0:00:02 > 0:00:03GAME BEEPS
0:00:10 > 0:00:11Welcome to Limmy's Show.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18GAME BEEPS
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- EXPLOSION IN GAME - Oh, fff...
0:00:34 > 0:00:37APPLAUSE
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Hello, my name's Raymond Day, and welcome to Paraside.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43OK, let's see where the spirit takes us.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Could someone understand, please,
0:00:47 > 0:00:53I have here in spirit someone who has come through for a loved one
0:00:53 > 0:00:59who has been trying to make contact desperately, for a long, long time.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Erm...
0:01:01 > 0:01:02You, honey?
0:01:02 > 0:01:04We've, eh...
0:01:04 > 0:01:07we've been trying to get in touch with our wee sister
0:01:07 > 0:01:08for quite a while now.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09It's maybe sister, OK.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Well, can you understand then,
0:01:12 > 0:01:15why she's telling me about a wall...
0:01:15 > 0:01:17or a fence?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Well, I painted the garden fence a few months ago.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21That's it, because she's telling me,
0:01:21 > 0:01:23"Oh, I hate that colour!"
0:01:23 > 0:01:25LAUGHTER
0:01:25 > 0:01:28It's her. It's sister. It's baby sister.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29She's come through.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- She's come through at last. - AUDIENCE AHHS
0:01:32 > 0:01:36And she's telling me now just how hard it's been,
0:01:36 > 0:01:40because you've never had the chance to say goodbye.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44And since then you have been to every psychic, every medium,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47every clairvoyant in town.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- Is she trying to make me jealous? - LAUGHTER
0:01:50 > 0:01:54No, she's saying you have been around the block with no luck,
0:01:54 > 0:01:56just trying to find out that she's all right,
0:01:56 > 0:02:00to let her know that your thoughts are with her,
0:02:00 > 0:02:02and to say goodbye.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Oh.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Oh, no. That's not nice.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Oh, that's not nice at all. - AUDIENCE OOHS
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- HE LAUGHS - It's not her!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15We have ourselves an impostor! Someone's having us on!
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- LAUGHTER - He's saying...it's a man! I thought she looked like a man,
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- I didn't want to say... - LAUGHTER
0:02:21 > 0:02:23He's saying, "Ha-ha-ha!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26"You thought I was your sister!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29"You thought I was your daft wee sister!"
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Oh, he is...he is terrible!
0:02:31 > 0:02:35He's saying, "You will never get to say goodbye.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39"You will never make contact, because every time you do,
0:02:39 > 0:02:42"she's been asking me, 'Have they been in touch?'
0:02:42 > 0:02:45"and I've been telling her 'No. Some family you've got!'"
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Oh, he has...he has got a mean streak!
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- LAUGHTER - Oh, and that's him away.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Och, I'm going to kill him!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53If he wasn't dead already, I'd kill him!
0:02:53 > 0:02:57I'll leave her love with... oh, well, I won't, sorry.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Bye for now. - APPLAUSE
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Well, we've had a look at your CV...
0:03:06 > 0:03:07If you can call it that.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09There are some details missing.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13I mean, you've worked for some great companies, fantastic references,
0:03:13 > 0:03:16but you haven't given us details of what you did there.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17And you haven't even put your name.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19But we'll come to that later.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21So let's just start with, why do you want the job?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33EERIE MUSIC
0:03:39 > 0:03:41HYPNOTIC WHIRRING
0:03:46 > 0:03:48I tell you what,
0:03:48 > 0:03:49we'll take you on.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51What?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53On a trial basis, for a year.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56See how we get on, OK?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Bye for now.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01What the hell did you do that for?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Tom, you didn't have that thing looking at you.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10What is it you say again?
0:04:12 > 0:04:13What is it you say again?
0:04:16 > 0:04:17Hi, I've come for a haircut.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Hi, I'm here for a haircut.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23I've came for a haircut!
0:04:23 > 0:04:26It's a hairdresser's! What else are you there for?!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29All right? Just take a seat, aye?
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Just take a...? "How, what for?"
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Just take a seat, aye? "What for?"
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Cos...I've come for a haircut.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38"Of course you've came for a haircut!" No...
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Three guesses what I'm here for!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- HE LAUGHS WEAKLY - Oh, no!
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Hiya.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Haircut?
0:04:51 > 0:04:53What do you think I'm here for?!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55OK, just take a seat.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56What for?
0:04:56 > 0:04:57What?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59HE WAILS
0:05:01 > 0:05:03SHOWBIZ MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:08 > 0:05:10And...
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Stop! Stop the music!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15MUSIC STOPS Where is he?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Limmy! Where are you?
0:05:21 > 0:05:22'I'm in here.'
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Are you OK?
0:05:24 > 0:05:25'Eh...no.'
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Are you...you not feeling well?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30'No, not feeling well. I feel a wee bit sick.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32'Got my head down the toilet here. Just give me a minute.'
0:05:32 > 0:05:33OK, sorry.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36GAME BEEPS
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Oh, come on!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Thank you for joining us.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51My name is Larry Forsyth, and with me is Dr Stuart.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54This week, Dr Stuart will be administering me with Pandaemonium,
0:05:54 > 0:05:58a drug that became popular amongst artists in the 19th century,
0:05:58 > 0:06:01due to its ability to produce vivid, dreamlike visions.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06'An hour and a half later, I was beginning to feel definite effects.'
0:06:10 > 0:06:13HE WAILS
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Could you describe what it is you're seeing?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22HE WAILS
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Larry?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26HE WAILS
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Larry, are you all right?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31HE WAILS
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Larry, do you think that you could come out,
0:06:34 > 0:06:35so that we can continue the experiment?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37HE WAILS
0:06:38 > 0:06:41'At this point in the experiment, I had to be subdued.'
0:06:44 > 0:06:46HE WAILS
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Excuse me sir, can I have a look inside your suitcase, please?
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Shit!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57If you do a crime, but you can't do the time...
0:06:57 > 0:06:58try some mime!
0:07:25 > 0:07:26I'm quite shite, though.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33So, eh...
0:07:35 > 0:07:37..how are you coping?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Not too good.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41I can understand that.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43I mean, your dad was a decent guy, mate.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- Aye.- When I heard the news,
0:07:46 > 0:07:48I thought I'd nip round to see how you were doing.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Listen, I'm expecting a phone call from a client in a minute.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Do you mind if I take it?
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Erm...
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Och, no.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00No, I'm sorry. Forget it.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Ta.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04So, what happened?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07I mean, the last time I spoke to you, you were saying your old man
0:08:07 > 0:08:10was just going into hospital for an operation on his leg,
0:08:10 > 0:08:11but, something went wrong.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13What happened?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Well, he'd went in for the operation,
0:08:16 > 0:08:18they gave him a blood transfusion.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19It gave him AIDS.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- MOBILE PHONE RINGTONE - # We're going to ring-a-dang-a-dong for a holiday... #
0:08:22 > 0:08:23We couldn't believe it.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27He was only meant to be in and out in a week to get his knee fixed.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Next thing he knows, he's getting told he's got HIV.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- PHONE CONTINUES PLAYING SONG - Said they could give him pills
0:08:32 > 0:08:34to stop it progressing. So that gave us all hope.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36# Put your arms in the air, let me hear you say... #
0:08:36 > 0:08:38No, too late. Full blown AIDS.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41PHONE STOPS That's terrible, mate.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45I mean, hospitals are meant to cure you, not make you sick.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47What did he die of? Was it pneumonia, or..?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49No, I wish.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52No, the lucky ones get pneumonia, but my dad,
0:08:52 > 0:08:54the AIDS had got to his bones and his brain.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57# We're going to ring-a-dang-a-dong for a holiday... #
0:08:57 > 0:09:00We just had to stand by and watch his mind go.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03My dad was a proud guy. He didn't like showing any weakness.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07But there he was, greetin' like a wee lassie,
0:09:07 > 0:09:10telling us all that he was scared and didn't know who he was any more.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- # Put your arms in the air... # - Didn't know who we were either.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14We were round his bedside,
0:09:14 > 0:09:16but he may as well have been surrounded by strangers.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20- # Put your arms in the air... # - He died surrounded by strangers.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23PHONE STOPS Listen, I know this is no consolation, but...
0:09:23 > 0:09:26I mean, you might have been strangers to him,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28but, I mean, surely it must be good,
0:09:28 > 0:09:31you know, even to have a stranger hold your hand to send you off?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33No, we couldn't even do that.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Were you not at his bedside?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37No, we were.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39But they'd amputated his arms.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41# We're going to ring-a-dang-a-dong... #
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Because of the bone thing, they said,
0:09:43 > 0:09:46"Well, we could cut it out here. That might help it stop."
0:09:46 > 0:09:47No, didn't work. They said,
0:09:47 > 0:09:50"It's spread there. We're going to have to amputate."
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Again and again, "We're going to have to amputate this,
0:09:53 > 0:09:55"Amputate that, amputate, amputate," that's all I heard.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- # We're going to ring-a-rang... # - Stripping my dad away to nothing.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00And I had to sign the forms.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02It was me who had to sign the forms to give permission,
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- because of his brain thing. - # Let me hear you say... #
0:10:05 > 0:10:08He was just lying there, his arms and legs hacked off,
0:10:08 > 0:10:09and he didn't know why.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11# We're going to ring-a-rang-a-dong... #
0:10:11 > 0:10:13And in the end, it was all for nothing.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16# We're going to ring-a-rang-a-dong for a holiday... #
0:10:16 > 0:10:17It was all for nothing.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Jesus, mate. PHONE STOPS
0:10:20 > 0:10:22That's heavy. It's heavy.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Aye.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Well, thanks for nipping round.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29I'll let you get back to your phone call, whatever it was,
0:10:29 > 0:10:32and...thanks for the consideration, mate.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33It's no bother.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Thanks for coming in.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42We're going to have to let you go.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47EERIE MUSIC It's been a year, and...
0:10:47 > 0:10:49it's just that, well, you're never in.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51And the only time you do come in
0:10:51 > 0:10:53is when we ask you to come in to tell you that you're never in,
0:10:53 > 0:10:57and you always... DRAMATIC CRESCENDO
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Look, you don't do anything, right?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03We're only a small company, we can't afford to...
0:11:03 > 0:11:04DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:11:06 > 0:11:09No, that's it. You have to go.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10It's not fair.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12SHE SOBS No, this is it! You have to go!
0:11:12 > 0:11:15You have to! It's not fair! It's not fair!
0:11:15 > 0:11:17All right!
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Another year. We'll see how it goes.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30We're going to have to do something.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33JOLLY MUSIC
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Sorry, this isn't a sketch.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45I'm just having a cup of tea.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48'There's a couple of mates...
0:11:48 > 0:11:51'and then there's The Third Mate.'
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Here listen, I've got to go for a pee.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58All right, I'll go and get a round in, then.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Oh, no, don't be daft. It's my round.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Right, I'm coming to the toilet as well.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03No' with me, you're no'!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18So what do you make of Galatasaray then, eh?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Who?- Galatasaray.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22- Erm...- Oh, right.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24You don't follow the football, don't you not?
0:12:24 > 0:12:27No. How, who is he?
0:12:27 > 0:12:30No, THEY. They're a team. They've beaten...
0:12:31 > 0:12:33It doesn't matter. It's nothing.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39Look, B'Elanna Torres with the...
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Who?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43The lassie with the red trainers,
0:12:43 > 0:12:45she looks like B'Elanna Torres from Voyager.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Voyager?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Star Trek: Voyager. You don't watch it?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52No, no, I don't watch Star Trek.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Is that the one with Dr Spock?
0:12:55 > 0:12:56No, that's...that's the old one.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59And it's...Mr Spock.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02- What?- Nothing.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04No, she just, she's got the same forehead
0:13:04 > 0:13:07as B'Elanna Torres from Voyager.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49MAN: 'Alan McHugh?'
0:13:56 > 0:13:58MAN: 'Kirstin McLean?'
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Ta.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33What can I get you?
0:14:33 > 0:14:34A fish supper, please.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36A couple of minutes for the fish.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37No bother.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48- INTERNAL VOICE - 'Who's this guy? Who's this guy?
0:14:48 > 0:14:50'We've got a new kid in town.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53'Hey, stranger, this town ain't big enough for both of us.'
0:14:53 > 0:14:55FEMALE VOICE: 'I don't know, I like him, he's cute!'
0:14:55 > 0:14:59'You shut your mouth! Who is he? What does he want?
0:14:59 > 0:15:02'He's got to be running from some kind of trouble.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04'Well, we don't want no trouble here.'
0:15:04 > 0:15:06'I don't know, I like him, he's kinda cute.'
0:15:06 > 0:15:07'You shut your mouth!'
0:15:09 > 0:15:12'What's he doing? Why is he scratching?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14'What's wrong with him?!'
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- THIRD VOICE:- 'He's got fever! He's got fever! He'll kill us all!'
0:15:18 > 0:15:19'We've got to get rid of him!'
0:15:19 > 0:15:22'We've got to throw him down the pit with the others.'
0:15:22 > 0:15:24- FOURTH VOICE:- 'What, like what you did with Reno?'
0:15:24 > 0:15:26'You shut your mouth! Reno had fever!'
0:15:26 > 0:15:29'He looked all right to me!'
0:15:29 > 0:15:30'He had fever!'
0:15:30 > 0:15:32'Maybe you got fever too!'
0:15:32 > 0:15:33'We got to burn him, burn him!'
0:15:33 > 0:15:35'I don't know, I like him, he's kinda cute.'
0:15:35 > 0:15:37'You shut your mouth!'
0:15:37 > 0:15:38There's your supper, pal.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43'Where, where is he going? Where is he going?
0:15:43 > 0:15:44'He's leaving! He's leaving!
0:15:44 > 0:15:47'We can't let him leave! We can't let him leave!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49'He'll tell the others about us!
0:15:49 > 0:15:52'They'll come, they'll destroy our way of life.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55'Our way of life that we've developed over centuries
0:15:55 > 0:15:57'will be wiped out overnight!
0:15:57 > 0:15:58'We can't let him leave!
0:15:58 > 0:16:01'He's getting away! He's escaping!
0:16:01 > 0:16:03'The prisoner is escaping!
0:16:03 > 0:16:06'Get the dogs, somebody get the dogs! He's escaping!'
0:16:10 > 0:16:12'He's got fever!'
0:16:13 > 0:16:15'But he's kinda cute.'
0:16:17 > 0:16:19JOLLY MUSIC
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Do you mind? This is...this isn't a sketch.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27This is my private and personal...
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Oh, fff..!
0:16:35 > 0:16:37MELANCHOLY MUSIC
0:16:40 > 0:16:42TRIUMPHANT MUSIC
0:16:47 > 0:16:49PARKA WHOOSHES
0:17:01 > 0:17:04'Look, it's Jimmy Aitken from number 24.'
0:17:04 > 0:17:07HE GRIMACES RASPBERRY SOUND
0:17:07 > 0:17:09'And him that won't let you on the bus.'
0:17:09 > 0:17:12HE GRIMACES RASPBERRY SOUND
0:17:12 > 0:17:14'And your old schoolteacher, Miss Davidson,
0:17:14 > 0:17:16'who stood by and did nothing.'
0:17:16 > 0:17:19HE GRIMACES RASPBERRY SOUND
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- And Mrs Black. - HE GRIMACES RASPBERRY SOUND
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- And Mrs Jackson. - HE GRIMACES RASPBERRY SOUND
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- And Mrs Bannatyne. - HE GRIMACES RASPBERRY SOUND
0:17:25 > 0:17:27HE BLOWS RASPBERRIES
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Mum, Mum! It's the windy man again!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- So what do we do?- Phone the police!
0:17:32 > 0:17:35HE BLOWS RASPBERRIES
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- Des is some laugh, eh?- Aye!
0:17:51 > 0:17:54THEY SIGH
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Oh, come on, what is it? What is it you say again?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Hi, I've come for a swim.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Of course you came here for a swim! It's a swimming pool! Eh...
0:18:09 > 0:18:10Hi, can I use your pool?
0:18:10 > 0:18:12"No, you can't use the pool! You're barred!"
0:18:12 > 0:18:14What do you think they're going to say?!
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Let us use your pool, ya cow!
0:18:17 > 0:18:19No, no, no, no, no, no!
0:18:22 > 0:18:26- HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY - Three guesses what these are for, eh?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35MELANCHOLY MUSIC
0:18:45 > 0:18:47CAMERA CLICKS
0:18:53 > 0:18:55CAMERA CLICKS
0:19:00 > 0:19:03CAMERA CLICKS
0:19:04 > 0:19:06HE SCREAMS
0:19:14 > 0:19:16CAMERA CLICKS
0:19:19 > 0:19:21CAMERA CLICKS
0:19:26 > 0:19:29DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS
0:19:33 > 0:19:35CAMERA CLICKS
0:19:37 > 0:19:39HE SCREAMS
0:19:39 > 0:19:41CAMERA CLICKS
0:19:41 > 0:19:42CAMERA CLICKS
0:19:42 > 0:19:44CAMERA CLICKS
0:19:45 > 0:19:48DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:20:14 > 0:20:16CAMERA CLICKS
0:20:18 > 0:20:19YAY!
0:20:21 > 0:20:24JOLLY MUSIC
0:20:38 > 0:20:40HE SCREAMS
0:20:42 > 0:20:44As you know, Stephanie's had a stroke.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47I'm only surprised it never happened sooner.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Well, I don't plan on going the same way.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51You're out.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54HYPNOTIC WHIRRING
0:21:13 > 0:21:15SINISTER MUSIC
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Are you needing your bins emptied?
0:21:44 > 0:21:48PUPPETS RATTLE THEY GRUNT
0:22:04 > 0:22:06SLAPSTICK SOUND EFFECT
0:22:24 > 0:22:27THEY SIGH
0:22:46 > 0:22:48HE LAUGHS
0:22:59 > 0:23:01You'd be better at it than me.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Oh, hiya! How are you, how are you...? No, no, no, no!
0:23:13 > 0:23:15All right, my man? Fancy seeing you here!
0:23:15 > 0:23:17No, no, come on! For God's sake! It's your dad.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34- HE LAUGHS MANICALLY - Where is he?! Where is he?!
0:23:43 > 0:23:46- CAMERA CLICKS - YAY!!
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- CAMERA CLICKS - YAY!!
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- CAMERA CLICKS - YAY!!
0:23:55 > 0:23:57SAD SOUND EFFECT
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Thanks for coming out, I know it was a bit short notice.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- No bother. - I just needed to get out the house.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04- How, is everything all right? - No, not really.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06We're going through a bit of a bad patch,
0:24:06 > 0:24:09and something happened, and...eh...
0:24:09 > 0:24:11And what?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Well, it's a bit personal.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14No, no, no, no.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17No, I want to talk about it. It's just...
0:24:17 > 0:24:18I'll tell you later.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21How, what's up with now?
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Well, I'd rather wait until we're a wee bit more, you know...private.
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Private?
0:24:28 > 0:24:31JOLLY MUSIC
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Oh, for God's sake! This isn't a sketch!
0:24:33 > 0:24:36I'm out, I'm having a drink! Am I not allowed to just have a...?
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Right, just wait until they've went, right?
0:24:39 > 0:24:43JOLLY MUSIC CONTINUES
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Aye, tell us later.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41TASER ZAPS
0:25:43 > 0:25:44Forget it.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49All right...this is quite embarrassing.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52This was supposed to be a sketch, a wee 30 second sketch,
0:25:52 > 0:25:55but I wasn't able to write it. I didn't have the time.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Something came up, a family thing.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00I don't want to talk about it, but I'm sure you understand.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03So please take the remaining few moments
0:26:03 > 0:26:05to imagine something funny happening here. Thank you.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14GAME BEEPS
0:26:16 > 0:26:18EXPLOSION IN GAME
0:26:20 > 0:26:23INSPIRING MUSIC PLAYS
0:26:23 > 0:26:25MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:26:30 > 0:26:31MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:27:02 > 0:27:04MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:27:27 > 0:27:29JOLLY MUSIC
0:27:53 > 0:27:56- TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS - Des!
0:27:56 > 0:27:59THEY WEEP
0:28:09 > 0:28:11GAME BEEPS
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Well, folks, that's the end of the...
0:28:43 > 0:28:45EXPLOSION IN GAME
0:28:45 > 0:28:47Well, folks, that's the end of the show. Thanks for wa...