0:00:02 > 0:00:04Come closer! I won't do anything! I promise.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07'I moved back from Tonga because I was too naughty.'
0:00:07 > 0:00:09This programme contains adult humour and very strong language.
0:00:09 > 0:00:10Jonah is like a fucking idiot.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- See you, Tonga! - He said, "Get fucked."
0:00:12 > 0:00:15'Now I am in Year 9 at Holy Cross Catholic High School.'
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- You just called me a ranga man. - Well, you are one.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Get out, rangas, you fuck...
0:00:19 > 0:00:22'I am in a crew called Fobba-liscious,
0:00:22 > 0:00:24'which means we are good-looking and we are fobs.'
0:00:24 > 0:00:28- Could you straighten my rat's tail? - Your work is incomplete, Jonah.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Your dick's incomplete!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31'All us boys are in Lazarus House.'
0:00:31 > 0:00:32You're too fucking slow, mate.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35'It is for behavioural kids that need extra attention.'
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Sir, my shit wouldn't fit in this pipe.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38'Our teacher, Mr Joseph, is a legend!'
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Shut the fuck up!
0:00:41 > 0:00:44I am the adult here, and I will fucking swear, if I choose to swear.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Go marry my dick, sir.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49'I used to be really naughty and always getting in trouble.'
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- You guys like cameras? - Can we keep this?
0:00:51 > 0:00:52'But now I'm good
0:00:52 > 0:00:56'and with my Takalua tattoo and my mum watching over me from heaven,
0:00:56 > 0:00:57'I'm going to be good at school,
0:00:57 > 0:01:00'get into uni be rich and successful.'
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- Go to bed, shit for brains. - Go to bed, fat for brains!
0:01:36 > 0:01:40We find that the involvement of the older students really enriches
0:01:40 > 0:01:44the learning experience for the Year 7s and boosts their confidence.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Jonah, you'll be working with your actual little brother,
0:01:46 > 0:01:49so that's wonderful. So again, thank you all for coming
0:01:49 > 0:01:53and I look forward to reading buddies this afternoon. Thank you.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- You're going to teach your little brother everything?- Yes.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- And not fuck around? Not be a little shithead for once?- Maybe.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- What period's afterwards? - I don't know.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Miss, what period's afterwards?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10First period after lunch, I've already told Mr Joseph.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Well, fuck that, I will miss design.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- Watch your language in here, thank you.- Sorry, miss. Love you, miss.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Are you going to be good?- I'm always good.- You're always a fuckwit.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- I'm not.- Yes, you are.
0:02:21 > 0:02:26- You are. You can marry my dick.- You want me to smack you, arsehole?- No.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- You want to be cheeky?- No. - Jonah, look at me.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- You've got to teach your brother what to do.- I will.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36- Not what you want to do.- I will. Sorry.- You had better be.- Sorry!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- I'm going to be good.- You'd better be good.- Go to work.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Or I'm going to smack you.- Go away. - Don't talk to me like that.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Don't talk to my dick like that. - Don't talk to me like that. Little shit.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Little homo. - I say what?- Nothing.- I said what?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- I just said... - Are you trying to be a smartarse?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- Going to be a smartarse? - I said, go home now.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Is that what you're going to teach him?- I said...- Stop that.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Don't you touch me.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00You thought I said "little homo", I said, "Go home now."
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- I was telling you to go home. Relax. - Don't make me come back.- Chill out.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- Don't make me come back.- Chill, Dad. - Stupid little shit.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Love you, Aunty.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13- Love you, Aunty.- Be a good boy, Jonah. Love you, Moses.- Bye, Aunty.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21- So many rangas in your year. - Yeah, I know. There are heaps.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- I want to get rid of them all.- Same.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- Graydon's little brother looks like a homo.- He is one.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Why do you think his mum hasn't got red hair?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32I don't know.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Maybe she was drinking too much Fanta when they were in her stomach.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49So we'll be filming you right now, sir.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Come here. Why are you so late? - I had to do a shit, sir.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- Jonah, that's sick! - Come on, get over here now.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57'Well, they are teenage boys.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01'The decision-making part of their brain hasn't fully developed,
0:04:01 > 0:04:03'so it's why they do such fucked-up things sometimes.'
0:04:03 > 0:04:07What I've been made aware of just now could probably only be
0:04:07 > 0:04:09described as the work of morons.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10THEY LAUGH
0:04:10 > 0:04:12That's us!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Well, since Jonah came along, he's 100%
0:04:14 > 0:04:16led some of these boys astray.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20They're doing some pretty stupid things since he came along.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23We've got Fobba-liscious bully video 1.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Fobba-liscious bully video 2.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- See number 2, that's way better than number 1.- Number 2, sir.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Number 2! That's a mean one. - There's more.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33"Jonah makes Year 7 homo eat dog shit."
0:04:33 > 0:04:35THEY LAUGH
0:04:35 > 0:04:38I didn't make him eat it, sir, I just made him taste it.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40And you are filming all this with this fucking thing on your head?
0:04:40 > 0:04:44- Yes, sir. We call it our bully cam. - Bully cam. There's more, sir.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46I don't want to know about any more.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49I'm still trying to get my head around this fucking shit.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52You should watch this one. Scroll down to it, sir.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- That one there. If you've got to watch one, you watch that one.- Yes.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58We get to spin him around and then he runs, and then he spews after. Yeah.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- Yes. Fobba-liscious bully video with spew.- Get out!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05I just had a kid's dad on the phone, and he wants some action!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Now, he gets the cops involved, we're all fucked.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11'My situation is that the principal of Holy Cross
0:05:11 > 0:05:13'isn't exactly a fan of mine.'
0:05:14 > 0:05:17The truth is, he wants Laz House shut down
0:05:17 > 0:05:21and this lot integrated back into the mainstream classes.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24We all know that's going to end badly.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28So when they go doing shit like this, you can see my dilemma.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30We are trying to be YouTube sensations, sir.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- You can get money out of this. - We want to be popular, sir.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Tell the kid's dad that his kid might get famous from that.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Get a lot of money. - I will fucking punch you, mate.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43I will fucking whack you, you know I will. Just stop bullying young kids.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46The kid that we did the dog shit to, he was picking on Moses.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49The whole lot of you will end up in fucking juvie, believe it,
0:05:49 > 0:05:50I've seen it all before.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52You can't go to juvie for being bullies.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- You are a legal expert, are you? - You've got to break the law.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- You've got to stab someone.- You can't even spell fucking "legal".
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- He can.- Spell "legal"!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Fuck off.- Right. I want you to do me a favour.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- We don't want to do anything. - I haven't said anything yet.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Just shut the fuck up... - All your favours are gay.- Right.
0:06:10 > 0:06:15Right, there's a new youth worker at school. He's a fob.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17He is a bit of a poofter, but he's into singing and dancing
0:06:17 > 0:06:20and shit and I figure you lot would like him.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Your mum's going to like him. And your dad.- Sounds gay, sir.- Here's...
0:06:23 > 0:06:26He is OK, I spoke to him. He's not too bad.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Anyway... - Why don't you marry him, then?- Yes.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- Will you shut the fuck up! - I don't want to do...
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Just let me finish.- Let the poofter...- I've told him about you.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Anyway, he reckons, with a bit of counselling, he can
0:06:40 > 0:06:43probably sort you lot out. I fucking doubt that.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- We don't want to do it, sir. Sounds gay.- Give me something,
0:06:46 > 0:06:49anything, that I can give this kid's dad.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Attitude. Shake.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Nice.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Good stuff.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Not doing it. It's gay.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Boys in the house!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Shut up! Shut up!
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Not doing that shit, sir. No way.- All that hip-shaking.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21What the hell is it?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23THEY GIGGLE
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- What have you got down your pants? - I've got a stiffie over you, sir.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- Get it out.- He wants me to get it out! I'm too young for you, sir.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Hey, boys. Come join in, see if you can pick it up.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Grab a spot at the back.
0:07:37 > 0:07:42- We're not going to.- Join in. - No way, he is a fuck bandit.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Not going to happen, sir. - Not going to do it. You do it.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Are you such pussies that you do everything Jonah says?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- That's not the dancing we do. That's homo dancing.- Listen to me, right?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54I didn't walk all the fucking way down here
0:07:54 > 0:07:56with rheumatoid arthritis in my left knee
0:07:56 > 0:07:58to watch you faggots standing round.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02This bloke is new at the school, so show him some fucking respect.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05And get the fuck in there and do some...
0:08:05 > 0:08:11- Fuck off, sir.- Get the fuck in there. Get the fuck in there. Do it.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15You've got to do it, boys. We're doing it, sir.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- We're doing it, sir. For you. - Got to do it, boys.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Fuck me.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Touch your head!
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- I touch your face. - Six, seven...and...
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Relax. Good stuff, guys.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Awesome work.
0:08:42 > 0:08:48Hey, listen - the Feel The Beat dance and talent competition
0:08:48 > 0:08:51is open to small groups of three to ten.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55And I see some great potential here, guys. My name is Kool Kris.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58I am a youth worker and I'm taking over pastoral care.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00I just got here at Holy Cross.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Obviously, I am a pretty kick-arse hip-hop dancer.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06So come and see me and get involved and make a difference in your lives.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08All right, guys. Kool Kris signing out. Peace.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12- APPLAUSE Kool Kris!- Kool Kris.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- Hey, Mr Homie.- That's not my name.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- My Heavy.- That's not my name. My name is Mr Fonua.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- People call me Kool Kris. KK. - Yeah, you a full Catholic?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Yeah, yeah. I am a devoted Catholic. - Holy shit!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32So no sex for you, sir?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34No, I will wait for that connection till I marry.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- What about dickie? - Dickie, dickie, dickie.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Listen, guys. We can talk about the Bible and the Catholic Church any time you want.
0:09:42 > 0:09:47Do you give it a tug every now and then, sir? Yeah, you do.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49You are breaking the rules of the Bible.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Ah, so you're the tough guy, eh, Jonah? Leader of the gang.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Mr Joseph told me about you. - I am the leader of the gang!- Jonah.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59It's not a gang, anyway, sir. It's just a crew. Fobba-liscious.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01OK, cool. Fobba-liscious. Well, look.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04I want to offer you something that you might find tough to say yes to.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07I want you guys to come see me, have a chat as a group.
0:10:07 > 0:10:12- OK? Just air some issues that you might have with the school. Just you guys, me...- I'm not doing that.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Well, maybe we can just build a relationship.- A relationship!
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- We don't want babies! We don't want a relationship!- Not that kind of relationship.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24- More like a friendship.- That's even more gay!- We're not interested, sir. We don't need to talk to you.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Have a think. Get back to me.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- We don't want to talk to you about anything, sir.- All right.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31You don't need to call me "sir". Just call me Kool Kris.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Why do they call you Kool Kris? You are not that cool.- Yes!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- You are not that cool. - I'm not going to give up on you.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40I'll see you guys for the Legit Crew dance demo at recess. I organised it.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43I look forward to not going to that.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- See you, guys.- Yes, sir.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Mary! Mary! Buddy!
0:11:22 > 0:11:24- Buddy?- What?
0:11:24 > 0:11:27You know you're standing next to someone with Fanta pubes?
0:11:27 > 0:11:30You're funny.
0:11:32 > 0:11:37- Jonah, Melody is looking over. - Because she wants to suck my dick!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Melody! Melody!
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Melody, here!
0:11:41 > 0:11:43- What are you doing?- Nothing.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49- Going bowling on Saturday?- Maybe. - Jonah, she's your cousin.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- I don't even care. She's hot. - That is disgusting.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55I have seen her in the buff, when we were little.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59- Seriously?- She my saw dick. - How small was it?- Holy Cross!
0:11:59 > 0:12:02CHEERING
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- How's it going? - CHEERING
0:12:06 > 0:12:10Any guys out there fancy themselves a dancer, any of you guys a B-boy?
0:12:10 > 0:12:14- He's calling you, go on! - Anyone into that?- Please, don't.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18Jonah Takalua, he reckons he's best in the school, eh?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- For the boys.- For the boys.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Young man, show us some moves.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27MUSIC STARTS
0:13:06 > 0:13:09You suck! Hit me.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Get Fanta boy after. We'll get him after.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21- I can't believe I'm related to you. - You seriously think you're good?
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Fucking embarrassing, man. You're so bad. You can't dance for shit.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- That is not my brother. - Shut the fuck up.- You shut up.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Fuck you!
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- I'm going to beat the shit out of you.- Come over here.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Yeah, I'll fucking smash you!
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Check yourselves, boys, yeah.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- Fuck you! - Fucking with his knees, and stuff.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42LAUGHTER
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Such a dickhead.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- Going to fucking smash you.- Try me.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50MUSIC ENDS
0:13:50 > 0:13:52CHEERING
0:13:52 > 0:13:57- Fucking homos. I hate fucking rangas.- We will get them back. Don't worry.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Graydon's a fucking...- You did well, Jonah. You were the best.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03I don't fucking care. I'm going to get that cunt back.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Yeah, you've got to get him back, Jonah.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08He's going to pay for bagging me. Get out, you fucking homo.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10You are not allowed in here!
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Listen, guys, I just wanted to say, incredible dancing out there.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Don't worry about the haters, I thought you did really well, guys.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- What's wrong with you, sir? Are you gay or what?- No, no.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- I just wanted to...- Get out. What the fuck, sir? I'm reporting you.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24You're going to get sacked for coming in here.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28OK, I know you're angry, and I heard what that Year 12 guy said,
0:14:28 > 0:14:29totally uncalled for.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33but my advice is, don't retaliate. Be the bigger man.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Kris, get the fuck out of here. I don't care what you have to say.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- Go fucking pray, or some shit. - All right. - Stop being a fucking gaylord.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- All right, OK.- Stop perving on us.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- Stupid faggot.- He's a f-ing homo. - I fucking hate that guy.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- He was trying to check my dick out. - How are we going to get Graydon back?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50I don't know. Got to do something.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51We could do peep on.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- I've got water balloons in my locker.- Yes, that would be good.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- I could dag him in front of everyone? - No, I don't want to see his ranga butt.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01We've got to think of something good, boys.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Something that's really going to piss him off.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- I want to do this.- Can't touch it. What is it?- Don't know.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Shit.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16It's working, boys.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20- It is full-on like on fire. - It's melting.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- Miss Hunt, Miss Hunt!- Fuck, fuck. - What are you boys up to?- Nothing.
0:15:24 > 0:15:30- Metalwork.- Yeah.- And Mr Joseph knows about this?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- Yeah.- Sure does, miss.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36- Give me a hug, miss.- OK. - I love you, miss.- OK. Thanks, Jonah.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39All right. I'll see you boys last period.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Look forward to seeing you this afternoon, miss.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45- I like your skirt, miss. Very slimming on you.- I love you, miss.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48THEY WHISPER
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Keep going, keep going.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55She thinks we're up to something.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02- Look who it is.- He's coming, he's coming!
0:16:02 > 0:16:05THEY GIGGLE
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- He's coming!- Let's get him.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12What happened?
0:16:12 > 0:16:16- I'm going straight to the principal with this shit, mate. You're fucked. - Didn't do anything.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Yeah, maybe it was really hot today and it melted.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- You're fucked.- Maybe it was your ranga head that melted it.
0:16:25 > 0:16:30Let him go! Let him go, you fucking ranga! Get off him.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
0:16:33 > 0:16:35He didn't fucking do it!
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Sucked in!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42You fucking sickos!
0:16:42 > 0:16:46- Your ranga butt!- You're going down for this shit, mate.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47You're fucked.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Sir, they've damaged school property, and it's physical abuse.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01I'm a school captain and a Year 12,
0:17:01 > 0:17:03so I think I should be treated with a bit more respect, yeah?
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Stop waving your stupid school captain badge in front of my face.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09I'm not interested. It's meaningless.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Now, from all reports,
0:17:11 > 0:17:15- you're the one that bullied the shit out of Jonah at this school dance thing.- He did, sir.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18If that's the case, you're no better than these fucking idiots!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21I made a simple comment about how he failed at dancing, OK.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- I'm not a bully.- You obviously hurt his feelings, mate.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26I've told you before, don't mess with these ADD kids.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30- Don't fuck with us. - Now, are you sure that it was Jonah that welded your locker shut?
0:17:30 > 0:17:33- Because you say you didn't, right? - No, I didn't do it, sir.- He didn't.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- I don't know who did, wasn't me. - He's lying to your face.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40- It's got his pussycat tag right in the front of it.- Bullshit. Shut up, ranga.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42We saw your Fanta pubes anyway, so suck them.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- LAUGHTER - Sir, can you tell them to stop saying that? It's offending me.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Jonah, shut the fuck up. You obviously did do it.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Listen, seriously, you should know better than to provoke
0:17:51 > 0:17:54the shit out of a semi-retarded kid like Jonah. Have a look at him.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58- He is clearly a fuckwit. - Yeah, he'll smash you.- I am clearly a fuckwit. Don't fuck with me.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- My ADD pills make me crazy and I'll fuck you up.- This is too much.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03I'm going to the principal with this.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06- He should be suspended and all these boys.- Sit the fuck down, now.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Sit down!
0:18:09 > 0:18:12I'm the fucking teacher here, I'll sort it out.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15I'll say who goes to what and where and when.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Understand? He comes under my jurisdiction.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21This stops right here, right now. End of story.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Jonah, let's talk about how Graydon made you feel
0:18:26 > 0:18:28when he made those comments.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31He made me feel like he is a homo, that's it.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- I don't have time for this shit. Look, you...- Shut up, Krissy.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Go back to your room, Mr Fonua will walk you over there.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Now, I'll sort out these idiots and we'll get your locker fixed.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44- Piss off, ranga. - Yeah, piss off, ranga. See ya!
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Shut up, shit pants! Why don't you get your teacher to change your dirty nappy?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Try getting your books out of your locker,
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- because you can't, because it's welded.- Shut up, Fob.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- At least I CAN read books.- That's enough of the racist thing, mate.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57- Racist?!- You have got a fob youth worker standing right beside you.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- I think you're outnumbered. - Whatever.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- Apologise for being racist, ranga.- Why should I apologise?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Why don't you stop damaging school property?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07- Apologise to my dick. - Jonah, you shut the fuck up.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Just sit there and think about your actions. You're a fucking idiot. Ranga, piss off.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15- Sir, you called him a ranga! - You called him a ranga banger.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Don't try and charm the shit out of me.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20You're giving me a fucking migraine today.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Right, this is what's going to happen.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25You lot are going to get an angle grinder and you're going to fix that locker.
0:19:25 > 0:19:30And for the rest of the week, you're going to stay back after class and work in the horticultural centre.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32- Lap that up, sonny boy.- He's a shithead, sir.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34He is a fucking ranga.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Do you want to get suspended? Do you want to go see the principal?
0:19:37 > 0:19:41- Your dick wants to get suspended. - It does, does it?- Yes. Yes, sir.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- My dick?- Yes, it does!- Move! Do as you're fucking told!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Go on, fast as you can. Go!
0:19:46 > 0:19:49We're going, sir. This is as fast as I can go.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Fucking homos.- This is my fastest. - Get the fuck out of the door.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54- Don't molest my arsehole, sir. - Don't touch him, sir.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Sir!
0:19:57 > 0:19:59That could have gone up my arse! You suck, sir.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01I'm telling the principal.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16And when we fly over, you should get a premium economy.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18I don't need to go premium economy.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Cos I'm really small, so that means I can get a small seat in economy,
0:20:21 > 0:20:25and you can go first class, which saves us money to spend in America.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Oh, yeah. And first class is good,
0:20:26 > 0:20:28cos you get a massage from the ladies,
0:20:28 > 0:20:30and they're hotter ones.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33In first class, air hostesses - always hotter.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35- On Qantas?- Yeah.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39And in economy, it's shit,
0:20:39 > 0:20:41because sometimes people die on planes
0:20:41 > 0:20:43and they put them in a seat next to you,
0:20:43 > 0:20:45so you gotta sit next to a dead person.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47I don't care! That'd be cool.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Moses and Jonah, am I seeing any actual reading going on
0:20:50 > 0:20:52or just chatting?
0:20:52 > 0:20:55iPad out and reading, please, Moses. Jonah, you help him.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- It's already out.- I know. - She's an idiot.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- This is boring. - Should we sing the song?
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Yeah.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06- OK.- Two.- Three.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07- BOTH:- Four.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11# Pretty young girl I want to touch your booby
0:21:11 > 0:21:15# Island girl Let me touch your booby
0:21:15 > 0:21:17# Pretty young girl I want to touch... #
0:21:17 > 0:21:21That's lovely, boys, but this isn't music, it's reading partners.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23How much reading have we done today?
0:21:23 > 0:21:26I suck at reading, miss! I don't want to do it.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28- He sucks too. - All right, well, just see
0:21:28 > 0:21:31if you can recognise any words for me.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36- Sorry, miss.- Sorry. - We'll start reading, miss.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Love you, miss.
0:21:38 > 0:21:43- Oi, Poosey! Hey, Poosey!- Fuck off!
0:21:43 > 0:21:45It's Graydon's little brother.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Calls me Poosey just because I pooed my pants the first day of term one.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52Urgh! What stinks?
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Fuck up, ranga! Or I'll bash you.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58You picked on my brother, so I can pick on yours.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00We're going to beat the shit out of you.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03I'm in Year 9. I could take on a Year 7 any day.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07- You want to go back in the locker again?- Oi! Be nice! And no language.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13CHATTER
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Oi! Where you lot going? - Back in five or ten minutes, sir.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Straight to the wash-up area and back. No fucking around.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21We have to go to the beach first, so we might take ages.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24'You can pretty much define the Laz House kids in two categories.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28'You got your dumb and you've got your dumb and annoying.'
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Jonah is definitely dumb and annoying.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- KNOCKS ON DOOR - Excuse me, miss.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Er, Mr Joseph needs to see some boys. Er, Graydon's brother.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- That one.- It's urgent, miss.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43This one here. And that one there. Come with us, boys.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46'I'm in a pretty tricky position at the moment.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49'I need to draw as little attention as possible
0:22:49 > 0:22:51'to the issues that Jonah's causing.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56'Y'know, obviously I don't want Laz House closed down.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58'I think it does good.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00'But, er, it's going to be pretty difficult to work out.'
0:23:00 > 0:23:02But slow and steady.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Y'know, we'll get there.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06KNOCK AT DOOR
0:23:06 > 0:23:09'I haven't reached my ultimate level of rage yet.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11'When I do, they normally don't fuck with me again.'
0:23:11 > 0:23:15I don't know your names, but that girl there, that one there.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- That one.- Erm, him and this kid here.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Get up! Come with us. We got to go, urgently.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Yeah. Hurry up.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26'I enjoy a challenge. I do.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30'Erm, and I think Jonah from Lazarus House is definitely a challenge
0:23:30 > 0:23:31'if ever there was one.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34'But, erm, it should be interesting.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35'And Jonah I know...'
0:23:35 > 0:23:37can seem pretty full-on,
0:23:37 > 0:23:40but there's something about him that actually intrigues me.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42'I'm keen to find what that is.'
0:23:42 > 0:23:45All right, I'm feeling it, guys, some mint dancing going on here.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48'Yeah, I've got a good feeling I'm going to love it here. Y'know?
0:23:48 > 0:23:51'I'm ready to rock it, and, uh, Jonah is going to be my mission.'
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- I'm going to work that kid up. - 'All rangas into the goal.'
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Hurry up, boys! Quickly!
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- Why the fuck are we here? - Don't ask any questions.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02It's a Laz House anger-management task, so you got to do it.
0:24:02 > 0:24:08- Get in. Stay here.- We're allowed to do what we fucking say.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Come here! Come here. Get in. Get in!
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Get in! All rangas in.
0:24:14 > 0:24:20OK, tie up the sides, boys. Action! This a Fobba-liscious bully video.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- Fobba-liscious! - This is called the Ranga Round-Up
0:24:22 > 0:24:24with a Yeah 7 homo eating dog shit.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Where's the dog shit? Give me this.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30Graydon's little brother, come here. You're going to eat dog shit.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32SHOUTING
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- Come here! Take it! - Fuck off!- Eat it!- No!
0:24:37 > 0:24:41- Eat the dog shit. Eat it!- Fuck off! Eat it!- Fuck off!
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Jonah! You fuckin' idiot!
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- Aw, shit!- Fuck.- Shit!- Fuck!
0:24:46 > 0:24:50- Sorry, sir! It was a joke! - I'll get your arse for this!
0:24:50 > 0:24:52SHOUTING
0:24:52 > 0:24:56What? Ohhh! That's it! I've had a gutful. I'm calling your father.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00- Don't call my dad, sir! It was a joke!- I'm on the phone.- It's funny!
0:25:00 > 0:25:02No, you're fucked. I'm going to call him.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05I wouldn't like to be your arse tonight, boy.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Sir, I love you! I love you, sir.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Get your arses over here and help me get them out,
0:25:10 > 0:25:12you fuckin' idiots.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16- Sir!- Do yourself, sir!
0:25:17 > 0:25:20I love you, sir. Please don't call my dad!
0:25:23 > 0:25:27- Melody!- She likes you. - I wanted to ask you something.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- Would I be able to papier-mache you? - Why the fuck would you do that?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Stop trying to touch my boobs!
0:25:32 > 0:25:34- Hey, need any help? - Don't fucking touch!
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Moses is obsessed with the golden bowling ball.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40- You're touching 10,000 dollars. - The prize is a trip to America.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41How do we win it?
0:25:41 > 0:25:44# I want to beat the shit out of every motherfucker who... #
0:25:44 > 0:25:47- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - BOYS CHEER
0:25:47 > 0:25:49What did the nun say to the priest?
0:25:49 > 0:25:50- "Shut up." - SHE LAUGHS
0:25:50 > 0:25:53- I like that one.- Mr Joseph tells me you've been in trouble with the law.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54What's up, fox?
0:25:54 > 0:25:57You want to do something that proves you're real men?
0:25:57 > 0:25:58Oh, fuck!
0:25:58 > 0:26:02- Jonah!- Shit, your dad!- What the fuck?- I'm going to smack you.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05I'm going to kick the shit out of you.