Episode 6

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains strong language and adult humour.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09'After my period of depression, I came back to school with a new image.'

0:00:09 > 0:00:10'Then I found out the shocking news

0:00:10 > 0:00:14'that my sister had leaked a private video of me and Kwami.'

0:00:14 > 0:00:17Your breasts are exposed, the young man's genitals are out.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19'Dad kicked Kwami out of the house.'

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Seriously, I'm legit devs about it.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24I want to stay with you, in your room, in your bed.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27'And then Kwami confessed that he was in love with me.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29'It was seriously awks.'

0:00:29 > 0:00:31- I love you so fucking much.- Cool.

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Boys!

0:00:32 > 0:00:35'Muck-Up Day was the most fun day of my whole entire life.'

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Hey, check your phone!

0:00:37 > 0:00:39'Mitchell sent me a dick pic to prove he wanted me back.'

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Yeah, that's his dick.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44'And me and Madison finally became friends again.'

0:00:44 > 0:00:47If I died right now, loving you would be the best thing that's ever happened to me.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49'But the day ended really badly.'

0:00:49 > 0:00:50It's really good news, isn't it, Ja'mie?

0:00:50 > 0:00:53'I found out that Erin is winning the Hillford Medal

0:00:53 > 0:00:56'and performing her dance solo at Presentation Day.'

0:00:56 > 0:00:58What I'm accusing you of is awarding

0:00:58 > 0:01:01the Hillford Medal to a dumb, fat lesbian.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05'And I've literally never been more pissed off in my whole entire life.'

0:01:05 > 0:01:07I can't put this behind me.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17We're leaving in three-quarters of an hour, everyone.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21Courtney, are you showered yet? Hurry up, please.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23If you come into this bathroom,

0:02:23 > 0:02:26I'm going to kill the hell out of your face, I'm serious!

0:02:26 > 0:02:28I'm going to do more make-up. I've done basics for now.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32But you can only do so much, cos it's still school rules and stuff.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34- It actually looks really quiche, bebs.- I know.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Are you nervous? - It's kind of... Um...

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Not really, cos, like, I'm really prepared.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40- Yeah, cool.- So where are you going to be sitting?

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Probs with Eddy or whatever other fags are there.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45I think he's there for his sister and stuff.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Get a spot sort of in the middle.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Like, it doesn't matter how far back, but get in the middle

0:02:49 > 0:02:51because that's where it's going to...

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Everyone's going to see it, it's going to be so great.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56I know.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Have you heard from the African yet?

0:02:58 > 0:03:00No, I haven't.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03I really miss him. He's so cute.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Seriously, that's why I look at this photo sometimes,

0:03:06 > 0:03:08I'm, like..."Just get a phone."

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Are you sure you weren't into him a little bit?

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Shut up.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13Maybe a little bit.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16But it would never work out for obvs reasons.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Yeah....- Yeah.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19PHONE RINGS

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Oh, my fucking God.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27- Who is it?- Have a guess.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29- Mitchell...?- Yep.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32It's a photo of him in his footy shorts with one of his balls out.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Hot! Is there a message?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Yeah. He says, "You know you want me back."

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Seriously, get out of my life.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Delete.- Oh, my God, no! Send me the pic first.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47I'm over you. I'll send it to you. You're disgusting.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49- I'm so over him.- Really?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51- I just sent it. - Like, fully? Like, fully over him?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Fuck him. Gone. Get out of my life.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Sick of you. You love yourself. - He was quiche, though.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58- As if I want to see his fucking balls.- Yeah.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01SHUTTER CLICKS

0:04:01 > 0:04:03What's the weather like?

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Yes...?

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Oh...- Jhyll.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11How long's this thing going to go for? My plane leaves at three.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Just a second, darling.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Jamie?

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Gampy wants to Skype with you. He's on now.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20No fucking way! I don't want to talk to him.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22I'm just about to Skype Madison, I'm not doing it.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24- Jamie, do as you're told.- Fuck off!

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Jamie, talk to your grandfather, for God's sake!

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Fine! I'll talk to him.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32'It's definitely been a hard few months

0:04:32 > 0:04:34'supporting Jamie through her schooling.'

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Quite stressful, actually.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40But Jamie will get her HSC, and that's the main thing.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Everything else will just blow over.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45So she's not the medallist or the best dancer,

0:04:45 > 0:04:47but, hey, that's life.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51I'm a winner in life, I'm a very successful businessman.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55But I have to remember that Jamie is half Jhyll's too.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58And Jhyll hasn't exactly done a lot with her life.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02So there's a little bit of that lack of drive in the genes too.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Don't you think, darling?

0:05:07 > 0:05:10BABY VOICE: I want cuggle with Gampy.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11Jamie miss you.

0:05:11 > 0:05:16I miss you too, darling. It's hard to be so far away.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18I need to visit Australia, don't I?

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Pwease, Gampy.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Pwease.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Listen, darling, congratulations on your graduation.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Have a wonderful speech night. I'm really proud.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Thanks, Gampy.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32But I don't want you to go.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34You'll be all right, darling.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Bye, Gampy. Bye-bye.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Thank fuck that's over.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Are you for real? I can't even deal with how fucked up that was.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43What?

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Why were you talking like a spastic child?

0:05:45 > 0:05:47I wasn't. He loves it. I was just being nice.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50And he's really rich and he'll be dead soon, so...

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Bebs, you're twisted. Anyway, I'd better go.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Good luck with the plan. Seriously.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56- Mwah!- Mwah!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Love you so fucking much. Good luck tonight.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01- See you at Presentation Day! - Love you so fucking much, bebs.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Oh, my God.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27What are you doing? You look like a freak.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Just daydreaming, darling. Why are you not ready?

0:06:30 > 0:06:34I'm putting my dress on at the last minute. I'm not risking creasing it.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Are you wearing make-up?- Maybe.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Get it off! I'm still School Captain.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42You look like a fucking under-aged Russian prostitute.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Darling, I just want to ask you something.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Well, I'm busy, I don't want to deal with your shit right now.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51I've got so much on my mind. This is the biggest day of my life.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- Please, just let me ask you something.- What?!

0:06:54 > 0:06:55Do you think it's strange

0:06:55 > 0:06:57your father is bringing Mandy to Presentation Day?

0:06:57 > 0:07:02No. He needs her for business trips. They're going away straight after.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04He'd be lost without her.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08That's what I thought. I just had a silly moment.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Mum, you do realise Dad is an idiot?

0:07:11 > 0:07:14He's just really rich, and that's why we need him.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17That's pretty much all guys are good for.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24- There's more to life than guys, Mum. - That's lovely, darling. Thank you.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Are you disappointed you're not dancing or getting the medal today?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- No, cos I've got a plan. - What do you mean?

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Um...you'll find out.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37No-one fucks with me and gets away with it.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44By the way, are you wearing that? cos you look like a cancer patient.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Good chats, Mum.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19I'm ready.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25And it's a great pleasure to present to you a girl who represents

0:08:25 > 0:08:29all of the core values that we strive for here at Hillford.

0:08:29 > 0:08:34An achiever of excellence in all aspects of her education,

0:08:34 > 0:08:38a student who's shown compassion, upheld her Christian values

0:08:38 > 0:08:42and cared for those around her in the community.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46Please welcome to the stage in our centenary year,

0:08:46 > 0:08:48the winner of the Hillford Medal,

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Erin Walker.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Thanks. Thank you.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Thank you, Mrs Welham, Archbishop Collins,

0:09:06 > 0:09:10distinguished guests, parents, students and teachers.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13In this centenary year, I have had many opportunities

0:09:13 > 0:09:15to fulfil so many of my dreams.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Hillford have welcomed me with their open arms.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20- Girls, we're ready. - I wouldn't be here today

0:09:20 > 0:09:22without the support of everyone here at Hillford.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25I'm very honoured to be receiving the Hillford Medal today,

0:09:25 > 0:09:28to which I have to thank everyone who's helped me along the way.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30To all the girls in the cricket team, well done...

0:09:36 > 0:09:38All right, gather in, girls.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40OK, listen up.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42I've got to do my captaincy handover speech

0:09:42 > 0:09:44and, Madison, that's when I want you to do it.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46- OK?- You've got the laptop.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50OK. I'm freaking out.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52- Are you guys freaking out?- Yes.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53..enjoy it and thank you.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- That should be you, Ja'mie. - Tell me about it.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40MUSIC: "Listening For The Weather" by Bic Runga

0:10:59 > 0:11:01- It's just embarrassing for her. - It's fucked.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04I seriously feel like spewing watching her.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Ja'mie, you're so much better. It's sad.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08APPLAUSE

0:11:12 > 0:11:15All right. Gather in, girls.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Hold hands.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20We have passed the point of no return, OK?

0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Are we all in this together?- Yeah.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Remember the prefect promise?

0:11:24 > 0:11:27That we stand united, no matter what. OK?

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Let's do this.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Say, "Yes, Ja'mie."- Yes, Ja'mie.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Hands in the middle.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Prefect promise!

0:11:36 > 0:11:38OK.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Oh, my God. I love you guys so much.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45I really do. Like, I fucking, fucking love you.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47- Love you so much.- OK.

0:11:54 > 0:11:59Representing Hillford as School Captain in this, our centenary year,

0:11:59 > 0:12:02has been incredible, to say the least.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06But the time has come now for me to hand over my captaincy

0:12:06 > 0:12:08to next year's Hillford Girls Grammar School Captain,

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Amy Westlake.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Can you move? We're using my laptop for the choir.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Miss Duffy told me to tell you.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30I'm in charge of projection for the whole night.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Shut up, Lauren. Fucking move. Stop being a bitch.

0:12:32 > 0:12:37It is now time for me to perform my final duty as School Captain.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40I'd like to welcome to the stage the Junior and Senior Choirs

0:12:40 > 0:12:44to perform my very own composition, Learning To Be Me.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49But before I do that, I have something to say.

0:12:51 > 0:12:56As you saw earlier, the Hillford Medal was awarded to Erin Walker,

0:12:56 > 0:13:00a grossly overweight lesbian boarder.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04While the most appropriate recipient, me, was snubbed,

0:13:04 > 0:13:06due to one fact alone -

0:13:06 > 0:13:13I chose to expose my breasts on Skype in front of the boy that I love...

0:13:13 > 0:13:17who happens to be a black African boy called Kwami.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19That's right, everyone.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Because I chose to have an interracial relationship,

0:13:22 > 0:13:26the leaders of this school have decided to silence me.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29OK? How is that upholding Christian values?

0:13:29 > 0:13:30Where in the Bible does it say

0:13:30 > 0:13:32that you cannot love a boy of a different colour?

0:13:32 > 0:13:35OK? And as far as getting your tits out goes...

0:13:35 > 0:13:36Jamie, stop. Enough.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38..Eve had her tits out in the Garden of Eden.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40See, I'm trying to get my word out

0:13:40 > 0:13:43and I'm getting silenced by this school administration...

0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Sit down.- ..who are racist. - Quickly, get back there.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50I do apologise for that, ladies and gentlemen.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Presentation Night can be a very nervous time for our Year 12 girls,

0:13:53 > 0:13:54I'm sure you'll understand.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56We'll get back to the programme now.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59I'll now ask Mrs Duffy to lead the Junior and Senior Choirs

0:13:59 > 0:14:02in the performance of a beautiful original piece.

0:14:02 > 0:14:03Thank you, Mrs Duffy.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15# As I look back on my education

0:14:15 > 0:14:18# And all that I have learned

0:14:19 > 0:14:23# Get a glimpse of my life destination

0:14:23 > 0:14:26# And fly up like a bird

0:14:27 > 0:14:32# The girl that's grown in many ways

0:14:32 > 0:14:34# The things that I have learned

0:14:34 > 0:14:40# Hillford sets my spirit free

0:14:40 > 0:14:44# A woman I will be

0:14:44 > 0:14:47# Cos I'm learning to be me

0:14:47 > 0:14:49# Teach and you shall... #

0:14:49 > 0:14:51This is the Hillford Medallist Honour Board.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53- Imagine me in this frame, guys. - Oh...!

0:14:53 > 0:14:56That, in bronze, will be fucking amazing.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Well done.- You did very well.

0:15:00 > 0:15:01It's really good news, isn't it, Ja'mie?

0:15:01 > 0:15:03I wouldn't be so sure if I was you, bitches.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05# Learning to be me

0:15:05 > 0:15:09# I'm learning to be me. #

0:15:11 > 0:15:17This is the video that led me to be the victim of the politics

0:15:17 > 0:15:19of a racist school!

0:15:19 > 0:15:22You have the right, girls, guys, whoever you are,

0:15:22 > 0:15:26to love anyone, no matter what colour their skin!

0:15:26 > 0:15:28And as far as getting your tits out,

0:15:28 > 0:15:31get your tits out, girls, whenever you like,

0:15:31 > 0:15:32no matter how big they are, get them out!

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Enough, enough, finish!

0:15:35 > 0:15:39Madison, what are you doing? Get back in there, quickly.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Lauren, quickly, I need some help. We've got to get this off.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52# Teach and you shall learn it

0:15:52 > 0:15:57# Docendo Discimus

0:15:57 > 0:16:01# Learning for a lifetime

0:16:01 > 0:16:05# Docendo Discimus

0:16:15 > 0:16:20# I'm learning to be me. #

0:16:54 > 0:16:58The few weeks after Presentation Day were completely insane.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01There was talk of me getting arrested for indecent exposure,

0:17:01 > 0:17:03but that didn't happen.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07'The videos that people shot of me topless

0:17:07 > 0:17:09'became YouTube sensations

0:17:09 > 0:17:11'until Hillford had them taken down.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24'I did end up getting expelled from Hillford.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26'So no HSC.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29'All of us girls did. But we knew we would.'

0:17:29 > 0:17:32- I'll probably check my Facebook, like, every day.- Yeah.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35'Some of the girls are going to repeat Year 12 next year

0:17:35 > 0:17:37'at different schools. But not me.'

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Oh, my God! I can't believe this is really happening.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Don't... Stop!

0:17:41 > 0:17:44- Don't cry, Ja'mie.- Oh, my God.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47'Dad cancelled my schoolies week trip to Bali, but I didn't even care.'

0:17:47 > 0:17:49You have the best time.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52'Cos what happened this year has made me realise

0:17:52 > 0:17:54'that there's more important things out there.'

0:17:54 > 0:17:58I love you. Prefect promise. I love you guys so much.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00'I finally realised what I need to do with my life.'

0:18:00 > 0:18:03- Bye, Ja'mie.- Bye, guys!

0:18:03 > 0:18:04See you, guys! Love you.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06- Love you, bebs!- Have fun, babe!

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Love you guys! I love you so much.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12I fucking love you so much. ILY!

0:18:12 > 0:18:13Love you!

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Love you!

0:18:19 > 0:18:23'I decided to spend my gap year doing aid work in Africa,

0:18:23 > 0:18:26'in Uganda, where Kwami and his people come from,

0:18:26 > 0:18:28'like I'd always planned.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31'I want to get amongst the people who need me most,

0:18:31 > 0:18:33'leave my mark in the world

0:18:33 > 0:18:36'and finally do something genuinely compassionate for my fellow man.

0:18:36 > 0:18:41'And you don't need your HSC or a private school education in Africa,

0:18:41 > 0:18:44'just a generous spirit and a kind heart.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50'But what I also learned this year

0:18:50 > 0:18:54'is that there's something more powerful than anything in the world -

0:18:54 > 0:18:58'more important than school, friends or helping Africans.

0:18:58 > 0:18:59'And that's love.

0:18:59 > 0:19:04'If you really love someone, nothing gets in the way.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14'This year, I fell in love with a boy, and it changed my life.'

0:19:33 > 0:19:37Kwami! Kwami! Come and help me to clean.

0:20:25 > 0:20:29'I may be a simple private-school girl, but I know one thing.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31'When it comes to love,

0:20:31 > 0:20:33'it's important you find someone of equal looks,

0:20:33 > 0:20:35'class and colour.

0:20:35 > 0:20:39'And once you find them, never let them go.'

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Hi, I know this sort of seems like the ending.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53Well, it WAS, but in the life of a teenage girl,

0:20:53 > 0:20:55six months is a really long time.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57And a lot can happen.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59So I thought I'd give you an update.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04'Basically, I've started at a new school this year.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07'I'm doing my HSC again.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09'And I'm at this incredible new school

0:21:09 > 0:21:10'where you don't even have to wear uniforms.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13'It's really alternative and stuff.'

0:21:13 > 0:21:14One more, everyone in.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17'My mum and dad really wanted me to go to another private school

0:21:17 > 0:21:18'and they tried to book me in,

0:21:18 > 0:21:20'but I forced them to let me go to Blaxland.'

0:21:20 > 0:21:22The cameras.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24'I mean, it's like a public school,

0:21:24 > 0:21:27'but, like, everyone's here is really good-looking so you can't even tell.

0:21:27 > 0:21:31'And, like, there's no Asians here, which is really good.'

0:21:31 > 0:21:33I was so over the whole private-school thing,

0:21:33 > 0:21:36do you know what I mean? It's such a fake world.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39I was just, like, sick of having to prove myself

0:21:39 > 0:21:43to, like, this outdated institution run by corrupt people.

0:21:43 > 0:21:47I'm all about expressing my true self, you know, like, being me.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48How good's the Greeky?

0:21:48 > 0:21:51'And, like, here at Blaxland, I make my own rules,

0:21:51 > 0:21:56'I can wear what I want, I can do what I want 24/7.'

0:21:56 > 0:21:58I found this cockatoo feather, it's so random.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00- It's so pretty.- Yeah.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03And, guys, I'm thinking of doing, like, a feather art major thing.

0:22:05 > 0:22:09'Like, I'm really expressive and creative here.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16'Like, my new friends are really cool.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19'They're such genuine, cool people.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21'And, you know, there's a lot of love here.'

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Oh, my God!

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Oh, my God, sorry.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28'Basically, I ended up dumping Mitchell.'

0:22:28 > 0:22:30He just kind of...he kept sort of, like, grinding against me

0:22:30 > 0:22:32with this, like, full boner and stuff and like...

0:22:32 > 0:22:36I just wanted to gag every time I thought about his dick.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38He kept sending me a dick pic every day.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41I was, like...I couldn't even deal. So I dumped.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44- Mmm.- Good?

0:22:44 > 0:22:46'Then the weirdest thing happened.'

0:22:46 > 0:22:50So, I have decided to go through my bisexual phase.

0:22:50 > 0:22:55'So I'm gay at the moment, and I'm dating a girl.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58'Her name's Astrid. And we're really in love.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00'Yeah, she's amazing.'

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Do, like, a tonguey.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05This is my girlfriend, Astrid.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07- Say hi.- Hi.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09As you can see, she's really quiche.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Um, yeah. Show 'em the tattoo.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15This is a tattoo that I made her get.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Oh, my God, it's so cute.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19It killed to get, she said, but...

0:23:19 > 0:23:22- You know, we're so in love. - It's love.

0:23:22 > 0:23:23Yeah, it was worth it.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25I love that you're wearing the ring that I got you.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28'It's so great being in, like, a committed relaysh with Astrid.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30'Like, we're just so into each other.'

0:23:30 > 0:23:33I just love feeling what I feel at the moment, do you know what I mean?

0:23:33 > 0:23:35I fucking love these. I'm so glad

0:23:35 > 0:23:37- you're wearing all the stuff I got you.- I know.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39'But, like, it's not all roses. Like...

0:23:39 > 0:23:42'Me and Astrid, we have, like, issues just like straight couples.'

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Do you want to get dumped, is that what you want?

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Cos I'll fucking dump you.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49OK, babes, I will go back to the cock at any fucking point.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52I can, all right? If that's what you want, I fucking will.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54- No, no.- I fucking hate you. Forget it.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Don't even fucking text me for, like, two days.

0:23:57 > 0:24:01'It's really cool being the hottest bi girl in the school,

0:24:01 > 0:24:04'cos all the other girls are really into me for obvs reasons.'

0:24:04 > 0:24:06We should totes go op-shopping and stuff together.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09- Mm.- Hey, Ja'mie.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11- Hey!- Hi, Ja'mie!

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Hi, guys!

0:24:13 > 0:24:15'All of the prefects got into Blaxland as well.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17'They're all going here, so it's really good.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19'We're all back together again.'

0:24:19 > 0:24:20Oh, my God, have you guys seen that new app?

0:24:20 > 0:24:22It turns your face into an Asian person.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24- Yeah!- It's so good.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26I know, I look so ugly as an Asian.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28I'm really disgusting.

0:24:28 > 0:24:32Ja'mie, I forgot to tell you, so apparently Erin's got a boyfriend

0:24:32 > 0:24:34and because she's, like, all Christian,

0:24:34 > 0:24:36she's going to get married so they can have sex.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38That's disgusting! I fucking hate Christians.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41Imagine rooting that fucking fat bitch.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43- Seriously!- So gross.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45He would, like, suffocate on her flabby twat.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47ALL: Ew! No, he would!

0:24:47 > 0:24:50One, two, three, four.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Me and the girls, we've really matured a lot since Hillford.

0:24:53 > 0:24:54Like we're really different now.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56We've learned a lot.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Um, can you stop staring at me, Asian guy?

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Seriously, are you right?

0:25:01 > 0:25:05Ja'mie, I think he's, like, Eurasian. He's kinda hot.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07- Oh, my God, he's actually quiche. - Yeah.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10Um, sorry, I didn't mean you. Sorry.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13Asian guy, sorry for calling you Asian. You can watch if you want.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16OK. Let's do it again, he's watching.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19So it's five, six, seven, eight.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21One, two, three, four.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25'And me personally, I've come a long way since Hillford.'

0:25:25 > 0:25:27I'm sitting in the middle.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29'Like, I just learned so much about life.'

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Move! Astrid's sitting here.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34It's Astrid's seat. I fucking told you, I changed my mind.

0:25:34 > 0:25:35Sit here.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38'I'll never forget Hillford Girls Grammar.'

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Everyone, legs together on a slight angle here.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43'It was my home, it was my everything.'

0:25:43 > 0:25:46Can we get some other girls on either side of us, please?

0:25:46 > 0:25:52'And you know what? No matter what happens, no matter who I become,

0:25:52 > 0:25:55'and how I change over the years as I grow into a woman...'

0:25:55 > 0:25:56Hold my hand.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Actually, don't.

0:25:59 > 0:26:04'..deep down inside, I'll always be a private school girl.'

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