0:00:02 > 0:00:04This programme contains some strong language
0:00:04 > 0:00:07'Mr Joseph found out about our YouTube channel of bullying videos.'
0:00:07 > 0:00:09"Fobba-liscious Bully Video 2".
0:00:09 > 0:00:10Fobba-liscious Bully Video with spew.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13The whole lot of you are going to end up in fucking duty.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16'So we had to meet the new school youth worker for counselling.'
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Hey, boys. Join in, see if you can pick it up. Grab a spot at the back.
0:00:19 > 0:00:20'But he was a homo.'
0:00:20 > 0:00:24- Maybe just build a relationship. - Relationship?! We're not gay, sir!
0:00:28 > 0:00:31'Graydon and the Rangas made fun of my break dancing.'
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Fucking embarrassing, man. You're so bad. Can't dance for shit.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36'So I had to get revenge.'
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Have a look at him. He's clearly a fuckwit.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41- "I'm clearly a fuckwit."- Shut up, fob. At least I can read books.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- Oi, that's enough of the racist thing, mate.- Piss off, ranga.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46'And when Graydon's little brother picked on Moses...'
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- Hey, poozy!- Fuck off, homo.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51'..I tried to make the best bullying video ever.'
0:00:51 > 0:00:55This is called the ranga round-up, with a Year 7 homo eating dog shit.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Jonah! You fucking idiot. I'm calling your father.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Sir, I love you. I love you, sir!
0:01:25 > 0:01:28MUSIC: "Screams From Da Old Plantation" by King Kapisi
0:01:28 > 0:01:30# Fai fai pea, fai fai pea
0:01:30 > 0:01:33# Screams from the old plantation non-stop
0:01:33 > 0:01:35# Fai fai pea, fai fai pea... #
0:01:37 > 0:01:40POP MUSIC ON TV
0:01:46 > 0:01:48JONAH LAUGHS Don't, faggot.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49- Was an accident.- Dad!
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Don't fucking say anything, or I'll punch you in the vagina.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55'Because of the ranga incident,'
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Mr Joseph told my dad and I got grounded.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Turn that shit down.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- How do you turn this shit off?- Dad, Jonah's being...- Don't even say it.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Stop talking. Moses, we've got to get ready for bowling.
0:02:07 > 0:02:12- You're not going anywhere. You're grounded.- Grounding's for homos.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- You want a smack as well?- No.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Do something useful with your life! - Do something useful with your face.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21'My dad, he always wants me to be'
0:02:21 > 0:02:24a priest, or a rugby player, or something good.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26That shit's for homos.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31- What the fuck was that?- Jonah. - I didn't do it!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Look, fuckhead. Stop mucking around with the wall.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- You want to sit on your arse all day doing nothing?- No.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- You're coming to work with me.- I'm not going to go to work with you!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42I'll get you a uniform, and you're coming to work with me.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46I'm grounded, you can't take me to work. You've got a dick job.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Hey, go home, he's grounded.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Listen! Get ready to go to work with me,
0:02:50 > 0:02:53or otherwise your arse is going to get red hot where I smacked it.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Jonah, are you coming or what? Your dad's mad as fuck.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58He's always mad as fuck.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Let's get ready, boys. We're going bowling.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Go on!- Shit!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- Hey, there's Melody.- Hey, Melody!
0:03:20 > 0:03:24- Melody! What are you doing? - Hey.- What do you reckon?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- THEY JEER - Take it easy, big boy.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Woo hoo!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Melody!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Come chill with me over here. - All right.- Sorry, girls.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38I'm taking her away.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Hey, you're losing.- Huh? - You're losing.
0:03:43 > 0:03:50- You're not any better.- You look hot. - Thanks.- Have you eaten much today?
0:03:50 > 0:03:51No, why?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56The food's good here. Hot chips are good.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Um, I wanted to ask you something.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- You know that assignment we've got to do in design?- Yeah?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Well, would I be able to papier-mache you? Like your body?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07What the fuck? Put papier-mache on me?
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Why the fuck would you want to do that?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11It's a sculpture thing. Miss said we could do them.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14I was going to papier-mache my dick but Miss said no.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19- Um, whatever. But I should get back to the game.- OK.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- Thanks for talking to me. - You do realise we're cousins.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Yeah, I know. I don't care. Hey, before you go,
0:04:26 > 0:04:28I want to tell you a joke. A bowling joke.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- No!- What did the bowling alley do...to my dick.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36"Give me balls!"
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- You're so lame. - It's a joke, I made it up!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41See you, Melody.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Hey, Moses. Ask if you can touch it.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Miss, can he touch the ball?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Moses is obsessed with the golden bowling ball.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52- You're touching 10,000, Moses. - Ahhh...
0:04:52 > 0:04:54It's this bowling ball, right, and they keep it on the shelf
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- behind the counter, and it's worth 10,000...- As if!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59..cos it's made of pure, solid gold.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- Bull.- It is! Ask the manager! We asked last time we were here.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- You speak out of your arse. - You don't even know!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Ah, you can feel how expensive it is.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11If it was worth that much, they wouldn't have it on the shelf.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- That's why they've got security. - THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Oh shit, your dad, Jonah!
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- Jonah! I'm going to smack your arsehole.- Boys, boys!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Come over here, you little fuckwit!
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Go down here, go down here!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29If you don't come over here, I'm going to kick the shit out of you.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Come over here right now!
0:05:31 > 0:05:37- You...- Come and get us, Dad! Come and get us.- Yeah? All right!
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Come over here!
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- You're dead, motherfucker!- Dad! Dad! - SHOUTING
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Mate, you can't do that here.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55- Stop breaking the rules.- I'm going to break your dick when we get home.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Well, yeah, cos you're a homo! Always thought you were one!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Please put your smocks away, then please tuck your chairs in, guys.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Hey! Hey! You're ripping, smaller strips.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18How long is this going to take to dry?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20It's really quick. I'm going to use a hairdryer.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- I've got to do more of this area. - Stop trying to touch my boobs,
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- you sicko!- I'm not! This surface needs more work.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Just stop, my goodness. - I can't help it.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- I've got to do this just one...- Jonah, stop!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- I've just got to make it good. - Jonah, that looks good as.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- You look hot in newspaper, Melody. - Hey, Jonah, you need any help?- No.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Don't fucking touch.- Yeah, fuck off. - She's my cousin.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- Yeah, only Jonah can touch me. - Yeah, only I can touch her.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48We're relations. I'm the artist in this situation.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Then stop trying to touch my boobs. - I'm not! I'm just doing this bit.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54I'm not even touching it, I'm doing the middle bit.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Where's the snorkel?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Put this in your mouth. - Do I have to do? Really?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Yeah, cos I've got to do your face. I'm doing the whole thing.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Feet to face. OK.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Oh, look! Jonah, that looks like cum!
0:07:09 > 0:07:14- That's what Jonah wants to splat on her face for real.- Ah, yuck!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Come on, pack up, please. - It's called art, isn't it, Miss?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Yes, it's a fantastic sculptural form.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23I want you to think about your process diary and your design brief.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Yeah, I know about it. It's about my culture.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- It's about Tongan girl shapes and what they mean to me.- Hmm.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30I'm going to need more of an explanation than that.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- You need a hug, Miss. - No, no. No! Jonah, get off!
0:07:34 > 0:07:39- Jonah! Get off, Jonah. Pack up, please.- Thanks, Miss.- Pack up.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43OK, girls, plug this in and dry it, and when you've finished drying,
0:07:43 > 0:07:46just lift it off, put it on the table, put my name on it.
0:07:46 > 0:07:51- I'll leave this with you.- Hey, what's up, Mr Joseph?- Mr Joseph!
0:07:51 > 0:07:55- Jesus Christ. How did you wangle this?- It's called art, sir.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58You don't know shit about art. It's a sculpture.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Why are you in design for?- I'm here to escort you little pricks
0:08:01 > 0:08:03over to your first counselling session with Mr Fonua.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- I figured you'd forget.- Mr who?!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07We know where to go, sir. You don't need to take us.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09We don't want to hang around with Kool Kris.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- It was all part of the deal. You're bullies.- He's a homo!- You need to learn the error of your ways.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- Sir, don't take us there. I know where his room is.- Promise?
0:08:17 > 0:08:18- Yes, sir.- Yeah! Trust us for once.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22- Well, don't fuck me around. You go straight there, yeah?- We will, sir.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- Straight there.- Go! Go on.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- See you, sir.- Straight there!
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Moses, quick! We've got to hide from Kool Kris, the counsellor.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- When he comes, duck down.- Quick!
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Down, boys. Get down!
0:08:48 > 0:08:53- Oi, fellas! Come over, let's get started!- Let's go, boys.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Get under the table!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05THEY LAUGH
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- Where is he? Where is she?- Sshhh! - Shut up!
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- What are you boys doing?- Oh, shit. Nothing, Miss. What are YOU doing?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Mr Fonua is looking for you. I've just walked past him.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Apparently you've got an appointment.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- We're going, Miss.- You've got an appointment. Off you go.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24- We're on our way there. We're just stopping out there.- Off you go.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Love you, Miss.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30We're going to need to split up, go separate directions,
0:09:30 > 0:09:35if we're going to lose him. Let's do it. Let's split up, boys. Let's go.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Different directions, boys!
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Sister. I feel sick. I've got like stomach pains or some shit.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Oh, you poor thing. Come on through.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58We going to the sickbay?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Well, maybe you need a glass of water, yes?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Yeah, I might have to lie down too.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05You do feel like you have a temperature.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08A little rest will help make you feel better.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Have you still got the tummy pains?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Yeah, I think I might have food poisoning, Sister.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Um, and my head hurts, too.
0:10:14 > 0:10:19Oh, well rubbing the head a little bit sometimes helps when it's sore.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- Um, my dick hurts too.- What? - Nothing, I'm only joking.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28- Do you feel like you might throw up? - Nah. Oh, actually, yeah, I might.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Well, I'm going to leave you to rest for a while. OK?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- OK.- I'm only going to be over there, so call me if you need me.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39I don't want you to go, but. You stay, cos I'll be bored.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- I've got work to do.- I want to tell you some jokes, Sister. Sit down!
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Sit down. I'll tell you some jokes. Just a couple of jokes.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50- Just come on. You'll like my jokes and shit.- No, but no swearing.- OK.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52First joke.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Um... What did the school say when the teachers didn't come?
0:10:57 > 0:11:02- "You're sacked, so get lost."- Oh, that's silly.- It's not a swear word.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Um...
0:11:03 > 0:11:07What did the nun say to the priest? "Shut up."
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- SHE LAUGHS - I don't know why, but I like that one.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Um, what did the old lady say to her face?
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- "Shut your face, nun head." - Oh, I don't like that one.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21I was just being silly. I wasn't being mean, Sister.
0:11:21 > 0:11:26- Can I do some rapping? Like freestyle rapping?- Well, all right.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28But if that phone rings, I've got to get it.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Can you beatbox? No?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Um, OK.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33It's about Holy Cross.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- HE RAPS:- I like Holy Cross The teachers get cross
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Cross the road Jesus on the cross
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- You are a nun You look quite good in your hood - SHE LAUGHS
0:11:46 > 0:11:50How many nuns do you meet in your life? Probably none... Get it?
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- SHE LAUGHS - I like the nun bit, yeah. I do like the none bit.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58- KNOCK ON DOOR - Sister, we feel a bit sick.- Yeah.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02What, all of you? Did you all eat the same thing?
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- Yeah, I think its the flu or something.- Oh, my goodness.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Sister thinks we might have food poisoning, boys. From the tuck shop.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I haven't got enough beds for all of you,
0:12:11 > 0:12:14so you'd better just hop onto Jonah's bed and have a rest.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18- Come on, boys. We'll share it up. Thanks, Sister.- Thanks, Sister.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Thanks for looking after us. We'll just chill here.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24We'll let you know if anything bad happens, any medical emergencies.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Yeah.- I'll come back and check on you later.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Hopefully we don't have heart attacks.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30She fell for it.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32THEY ALL SING: # You're my island girl
0:12:32 > 0:12:37# Let's be together forever I'm your island boy
0:12:37 > 0:12:39# I kill a horse for you
0:12:39 > 0:12:41# And we can lead it together... #
0:12:41 > 0:12:43- JONAH RAPS:- Yeah, yeah
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Hey, all the girls,
0:12:46 > 0:12:48I want to suck on your tits so come here
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Yeah!
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Take your clo... And let's get... I promise it won't hurt...
0:12:53 > 0:12:57- Oh, here we are, boys.- We're sick, sir.- You don't sound sick to me.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59I just heard some cool rapping and singing.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- We've got food poisoning from the tuck shop.- Yeah.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04All right. Look, you win this time. Lunchtime's over.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05But Mr Joseph told me
0:13:05 > 0:13:08you've got detention this afternoon at the horticultural centre.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10We're going to meet for counselling, all right?
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- Don't be afraid, guys. I don't bite.- Fuck, no way.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18- My friend, we just don't want to do it.- Get up and go to class now.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Argh, fuck shit.
0:13:20 > 0:13:25- Sir, why do you have to be a...- Come on.- Flipping hell, stop bullying us.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Arsehole.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- Hey, Sister!- Bye, Sister.- We are feeling better. Thanks, Sister.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33They're hopeless!
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- What is this shit, anyway? - You have to plant it on the thing.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Don't take it out. This is pretty fun, boys.- It's boring.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56It's not fun at all. You stuffed it up. You put too much dirt.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- Hey, stop messing with my work! - Don't hit my arse.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03- It still hurts from the weekend.- Did your dad give you a hiding, Jonah?
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Tongan dads, eh? Ooosh. Garden's looking good, boys. Keep going.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- I was thinking we could have a chat at the same time.- Don't want to.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Hey, listen.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Today's more about just airing any issues you might be having
0:14:14 > 0:14:16with the school, or at home.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19You won't get in trouble for anything you say, so just feel free.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22It's more of a general kind of get-to-know-you session.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25- Get to know my dick, sir. - That sounds gay as, Jonah.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Fuck off.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Sir, no-one cares what you have to say,
0:14:29 > 0:14:32so enjoy talking to yourself, Krissie Church-head.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34I've been through some pretty shit times myself, all right?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37I held tough. You guys can say whatever you want to say,
0:14:37 > 0:14:39call me whatever you want. It's water off a duck's back.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42OK, you're a Christian homo dickhead and a shit dancer.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45- THEY LAUGH - You said say anything!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47See, I don't even care.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50I was saying that kind of stuff when I was your age as well.
0:14:50 > 0:14:55Hey, listen. What about Mr Joseph? What do you guys think about him?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57- He's a knobhead.- No, fuck off, he's a legend.- No, he's not.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- He killed people in the army. - No, he didn't, you liar.- Yeah.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- He did, he told me. - Don't lie.- He did.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Have you guys thought about your future?
0:15:04 > 0:15:08- Any areas of work you want to get into?- I want to go to uni.- Yeah?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10- Jonah, you?- Go to uni.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Well, uni is pretty hard to get into. I'd love it if you got in.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16You shouldn't rule it out. What about the trades, guys?
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Any of the vocational trades training subjects interest yous?
0:15:19 > 0:15:22- Metalwork's pretty good. - Yeah?- I like papier-mache.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Well, that's good. That's art. Maybe you could be an artist.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- No, I'm a shit drawer. - Anyone else?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Guys, I want to talk about bullying. Right?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37You've been in some trouble for bullying. Why do you do it?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- Cos we dominate the school.- Yeah, we're the toughest in the school,
0:15:40 > 0:15:42so we have to remind people not to mess with us.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43I don't think you do dominate.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46And I think you guys know it deep down inside.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50So you guys try and pick on small kids just to make yourself
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- feel better. Am I right?- No.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55I'm a fob too, boys. I remember what it was like in high school.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Yeah, but you would have been a nerd fob. We're way tougher than you.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00I was saying that to teachers when I was your age too.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- I thought all my teachers were nerds.- You really are one, sir.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Sorry to tell you.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Mr Joseph tells me you've been in trouble with the law as well.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Is that right?
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Ages ago. But I'm good now.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Shoplifting, tagging and stuff?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Yeah, Jonah did shoplifting,
0:16:15 > 0:16:19- trying to show off in front of the Soldierz.- Who are the Soldierz?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Just these gun as boys. They're older than us. Fob boys.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26- They're rich as.- What, and they encourage you to shoplift?
0:16:26 > 0:16:27They don't sound like good guys to me.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29They are. They're legendary.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32All right. Well, what about your dancing, guys?
0:16:32 > 0:16:36- You guys are incredible. Why don't you pursue that?- We're shit as.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- Yeah.- You saw the dance demo the other day.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41- We suck.- There's no way we'd ever be as good as those boys.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Yeah, but that's because you don't practise.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45I guarantee you, if you guys work at it,
0:16:45 > 0:16:48you'll surprise yourselves. I've seen you in the playground.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51You guys are incredible. And your singing is awesome.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55Moses, the tone in your voice, man, is beautiful. I mean that.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58I'm taking him to America to get a record deal.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- Just got to get 5,000 first. - Yeah, they're going Qantas.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04- Business class.- OK.
0:17:04 > 0:17:09Upgraded to first class. It's better. First class is better.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- Listen. Feel The Beat.- Sir, that look gay as.- Well, it's not, OK?
0:17:12 > 0:17:16Entries close soon. You guys got to sing, and dance, and do whatever.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20- We're not doing it.- Why not? - Cos we don't want to.- Guys, listen.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23The prize, if you make it through to the heats,
0:17:23 > 0:17:26and then the state finals, and make it to the nationals,
0:17:26 > 0:17:30the prize is a trip to America to work with industry professionals,
0:17:30 > 0:17:33and to make contacts with people in the entertainment industry.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34That's good for you.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38- How do we win it?- Well, you've got to make a video clip entry, right?
0:17:38 > 0:17:39And it's got to be an original performance
0:17:39 > 0:17:42with an anti-bullying theme. All right?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44If they like your clip, you make it to the heats.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47And if you go through in that, you can make it to the state finals
0:17:47 > 0:17:49at the Sydney Entertainment Centre, see?
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- Well, we don't know how to do a video clip, sir.- Well, I do.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55What do we have to do? Like a song or some shit?
0:17:55 > 0:17:56OK, well this is what I suggest.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59You guys work with me every afternoon this week,
0:17:59 > 0:18:02and we work on the song together. We make a video clip and we send it in.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06See what happens. Guys, this is an awesome opportunity.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08What do you reckon, Sonny?
0:18:10 > 0:18:14- All right, strum me something. Just strum me anything.- Anything? Ready?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16GUITAR CHORD
0:18:16 > 0:18:19# Ooh, I feel so alone... #
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Sir, that is the gayest thing you've ever done!
0:18:23 > 0:18:28- What?- Krissie, don't ever sing again, OK? Don't ever sing!
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Listen, the song has to have an anti-bullying message.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Fuck, that was funny.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37Listen, I'm thinking maybe if Moses sings the hook, all right?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39This is all part of it, guys.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42We have to encourage each other and learn how to build each other up.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- It's got to sound gangster.- It's got to sound mean as.- Not that gay stuff.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46I don't want to do a gay song.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49All right, I'll do a beatbox, and then you guys freestyle.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- Yeah! Drop us a beatbox. - Hit us with our beat, Krissie.- OK.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54KRIS BEATBOXES
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- Yo!- Yeah!- Krissie...
0:18:57 > 0:18:59- HE RAPS:- Bully...
0:18:59 > 0:19:02- THEY LAUGH - Fuck off!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05- It's good, it's good! Keep going. - I'm trying! I'm doing my best.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07That's it, That's the point. Ready?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09HE BEATBOXES
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- Yo, yo...- Bully, bully...
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Don't say bully, that is arse!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16I don't care, it doesn't matter.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Jonah sounds good anyway, but.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Yo, I want to beat the shit out of every motherfucker...
0:19:22 > 0:19:27- Whoa, whoa! We're against bullying, remember?- Oh, yeah!- Oh, yeah!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29I'm getting the bully bit. Go, go.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- HE RAPS:- We're Fobba-liscious Listen to us
0:19:32 > 0:19:37MOSES: # I feel sad, I feel pain When you call me that name
0:19:37 > 0:19:42# I'm a person just like you... #
0:19:42 > 0:19:44To be a bully
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Hey bullies, loosen up
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Stop walking round thinking you're so tough
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Just cos the kid's got a different colour hair
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Don't mean you can be a bully Yeah yeah yeah
0:19:55 > 0:19:58You're going to get busted for calling kids names
0:19:58 > 0:20:00The teacher's getting notes put down on your names
0:20:00 > 0:20:04So don't be a bully Bully bully
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Fobba-liscious, listen to us
0:20:06 > 0:20:12# I feel sad, I feel pain when you call me that name
0:20:12 > 0:20:17- # I'm a person, just like you - To be a bully
0:20:17 > 0:20:23# I feel sad, I feel pain when you call me that name
0:20:23 > 0:20:29- # I'm a person, just like you. # - To be a bully
0:20:29 > 0:20:32If a kid's being a pussy just try to be nice
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Don't punch him in the head Just try to socialise
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Hi, what's up, we're Fobba-liscious
0:20:38 > 0:20:40What do you want to do at lunch?
0:20:40 > 0:20:43You might become friends with kids you once thought were dicks
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Kicking with the dickheads The dickety-dick-dicks
0:20:46 > 0:20:49So don't be a bully, mully mully
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Fobba-liscious, listen to us...
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Sir, that is awesome! That looks good, sir. You made us look gun as!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59- Mean as! Well done, sir! - I love your editing.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- We're going to win it, Jonah! - We're going to win!
0:21:02 > 0:21:04We're going to win!
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- Hey, I'm going to send it in straightaway. This is awesome.- Yeah!
0:21:07 > 0:21:09We're going to whip them, boys!
0:21:21 > 0:21:22What's up, ducks?
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Don't do the homework!
0:21:28 > 0:21:32Boys, don't do the homework, cos I'm not doing it. Love you, boys.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37- MUFFLED MUSIC - Is that George?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Yep.
0:21:43 > 0:21:49- Hey, George.- Here's trouble. - What are you doing?- Cruising.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51What's up, ducks?
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Boys.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Want to see something pretty awesome?- Yeah, what is it?
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- Oh, fuck!- That's sick. - That is gun as. What is it?
0:22:02 > 0:22:06- Traditional Tongan machete, bro. Sharp as shit.- Shit, can I hold it?
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- It's pretty heavy, eh?- Oh, fuck man.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11We don't know but it's an antique, or something, bro.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- It was probably used to kill someone. - Oh, really?
0:22:13 > 0:22:15- Yeah, bro.- Wow.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Hey, you guys want to do something brave?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Something that proves to us that you're real men?
0:22:21 > 0:22:23- What, like something dangerous? - Yeah.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Something that might kill you, man.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28What, are you scared or something?
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Someone might take you out, man. - Maybe. What?
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Come on, there's the tattoo, man.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37You're supposed to be some sort of warrior.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- What you scared of?- Nothing. I'm not scared of anything.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45If you boys do this one brave thing for me,
0:22:45 > 0:22:47I'll let you take that machete home for one night.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51- Oh!- OK.- What do you want us to do?
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Have you ever played flat cat? - No, what is that?
0:22:55 > 0:22:59Well, you lie in the road, right? As flat as you can.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01But you don't move until I say.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03When a car comes, I'll tell you to jump up.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06If you don't move quick enough, you'll get run over like a cat.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10- And you become a flat cat, eh? - I'll do it.- Yeah, I'll do it too.
0:23:10 > 0:23:15- And then we get to keep that? - Yeah.- OK.- Get on the road, then.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Big boys.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- Just here?- Yeah, in the middle, bro.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27All right, stay down. There's a car coming.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Lie down. Put your arms down, man.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Don't move. Stay! Stay, man!
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Get up, get up! Go, go!
0:23:37 > 0:23:39CAR SKIDS
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- CAR HORN - Fuck! Sorry, car!
0:23:43 > 0:23:46- That was fucking scary as! - You guys got balls, man.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51- We nearly got run over!- You guys are brave, bro. My man, respect.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Yo, for that, here's your prize, boys.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58- We get to keep it!- Yeah, bro. Just for the night, man, all right?
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- Take it home. Don't show anyone. - Put it in your bag, Moses.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Yeah, put it in your bag. Be careful, eh? Honestly, you guys did it, man.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08Fuck man! You should feel my heart right now, it's beating so fast.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10- Yeah.- Fuck that!
0:24:10 > 0:24:15- Hi, George.- Melody! Did you get all the glue off you?- Yeah.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17I hate you for making me do that. It was gross.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- She likes you, Jonah. I can tell, man.- You think so?
0:24:22 > 0:24:27- Yeah. You like her?- Yeah. She's my cousin, but she's hot as.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30So, what do we have to do to be in the Soldierz?
0:24:30 > 0:24:32You want to be in the Soldierz?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34You have to do something braver than flat cat, man.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37That's how we all became Soldierz. It ain't easy.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- Anyway. Catch yous up. I've got to go.- See you, Georgie.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42- See you, man.- See you, boys.
0:24:43 > 0:24:48- We've got a machete, Jonah. - We'll keep it under our bed.- Yeah.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55- Yeah!- That was scary as.- I know.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59- So, do you want to be in the Soldierz?- Yeah.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01- Do you want to be in the Soldierz? - Yeah.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09- Jonah, Jonah!- Get it out.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12- Ah! You were telling the truth! - It's good, eh?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15The principal here has dobbed me into the Catholic Education Office.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- They're out here to make sure I tick all the boxes.- Sir! Ah, fuck, Sir!
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Just fucking behave!
0:25:20 > 0:25:23What are you hanging out with my fat sister for? Are you desperate?
0:25:23 > 0:25:27- We wanted to do something brave. - All jewellery off. Into the trays.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29The police has called the school, and I came straightaway.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33- It looks pretty serious. - You're a pussy, bro. Fucking pussy.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37If you can't speak nicely to the new inmates, then shut your mouth.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39I had a call from Feel The Beat, and you guys have been selected.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43- Oh, yeah!- Jonah! - We got in Feel The Beat!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45We're going to perform in front of a audience!
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Fuck off or say goodbye to them.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Fobba-liscious!