0:00:02 > 0:00:07This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11ENGINE REVS, DOG BARKS
0:00:32 > 0:00:34LOCK CLUNKS
0:00:37 > 0:00:40DISTANT POLICE SIREN
0:00:52 > 0:00:54What a shit tip!
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Neighbours have been complaining for weeks.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59He was a hoarder, apparently.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Get away(!)
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- It stinks.- You'll get used to it.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08We've had worse than this, haven't we, Keith?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Oh, yes! This is a veritable potpourri
0:01:10 > 0:01:12compared to Stanley Gardens.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Oh, no, that was bad.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Widow, been there 18 months, nothing left of her.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Just a pile of old lady porridge on the settee.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21With a hat on top.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Whoa, that's rank.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24That's the job, Mary.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26You never know what lies in wait.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38I have to say, you don't strike me as a Mary.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40People call me Maz.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43And you DO strike me as a Mary, if you don't mind me saying.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Why, because I wear glasses?
0:01:44 > 0:01:48- Basically, yes.- The gentleman's name was Frank Meggins, 68 years old.
0:01:48 > 0:01:53He fell through a glass coffee table and bled out, apparently.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Urgh! Are you going to have to change those floorboards?
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Yeah. We're also doing a probate valuation and document search.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Mr Meggins had no living relatives, so,
0:02:03 > 0:02:05any clues will be beneficial to sorting out the estate.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Yeah, because someone will be dying to get their hands on all of this
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- crap, won't they? - Someone DID die, Mary.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13That's why we're here.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Look at this! It looks like Frank's numbers came up.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19What?! He won the lottery?!
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Looks like it. Maybe he was a bit of a Howard Hughes,
0:02:22 > 0:02:25but without the germ phobia, obviously.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Why would you live in a council flat full of shit
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- if you're a millionaire? - Show some respect.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Sorry, Keith.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35But seriously, 3.5 mil.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39I would be like, Ferrari, massive mansion, special edition Yeezies.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- What's that?- Trainers.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Oh, right, yeah. Push the boat out, why don't you(?)
0:02:44 > 0:02:45A boat, why not!
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Although my dad did say, "If it flies, floats or fucks, rent it."
0:02:49 > 0:02:50That's enough!
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Nick, go and show her how to bag up the kitchen waste.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57I'll make a start on this Jenga.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- He's a barrel of laughs, isn't he(?) - Keith's all right.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03He means well.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07He's had a hard life.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I heard his son's got M & S.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12MS. He's...
0:03:14 > 0:03:15A rent boy?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17No...
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- What? No! He's in a wheelchair.- Oh!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23He's got a lot on his plate. Here.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Lesson one - no matter who you are,
0:03:27 > 0:03:31people always have the same things in their kitchen cupboards.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Kidney beans.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Peaches in syrup.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Half a box of icing sugar.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45But not everyone has...
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- ..a dead rat. - Urgh, get that away from me, man!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- These need to be double-bagged, here.- I'm not touching that.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Come on, you can't be squeamish in this job!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Ugh.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Oh...
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Hurry up, man!- All right.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Good.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14You can put Roland by the front door.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Roland?- Never mind. It's from the '80s.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35SCRAPE ON FLOOR
0:04:58 > 0:05:00DOOR CREAKS
0:05:47 > 0:05:49CLICK
0:06:11 > 0:06:12- Is it locked?- Jesus!
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Are you trying to kill me?
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Yes.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Look, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24I don't know. What are you thinking?
0:06:24 > 0:06:263.5 million.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Try this. 17-04-50.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45It's his wife's date of birth.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Clever clogs.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- Is that it?- Packages and a VHS.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34What's a VHS?
0:07:34 > 0:07:35It's from the '80s.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39I assume you were trying to find a passport or will or some such?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Exactly. We were just trying to find his prostate.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Probate.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49"Danger, do not open."
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Shall we open it?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Of course. How can we not?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57It's better that we have the full picture.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Is that it?
0:08:32 > 0:08:33I bet it's full of drugs.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Smash it open. - It feels pretty solid.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Probably sentimental value.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Why did it have "danger" written on it?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44We need to find a player for this.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Maz, you look in there. Nick, check the kitchen.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I don't even know what I'm looking for.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Oh, I just had a horrible thought.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56What if it's home-made pornography?
0:08:56 > 0:09:01Ugh. I'm not sure I want to see old Frank going at it with his fat wife.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Keep it clean, you two.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04That's ironic!
0:09:04 > 0:09:05We just found a rat in here.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Dead or alive?- Dead.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09We double-bagged it.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- Good.- Wish it WAS alive.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Be less paperwork.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Found it.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28- There's nowhere to sit.- Ssh.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36DISTORTED SPEECH
0:09:42 > 0:09:46By the time you see this message, I hope to be free.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Free from this terrible curse that I've brought upon myself
0:09:51 > 0:09:53through greed and vanity.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55It's like Jackanory.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Don't tell me - '80s?- Yep.
0:09:58 > 0:10:03Inside this package is an object that has ruined countless lives,
0:10:03 > 0:10:05including mine.
0:10:06 > 0:10:12I got it many years ago for a small fortune from a holy man in Jaipur.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15He got ripped off there. He could have got it from IKEA for a tenner.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- Quiet!- He told me that this artefact
0:10:19 > 0:10:22would grant the bearer three wishes,
0:10:22 > 0:10:24which would transform my life.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28And, for a while, it did.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32But after what happened to Brenda...
0:10:36 > 0:10:40If you find this package, I urge you,
0:10:40 > 0:10:43I implore you, do not open it.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Send it away, destroy it.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Our lives are ruled by fate,
0:10:49 > 0:10:55and those who interfere with fate do so to their sorrow.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08No, he's not going to...
0:11:16 > 0:11:18That's very sad.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21I mean, where's social services in all this, eh?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Nobody cares any more.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34What's up?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36You heard what he said.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37That thing is dangerous.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Oh, come on, Nick, he was clearly delusional. He's lost his wife
0:11:42 > 0:11:45and he couldn't accept it. It's classic displacement.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Blaming a rabbit ornament isn't going to bring her back.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- It's a hare.- So?
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Hares are associated with witchcraft and trickery in almost every culture
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- in the world.- How do you know?
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Because I did a PhD in ethnology and folklore.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Then, why are you here acting as a glorified binman?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Because it didn't get me anywhere, did it?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Like having a degree in washing-up.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10- Yeah, but, still.- Well, let's just say I made some bad choices.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18Oh! YOU were a rent boy!
0:12:18 > 0:12:20He was an alcoholic.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21Am an alcoholic.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24It never goes away.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29Fortunately, there are people willing to give you a second chance.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Hm.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Look, why don't we put the man's property back in the safe, eh?
0:12:34 > 0:12:38This glorified binman thinks we've wasted enough time as it is.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49SQUEAKING
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Guys, come here a second.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08You don't double-bag a live rodent.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- It was dead.- Really?- Yeah. I know a dead rat when I see one.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16It's all right! We all make mistakes.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- I wished for it.- What?- Just now, in there, I was holding the statue,
0:13:19 > 0:13:22I said, "I wish it was alive, it would be a lot less paperwork."
0:13:22 > 0:13:25- Nick, calm down. - No, he's right, he did.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Damn. That means we've only got two wishes left.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- What do you mean? - Well, you've used yours, you wished
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- for the rat to come alive. - What? I was just making a joke.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- That's YOUR problem, mate.- I could have had anything in the world
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- and I've ended up with a pet rat?! - Well, it's very domesticated,
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- very clean.- Well, you have it, then! - Excuse me.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51SQUEAKING
0:13:51 > 0:13:53CRUNCH
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Sorry. Couldn't concentrate.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Look, Nick, what we're dealing with here is an old man,
0:14:04 > 0:14:07possibly with undiagnosed dementia, who had a run of bad luck.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Is one explanation. But consider this. Maz?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12This is Frank's wife, Brenda.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14I'm not being rude but she's a bit of a...
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- She's overweight. - Yes, she's a beast.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21I think the word is obese.
0:14:21 > 0:14:26Anyway, within six months, she gets ill and ends up looking like this.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31She had cancer, yes, that's what happens.
0:14:31 > 0:14:36But here in Frank's diary, "Brenda upset about her weight again.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39"Poor sausage. I wish there was a way I could help her."
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- Poor sausage?- You see? He wished for her to be thin,
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- she gets cancer, weight drops off, she dies.- How could you even...?
0:14:44 > 0:14:45That's just sick.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47All right, look at this.
0:14:47 > 0:14:493rd of September, back from India.
0:14:49 > 0:14:5112th of September, wins the Lottery.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- You've said all this. - 29th of September,
0:14:53 > 0:14:56sends his brother on a luxury holiday to the Florida Keys.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- So?- Where he dies in a boating accident.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01- See?- What?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Every wish backfires. It's throughout folklore.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07There's no way around it. After his wife dies, he sells the big house
0:15:07 > 0:15:08in Highgate, he moves in here,
0:15:08 > 0:15:10starts frittering away his money buying crap off eBay.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12That's because he was a hoarder. It's an illness.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15It's because he was trying to get rid of it by buying the
0:15:15 > 0:15:17most innocuous things. The money is cursed.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20This is just story-fying, Nick. You've developed an overactive
0:15:20 > 0:15:22imagination cos of your fairy-tale degree.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Have you been drinking the antibacterial hand wash again?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27I did that once!
0:15:27 > 0:15:31All right, then, so, what was his third wish?
0:15:33 > 0:15:37- I don't know.- Look, my point is, we've got two wishes left -
0:15:37 > 0:15:38what are we going to use them on?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Well, I wish we could just go back to work and get this job done.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- That's not going to happen now, is it?- No.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- You have to be holding it.- Oh.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Come on.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56I know what we should do.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58We should wish for unlimited wishes.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- It won't work. - What? How do you know?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03It never does. You can't wish for anything
0:16:03 > 0:16:05that would alter the structure of the wishing system itself.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Can you make a start on those floorboards, please?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16I've got an ATP fluorescence booked in at 12 tomorrow.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18I need that room spotless.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Grab that.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21PHONE CHIMES
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Why don't we just ask for shitloads of money, like, 50 million each?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42That's exactly what Frank did, look what happened to him.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Just a stain to get rid of.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50The wish-granter is always vengeful.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54If you're greedy, you pay the price.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Yeah, but it's like the taxman, isn't it?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59I claimed for a Happy Meal because I found a receipt
0:16:59 > 0:17:02in the trolley outside Tesco. And he never came after me.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06I don't think you can compare fate to the Inland Revenue.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13I wish for £93,000, please.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- What are you doing?!- What?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18That was very carefully thought out.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- Not too much, but enough to make a difference.- Give me that.- Why?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- You're an idiot. - Everything all right?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Yeah, we're just sorting out the floorboards.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34You should not have wished for that money, Maz.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Well, what, then?- I don't know, something harmless.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- An activity.- An activity like what?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Skydiving? Yeah, cos that would end well, wouldn't it?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Don't say I didn't warn you.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50When will I get it, anyway?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- What do you mean?- Well, when you wished for your rat, it was instant.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55- It's not my rat.- I'm just saying,
0:17:55 > 0:17:57how long will it be before I get my money?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42What?!
0:18:42 > 0:18:44HE CHUCKLES
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Tut!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12What have you got there, Keith?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Oh, I've come across some of Frank's Lottery winnings.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19It looks like he didn't spend it all, after all.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22And what are YOU doing with it?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Well, you know the procedure, Nick.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27This money has to be secured and taken off the property
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- as soon as possible. - By stuffing it in your coat pockets?
0:19:31 > 0:19:34I thought it would be safer that way. But you're right.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Best keep it all in one place.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39What's going on?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Keith has found some money.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Yes, looks to be in the region of £100,000.
0:19:43 > 0:19:4693. It's mine, I just wished for it.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49You do talk some rubbish, Mary.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52This money was just here, nobody wished for it.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Well, how do you explain the rat?
0:19:55 > 0:19:59I can assure you, there's more than one rat on this property, Nick,
0:19:59 > 0:20:02they're everywhere. Now, if you'll excuse me.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04You're not going.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06- What?- That's my money.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- You're not taking it.- Maz! - It belongs to me!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11ELECTRIC BUZZING
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Maz! Come back!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Get the fuse box.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Maz!
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Listen to me.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27If you take that money...
0:20:29 > 0:20:31..something terrible will happen to you.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37I know you're spooked.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42But that money is not yours.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48There's no point hiding.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50There's only three rooms.
0:21:17 > 0:21:18Don't come any closer!
0:21:19 > 0:21:24- Maz.- I'm warning you, don't move, or I'll turn you both into cushions.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26What?
0:21:26 > 0:21:28It's the first thing that came into my mind.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Think about what I said.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33You're being greedy. Remember the Happy Meal in the Tesco's trolley.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37- It's not the same thing! - I'm sorry, you've lost me now.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41Maz, you don't know what your fate has in store.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45It could be that you ARE going to be really rich.
0:21:46 > 0:21:51Don't meddle with it. Just let it be a surprise.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Thanks for the warning, Nick, but I know what I want.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55I don't like surprises.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14- Oh...- Jesus.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Don't touch anything, Nick,
0:22:28 > 0:22:30you don't want to contaminate the evidence.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36We've still got one wish left. I could wish for Maz to come back
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- to life.- Nick.- But then she'd be brain-damaged, of course,
0:22:38 > 0:22:41just like in The Monkey's Paw, when the son comes back all mangled.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42Nick, Nick, you're babbling.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Why don't you go home now and I'll sort this?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- Yeah, but what about Maz? - She's gone.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52She's gone. It was an accident at work, we both saw it.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56I'll alert the authorities, I'll take the money back
0:22:56 > 0:22:59to the office and in the morning I'll reassign the case, OK?
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Yeah, will you, though?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04What do you mean?
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Take the money back?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08I saw what you were doing with it.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09I explained all that.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Keith, I've known you 12 years.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Don't lie to me, please.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18OK.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21OK, 50/50.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25- What?- We'll split it, 45 grand each. No-one knew it ever existed,
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- it's not a crime.- Keith, I don't want anything to do with that money,
0:23:28 > 0:23:30- we've got to get rid of it, burn it! - I can't burn it, Nick!
0:23:30 > 0:23:33This money is a godsend to me.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35This could pay for Charlie's operation.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Yes. Yes, maybe.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42In the stories, people always make self-serving wishes,
0:23:42 > 0:23:44use it for something good, there'll be no retribution.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46There's no such thing as wishes!
0:23:47 > 0:23:50There is no magic, there's no short cuts!
0:23:51 > 0:23:55If you hadn't found that stupid video, Maz would still be alive!
0:23:55 > 0:23:57We could have just done this job and gone home.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03Hang on a minute. We found that video locked in the safe.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06So?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08It was his suicide video. Who put it there?
0:24:08 > 0:24:12- What are you trying to say? - Maybe Frank isn't dead.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14- Frank is dead, Nick. - Yes, but how do you know?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Because I killed him!
0:24:37 > 0:24:40The trouble with these old properties is...
0:24:41 > 0:24:43..they're deathtraps.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44FAINT HISSING
0:24:45 > 0:24:49Especially...if you've been drinking.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55I'd heard rumours there might be money here.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01The neighbours have been in, complaining about the smell.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03So I arranged a home visit.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08I told Frank about Charlie...
0:25:10 > 0:25:13..asked him if he could help me out, but he wouldn't listen.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17We argued.
0:25:17 > 0:25:18I lost my temper.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Next thing I know...
0:25:22 > 0:25:23..he was dead.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27So, you see, Nick,
0:25:27 > 0:25:30it's got nothing to do with your stupid wishes.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34DOOR CLOSES
0:26:12 > 0:26:14I am so hungry.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18I don't know what's happened to all my food.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Frank?
0:26:23 > 0:26:26- What are you doing here? - This is my flat.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Where else am I going to go?
0:26:33 > 0:26:35But you're dead!
0:26:35 > 0:26:38I had some tinned peaches in here somewhere.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42I know you, don't I?
0:26:42 > 0:26:43You came from the council.
0:26:45 > 0:26:50One minute you're trying to help me, and the next...
0:26:51 > 0:26:54..you're pushing me through a glass coffee table.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Yes, sorry about that.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03- I have a son, you see. - Yes, I remember you saying.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07We try and help the ones we love.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09I understand that.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15I tried to help my wife, but it didn't work out.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20I also wished to be rich, and now look at me.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24What was your third wish, Frank?
0:27:25 > 0:27:27I thought you'd have guessed that by now.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31What's the point of being rich if you can't live forever?
0:27:32 > 0:27:34So that videotape...
0:27:34 > 0:27:39Oh, I've tried countless times to end it all, but I can't.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43Like a bad penny, I keep coming back.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46It's a living hell, and I'm trapped in it.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Don't make the same mistake I made.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Be careful what you wish for.
0:27:59 > 0:28:00Here.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03This belongs to you.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06Thank you.
0:28:06 > 0:28:07I'll make us some tea.
0:28:15 > 0:28:16KEITH!
0:28:28 > 0:28:29Here you go.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32You've got a visitor.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38- Charlie?- Look, Daddy, I can walk!
0:28:40 > 0:28:42Oh!
0:28:42 > 0:28:44I wished it for you, Keith.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46It's what you deserve.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49Oh, my boy, my beautiful boy.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51Daddy?
0:28:51 > 0:28:52What's that smell?
0:28:53 > 0:28:55Oh, no.
0:28:55 > 0:28:56FAINT HISSING
0:28:56 > 0:28:58SPARKER CLICKS