0:00:02 > 0:00:03This programme contains very strong language.
0:00:03 > 0:00:06'I'm pretty much guaranteed to win this year's Hillford Medal...'
0:00:06 > 0:00:08The homeless. The retarded. The black
0:00:08 > 0:00:11'..because I've demonstrated Christian values like crazy
0:00:11 > 0:00:13'and I've excelled in all areas of school life.'
0:00:13 > 0:00:17I would now like to introduce to you my latest project, Kwami.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19APPLAUSE
0:00:19 > 0:00:22They haven't announced it yet, but it's also pretty likely
0:00:22 > 0:00:25'I'm going to be performing my dance solo at Presentation Day.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31'My dad's been a total freak about me and Kwami spending time together.
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Kwami, get to your own room. No more visiting each other's rooms.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38No offence, Dad, but you're a massive bastard.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41'And last week was the worst week of my whole entire life.'
0:00:41 > 0:00:43- Have you kissed him? - Yeah.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45- Bitch! Hit her, Ja'mie! - Fucking hit her.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47SHOUTING
0:00:47 > 0:00:51'My best friend stole my boyfriend from me
0:00:51 > 0:00:53'and I slumped into a deep depression.'
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Can you pass me my Marie Claire?
0:00:55 > 0:00:58'But I'm back at school today with a whole new image.'
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Oh, my God, this is going to be good!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02'And everyone's going to lose it when they see me.'
0:01:02 > 0:01:03I can't wait till Monday.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05She's back and she's a motherfucking rebel!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- Yay!- Oh, Kwami, it's going to be so good.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06# Have you seen that girl Have you seen her
0:02:06 > 0:02:10# She's the freakiest thing You gotta meet her
0:02:10 > 0:02:14# You do whatever it takes to get her by your side
0:02:16 > 0:02:17# Ooh-whoa
0:02:17 > 0:02:21#She can't sing, she can't dance
0:02:21 > 0:02:25# But who cares She walks like Rihanna!
0:02:25 > 0:02:29# She can't sing, she can't dance
0:02:29 > 0:02:33# But who cares She walks like Rihanna!
0:02:33 > 0:02:37# Have you seen that girl Have you seen her
0:02:37 > 0:02:38# With the way she moves... #
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Oh, my God, Ja'mie. You look incredible!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43GIRLS SQUEAL
0:02:43 > 0:02:45I missed you guys so much. Seriously...
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- Oh, we missed you too. - I love you so much.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50ALL CHATTER EXCITEDLY
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Seriously. Seriously, I fucking missed you.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55How fucking hot do I look? Seriously.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57I can't even deal with how short your dress is!
0:02:57 > 0:02:59I know. How good is it? Check out the earrings.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02OK, your tan is legit the hottest thing I've ever seen.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- You're so dark. You look like a Latino person.- How good is it?
0:03:05 > 0:03:06- It's amazing... - It's so cool.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Your hair extensions are so hot, I... Oh, my goodness.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11I know, check 'em out. They seem really real.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- They match my real hair so much. - Yeah.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16I'm feeling really sort of indie, you know.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- I felt this is like... It's more me.- It's such a good look on you.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- You look so hot. - You look amazing.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24I know. How good are the wristbands?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Oh, my God, Mr Hayes is going to kill you for them.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Um, do I look like I care?
0:03:29 > 0:03:30GIRLS LAUGH
0:03:30 > 0:03:32I know. It's so cool.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Girls, Jamie! Can you pop that rubbish into the bin, please?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Yes, Miss.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Actually, maybe I will, maybe I won't.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- ALL LAUGH - Don't even do it.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Ja'mie, this new you is great. - We're not her slaves.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47We told Madison she can't hang out with us any more
0:03:47 > 0:03:48with the Mitchell thing.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Oh, my God, that's so cool.- She started crying, but we didn't care.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Who's she hanging out with? - Brianna's group over there.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- It's so tragic. - Oh, my God. That is ridic.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59I saw her this morning at the front gate
0:03:59 > 0:04:00macking on with him in front of everyone.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Yeah, she's a slut. Seriously, she's a slut.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06And you know what? I don't even care about Mitchell any more.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- He can, like, do whatever. - Yeah, fair enough.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Seriously, that guy has, like, the smallest dick I've ever seen.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- Did you actually see it?- How small? - Yeah.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Oh, my God, so, like, what did you guys do while I wasn't here?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Like, what did you talk about? - Um, nothing...
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Just been talking about how much we missed you.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25How much is everyone looking at me now? It's so obvious.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Yeah, there's... - Hi, Ellie.- Ellie!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Oh, my God. - GIRLS LAUGH
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Anyway, I just love being a rebel.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33- It's really good.- Yeah.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36It's good to just be able to, like, express myself.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37It's like I feel that this is, like, my true self.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Do you know what I mean?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Like, private school girls are such sheep.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Be original for once in your lives. Well, not you guys but, like...
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Yeah.- Oh, my God, Ja'mie, you look amazing!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- I fucking missed you so much! - Oh, my God!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- How fucking good do I look, seriously?- You look ridiculous.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57You know you're going to get caught out, though?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Care factor.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03So why is your dad here? I saw him before. He was near the office.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- My dad's here?- Yeah. Literally just saw him before.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- He was near the office.- Seriously, it was definitely my dad?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- Yeah.- That's weird.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- Did he tell you he was coming? - No. What's he doing here?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13I don't know...
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- What are you doing here? - Don't act all innocent, Jamie.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- You know what you've done. - What?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24I've seen the video.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26What video? I don't know what you're talking about.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- What video?- You know.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30I don't.
0:05:30 > 0:05:35Jamie, you exposed yourself in front of a black boy on Skype.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Then you've gone and posted it on Facebook!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I did not post anything on Facebook, seriously.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I have not posted anything on Facebook.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44You have got your chest out on Facebook, Jamie.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46I'm so ashamed, man. I can't even look at you right now.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, my God.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51I kicked out the black guy. He's gone.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54No! Dad! You can't kick him out. Why did you kick him out?
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- You're an idiot.- I don't have time for your shenanigans, OK? He's gone.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02If you seriously kicked him out, I fucking hate you forever.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Sir, if you just let me explain...
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Courtney hacked into my Facebook
0:06:07 > 0:06:09and posted the video without my permission.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Like, it was a private video. No-one was supposed to see it.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15And I didn't even know the African had filmed me doing it.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18It's, like, her fault for doing it.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19It's down now. I took it straight down.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21- It better be.- It was only up for, like, two minutes.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Courtney...- Bitch.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Where did the video come from? Both of you, please.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Where did the video come from and how did you get hold of it?
0:06:28 > 0:06:32- Stole it off me. - It was on my computer, in my room.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36And the African must have recorded it while Ja'mie was flashing him.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39So I thought it might be funny to pretend I was her
0:06:39 > 0:06:42and post it on her page.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43How did you get into my page anyway?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46I worked out your password - Mitchell.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48- Little bitch. - Jamie, control the language.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51She's breaking the law. You can't hack into people's pages.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53This is a serious issue.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56I haven't seen this video, and I'm not sure I really want to.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Ms Welham, I understand you've seen it, though?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Yes, it was forwarded to me.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Now, from what I've heard, this is a recording of a Skype conversation
0:07:04 > 0:07:07in which your breasts are exposed, the young man's genitals are out,
0:07:07 > 0:07:11he's playing with himself, you are in your full school uniform
0:07:11 > 0:07:13and you're singing the school song. Is that correct?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Well, I haven't seen the video, as I said so...
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, don't muck me around.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Did you partake in an activity with that young man?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Yes, I did. - Thank you.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25After everything I've done to bring you up well.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- I'm appalled at this. - Of course you are.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29You know, the two of you are just as bad as each other!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- I'm disgusted, man. - Good.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Do you understand, Jamie, how damaging this is
0:07:34 > 0:07:36to the school reputation if this video leaked any further?
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Yes, I know, Miss. That's why I would never have posted it.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Such a stupid, dumb fuckin' little bitch.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Hey, Jamie...!- Stop using this disgusting language!
0:07:44 > 0:07:47We're only here because she broke into my Facebook and posted it.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50We at Hillford have an impeccable track record and reputation
0:07:50 > 0:07:54as one of the state's leading girls' education facilities.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57This sort of thing can be catastrophic to a school like ours,
0:07:57 > 0:08:00not to mention the spin-off effect to the Anglican Church.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03And not only have you jeopardised your reputation
0:08:03 > 0:08:06and your entire future, you've put Hillford Girls Grammar
0:08:06 > 0:08:08at serious risk in making this video.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11The press would have an absolute field day with this.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13So I think it's really important that we're clear
0:08:13 > 0:08:17and sure that this video goes no further, that no-one else sees it.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I took it straight down
0:08:19 > 0:08:21and it was only up for a couple of minutes, and...
0:08:21 > 0:08:25- Yeah, heaps of people saw it. - No, it only got, like, three views.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Both of you.- She saw it. - Both of you...
0:08:28 > 0:08:32I want the video destroyed. I want every copy deleted.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Are we clear? BOTH:- Yes, sir.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Thank you.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38You can be assured I will be taking action to discipline them.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Thank you. - No more computers.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- As if. - No more friends over.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45Grounded for the rest of the year.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48You're not grounding me. Seriously, I'm not two.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52And also no more schoolies week to Bali.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54No. There's no fuckin' way you're cancelling Bali.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56- It's off, Jamie. - Dad, no way!
0:08:56 > 0:09:00I would stop with the attitude right now, Jamie.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03You are in serious, serious trouble.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05And get those ridiculous earrings off.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09All jewellery off. You're the School Captain.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Jamie, you could have destroyed all your dreams.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Your plans to do well in HSC,
0:09:15 > 0:09:17your plan to do aid work in Africa during your gap year,
0:09:17 > 0:09:21and right now, your chances of winning the Hillford Medal.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25So is this going to affect my HSC?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Due to your impeccable track record up until now,
0:09:28 > 0:09:32I am willing to overlook this incident with no further punishment,
0:09:32 > 0:09:35so long as we're guaranteed that the video is gone.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39It's definitely gone, Miss. I'll definitely get rid of it.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- I just feel really bad doing it. - SHE SOBS
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Jamie, tears are not going to change anything or help any of us.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Sorry, sir.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53SHE SNIFFS
0:09:53 > 0:09:55sorry.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58# Do, do-do, do, do, do, do-do
0:09:58 > 0:10:00# Oh, baby
0:10:00 > 0:10:03# Do, do-do, do, do, do, do-do
0:10:03 > 0:10:06# Oh, honey. #
0:10:06 > 0:10:09So hang on. Your tits are out, in school uniform,
0:10:09 > 0:10:13- and you're singing the school song on Skype?- Yeah.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15That couldn't be a worse list of things, Ja'mie.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Why didn't you just go into his room and suck him off or something?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Yuck! As if I would do that.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21And why the hell were you singing the school song?
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Because he sang me this like Ugandan traditional song.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26It was really cute.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29So I wanted to sing him something of mine, so I sang him the school song.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31With your tits out, while he was jerking off over you.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Yes...- I love you, bebs, but you're a freak.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Shut up.- And you have to show me this video.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Not for your tits, but I want to see him doing his thing.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Oh, my God, here's our driver.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44That's our car?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46How the hell are you paying for this, Ja'mie?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Dad's AmEx. Bye, everyone.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- Bye!- Bye, Ja'mie. Text me, OK?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- I love you so much. - Seriously, ILY.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57I love you. I love you so fucking much. Seriously.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- ALL:- Bye!
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- There he is. - Yeah.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08- Do I look good?- Yeah, you look hot. Good luck, bebs.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11All right, you wait over there.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Hi.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Kwami, hi.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22I can't believe my dad kicked you out. Come talk.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Seriously, I'm legit devs about it.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28How are you feeling about it? Are you sui?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Like, suicidal or what?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33I want to stay.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Um... Well, you can't. Like, did you hear what happened?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Like, do you know how, like, we did that Skype sesh
0:11:38 > 0:11:40where, like, I had my tits out and you had your dick out?
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Well, you must have recorded it because my bitch of a sister
0:11:44 > 0:11:47put it up on my fucking Facebook and then, like, my whole school
0:11:47 > 0:11:49finds out about it, my dad finds out about it
0:11:49 > 0:11:52and, like, it seriously almost ruined my whole future.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54I love you.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Yeah, cool. I love you too.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00Um, anyway, so it's...
0:12:00 > 0:12:03OK, awkies. That was really weird.
0:12:03 > 0:12:08Um... yeah. Obviously I love you too, but it's not, like, love love.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10I love you, Ja'mie.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Thank you. Um...
0:12:13 > 0:12:17Obviously I think you're cute, but I'm not...
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Like, are you seriously in love with me or what?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Yes.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Um... OK.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Like, you're cute but obviously, like,
0:12:30 > 0:12:33we're different in some ways so...
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Oh, my God. - I want to stay with you.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42In your room, in your bed.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44OK, well, that's not going to happen.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48Um, you realise I just came here to, like, tell you why you got
0:12:48 > 0:12:49kicked out, that's all.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Um... OK, whoa. It's getting a bit rapey.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Um, I'm going to just be really clear with you.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02No offence, but you are really povo,
0:13:02 > 0:13:05you live in the Western suburbs and you're black.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07And I am...this.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11So, obs, it's never going to work out between us.
0:13:11 > 0:13:16Like, I just reckon you should stick with your own people.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Like, there must be some hot girls, like, your style around here.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23And to be really honest,
0:13:23 > 0:13:24the only reason I let you stay with me
0:13:24 > 0:13:26is because I wanted to win the Hillford Medal.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28So...soz.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30I love you so fucking much.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Um, cool.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34I probably should go.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Um, and... Yep, cool.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Can you...
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Codes, can you please come over?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Um, yeah, that's cool.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44I probs won't be on Skype for a while
0:13:44 > 0:13:47cos I'm banned from using it cos my dad's banned me so...
0:13:47 > 0:13:53Chats whenevs, or not for a while. OK, catch you later. Um...
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Fucking hell.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56That was the most awkward thing in my whole fucking life.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00- He was all, like, touchy with you. - I know. I think he gets it, though.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01I'm sick of the drama, you know?
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Like, I just want to, like, enjoy my last week at school.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Enjoy Muck-Up Day.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Muck-Up Day's going to be so much fun.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- I know.- When do you find out about the Hillford Medal again?
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Um, the Hillford Medal's announced on Muck-Up Day. Friday.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Seeing the African really makes me want to see that dick shot again.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Is it on your phone? - It's in my dick pic album.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23# Was crying all night I slept until noon
0:14:23 > 0:14:27# I just wanna lie in my living room
0:14:27 > 0:14:31# I know in my heart that you're not the one
0:14:31 > 0:14:34# So I'll just stay home, watch VH1... #
0:14:34 > 0:14:38And so your time at our college has come to an end
0:14:38 > 0:14:45and may the Father, Son and Holy Spirit be with us all ever more.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Amen. ALL:- Amen.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56That concludes this morning's Valedictory service.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00I would now like to ask all Year 12s to please be upstanding
0:15:00 > 0:15:04and to file out of the chapel for the very last time.
0:15:04 > 0:15:09And, guys, if you're planning on signing your leaving jersey today,
0:15:09 > 0:15:11remember not to get any ink or pen marks on your dress
0:15:11 > 0:15:14because you'll need it for Presentation Day. Thank you.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16ORGAN PLAYS
0:15:16 > 0:15:18I'm so emoshi!
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Let Muck-Up Day begin!
0:15:23 > 0:15:25ALL SCREAM
0:15:25 > 0:15:28# I'm on vacation tonight
0:15:28 > 0:15:32# I'm gonna leave you behind
0:15:32 > 0:15:35# I'm on vacation tonight
0:15:35 > 0:15:39# I'm gonna lose my mind
0:15:39 > 0:15:45# With someone new-ooh-ooh
0:15:45 > 0:15:47# Ooh-ooh-ooh
0:15:47 > 0:15:48# With someone... #
0:15:48 > 0:15:52Oh, my God. OK, wait till I say. Wait till I say. Wait till I say.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- OK, go. Go. - Oh, my God!
0:15:54 > 0:15:58Boys, come here!
0:15:58 > 0:16:00- Shoot, shoot, shoot! - Oh, my God!
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Quick! Get them! They're hiding behind the tree.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Don't! Don't!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Oh, my God! THE GIRLS SQUEAL
0:16:08 > 0:16:13- Retreat, retreat, get back. - Oh, my God!
0:16:13 > 0:16:15We need to get more toilet paper.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Oh, my God. Get more eggs. Are there more eggs?
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Guys, there's Mitchell.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23Oh, my God. I don't want him to see me. I don't. Don't let him see me.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Seriously, I don't want Mitchell to see me.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27- Hi, Mitchell! - I don't want him to see me. Please.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28This is embarrassing.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- Is Ja'mie there? - Yeah. She's hiding from you.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33- Hi, Ja'mie. - Ja'mie.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Hi.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Hey, check your phone.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39- What?- Why?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Show us, show us. What is it? What did he say?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Oh, my God. It's a dick pic.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Oh, my God! - GIRLS SQUEAL
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Yeah. That's his dick. Oh, my God.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Hold on, let me see, let me see, let me see.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Yeah, it is, but like
0:16:53 > 0:16:55he just thinks he can send me a photo of his dick...
0:16:55 > 0:16:56He probably wants you back.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58- Yeah, like I'm going to want him back.- Oh, my God...
0:16:58 > 0:17:00That's why he's doing it. He wants me back.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- Yeah, that's true. - It's disgusting.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Like, he's trying to cheat on Madison
0:17:04 > 0:17:06in the same way that he cheated on me It's, like, gross.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07That's so wrong.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Seriously, I couldn't get back with him anyway cos I'm grounded.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Do you reckon Madison knows he's being such a slut
0:17:14 > 0:17:15and sending you that?
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Um, I don't know. I should probably tell her but...
0:17:18 > 0:17:19- Yeah, you should tell her.- Yeah.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- It's the decent thing to do. - Better than what she did for you.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Like she should know what her boyfriend's doing.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Yeah, exactly. You gotta be the better person.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- Hi, Madison. How are you? - Hi.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Um... Sorry to be the one to tell you
0:17:33 > 0:17:34but I just thought I'd let you know
0:17:34 > 0:17:37that your boyfriend just sent me a dick pic
0:17:37 > 0:17:40and he said that he wants me back as his girlfriend.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43So... Just letting you know.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49What the fuck?
0:17:49 > 0:17:51I'm serious.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Are you fucking serious? Are you telling me the truth?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55- Yeah. I'll show you the picture. - What the fuck?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Oh, my God. Yep, that's definitely his dick.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Show me the message saying he wants you back. Show me that.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03I wouldn't want to put you through it.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Anyway, he said some really bad stuff about you too.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- What did he say?- He said you're a really bad kisser.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10And he said that, um...
0:18:10 > 0:18:12you've got a really annoying voice.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16- Really? My voice is annoying? - Yeah. It's really annoying.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Um, and he also said that...
0:18:19 > 0:18:23you were really flat and that you tell bad jokes
0:18:23 > 0:18:25and that you've got this back acne
0:18:25 > 0:18:28that makes him want to gag every time he touches it.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Are you fucking serious? What a fucking arsehole!
0:18:31 > 0:18:32- I can't believe he said that. - I know.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33You should probably dump him.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Yeah, of course I'm going to dump him.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37What a dickhead. I can't believe he said all of that stuff!
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- I know...- I'm so fucking embarrassed.- Are you OK, Madison?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Um, he also said that you smelt too,
0:18:44 > 0:18:46which I wasn't going to say but... he did.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49God, I'm so mortified right now. Oh, my God.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52I know. You would be.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54I just think we should
0:18:54 > 0:18:57forget about boys and, like, put friendship first.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Do you know what I mean?
0:18:58 > 0:19:03Like, if you're willing to, I'd like to put the past behind us
0:19:03 > 0:19:05and just, like, get on with being friends again
0:19:05 > 0:19:06cos we're really good friends.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Like, we're both really hot and we're both...
0:19:09 > 0:19:12You know, we've been BFFLs for the whole of Year 12
0:19:12 > 0:19:13so why would we throw it all away?
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Would you have Ja'mie back as your bestie?
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Come on. Be my best friend again.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Yeah, OK. Oh, my God, I've missed you!- I fucking love you so much.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Oh, my God, it's been so bad not being your friend
0:19:29 > 0:19:31and Brianna's group is so fucking boring.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32- I know.- I fucking hate those bitches.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Seriously, the love I have for you is so fucking big.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38I know. I feel it too. Oh, my God. I love you so much, Ja'mie.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40I fucking love you. Seriously.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Like, if I died right now,
0:19:42 > 0:19:44loving you would be the best thing that's ever happened to me.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46- Oh, my fucking God. - Prefect promise!
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Prefect promise! I fucking love you. Let's just go and enjoy Muck-Up Day.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- Yeah.- It's the last day at school of our whole lives.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Let's go and do some crazy shit.- Oh, my God! This is going to be so good.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56I'm so glad we're friends again. Oh, my God!
0:19:56 > 0:19:58We'll go to the lockers and we'll tell everyone.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00It's going to be the best day ever.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02There's, like, toilet paper, eggs and shit.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04# It's my party
0:20:04 > 0:20:06# I do, do what I want
0:20:06 > 0:20:09# Do, do what I want
0:20:09 > 0:20:12# So while you sit and watch me
0:20:12 > 0:20:13# I keep dancing alone,
0:20:13 > 0:20:16# Da-dancing alone
0:20:16 > 0:20:20# So put this record on and keep it going till I say, stop!
0:20:20 > 0:20:24# If you were wondering if I give a damn, well, I do not
0:20:24 > 0:20:29# Cos it's my party I do, do what I want... #
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Sucked in, Year 7s!
0:20:30 > 0:20:32SCREAMING
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Little bitches!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37- Stupid little bitches! - ALL LAUGH
0:20:37 > 0:20:39ALL SOB
0:20:41 > 0:20:45This is for being a bastard to us for six years.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Let's go! Oh, my God!
0:20:47 > 0:20:50ALL SOB
0:20:58 > 0:21:01How fucking good was today? Oh, my God, it was so good.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05I'm so emoshi about today. What did you write, bebs?
0:21:05 > 0:21:06I wrote you're the quichest girl at school.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Oh, my God, I love you so fucking much. Mwah!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Oh, my God. I know...
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Today's been so good.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15ALL CHATTER
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Oh, my God, girls! It's, like, five minutes till the final bell!
0:21:17 > 0:21:19ALL: Oh, my God!
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Guys, it's the final bell of our whole lives!
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- I'm going to cry so badly! - Same!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26- Oh, my God. - Ja'mie. Shut up. Look.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Oh, my God, isn't he doing the sculpture for the Centenary Centre?
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- Why is he talking to Erin? - I don't know.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Um, Erin? Who's the guy that you were talking to?
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Um, he's the sculptor for the Centenary Centre sculpture.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Yeah, and why were you talking to him?
0:21:47 > 0:21:50I found out I'm going to be the recipient for the Hillford Medal
0:21:50 > 0:21:52and they want to do a cast this afternoon for me.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54- Did you tell Ja'mie about the dance?- No...
0:21:54 > 0:21:56I get to do my dance solo at Presentation Day as well.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57They just told me.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00It's really good news, isn't it, Ja'mie?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Presentation Day's going to be so awesome.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Dancing AND the Hillford Medal. I'm so excited.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07It's a shame it's not going to be you, Ja'mie.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10I wouldn't be so sure if I was you, bitches.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Let's go.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15What the fuck...?
0:22:17 > 0:22:19- I currently want to kill myself. - GIRLS: No, Ja'mie...
0:22:21 > 0:22:24After everything I've done for you two as School Captain,
0:22:24 > 0:22:26this is a massive slap in the face.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28It came down to that essential criteria
0:22:28 > 0:22:30and you did not fulfil what was required.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34Your behaviour lately has been less than desirable, Jamie.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38We did try to warn you about this, but you chose not to listen.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41I don't know how you could even think we could consider you
0:22:41 > 0:22:43for the Hillford Medal after that terrible video.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45To be quite frank, you're very lucky we didn't ask you
0:22:45 > 0:22:47to leave Hillford altogether.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49I'm going to suggest something to you two
0:22:49 > 0:22:51and you might want to listen very carefully
0:22:51 > 0:22:53cos this is a very serious threat.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56OK, if you two don't give me the Hillford Medal,
0:22:56 > 0:23:01I might be forced to put that video online for everyone to see.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02The video of me with my tits out,
0:23:02 > 0:23:05singing the school song, in my school uniform,
0:23:05 > 0:23:08in my Hillford uniform with my Hillford logo
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- all over the internet... - So you're prepared to put your
0:23:11 > 0:23:12- reputation out there?- ..media's going to see it.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14What are you going to do?
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Seriously, what are you going to do about it?
0:23:16 > 0:23:17If that's your attitude,
0:23:17 > 0:23:20we can bring your relationship with Hillford to a close now.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22We'll sign the papers and you can walk out the door.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25My parents are paying school fees, so good luck trying to do it.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28That means no exams, no HSC,
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- no ATAR...- You can't do that. - ..no university,
0:23:31 > 0:23:33changing your future enormously.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34- Is that a risk you really want to take?- You can't do it.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- Oh, yes, we can.- You can't, cos my parents pay the school fees.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38My parents are your bosses.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42I do not appreciate being bribed by a student, Jamie.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44I'm not bribing you. I'm just telling you.
0:23:44 > 0:23:49Understand, the Hillford Medallist is chosen. Done deal.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52And I don't appreciate you accusing us of being unjust.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54What I'm accusing you of
0:23:54 > 0:23:57is awarding the Hillford Medal to a dumb fat lesbian,
0:23:57 > 0:24:01when the most incredible student to grace your fucking playground
0:24:01 > 0:24:03is being completely ignored
0:24:03 > 0:24:05and treated like she's the scum of the earth.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07The language is not going to change the deal.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09And do you know why? It's because I'm having a relationship
0:24:09 > 0:24:12with an African. I'm choosing to have an interracial relationship
0:24:12 > 0:24:15and you guys can't handle it because you're so fucking racist.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17You don't even realise how fucking racist you are.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- It's so fucked up.- That's such an immature thing to say, Jamie.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Seriously, I should be reporting you guys to the newspapers.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23I should tell the fucking Sydney Morning Herald.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Everyone should know that you're a fucking...
0:24:25 > 0:24:27- You're a racist institution. - Ja'mie, you are very...
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Seriously, I'm sorry I don't go out with a white guy.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32- You are clearly very upset. - I'm not.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34What we're doing here with the Hillford Medal
0:24:34 > 0:24:37has nothing to do with your private life at all.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39I think what you need to do is get over it.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42- Face things like an adult. - Get over yourselves.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Things don't always work the way you want them to. That's life.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48What you need to do is act like an adult,
0:24:48 > 0:24:50focus on the things that you really have achieved here at Hillford,
0:24:50 > 0:24:54doing well in your exams and leaving all this ridiculous nonsense
0:24:54 > 0:24:55behind you.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Sir, Miss...
0:24:59 > 0:25:01I'm a winner.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02I can't put this behind me.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Next time on Ja'mie: Private School Girl.
0:25:10 > 0:25:15Welcome to the stage the winner of the Hillford Medal - Erin Walker.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Are you disappointed you're not getting the medal?
0:25:17 > 0:25:20- No, cos I've got a plan. - What do you mean?
0:25:20 > 0:25:22- It's going to be fucked up. - Bebs, you're twisted.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25- OK, this is it.- Breathe. Just breathe. You'll be fine.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31ALL: Prefect promise.
0:25:37 > 0:25:38I'm trying to get my word out
0:25:38 > 0:25:40and I'm getting silenced by the school administration.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43No-one fucks with me and gets away with it.