0:00:01 > 0:00:04This programme contains very strong language and adult humour.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06'Dad went and picked up Kwami, the African guy...
0:00:06 > 0:00:08GIRLS SQUEAL
0:00:08 > 0:00:10My wife, Jhyll, and I are agreeable for everything.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Bye-bye.
0:00:12 > 0:00:13'..and he came to live with us. For a month.'
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Don't sit there or there, that's me and Dad.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17As if he's gonna eat that. Yuck!
0:00:17 > 0:00:18'He's staying in my sister's room.'
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- Get out!- You don't have to be a fucking bitch.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Well, don't fucking come in when Kwami's in here, you fucking perv!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25'He had an awesome day at Hillford.'
0:00:27 > 0:00:29What kind of girls are you into?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Would you go other races or are you, like, strictly black?
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Everyone was really excited about the Perfect Prefect Party.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37- Do you want Ja'mie to flash her tits?- Shut up!
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Fucking bitch! I am not doing it. I'm not a full sluzza.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43'And it ended up being the funnest and most epic night ever.'
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Get back inside! Get out of the party!
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Seriously, I told you! It's a no-parent party.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51'We had a few hiccups with the boarders turning up uninvited.'
0:00:51 > 0:00:53The Facebook event said all Year 12s.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Yeah, everyone except Asians and boarders -
0:00:55 > 0:00:57it goes without fucking saying!
0:00:57 > 0:00:58'But I told them where to go.'
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Go away, or I'll get my dad to fucking bash the shit out of you!
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- You are NOT fat...! - I FUCKING HATE YOU!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07'And the best news of all is that
0:01:07 > 0:01:09'I hooked up with Mitchell at the party,
0:01:09 > 0:01:11'and now we're officially going out.'
0:01:11 > 0:01:13GIRLS SQUEAL
0:01:13 > 0:01:15I'm going out with Mitchell! Yolo!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19THEME MUSIC PLAYING
0:02:09 > 0:02:11SAMANTHA JADE: "What You've Done To Me"
0:02:11 > 0:02:13# Sometimes you get what you want
0:02:13 > 0:02:15# Sometimes you get what you don't...#
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Oh, my God. He's calling me.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Hi, Mitchy!
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Oh, my God!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Mitchell! Hey.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27# Till there's nothing at all...#
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Omigod, he's got the ball!
0:02:29 > 0:02:32# You shot your love through my defences
0:02:32 > 0:02:34# And left me wide open
0:02:34 > 0:02:38# Feels like my feet can't touch the ground
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- # That's what you've done to me... # - Show me how to do it.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44# I'm a rocket to the sun
0:02:44 > 0:02:47# I'm a heartbeat on the run
0:02:47 > 0:02:49# That's what you've done to me
0:02:49 > 0:02:52# I'm a bullet I can fly
0:02:52 > 0:02:53# When you kiss me, I could die
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- # That's what you've... # - I wanna perm your hair again.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58# ..done to me. #
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Goodnight.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Having a boyfriend is the best.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10It's so good. I'm so into him.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12I just can't stop thinking about him.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15And, like, we're really compatible, like, looks-wise. We're both quiche.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18And I know it's only been, like, a week, but I just...
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I just love him so much. He's the best.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Like, at the moment, like, we finish each other's sentences.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27I'll say something and we'll be, like, "Bla-bla-bla" at the same time. It's so cute!
0:03:27 > 0:03:31And you know what I love the most? I love his face.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Like, his whole fucking face.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35He's got, like, the bushy eyebrows and the chin and...
0:03:35 > 0:03:37It's such a cute face.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Omigod, and he gets these little salivary bits on, like,
0:03:40 > 0:03:43the corners of his mouth and I have to, like, wipe it off.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46It's so cute. His nose is so... Like, have a look at this photo.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Like, see that photo there? See how his nose kind of goes up?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51It's like... It's like that.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53It's a little piggy, but it's kind of, like, quiche piggy.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Do you know what I mean?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57And you know what I love too? His Facebook...
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Um, check this out.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02"In a relationship with Ja'mie King."
0:04:02 > 0:04:04- Oh, my God! - KISSES NOISILY
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Fucking love you so much.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08That's shit cray.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Have you done all your homework?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13It's not a homework night. It's study night.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Do you know what my favourite body part of Mitchell is?
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Have a guess.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22His thighs. I fucking love his thighs.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23They're so fucking hot.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Like, I went to Westfield the other day
0:04:25 > 0:04:27and he was walking around with his short shorts on.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30And I was, like... I was looking at his thighs
0:04:30 > 0:04:31and I was, like,
0:04:31 > 0:04:33"Ohhhh! Oh, my God."
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Do you know what I mean? It's, like, I was so aroused.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- Ja'mie. - What?- Off the bed.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41You should be studying, not lazing around all afternoon.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Kwami, get to your own room. No more visiting each other's rooms.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48I'm reading to him. That's why he's in here. I'm educating him.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49You can do that in the living room.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51I'm not going to the fucking living room.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Courtney's in there, and she smells.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Kwami, get on Courtney's computer and Skype me.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58I'm gonna read to you over Skype.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Um, Daddy... - What?
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Tomorrow, would it be cool if Mitchell came to Bunnings with us?
0:05:04 > 0:05:05No. Not tomorrow, darl.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- Pwease, Daddy? Ja'mie want him to. - No. Study.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10You need those marks for uni, Ja'mie.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Stop being a hater.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14We'll decide tomorrow, OK?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Um, last time I'm letting you in my room.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17I'm getting a lock on the door.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Kwami, get on Skype now. I'm gonna read to you.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24And no offence, Dad, but you're a massive bastard.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28# You make me want to stand out tonight
0:05:28 > 0:05:30# Turn off the lights
0:05:30 > 0:05:32# Give up the fight
0:05:32 > 0:05:34# Surrender
0:05:34 > 0:05:35# You got me good
0:05:35 > 0:05:37# I knew that you would
0:05:37 > 0:05:40# Did the best that I could
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- # I surrender.- #
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Seriously, it's, like, the worst day of my life.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Like, I would happily kill myself.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Oh, my God. Guys, did Olivia tell you?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53The most fucked-up thing happened this morning.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- You're gonna die. - Seriously, like, I can't even deal.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58I actually wanna kill myself right now.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Tell me everything.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Um, OK, so I'm at the Kelton gates saying goodbye to Mitchell,
0:06:02 > 0:06:03and I farted.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Oh, my God. That's hec. - Yeah.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- Fully loud? - Yeah, like, right in front of him.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Yeah, he totally heard it. - Are you sure?- Do the sound.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11- I'm not doing the sound. - Do the sound.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13I'm not doing it. Guys, it's not funny.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- You have to do the sound. - It's not funny.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19- Seriously, it was humiliating. - Just try.- Just do it.- Come on.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Alright. It was kind of like...
0:06:21 > 0:06:22IMITATES FART
0:06:22 > 0:06:24- It was kinda like... - IMMY LAUGHS - Shut up!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- It's not funny!- It's pretty funny.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27It was more muffled than that, like...
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- And he kind of, like, just ignored it.- Did he hear it?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Yeah, we both pretended it didn't happen, though.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Like, he so obvs heard it.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Seriously, I wanna kill myself right now.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Ja'mie, no, you don't. - It's probably not even that bad.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- I do. - He probably didn't even hear it.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44It's disgusting. Seriously, and it's so random cos I never even fart.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Yes, you do. You totally fart all the time.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Shut up. I'm not talking to you. - You do it all night.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51- You fart a lot. - Fuck off. I'm not talking to you.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54I'm not kidding. It's so loud, I can hear it from my bedroom.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Can you just fuck off, OK? I wish I fucking drowned you as a child.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Let's get straight into it, please. - Hi, Miss.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Positions, everyone.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- Ja'mie, we're gonna go from verse two.- OK, cool.
0:07:06 > 0:07:11Girls, that means sopranos, altos and entry at bar 25.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Now, remember, it's only a few weeks until Presentation Day
0:07:15 > 0:07:18so we want this to sound really incredible.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21And because it's our centenary year, this is the big one.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28# As I look back on my education
0:07:28 > 0:07:31# And all that I have learned
0:07:33 > 0:07:37# Get a glimpse of my life destination
0:07:37 > 0:07:39# And fly up like a bird
0:07:41 > 0:07:45# The girl that's grown in many ways
0:07:45 > 0:07:48# The things that I have learned
0:07:48 > 0:07:53# Hillford sets my spirit free
0:07:53 > 0:07:57# A woman I will be
0:07:57 > 0:08:01# Cos I'm learning to be me...#
0:08:13 > 0:08:15# Never to be alone... #
0:08:15 > 0:08:18So are you guys nervous about dance assessment?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Nah, not really. I'm so prepared so...
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Are your mum and dad coming? Mine are.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Uh, yeah, Mum, Dad and Kwami are coming.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27And Mitchell's gonna come after rugby.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30I'm so nervous about him watching me dance, though.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Oh, don't even worry, Ja'mie, you're the best dancer in Year 12. Legit.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Yeah, I know I am.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Oh, my God. Look.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Erin and Lauren are totally faking that they can't see us.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40How much are they still not over the party?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42How much am I not over her calling me fat?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Erin, hi.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Are you nervous about dance assessment?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- No.- You shouldn't be.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Cos I heard the judges are really lenient towards girls with your body type.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55It's kind of like a handicap thing, so you should be alright.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58We don't like you, Ja'mie. Why would we wanna talk to you?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00I'm not talking to you, lezlord.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Why don't you go lick your own vagina? You love doing it so much.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Cos I wouldn't wanna turn you on.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Um, you wouldn't cos I've got a boyfriend. I'm straight, unlike you.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10I like guys.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Oh my God, she seriously has a mental problem.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14- She needs to go on medication. - I know.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17And get a decent haircut. I'm sick of looking at her stupid hair.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20What? Were we supposed to have them finished by this week?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22It's OK, this took me no time. Really?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25That book was so easy to read. I read it in, like, two hours.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Ja'mie. Ja'mie. Oh, my God. - What?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33I'm so glad I found you. What happened?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Have you guys checked Facebook in the last ten minutes?
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- No, why?- Oh, my God. I'm literally freaking out right now.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43I was looking at Mitchell's page and he changed his status to,
0:09:43 > 0:09:45'At Westfield with the amazing Madison Cartwright.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Best way to spend a free period.'
0:09:47 > 0:09:49- What the fuck?- I know.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52I saw her this morning and she did not tell me she was going there with him.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54- Sneaky little fucking bitch. - I know!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Why would he be with Madison at Westfield?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58That makes no fucking sense. I'm, like, spinning out right now.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- What's she doing?- Do they even talk?- I don't even know.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Fuck. I'm gonna check his Facebook.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- I am literally freaking out right now.- I know.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- JA'MIE GASPS - What?
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Oh, my God! He's changed his relationship status to single.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- What?! - It's Mitchell's Facebook.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15It's not you, Ja'mie. He's the bastard in this situation.
0:10:15 > 0:10:20- Madison is an idiot for doing this. - Do you think it was the fart?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Why would he be with Madison at Westfield? That's fucked up.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Madison's got Ancient in 1-1 right now.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27We should go ask what the fuck's going on.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30I don't care what her fucking excuse is. She's gonna get slapped.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34Miss, all the Prefects have got an urgent meeting. We have to go.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Yes, girls, that's fine.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Yes?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Sir, Madison Cartwright needs to see Ms Welham immediately.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Thanks, Ja'mie. Madison, off you go.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Get outside.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Get out.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57What?
0:10:57 > 0:11:02Did you go in your free with Mitchell to the fucking Westfield?
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Yeah. Why is that a problem?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06It's a problem cos he's my fucking boyfriend.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08He told me that you guys were never really together.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10- That's bullshit! - Are you fucking serious?!
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Ja'mie, did you really think that you were officially going out?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15- Cos you weren't. - Of course they were!
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- I'm not even joking.- I was with him 24/7. How is that not going out?
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Just calm down. Listen to me.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23He told me you guys are really good mates, but that was it.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25And you know that I've always liked him.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28What are you saying? I'm his fucking girlfriend.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Exactly!
0:11:29 > 0:11:33If he was really your boyfriend then why was he hooking up with other girls?
0:11:33 > 0:11:34He wasn't.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37He hooked up with Tash Morowski from Monte the other week.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39What about the Prefect promise? We're supposed to stick together!
0:11:39 > 0:11:42As School Captain, I'm taking your badge. You're no longer a Prefect.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Fuck off! - I fucking hate you!
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Because of you, he's changed his relationship status to single.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Just seriously, chill, Ja'mie! Don't fucking tell me to chill!
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- Did you even have sex with him? - Yes.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- Well, you're lying cos he told me that you didn't.- You're lying!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Well, he fingered me, so same diff.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Well, that's not what he told me.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04He said that youse tried, like, five times, but every time, you freaked out.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06- Stop lying, Madison. - I'm not lying.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Have you kissed him? Yeah.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- What?!- Oh, you fucking...
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- Get her, Ja'mie! - Fucking hit her!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Don't pull my hair extensions out - they were two fucking grand!
0:12:13 > 0:12:15I fucking hate you!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Fucking slut!- You're a fucking slut!
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Maybe you shouldn't have farted in his face this morning.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21He told me about it. It's disgusting, Ja'mie!
0:12:21 > 0:12:23I fucking hate you!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25He's my boyfriend and you're supposed to be my best friend!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28No offence, but you were kidding yourself from the start, Ja'mie.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31He and his mates were laughing about you the whole time.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32I can't believe you didn't even realise.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34You go around saying how quiche you are.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37But I'm just being honest. You're not that quiche, Ja'mie!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40PANDEMONIUM
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Oi! What's going on? Get off her!
0:12:42 > 0:12:46Ja'mie! Ja'mie King, back here now!
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Are you all right? You OK?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Yeah, I'm all right.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02- Oh, my God. - He's coming, Ja'mie.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Love you guys.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08GIRLS: Stay strong. We love you, Ja'mie.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- What? - Hi.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Um...
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Did you kiss Madison?
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Yeah.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28I didn't think we were exclusive.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Is it cos I'm fat?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41No.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46SOBS
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Oh, my God. - GIRLS: It's OK.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- SOBBING:- I asked...him if I...was fat and he...didn't...
0:13:53 > 0:13:55# No-one leaves the lights on anymore... #
0:13:55 > 0:14:00- You are not fat. - Don't even think like that, Ja'mie.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03# The towels are hanging just where they should... #
0:14:03 > 0:14:04I fucking loved him!
0:14:04 > 0:14:07# It's drop-dead quiet in my neighbourhood
0:14:08 > 0:14:12# I'm not that fragile
0:14:12 > 0:14:15# I'm not gonna break
0:14:15 > 0:14:17# Love's so overrated... #
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Jamie, it's your turn.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22# I'm not gonna need, not gonna need... '
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Ja'mie King, student number 263387.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27# ...need you if I fall
0:14:27 > 0:14:32# So why am I crying?
0:14:32 > 0:14:35# I'm not gonna miss Not gonna miss
0:14:35 > 0:14:40# Not gonna miss you Not at all
0:14:42 > 0:14:47# So what am I doing here on the floor crying?
0:14:47 > 0:14:51# I don't need your love notes to cheer me up
0:14:54 > 0:14:59# I can live without that kind of stuff
0:15:00 > 0:15:04# You don't have to wake me with a kiss every day
0:15:04 > 0:15:09# I'm tired of roses anyway
0:15:09 > 0:15:12# I'm not that fragile
0:15:12 > 0:15:15# I'm not gonna break
0:15:15 > 0:15:21- # Love's so overrated... # - OK, Erin, it's your turn.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24# I'm not gonna need Not gonna need
0:15:24 > 0:15:30# Not gonna need you if I fall
0:15:30 > 0:15:34# So why am I crying?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36# I'm not gonna miss Not gonna miss... #
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- Well done. - You did very well.
0:15:38 > 0:15:43# Not gonna miss you Not at all
0:15:44 > 0:15:49# So what am I doing here on the floor crying?
0:15:49 > 0:15:53# So don't you worry about me
0:15:53 > 0:15:58# Go on, enjoy being free
0:16:03 > 0:16:08# I don't miss your dirty clothes on the floor
0:16:09 > 0:16:12# I'm not gonna beg Not gonna crawl
0:16:12 > 0:16:18# Not gonna need you if I fall
0:16:19 > 0:16:23# So what am I doing here on the floor?
0:16:23 > 0:16:28# Doing here on the floor, crying? #
0:16:28 > 0:16:33DOORBELL CHIMES
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Hello, darling. - Hi, Mrs King. How is she?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38She's OK, sweetheart. I'll come and get you.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40OK.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Hi, Ja'mie.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49It's Cody.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Are you feeling any better?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Sweetie, come on, come out and talk to Cody.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55No.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58'The last few days have literally been the worst days
0:16:58 > 0:17:01'of my whole entire 17 years of my life.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05'Like, seriously, I'm so devo, it's not even funny.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08'I've had three days off school.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12'And my mum had to buy, like, a bulk amount of tissues
0:17:12 > 0:17:14'cos I've been crying so much.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15- Wanna take the box? - Yep.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18'Life's just not worth living any more, do you know what I mean?
0:17:18 > 0:17:21My mum and dad reckon I've got the black dog.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Which is, like...
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Like, every time I think of something happy,
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I just, like, turn it into a black dog.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Like, that's just me looking at the wall,
0:17:33 > 0:17:36and I can't even look at the wall without thinking sad things.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40SOBS
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Uhm...and I've had a few suicide attempts.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46- Um, can you pass me my Marie Claire?- Yeah, sure.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I wanna show you this dress.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Give me it!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56I've got fucking clinical depression, you fucking idiot.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57Jokes, bebs. Chill.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59'Mum's been, like, hiding all the stuff in my room.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Like, trying to hide anything I might be able to kill myself with.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Like, any sharp stuff like pens and, like, um...
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Well, it's all gone so...
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Like my tweezers and my hair straighteners and stuff.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Mum took that cos she thought I might, like, burn myself. To death.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- I would go, like, a strapless one. - Definitely. I was thinking that.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20That's really flattering on shoulders like mine.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21'But you know what I was thinking?
0:18:21 > 0:18:24'Like, you can hide all the stuff you like, Mum and Dad, but,
0:18:24 > 0:18:27like, I could, for example, put my head through that window
0:18:27 > 0:18:32and, like, slam the window down on my head and, like, chop my head off
0:18:32 > 0:18:34if I wanted to kill myself.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37You can't control what I wanna do. If I wanna die, I'm gonna die.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Get out!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Get out of my room!
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Jamie, while I'm here, could I please grab my Pilates DVD?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47No! Stop asking me for it!
0:18:47 > 0:18:49I'm sick of it.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52All right, if you don't fucking come in my room again.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Take it! - Thank you.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56'My mum is being such a bitch.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58'She doesn't even understand what I'm going through.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00I stole my mum's antidepressants.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04I've been trying them out, but they're not really working.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Baby, do you want a cookie?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Do you want any Coke too?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17'The only person in my family that understands me is Kwami.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19'He really gets me.'
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Kwami's here. He's gonna make you feel better.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Hi, Kwami.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26'You know, I just have to look at Kwami and I cry
0:19:26 > 0:19:28'and he puts his arm around me and he just makes me feel better.
0:19:28 > 0:19:34'He's got these really long arms and he's so warm and... I love him.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36So you know it's legit now?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38- They're, like, officially going out.- I know.
0:19:38 > 0:19:39Madison and Mitchell.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41I don't fucking care. They can have each other.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44They're both backstabbing fuckheads.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Are you still gonna let her come to Bali for schoolies?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49As if I would fucking let her come. No fucking way.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Yeah, awkies. It'll still be fun just with us, though.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54No, it's gonna be awesome.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57The thing that I'm most pissed off about is, like, dance assessment.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58It's, like, cos she fucked me up.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01And now I'm not gonna get my ATAR of 99.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03- And Dad's not gonna get me the BMW. - That sucks...
0:20:03 > 0:20:05And my life might as well be fucking over.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Well, I don't know, you could still get into TAFE or something.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11- I hope you're fucking kidding. - Jokes, bebs. Chill.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Also, that fucking heifer's dance was painful.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15- I know. - Fat people should not dance.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- I know. - It should be, like, a school rule.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21I seriously can't even deal with how fat her arse looked in that bodysuit.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24- So fucking fat.- It was, like, gross! - I know.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- Hey, Kwami.- Hey, Kwams.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29We're just talking about the whole Mitchell thing.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- Mitchell's an idiot. - I know.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35That guy is seriously the biggest douche in Sydney.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38He's a fucking wanklord. I'm so glad you didn't let him fuck you, though.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Uh, he fingered me. - I thought you said you made that up.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44No, he totally fingered me. It was, like...
0:20:44 > 0:20:46He did it a few times. It was really good.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Anyway, you are so much better than him, Ja'mie.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50So when do you reckon you're gonna come back to school?
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Well, I've got flute assessment tomorrow so I've gotta go back,
0:20:53 > 0:20:55but it's gonna suck cos everyone's gonna be staring at me.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57It's gonna be like the worst day of my life.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00No, they're not. No-one's gonna care about it.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03They fucking will. Olivia told me that, like, everyone in the whole school
0:21:03 > 0:21:05for the last three days has been talking about it.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Like I'm gonna walk in through the front fucking gates
0:21:07 > 0:21:08and everyone's gonna go,
0:21:08 > 0:21:11'There's that fat fucking loser who can't even keep a boyfriend.'
0:21:11 > 0:21:15Ja'mie, just don't give them the chance. Rock up full confidence.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Like, strut your stuff.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20I don't know. You need to like make them think that you don't even give a shit.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Like, fully reinvent yourself or something.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26That could actually be really cool. Like, full makeover.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Like, I go back but it's like...
0:21:27 > 0:21:30I'm, like, a rebel. Like, I don't even...
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Like, I don't even give a shit what anyone thinks.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Rebel Ja'mie. Oh, my God. This could be amazeballs.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Oh, my God! I could totally do your makeup.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- Yes! - Oh, my God, you can do my make...
0:21:39 > 0:21:41We'll do hair extensions and a full really dark fake tan
0:21:41 > 0:21:44- and, like, slut socks.- Yeah, yeah, yeah.- Yeah.- Oh, my God, hoop ear...
0:21:44 > 0:21:46- Oh, my God. - Like, fully break the school rules.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Come on. I'm totally gonna style you.- These babies?- Yeah, the hoops.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- Definitely rock those. Hang on.- Oh, my God.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54- We'll have to do something here... - I've got a fucking sewing machine.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Yes!- Can you do it? - What do you reckon about that?
0:21:57 > 0:22:00- I can easily do it.- Yes, pull in the sleeves and then do full open.- Tits.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03I can wear, like, full slut socks.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06- GASPS - Oh, my God! This is gonna be good!
0:22:06 > 0:22:08I seriously cannot wait till Monday! It'll be so good.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Kwami, I'm gonna go back on Monday and have, like, a full slut outfit.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- Oh, my God! - It's gonna be so good.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Just strutting in - I'm a fucking rebel, fuck you all!
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Oh, my God. Fuck yeah! - I can't fucking wait till Monday!
0:22:19 > 0:22:21She's back and she's a motherfucking rebel.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24- Yay!- Yay! I can't wait till Monday!
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Yay! Oh, my God!
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- I'm going back to school. - Oh, my God.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32Tomorrow's gonna be the best day of my whole fucking life!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Oh, my God, Kwami. It's gonna be so cool.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36I'm so excited! Yay!
0:22:40 > 0:22:43'Next time on Ja'mie: Private School Girl.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44I just love being a rebel.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Oh, my God. Mr Hayes is gonna kill you.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Um, do I look like I care?
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Let Muck-Up Day begin! - GIRLS CHEER
0:22:51 > 0:22:53- Quick, get 'em! - Oh, my God!
0:22:53 > 0:22:57- Sucked in, Year 7! - SCREAMING
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Obvs, it's never gonna work out.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02You are really povo and you're black. And I am...
0:23:02 > 0:23:05- Hey, is Ja'mie there? - Hi.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07- Hey, check your phone. - Oh, my God. It's a dick pic.
0:23:07 > 0:23:12Sorry to be the one to tell you, but your boyfriend just sent me a dick pic.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Oh, my God. Yep, that's definitely his dick.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17He also said that you smell, which I didn't really wanna say but...
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- So why is your dad here? - My dad's here?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22You've got your chest out on Facebook, Jamie.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23I can't even look at you right now.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- Such a stupid, fucking little bitch.- Shut up!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Will you cease using this disgusting...
0:23:28 > 0:23:30We're only here because she broke into my Facebook.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Your tits are out and you're singing the school song.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34I love you, bebs, but you're a freak.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36If you don't give me the Hillford Medal,
0:23:36 > 0:23:40I might be forced to put that video online for everyone to see.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42It's really good news, isn't it, Ja'mie?
0:23:42 > 0:23:45I wouldn't be so sure if I was you, bitches.