0:00:02 > 0:00:10This programme contains some strong language
0:00:10 > 0:00:14Oh, remember if my lottery numbers come up,
0:00:14 > 0:00:16I'm never seeing you ever again, all right?
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Later!
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0:00:40 > 0:00:44Lee Nelson's Well Good Show. Quality!
0:00:44 > 0:00:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:50 > 0:00:54Yes!
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. You're nice.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Hello, sweetie pie. You is as well,
0:01:00 > 0:01:03My man over here, sort your shirt out.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Legend, spread the love! Spread the love!
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Spread the love, yes!
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Sweetie pie, loving this hair.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Spread the love, spread the love, spread the love!
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Welcome to Lee Nelson's Well Good Show.
0:01:16 > 0:01:21I'm Lee Nelson.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Joining me on my show tonight...
0:01:23 > 0:01:27He don't eat no veg, but he's a proper lege.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29It's my best mate, Omelette.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Yeah!
0:01:32 > 0:01:36My nan is going to be singing some Miami Base.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Hello, Nan.
0:01:41 > 0:01:47And I'll be asking Harry Potter over there to teach us a spell.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Yes, it's Lee Nelson's Well Good Show. Quality.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Oh people, I am in the mood of my life,
0:01:57 > 0:01:59let me tell you that for nothing.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01I got caught speeding.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07116 miles per hour...
0:02:07 > 0:02:09in reverse.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Old bill wanted to take away my licence,
0:02:16 > 0:02:19I was well lucky I didn't have one.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Hands up who's got caught speeding!
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Loads of people! You legend over there. How quick was you going?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- Er, 52.- 52?!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32LAUGHTER
0:02:35 > 0:02:3752!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40The limit's 70, you dick.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Anyone beat 52?
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Hands up, my man over there.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Legend, how quick?
0:02:53 > 0:02:54130.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56130?!
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Was you playing Mario Kart?
0:03:08 > 0:03:09130...
0:03:09 > 0:03:13If you're that desperate for a wank, just pull over.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15What car was you driving?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Porsche GT3.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Porsche, wooooo.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Where's it parked?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Yeah. What car do you drive, babe?
0:03:26 > 0:03:30I'm guessing, it's a Volkswagen Polo,
0:03:30 > 0:03:33cos I reckon you has a well minty hole.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Oi, some of the laws they make I think is ridiculous, right.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46You know that indoor smoking ban? I think that don't make no sense.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49It should be the other way round.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51If you don't want to smoke,
0:03:51 > 0:03:53you should fuck off outside.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Why send people with the damaged lungs
0:04:00 > 0:04:02out in the cold every 20 minutes?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Who here's trying to give up smoking?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Loads of yous giving up. My man over here, how'd you give up?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- I had a heart attack. - You had a heart attack?
0:04:12 > 0:04:16LAUGHTER
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Where was you when you had your heart attack?
0:04:19 > 0:04:20- Driving.- Driving!
0:04:22 > 0:04:23And what did it feel like?
0:04:23 > 0:04:27I don't know, to be honest with you, I was just short of breath,
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I just wanted to close my eyes and go to sleep.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31That's called dying, mate.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Yeah.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:04:41 > 0:04:46Anyone else here's given up? Legend, over there in the shit jacket.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52I mean, trying to give it up, you know what I'm saying cos you know...
0:04:52 > 0:04:55I don't think I do know what you're saying.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01I mean, I don't smoke normal cigarette, you hearing me,
0:05:01 > 0:05:05I try and give it up and all that, you know what I'm saying.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08LAUGHTER
0:05:21 > 0:05:23I'm going to guess, yes.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34You's a legend, dude. You's a proper legend.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Whereabouts are you from, you nutter?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- USA, baby. - America!
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Legend.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47Welcome. I've got to say a proper little hello to these boys.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Its so nice cos, like,
0:05:49 > 0:05:53it's a different sort of sense of humour out in America, innit?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Sarcasm and that... is that quite the same?
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Do you get sarcasm?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Well, I don't play, I don't do soccer man.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01You know, I think soccer...
0:06:01 > 0:06:05LAUGHTER
0:06:08 > 0:06:11We don't find soccer that funny either.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17You should know all about soccer my man, innit?
0:06:17 > 0:06:21You's done us over at the World Cup, do you know about that?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24The World Cup against the mighty England, you humiliated us.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27We did get our own back though on the Americans, innit,
0:06:27 > 0:06:30cos we fucked up your ocean.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46And don't blame US for that cos I know yous do,
0:06:46 > 0:06:47but that was Obama, weren't it?
0:06:47 > 0:06:51He had such an influence out there even the sea turned black.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01I have seen the law from the other side though,
0:07:01 > 0:07:05cos I done jury service last month and that's a crazy thing.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08This guy was being accused of some heavy, heavy stuff,
0:07:08 > 0:07:13and you suddenly realise how big a responsibility doing jury is.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15And the defence was all like,
0:07:15 > 0:07:17nah, nah, nah,
0:07:17 > 0:07:21he definitely never done it cos of, like, all this...
0:07:21 > 0:07:23and...shit and that.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28But then the attack was all like, nah, definitely...
0:07:28 > 0:07:32cos he done it because of, like, other shit.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36But then the judge was all like...
0:07:36 > 0:07:37like...
0:07:38 > 0:07:40I didn't listen to a lot of it.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44But fuck it, I went with guilty.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Who here is up for seeing some court cases right now?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51CHEERING
0:07:51 > 0:07:56People, let's go to the Old Bailee!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01The Old Bailee...
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Game.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09All rise.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15LAUGHTER
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Please be seated, you bunch of bum kissers.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Welcome to the Old Bailee.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Here is our jury.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34But we is missing one member
0:08:34 > 0:08:37who shall now be picked at random
0:08:37 > 0:08:40from you, the public gallery.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Omelette.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Has you put all the names of everyone in the public gallery
0:08:46 > 0:08:47that I wrote down in a bag?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49No, I couldn't find a bag big enough.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Well, what have you done with them?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54I've put them in my pants.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Well, come here and let's pick someone out.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00AUDIENCE GROANS
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Mix the names about a bit.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10LAUGHTER
0:09:27 > 0:09:33Summer Hillman, you have been selected for jury service!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Come on down.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38CHEERING
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Welcome, sweetie pie.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44If you would like to go and join the other members of the jury...
0:09:44 > 0:09:45All right, mate?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Bring out the first case.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51CHEERING
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Ladies and gentleman of the jury,
0:09:56 > 0:10:00one of these men standing in front of you...
0:10:00 > 0:10:02has committed...
0:10:02 > 0:10:04the heinous crime...
0:10:06 > 0:10:08..of wearing a wig.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11AUDIENCE: Ooooh.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15The other one's just guilty of having shit hair.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18And at present that ain't against the law.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19He's happy about that.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23LAUGHTER
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Someone had to tell you.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Sweetie pie, if you find the correct person guilty,
0:10:36 > 0:10:38you win...
0:10:38 > 0:10:39a case!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42CHEERING
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Which person do you think
0:10:46 > 0:10:50is guilty of wearing a wig?
0:10:50 > 0:10:54AUDIENCE SHOUTS
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Er, A.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- You think A?- Yeah.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Let's find out.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06My man, is you guilty of fraud
0:11:06 > 0:11:09by wearing a wig?
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Yeah, my name is Roger
0:11:10 > 0:11:13and I'm guilty of fraud by wearing a wig.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Let's have a look at this.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27You should wear a wig.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28That's why I do it.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32It's mental, that makes bald people look sort of better and that.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Yeah.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34My man over here.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Legend.
0:11:41 > 0:11:47CHEERING
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Let's plonk it on the right fella, you over here.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55People, let's show some love for Roger and Sidney.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Laters, people. Laters.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Legends.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Bring out the next case.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09WOLF WHISTLES
0:12:09 > 0:12:11One of these women
0:12:11 > 0:12:15is guilty of possessing counterfeit goods.
0:12:17 > 0:12:22Is it lady A, or lady B, who has fake boobs?
0:12:22 > 0:12:23All rise, innit?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26LAUGHTER
0:12:27 > 0:12:31If you get this case right, you win...
0:12:31 > 0:12:32another case.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Woo.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43Summer, who do you think is guilty of having fake boobs?
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Audience help out.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47AUDIENCE SHOUTS
0:12:47 > 0:12:50What about the geezer at the back in the white?
0:12:50 > 0:12:51I think it's A.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54You think it's A. Why do you think it's A, fella?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56They're bigger than the ones in B.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Do you think they're too big?- Yeah.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Objection!
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Summer, what is your verdict?
0:13:10 > 0:13:11A.
0:13:11 > 0:13:17Is you guilty of possessing counterfeit boobs?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19My name is Elena
0:13:19 > 0:13:22and I'm not guilty of possessing counterfeit boobs.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25CHEERING
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Elena, they're real?!
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- They are, yeah. - Wow, they're spectacular.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35- Thank you. - And these are the non-real ones?
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Yeah, they're not.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Oh, I love them. I love the fake boobs, I'll be honest with you.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Yeah, my missus is having her second boob job done
0:13:42 > 0:13:45in a couple of weeks time. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Having her left one done this time.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53People let's show some love for Elena and Liana.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Bring out the final case.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11One of these men
0:14:11 > 0:14:15is guilty of owning a lethal weapon.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Is it fella A or fella B who owns
0:14:20 > 0:14:23an eight inch FLACCID penis?
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Summer, this is to win an absolutely massive
0:14:33 > 0:14:35thick red case.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38LAUGHTER
0:14:40 > 0:14:41A.
0:14:41 > 0:14:47Let's find out. My man, is you guilty of owning a lethal weapon?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50A massive penis?
0:14:50 > 0:14:54My name is Joey and I'm not guilty of owning a lethal weapon.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56AUDIENCE GROANS
0:14:56 > 0:14:57Well, that's disappointing.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Hi, I'm Danny, and I'm guilty of, er, possessing a lethal weapon.
0:15:07 > 0:15:12Show us, show us, show us, show us, show us, show us!
0:15:17 > 0:15:20CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Oh, my gosh, Danny.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29You've got... You could put a fire out with that.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31LAUGHTER
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Legend, innit?
0:15:33 > 0:15:36PHONE RINGS
0:15:38 > 0:15:40LAUGHTER
0:15:43 > 0:15:46PHONE CONTINUES TO RING
0:15:49 > 0:15:52LAUGHTER AND GROANING
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- AUDIENCE:- Do it, do it!
0:16:04 > 0:16:09- AUDIENCE:- Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!
0:16:10 > 0:16:12PHONE STOPS RINGING
0:16:12 > 0:16:14LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Lee Nelson Show, Lee Nelson speaking.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34I don't think so, but I'll check.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37- Danny, did you order a pizza?- No.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Nah, sorry about that.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44OK, cheers, nice one.
0:16:44 > 0:16:49Bye, bye, later. Cheers, bye. Bye.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Let's show some love for Danny and Joey!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00APPLAUSE
0:17:04 > 0:17:08Summer, you're going home with one case.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Give it up for Summer Hillman!
0:17:13 > 0:17:16APPLAUSE
0:17:16 > 0:17:22I now order you all to show some love for Jason Bent!
0:17:26 > 0:17:31Jason Bent is one of the Premier League's brightest talents,
0:17:31 > 0:17:34and we've been given 110% access to his life.
0:17:38 > 0:17:43This is 110% Bent.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Having just been to Africa to set up his new football foundation,
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Jason's agreed to promote the charity
0:17:54 > 0:17:56by doing an exclusive interview and photo-shoot
0:17:56 > 0:17:59with The Sun's Gordon Smart.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03So, Jason, you've just returned from Malawi. Tell us about the trip.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05No, I didn't actually go to Malawi.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Erm, I went to Africa.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Erm, I went there to set up my new charity,
0:18:10 > 0:18:13The Bent African Foundation.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Using football to kick mosquitoes into the back of the net.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Erm, you know, going to Africa certainly puts things into perspective.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24I mean, I thought Liverpool was a shit-hole.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Bang! In the back of the net.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Bent Football Foundation!
0:18:29 > 0:18:32You're dead, twat.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34What are the aims of the charity?
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Erm, well, me first aim was always to go to Africa
0:18:38 > 0:18:42and, er, build a brand new school, a new hospital and a new community centre,
0:18:42 > 0:18:45but when I found out how much that was going to set me back,
0:18:45 > 0:18:49I thought, fuck that, let's just have a kick about with some poor kids.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53I believe part of the charity is about educating African kids when you're out there.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55What exactly are you educating them about?
0:18:55 > 0:18:58We went to this tiny little village, with no electricity,
0:18:58 > 0:19:01no brick buildings, very little food and water and that.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05I just give the kids there the same talk that I give the kids in the UK.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08And I did an extra bit just for the African kids
0:19:08 > 0:19:12about how important it is to stop the spread of malaria
0:19:12 > 0:19:14by always wearing a rubber johnny.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Always wear a johnny, stop this bastard spunking in you.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23And just finally, what was your highlight of the trip?
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Oh, no doubt, meeting Nelson Mandela.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Erm, I'm a huge Nelson Mandela fan,
0:19:29 > 0:19:32I've seen Shawshank Redemption about 50 times.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Erm, that Penguin film just breaks me heart.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Oi, everyone, I've become a dad for the second time!
0:19:45 > 0:19:48APPLAUSE
0:19:48 > 0:19:51It weren't planned or nothing, but you know what it's like,
0:19:51 > 0:19:53you've had a few drinks with the missus,
0:19:53 > 0:19:56you're on a nice night out together,
0:19:56 > 0:19:57you're in each other's arms,
0:19:57 > 0:20:02you've got 60 people in the car park cheering you on.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Anyone here had the baby recent, like me?
0:20:06 > 0:20:11You over there, sweetie pie, that's so nice! How old's your little 'un?
0:20:11 > 0:20:12- Nine days.- Nine days old. - ALL: Aw!
0:20:12 > 0:20:15That is the sweetest thing I've heard in my life.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- Is you a good mum, baby? - Yeah.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21- Are you a good dad? Are you the dad, geez?- Most definitely.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23- You good parents, yeah? - 100%.- 100%, yeah.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Just leaving a nine-day-old baby at home.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Kids change your life, don't they? You wouldn't believe it, man.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43I can't just leave my baby girl at home, go clubbing,
0:20:43 > 0:20:46bosh some pills, bang a bird, snort some ketamine,
0:20:46 > 0:20:48come back to the flat two days later.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52These days, I'm a dad, you know? I got to take her wiv.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- Kids cost so much money. I've had to get a job. Has you got a job? - I'm a market trader.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- Fruit and veg. - Fruit and veg, is that right?
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Everyone's pissing themselves at you, mate.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10And she's pretty fucking embarrassed.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- She's eating healthy though, ain't she?- She's eating healthy.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16She has, she's got two massive melons.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29What about yous girls over here, has you got a job, sweetie pie?
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Yeah? I'm guessing... that you work in a firework factory,
0:21:32 > 0:21:34cos I well want to bang you.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45And I'm thinking yous is a...
0:21:45 > 0:21:48baker, cos you has well nice baps.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53Erm, let me think. You, babe,
0:21:53 > 0:21:57must be a carpenter, cos you is giving me wood.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07All right, geezer, or are you going to have another heart attack?
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Oi, time now for a proper treat,
0:22:12 > 0:22:17- it's Life Begins...with Dr Bob! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:18 > 0:22:22Every second of every minute...
0:22:22 > 0:22:25of every day...
0:22:25 > 0:22:27a new baby is born. SHE SCREAMS
0:22:27 > 0:22:31Screaming is not going to make things better!
0:22:33 > 0:22:34We put cameras into the wards
0:22:34 > 0:22:38of one of the busiest maternity hospitals in the country...
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Show me the baby!
0:22:41 > 0:22:45..following Dr Bob and his team of midwives.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47I've lost my pen!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49It's a baby!
0:22:49 > 0:22:55Life Begins...with Dr Bob.
0:22:58 > 0:23:03Hello there, Mummy. Hello, Probable Daddy. I'm Dr Bob.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Let's have a feel of your tum-tum, shall we?
0:23:07 > 0:23:11Good... Good.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Boobies.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26How many babies have I delivered? Oh, my gosh, I've lost count.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Six.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36But, do you know, no two births are ever the same?
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Push! Push! Push!
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Push! Push! Push!
0:23:43 > 0:23:48Push! Here it comes... Ah.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50It's a poo.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Push! Push!
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Push! Push! Push!
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Pu...
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Push!
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Push! Keep pushing! Push harder!
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Argh! BABY CRIES
0:24:12 > 0:24:16You've done so well, and congratulations to Daddy.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19It's an absolute miracle, isn't it?
0:24:19 > 0:24:24A whole new human life has just come out.
0:24:24 > 0:24:29I bet nine months ago, you couldn't even get your fist up there!
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Too much?
0:24:35 > 0:24:39Don't worry, dear, deep breaths... You can relax. Doctor's here.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45- Everything's going to be just fine. - SHE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:24:45 > 0:24:49Shit... Where do you keep the manuals?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- CHEERING - Hello, Omelette,
0:24:58 > 0:24:59do you know what it's time for?
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Do I have to?
0:25:01 > 0:25:07Yes, you have to. It's your Peer Pressure Challenge!
0:25:07 > 0:25:08CHEERING
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Omelette's Peer Pressure Challenge!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Omelette, on this wheel is three things
0:25:19 > 0:25:23and, at the end of the show, you has to do one of them.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Do you fancy...
0:25:26 > 0:25:32being tarred and feathered and turned into an human goose?
0:25:32 > 0:25:34No, thanks.
0:25:34 > 0:25:41- Is you up for getting tasered? - CHEERING
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Definitely not.
0:25:44 > 0:25:50How's about covering your entire body in clothes pegs?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52AUDIENCE: Oh!
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- No way.- Well, yous is going to have to do
0:25:55 > 0:25:59one of 'em, mate, cos it's Omelette's Peer Pressure Challenge!
0:25:59 > 0:26:01- CHEERING - Spin that wheel!
0:26:08 > 0:26:11AUDIENCE: Woo...
0:26:11 > 0:26:12Yes!
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Omelette, is you going to get tarred and feathered
0:26:17 > 0:26:19and turned into an human goose?
0:26:19 > 0:26:20No, I'm not.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Well, we'll see about that.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Oi, everyone, let's pressure him into it!
0:26:25 > 0:26:29ALL: Do it, do it, do it, do it,
0:26:29 > 0:26:32do it, do it, do it, do it, do it,
0:26:32 > 0:26:36do it, do it...
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- Is you going to do it now? - Yeah, all right.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40- Yes! - CHEERING
0:26:42 > 0:26:44We pressured him into it!
0:26:44 > 0:26:47- Off you go and get ready! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Quality! That, people,
0:26:52 > 0:26:56- is all we've got time for. Oh, no! - ALL: Oh!
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Before we go, it's time to reveal this week's audience bell end.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Complete and utter bell end.
0:27:23 > 0:27:30Brilliant! There's just one more thing to come, it's my nan singing!
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Come on down, Nan!
0:27:33 > 0:27:39Thank yous for watching, thank yous for coming!
0:27:41 > 0:27:42Hello, Nan. Mwah!
0:27:44 > 0:27:47What is you going to be singing for us tonight, Nan?
0:27:47 > 0:27:51- Tonight, Lee, I'm going to be rapping Whoomp! (There It Is).- Yeah!
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Take it away, Nan!
0:27:56 > 0:28:01# Yeah! Tag Team Music in full effect
0:28:01 > 0:28:03# That's me, DC that reigns supreme... #
0:28:03 > 0:28:05Legend over here, let's see some moves.
0:28:05 > 0:28:09# ..Rollin, we're kickin' the flow We're kickin' the flow
0:28:09 > 0:28:12- # And it goes a lil' something... # - Is your heart all right?
0:28:12 > 0:28:15- # ..Let's begin... # - Oh, my gosh!
0:28:15 > 0:28:19Sweetie pie. Let's see, let's see who we've got.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21# ..Whoomp! There it is
0:28:21 > 0:28:25# Whoomp! There it is
0:28:25 > 0:28:26# Whoomp! There it is
0:28:26 > 0:28:28# Whoomp! There it is
0:28:28 > 0:28:30# Whoomp! There it is
0:28:30 > 0:28:32- # Whoomp! There it is... # - Oh, yeah!
0:28:32 > 0:28:34# ..Whoomp! There it is
0:28:34 > 0:28:38# Whoomp! There it is... Upside down, inside out
0:28:38 > 0:28:44# That's what it's all about Make this party hop
0:28:44 > 0:28:46# Whoomp! There it is Whoomp! There it is
0:28:46 > 0:28:49# Whoomp! There it is
0:28:49 > 0:28:52# Whoomp! There it is. # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd