0:00:02 > 0:00:05Be all right on your own tonight? Yeah? Yeah!
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Make sure you eat your tea.
0:00:07 > 0:00:12There's a drivethrough Maccy Ds if you want to take the car!
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0:00:35 > 0:00:39Lee Nelson's Well Good Show, quality!
0:00:41 > 0:00:44APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Yes! Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Look at that man. Nothing. Hello!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Yeah, you all right, sweetheart? Nice, ain't it.
0:00:55 > 0:01:00Look at that, you're loving that. Yes! Sweet!
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Hello. Hello.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Spread the love! Spread the love!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Spread the love! Hello, hello!
0:01:06 > 0:01:10My man, spread the love. Back where we started. Yeah!
0:01:12 > 0:01:17Welcome to the Lee Nelson's Well Good Show! I'm Lee Nelson!
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Quality! Coming up on my show tonight, he'll eat everything
0:01:24 > 0:01:29on your plate, but he's my best mate, it's Omelette!
0:01:32 > 0:01:36Yes! My nan's going to be singing some UK garage!
0:01:37 > 0:01:41And we'll all be having a proper laugh
0:01:41 > 0:01:45at that man's ridiculous hat and hair.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Yeah!
0:01:47 > 0:01:48It's Lee Nelson's Well Good Show!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Quality!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59People, I'm in the mood of my life.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Let me tell you that for nothing.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I'm getting married, everyone!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10I can't believe I'm getting hitched, man.
0:02:10 > 0:02:15Me and Amber, we only recently had a trial separation.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18That went fucking well.
0:02:18 > 0:02:24Yeah. We split up, because like an idiot I forgot her birthday
0:02:24 > 0:02:27and slept with her sister.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31I just got back from my stag do in Amsterdam.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36Absolute quality, man. Though, my best man and my best mate,
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Omelette, fucked up the flights.
0:02:39 > 0:02:44Yeah, so we had to cram the whole stag do into three hours. It was mental.
0:02:44 > 0:02:49Yeah, ended up paintballing with hookers on go-karts.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52What a rush, man, what a rush.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Give us a cheer if you're married, people.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Yeah. Let's start over there. Hello, sweets, you all right, babe?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Yeah, that's nice.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02You look dappy and that, look at that. Where's the man?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- He's not my husband. - He's not your husband?!
0:03:05 > 0:03:09No wonder she's so fucking happy.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Look at that! Good for you. Oh, my gosh, I like that.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Anyone else over here that's married? is the love still there?
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- Yeah.- Yeah. Snog! Snog!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Snog! Yeah.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Fold your legs, fold your legs, fold your legs.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34That's dirty, man. Good for you, people get married for all sorts of different things, innit?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Like, why did you get married to her, geezer?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38We love each other.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41You love each other? That's so gay!
0:03:44 > 0:03:48What about you, you look like a married man, the life is drained from you over the years, innit?
0:03:48 > 0:03:52What's, like, the best thing about the marriage?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- The first few hours. - The first few hours?!
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Fucking legend, look at that.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00I don't believe that, man.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04He didn't last for hours! Look at him,
0:04:04 > 0:04:07he's a four-minute job, in't he?
0:04:07 > 0:04:12Up there, sweets, what's the worst thing about being married, what do you think?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- You got to tidy up after them. - You got to tidy up after them. Does he leave a mess?- Sometimes.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Yeah, all over your face!
0:04:20 > 0:04:26- What's going on with you two over here? - We've been together for two years.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30You've been together two years? That's nice, my man, you going
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- to get married?- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Look at that, you've got no fucking intention of marrying her.
0:04:38 > 0:04:44Cos normally, it's the birds who's the people who get the idea to get married, not the blokes.
0:04:44 > 0:04:49Because, blokes, back me up on this, we know we ain't really designed
0:04:49 > 0:04:52to be with one bird for the whole night.
0:04:52 > 0:04:58For the wedding, we just going to have food from all around the world.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01I'm in charge of the menu, because I'm well good at that sort of thing.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Basically, I'm going to get sausages from America. They do the best sausages in the world.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08I'm going to get mustard from France.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11I'm going to get everything else from Iceland!
0:05:14 > 0:05:19- Sweetheart, what about you, girl? I bet you we got so much in common and that?- Really?- Yeah, yeah.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- What's your favourite food?- Chinese.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Oh, my gosh, what a coincidence, that's mine too.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Eat in or takeaway, babe?
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- Eat in.- Oh, my gosh, I fucking hate taking shit away.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40We got so much in common.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Condom or on your tits?
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Yeah. Yeah, you get the backs, innit, you get the backs.
0:05:48 > 0:05:53Oh, my gosh. Oi, man, the present thing is a nightmare.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55I've no idea what wedding present I want to get Amber.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I want to give something on our wedding night,
0:05:58 > 0:06:00but I'm down to a choice of three presents.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Thing is, I ain't got no idea what they cost.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06So I need yous, to help me work out
0:06:06 > 0:06:10how much they is going to set me back? Is you lot up for helping me?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13There's prizes up for grabs! Yes!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Let's play, The Present Is Right.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - The Present is Right!
0:06:26 > 0:06:30Yes! Andy Hughes, come the hell down.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36My man Andy, quality.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Fab Tomlin, come the hell down.
0:06:40 > 0:06:46Yes! Give us the little waves, yes, there he is. With you, Fab, yes.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Helen Howe, come the hell down.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Yeah, look at that. Helen! Yes!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Yes!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Let's play The Present Is Right.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Yes! Yes! Yes!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Contestants, here is how it works.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11OK?
0:07:11 > 0:07:16Each present here is something which I think Amber will well love.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19For round one, all yous got to do
0:07:19 > 0:07:25is guess how much you think present one is going to cost me.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29And, I'm afraid, the furthest out will be out of the game.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Good luck.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Omelette. Open present number one!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Yes! Yeah!
0:07:47 > 0:07:51I'm afraid she ain't the present!
0:07:51 > 0:07:56It's actually her chest that I'm interested in for Amber.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Hayley here has had her boobs enlarged! Yes.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04APPLAUSE
0:08:04 > 0:08:10Hayley went from a 34C to a girl worth talking to.
0:08:10 > 0:08:17Contestants, how much do you think it'll cost me to get Amber
0:08:17 > 0:08:20a boob job like Hayley's?
0:08:20 > 0:08:23My man, I'm going to give you the chance to lose your semi.
0:08:25 > 0:08:30And I'm going to start with this man, Fab, who seems a little bit more...
0:08:30 > 0:08:35- gay.- I'm going to go two grand.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- He's going to go two grand. Are you sure?- Yeah.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41He's going to go £2,000.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Helen, what do you think?
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Five grand. - Five grand, Helen's gone five grand.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50OK. Andy, have you had a chance to calm down?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Just a bit.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- What you going for?- £3,500.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59£3,500. Them's your final answers, here we go.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Hayley, how much did it cost for that boob job?
0:09:02 > 0:09:07If you want to get Amber boobs like mine for her wedding present,
0:09:07 > 0:09:10it's going to cost you...£3,595.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Let's give it up for Hayley and her magnificent breasts!
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Didn't they do well?!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Oh, no, Fab.
0:09:29 > 0:09:34Two grand, you were the furthest away. I'm afraid we have to let you go, never mind,
0:09:34 > 0:09:40you come here with nothing, you're leaving with nothing, it probably cost you quite a bit to get here.
0:09:40 > 0:09:45- Have you had a good night? - I certainly have. - Let's give it up for Fab!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Look at that, off you go, my man. Legend.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Round two, Omelette,
0:09:52 > 0:09:56open up present two.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Out you come!
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Yes!
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Legend.
0:10:17 > 0:10:24Andy, how much do you think it'll cost me to gimp my bride?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- I'm going for £160.- He's going £160.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32OK, that's quite cheap. I'm not sure if it's PVC or leather,
0:10:32 > 0:10:35but I ain't about to smell it and find out.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Helen, what are you thinking?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41I thought it would be a bit cheaper.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Cheaper?!- Yeah. - Jesus Christ, they're not pyjamas!
0:10:46 > 0:10:50- Helen, what are you going to go for? - £200.- She's gone £200.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Let's find out.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54My man, how much did it cost you?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57If you'd like a suit like this, it'll cost...
0:10:59 > 0:11:04- £309.90.- And 90p!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Oh! Yes!
0:11:12 > 0:11:17Oh, no. Oh, no. Andy, oh, no, we're going to have to let you go, you had the worse guess,
0:11:17 > 0:11:19you're out of the game! But don't worry,
0:11:19 > 0:11:25no-one goes away empty handed from this game, apart from the first geezer, obviously.
0:11:25 > 0:11:30You're going to go home with one of these, a Lee Nelson "You Mug" Mug.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36Let's give it up for Andy, he was quality! Legend!
0:11:42 > 0:11:48Helen, you're in the final round, this is fantastic stuff and it's present number three.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52Same rules, but here's where you get a chance
0:11:52 > 0:11:57to win tonight's star prize, if you guess within £100,
0:11:57 > 0:12:01the correct price, you'll win this, a solar-powered radio alarm clock!
0:12:01 > 0:12:06- APPLAUSE - That's mine.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10I know it is, mate.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- It's not solar-powered. - Yeah, shut up, Omelette.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17If you get more than £100 out,
0:12:17 > 0:12:21don't worry, because you'll be taking home this,
0:12:21 > 0:12:24a Lee Nelson stolen chequebook and pen!
0:12:27 > 0:12:31Omelette, unwrap present number three. Yeah!
0:12:40 > 0:12:46No, the present ain't Iyma here, it's the tats I'm after and Amber loves tats,
0:12:46 > 0:12:50Iyma has some stunning ones, but there's one in particular,
0:12:50 > 0:12:53that I think Amber would love.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Ladies and gentlemen, look at that!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Yes! Yes.
0:13:01 > 0:13:07I promise you, people, that ain't no transfer, this is the real deal, people.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10You can't transfer scabs like that.
0:13:13 > 0:13:20Yes! OK. So, how much do you think it'll cost me to get Amber a tattoo just like that?
0:13:20 > 0:13:24- £300. - She's gone straight for £300. Iyma?
0:13:24 > 0:13:28Well, Lee, if you want to buy Amber a tattoo of you for her wedding present,
0:13:28 > 0:13:31it's going to cost you...
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- £350.- Yes!
0:13:34 > 0:13:40Oh, my gosh, yous is going home with Omelette's clock!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Oi, here's one fella who don't have to worry about money
0:13:48 > 0:13:51when he's buying presents, because he's proper loaded.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Show your love for premiere league footballer Jason Bent.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Yes!
0:14:00 > 0:14:07Jason Bent is one of the Premier League's brightest talents and we've been given 110% access to his life.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14This is 110% Bent.
0:14:16 > 0:14:22It's a big day for Jason. He's about to launch his autobiography in front of the fans and the press.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25How will it go down?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Chapter seven.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34On the coach with the coach.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38All the lads said to meet at the coach before a certain time.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42So that's the time all the lads got there before.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45I put me bag in the boot of the coach.
0:14:45 > 0:14:52It's like the boot of a car, except it's on the side and loads bigger, but I'm used to it now.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56Then the gaffer talked to us about tactics, but I couldn't concentrate
0:14:56 > 0:15:00because I kept thinking about the big boot...and about tits.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06Then Dino farted, which was funny, but it stunk.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Then Marcy said we should play cards, then he looked for his cards,
0:15:13 > 0:15:16then he found his cards, then he got his cards out,
0:15:16 > 0:15:21then we started playing cards and then we were playing cards, then we played cards.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Then I lost £80,000.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27The end.
0:15:30 > 0:15:36Jason, I assume you've included the FA Cup Final in your book?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Yeah, that's in. I don't want to say too much about that
0:15:39 > 0:15:42for people who haven't read the book and give away the results.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Jason, it's revealed in the book that you've just signed
0:15:46 > 0:15:48a sponsorship deal with a children's food product.
0:15:48 > 0:15:53How do you react to criticism that you're endorsing an unhealthy kids' snack?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Yeah, people think they're unhealthy,
0:15:55 > 0:15:57but every processed cheese triangle
0:15:57 > 0:16:01provides something like 140% of a child's daily sodium intake.
0:16:03 > 0:16:09I certainly didn't do it for the money. I did it because I have always enjoyed being around cheese.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12I've been wanting to work with cheese for a couple of years now.
0:16:12 > 0:16:17You know, I love cheese, and I love Bent's Cheese Corners.
0:16:17 > 0:16:22If you love cheese, you'll love Bent's Cheese Corners,
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Bent's Cheese Corners, go on, take a corner.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30There's some amazing revelations in the book regarding the relationship
0:16:30 > 0:16:32between you and the manager - are they all true?
0:16:34 > 0:16:40Erm, listen, I'm going to have to hold me hands up, I haven't actually read it yet.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Hey, can I say, yous lot is well nice, man.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54A lot of people just take one look at me and think "guilty".
0:16:57 > 0:17:01I'm in a gang, whatever, but a gang is just a group of mates. You know, you could be in a gang.
0:17:01 > 0:17:09My man, you could be in a gang with yous over there and yous over there, all the people with the glasses.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Long Sighted Crew.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15You know it's good, isn't it?
0:17:15 > 0:17:18It's the Long Sighted Crew, run!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Towards them!
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Me and the boys don't hurt no-one, you know. We have a laugh.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30- We don't cause no-one harm. You know at Omelette's birthday last month, remember that, Omelette- ? Yep.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32We just had a giggle. We don't hurt no-one.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34We just, like ripped it a little out of Omelette.
0:17:34 > 0:17:39We all went round his house, broke into it at three in the morning.
0:17:39 > 0:17:46Cling filmed him to the bed, innit? Yeah and he couldn't move and we all shouted "Wake up, you fat fucker!"
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I thought of that!
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Then we were shoving the Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes into his mouth.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54We were like here, eat this.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58Eat the Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes and it were proper funny
0:17:58 > 0:18:01because he's got this erm...erm...
0:18:01 > 0:18:03this nut allergy thing.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05He was all like...
0:18:09 > 0:18:14It sounded like one of them animals, who's, like, um...dying.
0:18:14 > 0:18:19And Omelette was like, "It's not funny anymore. It's not funny!"
0:18:19 > 0:18:22You was wrong, it was still well funny.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25His face swelled up massive, innit?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28It still ain't gone down,
0:18:28 > 0:18:32but I'm telling you, people, me and me mates get judged all the time.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36People think if you wear a hood you must be some sort of evil person.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40Well it ain't true. I get on with all the cultures, you know.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42I got a lot of respect for the Muslim community.
0:18:42 > 0:18:47Without them it would be me getting stopped and searched for no reason.
0:18:47 > 0:18:52I'm nice to all people, man. Here's how nice I is, right.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56One of the lads in my crew is a little bit sort of...
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Do you know what I mean?
0:18:59 > 0:19:02He's like, sort of, well,
0:19:02 > 0:19:06he's basically, he's...he's...
0:19:06 > 0:19:10(He's disabled.)
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Well, he's ginger!
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Oi, people, yous is gonna love this.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22It's now time for Say It In An Accent.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Say It In An Accent.
0:19:28 > 0:19:33This week, it's Roger Thomas from Jamaica.
0:19:33 > 0:19:38The machine that Omelette chose was Wayne.
0:19:38 > 0:19:43Omelette, let's release them midweek accent balls.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Remember, it could be you!
0:19:48 > 0:19:54Omelette, it can't be you. It ain't the lottery, it's just Roger reading out a few words.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00You fat legend. Just press the button, I'll buy you a hot dog.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13First out, this week's first accent ball "paper plate".
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Ball number two,
0:20:23 > 0:20:25"donkey".
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Third up...
0:20:33 > 0:20:35"volleyball".
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Fourth ball...
0:20:43 > 0:20:46"kangaroo".
0:20:46 > 0:20:50And tonight's bonus accent ball.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59"Wellington boots". Yes.
0:20:59 > 0:21:06- Omelette, what's wrong, my man? - None of my numbers come out.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08What an idiot.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12Roger, it's time to say it in an accent. Good luck.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18IN JAMAICAN ACCENT: Paper plate.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28IN JAMAICAN ACCENT: Donkey.
0:21:28 > 0:21:33IN JAMAICAN ACCENT: Volleyball.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39IN JAMAICAN ACCENT: Kangaroo.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43And your bonus accent ball.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- IN JAMAICAN ACCENT: Wellington boots. - Yes! Quality!
0:22:01 > 0:22:06People, if you love foreigners, you're gonna piss yourself with this next fella.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Go proper nuts for Dr Bob and Hospital Life.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Well, hello there, viewers.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31Welcome to Hospital Life, with me, Dr Bob.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Coming up on today's show:
0:22:34 > 0:22:40We'll be reporting on how Royal Oak Hospital is dealing with the current NHS bed crisis.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- Morning.- Morning.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47With staff shortages reaching crisis point,
0:22:47 > 0:22:50I'll be helping out in the sperm clinic.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54Good. Good. Good. Oh!
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Fountain!
0:22:56 > 0:23:04That's all coming up on Hospital Life. You must be hungry! Aw!
0:23:06 > 0:23:10When working in Accident and Emergency doctors are always on call.
0:23:10 > 0:23:16Patients can arrive at any time and occasionally catch you off guard.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Sorry I'm late, team. I was taking a rather unexpected shit.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22How's the patient?
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Ah! Oh, well,
0:23:24 > 0:23:27I'll go back and finish wiping.
0:23:32 > 0:23:41Laughter is said to be the best form of medicine, but really, compared to antibiotics is pretty useless.
0:23:45 > 0:23:51Welcome to the most popular part of the show, breaking bad news.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55When breaking bad news I sometimes like to use a familiar game to help
0:23:55 > 0:24:00the patient come to terms with the harsh reality.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Hello, Mr Jones.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03How are you doing today, sir?
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Well, I don't really feel that good...
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Goooood!
0:24:08 > 0:24:14Mr Jones, you'll never guess what I found on the canteen floor today?
0:24:14 > 0:24:17A fortune teller.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- Pick a colour.- Blue.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23B-L-U-E. Now a number?
0:24:23 > 0:24:29- Seven.- Seven. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31- Another number?- Four.- Four.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Let's see what it says.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Ah! You've liver cirrhosis.
0:24:41 > 0:24:46Just so you don't blame yourself, all the others say liver cirrhosis as well.
0:24:48 > 0:24:53Well, just like Mr Jones' liver, it's time to go.
0:24:53 > 0:24:58I'll be back next week, but on BBC Two, where we'll be looking
0:24:58 > 0:25:00at what happens when someone dies.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03I'll see you on the other side. Goodbye.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- Hello, Omelette. Do you know what it's time for?- Beddie-byes?
0:25:14 > 0:25:21No, mate, it's time for Omelette's peer pressure challenge. Yes!
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Omelette's Peer Pressure Challenge.
0:25:27 > 0:25:32Omelette, on this wheel are three things and at the end of the show
0:25:32 > 0:25:34you HAS to do one of them.
0:25:34 > 0:25:39Do you fancy becoming an human Omelette
0:25:39 > 0:25:43with the help of these well lush chefs?
0:25:43 > 0:25:49- No, thanks.- Is you up for eating a ploughman's sandwich,
0:25:49 > 0:25:51that I have already eaten?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54No way.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Would you like
0:25:56 > 0:25:59to do a sit up?
0:25:59 > 0:26:01No, definitely not.
0:26:01 > 0:26:06Well, yous is going to have to do one of them, my man, because it's Omelette's Peer Pressure Challenge.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Spin that wheel! Yes!
0:26:09 > 0:26:16Whoo-o-o-o-oo-oa...
0:26:20 > 0:26:24APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:26:24 > 0:26:29Yes, Omelette, is you going to lie on the frying pan and get turned into a human omelette?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- No, I'm not.- Do it! Do it! Do it!
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
0:26:37 > 0:26:42- Sh, sh, sh, are you going to do it now?- Yeah, all right.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Off you go and get ready. Yes!
0:26:52 > 0:26:56Quality. Oi, that, people, is all we've got time for.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Oh, no!
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Yeah, I got to go, my little boy's waiting for me in the car.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05I couldn't find nowhere to park, so he's been driving around the block for the last hour.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11Oi, there's just one more thing to come, it's my nan, singing UK garage.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Yes, come on down, Nan.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Thank you for coming.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Thank you for watching. Sweetheart, I'll see you
0:27:21 > 0:27:23on all fours. Yeah!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Hello, Nan.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Who are you going to be tonight, Nan?
0:27:29 > 0:27:31- Tonight, Lee, I'm going to be The Streets.- Quality!
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Take it away, Nan.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44# Excuse me girls, I know it's a bit embarrassing
0:27:44 > 0:27:46# But I just noticed some tan lines on your shirt
0:27:46 > 0:27:50# See, I reckon you're about an eight or a nine
0:27:50 > 0:27:53# Maybe a nine-and-a-half in four beers' time
0:27:53 > 0:27:56# That blue Topshop top you've got on is nice
0:27:56 > 0:28:00# Bit too much fake tan, but, yeah, you score high
0:28:00 > 0:28:04# But there's just one thing though that's really, really,
0:28:04 > 0:28:07# Really, really, really annoying about me, you see, yeah, yeah
0:28:07 > 0:28:10# Like I said, you're really fit,
0:28:10 > 0:28:15# But by gosh Don't you just know it?
0:28:15 > 0:28:18# I'm not trying to pull you even though I'd like to
0:28:18 > 0:28:22# I think you're really fit but my gosh, don't you know it? #
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