0:00:02 > 0:00:08This programme contains very strong language and adult humour.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11'But I made him act normal again.'
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Fuck off, sir!
0:00:13 > 0:00:14Oh, fuck!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17'Judge from the Soldierz gave us a machete cos we were really brave.'
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Get up, get up, go, go, go.
0:00:19 > 0:00:20TYRES SQUEAL
0:00:20 > 0:00:21HORN BLARES
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Sorry, car.
0:00:22 > 0:00:26'And we did something really bad that got us into a lot of trouble.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28'We ended up in juvie.'
0:00:28 > 0:00:29All jewellery off, into the trays.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31'The Fobba-liscious boys went home.'
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Boys, boys! Fuck off! I'm saying goodbye to him. Fobba-liscious boys!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37'But me and Moses had to stay in.'
0:00:37 > 0:00:39We'll save space anyway.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Hey, what's going on in here? We're not sharing cells. Out!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44'Until Moses got sent home too.'
0:00:44 > 0:00:49- I don't want to go!- Fuck off me!
0:00:49 > 0:00:53'Now I have to stay in juvie for a whole six weeks by myself.'
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Why did the boy eat the poo?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Because he thought it was a chocolate bar.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00- Night, mate.- Sorry for calling you a fat bitch...
0:01:00 > 0:01:01and a ranga.
0:01:26 > 0:01:31# Oh, I think that I've found myself a cherry there
0:01:31 > 0:01:36# She is always right there when I need her
0:01:36 > 0:01:39# Oh, I think that I've found myself... #
0:01:39 > 0:01:42'Well, Jonah's been on our minds and in our prayers for weeks.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45'We all miss him very much.'
0:01:45 > 0:01:48He is going to sit in front of the parole committee this Friday,
0:01:48 > 0:01:50so, fingers crossed,
0:01:50 > 0:01:52he gets released. I've been liaising with his legal aid lawyer
0:01:52 > 0:01:56and the situation is that if he gets done for armed robbery,
0:01:56 > 0:01:59he'll stay in there for a minimum of nine months,
0:01:59 > 0:02:02so we're really hoping they are lenient.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06We have Feel The Beat in the next couple of weeks and the other boys
0:02:06 > 0:02:09really want to Jonah there and he's an important part of the team.
0:02:09 > 0:02:14Um, and being in there, it's not easy.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Jonah acts tough, but he's way too fragile to survive in there.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Oh, bullshit, he can handle it.
0:02:19 > 0:02:24Well, we want him out, and that's the point, so we're all praying.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26'I wouldn't exactly say that I've missed him.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28'I've certainly noticed he's not there.'
0:02:28 > 0:02:31It's a lot quieter around the place without him,
0:02:31 > 0:02:33and there's a lot less headaches.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36His little crew miss him.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39The fact is, they're just downright bored shitless without him.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Hey, sir, Jonah wants to ask you a question.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45'Catholic Education have been on my back about closing down the house.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49'The paperwork I've got to do to prove it's valid - fuck me!
0:02:49 > 0:02:53'Doesn't exactly help with one of your pupils in juvie.'
0:02:53 > 0:02:54- Sir!- Oh!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57'No, no, my head's definitely on the block.'
0:02:57 > 0:02:59MR JOSEPH SIGHS
0:02:59 > 0:03:04Jonah, well, yeah, I suppose, I admit I miss the prick a bit.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Must be terrible being locked up in there.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09I can't imagine he's having too much fun.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11RAPS: That's right!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Chill to the bill
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Go get your cameras out
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Yo, man, cos we look cool
0:03:18 > 0:03:20You feel me?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- # Take my picture, I'ma lookin' good - Yeah!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24# Take my picture, I'ma lookin' good
0:03:24 > 0:03:26# What's it of?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28# Take my picture, I'ma lookin' good... #
0:03:28 > 0:03:31'I love juvie, it's beat as.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36'The food's good, the boys are good, there's lots of fun things to do.'
0:03:36 > 0:03:38These are my main boys, this is my crew inside,
0:03:38 > 0:03:41and we're called Juvie-liscious.
0:03:41 > 0:03:46Boys, show them the J. This is our symbol, it's a J for Juvie-liscious.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48ALL: Juvie-liscious!
0:03:48 > 0:03:52'These boys, we're good at dancing, good at singing.'
0:03:52 > 0:03:55# I'm your island boy I called a horse for you
0:03:55 > 0:03:58# And we could eat it together
0:03:58 > 0:04:01# Pretty young girl I want to touch your boobies
0:04:01 > 0:04:05# Island girl Let me touch your boobies... #
0:04:05 > 0:04:07'Everyone respects us except for the Abos.'
0:04:07 > 0:04:10You're not even black, bro, so why do you even act like it?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- Your dick's not black. - Yeah, you reckon?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15How about you show me and the boys how to crack open a coconut?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Why don't you boys go and marry yourselves?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Why don't you go and commit suicide to yourselves?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Because your mum wants to lick my balls.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25She told me when she came to visit.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27If I kill myself, she can't lick 'em.
0:04:27 > 0:04:32'The main Abo that I hate is Jared. Jared is a cock-head.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36'We always have arguments and the other boy I don't like is Lewis.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37'He's this big fat pom
0:04:37 > 0:04:40'and he's scary as and he's got no sense of humour.'
0:04:40 > 0:04:44- Hey, Jonah, how is Kylie going? - Don't know. How's your dick going?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Fuck off! You'd better cover that fucked-up face of yours tonight.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51- I'm going to stab him between the eyes, you dumb fuck!- Sorry, Lewis.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54'I've made up my own secret code language,'
0:04:54 > 0:04:56so you add a "ch" in front of words
0:04:56 > 0:04:59and no-one knows what you're saying and you get away with it.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00- You know what, Jonah?- This is you!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Chuck you, you big chunt!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06LAUGHTER
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Why don't you go to chill your-chelf?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Or are you chaborigines too choft?
0:05:13 > 0:05:17This is the uniform that we all have to wear but you can pimp it up
0:05:17 > 0:05:19with your own style if you want to.
0:05:19 > 0:05:24And so this is what I do to look scox as, I roll this shit up
0:05:24 > 0:05:26and I do high socks like this.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29I pull my straps over as far as you can, so you get this
0:05:29 > 0:05:33and then I tie my hoodie over and I tie a little knot
0:05:33 > 0:05:34in the middle here
0:05:34 > 0:05:37and when you want to work out what the middle is, you work out
0:05:37 > 0:05:41where your nipples are, in between that exactly is the middle.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Take this shit off.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45'Some of the younger boys, they want to look like me.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49'They see me walking round, so I offer my service to make them
0:05:49 > 0:05:53'look like me, so I show them how to get the natural swag that I have.'
0:05:53 > 0:05:56ALL: Juvie-liscious!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59'My cell is a double cell.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02'I've got bunks and I share with this boy called Kevin.'
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Chuck this in the laundry.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07'I hate Kevin, he's annoying as, he's so boring.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10'He's, like, really fat and he wears glasses
0:06:10 > 0:06:12'and he farts during the night.'
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Kevin, are you going to make my bed?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Come down. I can't be fucked doing it.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23- Hey, Kevin, stand up. I just want to tell you something.- What?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- Oh-h!- Get up.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27'And do you know what?
0:06:27 > 0:06:31'He's so fat, that I'm scared he's going to collapse on me one night,
0:06:31 > 0:06:34'so sometimes I wake up terrified.'
0:06:34 > 0:06:38If you fart during the night, I'll punch you in the dick.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39- Do you hear me?- Yes.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44'I've got to Feel The Beat,
0:06:44 > 0:06:46'area heat is coming up so I've been practising
0:06:46 > 0:06:50'my dance moves in the yard and getting ready for when I get out.'
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Hey, what's that for? - None of your business.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56You ain't telling me, I'll tell the guards about your tagging - simple.
0:06:56 > 0:07:01Feel The Beat, area heats next week with my boys when I get out.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02You ain't getting out.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05You're in here for a while. You can tell just by looking at you.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09- Why don't you chuck off? Seriously. - What the fuck does that mean?
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Chuck off, chaborigines, go chuck yourselves.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15All right, gardening duty, guys, let's move it.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Miss, pick me, please. Pick us, please, miss, please, God.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Please...- Guys, shush.- Pick us.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24I'm only looking for people on their best behaviour.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Please, pick us, miss. I love you, miss.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I am not choosing anybody until everybody's quiet. Shh!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Miss, please, God, miss.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Jared in the garden.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Fuck you, miss, you always pick the Abos.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- We don't call them that, do we...- Indigenous.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44..and after the way you behaved this morning,
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- you're lucky I'm speaking to you at all.- I didn't do anything.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50You called me a fat ranga and you know I don't appreciate it.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Well, you sort of are one, miss. - That is rude.- Sorry, miss.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Go and marry your face, miss. I want to watch TV with you tonight.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- Only if you pull your head in. - Just watch TV with me.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06I always ask you and you never do it.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Thanks for not picking me, miss.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12'Jonah's settled in extremely well, little bit too well actually.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13'He's very comfortable.'
0:08:13 > 0:08:17Hey, miss. Hey, miss, I've got a stiffie.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21I do, miss, I've got a stiffie. No, I don't, it's just a bottle.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Oh, come on, somebody's going to drink out of that.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Yeah, me, I don't even care, it's my dick.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Yeah, it is a problem that we do face here,
0:08:28 > 0:08:29is that the boys can become
0:08:29 > 0:08:32so accustomed to the life in here and, unfortunately,
0:08:32 > 0:08:36they find it easier to live in here than they do on the outside.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40- Oh, guys, who's been graffiting on the furniture?- Don't know, miss.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Haven't seen that one before. - Well, it's not on.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Pens do not come out of the learning centre. I am not happy.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51There's some pretty naughty boys here, miss. You've got a tough job.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52'Jonah's a nice enough kid.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55'Actually, it's really hard to imagine that he could get into
0:08:55 > 0:08:57'so much trouble on the outside.'
0:08:57 > 0:08:59What is the capital of Australia?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- PHONE VOICE: 'I don't understand...' - Fucking thing.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- What is the capital of Australia? - 'I don't know what that means.'
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Fucking doesn't work. - It's because of your accent. Look.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12It's fucking racist, miss.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- What is the capital of Australia? - 'Canberra.'
0:09:15 > 0:09:19That's gay as, miss. Your phone is racist.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22'Therese is cool, she's my favourite guard here.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26'Some of them are shit but Therese, she likes to watch TV
0:09:26 > 0:09:30'and she loves Sydney, she's the best.'
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Ladies' shampoo.- Jonah!
0:09:33 > 0:09:37'She's one of my best friends in the whole jail.'
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Hey, miss, guess what I'm touching right now? I'm only joking, miss.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- I wasn't even touching it. - You're revolting.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Miss, could you shampoo my balls for me?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49LAUGHTER
0:09:49 > 0:09:50I'm only joking.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52I just want you to put the shampoo on my balls
0:09:52 > 0:09:56- and then I'll rub it in, you don't have to.- No.- Come on, miss. Come on.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58You know you want to.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02'Therese is good because she's got the same name as my mum,
0:10:02 > 0:10:05'Theresa, so that's why I like her the most.'
0:10:05 > 0:10:10All right, guys, start getting yourself organised for bed, please.
0:10:10 > 0:10:15- Hey, miss, miss, give me this. - No.- Give me it, miss.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Check this out, miss.- Yeah.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Miss, do you like my earring?
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Oh, guys, don't forget tomorrow is Father's Day.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Make sure you get plenty of rest.
0:10:28 > 0:10:34- Oh, don't do that!- Miss, it stuck on me.- I'm not taking that off. No.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- Miss, miss.- You give it to me.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44All right, go to your room, you're annoying me. Good night.
0:10:44 > 0:10:49- Good night, gentlemen. Guys, I said bed now, please.- I love you, miss.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51I'm going to dream about you.
0:10:54 > 0:11:00'Bedtime's awesome because Miss lets me tell stories through the hatch.'
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Boys, story time.
0:11:01 > 0:11:06And then the dog that had the face of the Indian kid started
0:11:06 > 0:11:10growling because it was growling with happiness
0:11:10 > 0:11:14because it saw the lady's big boobs and it started drooling
0:11:14 > 0:11:20- cos it wanted to suck them. - Shit story.- Chuck chor-chelf!
0:11:20 > 0:11:25'I just make stories up, but Miss reckons I could be a good author'
0:11:25 > 0:11:28or write books or stories one day
0:11:28 > 0:11:32as a job, cos my stories are so good.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35That's when the boy chopped his dick off because he got
0:11:35 > 0:11:39so hungry he wanted to use it as bait to catch a shark,
0:11:39 > 0:11:42but he forgot to put a fishing line on it, so he just chucked
0:11:42 > 0:11:47it in the ocean and a shark ate it and then he bled to death and died.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49The end.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52'After story time, I get to tell my bedtime jokes.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54'That's everyone's favourite bit.'
0:11:54 > 0:11:58- What did the prison cell say to the door?- ALL: What?
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Fuck off!
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- What did the dick say to the shit? - ALL: What?
0:12:02 > 0:12:03Why haven't you got balls?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06'Juvie's boring as and it's pretty shit,
0:12:06 > 0:12:09'but you can make it fun if you try.'
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- Why did the boy eat tapeworm? - ALL: Why?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Because he thought it was a lolly.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Hello, boys, your dads are here.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30So I want you to come and find your dad,
0:12:30 > 0:12:32have a chat and show him around the yard a little.
0:12:37 > 0:12:42- What are you doing?- Nothing. You love all this shit?
0:12:42 > 0:12:45I'm supposed to show you around, so...
0:12:45 > 0:12:47this is the yard.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50'Father's Day is really important because it gives the boys
0:12:50 > 0:12:52'the opportunity to let their dads
0:12:52 > 0:12:55'see their world inside the centre.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57'It's a really important bonding experience
0:12:57 > 0:12:59'because a lot of times the fathers actually can't
0:12:59 > 0:13:02'make it to the visiting hours,'
0:13:02 > 0:13:06so having this designated father/son time is very, very important.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09See them over there, that's the Abos, they're homos.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Oh, Dad, see this?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15That's my tag, you're not supposed to do it.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17See that's pussy and cat, so it's pussycat.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- What? Don't fucking hit me! - You fucking little shit.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23I'm showing you shit, I'm supposed to show you stuff.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26I'll show you a hiding in a minute on your arsehole.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- What's wrong with you?- What's wrong with your dick?
0:13:29 > 0:13:30This is my cell -
0:13:30 > 0:13:36sink, toilet, beds, notice board, laundry, all the shit that you need.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39Who's that?
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Oh, that's my roommate, Kevin. Kevin, where's your dad?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45- He's in jail.- Oh.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48'Jonah is loving having his dad, Rocky, here.'
0:13:48 > 0:13:50He seems like the typical Tongan father.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53They seem to have a really good relationship.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- This is your Father's Day present. - What is it?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58It's a drawing that I did of us. That's you and me.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02And see that gun there? That's a cap gun, it's not a real gun,
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- so that's a joke - that's why I'm smiling.- You fucking little shit.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07You're never going to get a job doing that kind of shit.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- I don't want a job.- You're never going to get through university.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12- What's wrong with you?- I don't want to go to university.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- Your dick wants to go to university. - Don't you talk to me like that.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- Don't you fucking push me!- Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20I gave him his present and he pushed me, sir.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24What kind of present is that? He's got a gun and it's Father's Day.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Tell you what, Jonah, it's Father's Day today, give him a hug.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- I'm not hugging him.- Give your dad a Father's Day hug.- He just hit me.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34- Say "happy Father's Day". Come on, give him a hug.- I'm not saying it.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38- Come on, mate.- I don't want to give him a hug, I don't want to.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- All I want to do is give him a hug. - Sir, I'm not doing it.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- Just give him a hug and say "happy Father's Day".- No way.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46- That's the way. Happy Father's Day.- Happy Dickhead Day.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49No, try it again, Jonah. Happy Father's Day. Happy Father's Day.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- I'm not saying it.- Happy Father's Day.- Happy Dickhead Day.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- Happy Father's Day.- Happy...- Happy Father's Day.- Happy Fuckwit Day.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- Happy Father's Day.- Happy Fugged Day! - Happy Father's Day, Jonah.- Happy...
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Come on, mate, you can do it. Happy Father's Day.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- Happy fuck off.- Give him a hug, happy Father's Day.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06Come on, happy Father's Day.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Happy Father's Day.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13- Fuck off me!- You're supposed to love me, you homo.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Boys, take your blindfolds and put them on your dads.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Is that tight enough? Can you see?
0:15:19 > 0:15:22- Once they are on...- Be careful. - ..I want you to give Dad
0:15:22 > 0:15:24- a bit of a spin around. - Spin, spin.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28- You have to do it, it's Father's Day, sucked in.- Nice and dizzy.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32- Now, finding your own spot, guide Dad with commands.- All right, Dad.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Like one step forward, turn to the right, remember,
0:15:35 > 0:15:37this is an exercise in trust.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40OK, two steps forward, two steps in front.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- I want you guys to be his eyes. - Now, turn to your left.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Left, idiot.
0:15:45 > 0:15:50Learn English. Now take one step backwards.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52And step.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Two steps backwards.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58And now forwards four steps.
0:15:58 > 0:16:04Ready, forward...two, three, four.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Hey, Dad, when are you going to take me back to Tonga
0:16:07 > 0:16:09to get my Takalua tattoo finished?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11When you are a real man. You're not a man.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15You're in here, you're just a little shit.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17You've got to prove yourself once you're out.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Then I'll decide when you are a real man.- Whatever.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23Take one step forward. Turn to the right.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25And Dad, see, er...
0:16:25 > 0:16:28eight steps forward and just go really fast,
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- there's nothing in front of you. - I don't want to.- Do it, Dad. Do it.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Eight steps forward, go fast, Dad. Go, one, two...
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Fuck!
0:16:38 > 0:16:42- Come here, you little shit! - I love you, I love you.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Don't hit me, don't hit me.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- Jonah, no running, mate. - Come here!- Don't hit me.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Come here!
0:16:48 > 0:16:52- Mr Takalua, it's a long journey. - It's a long journey, Dad.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56We need to relax and we need to be calm and patient with him.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Can we just try to do this again?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- Let's just try, Dad. - Please, trust each other.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- You. They said it was going to be someone good.- Ha-ha, very funny.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Seriously, I thought it was going to be like a hot chick or something.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20I've got a surprise for you, a special guest.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21What the fuck am I doing here?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23What the fuck, sir! What are you doing here?
0:17:23 > 0:17:26I thought I'd come and see if you'd learnt your fucking lesson.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- See what all this prison crap's about.- Fuck off, sir.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31It looks cushy to me so far.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34It's not cushy, there's bullies everywhere, sir.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37That's interesting, coming from Mr Schoolyard Fucking Bully.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39They call that karma and I'm loving that shit.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Why don't you go commit suicide to your face, sir?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Yes, you're right, have a seat.
0:17:46 > 0:17:51So, Jonah, parole hearing tomorrow, fingers crossed, eh?
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Oh, yeah, I spoke to your family and they all want to come out
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- to pick you up, so that's exciting.- Cool.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01You do understand that if they look at your behaviour report
0:18:01 > 0:18:04and your previous criminal record and decide to be hard on you,
0:18:04 > 0:18:06you could do 9 to 12 months?
0:18:06 > 0:18:07I know, sir, it's fucked up.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Yeah, you're a fucking idiot for doing what you did.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- You'll get no sympathy from me. - Shut up, sir.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17- Give me sympathy. - Sir, give me sympathy.- Fuck off.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19You sound like a homo.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21That's interesting, I was trying to sound like you.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- Fuck off, sir.- Jonah, we really need to get you out.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25We've got Feel The Beat next week
0:18:25 > 0:18:28and all the boys are counting on you being there.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29I'll be back to sing in the yard,
0:18:29 > 0:18:31all the moves, I know what I'm doing.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- That's good. That's awesome. - I'm ready for it.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Well, we'll be saying our prayers for you.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Well, you know what, sir?
0:18:38 > 0:18:43I know, because I've got my tattoo, that it's going to protect me
0:18:43 > 0:18:47and because when I was little, my mum said that I was magical.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51So nothing bad can ever happen to me. So it's going to be OK.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55That's the way, keep up that positive attitude.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59We all love and care about you and we just want you back with us, right?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- You're crying, sir.- No.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Sir?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05This might sound like a weird question,
0:19:05 > 0:19:10- but are you in love with me? - No, mate, I just care about you.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- We all do.- It seems like you're in love with me sometimes.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16And I just want to say that if you are,
0:19:16 > 0:19:18then you should get counselling.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Because it's not going to work out between us.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23I don't like you in that way, mate, I promise.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Sir, you're too Jesus-y.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- It's messing with your head. - Come here, mate, give me a hug.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32I'm only hugging top half, I'm not touching bottom halves.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35I don't want to touch your bottom half.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39- Thanks for coming.- All right.- Give me a hug too.- No, there's no hug.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- Give me a hug.- I don't do hugs, will you piss off!
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- You've got to give me a hug. - Piss off, I don't do the hug thing.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48- I love you.- Yeah, yeah, good. - Give me a hug.- Fuck off!
0:19:48 > 0:19:52Oh! Fuck! You fucking nut hit me again
0:19:52 > 0:19:54and I'll snap your neck and I'm not kidding.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58- Right, you two, knock it off. Enough.- He's OK.- Fuck.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00That's it?
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- Yes, that's it.- Right and get out. - Give me a handshake.- Out.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07- A little one.- Out. - See you soon.- See you, Jonah.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Hey, miss, come and watch TV with me. I've saved you a seat.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Fuck off, that's for Miss.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- Fuck off.- Stay right there.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38MUMBLES
0:20:41 > 0:20:44What the fuck, you staring at me, you coconut-muncher?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Go finger your own mum.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Actually, don't, I already did.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Miss, he just punched me. - I am busy, Jonah.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54You don't look busy, you're just talking shit to her.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Shut the fuck up, Takalua,
0:20:55 > 0:20:59- I'm trying to...- Don't put your hands in my fucking face!
0:20:59 > 0:21:05- Guard crush. Your little poofter tattoo!- Not a guard crush.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Your dick has a guard crush.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Fucking guard crush.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11I don't have a fucking guard crush.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15I just want her to sit next to me, you're fucking it up.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Miss... Miss, please, sit next to me.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- Fucking cunt.- Goodbye.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Hey, miss, why are you ignoring me?
0:21:26 > 0:21:30I have to spread myself around, it's not all about you, you know.
0:21:30 > 0:21:35- Miss, give me a hair.- Bugger off. Just go and find something to do.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37- Play a game or something. - Games are for homos.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- Miss, I'm tired.- Off.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- How are you feeling about your hearing tomorrow?- Whatever.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02You might be getting to go home, that's pretty good news, isn't it?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Or I might be staying here for 12 months.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Well, I hope you get to go home.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- Are you looking forward to going home and seeing your friends?- No.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13- Home is gay.- Surely it would have to be more gay in here, wouldn't it?
0:22:14 > 0:22:18No, it's good in here, miss. It's got a good feeling.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Everyone is nice. I like it here.
0:22:25 > 0:22:26What about your tattoo?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Don't you want to go back to Tonga and get that finished?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- You can't do that in here. - In 12 months, when I get out.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34It doesn't matter.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37What about if your mum was still alive?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39What do you reckon Theresa would say?
0:22:39 > 0:22:44Theresa would probably want me to stay in here.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48- No, she'd want you to go home and be free and happy.- No.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Miss, you're cool.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Look, I hope that you do get to go home
0:22:56 > 0:22:58because I'm getting transferred next week.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Then I wouldn't be able to see you any more,
0:23:00 > 0:23:02that'd be pretty sucky, wouldn't it?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04What does "transferred" mean?
0:23:04 > 0:23:07It's a work transfer, it means I won't be working here any more,
0:23:07 > 0:23:09I'll be at a facility closer to home.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12But I don't want you to go.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15It'll be all right, you'll be back home with your family.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17I think you should stay here, miss.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19I don't think you should go anywhere.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21- Look, how about you go back... - Don't leave, miss.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Mate, it's all going to be... Come and sit down with the boys. Come on.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28- You fucking bitch.- No... - If you go, you are a fucking bitch.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31No, you're getting silly now. Settle down.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- Because you are a fucking bitch. - Sit down with the boys now.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Hey, Jonah, enough. No! You need to settle down.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41I fucking told you, I don't want you to go.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Oh, fuck.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46SHOUTING AND JEERING
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Get off me. Get off me.
0:23:56 > 0:23:57Fuck off!
0:24:14 > 0:24:17'Well, we've made the drive out to Garingal Juvenile Centre
0:24:17 > 0:24:19'expecting to bring Jonah back today.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22'But the news we've got has left us all very disappointed.'
0:24:22 > 0:24:24- You didn't get my e-mail? - No, I didn't.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28'He's got himself into some serious trouble, into a fight.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31'And now he's in isolation. And we can't even visit him.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34'The parole committee have cancelled the hearing.'
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Thank you very much.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37I don't imagine they'd look too favourably on
0:24:37 > 0:24:40an inmate causing fights and damaging property.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42So he may have stuffed himself up a bit.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50Hey, fob!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Hey, fobby, coconut muncher!
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Come on, Takalua. Tell me a joke.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Oh, fuck you, then.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07But we are all praying hard and we hope to get Jonah back.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11He doesn't need to be in there, he needs to be at home with his family
0:25:11 > 0:25:13who love and care for him, and all of us back at school.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24# Close your eyes
0:25:24 > 0:25:26# Give me your hand
0:25:26 > 0:25:32# Do you feel my heart beating? #
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Hey, Takalua, is that your family?
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Yeah, that's my family!
0:25:38 > 0:25:41That's my dad and my Aunty Grace.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45And my brothers and my little sister.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Moses! Moses!
0:25:48 > 0:25:51I can hear you.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54SINGING CONTINUES
0:25:54 > 0:25:56I'm up here.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Dad!
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Aunty Grace!
0:26:00 > 0:26:03I'm up here, I can hear you.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Moses!
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Shut up.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Dad!
0:26:10 > 0:26:11I can hear you.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Aunty!
0:26:13 > 0:26:16CONTINUES SHOUTING
0:26:18 > 0:26:19I'm up here!
0:26:22 > 0:26:25I want to get out for lots of reasons. I miss Mr Joseph.
0:26:25 > 0:26:29- Today is my last day. - Moses needs me to look after him.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Oi, you're a bitch.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34I've got Feel The Beat Fonua.
0:26:34 > 0:26:39# ..I feel pain when you call me that... #
0:26:39 > 0:26:41And I miss my boys.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Do you reckon he's really getting out today?
0:26:43 > 0:26:46No, I think Jonah's is going to stay in.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49- Boys, the door's opening! - Jonah, Jonah!