are they, Rog? - Greg, you know I can't divulge that.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Hey, no shop-talk, remember!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Tonight is about fun!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- Yeah.- So, who's next?
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Oh, will you put me down, Greg?
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Oh, thought you'd never ask(!)
0:04:51 > 0:04:53For a song I mean, what's he like?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Oh, don't get him to choose, you'll be waiting for ever.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Yeah, I have chosen, Connie.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Well, which one?
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Dee, dee, da, da, da!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02- MUSIC: Saturday Night by Whigfield - Woo!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05It's not just going to be one song after another, is it?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08You not drinking, Janet?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Duane's getting me one.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Is he? Mind he don't slip you a roofie!
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Come on, Jan!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21# ..like you, baby
0:05:21 > 0:05:23# I'll make you mine... #
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- On your feet, Roger!- # You know I'll take you to the top... #
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Come on!- I don't know it!
0:05:27 > 0:05:29- You'll pick it up. - # ..I'll drive you crazy
0:05:29 > 0:05:32# Saturday night, yes, I like the way you move
0:05:34 > 0:05:36# Pretty baby
0:05:37 > 0:05:40# It's party time and not one minute we can lose
0:05:41 > 0:05:43# Be my baby... #
0:05:43 > 0:05:47I know you've been waiting on that Butler contract, Roger.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49I'll have it to ya on your desk first thing Monday morning...
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- What?- # ..be my baby... #
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Ho! - CHEERING
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Where've you been?
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Had to see a man about a dog, innit?
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Cheese and rice, bruv, what have you come as, Blobby Williams?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02They told me it was Gangnam Style.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04OK, peeps - listen up.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06It's party time,
0:06:06 > 0:06:09so that means it's time for Duane's Famous Pills Roulette!
0:06:09 > 0:06:10CHEERING
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Inside, there's one ecstasy,
0:06:13 > 0:06:15one Viagra, one ketamine,
0:06:15 > 0:06:18one paracetamol, one laxative
0:06:18 > 0:06:20and an orange Tic-Tac.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Could I please have the paracetamol?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Look, I'm sorry, Mr C, it's pot-luck, I'm afraid.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33That's the way to do it. Straight down the hatch.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Oh, I hope I don't get the ketamine again, it gave me really hard poos.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Are you sure it wasn't Viagra?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40CONNIE CACKLES
0:06:40 > 0:06:42MUFFLED MUSIC THUDS
0:06:44 > 0:06:46WHIGFIELD: # Saturday
0:06:49 > 0:06:51# Saturday night, Saturday
0:06:52 > 0:06:55# ..urday, Saturday
0:06:55 > 0:06:59# Saturday night, Saturday night
0:06:59 > 0:07:02# Saturday, Saturday
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Woo!
0:07:03 > 0:07:06# Saturday night, Saturday night
0:07:06 > 0:07:08# Saturday
0:07:08 > 0:07:10# Saturday
0:07:10 > 0:07:14# Saturday night, Saturday night
0:07:14 > 0:07:17# Saturday, Saturday night... #
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Bit limited, these lyrics, aren't they?
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- # Saturday... # - You all right, mate?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Yeah, yeah. I'm shitting myself I got the laxative.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Well, I'm ain't changing your nappy!
0:07:28 > 0:07:29GREG BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:07:29 > 0:07:32# Saturday, Saturday
0:07:32 > 0:07:34# Saturday night... #
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Right, we need more drinks!
0:07:36 > 0:07:39# Saturday, Saturday... #
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Jesus, he blows hot and cold.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42And which way do you blow?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Not yours!- Ow!
0:07:45 > 0:07:49# Saturday, Saturday night
0:07:49 > 0:07:51# Saturday night
0:07:51 > 0:07:56# Saturday, Saturday Saturday night... #
0:07:56 > 0:07:59FRAN CONTINUES SINGING
0:08:06 > 0:08:07TRACK ENDS
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Oh, thank God for that!
0:08:09 > 0:08:10- BOTH:- Wooo!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13I smell like a meat pie. So, who's next, then? Connie?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16No, not me, I'm tone deaf. No offence, Janet.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Sorry? Did you say something?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20No.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Have you seen this?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28She's all over him like clingfilm on a buffet.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Oh, she's just letting her hair down.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33I know she's disabled and everything, but I can't stand her.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Why?- Well, she knows that everyone feels sorry for her and she uses it.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38How do you think she got that PA job?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40I was surprised it wasn't you, Connie.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44No, I'm not saying THAT, but...it's interesting, innit?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46I bet she's not being laid off any time soon.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Who's being laid off? What have you heard?
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Oh, nothing! This is a private conversation.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- We're just having a bit of craic. - Yeah.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Don't go poking your nose into other people's craics, Greg.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57MUSIC: Wham Rap!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59OK, peeps, let's do this.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Let's learn how to rap like a white man.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02CHEERING
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Wooo!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06# You got soul on the dole
0:09:06 > 0:09:08QUIET, MUFFLED BEATS
0:09:14 > 0:09:17BEATS RESONATE MORE STRONGLY
0:09:20 > 0:09:22# Hey everybody, take a look at me
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- # I've got street credibility... # - Uh-uh, no, you haven't!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26# I may not have a job but...
0:09:26 > 0:09:28BEATS THUD
0:09:28 > 0:09:30# I said a DHSS
0:09:30 > 0:09:33# And the rhythm that they're giving is the very best... #
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Hey!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37SINGING CONTINUES
0:09:48 > 0:09:51# You're more dead than alive in a 9-5
0:09:51 > 0:09:54# Then they say you've got to go, and "Get yourself a job!"
0:09:54 > 0:09:55# Or get out of this house!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57# Get yourself a job # Are you a man or a mouse?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59# A finger in each ear you pretend not to hear
0:09:59 > 0:10:01# You gotta get some space Get outta this place
0:10:01 > 0:10:05# Wham bam, I am a man
0:10:05 > 0:10:09# Job or no job you can't tell me that I'm not... #
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Hey, that's Duane's phone! What you doing?
0:10:15 > 0:10:18# Don't stand there and rot
0:10:18 > 0:10:20# In the streets, in the cars In the underground
0:10:20 > 0:10:22# If you listen real hard you can hear the sound
0:10:22 > 0:10:24# A million people switching off for work
0:10:24 > 0:10:26# Well, listen, Mr Average You're a jerk
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- # Not me! - You can't hold me down
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- # Not me! - I'm going to fool around
0:10:31 > 0:10:33# Going to have some fun look out for number one
0:10:33 > 0:10:35# You can dig your grave I'm staying young
0:10:35 > 0:10:36# Wham bam, I am a man... #
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Let me get that for you!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42# Job or no job you can't tell me that I'm not
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- # Do you enjoy what you do? # - Hey, shots! Thanks, Rog!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49# If not, then stop
0:10:49 > 0:10:51# Don't stand there... #
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Yeah, go on, Greg!
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Er... # If you're a pub man or a club man
0:10:57 > 0:11:00# Maybe a jet black guy with white cool cat... #
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Oh, I can't do it, it's too fast!
0:11:01 > 0:11:03It's not a competition!
0:11:03 > 0:11:05# Make the most of every day
0:11:05 > 0:11:07# Don't let hard times stand in your way
0:11:07 > 0:11:09# Give a wham, give a damn
0:11:09 > 0:11:12# But don't give a damn cos the benefit gang are going to pay
0:11:12 > 0:11:15# Now, reach up high and touch your soul
0:11:15 > 0:11:18# The boys from Wham will help you reach that goal
0:11:18 > 0:11:21- # It's going to break your momma's heart- So sad!
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- # It's going to break your daddy's heart!- Too bad!
0:11:23 > 0:11:25# But you'll throw the dice and take my advice
0:11:25 > 0:11:27# Cos I know that you're smart
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- # Can you dig this thing? - Yeah!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31- # Are you going to get down? - Yeah!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- # Say Wham - Wham!
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- # Say bam... - Bam!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39# Wham bam, I am a man
0:11:39 > 0:11:43# Job or no job you can't tell me that I'm not
0:11:43 > 0:11:48# Do you enjoy what you do?
0:11:48 > 0:11:49# If not, just stop
0:11:49 > 0:11:52# Don't stand there and
0:11:52 > 0:11:55# Wham bam - I am a man
0:11:55 > 0:12:00# Job or no job you can't tell me that I'm not
0:12:00 > 0:12:03# Do you enjoy what you do?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06# If not, just stop
0:12:06 > 0:12:09# Don't stand there and rot! #
0:12:09 > 0:12:12- Woo!- Thank you!
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Thank you!
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Right, who's next?
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Me!
0:12:17 > 0:12:20It's my party and I want some rock!
0:12:23 > 0:12:26I'll... I'll get some more beer.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27- Let me help you with that, Rog... - No... No, no, no.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31- Do you want me to show you how it works or something? - No, I know what I'm doing.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33I just want to pick something that I can really go for.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38What are you doing?!
0:12:38 > 0:12:41It's my eczema. It flares up when I'm stressed.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Oh, great, so I'm shagging the Singing Detective(!)
0:12:44 > 0:12:45So, have you made your choice?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48No - can't decide between The Birdie Song and Wind Beneath My Wings.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51You know what I mean! Between me and Fran!
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Connie, I can't get into that now.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55The future's precarious enough!
0:12:55 > 0:12:56What do you mean?
0:12:56 > 0:12:57GUITAR RIFF PLAYS
0:12:59 > 0:13:01What's got into him?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Dunno, maybe he got the E.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05He has to sack one of us.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07What?! How do you know?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09I just do!
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Do you know who it is?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12No...
0:13:12 > 0:13:14but I think we can find out.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19# I get the same old dreams same time every night
0:13:19 > 0:13:22# Fall to the ground and I wake up
0:13:22 > 0:13:26# So I get out of bed, put on my shoes, but in my head
0:13:26 > 0:13:30# Thoughts fly back to the break-up
0:13:31 > 0:13:33# These four walls are closing in
0:13:35 > 0:13:37# Look at the fix you've put me in
0:13:39 > 0:13:42# Since you've been gone Since you've been gone
0:13:42 > 0:13:45# I'm outta my head Can't take it
0:13:47 > 0:13:50# Could I be wrong? But since you've been gone
0:13:50 > 0:13:54# You cast the spell so break it
0:13:54 > 0:13:56# Whoa
0:13:56 > 0:13:58# Whoa-oa
0:13:58 > 0:14:00# Whoa
0:14:02 > 0:14:06# So in the night I stand beneath the back street light
0:14:06 > 0:14:09# I read the words that you sent to me
0:14:10 > 0:14:14# I can take the afternoon, the night-time comes around too soon
0:14:14 > 0:14:17# You can't know what you mean to me
0:14:18 > 0:14:21# Your poisoned letter Your telegram
0:14:22 > 0:14:26# Just goes to show you don't give a damn!
0:14:26 > 0:14:30# Since you've been gone Since you've been gone
0:14:30 > 0:14:33# I'm outta my head Can't take it
0:14:34 > 0:14:38# Could I be wrong But since you've been gone
0:14:38 > 0:14:40# You cast the spell, so break it... #
0:14:40 > 0:14:42All right?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Tripod alert.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46# Whoa-oh-oh... #
0:14:46 > 0:14:47Well, at least we know who had the Viagra.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- There was no Viagra. They're all just Tic-Tacs!- What?
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Oh, what... What, cos I'm black, I must be a drug dealer?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55But I thought I was starting to feel a buzz.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56Yeah, a sugar rush!
0:15:00 > 0:15:07# If you will come back, baby you know you'll never do wrong
0:15:12 > 0:15:15# Since you've been gone Since you've been gone
0:15:15 > 0:15:18# I'm outta my head Can't take it
0:15:20 > 0:15:23# Could I be wrong, but since you've been gone... #
0:15:23 > 0:15:25What is it?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Oh, had a good look, have you?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Sorry, Rog, it was on the floor.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Fuck it, I don't care.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32It's my divorce papers.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Mary's leaving me, everyone.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39I thought I was a happily married man till four o'clock on Friday.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Turns out I'm not.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Oh, Roger, I'm so sorry.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46We had tickets for Whitesnake in June.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Royal Albert Hall.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Private box...
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Ah...
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Oh...
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Steady on, Rog, you're, er, stabbing me a little bit.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58What's happened?
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Don't make him repeat it, for God's sake!
0:16:01 > 0:16:03You can SEE he's upset!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Have some sensitivity for once in your life!
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Come on, Roger.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11So we still don't know who he's going to sack.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13No, it's just divorce papers.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Someone put another song on!
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Look, we've paid for the hour. Let's not all get bummed out!
0:16:20 > 0:16:23It's all right, it's not that bad, Roger. Yeah?
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Yeah, you've got... You've got that promotion coming up.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28It's a fresh start. New horizons.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Yeah?
0:16:30 > 0:16:31I suppose so.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Yeah, that's the spirit.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34And, look at it this way...
0:16:34 > 0:16:36You ain't signed them papers yet.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Yeah? So you've still got time to talk her round. Yeah?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Thanks, Duane.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47That's it.
0:16:47 > 0:16:52# Nothing is so good it lasts eternally... #
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Well done, Fran(!)
0:16:54 > 0:16:58# Perfect situations must go wrong
0:17:01 > 0:17:06# But this has never yet prevented me
0:17:07 > 0:17:13# From wanting far too much for far too long
0:17:15 > 0:17:20# Looking back I could have played it differently
0:17:22 > 0:17:26# Won a few more moments, who can tell?
0:17:29 > 0:17:34# But it took time to understand the man
0:17:35 > 0:17:40# Now, at least I know I know him well
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- # Wasn't it good? - Oh, so good
0:17:44 > 0:17:48- # Wasn't he fine? - Oh, so fine
0:17:48 > 0:17:50# Isn't it madness
0:17:50 > 0:17:54TOGETHER: # He can't be mine
0:17:56 > 0:18:01# But in the end he needs a little bit more than me
0:18:01 > 0:18:04# More security...
0:18:04 > 0:18:08# He needs his fantasy and freedom
0:18:08 > 0:18:11# I know him so well
0:18:17 > 0:18:22# No-one in your life is with you constantly
0:18:24 > 0:18:29# No-one is completely on your side
0:18:31 > 0:18:36# And though I'd move my world to be with him
0:18:38 > 0:18:42# Still the gap between us is too wide...
0:18:45 > 0:18:50# Looking back I could have played it differently
0:18:52 > 0:18:56# Learned about the man before I fell
0:18:59 > 0:19:04# But I was ever so much younger then
0:19:06 > 0:19:10# Now, at least I know I know him well
0:19:11 > 0:19:15- # Wasn't it good? - Oh, so good!
0:19:15 > 0:19:17# Wasn't he fine?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19# Oh, so fine!
0:19:19 > 0:19:24TOGETHER: # Isn't it madness, he won't be mine!
0:19:25 > 0:19:28# Didn't I know
0:19:28 > 0:19:30# How it would go
0:19:30 > 0:19:36# If I knew from the start
0:19:36 > 0:19:40# Why am I falling apart?
0:19:40 > 0:19:43# Wasn't it good?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45# Wasn't he fine?
0:19:45 > 0:19:51# Isn't it madness he won't be mine?
0:19:53 > 0:19:59# But in the end he needs a little bit more than me
0:19:59 > 0:20:02# More security
0:20:02 > 0:20:06# He needs his fantasy and freedom
0:20:06 > 0:20:10# I know him so well
0:20:10 > 0:20:16TOGETHER: # It took time to understand him
0:20:18 > 0:20:25# I know him so well! #
0:20:30 > 0:20:34Fran... Sorry, Fran, can I have a word?
0:20:41 > 0:20:43All right, now please, don't overreact.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45He's not going to tell her now, is he?
0:20:45 > 0:20:48I dunno. He's pissed enough.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Ah, poor Fran.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54Still, at least we won't have her beady eyes on us at work every day.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Oh, God, I'm so relieved. I thought it was going to be me.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Maybe you should give her her notice as well?
0:20:59 > 0:21:03Give her a fresh start. That's what she deserves.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Yeah, I think you're right.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09Can I help you, Janet?
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Are you OK?
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Yeah, it's just...so out the blue.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Yeah, I know, I apologise for that,
0:21:17 > 0:21:19but circumstances got out of my control.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22And I can't change your mind?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25I'm afraid not. But you know, you've got Greg.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27He'll help you through it.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30I'm sorry.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33I'd like to sing a song.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36This is a request for someone very special.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38They know who they are.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42And in answer to your question, yes, I do. Very much.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49# Looking from a window above, it's like a story of love.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54# Can you hear me? #
0:21:54 > 0:21:55No!
0:21:55 > 0:21:59# Came back only yesterday, I'm moving farther away
0:22:00 > 0:22:03# Want you near me
0:22:04 > 0:22:07# All I needed was the love you gave
0:22:09 > 0:22:11# All I needed for another day
0:22:12 > 0:22:16# And all I ever knew
0:22:16 > 0:22:17# Only you
0:22:21 > 0:22:24# Sometimes when I think of her name
0:22:24 > 0:22:26# When it's only a game
0:22:27 > 0:22:30# And I need you
0:22:30 > 0:22:33# Listen to the words that you say
0:22:33 > 0:22:36# It's getting harder to stay
0:22:36 > 0:22:38MUFFLED MUSIC THUDS
0:22:42 > 0:22:44# ..love you gave
0:22:44 > 0:22:45MUFFLED MUSIC THUDS
0:22:45 > 0:22:47# ..needed for another day
0:22:47 > 0:22:48MUFFLED
0:22:49 > 0:22:51# ..I ever knew... #
0:22:53 > 0:22:55BACKING TRACK STOPS
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Duane, what?
0:22:56 > 0:23:00I didn't send you that text. Connie did.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Yeah, as a joke!
0:23:05 > 0:23:06I don't understand.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Look, that was a shitty thing to do.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Yeah, all right, Duane, don't make it any worse.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16How could it be worse?
0:23:16 > 0:23:21Look, Janet, I really like you, we have a laugh, but not in that way...
0:23:21 > 0:23:22It's fine... I don't...
0:23:22 > 0:23:25I just thought you'd make a lovely couple, that's all.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27- Oh, fuck off! - All right.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30All right, can I just have a word before things get too heated?
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Are you all right, Janet?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35That wasn't nice, Connie.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39Now then, there's been a lot of rumours flying around
0:23:39 > 0:23:42the office about voluntary redundancies and...it's true.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47I was charged with the unhappy task of letting one of you
0:23:47 > 0:23:48good people go.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52I want you to know I fought tooth and nail with management over it,
0:23:52 > 0:23:53until they promoted me.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Now I AM management, so...I've no choice.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Somebody has to go, to balance the books.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05And the person I've decided is going to leave the company...
0:24:10 > 0:24:11..is me.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16With Mary gone, I'm going to start over.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18I've a brother in Florida I don't see much of,
0:24:18 > 0:24:20so I'm going to head out there.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22But that means I'm going to need a replacement.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26And the person I've decided to recommend to the board...
0:24:26 > 0:24:27is Fran.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31I can't think of anybody better to take the team forward.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33I know you and Greg are hoping to tie the knot,
0:24:33 > 0:24:36so hopefully this will help send you on your way.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37Thanks, Roger.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Congratulations, babe. Incredible!
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Can we start looking for a bigger flat now, please?!
0:24:45 > 0:24:46Yeah, definitely!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Well done, Fran.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Thanks.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Yeah, "cuntgotalions".
0:24:52 > 0:24:53LAUGHTER
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Er, we've booked this room. Sorry.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59I don't think so, darling, we've got this till half past.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Well, it's nearly half past now, isn't it?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03So we don't mind you joining in, do we, girls?
0:25:03 > 0:25:06No, I...I'm not quite sure there's enough room for...
0:25:08 > 0:25:10So you're buying a bigger flat, are you?
0:25:10 > 0:25:12What? No, of course not!
0:25:12 > 0:25:16I had to say that, didn't I, otherwise it'd be suspicious.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20Just wait until the dust settles and then I'll tell her tomorrow.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21I promise.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28I am never letting you go.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32# But I can't hear a word you say
0:25:34 > 0:25:37# I'm talking loud, not saying much... #
0:25:37 > 0:25:40- Hey, you're in there, Rog! - No, she's half my age.
0:25:40 > 0:25:45So? Women like a silver fox. Go for it!
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Maybe I will. I wonder if she's into Whitesnake.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50I'm going to ask her.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52No Fran, no!
0:25:57 > 0:26:04# I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose Fire away, fire away... #
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Are you still here, Janet? I thought you'd have slunk off by now.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Why don't you sing us another song? You've got such a nice voice.
0:26:12 > 0:26:13What's that?
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Why don't you ask Greg?
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Oh, don't worry, I will.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19And, by the way, I've had a little chat to Fran.
0:26:19 > 0:26:26And her new PA job, guess what? She wants someone with skills.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Someone who can hear!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31I've got skills, Connie.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33SHE CHUCKLES
0:26:34 > 0:26:36I can lip read.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46# Cut me down, but it's you who have further to fall... #
0:26:46 > 0:26:47What's going on?
0:26:50 > 0:26:54# Ghost town and haunted love
0:26:58 > 0:27:00# Raise your voice
0:27:00 > 0:27:04# Sticks and stones may break my bones
0:27:04 > 0:27:08- # Talking loud, not saying much... # - All right, babe?
0:27:10 > 0:27:12You're fired! Both of you!
0:27:13 > 0:27:20# I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose Fire away, fire away
0:27:20 > 0:27:27# Ricochet, you take your aim Fire away, fire away
0:27:27 > 0:27:32# You shoot me down, but I won't fall
0:27:32 > 0:27:35# I am titanium!
0:27:35 > 0:27:40# You shoot me down, but I won't fall
0:27:40 > 0:27:45# I am titanium!
0:27:48 > 0:27:52# I am titanium!
0:27:56 > 0:27:57# I am titanium!
0:27:59 > 0:28:02# Stone heart, machinegun
0:28:02 > 0:28:04MUFFLED MUSIC THUDS
0:28:04 > 0:28:07MUSIC FADES
0:28:21 > 0:28:25THUDDING HEARTBEAT
0:28:38 > 0:28:41# ..I won't fall
0:28:41 > 0:28:44# I am titanium... #
0:29:00 > 0:29:02# Cut me down
0:29:02 > 0:29:04# But it's you who'll have
0:29:04 > 0:29:06# Further to fall
0:29:06 > 0:29:10# Ghost town and haunted love
0:29:15 > 0:29:17# Raise your voice
0:29:17 > 0:29:21# Sticks and stones may break my bones... #