0:00:01 > 0:00:04I'm off to do my telly show. Will you be all right on your own?
0:00:04 > 0:00:06- Yeah.- Yeah!
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0:00:39 > 0:00:43Lee Nelson's Well Good Show. Quality!
0:00:43 > 0:00:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:48 > 0:00:52Yes!
0:00:52 > 0:00:56Love your hat. Love you, sweetheart. You're very nice.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00You legend. Hello, yes! Spread the love, spread the love.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Spread the love.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Spread the love up there. Yeah, yeah, you're magic. She's nice.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09She's nice, too. You legend.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Yes!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Welcome to Lee Nelson's Well Good Show.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17I'm Lee Nelson!
0:01:19 > 0:01:26Yes, joining me on my show tonight, he's so fat he's got tits.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28I love him to bits, it's my best mate Omelette!
0:01:31 > 0:01:36Yeah! My nan's going to be singing some hip hop!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Hello, Nan.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43And I'll be hoping that girl over there
0:01:43 > 0:01:45is up for doing pretty much anything.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51It's Lee Nelson's Well Good Show. Quality!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56People, I am in the mood of my life,
0:01:56 > 0:02:00let me tell you that for nothing, I is going to be an uncle.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Yeah, it's amazing! My sister's pregnant.
0:02:05 > 0:02:12She could not believe it. She was like, "O-M-G!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14"How did that happen? I don't understand.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18"My fella was definitely wearing a johnny."
0:02:18 > 0:02:21I had to explain to her that don't matter
0:02:21 > 0:02:25cos none of the other fellas was.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29Oh, 15-year-olds, eh?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Don't get me wrong, people, I love my sister.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Not as much as I love my stepsister. Hm, hm, hm, hm.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41LAUGHTER
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Yeah, I banged her the one time.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46A little bit uncomfortable the next day.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49But that's crabs, isn't it?
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Oh, my gosh. I love my family so much, people.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03I'm like a family man. People don't realise that about me.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05I've started looking for my family tree
0:03:05 > 0:03:08which is the most proper interesting thing ever.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09You know I is Lee Nelson, yeah?
0:03:09 > 0:03:13My great, great, great, great, great, great granddad
0:03:13 > 0:03:17is Admiral Nelson. Yes.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19That is a buzz and a half, people,
0:03:19 > 0:03:24knowing my family, like, invented multi-car insurance.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Has anyone here looked into their family tree?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Hands up if you have.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- What about you, geezer, have you looked into it?- Er, no.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Do it! Do you know what I mean? For all you know you,
0:03:36 > 0:03:38you could have a dad.
0:03:40 > 0:03:45I found out my great, great, great, great grandma had 11 kids.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49Is that not mental? 11 kids - that don't happen nowadays.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52I wanted to know why and I looked into it, I done research.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55I found out the reason was apparently,
0:03:55 > 0:03:57she was a massive slag.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Geezer over here in the... In the little...
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Erm, the ridiculous hat.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05LAUGHTER
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Have you looked into your family tree?- No.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11We should help this man out cos I know all about family trees and that
0:04:11 > 0:04:13cos I done so much research into it.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- What's your name?- Louis.- Louis? - Yeah.- No, the surname.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20The first name just tells me your parents were bellends.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30- What's your surname, Louis?- Turner. - Louis Turner?- Yeah.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33LAUGHTER
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Do you realise your family is Lords?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- No.- Yes.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Gaylords.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49My family is a little bit, sort of messed up, you know,
0:04:49 > 0:04:53cos my old man left my mum for her sister.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55She tells the story of what happened.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58My mum and dad was at it in bed together, all right?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01My old man used to shout my mum's name
0:05:01 > 0:05:04and my mum's name is Sally,
0:05:04 > 0:05:08and my mum's sister's name is Molly.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11And that night, my old man, he's in bed with my mum
0:05:11 > 0:05:18and instead of shouting, "Oh, Sally!"
0:05:18 > 0:05:23The idiot shouts, "Oh!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26"I'm fucking your sister."
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- Sweetie pie, is your parents still together and that?- No.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41No? Oh, my gosh, let me comfort you.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43That's so terrible to hear.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51You've got to get over it.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Who's this geezer over here? He's your dad?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06- That's your other daughter, there? - Yeah.- Jesus Christ.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Your missus must have been fucking fit.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- Not bad.- Cos they're both well nice,
0:06:11 > 0:06:14and you're, with all due respect, fucking ugly.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Sweetie pie, have you done nothing looking into your family tree
0:06:20 > 0:06:21or nothing like that?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- Not really. - We should do it together, babe.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Start a new branch.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33And we'd, like, find out that your great, great, great, great uncle
0:06:33 > 0:06:37was a farmer cos you is well good at raising cocks.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48And that your great, great, great, great, great, great granddad
0:06:48 > 0:06:52was Colonel Sanders cos you is finger licking good.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57And I want to touch her family bucket.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04I've got to be honest - it's a bit awkward with you here.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I think family's well important, man.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Who, here, is in tonight with their families?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Anyone, people? You, over here.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16So, what's you, sweetheart? Who's...? Is you...?
0:07:16 > 0:07:17That the mum over there?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20You're with your family. That's the mum over there.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Do you reckon you know each other quite well? A lot of head nodding.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Shall we find out just how well these people know each other?
0:07:27 > 0:07:28AUDIENCE: Yeah!
0:07:28 > 0:07:33Let's play How Well Do U Know Ur Family?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38# How Well Do U Know Ur Family? #
0:07:38 > 0:07:43Yes!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46How Well Do U Know Ur Family? involves finding out
0:07:46 > 0:07:48how well you know your family.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51So, if you two can come with me over here,
0:07:51 > 0:07:55and stand behind your How Well Do U Know Ur Family? podiums.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58You, sweetheart, over here, nearer me.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01You, fella, over there, you legend.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03So, question one.
0:08:03 > 0:08:09If your mums had to change one thing about themselves,
0:08:09 > 0:08:11what would they change?
0:08:11 > 0:08:12All right?
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Omelette, if you had to change one thing about yourself, what would you change?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19I'd say my pants.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Sweetie pie, what do you think your mum
0:08:28 > 0:08:32would most like to change about herself?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Hold it up.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Now, your mum would actually like to change...
0:08:47 > 0:08:48..her boobs.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52LAUGHTER
0:08:52 > 0:08:55I'm afraid you don't know your mum that well.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Let's see about the Moulton family.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Fella, what do you think
0:09:00 > 0:09:03your mum would most like to change about herself?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Oh, this is a family splitter.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20He thought the thing you'd most like to change about yourself
0:09:20 > 0:09:22is your weight.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Mum, you would actually change your...
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Lipo on the stomach!
0:09:29 > 0:09:33Yes! You legend.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34It was good, wasn't it?
0:09:34 > 0:09:38You knew your mum thinks she's well fat.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40That's brilliant, that is. Well done.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Yous got a point. Well done, the Moultons.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Question number two.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Where's the most mental place
0:09:53 > 0:09:58you think your mums has ever had sex?
0:09:58 > 0:10:01AUDIENCE GASPS
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Right, here we go.
0:10:12 > 0:10:19My man, what is the most mental place you think your mum has ever had sex?
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Hold it up.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34She done it with your dad.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Over and over and over.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Your son thought you've never had sex in your life.
0:10:44 > 0:10:49Sweetheart, what is the most mental place you've ever had sex?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52On the beach.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55APPLAUSE
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Dirty, dirty girl.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06Sweetie pie,
0:11:06 > 0:11:10where do you think the most mental place
0:11:10 > 0:11:13that your mum has ever had sex? What you got?
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Wherever I was conceived cos that's the only time she's had sex.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Ah, you could not be more wrong about your mum.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- I don't want to show it. - You don't want to show it.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36That's the point of the game - it's humiliating.
0:11:39 > 0:11:44Sweetheart, your daughter thought you've only ever had sex once.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Tell us what is the most mental place you've ever had sex.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Hold up your card.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Oooh!
0:11:51 > 0:11:55AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:12:03 > 0:12:04Yes!
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Oh, yes. In a Ferrari.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12That is... I bet you the gear stick's never smelt the same since.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19That's brilliant. Tell us a little bit more about that.
0:12:19 > 0:12:25AUDIENCE: Tell us, tell us, tell us, tell us, tell us, tell us.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29- Who was it? Go on.- It wasn't my husband.- It wasn't your husband?
0:12:29 > 0:12:33GASPING
0:12:35 > 0:12:38This is brilliant. It's Lee Kyle show.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52People, the scores - it's one-nil to the Moultons.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59The Alexanders, I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Let's show some love for the Alexanders,
0:13:02 > 0:13:05whose family don't know each other brilliantly.
0:13:05 > 0:13:11You two is through to the final. The Moulton's!
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Yes!
0:13:17 > 0:13:20It is the Conveyor Belt Round.
0:13:20 > 0:13:25All you've got to do is remember as many items as possible.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Let's start the belt!
0:13:27 > 0:13:29CHEERING
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Right, a portrait of my great, great, great, great granddad.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37My little sister's positive pregnancy test.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41Omelette's diabetes medication.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44An eighth.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Omelette's girlfriend.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Some amateur porn.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Oh, I'll have that, actually.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Yes, innit.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03My Auntie Janet.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13An emergency wallet johnny,
0:14:13 > 0:14:15belonging to my Auntie Janet.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Omelette's dinner.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26LAUGHTER
0:14:38 > 0:14:41And finally, a cuddly fat legend.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Yeah!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Moulton family,
0:14:51 > 0:14:56you've got 20 seconds to remember as many items as you can.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57Off you go.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Condom, pregnancy test. - Condom, the pregnancy test.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- Diabetes pills.- Diabetes pills, yes. - Portrait of your uncle.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- Auntie Janet.- Auntie Janet, yes!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- Omelette's dinner four times. - What about Omelette himself?
0:15:09 > 0:15:14- The cuddle fat legend.- The porno! - The porno, yes, yes, yes.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15KLAXON BLARES
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Yes, yes, yes!
0:15:19 > 0:15:25Oh, Moultons, congratulations. You have won tonight's star prize.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28It is massive.
0:15:28 > 0:15:33It is your very own Moulton family tree!
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- Oh, there it is, man. Have you got a garden?- No.- No.- Oh, my...
0:15:43 > 0:15:47That's going to look a little bit shit in your kitchen.
0:15:48 > 0:15:53People, let's give it up for the Moulton family. Yes!
0:15:53 > 0:15:55You've done proper brilliant.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Oh, you legends!
0:15:57 > 0:16:02It's time now for our weekly hit of Jason Bent!
0:16:02 > 0:16:04MUSIC: "Yeah!" by Usher
0:16:04 > 0:16:09Jason Bent is one of the Premier League's brightest talents
0:16:09 > 0:16:12and we've been given 110% access to his life.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20This is 110% Bent.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25It's an incredibly proud day for Jason.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28He's been formally announced as the new England captain
0:16:28 > 0:16:31and is about to face the world's media.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36The Mirror. Jason, congratulations.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39What went through your mind when you heard you were getting the arm band?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42I just thought, "Fantastic."
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Erm, I'm not a very strong swimmer.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Sky Sports News.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Jason, there were a number of players in contention for the captaincy.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Have they been supportive since the manager made his decision?
0:16:55 > 0:17:00Yeah. I think everyone realises it doesn't matter who the captain is,
0:17:00 > 0:17:02we're still a very shit team.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07The Times.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Jason, just how much of a blow to the team's confidence
0:17:10 > 0:17:13was the disastrous World Cup campaign in South Africa?
0:17:13 > 0:17:16I don't think it was a big blow.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18I mean, pretty early on in the tournament,
0:17:18 > 0:17:20we realised we weren't going to win it,
0:17:20 > 0:17:23so we decided to just have a 24-day holiday.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26I hope it's some consolation to the supporters
0:17:26 > 0:17:29who took time off work and spent thousands following us
0:17:29 > 0:17:32and were left absolutely gutted,
0:17:32 > 0:17:35that we had a fucking great time out there.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37I think we trained once.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43The Guardian. Jason, despite the recent lack of success,
0:17:43 > 0:17:45it must be a real boost to the squad
0:17:45 > 0:17:48that England fans still seem to be fully behind the team.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50The Tonga friendly's already sold out.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54Yeah, I mean, to sell out Wembley for a friendly against Tonga.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57You know, the England supporters never fail to amaze me.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00What a bunch of fucking morons they are,
0:18:00 > 0:18:03to shell out 50 quid for a meaningless friendly
0:18:03 > 0:18:06against one of the shitest teams in the world.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09I think they need to take a long, hard look at themselves
0:18:09 > 0:18:10and get a fucking life.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Oh, people, people, people, I'll be honest with you,
0:18:21 > 0:18:24my head's a little bit mashed up at this moment.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26I just got back from my mate's stag.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Yes!
0:18:28 > 0:18:32Proper mental. Ten of us, mountain biking in Iceland.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Oh, yeah!
0:18:34 > 0:18:37It wasn't the cleverest idea, I'll be honest with you -
0:18:37 > 0:18:40after about ten minutes, we all got booted out the shop.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47We all live on the estate together.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50You get all different types, all living together,
0:18:50 > 0:18:53all getting on and that's what I like about it.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55We got, like, the Muslim boys on the estate.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59We've got the Muslim crew in the house tonight. Give us a cheer.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Yeah, loads of you. That's so good.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04I always try and go clubbing with the Muslim boys.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't drink a drop.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09I can get a lift there and back.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Because every culture has got a different attitude
0:19:20 > 0:19:22towards alcohol, innit.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25The Mexicans... Oh, my gosh, their attitude to alcohol.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28They're psychos with their alcohol.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Do you know the Mexicans, they take the beer
0:19:30 > 0:19:32and then they put it in the bottle,
0:19:32 > 0:19:35and then they put a bit of lime in.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39So, when they bottle someone, it stings that little bit extra.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Psychos.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49We got any foreign people in the house tonight?
0:19:49 > 0:19:53Foreign people, hands up. Let's show some love for the foreign people.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57- Where's about are you from, sweetheart?- Australia.- Welcome, baby.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58What's it like out there?
0:19:58 > 0:20:02All the beaches and the hot weather and the barbeques and that.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Do you miss it a little bit?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- Yeah, I miss it.- Yeah, probably about time you fucked off home.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17I'm only ripping it, do you know what I mean?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20We'll have a drink in the bar afterwards?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Do you promise you'll serve me first?
0:20:29 > 0:20:33I love the estate, it's all different people from all different places.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34It's the best, you know.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36We've even got a gay fella on the estate -
0:20:36 > 0:20:41really nice guy, you know. Like, proper nice fella, decent guy.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44You know how with some people, you can't tell if they're gay or not,
0:20:44 > 0:20:46he's got gay written all over him.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48And his car.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54I think that's out of order. He's a good fella, a good man.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56What's his name?
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Louis Turner.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Do you remember, people was giving you stick?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15And you come up to me and you said,
0:21:15 > 0:21:17"Can I walk with you?"
0:21:17 > 0:21:20and I was like, "Of course, just take that fucking hat off."
0:21:22 > 0:21:25We was walking along and these idiots on the balcony,
0:21:25 > 0:21:30shouting down, "Oh, backs against the walls."
0:21:30 > 0:21:33"Louis Turner's about!"
0:21:33 > 0:21:36And I stuck up for you, innit? I went mental at them.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39I was like, "Backs against the walls?
0:21:39 > 0:21:42"You ignorant, fucking idiots!
0:21:42 > 0:21:46"Do you not realise he could still suck you off?"
0:21:57 > 0:22:03Oi, enough from me, now it's time for Life Begins With Dr Bob!
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Every second,
0:22:08 > 0:22:10of every minute,
0:22:10 > 0:22:11of every day,
0:22:11 > 0:22:14a new baby is born.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Stop screaming. It's not going to make things better.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22We put cameras into the wards
0:22:22 > 0:22:25of one of the busiest maternity hospitals in the country...
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Show me the baby!
0:22:28 > 0:22:29Help! Shit.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33..following Dr Bob and his team of midwives.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35I've lost my pen.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37It's a baby.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Life Begins With Dr Bob.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Yeah, well, if you're booked in...
0:22:49 > 0:22:52SHE SCREAMS
0:22:54 > 0:22:57SHE SCREAMS
0:22:57 > 0:23:01SCREAMING
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Teenage pregnancy is definitely becoming
0:23:07 > 0:23:09more and more commonplace in this area.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12When these young girls come into hospital,
0:23:12 > 0:23:15it's very scary for them,
0:23:15 > 0:23:18so, I make sure they see me less as a doctor
0:23:18 > 0:23:22and more as friend, by using language they can relate to.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Hello, you bitch!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30I'm Dr fucking Bob, innit.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34We need to get this fucking baby out of you,
0:23:34 > 0:23:38so the first thing I'd like to do is check out your snatch. Simples.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Wassup?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Where's your family?
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Your mum and this fucking baby's dad not checking this out?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50They're on their way.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53O-M-G, this one is really bitching you out.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Take a toke on this, it's the dogs bollocks.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Go easy. You'll start to feel sick, you crazy bitch.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Hey, classy!
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Push, keep pushing!
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Oh, it hurts so much. - Squeeze my hand.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24SHE SCREAMS AND BONE CRACKS
0:24:24 > 0:24:28HE SCREAMS
0:24:35 > 0:24:38The baby! Yes. Are you the father?
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- Yeah.- Yes, are you sure?
0:24:41 > 0:24:44- Yeah.- Reconsider time!
0:24:44 > 0:24:47BABY CRIES
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Well, dear, because your baby was born
0:24:52 > 0:24:56a little early, we're going to put him in an incubator.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00He'll be a lot better off in there and to be on the safe side,
0:25:00 > 0:25:01I'll take out my chickens.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Good chickens.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Hello, Omelette. Do you know what it's time for?
0:25:14 > 0:25:20- I don't want to do it.- Well, I do. It's your Peer Pressure Challenge!
0:25:22 > 0:25:25# Omelette's Peer Pressure Challenge! #
0:25:25 > 0:25:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Omelette, on this wheel is three things
0:25:32 > 0:25:37and at the end of the show, you have to do one of them.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Do you fancy -
0:25:39 > 0:25:42having an ice bath?
0:25:42 > 0:25:44AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:25:44 > 0:25:46No, I don't.
0:25:46 > 0:25:51Is you up for snogging my Auntie Janet?
0:25:51 > 0:25:53AUDIENCE GROANS
0:25:54 > 0:25:57No, I'm really not, absolutely.
0:25:57 > 0:26:03How's about eating the hottest chilli known to man?
0:26:03 > 0:26:06CHEERING
0:26:06 > 0:26:08No, thanks.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Well, you'll have to do one of them, my man,
0:26:11 > 0:26:13cos it's Omelette's Peer Pressure Challenge!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Spin that wheel!
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Yes!
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Omelette, is you going to snog my Auntie Janet with tongues?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41CHEERING
0:26:41 > 0:26:45- No, I'm absolutely not. - Well, we will see about that.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Everyone, let's pressure him into it!
0:26:48 > 0:26:52AUDIENCE: Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
0:26:52 > 0:26:57Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
0:26:59 > 0:27:01You going to do it now?
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Yeah, all right.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Yes!
0:27:06 > 0:27:09We've peer pressured him into it!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Oh! Off you go and brush your teeth, my man.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16It's time, now, to reveal this week's Audience Bellend.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33CHEERING
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Legend.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43Oh, brilliant, what a bellend.
0:27:43 > 0:27:47There's just one more thing to come.
0:27:47 > 0:27:51It's my nan singing! Come on down, Nan!
0:27:51 > 0:27:56Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Hello, Nan.
0:27:57 > 0:28:01Nan, who is you going to be for us tonight?
0:28:01 > 0:28:05I'm going to be Cypress Hill, I'm Going Insane In The Membrane.
0:28:05 > 0:28:09Yes! Take it away, Nan!
0:28:09 > 0:28:13MUSIC: "Insane In The Brain" by Cypress Hill
0:28:13 > 0:28:16# Don't make me we wreck, hectic Next to the chair
0:28:16 > 0:28:19# Get on going ... Electric
0:28:19 > 0:28:20# Oh, the lights are building
0:28:20 > 0:28:23# And I'm thinking It's all over when I go drinking
0:28:23 > 0:28:26# Making up my mind slow
0:28:26 > 0:28:29# That's why I fuck...
0:28:29 > 0:28:31# Like me, I'm going insane... #
0:28:31 > 0:28:32Oh, my gosh!
0:28:32 > 0:28:35Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
0:28:35 > 0:28:38# Insane in the membrane Insane in the membrane
0:28:38 > 0:28:43# Insane in the membrane Insane in the membrane... #
0:28:43 > 0:28:45You've got to give it some tongues, innit.
0:28:45 > 0:28:50# Insane in the membrane Insane in the brain
0:28:50 > 0:28:52# Insane in the membrane... #
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