0:00:00 > 0:00:01This programme contains some strong language
0:00:01 > 0:00:04I'm off to do my telly show. You gonna be all right on your own?
0:00:04 > 0:00:07- Yeah.- Yeah!
0:00:10 > 0:00:14Oh, if your granddad pops round, you're just having a dream -
0:00:14 > 0:00:18he passed away in 2006. Later!
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Lee Nelson's Well Good Show!
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Qualitee!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Ye-e-e-es!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Hello, hello, hello!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Love the goatee, sweetie pie, you are my style icon.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Oh, my gosh, look at you, innit! I'm in there! What you staring at?
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Love you, geezer. Spread the love, spread the love! You legend.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10My man, my man! Sweetie pie, yeah.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Spread the love, spread the love, spread the love!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Oh, yeah! Hello, sweetheart!
0:01:16 > 0:01:17CHEERING
0:01:17 > 0:01:21I'm loving that, loving that! Spread the love!
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Welcome to Lee Nelson's Well Good Show.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27I'm Lee Nelson!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30CHEERING
0:01:30 > 0:01:35Joining me on my show tonight, he looks like a pregnant mother,
0:01:35 > 0:01:40but I love him like a brother, it's my best mate, Omelette!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42CHEERING
0:01:44 > 0:01:50My nan is gonna be spitting a well sick tune!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Hello, nan.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58And I'll be asking that bloke over there
0:01:58 > 0:02:01whether taking steroids has shrivelled his willy.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07It's Lee Nelson's Well Good Show! Qualitee!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10CHEERING
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Oh, people, I am in the mood of my life.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18I've been married to my missus, Amber,
0:02:18 > 0:02:21for one year today!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23CHEERING
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Yeah!
0:02:27 > 0:02:31I organised a surprise party last night.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33It went very well, actually -
0:02:33 > 0:02:36she still ain't found out about it!
0:02:39 > 0:02:40I got wasted.
0:02:40 > 0:02:45We played this mental drinking game, yous all got to try it, right?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48The way it works, everyone who turns up at a party
0:02:48 > 0:02:50has to drink as much as they can.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53It's fucking brilliant!
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Omelette was being a little bit la-a-ame!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Omelette, right, was refusing to drink until he'd eaten something.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08"I've got to eat, I've got to eat". No, mate, you drink, innit?
0:03:08 > 0:03:13"I've got to eat something, I've got to eat something, please!
0:03:13 > 0:03:15"I got diabetes."
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Had to force the drink down him in the end.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Still didn't stop him banging on about his diabetes,
0:03:23 > 0:03:25even when we was in the ambulance.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28SOME LAUGHTER
0:03:28 > 0:03:31The only thing that finally shut him up was this, um...
0:03:31 > 0:03:32coma.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38I can't believe I's been married a year.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40That's mental, innit?
0:03:40 > 0:03:44I still remember going on my first date with Amber.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Went the cinema - my sort of first date.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50I done the popcorn trick on her. Do yous know the popcorn trick?
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Yeah!
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Take the box of popcorn and you cut a hole in the bottom.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00SOME LAUGHTER
0:04:00 > 0:04:01HE LAUGHS
0:04:01 > 0:04:04"Would you like some popcorn, babe?"
0:04:04 > 0:04:06"Yeah...argh!"
0:04:06 > 0:04:10It's called the popcorn trick because if she does it enough times,
0:04:10 > 0:04:12it turns sweet popcorn salty.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14LAUGHTER
0:04:21 > 0:04:26- Who remembers their first date? Geez, remember your first date with your girl?- Yeah.- What you do?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Just went up pub and had a few beers.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32The old "here, have a drink, have another drink..."
0:04:32 > 0:04:36"Here's another one. Let me top you up, a double, a triple." You...
0:04:36 > 0:04:38rapist.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Them early relationship days is the best, innit?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48We had sex in some mental places. Who has had sex in a lift?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Anyone done it in...
0:04:55 > 0:04:56an empty lift?
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Anyone done it on a kitchen table? Yes!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05In IKEA.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Made the catalogue.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Then I took it to the next level - I proposed.
0:05:15 > 0:05:20Check this out - I laid a dozen roses on her bed.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Yeah! She loves the caramel ones.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Let's talk to some of the older generation who...
0:05:30 > 0:05:32What's going on over here?
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Are you over here, fella? Those two.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Oh, that's love, innit? Two seats apart.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46And what happened with your fella, when he proposed to you back in the...?
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Back in the what?
0:05:47 > 0:05:49I don't fucking know when!
0:05:49 > 0:05:50LAUGHTER
0:05:50 > 0:05:511983.
0:05:51 > 0:05:541983, yeah, course it was.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57LAUGHTER
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- And how did you propose?- Do you know, I bloody can't remember now!
0:06:10 > 0:06:13I bet you she remembers - the girls are normally more romantic.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- What happened, did he get down on one knee?- No, did he heck.- No!
0:06:16 > 0:06:19You didn't return the favour on too, then.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31- Is you married to her, geez?- I am.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Yeah.- It's four months now, so... - Four months?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- And you're still touching her like that?- Yeah.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40You've had an affair, ain't ya?
0:06:42 > 0:06:46- My man, you've been married to your missus for four months?- Yeah.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50You know your missus pretty well, I'd imagine?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52I think so. I hope so.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Yeah, well, let us find out, people.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Because you and you is about to play
0:07:00 > 0:07:03You Might Get Dumped At The End Of This!
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- # You Might Get Dumped At The End Of This!- #
0:07:17 > 0:07:20My man, this game is simple.
0:07:20 > 0:07:25You is about to get to meet five different girls.
0:07:25 > 0:07:30All yous has got to do is tell me which of them
0:07:30 > 0:07:31is your wife.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34LAUGHTER
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- It sounds easy, doesn't it? - Yeah.- Yeah!
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Well, it might not be so easy...
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- ..once we've blindfolded you! - LAUGHTER
0:07:44 > 0:07:47With this humiliating blindfold.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Watch the hair.- And watch the hair.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52It's a shit haircut.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Matches the shirt. - LAUGHTER
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Bring out the five girls!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Round one. Now, I bet you reckon your wife
0:08:15 > 0:08:19feels different to anyone else in the world,
0:08:19 > 0:08:22but can you tell which woman is yours...
0:08:22 > 0:08:24by kissing them?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27ALL: Oh!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Remember what the game's called, people.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Girl one, please will you step this way?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Here we go.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Thank you, girl.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58All right, did you like that?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- It was a bit quick, like. - A bit quick.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Can't say you liked it in case it ain't your wife!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05LAUGHTER
0:09:05 > 0:09:07But if it is your wife and you haven't said you liked it,
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- you're fucked either way, mate! - LAUGHTER
0:09:10 > 0:09:14I'll tell you what, geez, let's help you out here.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Let's put that on you there.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Now relax and enjoy the game. Girl two.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31There we go, girl two.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35ALL: Oooh!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Is that it?
0:09:44 > 0:09:45LAUGHTER
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Girl three.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:54 > 0:09:56LAUGHTER
0:10:00 > 0:10:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Yes!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Are you enjoying this, geezer? Yeah!
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Go on, fuck it. - LAUGHTER
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Girl four.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Girl five.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Who did you enjoy the most, geez?
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Number six.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56LAUGHTER
0:10:56 > 0:10:58I ain't fucking touching you!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00LAUGHTER
0:11:03 > 0:11:04- Number three.- Number three.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:11:08 > 0:11:10WOLF-WHISTLING
0:11:13 > 0:11:16It's hard, innit, telling who your wife is just by kissing them?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23LAUGHTER, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:24 > 0:11:26LAUGHTER CONTINUES
0:11:32 > 0:11:35LAUGHTER
0:11:37 > 0:11:38My man, round two.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41All yous got to do is tell me which mouth
0:11:41 > 0:11:43belongs to your wife.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46It's the nosh off round.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- You wish, mate, you wish! - LAUGHTER
0:11:54 > 0:11:59You've only been married four months, yeah? You think you really would have lasted five girls?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Wouldn't have got past the first, mate.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06And trust me, girl one looks like an absolute filth bag.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09LAUGHTER
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Girl five looks up for it, as well. - LAUGHTER
0:12:14 > 0:12:16She looks like she'll eat anything.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18LAUGHTER
0:12:21 > 0:12:24My man, it's the final round and I know this is gonna be your favourite.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Can you tell which of the girls is your wife...
0:12:30 > 0:12:32..by feeling their breasts?
0:12:37 > 0:12:40LAUGHTER
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Girl number one.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:55 > 0:12:57LAUGHTER
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Girl...number two.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08CHEERING AND WOLF-WHISTLING
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Yeah, all right!
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Girl number three.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24CHEERING
0:13:30 > 0:13:34LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Girl number four.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45CHEERING
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Mate!
0:13:52 > 0:13:54LAUGHTER
0:13:54 > 0:13:56I'm sorry, girl number four, thank you.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Girl number five.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02CHEERING
0:14:15 > 0:14:19You felt them and squeezed them, which number girl is your wife?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Number one.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:31 > 0:14:36It's time to find out if you might get dumped at the end of this.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39HE LAUGHS
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Yes, yes!
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Snog, snog, snog!
0:14:45 > 0:14:46ALL: Snog, snog, snog...
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Yes!
0:14:48 > 0:14:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:52 > 0:14:56Well, that was a buzz. Fuck it, let's have another!
0:14:56 > 0:14:58It's Jason Bent!
0:14:58 > 0:15:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:01 > 0:15:06Jason Bent is one of the Premier League's brightest talents.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09And we've been given 110% access to his life.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17This is...110% Bent.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24With the new season about to get under way,
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Jason's been invited to go on BBC One's Football Focus
0:15:27 > 0:15:31for an interview and a round of golf with the one-and-only Robbie Savage.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39So, the new season - big changes over the summer,
0:15:39 > 0:15:43with seven new signings you must be concerned you won't be an automatic choice in the team.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45No, not at all. Erm...
0:15:45 > 0:15:49It's a squad game now, and hopefully there'll be some horrific injuries.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Has your pre-season been affected by the headlines the team made
0:15:53 > 0:15:56after the incident with a local girl at the end of the tour of Asia?
0:15:56 > 0:15:59That was a lot of fuss over nothing, to be honest.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02The lads had a few drinks, we met this girl,
0:16:02 > 0:16:04and we were all just letting our hair down with her.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06And filming her.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- PHONE RINGS - Hang on, hang on.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Hello? Hello?!
0:16:14 > 0:16:18I can't understand what you're trying to tell me.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Yeah - do you speak any English at all?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Then I can't communicate with you, can I?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Yeah. OK, sorry. Bye.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Capello.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Looking now to the season ahead,
0:16:33 > 0:16:36you picked up some silly bookings last year,
0:16:36 > 0:16:38especially the one for over-celebrating,
0:16:38 > 0:16:40which made you miss some key matches.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Is that something you'll try to cut out of your game?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Yeah, over-celebrating was a silly thing to do.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Erm, I took off my shirt and my shorts and put my pants on my head
0:16:49 > 0:16:52and made love to Wally the Mascot.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54To make it worse, he picked up an injury.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Because of my pants on my head, I couldn't see where I was going,
0:16:57 > 0:17:00the smell was disorientating - I ran straight into the goalpost.
0:17:00 > 0:17:06Finally, apart from the training, what's an average day for Jason Bent during the summer break?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Erm, well, I tend to get up when I'm awake. Erm...
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Then I'll take my morning shit.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16Then I'll have a go on my PlayStation for...10, 11 hours.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Then before I go to bed I'll go on Twitter with Rio Ferdinand
0:17:20 > 0:17:22- and call Robbie Savage a- BLEEP.
0:17:27 > 0:17:32- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Who have we got in the house tonight, people?
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Any foreign people in the house, give us a cheer.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Loads of foreign people, innit?
0:17:37 > 0:17:41One legend at the back there - whereabouts are you from, fella?
0:17:41 > 0:17:42Dominican Republic.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44LAUGHTER
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Central America!
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- Central America, man!- Caribbean...
0:17:49 > 0:17:52- Caribbean!- ..descent. - Make your fuckin' mind up!
0:17:55 > 0:17:59Central America - that's got even a different time out there, innit?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Yeah.- What time is it right now?
0:18:01 > 0:18:05- What's the time now? - That's the easy bit, innit?
0:18:08 > 0:18:11'Ow many 'ours be'ind is your country?
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Er, it's...five...
0:18:14 > 0:18:16It's five hours!
0:18:16 > 0:18:18What language do you speak in your...?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Spanish!
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Is your Spanish any good.- Muy bien.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25That's good, cos your English is shit.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Sweetie-pie, with the nice, stripy top and that...
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- Sierra Leone. - Sierra Leone? Oh, that's weird.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37I could have sworn you was Jamaican.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Cos Ja-makin' me want to put my tongue in your mouth.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52Who's we got? Sweetie-pie - whereabouts are you from?
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Malta.- What's that?
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Malta.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56LAUGHTER
0:18:56 > 0:19:00You've got a lovely accent, babylicious, haven't you?
0:19:00 > 0:19:04- Say something in your accent.- What would you like me to say?- Whoo...
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Say your phone number.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13I hear different accents, I think of different things.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16I hear Australian accent, straightaway I think sport.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19I hear Italian accent, I'm thinking food.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22I hear Indian accent, I think I'm...
0:19:22 > 0:19:25about to be put on hold...
0:19:29 > 0:19:33I say welcome to each and every one of you people.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36I know all of yous, no matter where yous is from, is gonna love this.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39It is time for Life Begins...
0:19:39 > 0:19:42With Dr Bob!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Every second
0:19:46 > 0:19:48of every minute
0:19:48 > 0:19:50of every day,
0:19:50 > 0:19:52a new baby is born.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Aaaagh!
0:19:53 > 0:19:57Screaming is not going to make things better!
0:19:58 > 0:20:00We put cameras into the wards
0:20:00 > 0:20:04of one of the busiest maternity hospitals in the country...
0:20:04 > 0:20:06SHOW ME THE BABY!!
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- ..following Dr Bob...- Shit!
0:20:09 > 0:20:13- ..and his team of midwives. - I've lost my pen!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15It's a baby!
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Ah-ha.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Ah-ha.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Ah-ha. What...have...we...
0:20:32 > 0:20:34here?!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Ah-ha.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Now, what is this...?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Ta-ta!
0:20:47 > 0:20:50I'm just trying to keep the mood light.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Your wife's up shit creek, and I can't spot a paddle.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56- She's going to be all right, though, isn't she?- Yes, of course!
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Actually I'm just saying that -
0:20:58 > 0:21:01she's absolutely fucked.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06BABY HEART MONITOR PULSES
0:21:06 > 0:21:08How are things getting on?
0:21:08 > 0:21:12Is it supposed to be doing that? What does this machine do?
0:21:12 > 0:21:14- This machine?- Yeah.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16This machine here?
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- This one?- Yeah.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Yeys.
0:21:36 > 0:21:41So, unfortunately, we are going to have to operate.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45Now, I don't have time to explain everything to you right now,
0:21:45 > 0:21:47because time is of the essence,
0:21:47 > 0:21:52and every second I spend explaining things to you here
0:21:52 > 0:21:57is another second where your wife and baby are in grave danger.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00It's simply a case of getting her down to surgery
0:22:00 > 0:22:03as quickly as is humanly possible.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Because the quicker we can start this operation,
0:22:07 > 0:22:09the higher their chance of survival.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Conversely, the longer we delay,
0:22:15 > 0:22:18the lower their chance of survival, and I...
0:22:18 > 0:22:21I hope you understand, and that all makes sense.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Yes, but shouldn't you be getting on with it?
0:22:24 > 0:22:28I absolutely should, because this is all about speed.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30I do need to know, though,
0:22:30 > 0:22:33where you got your shiny shoes!
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Is no time.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:47 > 0:22:50'Allo, Omelette - do you know what it's time for?
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Yeah, I'm not doing it this week. I've got a note from my doctor.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04Dear Mr Nelson -
0:23:04 > 0:23:09my patient, Mr Omelette - aka Fat Legend -
0:23:09 > 0:23:13is currently suffering from severe work-related stress,
0:23:13 > 0:23:17and I believe, if he were to take part in one more Peer Pressure Challenge,
0:23:17 > 0:23:20he is certain to have a peer pressure-induced heart attack.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Well, I'd still like you to do it.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27What do you suggest?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Ask somebody from the audience to do it.
0:23:30 > 0:23:35Is anyone 'ere up for doin' a Peer Pressure Challenge?
0:23:35 > 0:23:38The legend over there with two hands up.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40My man, what's your name?
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- Jason.- All right. Is you proper up for this?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Yeah.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49People - it's time for Jason's Peer Pressure Challenge!
0:23:49 > 0:23:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Someone else who isn't me cos I might have a heart attack
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Peer Pressure Challenge!
0:23:56 > 0:23:59APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Jason - we's has got you in Omelette's tracksuit
0:24:04 > 0:24:07to commit to this Peer Pressure Challenge proper.
0:24:07 > 0:24:12On this wheel is three things, and you 'as to do one of them.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Does you fancy
0:24:15 > 0:24:17dressing up as a pantomime cow,
0:24:17 > 0:24:20and getting electrocuted with a cattle prod?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22No.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23Is you up for
0:24:23 > 0:24:26getting naked and smothered 'ead to toe
0:24:26 > 0:24:29in peanut butter?
0:24:29 > 0:24:30No. Definitely not.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35How's about snogging Omelette's mum?
0:24:37 > 0:24:40No.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44Well, man, yous is gonna 'ave to do one of 'em,
0:24:44 > 0:24:47cos it's Jason's Peer Pressure Challenge!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Spin that wheel!
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Whooooo...!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Hey!
0:25:05 > 0:25:08My man, is you gonna snog Omelette's mum?
0:25:08 > 0:25:09No!
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Let's pressure him into it!
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Do it! Do it! Do it!
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Do it! Do it! Do it...!
0:25:20 > 0:25:22You gonna do it now?
0:25:22 > 0:25:23No.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32We've just pressured you into it.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Is you gonna do it now?!
0:25:41 > 0:25:43- Yeah.- Yes!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Hey!
0:25:46 > 0:25:49People, show some love for Omelette's mum!
0:25:49 > 0:25:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:57 > 0:26:01- Hello, my darling.- Are you all right, babe?- I'm very well, sweetheart.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Ye-he-heees!
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Sweets -
0:26:07 > 0:26:10is you up for snogging Jason?
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Course I fuckin' am!!
0:26:12 > 0:26:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Do it! Do it!
0:26:17 > 0:26:21Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Do it! Do it...!
0:26:24 > 0:26:27CHEERING
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Oh, yes!
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Give it up for Jason!!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Legend!
0:26:42 > 0:26:44LAUGHTER
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Finally, someone's gonna think he's big.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54That, people, is all we've got time for.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56- Oh, no! - AUDIENCE: AWWW!
0:26:56 > 0:26:58But before we go,
0:26:58 > 0:27:02it's time to reveal this week's Audience Bell-end.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19CHEERING
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Brilliant!
0:27:24 > 0:27:26He's a bell-end!
0:27:26 > 0:27:29There's just one more thing to come -
0:27:29 > 0:27:32it's My Nan Singing!
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Come on down, Nan!
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Thank you for watching.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Thank you for coming!
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Hello, Nan. Mwah!
0:27:43 > 0:27:46Who is you gonna be for us tonight, Nan?
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Tonight, Lee, I'm gonna be Dizzee Rascal.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Yes!
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Take it away, Nan!
0:27:54 > 0:27:59INTRO PLAYS
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Get your passport and your bikini
0:28:05 > 0:28:08You need a holiday, come see me
0:28:08 > 0:28:09I know you're tired of the same old scenery
0:28:09 > 0:28:11And I could change all that so easily
0:28:11 > 0:28:15Take a chance, I'll take you to the south of France
0:28:15 > 0:28:16Like Cannes
0:28:16 > 0:28:20If anybody can, I can We can go shopping in Milan
0:28:20 > 0:28:22I just hope you understand Hope you see it clear
0:28:22 > 0:28:23It really don't matter how far or near
0:28:23 > 0:28:26There's no distance that can stop my persistence
0:28:26 > 0:28:28There's just a few days in the year
0:28:28 > 0:28:30I've got plans, let's ride out And we ain't gonna fly
0:28:30 > 0:28:32We can drive that We can have a rave
0:28:32 > 0:28:35We can hire that, won't tell nobody Let them find out
0:28:35 > 0:28:38If you ain't doing nothing Let's fly away, drive away
0:28:38 > 0:28:42Get away, we can go to the club and hide away
0:28:42 > 0:28:44We can do what you want to, baby
0:28:44 > 0:28:47If you ain't doing nothing Let's fly away, drive away
0:28:47 > 0:28:50Take a holiday, we can go to the club or hide away
0:28:50 > 0:28:52We can do what we want, baby...
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Yeah!!
0:28:54 > 0:28:55Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd