0:00:02 > 0:00:08This programme contains very strong language and adult humour
0:00:09 > 0:00:12WAVES LAPPING
0:00:29 > 0:00:33MAN SPEAKING TONGAN
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Everything was happy and it was a peaceful place here,
0:00:39 > 0:00:40until Jonah came along.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44HE CONTINUES IN TONGAN
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Jonah is like a fucking idiot.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49JONAH SHOUTS
0:00:49 > 0:00:52'He uses swear languages most of the time.'
0:00:52 > 0:00:54I told you to wait, you fucking pussy!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56'He's very annoying. No-one likes him here.'
0:00:56 > 0:00:58I told you to fucking wait, you dickhead!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01'The whole island's boring, there's nothing to do.'
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Tonga's shit.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05And my uncle, he's a homo.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07SPEAKS TONGAN
0:01:10 > 0:01:13He is a very bully person.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- Come over!- 'He hits the little kids every time they play.'
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Coconuts! Give me coconuts!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- 'He cannot leave them alone.' - Get the little girls!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Come closer! I won't do anything, I promise.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29'Most of the time, he's very disrespectful of his aunties.'
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Hey!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33It's not my dick! It's a bottle! It's a bottle!
0:01:35 > 0:01:39'He's very mean to my son, Komaki. He's always picking on him.'
0:01:39 > 0:01:41THEY LAUGH
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Komaki has so many places in his body to be beaten,
0:01:45 > 0:01:48but he only chooses to hit his balls.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Argh!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Bastard!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54SPEAKS TONGAN
0:01:56 > 0:02:01'He writes his graffitis around the house, and it's dirty.'
0:02:01 > 0:02:06- MAN SPEAKING TONGAN - 'He just pisses all of us off.'
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Argh!
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Suck it, Aunty!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12'A few weeks ago, it came to me
0:02:12 > 0:02:16'that I really wanted to kill him because of what he did to my car.'
0:02:17 > 0:02:20These are my cousins. I don't speak Tongan.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22I can't understand half the shit they're saying.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24And I know a few rude words...
0:02:24 > 0:02:26HE SPEAKS TONGAN
0:02:26 > 0:02:28- That means something really rude. - HE SPEAKS TONGAN
0:02:31 > 0:02:32I know I said that.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Jonah always tells lies. - No, I don't.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Hey, boys, in Australia, once I beat the shit out of a kangaroo
0:02:38 > 0:02:40because it bit me on the dick.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43In Australia, every boy gets a free Ferrari
0:02:43 > 0:02:45when they turn 16 from the government.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48In Australia, once, I released a single
0:02:48 > 0:02:50and I won a Grammy award for it.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54A few weeks ago, I turned 14 and I got my official Takalua tattoo.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56This is what you get when you're an older boy
0:02:56 > 0:03:00and your dad decides that you're brave enough and man enough.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Boys, older boys, show. All Takaluas get them.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06And the good thing is, it protects you
0:03:06 > 0:03:08so, you know, if...
0:03:08 > 0:03:11if I went swimming and a big shark came up,
0:03:11 > 0:03:13I could punch a shark in the head
0:03:13 > 0:03:16and the shark would die, would just disintegrate.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19This is the Takalua link, only Takalua boys can do it.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22We link arms, go like this, and if you're strong, you go like this,
0:03:22 > 0:03:25pull hard, nothing breaks the Takalua link.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Pull as hard as you can apart, boys.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30See? Nothing breaks the Takalua link.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33This is the boys' bedroom. Show them where we sleep.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36This is where I sleep, and this is Feke, my cousin.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38He sleeps here too.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41See this? This is my brother back in Sydney, Moses.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Moses is my favourite family person ever and he's a really good singer.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47He's, like, the best singer in the world.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50And one day, I'm going to take him to America to get a record deal,
0:03:50 > 0:03:52and I'm going to be his manager.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Boys, let's all pretend we're asleep, show them how we sleep.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59SNORING
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Dad! Dad!
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Give me a hug.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07You've been a little dickhead, haven't you?
0:04:07 > 0:04:12'Today, my dad and my Aunty Grace came to visit me from Australia'
0:04:12 > 0:04:13to check on my behaviour.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Look at this, Aunty!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- Wow! Beautiful.- New tattoo.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Hey, I've got a surprise for you.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Moses! What are you doing here?
0:04:21 > 0:04:25'And the best thing is, they brought my brother, Moses, here.'
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- You've grown, motherfucker. - Yeah, you look big as, motherfucker!
0:04:28 > 0:04:32Shit! Fuck! This is everyone! I can't believe you're here!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34'It was the best surprise ever.'
0:04:34 > 0:04:37REGGAE MUSIC
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- Moses, let's do the Takalua link. - Oh, yeah.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Hey, Dad, Dad, link me.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- Link arms with me.- Fuck off!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55OK, I don't even want to do it with you, anyway.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57I miss Jonah very, very much.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00And he can't stay here any more.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03But I want to take him home, because I love him.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06MOSES SINGS
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Yeah, Moses! The best singer in the world!
0:05:10 > 0:05:11He needs to come home to Australia,
0:05:11 > 0:05:15and he's pissing off his uncle way too much.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22He needs discipline.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24We need to be very strict on him.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26We need to put him in a school
0:05:26 > 0:05:29where they won't put up with his naughtiness.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Argh!
0:05:31 > 0:05:32The having of church and God
0:05:32 > 0:05:36will help him to grow up to be a strong and good man.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37See you, Tonga!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Love you, Uncle!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41HE SHOUTS IN TONGAN
0:05:41 > 0:05:42He said, get fucked!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45'Going back to Australia, it's going to be mean as.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48'I'm going to be good, I'm going to get a good education,'
0:05:48 > 0:05:52I'm going to get into uni and make my family proud.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55I can be a good boy if I want to be.
0:06:26 > 0:06:31MUSIC: "The Jump Awf" by Daniz
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Hey, Jonah, is that your brother? Is that your brother, Jonah?
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Fuck, let's go! Let's go!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Get away from my brother!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57You fucking homo!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Get him in the locker!
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Get in! Get in the locker!
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Get the lock!
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Fucking homo!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15That's good work, boys.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19STEREO PLAYS HIP-HOP MUSIC
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Jonah! Yeah!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Jonah, go!
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Whoo-hoo!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Yeah!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Yeah!
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Go on the floor, go on the floor!- Jonah!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Jonah!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44You're in deep shit, Graydon wants to kick your arse.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Piss off, fatty!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Did you put Graydon's little brother in a locker and lock the door?- No.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Well, everyone saw you do it.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53He was bullying Moses, he's a homo.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Well, Graydon's pissed and he's looking for you,
0:07:55 > 0:07:56so I'd hide, if I were you.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58I don't even care, tell him to go marry his dick.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01He's in Year 12, Jonah, and he's stronger and bigger than you,
0:08:01 > 0:08:03he's school captain, so I'd watch out, if I were you.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I don't care, get out of our area. Go away, fatty!
0:08:05 > 0:08:09I don't want to talk to you! It's a Year 9 area.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11By the way, I'm telling Dad tonight.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- Enjoy your hiding.- Enjoy my dick.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20We'll go grab our food from the canteen.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Oi!
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Oi, dickhead!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- You put my little brother in a locker?- No.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- You're lying, he just told me you did.- Why do you believe him?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32It's fucking dangerous! I'm telling the teachers, mate.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- He was bullying my brother! - I don't care.- Go away, ranga.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- Did you just call me a ranga, mate? - Yeah, cos you are one.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Listen, we're in Year 12,
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- so I don't need to put up with your Year 9 shit.- I don't care!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Don't fuck with my little brother. - Don't fuck with my face.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Apologise for what you did. - Apologise to my dick.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52That doesn't make sense, so I'm not going to do it.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Your hair doesn't make sense. Get out of my fucking area!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Do you want a fucking go about this? - Yeah, I do!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- You seriously want a fight about this?- This is the Year 9 area!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Get out, rangas!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Oi! That's enough!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Break it up!
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Graydon, you and your ranga mate...
0:09:09 > 0:09:12His little brother was being a bully!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15You and your ranga mates just piss off. Off you go.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17JONAH AND HIS FRIENDS JEER
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Get off the fucking the bricks!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21That's enough! Enough! Go on, out of it.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Yeah, get out!- Go on, piss off!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Go back to the ranga area!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Piss off, Graydon. Goodbye. Goodbye.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Goodbye! - Come here, you fucking idiot.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Fuck, sir! Ow!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Are you going to be a dipstick all your life? Seriously, are you?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Sir, I love you. You're a good teacher.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Listen, you lot, I swear to God, I am going to beat
0:09:42 > 0:09:45the living shit out of every fucking last one of you
0:09:45 > 0:09:47if this continues every morning.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51It's five minutes out of my coffee and smoke time that you owe me.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- All right?- Sorry, sir.- Sorry, sir.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Sorry, Mr Joseph. Love you, sir.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- I should think so.- You're a legend, sir. Best teacher ever.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01'Holy Cross is a Catholic high school.
0:10:01 > 0:10:06'Low socioeconomic families and a lot of migrants, first gen.'
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Me, personally, got out the army, got my DipEd.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Just became interested in teaching behavioural problem teens
0:10:13 > 0:10:14and learning difficulty kids.
0:10:14 > 0:10:19I set up my behavioural unit in Lazarus House about nine years ago.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Spazarus House, they call it round the school - Spaz House.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24It's not really fair on the kids that go here,
0:10:24 > 0:10:26but it's not entirely untrue.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29'We're vocational based.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32'We've got members who sign the trade training.'
0:10:32 > 0:10:34This is the insides of the pussy. This is the dick.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38'We try and get the kids to a level whereby they can, potentially,
0:10:38 > 0:10:43'get an apprenticeship. Mostly, I think, we just keep
0:10:43 > 0:10:45'the little pricks out of trouble and keep them in school.'
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- What are you doing there, Jonah? - Building an igloo.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Oh, fuck, sir!
0:10:50 > 0:10:52What's going to happen, then?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Move that along. Move this brick along.- What about a window?
0:10:55 > 0:10:58So, do you put your dick in those bricks when we're not here?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Yeah, you do.- OK, boys.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Do you know what this is called? - A toilet.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04My shit wouldn't fit in this pipe.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06'We've got a fair few Pacific Islanders.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10'They're tricky kids. They're pretty hard to control.'
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Shut up!
0:11:11 > 0:11:14'I don't shy away from a bit of physical - well, violence isn't
0:11:14 > 0:11:18'exactly the word for it - persuasiveness.'
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Shut the fuck up!
0:11:21 > 0:11:23That's better.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26'I think it's good for them to get a bit physical in the classroom.
0:11:26 > 0:11:31'Shows them that they're not as strong as a fully-grown man.'
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- You're too fuckin' slow, mate. - Fuck off, sir!
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- He's too fucking slow, this one.- Fuck off!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- ..book!- I don't care! It's mine!
0:11:38 > 0:11:43Jonah! Punching wall - go! Come on, hit it!
0:11:43 > 0:11:45'I've got a couple of regular exercises
0:11:45 > 0:11:47'I use to get the kids let off steam.'
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Come on, punch the thing!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51What sort of a hit is that?
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Come on, now! What sort of punch is that? Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!
0:11:57 > 0:12:02Sir, you stink. Your armpits stink. I can smell it from here.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06'Jonah Takalua - absolute drop kick. Probably the most fucked-up kid
0:12:06 > 0:12:08'I've ever taught in my entire teaching career.'
0:12:08 > 0:12:12- Shut up, idiot!- Fuck off, sir. Stop getting off on hitting me.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- 'He's virtually illiterate.' - Sir, what's a head-achey?
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Headache, idiot. - Sir, how do you spell pussy?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Are 100 and 1,000 the same number?
0:12:20 > 0:12:21Sir, who is the King of Australia?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Has a horse ever been in space?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26If you chop your dick off, does it grow back?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Can you survive from eating your own shit?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32I'm asking you a question, sir. You're the teacher. Teach us stuff.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34'He's disrespectful of my authority.'
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Sir, when the bell goes, I'm just going to walk out.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39I don't care what you say. I don't give a fuck.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41I told you, there's no fucking swearing in class.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43But you just swore then, sir.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47You just said "no fucking swearing", so bust yourself.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49I can swear because I'm the adult here.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52And I'll fucking swear if I choose to swear.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56- Go marry my dick, sir. - Just get on with it!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Stop swearing or I'll report you to the principal, sir.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- We'll get a better teacher - a hot female teacher.- Yeah.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Not an ugly man, like you, sir.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07'He's 14, thinks he's 21. Thinks he's a gangster.'
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Clean that off!
0:13:09 > 0:13:12It boils my piss when you come in here and deface my classroom.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14You weren't supposed to see it.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16'He provokes the shit out of me.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20'You can't win an argument with the prick, no matter how hard you try.'
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Sit up in your chair, thanks.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24I'm comfy, sir. It's good for my spinals.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Do I make you stand up all day?! Is that what you want to do?!
0:13:27 > 0:13:29My dick wants to stand up all day.
0:13:29 > 0:13:34- Fuck you!- Oh! Calm down, sir. You need anger issues.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50'Holy Cross is good cos it's Catholic and you can learn
0:13:50 > 0:13:53'about Jesus and shit, and it's good cos it's got'
0:13:53 > 0:13:58girls as well as boys, cos some schools - boys only.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- That's for homos. Homo school. - If you're a homo, that's the kind
0:14:01 > 0:14:04of school you have to go to. But if you're like us boys,
0:14:04 > 0:14:09- then... Brother Adoni!- Sir! - Brother Adoni!- Look, sir.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Say hi to the film crew! They're filming!
0:14:12 > 0:14:15He's a Brother. So, no sex for him. He's Catholic.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19That's the rules of Catholics. Hey, sister!
0:14:19 > 0:14:22This is Sister Monica. She's my favourite office lady.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25And she's a nun. She looks after sick bay.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27- Hey, sister!- Hello, Jonah. Hello, boys.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31Sister, you're sick. That's why you look after sick bay,
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- cos you're sick. Get it? - I'll take that as a compliment.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Even though she's old, I've got a crush on her.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- ALL SHOUT - I'm only joking! I'm joking!
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Hey, guys, Miss Hunt!
0:14:43 > 0:14:47'Holy Cross - it's good because we've got some pretty hot teachers,
0:14:47 > 0:14:48'like Miss Hunt.'
0:14:48 > 0:14:53Miss! Miss! Miss! What are we doing in design today?
0:14:53 > 0:14:56I'll see you boys... I'll see you boys in the last period.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- Can I have a hug, Miss? - Miss, can we have a hug as well?
0:14:59 > 0:15:01OK. OK. That's enough.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04'Sometimes, I even get to hug Miss Hunt, and when I hug her,
0:15:04 > 0:15:08'I press as close as I can, so her boobs squash against me.'
0:15:08 > 0:15:11I felt her boobs!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13'Holy Cross is good cos it's multicultural,'
0:15:13 > 0:15:18so you get all different cultures, like fobs, wogs,
0:15:18 > 0:15:23Filos, curries, Africans and rangas.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26And you also get chick fobs, chick wogs, chick Filos,
0:15:26 > 0:15:30chick curries, chick Africans and chick rangas
0:15:30 > 0:15:33and there's also other ching-chongs and Aussies
0:15:33 > 0:15:35and all different cultures.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Boys, it's getting hot around here.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Must be the rangas' heads making it hot.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41'Me and my boys, we get along with everyone,
0:15:41 > 0:15:44'except we hate the rangas. They're the worst.'
0:15:44 > 0:15:46We need some welding work done.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- Can you boys weld me something over in Spaz House?- Weld your own dicks!
0:15:50 > 0:15:53'They think they're so cool and rich and shit, and their dads'
0:15:53 > 0:15:57drive expensive cars and have mansions. It sucks.
0:15:57 > 0:16:02Just cos you got different coloured hair to us, doesn't mean you own us.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Hey, Mosey, what's up, little guy?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07'And the rangas, they pick on my little brother Moses, cos he's got
0:16:07 > 0:16:09'a teacher's aid and he did a shit in his pants
0:16:09 > 0:16:10'on the first day of Year 7.'
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Do you still use nappies, or have you moved on to pull-ups?
0:16:13 > 0:16:17'The worst ranga of all is Graydon. He's the school captain
0:16:17 > 0:16:18'and he's a fucking homo.'
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Me and my boys, we're a crew
0:16:20 > 0:16:23and we're called Fobbaliscious. Boys, show him the symbol.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- ALL: Fobbaliscious. - It's an F for Fobbaliscious.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31'We break dance and we sing...'
0:16:31 > 0:16:36# I'm your island boy You're my island girl
0:16:36 > 0:16:39# Let's be together for ever... #
0:16:39 > 0:16:40'We write our own songs.'
0:16:40 > 0:16:41# Pretty young girl
0:16:41 > 0:16:44# I want to touch your boobies, island girl
0:16:44 > 0:16:47# Let me touch your boobies... #
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Who has got the tweezers? You need to do your eyebrows.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Argh!
0:16:51 > 0:16:55'Fobbaliscious, it stands for being a fob and for being good-looking.'
0:16:55 > 0:16:57These straighteners are going to burn your bag.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01'Us boys, we like to spend a lot of time on our appearance
0:17:01 > 0:17:04'and making sure that our scuxness levels are high.'
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Could you straighten the end of my rat's tail, please?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Let's go talk to some girls, boys!
0:17:09 > 0:17:13'And even the hot teachers, they always like us boys the most,
0:17:13 > 0:17:15'cos we're the most scuxxed boys.'
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Do I smell nice, Miss? Smell my armpits.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19I've got chocolate Lynx on.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23- Just get on with it, would you? - I can smell you, Miss!
0:17:23 > 0:17:26You smell nice as. Does your boyfriend like how you smell?
0:17:26 > 0:17:32- Jonah, sh.- Do you have one, Miss?
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- You should have.- Can you guys just get on with it, please?
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Or are you a lesbian?
0:17:38 > 0:17:41'And also, Miss Hunt flirts with me all the time, because
0:17:41 > 0:17:44'she can't get enough of my scuxness.'
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- Don't waste the glue! - It's an experiment, Miss.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50- No, go and wash your hands. - I'm just going to let it dry.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- I'm making a glove, Miss. - No, we don't have much of that.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- I'm making a rubber glove. - Go and wash your hands.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01- I'm learning shit about art. - Your work's incomplete, Jonah.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Your dick's incomplete.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06I don't have a dick, Jonah, so that can't be right.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09- What do you have, Miss? - Go and wash your hands, please.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13- I'm fed up, Jonah. You'd better watch it, or I'll...- Go teach!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Go teach. Go do what you're paid to do.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19- Miss! - Create another line on the bottom.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Miss, I need your help with my colour palette.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Look at your work. It's incomplete. You haven't even tried today.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Your dick hasn't even tried. Stop getting turned on by me, Miss.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- Do you want to stay in with me at lunchtime?- Yes.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Yeah, you'll be too old by the time I'm 18, so...no, thanks.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Now, you have got a yellow... - You've got to get Botox.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- Ignore me if you think I am... - You like the sound of your own voice.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47- To be honest. - You like the sound of your own dick.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Mr Jason's got a no tolerance policy of me doing my tag dicktation
0:18:49 > 0:18:52around the school. So, I had to invent a new tag.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54It's called pussycat. I'll show you.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57It's a girl's pussy... and then you write "cat".
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Pussycat.
0:19:01 > 0:19:06Outside school, Jonah's dicktation. Inside school, it's pussycat.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09- Boys, what are you doing?! - Nothing. What are you doing?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11'Jonah's a good friend,'
0:19:11 > 0:19:13- but Jonah tells lies all the time.- Bullshit!
0:19:13 > 0:19:17- You do!- You do! What about when you said Nicki Minaj
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- was coming.- I thought she was coming! Miss told me she was.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23You're a liar! And you tell really bad jokes as well.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Bullshit. My jokes are good.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- What did the school say to my dick? - ALL: What?
0:19:27 > 0:19:29"Get in my classroom."
0:19:29 > 0:19:33- What did the priest say when I punched him in the dick?- ALL: What?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35"You're a dickhead!"
0:19:35 > 0:19:37'Is he better off here than in Tonga? Good question.'
0:19:37 > 0:19:40He's probably better off here. I hear Tonga's pretty shit.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Will he survive to the end of Year 12?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44I doubt it.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47But we'll give it a red-hot crack. Stranger things have happened.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50What do you call a fish at the bottom of the ocean with a dick?
0:19:50 > 0:19:51- ALL: What?- Fishy dick.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Let's do it here, boys.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59THEY WHOOP AND JEER
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Fuck off! Don't go through our dance area. Who are you?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- Melody! Melody!- Melody!
0:20:10 > 0:20:11BOYS: Melody!
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- Come over here, let me show you my dance moves.- She's your cousin!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17I don't care.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- I don't care if she's my cousin. - Your dad's going to care.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22She's scux as. Mr Joseph!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Mr Joseph!
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Mr Joseph.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Mr Joseph!
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- Mr Joseph!- Bring it in, sir.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32THEY WHOOP AND SHOUT
0:20:32 > 0:20:36- Check this out! - What are you idiots up to?
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Sir, what's the codeword?
0:20:39 > 0:20:41To pass through, you say the codeword.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45I don't actually need a codeword. Stop wandering round the streets.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47You'll make a name for yourselves. Come on!
0:20:47 > 0:20:51I've already got a name for myself - Jonah.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Get a new car.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Don't they pay you enough, sir?
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- This is shit.- Whatever. Off you go.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01I don't have to listen to what you say, sir,
0:21:01 > 0:21:04cos we're not on school grounds, so it doesn't matter what you say.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08- Why don't you marry your own car? - You're blocking the road, sir.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10HORN BLARES
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Sorry, car. Sorry.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14It's just my idiot teacher.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Go cook dinner. Go have sex with your wife.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21When I first came back from Tonga, I did a few naughty things.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Like, I got busted by the cops for a bit of shoplifting.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27You stole five boxes of strawberry Hubba Bubba.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29- Yeah.- What did you do that for?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31I did it cos I love strawberry Hubba Bubba.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34And the cops came to my house
0:21:34 > 0:21:37and I didn't go to juvie for it, but I got a criminal record.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41I had to... I had to get a hiding from my dad for doing it.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Even Moses, he got busted by the police
0:21:44 > 0:21:47cos at school, he cut off this Year 7 homo's rat's tail.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49THEY LAUGH
0:21:50 > 0:21:54'But that's what I used to be - naughty.'
0:21:54 > 0:21:56- But us boys now, we're all good boys.- Yeah.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Because it doesn't matter if you're naughty
0:21:59 > 0:22:03cos it doesn't get you any money and you have no future.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06MUSIC THUMPS
0:22:07 > 0:22:09What you boys doing?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11- Nothing.- Cruising.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Boys.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14We just had school.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16The Soldierz are these mean-ass boys.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18George from The Soldierz?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21He is the toughest guy in the whole fucking area.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25Yeah, these boys have the most money of any boys their age.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27They're older than us
0:22:27 > 0:22:30and they have really cool cars,
0:22:30 > 0:22:32they went to uni,
0:22:32 > 0:22:34and if that's what you get for going to uni
0:22:34 > 0:22:36then I'm definitely going to uni.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40- You guys like cameras?- Yeah.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42This your camera?
0:22:42 > 0:22:43Yours now, brother.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- We can keep this?- Yeah, man.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48This looks as expensive as.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Don't drop it.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Go film some shit, man.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54I've got to go away.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57- Watch it.- Later, boys.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Hurry up!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08MUSIC PLAYS
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Hey, do you think Dad'll let us keep it?
0:23:12 > 0:23:15THEY SING TRADITIONAL SONG
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Shut the fuck up!
0:23:39 > 0:23:43- Do you want to get belted?- No. - Show some respect.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46- SHE GIGGLES - Shut up, you two.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Start singing.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51'Oh, he's OK. He's a little bit naughty
0:23:51 > 0:23:54'and a little bit trouble.'
0:23:54 > 0:23:58Jonah is a special one in Rocky's kid.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02His mum Theresa always say that.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06His mum died when Jonah was six year old
0:24:06 > 0:24:08from liver cancer.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09It's very sad.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Very, very sad for the whole family.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15But his mum always fond of Jonah.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19He always say that Jonah is a special one.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22He has magical eyes.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26And one day, he will do a good work.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28# Close your eyes
0:24:28 > 0:24:30# Give me your hand
0:24:30 > 0:24:36# Darling, do you feel my heart beating?
0:24:36 > 0:24:39# Do you understand? #
0:24:39 > 0:24:42When my mum died, I was pretty dumb
0:24:42 > 0:24:46and I didn't even know. Like, I thought she just went to Tonga.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50# ..I believe it's meant to be
0:24:50 > 0:24:52# Darling... #
0:24:52 > 0:24:56My mum Theresa, she said that when I was little,
0:24:56 > 0:24:59I was magical.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Of all the boys in the family,
0:25:01 > 0:25:03I was the magical one.
0:25:03 > 0:25:08Let's do the Takalua link 'And sometimes, when I go to bed,
0:25:08 > 0:25:10'I wish she was here to kiss me.'
0:25:10 > 0:25:14- JONAH STRAINS - Nothing breaks the link.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17THEY LAUGH
0:25:18 > 0:25:22And now I'm 14, got my tattoo,
0:25:22 > 0:25:25and I got my mum watching over me.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Nothing bad can ever happen to me.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Aunty Grace!
0:25:30 > 0:25:33- Good night, boys. - Good night, Aunty.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Hey, Aunty, you're looking sexy tonight.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38You better watch your mouth.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41If your dad hear you, you've got trouble.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44- She's your aunty, disgusting freak. - I'm only joking.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48Why don't you get out of my room, anyway? Fatty! Go to the fat room.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52- Go to bed, shit for brains. - Go to bed, fat for brains.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Good night, boys.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57- Good night, Aunty. - Good night, Aunty. Hey, boys,
0:25:57 > 0:25:59- who wants a joke?- Me.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03Um...what did the carpet say to the door?
0:26:03 > 0:26:07- What? - Get your dick out of my door-hole.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09THEY LAUGH
0:26:09 > 0:26:12What did the window say to the moon?
0:26:12 > 0:26:13- What?- Get fucked.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15THEY LAUGH
0:26:19 > 0:26:21- You going to be good?- Yeah. I'm always good.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Bullshit. You're always a fuckwit.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26- You're fucked!- Didn't do anything.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29There's a new youth worker. He's into singing and dancing and shit.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Hey, boys. Come join in.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35Get the fuck out of here. Stop perving on us.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38This is a Fobbaliscious bully video.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40I just had a kid's dad on the phone.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Now, he gets the cops involved, we're all fucked.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45- CHEERING - Yeah!
0:26:45 > 0:26:49You fucking idiot! I'll get your arse on this.