0:00:06 > 0:00:08Where's he gone, man? Eight?
0:00:08 > 0:00:10What if he's fallen in the canal?
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Well, if he has, then he's dead.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14- The app don't even work. - Your app don't work.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18Have you lot seen Eight? It's a bit further down here.
0:00:18 > 0:00:19Nah, he's lost again.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- PHONE:- Turn left. - No, it's this way.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24- The app is on, but we still can't find him.- Turn left.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28In five metres, turn left.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Eight!
0:00:35 > 0:00:36I thought you said you loved nature.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38I do love nature.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41When it's on television and David Attenborough's presenting.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42I hate nature in real life.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44It smells like shit around here.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Plants and...plants and that.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48It's so long.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I think I swallowed a mosquito.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Yeah? You all right? - Yeah. Where is he, man?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55He's got to be here somewhere.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57- Turn left.- Well he's not going to be far, is he?
0:00:57 > 0:00:58He never leaves Small Heath, cos...
0:00:58 > 0:01:00BOTH: I can only poo in my own house.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01You have reached your destination.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04He's an odd fellow. That's what Miss Peters used to say at school.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06"You're an odd fellow, Arslan."
0:01:15 > 0:01:16You don't want to go in there.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Don't!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Where have you been?- You know him?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Yes, we know him. He belongs to us, yeah.- This is our shed!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30This? You bring it from home, did you?
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- He kicked us out.- Life's full of disappointments, innit?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Yeah. Well, move on, then. Move.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41What's McFly staring at, there? What are you going to do,
0:01:41 > 0:01:43burn a man with your hair straighteners? Go away.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45What are you doing in here, Bear Grylls?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47You're not drinking your own piss again, are you?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- My grandad's dying.- What?!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58From cancer.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Oh, that's so sad, man.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Gutted for you.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Do you know what stage it is?
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- Yeah?- Seven.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11I think there's only four stages, mate.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Yeah, mate. It's cancer, not Tetris.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16You've gone about three extra stages...
0:02:16 > 0:02:17..stages, there.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Oh, stage seven, oh, shit.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Yeah. Stage seven.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25That's sad, man.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Wait, wait.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Please tell me it's your grandad in Pakistan and not Dadha Hussein.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33It's Dadha Hussein.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Oh, man, he was the best one.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Nobody would have cared if it was your grandad in Pakistan, he...
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Remember when he used to throw bricks at our shins in the summer holidays?
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Proper hurting.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Yeah. He used to play a lot of cricket, innit, so...
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- he's got a good aim. - Remember what he used to call me?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53BOTH: Africa!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55That's fully racist, innit?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Can't call someone a whole continent cos of their skin colour, innit...
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Proper knobhead, your Pakistan grandad.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Proper wish he had cancer.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Instead of Dadha Hussein, like,
0:03:06 > 0:03:08if there was a choice in who the cancer fairy visited.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Cancer fairy, yeah? Hm?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- I'm sorry.- Well, it is Dadha Hussein, the grandad that I love.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17And he's not going to be with us in four weeks.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Listen, hey. Hey.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Don't cry, man.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Anyway, he...
0:03:24 > 0:03:26..he said he wants to see you two, innit, cos he needs some help
0:03:26 > 0:03:29with summat, so come round the house later.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36It's not helping him wash, is it? Cos I'm not comfortable with that.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38No, it's not helping him wash.
0:03:38 > 0:03:43Actually, it might be that, I don't know, but just come, innit?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Also, yeah, I just want to put this out there,
0:03:47 > 0:03:49I'm not doing a euthanasia on him, man.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50I don't want to do a euthanasia on anybody.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Strictly speaking, shouldn't it be called euthanasian?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00I was just trying to lighten the mood.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Euthanasian?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- Did it work the first time?- Sorry.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12EIGHT SNIFFS
0:04:17 > 0:04:19DOOR CREAKS
0:04:33 > 0:04:39THEY WHISPER
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Ah!- Ah! Bloody hell.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Look at you.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Here you are, my good boy.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Yeah, Dadha, I'm here.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Not you.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58I was talking to Mobeen.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Oh, right, yeah.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02You know,
0:05:02 > 0:05:04you've always been the grandson I never had.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11How are you, Dadha, are you OK?
0:05:11 > 0:05:12I have been better, but...
0:05:13 > 0:05:16..this life is very brief, you know.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Yeah.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18And it's a test from Allah.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23I'm not worried any more.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25You're so brave, really.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28No.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29I'm shitting my chuddies.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Nobody wants to be bloody dying.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Come closer, I want to tell you a story.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41When I was 17 and living in Pakistan, me and my mother,
0:05:41 > 0:05:44we would have this conversation every day.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48"You need to get married."
0:05:48 > 0:05:49"I don't want to get married."
0:05:49 > 0:05:51"You need to get married."
0:05:51 > 0:05:52"I don't want to get married."
0:05:52 > 0:05:54"You need to get married."
0:05:54 > 0:05:55"I don't want to get married."
0:05:55 > 0:05:58"You need to get married." "I don't want to get married."
0:05:58 > 0:06:00"You need to get married." I don't want to get married.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02"You need to get married."
0:06:02 > 0:06:03"I don't want to get married."
0:06:06 > 0:06:07"You need to get married."
0:06:07 > 0:06:09"I don't want to get married." "You need to get married."
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- "I don't want to get married." - OK, Dada, that's enough of that.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14You didn't want to get married, it's all right.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Wait, but... Did you get married, then, Dadha?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
0:06:18 > 0:06:20So then I got married.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23So you got married just to shut your mum up?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26No, but he married my daadi and they lived happily ever after.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30You proper hated his daadi, innit?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34It's like you lot hate the Conservatives.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35That's deep.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I was trapped, but then I got a chance
0:06:37 > 0:06:39to come to the United Kingdoms
0:06:39 > 0:06:41and to escape from the mental prison that I was in.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Najia didn't get a visa.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46It was the 1970s.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50I knew immediately this was a place of opportunity.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52A place of opportunity
0:06:52 > 0:06:55where skinheads would put dog shit through your letterbox.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Make Britain great again, eh?
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Good times, they were. Good times.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02So I opened the first video shop in the neighbourhood.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03I made a fortune.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05You were like the Small Heath Steve Jobs, weren't you?
0:07:05 > 0:07:06He got cancer as well,
0:07:06 > 0:07:08so that's like, another thing you got in common.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
0:07:12 > 0:07:15The shop got so busy that people would come and say to me,
0:07:15 > 0:07:17"You need help in the shop."
0:07:17 > 0:07:19"I don't need help in the shop."
0:07:19 > 0:07:20"You need help in the shop."
0:07:20 > 0:07:22"I don't need help in the shop."
0:07:22 > 0:07:23"You need help in the shop."
0:07:23 > 0:07:25"I don't need help in the shop."
0:07:25 > 0:07:26"You need help in the shop."
0:07:26 > 0:07:28"I don't need help in the shop."
0:07:28 > 0:07:29"You need help in the shop."
0:07:29 > 0:07:30"I don't need help in the shop."
0:07:30 > 0:07:31You didn't need help in the shop.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34No, but then, did you get help in the shop, then?
0:07:34 > 0:07:35HE SHOUTS IN OWN LANGUAGE
0:07:36 > 0:07:40So then I got an assistant, and,
0:07:40 > 0:07:42to cut a long story short...
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Please do.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45..we fell in love.
0:07:45 > 0:07:52And we got married and we have been man and wife ever since.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54What?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56So, you got with two wives?
0:07:58 > 0:08:04OG, triple OG, getting it in, Dadha! Ta, ta!
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Wild!
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Then, things got complicated when Najia came over here.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Yeah.- It was very, very hard.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Mm!
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Sorry.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Hard, though, innit?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I could have done things better,
0:08:19 > 0:08:22but I'm dying, now.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24I need your help, Mobeen.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Najia won't let me see my Jamila.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- What?- Najia has gone too far.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32She's locked all the doors and she's started scaring me.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34I love my daadi, she would never do that.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
0:08:37 > 0:08:40You know, the other day, I tried to get out of bed.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42And she said, "You can't get out of the bed!"
0:08:42 > 0:08:43"I want to get out of bed."
0:08:43 > 0:08:46"You can't get out of the bed!" "I want to get out of the bed."
0:08:46 > 0:08:48"You can't get out of the bed." "I want to get out of the bed."
0:08:48 > 0:08:49She attacked me with a stick.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51And then she threatened to cut off my cucumber.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52THEY GASP
0:08:52 > 0:08:54THUMP FROM DOWNSTAIRS
0:08:54 > 0:08:55That's her down there.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58She's nailing the window shut with the same hammer
0:08:58 > 0:09:00that she'll come and kill us all with in a minute.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02I think you're getting carried away.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03HE SHOUTS IN OWN LANGUAGE
0:09:03 > 0:09:05If the cancer doesn't kill me,
0:09:05 > 0:09:08the crazy madwoman with the stick will kill me.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11I need to see my Jamila at the video shop.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Please promise me you'll help me.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Mobeen, promise me you'll help me!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17HE SOBS
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Help.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26OK, shall we go?
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Shh.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49DISCORDANT VIOLIN STRINGS
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Oh!
0:09:50 > 0:09:51PHONE RINGS
0:09:51 > 0:09:53That's her. That's the psycho.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Daadi?- Have you been mis-sold a PPI?
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Oh, it's you, man. Yeah, how's it going?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- Shh!- How did that door slam?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07I had to open a window, it smelled like someone was dying in there.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Sorry.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11GLASS BREAKS
0:10:18 > 0:10:20What's the worst that could happen if Daadi catches us, anyways?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- She'll chop your cucumbers off. - I need my cucumber!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Why does everyone keep talking about salad?
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Be careful! She'll chop it to a nub if she catches you.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Bloody hell. It's OK, lads.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58I think she's gone out.
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Come on.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Oh, God, no! Come on!
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Run!- Ah!- Daadi!- Run!
0:11:05 > 0:11:06Oh, my gosh!
0:11:06 > 0:11:07DOOR SLAMS
0:11:07 > 0:11:09MUSIC: Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio
0:11:12 > 0:11:15# As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
0:11:15 > 0:11:18# I take a look at my life and realise there's nothin' left
0:11:18 > 0:11:20# Cos I've been blastin' and laughin' so long... #
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Ah, my little gold mine.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26The old business. So many happy times.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Me and my Jamila.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32She was a very naughty girl.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34You know, she was very hot...
0:11:34 > 0:11:36OK, Bigamy Smalls, can you just get this door open?
0:11:36 > 0:11:39It's cold out here. HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
0:11:42 > 0:11:44PHONE RINGS
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Is that the PPI man again? Gimme that.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Tell him not to call me any more.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50I will.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Yes. We don't need no PPI claims, thank you very much, yeah.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Why don't you stop calling, and while you're at it,
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- gently insert your phone up your anus.- Mobeen.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Sorry, Eight's daadi.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I wasn't talking to you.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Yeah, I know we left with him this morning and that,
0:12:06 > 0:12:07but we haven't seen him since.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09I said to him, "Unless you become the Terminator
0:12:09 > 0:12:12"and go back to the future and rewind that tape,
0:12:12 > 0:12:14"you're going to have to pay 50p."
0:12:14 > 0:12:15THEY LAUGH
0:12:15 > 0:12:16- He knows that, though.- Yeah,
0:12:16 > 0:12:19it does sound a bit like him, that, yeah.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Look, Daadi, man, he made us promise that we wouldn't tell you what's going on.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Marrying Jamila was the happiest day of my life.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Is he still going on about Jamila?
0:12:26 > 0:12:27You know about Jamila?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Of course I know about her.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30But she's been gone sometime now.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32What do you mean, gone?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34She disappeared ten years ago.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37So what happened, then?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Nobody was ever really sure.
0:12:39 > 0:12:44They went away together and she never came back.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Oh, shit. Sorry, not shit.
0:12:46 > 0:12:52Yesterday, he spent one hour telling me that he wanted Judge Rinder
0:12:52 > 0:12:54to witness the signing of his will.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56He's not a well man.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Just leave it with me, yeah?
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Sorry, Daadi.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04Maybe you just learn some Hindi, learn to dance around a tree,
0:13:04 > 0:13:07butt shakes, move around a bit and before you know it,
0:13:07 > 0:13:09you could a big Bollywood star, you know.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12You all right, boys, yeah?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Yeah.- They won't bother you again. - Thanks, man.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- You all right?- Yeah, I'm all right, man, I'm all right.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20So, Dadha...
0:13:22 > 0:13:25You've been in touch with Jamila, yeah?
0:13:25 > 0:13:26What?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Yeah, the love of your life.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29She on her way?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31All in good time, Mobeen.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Where does she live? Is she local, or what?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36So many questions from my favourite grandson.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38I'm your grandson.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Seriously, where is Jamila?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Listen, guys, I need to tell you a story.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Oh, bloody hell.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Look, I've got to go for a haircut next Tuesday,
0:13:47 > 0:13:48can we get a move on, please?
0:13:48 > 0:13:49It's about Jamila.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Go on.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Jamila is...gone.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58She...disappeared,
0:13:58 > 0:14:00ten years ago.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Why are we here, then?
0:14:05 > 0:14:06CREEPY MUSIC
0:14:06 > 0:14:09There's something here I need to deal with.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Something I need to dispose of before I die.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16I've not told anyone about this.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17You mustn't judge me.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21I told you, man. I told you, man.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23He's a Jamila killer. I told you.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27I fell down these stairs when I was six years old.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Proper banged my head.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Yeah. No shit.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40In there.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Please remember,
0:14:54 > 0:14:56all men make decisions they regret at some point in their life.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07I know this is shocking, but...
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Porn!
0:15:14 > 0:15:15Yes, thank you!
0:15:17 > 0:15:19This is nothing to celebrate, guys.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21It is when we thought your dead ex-wife was in there, mate.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Bloody hell.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Misadventures In Megaboob Manor. Dadha, what is this?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27I had no choice.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30With two families, I had to make ends meet.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32You were making ends meet all right.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Wait, so you sold this stuff?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Most of the money I made was from the under the counter titles.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Dadha, you're a pervert.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41And I like it.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44You know, it was a perfect system.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46But if your daadi or someone else found out,
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- it would have brought great shame on our family.- Shame, yeah.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54So you're saying you never consumed any of this yourself?
0:15:54 > 0:15:56No. Never.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00I may have seen Ferris Boner's Day Off once or twice,
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- you know, just for the research purposes.- I knew it!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Hold on a minute, hold on a minute, seriously.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08This is all well and good, but where's Jamila?
0:16:08 > 0:16:09CREEPY MUSIC
0:16:10 > 0:16:12I killed her.
0:16:12 > 0:16:17HE LAUGHS MANICALLY
0:16:17 > 0:16:18I'm just kidding, come on.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Ha-ha. It's a funny joke.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Really funny joke, Dadha.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Jamila, she went off with a younger man.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Our marriage had run its course.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30I thought you said she was the love of your life?
0:16:30 > 0:16:31I had to tell you something.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35I mean, would you have smuggled out a dying man from his house
0:16:35 > 0:16:36just to dispose of this?
0:16:38 > 0:16:40- I mean, probably, yeah. - I would have, yeah.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41We got time on our hands.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- OK, all right. - Does this mean you do love Daadi?
0:16:46 > 0:16:47No.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51She's not a psycho, but she's still after her inheritance.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Oh, right.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Have you decided what you're going to do
0:16:54 > 0:16:56with the rest of the inheritance?
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Yeah, I do have something in mind.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01- Yeah?- Something that's quite close my heart.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Yeah?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Netball in ladies' prisons.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Blud, blud!
0:17:12 > 0:17:13What's that?
0:17:13 > 0:17:17It's a charity that provides netball equipment for lady prisoners.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Can we just get on with the job we came here to do
0:17:21 > 0:17:22and get rid of this porn?
0:17:22 > 0:17:23Nah, nah, real talk, yeah,
0:17:23 > 0:17:26this is immoral, misogynistic, and most importantly,
0:17:26 > 0:17:29on a format we can't use anyway, so, let's dash, innit?
0:17:36 > 0:17:38This just seems so wrong.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40- What, porn, yeah? - No, getting rid of it.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42A lot of very professional people
0:17:42 > 0:17:44worked hard to bring us this material.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45They work very hard, innit?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Let's just get rid of it, huh?
0:17:49 > 0:17:52CREAKING
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Did you hear that?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00CREAKING CONTINUES
0:18:00 > 0:18:02TAPPING
0:18:20 > 0:18:23It's nothing, man. Thought I heard something, but...
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Argh!
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Daadi?
0:18:28 > 0:18:30What are you doing with all this filth?
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Yes!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36What are you doing with this filth!
0:18:36 > 0:18:38What? No...
0:18:38 > 0:18:41All I wanted to do was come here one last time,
0:18:41 > 0:18:43and you violate my life's work with this?
0:18:43 > 0:18:48My own grandson bringing this filthy muck into Hussein Videos.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50You are not my favourite grandson.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52You're not even my favourite pervert!
0:18:53 > 0:18:54THEY SNIGGER
0:18:54 > 0:18:55EIGHT SOBS
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Oh.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14And that's why Judge Rinder is a genius.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16He's all right.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18EIGHT SOBS
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Dadha, remember what we were talking about earlier?
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Eight took the blame for you. He got battered for you.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Is there something you'd like to say to him?
0:19:30 > 0:19:31Yeah, there is.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Why don't you stand up for yourself?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38What?
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Don't worry, he's going to die soon anyways.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42What?
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Sorry, just trying to lighten the mood.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48What happened to those boxes, in the end?
0:19:48 > 0:19:50I don't know. Eight dumped them somewhere.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59What is it?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03They're broken.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07I know what this is. It's old school porn.
0:20:07 > 0:20:08ALL: Yes!
0:20:08 > 0:20:09# Oh
0:20:10 > 0:20:12# No time to rest
0:20:14 > 0:20:16# Just do your best
0:20:16 > 0:20:18# Oh
0:20:18 > 0:20:20# What you hear is not a test
0:20:22 > 0:20:23# We're only here to make you
0:20:23 > 0:20:25# We're only here to make you
0:20:25 > 0:20:27# We're only here to make you
0:20:27 > 0:20:29# We're only here to make you
0:20:29 > 0:20:30# Go
0:20:30 > 0:20:31# Gotta go, gotta make it in time
0:20:31 > 0:20:33# Brightest star gonna be the guide
0:20:33 > 0:20:35# Gotta get you to the other side
0:20:35 > 0:20:37# To where the butterflies and where the peach reside. #