0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains strong language and adult humour
0:00:05 > 0:00:07It's my last three months before I finish school for ever.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09- I love you so fucking much! - You're my best friend.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11And it looks like I'm going to win the prestigious Hillford Medal
0:00:11 > 0:00:14for demonstrating Christian values and being good at everything.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16I love it here!
0:00:16 > 0:00:20Mr Hayes busted me and my Prefects for making our dance too sexual.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22There is to be no undergarments seen at any time, OK?
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Those dance moves aren't OK for things like schoolies.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27- Go fucking fist yourself. - All right, horse face, I will.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30And the lesbian boarders were being fucking little bitches as usual.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34Fuckin' slut! You've got a Friday, by the way. I'm writing it up!
0:00:34 > 0:00:36My gay best friend, Cody, tipped me off
0:00:36 > 0:00:38about a hot new boy that's just started at Kelton.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Fuck my life... He's so fucking quiche!
0:00:40 > 0:00:41I'm Ja'mie.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43But my bitch of a mother ruined everything.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46I told you fucking 3:10, not 3:0 fucking 7.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49I know how to text and drive. I'm not a fucking idiot.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53We had a sleepover and then Dad said that he was OK for us to host
0:00:53 > 0:00:54a massive party at my house.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56So I'm going to invite Mitchell.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Oh, my God. So we can do it? - Yes, OK.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01I can't even deal with how excited I am about everything
0:01:01 > 0:01:03in my life right now.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- I love you so... - It's going to be so fucking cool!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54MUSIC: "Wings" by Little Mix
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Oh, my God. Immy, did you get my message?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Seriously, guys, I have the most hectic news.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16I can't even deal with how random this is.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- What is it? - OK, game-changer, guys.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20You're making me nervous. What's going on?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- You know Kwami, the African... - Yeah.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26..that I read to? Last night, he sends me a dick pic.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27No...
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Seriously. I'll show you. - Show me. Show me.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Oh, my God! Is it hard?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34'Is it hard?' Can you not tell the difference?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- That's so cray. It's kind of chunky.- I know!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39It's actually quite hot for a dick, I reck.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Why does it bend like that? That's so weird.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Yeah. And it's so much pinker than I thought it would be.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I thought it was going to be, like, really black.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49'Cause his face is black, but it's weird that, like,
0:02:49 > 0:02:50that would be pink.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52- Oh, my God, it's so big, Ja'mie. - It's definitely his dick, though.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55It's really awkies 'cause I feel like I should send him
0:02:55 > 0:02:56a tit photo but...
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- It's, like, protocol but it's, like...- Yeah, gotta send something.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01I know. I don't want him to see how small my tits are.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Why do you care? Do you like him? - No.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Oh, you so do!- I don't like him.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- Whoo! - He's African! I don't like him.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- You're blushing.- I'm not blushing.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12I'm just, like... It's, like, FML. I don't know what to do.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- What should I do? - Have you sent anything back?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17I sent back a message. I sent some blushing-face emoticons and stuff.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- Like, a winky one. - Yeah. That's good.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22He'll probably just be jerking off, knowing that you've seen it.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Seriously, how cute would our babies be, though?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27But then I'd have to have sex with him,
0:03:27 > 0:03:29and he's got that...really weird dick.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Like, it's quiche, but it's, like, kind of long.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Morning, girls. - Hi, sir.- How are you, sir?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- Really good, thanks, Jamie. - How you going?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Great, Jamie, and I'm very excited about this afternoon's rehearsal.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Are you coming to choir practice? - Yes, I am.- Miss told us.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Guys, Sir's coming to choir.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47It's going to be really cool having you there.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49You're going to love it so much. Seriously, sir.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51I've got a solo at the beginning. I sound amazing.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Like, I'm not even joking. - Great, great. I look forward to it.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57That's a really cool suit, sir. Is that new?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Actually, it is. Well spotted. - I love it.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01It's, like, really kind of slimming on you.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Thank you. You need to mix them up every now and then.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Yeah. Good choice. Is that Italian cotton? Or what is it?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09I don't know. I just wear them when the wife buys them.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- Anyway, girls, have a good day. Bye.- Bye! See you, sir.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Ja'mie! You're bad!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19He totally gets off on talking to me. I'm giving him what he wants.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23You're disgusting. Mr Hayes is so chat!
0:04:23 > 0:04:24The way you were stroking his suit,
0:04:24 > 0:04:26he probably cracked a fat and had to leave.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30- He's only human. - You're so fucking quiche.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34I know I'm quiche, babes. Don't be jel. It doesn't suit you.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38- Well, anyway, we heard about the party.- Oh, my God. Seriously,
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I cannot even deal with how good the party's going to be.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- You have the best party house.- I know! The pool and everything.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Oh, my God. I'm going to get crashy as.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49And we invited the hot Year 10 boys,
0:04:49 > 0:04:51like Josh McLaughlin and Mitchell, the new guy.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Mitchell! Oh, my God!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Seriously, right now, I am shipping me and Mitchell so badly.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Did you guys see he friended me on Facebook?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Yeah.- Are you kidding?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02- I was looking at his photos. - He's so hot.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- Did you look at the Bali ones?- Yeah.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- Fuck, he seriously is the hottest guy.- So jealous of you.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11He's kind of, like, sporty, but he's also a little bit pretty boy.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Yeah.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15And his eyebrows. Oh, fuck, they're so hot.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- And his abs. - He friended you. I'm so jealous.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21I know. Seriously, him and me is, like, the future.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- The perfect couple.- Could happen. Could happen at the party.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28But seriously, have you guys heard what I'm calling the party?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30I'm calling it the Perfect Prefect Party.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- 'Cause it's, like, PPP, so it's... - No, that's cute.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35And it's us and we're perfect.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- We should totally make a Facey event for it.- Yes!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40And have, like, a group photo of us on it.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42We should totally take a photo today somewhere. A full selfie.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Like, not even a selfie.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Get some random to take it of all of us and put it on as the cover thing.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- The cover photo.- Oh, my God.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Yeah, 'cause my hair's looking really good. Is my T-zone shiny?
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Let me see. No, you're fine.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Oh, my God. I should totes do an announcement.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57- Yeah.- Guys!
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Excuse me, all of Year 12, there's a party at my house on Friday.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02It's called the Perfect Prefect Party.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05There's going to be a Facebook event up about it today.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08So you're all invited. See you Friday.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Ja'mie, we have to go. - Oh, my God. I love you guys.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Love you. Mwah, mwah! - Love you.- See you at recess.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17I love you so much. Seriously, Morgan, I fucking love you.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19I fucking love you, too, Ja'mie. We're going to miss you so much.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Love you both.- Bye, guys.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24- Seriously. ILY! - I'll text you if anything happens.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Ja'mie, are we inviting everyone to the party?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Um, well, everyone except Asians and boarders, obviously.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31What about Asians like Rachel Lew and that?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Rachel can come. She's hot as. - Yeah, she's so quiche.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- I don't even think of her as Asian. - Yeah, she's not even.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Put your phone away. You're on school grounds, OK?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41I'll give you a Friday if I see it again.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42In your locker.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07MUSIC: "Why Am I Crying" by Molly Sanden
0:07:25 > 0:07:27I love dance. It's, like, the best subject ever.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29It's, like, I love my class so much
0:07:29 > 0:07:32'cause, like, my besties Olivia and Madison are in it
0:07:32 > 0:07:35and my GB, Cody, is in it - my gay bestie.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37'Cause he's, like... He wanted to do it at Kelton
0:07:37 > 0:07:38but he can't do it there
0:07:38 > 0:07:40so we let him do it here, which is so cute.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50My dance solo is such a big deal.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52It's worth, like, 50% of my overall dance mark.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55So I'm focusing a lot of attention on it.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59So, like, I'm aiming for an ATAR of 99 'cause I want to get into PR
0:07:59 > 0:08:02at uni next year and do, like, events and stuff.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Well, not next year 'cause I'm taking my gap year next year.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07I'm going to do aid work in Africa.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10It's really, like, bad over there and stuff... Um, yeah.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14So, like, the other thing I want to do is modelling next year,
0:08:14 > 0:08:16like, focus on modelling and, um...
0:08:16 > 0:08:19And because I'll be in Africa,
0:08:19 > 0:08:21like, I'm thinking, like, I probably won't be eating much food
0:08:21 > 0:08:24so, like, if I do the portfolio photoshoot,
0:08:24 > 0:08:26I'll probably be looking really hot.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37The theme of my dance solo is aid work in Africa.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40So it's, like, about all the kind of bad stuff I'm going to see
0:08:40 > 0:08:42and me, like, stopping child slavery
0:08:42 > 0:08:45and just healing people and stuff like that.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56The other theme of my dance solo
0:08:56 > 0:08:59is, like, the turmoil of, like, wanting to do modelling
0:08:59 > 0:09:02as well as my charity stuff, do you know what I mean?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04So, like, the kind of anguish going on in my head
0:09:04 > 0:09:06about, you know, "What do I choose?"
0:09:06 > 0:09:09And I just express that turmoil through dance.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17And they're choosing the best dance soloist
0:09:17 > 0:09:20to perform at Presentation Day in front of the whole school.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23And it's the centenary Presentation Day so really big deal.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44So good, Ja'mie, I was almost crying. It's totes adorbs.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46I could tell you were about to lose it.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48You're such an amazing dancer. I'm in shock.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50You're going to be doing that at Presentation Day.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- I'm going to be bawling. - Love you so fucking much, Babes.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Oh, my God. How ridic is this going to be?- It's going to be so ridic.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Erin Walker is this boarder
0:09:59 > 0:10:02and she is seriously - no offence - such a dumb bitch.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06She's pretty much a confirmed lesbian. She's severely overweight.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08And she's, like, a massive suck.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10MUSIC STARTS
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Like, she sucks up to the teachers so badly. It's, like, ridic.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Like, she's always, like, "Oh, my God. I'm so good at everything.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22"Like, look at all the badges on my blazer."
0:10:22 > 0:10:24It's, like, seriously, get over yourself.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30She comes from this country town, right?
0:10:30 > 0:10:34And she was on the news last year because the town flooded and, um,
0:10:34 > 0:10:36like, a guy died or something.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39And she claims that she, like, saved the town.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Like, there was a thing on the news
0:10:40 > 0:10:42and Erin was, like, filling up sandbags.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Like, trying to, like, stop the riverbank from killing people.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48And it was, like... It was so ridiculous.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55And then we had this assembly, right,
0:10:55 > 0:10:57and everyone had to get up and applaud.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01And she, like, started crying. It was so ridic. Seriously.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03She needs to, like, stop going on about herself
0:11:03 > 0:11:04and think about losing some weight.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07My dance is about the floods and depicting through movement
0:11:07 > 0:11:09the emotion involved of getting the community together.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11It's a celebration of the community spirit
0:11:11 > 0:11:13and the awesome force of Mother Nature.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18So I told Josh and all of his friends
0:11:18 > 0:11:19to meet us after choir practice.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- They're going to meet us in the hall.- Did you say bring Mitchell?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Obvs. Why do you think I would invite them?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28We're going to give you and Mitchell solo time to get to know each other.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- God, I'm so nervous. - No need to be nervous.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33I'm going to be so embarrassed when I see him.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Why? - 'Cause he's so hot.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39And I'm just, like... I'm really into him.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Oh, good, then.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42I'm looking really quiche today, though, don't you reckon?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Like, I'm looking flat as in my sports bra,
0:11:44 > 0:11:46but, like, imagine me in school uniform.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Yeah, quiche as.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49I'm having a quiche hair day, too, don't you reckon?
0:11:49 > 0:11:52FML for me having small tits. It sucks.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Seriously, don't worry about that, Ja'mie.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57This is the hottest we are ever going to look in our lives, girls,
0:11:57 > 0:12:00and I'm a fucking A cup. Seriously.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03You're adorbs, babes. Seriously, you'd look weird with massive tits.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06You're the hottest girl in Year 12 and you know you are.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08I know I am, but I just don't like having small tits.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12It's, like... It's, like, FML. You know?
0:12:12 > 0:12:15It's, like, boys always talk about tits. It makes me really insecure.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- But does it really matter? - Yeah, it matters.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Because he might, like, be into big tits
0:12:20 > 0:12:23and he might reject me because he doesn't like my tits.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24- You can't think like that. - So it matters.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Well, if it happens, I'll blame you.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33- Um, cool dance, Erin. Really creative.- Thanks.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34WTF?
0:12:34 > 0:12:37What are you doing, Ja'mie? You look like a freak.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Trying to take my bra off without flashing my tits.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43And considering present company, I think it's probably a good idea.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- Well, why don't we hold up towels? - OK.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Two towels. I need two. - Sure. Here.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- I don't want to arouse certain people.- No.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Some of us are straight in here.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- God, she's so traj. - Hold them still, bitches.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04- Oh, my God. Can she...- Don't look.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- She keeps looking.- Can you not look?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08- How much of a perv is she? - Fucking bitch.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31# As I look back on my education
0:13:32 > 0:13:35# And all that I have learned
0:13:36 > 0:13:39# Get a glimpse of my life destination
0:13:40 > 0:13:43# And fly up like a bird
0:13:45 > 0:13:46# This girl is... #
0:13:46 > 0:13:48This year, we're combining junior and senior choirs
0:13:48 > 0:13:50for our Presentation Day.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52As you may be aware, it's our centenary celebration,
0:13:52 > 0:13:54so we're taking it up a notch.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Teach and you shall learn... #
0:13:57 > 0:13:59And we've got our multi-talented student Jamie King,
0:13:59 > 0:14:01who's actually written a piece for this assembly.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04# I'm learning to be me
0:14:04 > 0:14:07# I'm learning to be me... #
0:14:07 > 0:14:10She's based it on the motto of the school - Docendo Discimus -
0:14:10 > 0:14:12which is "Teaching in order to learn."
0:14:12 > 0:14:16# Docendo Discimus... #
0:14:16 > 0:14:19And to that, she's added her own phrase "Learning to be me,"
0:14:19 > 0:14:22which really rounds it off and makes it a real expression
0:14:22 > 0:14:25of what it means to be a Hillford girl.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27# I'm learning to be me
0:14:27 > 0:14:31# I'm learning to be me
0:14:31 > 0:14:34# I'm learning to be me
0:14:35 > 0:14:39# I'm learning to be me. #
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Well done, girls. Fantastic stuff. Really spine-tingling.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47It'll be even better on the night, won't it, girls?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Miss, could I just run through with my juniors?
0:14:50 > 0:14:51'Cause they were sounding really bad in the end.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- OK, that's a good idea. - Yeah, the harmonies and stuff.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Sectionals, girls. Can I get my juniors over to the piano, please?
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Years 7 and 8's with me, please. - Juniors.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05OK, um, Courtney, I could hear you and, no offence,
0:15:05 > 0:15:07but you sound really shit.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08So can I get you and Selena
0:15:08 > 0:15:12- just to go through alto-soprano parts on the chorus?- No. Why?
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Because it's sounding bad and you've gotta get it right, OK?
0:15:15 > 0:15:17We sound just fine. Ask Miss Duffy.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19You don't. I can hear you and you sound shit.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23OK. Five, six, seven, eight.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25# Teach and you shall learn... #
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Stop.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Are you fucking serious? Are you trying to sound bad?
0:15:28 > 0:15:30- That was bad.- We sound fine.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34And what about your gay solo line where you go, "Educa-shon"?
0:15:34 > 0:15:38Shut up. All of you bitches, do not laugh or you'll get Fridays.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Grow some tits and shut your fat face, OK?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42At least I've got a solo line, OK?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- The solo sucks! - At least I wrote the song.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46All you've got is a flat chest and chin acne.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48So do what I say and practise it again.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Miss, don't worry about packing up.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04We'll do it, the Prefects will do it.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06- So you can go.- All right then.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08- Have a great night, Miss. - Thank you, Jamie.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Awesome rehearsal. See ya, Miss. Thank you.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Erin, we're packing up. Prefects are packing up.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17We don't need your help. Go. Go. Erin! Leave.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Bye. Bye.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Fucking bitch.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Oh, my God.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26- Oh, my God.- They're here.
0:16:26 > 0:16:31They're actually here? Oh, my God! Oh, shit.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32I am freaking out. Is anyone else freaking out?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Yes, yes!
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Actually, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Before you open the door, I've gotta do this.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41Quickly! Quick. Oh, my God. OK. OK, OK, OK, OK.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43OK. Go.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46OK, quick. Get in, get in. Did anyone see you?
0:16:46 > 0:16:47We're so busted if Mr Hayes sees you.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Hey! I didn't think you were going to come.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51You didn't respond to my Facebook message.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- I didn't have my phone on me. - I thought you hated me.- No.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Um, that's OK that you didn't respond, so...
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Um, guys, does everyone know about the Perfect Prefect Party?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03- Yeah.- My house, on Friday.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- Yeah, are you coming? - Make sure you RSVP.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Um, so...come and sit over...
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Are you settling into school really well?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14- Yeah, I like it. It's all right. - That's cool.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Um, so Year 10. That's really...
0:17:18 > 0:17:22It's a really, um, like... It's such a bludge year, like...
0:17:22 > 0:17:23I remember Year 10.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26It was, like, really cool 'cause there's heaps of parties and stuff
0:17:26 > 0:17:30- and everyone's, like, hooking up. - Yeah, pretty cool.- That's cool.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- It's probably like that at Kelton too.- Um, Ja'mie.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34We were thinking of all going to the shops
0:17:34 > 0:17:36and leaving you and Mitchell to chat.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Oh, OK. Um, yeah, cool. I'll text you. Love you.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46- Love you guys. ILY, everyone. - See you, boys.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47I love you so fucking much. Bye.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52- I did not plan that to happen. - Yeah...
0:17:52 > 0:17:55I promise you. I didn't. When it comes to guys,
0:17:55 > 0:17:58like, I'm the one in my group that knows the most about guys.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Like, I kind of know how to handle the male species,
0:18:01 > 0:18:02if you know what I mean.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Like, I know how to get what I want.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07I have a way of being able to, like, draw guys in.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11Like, number one rule when you're with a guy - be yourself.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Don't be fake. Guys hate it.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- It's like a stadium. - You are so funny.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20You crack me up so much. Seriously.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22And, you know, if guys are really into sport,
0:18:22 > 0:18:24then ask them about the sport that they're into.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25Pretend that you're into it too.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28I am really into football. Like, I love it.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Like, I'm seriously... I'm cray for it.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32You wouldn't think from looking at me, but I'm, like,
0:18:32 > 0:18:35really into football. Like, all codes and stuff.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37A good way of getting really physical with a guy
0:18:37 > 0:18:40is, like, you ask them about their muscles.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Like, guys love talking about their muscles.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Flex it again. Go from non-flex to flex.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Oh, my God! That kind of breaks the ice
0:18:48 > 0:18:52and gets you in a sort of, like, skin-on-skin kind of contact way.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55And guys, like, they feel a connection with you.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56There's sort of like a warmth.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58I would kill to have my Year 10 body back.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59One of the really important things
0:18:59 > 0:19:02is to let guys know who you really are.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Guys love it when you tell them everything.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06They want to know what you're all about.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09I used to have, like, a full eating disorder in Year 8.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13And then, like, I went full emo. In, like, Year 9, I was like...
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Well, not, like, ugly emo. Like, hot emo.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18And then, like, I went really indie, like, in Year 10.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21I nearly, like, drowned myself once in the bath.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Yeah, my mum came in. I was, like, face down.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27But I was only down for, like, 30 seconds so I couldn't have died.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29I love music festivals. Like, I love...
0:19:29 > 0:19:31I just love the whole atmosphere of a music festival.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35Just, like, all the crowds and, like, I love getting in a mosh pit.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37I'm really into DJing at the moment too.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41I'm, like... I've got some decks at home and stuff.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42Doing a bit of that. Yeah.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Guys are really attracted to visual stuff.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48They want to try before they buy, so get up there,
0:19:48 > 0:19:51show 'em what you can do.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52Let 'em see how your body moves.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Would it be really random if, like,
0:19:54 > 0:19:56I showed you a dance that I've been working on?
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- No. That's cool.- Would it be weird? - No, let's do it.- Oh, cool.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Um, we should probably move some stuff out of the way
0:20:01 > 0:20:03so you can see me.
0:20:08 > 0:20:13- I hope you like it. You into dance? - Yeah. It's pretty cool.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- Are you into dubstep? - Yeah, I like it.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- I love dubstep. I'm cray for it. - So do I.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21MUSIC STARTS
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Actually, stop. Can you stop it? Stop, stop.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28That one's shit, actually.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30I haven't, like, fully worked it out. Um...
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Go to the next track. This is a dance that I've been...
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Worked on for a while. So I'll show you this one.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Wait. Wait till I say.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41All right, go.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44MUSIC STARTS
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- You fucking little bitch! - It's going on YouTube. Sucked in!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Fucking delete it, you stupid slut!
0:21:51 > 0:21:54What on earth's going on in here?! Girls, stop!
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Jamie, enough! Enough!
0:21:57 > 0:22:00That language is disgusting, and get that uniform done up immediately!
0:22:00 > 0:22:02You, young man, what do you think you're doing here?
0:22:02 > 0:22:07No Kelton boys are allowed on these grounds at any time. Are we clear?
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Now, tell me, what is going on?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12She's trying to impress that guy with slutty dance moves.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Shut your face, you fat slut. - Jamie, your language, please.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18You're our School Captain. You should know better than that.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21I've got a good mind to take that badge off you right now.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24OK, you, young man, go. And go immediately.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26And I do not want to see you ever again. Quickly!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Courtney and Selena, outside and wait for me.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31You're in trouble as well.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Jamie, I don't know what's going on here,
0:22:33 > 0:22:35but don't think it's smooth sailing from here on in.
0:22:35 > 0:22:40You still need to do the exams to get that 99 ATAR score you're after.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43You still going to go to university and do PR at the end of all this?
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- Yes. - Don't try that nonsense on me.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49If you want to go to university, you need to focus.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52You're a bright young woman with a great future in front of you.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Don't waste the opportunity.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58The other thing is, I'd really love to see you win the Hillford Medal,
0:22:58 > 0:23:00particularly in the centenary year.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03But if you want it, you've gotta make sure you don't mess it up.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05- Are we clear?- Sorry, sir.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- But, like, obviously I'm going to get it.- Sorry?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Obviously, like, I'm going to get the Hillford Medal.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Like, who else would you give it to?- Don't assume that.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15You're an outstanding candidate. There's no doubting that.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16But there are others.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19You do the right thing by us and we can do the right thing by you,
0:23:19 > 0:23:21but it comes down to you.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23I want you to get your stuff and leave this hall now. Quickly.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25OK.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03Next time on Ja'mie: Private School Girl...
0:24:03 > 0:24:06I would now like to introduce my latest project - Kwami.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Hi, Kwami. Welcome to Hillford.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Stop trying to fucking cash in on my African.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13This is your room. It's actually my sister's room.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15- Get out!- You don't have to be a fucking bitch.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Well, don't fucking come in when Kwami's in here, you fucking perv.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Sorry. Sorry.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Hey, do you want Ja'mie to flash her tits?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Shut up!
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Oh, my God. We've got a party on tonight. You're totally invited.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28The boarders are here. They're out the front.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Go away, Lauren. You're not fucking invited.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32Fat lesbian boarders.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Have you looked in the mirror lately, horse face?
0:24:34 > 0:24:38- You're fat yourself. - I fucking hate you!