0:00:02 > 0:00:10This programme contains very strong language and adult humour
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Otherwise your ass is going to get red-hot when I smacks it.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14'But me and the boys went bowling anyway.'
0:00:14 > 0:00:18Come over here, you little fuckwits! You're dead, motherfucker.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Would I be able to papier-mache you?
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Why the fuck would you want to do that?
0:00:22 > 0:00:25'This hot girl, Melody, helped me with my art assignment.'
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Stop trying to touch my boobs, you sicko!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30- Oi, fellas!- Let's go, boys.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33'And we tried to hide from Kool Kris to get out of counselling.'
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Sister, I feel sick. You are a nun. You look quite good in your hood.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41'He made us write an anti-bullying song for the talent competition.'
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# So don't be a bully
0:00:43 > 0:00:45# Moolly-moolly! #
0:00:45 > 0:00:48'And if you win the national final, you go to America.'
0:00:48 > 0:00:49- Uh, fuck!- That's sick.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53That a traditional machete. Sharpest shit I do.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57'And George from the Soldierz gave Moses a traditional machete
0:00:57 > 0:00:58'because we were so brave.'
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Get up, get up, get up!
0:01:00 > 0:01:01CAR HORN BEEPS
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Sorry, car!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05You should feel my heart right now. It's beating so fast!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31# It's a good day
0:01:31 > 0:01:33# Every day is OK
0:01:35 > 0:01:36# It's a good day
0:01:36 > 0:01:39# The sun is shining my way
0:01:40 > 0:01:42# It's a good day
0:01:42 > 0:01:44# It's gonna be better than Sunday... #
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Want to take a seat? The boys are coming in now.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Boys.- Sir, what are we doing? Why have we got the desks like this?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Like I've told you before, Jonah,
0:01:55 > 0:01:59we've got a couple of special visitors with us today.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03It's the Catholic Education people. You've got to be good.
0:02:03 > 0:02:08Hey, beast. Hi, sir. Welcome to Spaz House. Have a seat.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Jonah, take a seat. Look after yourself, please, son.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13I'm just being welcoming, sir.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15All right, then, very good. But sit down.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18'I've been under review at Lazarus House for a few months.'
0:02:18 > 0:02:23The principle here is just a fucking major pain in the arse.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25He's dobbed me into the Catholic Education Office
0:02:25 > 0:02:28cos he doesn't believe what we do here is any good.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Sitting up and listening up.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32'So, their idea is sticky-beaking around, checking up on me,
0:02:32 > 0:02:34'making sure I tick all the boxes.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36'It's just a fucking pain in the dick.'
0:02:36 > 0:02:39What we've been doing in this class, as you know, in the last
0:02:39 > 0:02:43couple of months is we've been talking about mechanics, yes?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46But we've also been talking about where that can take you.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- What are you talking about? - Jonah, while I'm talking,
0:02:48 > 0:02:50you guys are listening, all right?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Can we just do practical? This is shit.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Jonah, did I hear a swear word then?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Do you want to go and stand in the naughty corner?
0:02:58 > 0:02:59What's the naughty corner?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01You just made that up cos they're here.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- No, I didn't.- Yeah, you did.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06'Well, I had a word with the kids about the observation day.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10'Told them, you know, just to keep it in check.'
0:03:10 > 0:03:12You know, not to swear and fuck round,
0:03:12 > 0:03:14and just play along with it for my sake.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- So, hand one of those back, thanks. - We don't even do worksheets.- Righto.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21- Sir, this is gay.- Sir, I need one. - There you go. Just a bit of patience.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26Those two there, boys. Righto, move that out of the hallway there, Jonah.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- I'm going to trip over it. - Fuck off, sir.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33What I'm going to do is we are going to...
0:03:33 > 0:03:38We're going to brainstorm about ideas of careers in mechanics, OK?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40So, we won't look at the worksheets just for a sec.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Anyone know of any career...? JONAH SHOUTS OVER HIM
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Excuse me, Jonah, I'm talking, all right?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Does anyone know of any careers in mechanics?- Sir, Sir!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53My dad's a space mechanic. He works on space stations.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- What are you lying for? - Fuck off, it's true.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- Righto, righto, that's enough. - My dad does!- Language, please.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01He's got two jobs!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04He's a removalist and a space mechanic. You don't even know.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- That's enough.- You don't even know! Ask him!- Enough, thank you.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- I'm not lying.- Right, any ideas? - I'm telling you the truth.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Just yell them out. I'll whack them up here on the whiteboard.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Sir, this sucks.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Can we just play with the radio? This is boring.
0:04:17 > 0:04:22All right. OK. What I want you to do is have a look at these...
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- these sheets. And have a read of it quietly.- I can't read.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Sir, I'm not doing this.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30I'm going to be asking you questions on this in just a second.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- Oh, fuck, sir.- Listen, dickhead.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38If I hear another fucking swearword out of your mouth, I'm going to
0:04:38 > 0:04:42hit you so fucking hard, you won't be able to shit for a month, hear me?
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- Yes.- Just fucking behave. - I'm behaving. I'm always behaving.
0:04:46 > 0:04:51- OK, everybody, hands up those who have finished reading.- Yup.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- Yeah, good. We'll talk about... - (Write fuck.- You write fuck.)
0:04:55 > 0:04:56(Write fuck!)
0:04:56 > 0:05:02And then we'll discuss and come up with some nice ideas. Anyone?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- OK.- Sir.- Yes?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- Sir!- Yep?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12I'm showing you my love to you.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Just put that down, Jonah, get rid of it. Put it down. Get rid of it.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- Sir, this is what you are today. - Listen to me. Come here!
0:05:20 > 0:05:25- Oh, fuck, sir, don't rip my arm off. - Fucking fuck.- Don't pull my arm!
0:05:25 > 0:05:30Just stand there. Don't you fucking move. Shut the fuck up!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Right, clearly, Jonah can't be trusted to join in.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40So he's going to miss out. All right?
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Now, anyone with ideas about careers in mechanics?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Come on, let's hear them. Put your hands up. Yes, go on.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49THEY LAUGH
0:05:49 > 0:05:54- Fuck! Come here!- Fuck off, sir. Don't push me. I'll fall over.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Get back to your chair.- Nearly knocked the desk over.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Oh, Sir!
0:05:58 > 0:06:03You did it, you did it! You pushed me! It's your fault, dickhead.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Jonah, boys. Come over.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20What does gayfeast wants now?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24I just got an e-mail from Feel The Beat.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26They received our entry and they're reviewing it
0:06:26 > 0:06:28for possible inclusion in the area heats.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32- Is that it?- So, we're not in it?- Not yet.- Why are you so excited, Krissy?
0:06:32 > 0:06:36- Calm down.- I thought a teacher had died or some shit. Later.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Tell us when you have some actual news, Krissy boy.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Wait, I've got a good feeling about this. I'm praying for it, guys.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43# Don't be a bully... #
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Shut up, pussy boy. You're so gay.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Sir, you're embarrassing us.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Stop trying to have a relationship with us, sir. We're not homos.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Can I put this in your locker? - Mine? Yeah.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Two, five, seven...
0:06:59 > 0:07:04- Oh, sucked in! I know your code. Break into your locker.- Jonah, Jonah!
0:07:04 > 0:07:09- Show us, get it out.- Don't let anyone see.- Is it the thing?
0:07:11 > 0:07:17- Oh, look at that. - Don't touch the edge.- This is legit.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- This is going to kill someone.- He told us it did.- It's killed someone.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24THEY DISCUSS IT EXCITEDLY
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- Hide it, hide it.- I've got to wrap it up.- Put it away, boys.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- Careful, put it in.- That's mean, we should all get one.
0:07:31 > 0:07:37- Yeah, we should all get one.- Jonah! You're coming with us.- No, I'm not.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Dad said you have to. And he's got Mum to drive us home.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41I'm not getting in the car with him.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43I'm not getting in the car, so chill out.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Why you hanging out with my fat sister for? Are you desperate?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Seriously, dude, have some respect for your sister.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Have some respect for my dick.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54I'm not engaging in this Year 9 shit.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Jonah, Dad said you have to. We've got church in the morning,
0:07:57 > 0:07:59and he doesn't want you fucking around on the street.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- I've got plans.- You have to! Dad said so!- I'll be in touch later,
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- don't worry. - What's in the bag there, buddies?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- You're squeezing it pretty tight. - Don't talk to my brother!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Stop trying to pick him up, he's not gay.- It's a simple question, man.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13I'm just wondering why he's squeezing his bag like
0:08:13 > 0:08:15he needs to go to the toilet and the bag's his dick.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Stop talking about my brother's dick! Fucking homo.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20They've been acting like weirdos since this morning. Let's just go.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- See you, Gaylord.- By the way, I'm telling Dad
0:08:24 > 0:08:27that you didn't listen to what I said, so enjoy your hiding tonight.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Enjoy getting fucked, fatty.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32OK, boys.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- You ready to do something brave?- I am.- Yeah.- Are you ready to do this?
0:08:36 > 0:08:37- Yeah.- Let's go, boys.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39ALL: Fobba-liscious!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- It's going to be OK. - It's all right, man.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42- We'll get out soon. OFFICER:- OK.
0:09:42 > 0:09:48All jewellery off. Into the trays, piercings. All of it.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58What's going to happen?
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Well, I think our mum and dads going to pick us up, I reckon.
0:10:01 > 0:10:07- Your dad is going to get mad. Why do we even do it?- We'll be OK, boys.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11We'll be OK. We'll go home soon and laugh about it, we'll laugh.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15I want to go home now.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20SOBBING
0:10:20 > 0:10:25You crying? Gee, don't cry, man. Don't cry.
0:10:25 > 0:10:30- We look like homos when you cry. - You call me a fucking homo.
0:10:30 > 0:10:35- Don't cry, then.- I can cry if I want to!- You're too old to cry.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Your dick is too old to cry.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40'The police called the school and I came straightaway.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43'They told me the boys would be detained overnight.'
0:10:43 > 0:10:46The boys decided it would be a good idea to hold up the bowling centre
0:10:46 > 0:10:51so they've gone over with a knife and, yeah, it looks pretty serious.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55'Apparently Moses went in and held the knife first and demanded
0:10:55 > 0:10:59'the staff hand over some kind of ornamental bowling ball.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00'And then Jonah went in
0:11:00 > 0:11:03'and made some threats with a knife, but, luckily,
0:11:03 > 0:11:06'security were able to control the situation fairly quickly.
0:11:06 > 0:11:11'But it's armed hold-up, so... you know, they were all in on it.'
0:11:12 > 0:11:15I feel really bad for them, really sorry for them.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19They must be absolutely terrified in there, you know.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23So, yeah, I'd hate to imagine how hard it must be right now.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Boys, you need to shampoo.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28SHOUTING
0:11:29 > 0:11:36- Hey, look. Look. Like a grandpa. - Shut up. Chuck us the shampoo.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- I need more shampoo. - I've given it to you.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Hey, Miss, have you got hair straighteners in prison?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46These boys need to straighten their hair,
0:11:46 > 0:11:48otherwise it's going to look shit.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50No hair straighteners.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Knock it off!
0:11:54 > 0:11:56LAUGHTER
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Can you stop looking at me?
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- I feel weird with you looking me. - Guys, can you stop talking?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06You are in jail, this is not a joke.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09I'm just saying, I've got my dick out and you're looking at me.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13- Shut up.- Well, tell her to stop looking at me, it's weird.
0:12:14 > 0:12:19- Moses, talk for once. What are you doing?- He's probably jerking off, eh?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Leave him alone, boys.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29Miss, you definitely have to get it now.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Shut your mouths, do as you're told, this is your last warning,
0:12:32 > 0:12:34all right?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39CHATTER
0:12:47 > 0:12:50You've got the use of the facilities for the next
0:12:50 > 0:12:51couple of hours before bed.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55No running, no swearing, no harming others.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59This is gay, boys.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Oh, shit.
0:13:04 > 0:13:10- Fellas. I know you. You know someone I know. You know Kylie?- No.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Yeah, I'm sure you know her, she said she knows you.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14I don't know her.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- Where you from?- Summer Heights. - That's where Kylie is from.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20I know her too, she was in here having a visit with one of the boys.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24- You know her.- No, I never heard of her.- No, I'm pretty sure you know.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- She said she knows you. - Do you boys know her?
0:13:28 > 0:13:32I'm not talking to them, I'm talking to you. You know her, eh?
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Yeah, I know Kylie.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35LAUGHTER
0:13:35 > 0:13:40Wrong answer. Pussy. Fucking pussy. All you boys are pussies.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42I can tell.
0:13:42 > 0:13:47- Fobs are always pussies.- Fuck them. They're all dumb fucks.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49You want to get cut, you racist dog?
0:13:49 > 0:13:53If you can't speak nicely to the new inmates, just shut your mouth.
0:13:53 > 0:13:58Jonah and Moses, come with me. You've got people to see.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- I'll take this one.- Take care.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14Hey, Jonah. How are you? Moses. Good to see you.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Take a seat, please.
0:14:21 > 0:14:26- How are you, guys?- Good.- Good. - It's all right?- Yes.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- We've got new tracksuits. - Yeah, they look great.
0:14:29 > 0:14:36No, these are whorey as, sir. They're shit. Look at my shoes. Velcros.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40- Nice. That's OK. - No, they're gay, sir.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Also, I spoke to the legal aid lawyer
0:14:43 > 0:14:46and he reckons that we can have the parole hearing in about six weeks.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49But because of your previous convictions, Jonah,
0:14:49 > 0:14:53you might be in here for a while. Do you understand what I'm saying?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Yes, sir.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Moses, you've got a criminal record too,
0:14:57 > 0:14:59but because of your age and your learning difficulties,
0:14:59 > 0:15:03- the lawyers said we could try to get you out sooner. All right?- Yes, sir.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07But, Jonah, you might be in here for a while.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Auntie, don't cry. I don't even care about being in here, doesn't matter.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Your dad is very, very angry.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18He said to throw the key away.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Well, he's a homo.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Come on, Jonah.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Your auntie is upset, let's try to lay off those kind of comments.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- He is one though.- I'd shut up if I were you.- Who asked you, fatty?
0:15:29 > 0:15:33- What are you doing here anyway?- I was forced to come here, see your face.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37I'm here to support auntie.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Anyway, your dad said he really wanted to be here,
0:15:39 > 0:15:43but because of work and it's a long drive, he decided not to come.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- But he does care about what's going on.- Whatever.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51Don't say whatever. Say sorry for bringing shame to the family.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Say sorry for bringing shame to my dick.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56THEY SNIGGER
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Jonah, none of us are finding this funny, OK?
0:15:58 > 0:16:01It is funny, sir, get a sense of humour.
0:16:01 > 0:16:06OK, can you tell me what happened? Why did you want the bowling ball?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Because it's worth heaps.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12If you melt it down, it's worth 10,000, and I was going to use
0:16:12 > 0:16:16the money to take Moses to Los Angeles for his record deal.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18If it's worth that much, why is it in a bowling alley?
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- Shut up, you don't even know.- It should be in a museum or something.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- You don't know.- Hey, you, please be nice to each other.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Tell fatty to shut up, then.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30You don't even know anything, you don't even go bowling.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32- OK, so who gave you the knife? - George.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38- George.- You know those guys are trouble, right?
0:16:38 > 0:16:40You don't even know anything, sir.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43You don't know anything about being brave, cos you're too gay.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- Those guys have done time, you realise that, right?- So?
0:16:47 > 0:16:50They drive around in probably stolen cars looking to
0:16:50 > 0:16:52recruit good boys like you.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56You want to try and stay away from them, trust me.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57You don't want to get involved.
0:16:57 > 0:17:02Sir, if they weren't brave then why do they have their tattoos?
0:17:02 > 0:17:05They've got full tattoos on their arm, and when I'm older and I get
0:17:05 > 0:17:09my full tattoo, then I'm going to be as tough and brave as them.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13- You are so embarrassing. - Time is up, break it up, please.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17- OK, we can talk more about that later.- Now, please.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- Sure. But I do have some good news. - What?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22I had a call from Feel The Beat,
0:17:22 > 0:17:26and you guys have been selected to perform in the area heats.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30- Yeah!- Six weeks.- Perform in front of a real audience! Yes, sir!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32We've got to get you guys out.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Me and the boys can practise in here, in jail.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38The thing is, they haven't got as many convictions as you,
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- so they are being released tonight. - So they're going, I'm staying.
0:17:41 > 0:17:46- It will just be you and Moses. - Boys, guess what?
0:17:46 > 0:17:49I have I have to stay for six weeks but we got into Feel The Beat!
0:17:49 > 0:17:51We're going to perform in front of an audience!
0:17:51 > 0:17:56Practise, make sure you practise! I have to say goodbye to them.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Look at these fuckers.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16- Is that a Tonga? - Yes, you want another look?- Fuck you.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Look at your fucking tattoo. Keep walking, you dumb fuck.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Jonah Takalua, 202. Moses Takalua, 203.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Lucky we had two next to each other.
0:18:30 > 0:18:37- Lights out in five, no talking after lights out.- Ms Cooper?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40I do not need any crap from you tonight, I can assure you.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44- I'm hungry.- Hey, Moses, come here.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49It didn't look like shit, now I'm hungry.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- I can't force you to eat it, that's your problem.- I want it.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Well, enjoy that thought because you're not getting it.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58We save space anyway.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Right, lights out. - You said five minutes!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I'm in charge.
0:19:05 > 0:19:10When I say go, and I said I wanted no cheek from you. Lights out.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13That's not cheek, I'm just standing up for my prison rights, Miss.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17BOTH: # When you call me that name
0:19:17 > 0:19:20# I'm a person just like you
0:19:20 > 0:19:27# I feel sad, I feel pain When you call me that name
0:19:27 > 0:19:32# I'm a person just like you
0:19:32 > 0:19:34# Don't be a bully
0:19:34 > 0:19:37# Hey, police, we say no. #
0:19:37 > 0:19:41Hey, what's going on in here? We're not sharing cells. Out.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Miss, we do this at home. Save space.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46It means you get a free cell next door.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49It doesn't work that way, come on. Move.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55- Moses Takalua. Yes, he's being released.- Well, you are a lucky man.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59- I don't want to go.- Now, come on, guys.- He's not going.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02- Will you let go of him? - He's not going anywhere!
0:20:02 > 0:20:05ALL SHOUT
0:20:05 > 0:20:06Do the link!
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- Hold on! They won't be able to break it.- Stop being so silly.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Don't fucking touch him!
0:20:14 > 0:20:17SHOUTING
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Miss! Miss! I want him to stay here!
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Miss!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Miss! I want him to stay with me!
0:20:32 > 0:20:33MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Is there anything you want to talk about?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Not with you, you fat bitch.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16I will be a bitch if you speak to me like that.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Shut up, Grandma.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Look, behave yourself and we'll get along fine, all right?
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Get along with my dick.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Shut up, fob, go to sleep!
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Fuck up!
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Someone's getting a flogging tomorrow!
0:21:29 > 0:21:30Yeah - you, by me!
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Quiet.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35- Don't go there.- You don't go there.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42I was listening to you and your brother singing before.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44You've got really good voices.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Shouldn't have been listening to us, Miss.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- Well...- It's private singing.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52I'm very sorry, but I happened to overhear it.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53You sing in church?
0:21:53 > 0:21:56My brother's good. I'm not that good.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00- I think you're pretty good too. - Nah. My brother's the best.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04I'm going to go to America to get a record deal for him.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06He's going to make lots of money.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10I'm different. I'm better at rugby, and dancing,
0:22:10 > 0:22:12and...telling jokes.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15What's your name, Miss?
0:22:17 > 0:22:18Officer Cooper.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19No, your first name.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Therese.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Therese, good name.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26My mum's name is Theresa.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30- That's your name with a "a".- Mmm.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31She died, though.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33I'm sorry to hear that.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Nah, it was ages ago. I was six. So it doesn't matter.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42- Do you like your job?- Yes, I do.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Do you want me to tell you a joke?
0:22:47 > 0:22:51I'm not normally one for comedy, so it better be good.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Miss, my jokes are good.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55I just make them up.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59Why did the boy... Why did the boy eat the poo?
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Cos he thought it was a chocolate bar.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05- Miss...- That's not even funny!
0:23:05 > 0:23:07- It is, Miss!- It's the middle of the night! Go to bed!
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- All right, be quiet. - Shut the fuck up, Abu!- Hey!
0:23:10 > 0:23:12We'd better be quiet, all right?
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Miss, one more joke?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17What did the prison cell say to the door?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20"Marry my dick."
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Don't give up your day job, mate.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Look, I'll show you round tomorrow, OK,
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- and we'll get you all settled in. - Don't even bother, Miss!
0:23:30 > 0:23:33I'm only staying here one night. I'm probably going home tomorrow.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35That's what they all say, Jonah.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37- Night-night.- Good night.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Sorry for calling you a fat bitch!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42And a ranga.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Juvie!
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Yeah, I love juvie. It's mean as.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Look, all you chaborigines, chiss off!
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Yeah, Jonah's settled in extremely well.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00A little bit too well, actually.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Miss, could you shampoo my balls for me?
0:24:02 > 0:24:04I wouldn't exactly say that I've missed him, no.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06I've certainly noticed he's not there.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- Jonah wants to ask a question. - Boys, dads are here.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Jonah is loving having his dad Rocky here.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- "Happy Father's Day." - Happy Dickhead Day.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16- I've got a surprise for you. - What the fuck am I doing here?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18- What the fuck, sir? - Thought I'd come and see
0:24:18 > 0:24:20if you'd learnt your fucking lesson, eh?
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Hey, what's that for?- Feel The Beat next week with my boys.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25You ain't getting out.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30SHOUTING