Episode 8

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains strong language and adult humour.

0:00:05 > 0:00:10- I'm off to do my telly show. You gonna be all right on your own? - Yeah.- Yeah!

0:00:10 > 0:00:13Oh, it's me compilation show tonight.

0:00:13 > 0:00:19The idiots at the BBC are paying me to do nothing! Eesult! Later.

0:00:41 > 0:00:46Lee Nelson's well good show, qualitee.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51APPLAUSE

0:00:51 > 0:00:55Yes!

0:00:55 > 0:01:00Hello, you're fit, you're nice, waistcoat, that has gotta go, innit,

0:01:00 > 0:01:03jacket, legend, no really, glasses with this loving it,

0:01:03 > 0:01:09loving it, your jumper's ridiculous innit, loving that little goatee,

0:01:09 > 0:01:13yes, she's nice, you're nice as well, innit, yes.

0:01:15 > 0:01:23Welcome to Lee Nelson's Well Good Show. I'm Lee Nelson.

0:01:23 > 0:01:29Yes, joining me on my show tonight, he's always out of breath

0:01:29 > 0:01:34but I love him to death, it's my best mate Omelette.

0:01:36 > 0:01:42My nan's gonna be singing a carnival classic!

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Hello, nan.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47And I'll be hoping that girl over there

0:01:47 > 0:01:51is up for doing pretty much anything.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55It's Lee Nelson's Well Good Show, qualitee.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Oh, people, I am in the mood of my life,

0:02:01 > 0:02:06let me tell you that for nothing. I got caught speeding.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07CHEERING

0:02:07 > 0:02:10160 mph...

0:02:10 > 0:02:13in reverse!

0:02:13 > 0:02:14LAUGHTER

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Oh, Old Bill wanted to take away my licence.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23I was well lucky I didn't have one.

0:02:25 > 0:02:30Hands up who's got caught speeding? Loads of people, you legend over there, how quick was you going?

0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Er, fifty-two.- Fifty-two.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Fifty-two.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43The limit's seventy, you dick.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Anyone beat fifty-two? Hands up.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56My man over there, legend, how quick?

0:02:56 > 0:02:59- One thirty.- One thirty,

0:02:59 > 0:03:02was you playing Mario Kart?

0:03:08 > 0:03:15One thirty? You feel that desperate for a wank, just pull over.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18- What car was you driving? - Porsche. GT.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Oh, ooh!

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Where's it parked?

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Yeah, what car do you drive, babe?

0:03:28 > 0:03:32I'm, I'm guessing it's a Volkswagen Polo

0:03:32 > 0:03:35cos I reckon you has a well minty hole.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Oi, some of the laws they make I think is ridiculous, right,

0:03:45 > 0:03:50You know that indoor smoking ban, I think that don't make no sense. It should be the other way round.

0:03:50 > 0:03:55If you don't wanna smoke, you should fuck off outside.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03Why send people with the damaged lungs out in the cold

0:04:03 > 0:04:04every 20 minutes?

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Who here's tried giving up smoking?

0:04:07 > 0:04:12Loads of you's given up. Ny man over here, how'd you give up?

0:04:12 > 0:04:14- I had a heart attack. - You had a heart attack.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18LAUGHTER

0:04:19 > 0:04:23- Where was you when you had your heart attack?- Driving.- Driving!

0:04:23 > 0:04:25And what did it feel like?

0:04:25 > 0:04:29To be honest with you, I was just short of breath, I couldn't breathe,

0:04:29 > 0:04:31I just wanted to close my eyes and go to sleep.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33- That's called dying, mate.- Yeah.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Anyone else here's given up,

0:04:44 > 0:04:48legend over there in the, in the shit jacket.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54I mean I'm, I'm trying, I'm trying to give it up, you know what I'm saying cos you know.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57I think I do know what you're saying.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03I mean I, I only smoke normal cigarette, yeah, I tried give it up

0:05:03 > 0:05:06and all that you know, that's what I'm saying.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25I'm gonna guess yes.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:05:31 > 0:05:35You's a legend geez, you's a proper legend,

0:05:35 > 0:05:37whereabouts are you from, you nutter?

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- USA, baby.- America!

0:05:40 > 0:05:42You legend.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49Welcome! I've gotta say a proper hello to these, these boys,

0:05:49 > 0:05:53it's so nice cos like it's a different sort of sense of humour

0:05:53 > 0:05:55out in America, innit, sarcasm and that,

0:05:55 > 0:05:59is that quite the same innit, do you get sarcasm?

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Well, I'm pla... I do soccer man, I think soccer is...

0:06:02 > 0:06:04LAUGHTER

0:06:08 > 0:06:12You should know all about soccer, my man, innit.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16You's done us over at the World Cup, did you know about that?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19In the World Cup against the mighty England, you humiliated us!

0:06:19 > 0:06:23We did get our own back though on the Americans, innit,

0:06:23 > 0:06:25cos we fucked up your ocean.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39And don't blame us for that cos you's do

0:06:39 > 0:06:41but that was Obama, weren't it,

0:06:41 > 0:06:46he had such an influence out there even the sea turned black.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55I have seen the law from the other side, though,

0:06:55 > 0:06:58cos I done jury service last month

0:06:58 > 0:07:00and that's a crazy thing.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03This guy was being accused of some heavy, heavy stuff

0:07:03 > 0:07:08and you suddenly realise how big a responsibility doing jury is

0:07:08 > 0:07:12and the defence was all like, no, no, no

0:07:12 > 0:07:19he definitely never done it cos of like all this and shit and that...

0:07:19 > 0:07:22but then the attack was all like,

0:07:22 > 0:07:28no he definitely because he done it because of like other shit.

0:07:28 > 0:07:33But then the judge was all like, like...

0:07:33 > 0:07:36I didn't listen to a lot of it...

0:07:36 > 0:07:39but fuck it, I went with guilty.

0:07:39 > 0:07:44Who here is up for seeing some court cases right now?

0:07:44 > 0:07:45CHEERING

0:07:48 > 0:07:50People, let's go to the Old Bailee.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58The Old Bailee game.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:08:03 > 0:08:04All rise.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Please be seated, you bunch of bum kissers.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Welcome to the Old Bailee.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Here is our jury...

0:08:26 > 0:08:31but we's missing one member who shall now be picked at random

0:08:31 > 0:08:35from you, the public gallery.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Omelette, has you put all the names of everyone

0:08:38 > 0:08:43in the public gallery that I wrote down in a bag?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45No, I couldn't find a bag big enough.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Well, what have you done with 'em?

0:08:47 > 0:08:50I've tucked them in me pants.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Well, come here and let's pick someone out.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57AUDIENCE GROANS

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Mix the names about a bit.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10APPLAUSE

0:09:22 > 0:09:29Summer Hillman, you have been selected for jury service,

0:09:29 > 0:09:33come on down.

0:09:33 > 0:09:38Welcome, if you would like to join the other members of the jury.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41All right, mate.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Bring out the first case.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45CHEERING

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, one of these men

0:09:53 > 0:09:56standing in front of you

0:09:56 > 0:10:01has committed the heinous crime...

0:10:01 > 0:10:03of wearing a wig.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06ALL: Oh!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09The other one's just guilty of having shit hair.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13And at present that ain't against the law.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15He's happy about that.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19LAUGHTER

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Someone had to tell you.

0:10:27 > 0:10:32Sweetie pie, if you find the correct person guilty,

0:10:32 > 0:10:34you win a case.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35ALL: Oooh!

0:10:38 > 0:10:45Which person do you think is guilty of wearing a wig?

0:10:45 > 0:10:47AUDIENCE SHOUT ANSWERS

0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Er, A.- You think A.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58- Yeah.- Let's find out.

0:10:58 > 0:11:03My man, is you guilty of fraud by wearing a wig?

0:11:03 > 0:11:07Yeah my name is Roger and I'm guilty of fraud by wearing a wig.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Let's have a look at that geez,

0:11:16 > 0:11:17yeah, see.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21- You should wear a wig. - That's why I do it.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25It's, it's mental, cos that makes bald people

0:11:25 > 0:11:29look sort of better and that, let's, my man over here.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37APPLAUSE

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Let's plonk it on the right fella, you's over here.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49People, let's show some love for Roger and Sidney.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52APPLAUSE

0:11:52 > 0:11:57Laters people, laters, legends.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Bring out the next case.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07One of these women is guilty

0:12:07 > 0:12:09of possessing counterfeit goods.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16Is it lady A or lady B who has fake boobs?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18All rise, innit.

0:12:20 > 0:12:27You get this case right, you win another case.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Summer, who do you think is

0:12:34 > 0:12:38guilty of having fake boobs? Audience, help out.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42AUDIENCE SHOUT ANSWERS

0:12:42 > 0:12:45What about the geezer in the back in the white t-shirt?

0:12:45 > 0:12:48- I think it's A.- You think it's A, why do you think it's A, fella?

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Just because they're bigger than the ones on B.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53- Do you think they're too big?- Yeah.

0:12:53 > 0:12:54Objection!

0:12:59 > 0:13:03Summer, what is your verdict?

0:13:03 > 0:13:10- A.- Is you guilty of possessing counterfeit boobs?

0:13:10 > 0:13:14My name is Eleanor and I'm not guilty of possessing counterfeit boobs.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Eleanor, they're real? - They are, yes.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Wow, they're spectacular.- Thank you.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28And these are the non-real ones.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31- Yeah, they're not. - Oh, well I love em,

0:13:31 > 0:13:35I love the fake boobs I'll be honest with you, yeah my missus having her

0:13:35 > 0:13:38second boob job done in a couple of weeks' time, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm!

0:13:38 > 0:13:43Having her left one done this time.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47People, let's show some love for Eleanor and Liana.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Bring out the final case.

0:14:02 > 0:14:08One of these men is guilty of owning a lethal weapon.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Is it fella A or fella B who owns

0:14:14 > 0:14:17an eight-inch flaccid penis?

0:14:23 > 0:14:29Summer, this is to win an absolutely massive thick red case.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31LAUGHTER

0:14:33 > 0:14:36- A.- Let's find out, my man.

0:14:36 > 0:14:40Is you guilty of owning a lethal weapon,

0:14:40 > 0:14:43- a massive penis?- My name is Joey

0:14:43 > 0:14:46and I'm not guilty of owning a lethal weapon.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49ALL: Oh!

0:14:49 > 0:14:52That's disappointing.

0:14:52 > 0:14:58Hi I'm Danny and I'm guilty of, er, possessing a lethal weapon.

0:15:00 > 0:15:06Show us, show us, show us...

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Oh, my gosh, Danny. You've got...

0:15:19 > 0:15:22you could put a fire out with that.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Legend, innit.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28PHONE RINGS

0:15:58 > 0:16:02ALL: Do it, do it, do it!

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Lee Nelson Show, Lee Nelson speaking.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27I don't think so but I'll check.

0:16:27 > 0:16:31Danny, did you order a pizza?

0:16:31 > 0:16:33No.

0:16:33 > 0:16:38No... Sorry about that, OK, cheers.

0:16:38 > 0:16:42Later, cheers. Bye. Bye. Bye.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Let's show some love for Danny and Joey.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:16:57 > 0:17:02Summer, you're going home with one case!

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Give it up for Summer Hillman.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:17:09 > 0:17:14I now order you all to show some love for Jason Bent.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18APPLAUSE

0:17:20 > 0:17:24Jason Bent is one of the Premier League's brightest talents

0:17:24 > 0:17:27and we've been given 110% access to his life.

0:17:31 > 0:17:37This is 110% Bent.

0:17:37 > 0:17:42It's an incredibly proud day for Jason. He's been formally announced

0:17:42 > 0:17:46as the new England captain and is about to face the world's media.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52The Mirror. Jason, congratulations.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56What went through your mind when you first heard you were getting the arm band?

0:17:56 > 0:18:00I just thought fantastic, um, I'm not a very strong swimmer.

0:18:00 > 0:18:05Er, Sky Sports News. Jason, obviously there were a number of players

0:18:05 > 0:18:07in contention for the captaincy.

0:18:07 > 0:18:11Have they been supportive since the manager made his decision?

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Yeah, absolutely, um, I think everyone realises it

0:18:14 > 0:18:18doesn't matter who the captain is, um, we're still a very shit team.

0:18:21 > 0:18:25The Times. Jason, er, just how much of a blow to the

0:18:25 > 0:18:29team's confidence was the disastrous World Cup campaign in South Africa?

0:18:29 > 0:18:33I don't think it was a big blow, er, I mean pretty early on in the

0:18:33 > 0:18:35tournament we realised we weren't gonna win it...

0:18:35 > 0:18:39and, er, just have a 24-day holiday.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42And I hope it's some consolation to the supporters

0:18:42 > 0:18:45who took time off work and spent thousands following us

0:18:45 > 0:18:47and were left absolutely gutted

0:18:47 > 0:18:53that we had a fucking great time out there, um... I think we trained once.

0:18:55 > 0:19:00Er, The Guardian. Jason, despite the recent lack of success it must be a real boost to the squad

0:19:00 > 0:19:04that England fans still seem to be fully behind the team.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06The Tonga friendly's already sold out.

0:19:06 > 0:19:11Yeah, I mean to sell out Wembley for a friendly against Tonga, you know the England supporters never fail

0:19:11 > 0:19:16to amaze me, um, that just what a bunch of fucking morons they are...

0:19:16 > 0:19:22I mean they shell out £50 for a meaningless friendly against one of the shittest teams in the world,

0:19:22 > 0:19:27I think they need to take a long hard look at themselves and get a fucking life.

0:19:35 > 0:19:40- Oi, is everyone here having a good summer?- ALL: Yeah.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43My little boy loves the summer.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45I took him to Euro Disney,

0:19:45 > 0:19:51yeah, it's only a two-hour flight, I never knew America was that close.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55Oi, right, we's hired a car right when we was out there to

0:19:55 > 0:19:57get from the airport to the hotel,

0:19:57 > 0:20:01oh, my gosh, the French is the most mental drivers in the world, innit.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04You know when you're vexed in the UK

0:20:04 > 0:20:09right, and you're like on the road you're like, "Wanker,"

0:20:09 > 0:20:13innit, that's what you do, "Wanker," innit, "Wanker..."

0:20:13 > 0:20:16sweetie pie, what are you more of a wanker.

0:20:24 > 0:20:25Close that mouth babe.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30They was all going mental over there

0:20:30 > 0:20:34and we weren't even going that quick and you know the French

0:20:34 > 0:20:38is like a foreign place, so they got their own different ways of doing things right.

0:20:38 > 0:20:42Cos you know out in this country you go like that, "Wanker".

0:20:42 > 0:20:45In France they don't have the fists closed they have them open

0:20:45 > 0:20:49like that, so it's not that, it's that, innit.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53Not that... that, that's interesting innit and they don't say wanker,

0:20:53 > 0:20:56French word for it is wrong side.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Wrong side.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01LAUGHTER

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Oi, has we got any French people in the house tonight?

0:21:12 > 0:21:17- Yeah.- Yes, my man over there, I'm gonna talk to my French man.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20You my man, teach us, teach us some French geez,

0:21:20 > 0:21:23who here wants to learn a bit of French.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26- ALL: Yeah!- You go to France,

0:21:26 > 0:21:29what we wanna do is order a beer, what's French for beer.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32- Er, biere.- Biere.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Pretty similar, yeah.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36French for beer is beer.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40I think he's trying to make me look like an idiot.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42What, what about, um, a cigarette,

0:21:42 > 0:21:45I want a cigarette with my beer.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47- French for cigarette?- Er, cigarette.

0:21:47 > 0:21:53Cigarette. Beer, cigarette, don't fucking believe it, er, football.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Football.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58LAUGHTER

0:21:58 > 0:22:03Either he's lying or I'm fluent.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08Who here has been to Euro Disney, hands up.

0:22:08 > 0:22:12- Yeah.- Yeah you have over there, you legend... have a good time?

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Yeah... grow up!

0:22:14 > 0:22:18What about other people, anyone else been to Euro Disney?

0:22:18 > 0:22:23- My man at the back who loving it, what was your favourite ride fella? - Er, probably Space Mountain.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27Space Mountain innit, Space Mountain is the best, the worst thing was,

0:22:27 > 0:22:29my little boy was just too small to go on it.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32You know they have them height restrictions and he was like

0:22:32 > 0:22:35that much off it, and the poor thing had been looking forward

0:22:35 > 0:22:38to going on Space Mountain for about a month and he just

0:22:38 > 0:22:42stood by the height restriction crying and crying and crying and crying and crying.

0:22:42 > 0:22:47I must of went on that ride about ten times.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Even got one of them photos

0:22:49 > 0:22:53you get afterwards of him crying by the height restriction.

0:22:53 > 0:22:57The thing about Euro Disney, it's good for kids and adults.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01Like for the kids they got all the characters walking around you know,

0:23:01 > 0:23:04Buzz Lightyear and Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07For the adults we got Cinderella, yes.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10The Little Mermaid, hm, hm, hm,

0:23:10 > 0:23:13would you with the Little Mermaid, yeah!

0:23:13 > 0:23:16I would with the Little Mermaid.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19I wouldn't know how with a mermaid but I'd give her a go.

0:23:19 > 0:23:23Yeah and Snow White, oh, my gosh, yeah, would you bang Snow White?

0:23:23 > 0:23:27- Yeah.- Yeah, fuck it... she's asleep.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:23:34 > 0:23:41Oi enough from me, now it's time for Life Begins with Dr Bob!

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Every second,

0:23:46 > 0:23:48of every minute,

0:23:48 > 0:23:51of every day, a new baby is born.

0:23:51 > 0:23:56Screaming is not going to make things better.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Good!

0:23:58 > 0:24:01We put cameras into the wards of one of the busiest

0:24:01 > 0:24:03maternity hospitals in the country.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Show me the baby!

0:24:06 > 0:24:09Following Dr Bob.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11And his team of midwives.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13I've lost my pen.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15It's a baby!

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Life Begins, with Dr Bob.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29Hello, nice to meet you both, I'm Dr Bob

0:24:29 > 0:24:31but please call me Dr Bob.

0:24:31 > 0:24:37Good, let's have a little feel

0:24:37 > 0:24:41of your tum-tum, shall we.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44Good, good.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Er, doctor it's actually me who's pregnant.

0:24:48 > 0:24:52Silly me, it's just, you're so fat.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Yes.

0:24:59 > 0:25:03Right, right, everything seems to be going to plan,

0:25:03 > 0:25:06is the father coming down for the birth?

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Er, no we're actually a couple.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16That's good yes! Er, congratulations, er,

0:25:16 > 0:25:20I certainly don't have the slightest of problem with the,

0:25:20 > 0:25:21er, rug-munching set up.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Good.

0:25:38 > 0:25:39Well, we're even now -

0:25:39 > 0:25:41your waters have broken all over me.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45In fact you're one up, some of it's gone in my mouth.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Keep pushing, keep it up,

0:25:51 > 0:25:54it's a tough one.

0:25:59 > 0:26:03SHE SCREAMS

0:26:15 > 0:26:22Congratulations, you're a mother and you're...another woman.

0:26:22 > 0:26:27Oh, she done so well why don't you give her a nice hug, yes,

0:26:27 > 0:26:30give her kiss, kiss her good!

0:26:35 > 0:26:36Touch her boobies.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44Hi!

0:26:44 > 0:26:48Waterbed and let's do it.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54APPLAUSE

0:26:54 > 0:26:59That, people, is all we've got time for,

0:26:59 > 0:27:01oh, no, but before we go

0:27:01 > 0:27:06it's time to reveal this week's audience bell end.

0:27:28 > 0:27:32Oh, brilliant, proper bell end.

0:27:32 > 0:27:38Oi, there's just one more thing to come, it's my nan's singing.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40Come on down Nan,

0:27:40 > 0:27:46thank you's for watching, thank you's for coming.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49CHEERING

0:27:49 > 0:27:50Hello, Nan.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53What is you singing for us tonight, Nan?

0:27:53 > 0:27:56Lee tonight I'm asking the UK, Who Let The Dogs Out?

0:27:56 > 0:27:59Yes, take it away, Nan!

0:28:00 > 0:28:02# Who let the dogs out

0:28:02 > 0:28:04# Who, who, who, who

0:28:04 > 0:28:06# Who let the dogs out

0:28:06 > 0:28:09# Who, who, who, who

0:28:09 > 0:28:11# Who let the dogs out

0:28:11 > 0:28:15# Who, who, who, who

0:28:15 > 0:28:19# The party was nice, the party was jumpin' yippee eye oh

0:28:19 > 0:28:25# Everybody's have a ball yippee eye oh

0:28:25 > 0:28:31# Tell the fellas... and the girls were calling

0:28:31 > 0:28:34# Who let the dogs out who, who, who, who

0:28:34 > 0:28:38# Who let the dogs out who, who, who, who... #

0:28:38 > 0:28:41SHE CONTINUES SINGING

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