0:00:02 > 0:00:05# We spend all our time lying side by side
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Going nowhere It's really something
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Getting busy, doing nothing
0:00:11 > 0:00:16# We spend all our time running for our lives
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Going nowhere It's really something
0:00:18 > 0:00:22# Getting busy, doing nothing
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# Getting busy, doing nothing. #
0:00:25 > 0:00:27I've proposed before.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31The first time was to my cousin when we were seven.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34He declined because I smelt of wet tennis balls.
0:00:34 > 0:00:39Then to Gemma, but just to be clear,
0:00:39 > 0:00:42I loved her a lot, lot less when I asked her.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Sorry, you do realise I'm standing right here when you say that?
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Totally lame.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Girls, what did you think?
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- Er, could do better.- I liked it.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- If I'm being honest, everything you're saying sounds a bit...- Lame?
0:00:55 > 0:00:59When I proposed to you when we got married, was that lame?
0:00:59 > 0:01:01No.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Right, I'm out of here.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Oh, no, no, Alfie, hang on!
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Wait, wait, wait, wait! Look, please. Remember Operation Badger Removal.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12We've got to get Jason out of here, it's like we're married again.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15We've got to get Inca to say yes to his proposal.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Do you want to listen to him singing Angels every morning for the rest of your life?!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21IMITATES JASON
0:01:21 > 0:01:23# When I'm lyin' in my bed
0:01:23 > 0:01:25# Thoughts running through my head
0:01:25 > 0:01:26# And I feel like love is dead
0:01:26 > 0:01:30# I'm lovin' angels instead
0:01:33 > 0:01:37# And through it all... #
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Fine!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- Have a go on me. - I'm not proposing to you.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Oh, well, tough, because I'm sick of saying no to you.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Fine.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51IMITATES INCA
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Yason, you want to be speaking to me?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Oh, that is eerie.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56OK.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Inca, I like you.- You like me?! Oh, well, big bloody deal!
0:02:01 > 0:02:05You like eating the sausages made from the hooves and the lips!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- Oh, forget it.- Oh, Alfie, stop it.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Is that legal? Aren't you related or something?
0:02:09 > 0:02:10- Well, not by blood.- Oh, hang on!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13You've got the gift of the gab. How would you propose to a woman?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16I don't know, I haven't given it much thought.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Oh, come on, laughing boy. Give us what you've got.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Oh, Jason, he doesn't have to. I mean, you really don't have to.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23- GIRLS:- Come on, Billy! Please. - Yeah, come on, please.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25OK. Probably something like...
0:02:28 > 0:02:32You come to love not by finding the perfect person,
0:02:32 > 0:02:37but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39You are my imperfect person,
0:02:41 > 0:02:42and I see you...
0:02:44 > 0:02:45..perfectly.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52I do.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53That was so wet, man.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57- Right, I'm taking the van, helping Billy move.- All right, see ya.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Billy, hang on. Where are you off to?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02What are you doing?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Billy's got a new flat above the bar - it goes with the chef's job.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Billy's a chef?
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Oh, yeah, I guess he must be. Laters!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Goodbye, Billy.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17You truly are descended from kings and poets!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Ha-ha!
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Too much?
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Was he crying a bit?
0:03:25 > 0:03:29- What can I say? I leave an impression.- Yeah, a big girl's one.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- So are you actually a chef?- Yes.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Like a qualified one? - Yes, I passed exams and everything.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37What, so you could, like, cook a steak?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Yes!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Right, the operation depends on you two.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42You know what to do?
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Emotionally blackmail Inca into coming to our barbecue.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48And if she refuses to come, we bring out the big guns.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54THEY SCREAM
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Girls, don't be afeared, it is Inca, in Green Coffee body wrap.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00You look like a sea monster.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Can you come to ours for a barbecue today?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05I am thinking no. I am being vegetarian.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07BOTH: Please.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Oh, girls, don't do the sad frowns.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Your face is a map of your life.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Look at your mother's face, what a journey!
0:04:16 > 0:04:20- Will Yason be being there? - No.- Yes.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22THEY CRY
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Ah, they miss you so much.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Of course they do, I am like mother to them.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35It's OK, little ones, of course Inca will come.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41THEY CHEER AND LAUGH
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I don't know why Gemma asked you to do this.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45I mean, anyone can defrost meat.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46This is fresh.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Anyway, I am only too happy to be involved.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51I've got some hickory smoked barbecue wood chippings,
0:04:51 > 0:04:54which should help infuse the food as it cooks.
0:04:55 > 0:05:00You know, it's the cooking of the food that really matters, not the, er, the preparation.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Oh, wow!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Oh, yes, she's quite something, isn't she?
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Spanish leather. Only, I think she's fitted to my hips.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I'm proposing to Inca.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15- I could hide the ring in one of these little pouches. - That's wonderful news.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19I proposed to Selina in Montana.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21We were on an authentic cattle ranch vacation.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Oh, she was on a high, having just lassoed a frisky bullock.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Have you, have you heard from her,
0:05:27 > 0:05:29since we made the drunken booty message call?
0:05:29 > 0:05:34I don't think she liked it when I said that her bum looked big in a certain light.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Jason,
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I'm having doubts about Gemma.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Is it her elbows?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- Because they used to really creep me out.- What? No.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47- Is it because she looks like an angry squirrel when she sleeps? - We haven't got that far.- Oh.
0:05:47 > 0:05:52No, it's just that I'm not sure I'm fully over Selina and it's not fair on Gemma to...
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Mini-break!- What? - Take Gemma on a mini-break. Spend some time together.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00I wasn't sure about Inca until we cruised the Norfolk Broads
0:06:00 > 0:06:02and I saw her in a bikini.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Nothing wrong with her elbows.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07HE SNIGGERS
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Wow! Why are you all in costume?
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Flynn said it was fancy dress. - Oh, well it's not.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24- Flynn!- All right, mate? Where's your magic carpet?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Left it at home? Sensible move.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Wouldn't want to drink and fly!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30I don't drink.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Nice threads by the way. You're the bouncer, right?
0:06:34 > 0:06:38A lot of people say I've got the build to do that.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40THEY LAUGH
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Let me give you a hand with the, er...
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Thank you.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Ooh, it's not light ale, is it? Here we go.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51You've got time to go home and change, you know.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Why? I've got the body to rock this look.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Not if you eat all that, you haven't.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58I'm going to dip the strawberries in the chocolate.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00I dipped a bit of Nero in chocolate last night.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Used him like a human fondue.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04You're insatiable.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Says she with two men on the go. - I haven't got two men on the go.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Er, Tom and Billy.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Two men on the go.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Oh, God! I have got two men on the go.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Ah, all moved, are we?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Yep. Just popped back to give you these and say thank you.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Oh.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Oh, I say.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30That is a blockbuster of a wine, thanks.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34You know, I'm going to miss our man moments.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Well, you know where I'll be, and your first meal is on the house.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41To think all this time I've had a professional chef under my roof.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45If I'd known, we could have spent our evenings devouring Rick Stein and Nigel Slater.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Oh, well, I'm sorry to have missed that.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51I'm just booking a mini-break for Gemma and I.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- I'm going to surprise her.- Wow.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57- A yurt in the Lake District. - A yurt?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00A portable bent wood frame dwelling structure,
0:08:00 > 0:08:03traditionally inhabited by Turkic nomads.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05So, like a big tent.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09You don't think it'll scare her off?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12She is easily scared off, you know, skittish.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13What do you think?
0:08:13 > 0:08:18I think...if you truly like her and she truly likes you,
0:08:18 > 0:08:20it doesn't matter where you are.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23A yurt it is.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Beer?
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Lemonade.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Your wish is my command, O Master.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33JASON CHUCKLES
0:08:34 > 0:08:39Ooh, I bet you must feel like a right plonker dressed like that!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41No.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44So, are you going to let me rub your lamp?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Sorry, that didn't quite sound right.
0:08:53 > 0:08:58Right. Well, that barbecue isn't going to light itself.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Do not fear, Alfie is here! Right, I'll light it for you.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Back off, I'm in charge of making fire.- All right.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Good. All the equipment here, just need the, um...
0:09:09 > 0:09:14Oh! Ha-ha! Stand and deliver! Your sausage or your life!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Yeah, yeah.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18You know, I do it old school, Nemo.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23- Nero.- I don't hold with these gas barbecues, Nemo. They're for girls.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Right. Lucky mitt.
0:09:27 > 0:09:32OK, stand back, guys, we don't want any singed moustaches,
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- do we, Fran? - JASON LAUGHS
0:09:35 > 0:09:41Did you see what I just did then, about the moustache thing?
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Implying that Fran's got a...
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Sorry, I didn't mean to...
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Oh! Oh! Argh! Oh!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51These are my favourite Chinos!
0:09:51 > 0:09:53ALFIE LAUGHS
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Oh, bloody hells bells!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Hello? The latch was on the snib.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Oh, Tom, Poppy,
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Billy.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Lovely to see you...all.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09You have chocolate all over your face.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- And all over your kitchen. - Yes, I like to get mucky.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15A tidy house indicates a tidy mind. So your mind must be very mucky.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Poppy's studying Freud. - The father of psychoanalysis.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- Oh, clever old Poppy. - I also understand sarcasm.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Right, I'll head out and find your daughters.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Come on, Billy.- Oh. Bye.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Nice lad, very mature, beyond his years, wouldn't you say?
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Yes, Tom, I'm glad I've got you alone for a moment.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40I just wanted to say about the, um, our... Well, you and me,
0:10:40 > 0:10:41er, whatever it is.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45It's just that, I'm not sure that whatever it is, is, is working.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- Yurt!- What?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Yurt. It's a portable bent wood framed dwelling structure.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Yes, I know what it is, I just wondered why you shouted it.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57You and me in a yurt, in the Lake District.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01- It's five star.- Oh, right. Well, that sounds lovely, but um...
0:11:01 > 0:11:04I-I know you think we're better off as friends
0:11:04 > 0:11:07and, to be honest, Gemma, I'm having doubts, too.
0:11:07 > 0:11:12- Oh, right.- Look, I'm the kind of man who brings hygienic gloves to a barbecue to handle raw meat,
0:11:12 > 0:11:17and you're a woman who I doubt bleached the surface before buttering those rolls.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Well, no... - But maybe there is something,
0:11:20 > 0:11:27and perhaps if we got away from all the distractions of kids and exes,
0:11:27 > 0:11:28and unsterilised surfaces.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Yeah, I'm not... - I know what you're going to say.
0:11:31 > 0:11:37- Jason's already agreed to have the twins.- Yeah, that's not actually what I was going...- It's booked.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42It's up to you if you want to join me.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46No pressure.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Just think about it.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Great.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Let me at that barbecue!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Five minutes and you're off.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Yurt.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15- Sorry?- Yeah, that's what I said.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Tom's asked me to go away with him,
0:12:17 > 0:12:20to a five-star yurt in the Lake District.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Blimey! Posh. Horny old Tom.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24SHE CHUCKLES
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Wow, hot tub!
0:12:25 > 0:12:29- I was trying to end it with him. - Don't end it! There are spa treatments.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Billy's hardly going to whisk you off to a five star...
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Oh, God! There's a butler!
0:12:35 > 0:12:40You're not the sort of woman to have an affair with a younger man.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42I am! I can be wild.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- Really?- Yeah, I can be dangerous.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47- I've kissed a woman. - Please! We've all done that.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Now if you'd made LOVE to a woman...
0:12:54 > 0:12:55You've...?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- All right, Billy?- All right?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Alfie's going for a record.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Is he in with a chance?
0:13:05 > 0:13:0749, 48, 47...
0:13:07 > 0:13:13Guinness World Record for continuous bouncing on a trampoline was 53 days of jumping between six people.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15So, no, then.
0:13:19 > 0:13:24Hey, er, do you grant wishes? Because I could do with one.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28- I don't think you need wishes to make your dreams come true.- I think I do.
0:13:29 > 0:13:35There are three wishes a genie, or a jinn, as it was known in Arabian and Muslim mythology, cannot grant -
0:13:35 > 0:13:38bringing someone back to life,
0:13:38 > 0:13:40making someone die,
0:13:40 > 0:13:43or making someone fall in love with you.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Wow! You've done your character research.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Aladdin is a very good film.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56It's a shame about the wish thing, though.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Would you really want to make someone fall in love with you?
0:13:59 > 0:14:03Isn't it better to have them fall in love of their own accord?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08You, sir, are a very wise man.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10I am.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14But I do also happen to be going out with Gemma's best friend.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25- Here, allow me.- No, it's all right,
0:14:25 > 0:14:28the coals were damp, I've got fresh now.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Well, that'll never work.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41These two haven't let me down yet. They could set fire to an igloo.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Fluke.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14I'm a wild woman, aren't I?
0:15:14 > 0:15:18You look pretty crazy, sat there with a plate of sausages.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Tom tells me he's taking you away - that sounds kind of wild.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25W-Well, yes, um, a yurt.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Five-star camping.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Not sure if I can compete with that,
0:15:30 > 0:15:35although I do have vouchers for a buy one get one free meal at the local pizza place.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39Or we could dine at 27A the High Street.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41That's my flat.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45- Well, it has a roof garden and a chair.- Just the one?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Well, I'm saving up for the whole set.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51We could have a picnic amongst the chimney pots.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Oh, I don't really do picnics since I got stung on the, er...
0:15:55 > 0:15:56Well, never mind.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59Bottle of cava,
0:16:01 > 0:16:02some cheese and onion crisps,
0:16:02 > 0:16:05and the romantic sounds of the 142 night bus going past.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Gemma!
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Gem... Oh!
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Jason's on fire.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- What?!- Fear not, Jason!
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Argh! Argh! Fire, fire!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20No, no!
0:16:20 > 0:16:21OK...
0:16:21 > 0:16:23I'm on fire! Put me out!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Jason, I'm coming.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Lame!
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Everything's OK, I'm fine.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41The ring's fine.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- The Spanish leather got a bit singed. I'm sorry, mate.- Oh!
0:16:46 > 0:16:50- Jason, for goodness sake! - Lit the barbecue, though, didn't I? - Well, technically I...
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- It's all right, girls, it's all right.- Oh, it's all right, girls. - Ha!
0:16:55 > 0:16:59- Dad!- Just a minute, love, I want to get the burgers on.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- No, Dad, she's here. - In a minute, love.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04But, Dad, she's here.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Press play.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Oh, yeah.
0:17:43 > 0:17:48# She's like the wind through my trees... #
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Inca Dolph Adolfson, when I experience your love,
0:17:54 > 0:17:56I am speechless.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Yason, I...
0:17:58 > 0:18:01No, no, no! Please wait, I haven't finished.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Ater du gris med mig?
0:18:08 > 0:18:11What?! Will I eat pig with you?!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Alfie!
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Inca, I am your unicorn.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Grip firmly to my sturdy horn
0:18:21 > 0:18:24and I will take you on such a magical journey.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Let's picnic amongst the stars.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Marry me.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Yes, Jason. I will.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Phew.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51Woo-woo!
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Right, that's awkward. Let's eat.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09- BILLY:- Yeah.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Oh, I'm starving.
0:19:18 > 0:19:23Sorry to murder the moment but, er, I'm here to collect Poppy.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- Mummy!- Hello, darling.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Now go and get your bags. Imran's double-parked the Lexus.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Tom,
0:19:32 > 0:19:34a word.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43300, 301...
0:19:45 > 0:19:49So, I got your voicemail - very Al Pacino.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53"Shut it, sweet cheeks, your bum does look big in jeans?"
0:19:53 > 0:19:54I mean...
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Does it?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59I-I-I'm over you.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- You want to kiss me right now, don't you?- No.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09I-I'm taking Gemma to the Lake District.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- Don't tell me, a yurt. - SHE LAUGHS
0:20:12 > 0:20:15You're so predictable, Tom.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19Ah, there you are, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22You, you'd better back off, tall lady.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24I know your game. Well, you can't have him back.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27He's mine now, every solid inch of him.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32- A bit of super-friendly advice, Jenna...- Oh, it's Gemma.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Oh. Oh, is it?
0:20:34 > 0:20:39This isn't just any old camping, it's glamp yurting.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42The clientele ooze glamour.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45You might want to treat yourself to a new...wardrobe.
0:20:45 > 0:20:50Yeah, well, you might want to treat yourself to some...new things, too.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54I would much rather take someone with a warm heart who's a bit on the scruffy side,
0:20:54 > 0:20:57than a wooden-hearted designer clothes horse.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Well, you have your wish, then, don't you?
0:21:01 > 0:21:05- Yes, he does have his wish, thank you, and I have mine, too.- Aw.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Poppy!
0:21:08 > 0:21:09Tom.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- Jenna.- It's Gemma.- Gemma. - Gemma, Gemma.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- Wow, she is...- Impressive.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20I was going to say horrible.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Gemma, thank you for saying those things.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29I know you didn't really mean it in that way, but...
0:21:30 > 0:21:31..thanks.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35Thanks for being a...a friend.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42So, you can come away with me, then?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49303, 304...
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- BILLY:- Hey, is your mum around?
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Don't know, she's probably laying down. She's, er, quite old.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Right! Thanks. Won't be a minute.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Feeling a bit tired, are we?
0:22:22 > 0:22:23SHE YAWNS
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Just thought I'd catch five minutes' peace.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28You weren't hiding from me, then, no?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30No!
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Well, maybe a little bit.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37So, what's it to be, Mrs Jones?
0:22:37 > 0:22:41A yurt or a picnic under the stars?
0:22:41 > 0:22:44And I'll see if I can find a sausage roll and a second chair.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45Mum?
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Oh! Quick!
0:22:49 > 0:22:50Ssh.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- What are you doing? - Mum, can we get the ice cream out?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55She's not up here.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01They're gone.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03What am I doing, hiding from my family?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Then let's stop hiding from them.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Why do you even want me?
0:23:10 > 0:23:15I think it's because... you remind me of my mother.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24I can't.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26And don't get me wrong, I like a sausage roll.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I mean, I really like a sausage roll,
0:23:28 > 0:23:32- but it gives me terrible indigestion and...- Do scotch eggs?
0:23:32 > 0:23:35- I can make them. - Hmm, impressive.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41But I can't. It'll upset too many people.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Well, I can make them scotch eggs some other time.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48I'm just not that sort of woman.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51I don't want that sort of woman.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55I want you.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00And I want everyone to know it.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07So I'll be...waiting,
0:24:07 > 0:24:11on my blanket, with my scotch eggs.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Right, I'm going to need to get out from under this quilt,
0:24:20 > 0:24:24because I'm either going to pass out or...kiss you.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Starlit picnic. Yurt.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Scotch eggs.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06"Organic beef Wellington
0:25:06 > 0:25:09"with a selection of locally sourced vegetables." Oh, nice.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Gemma!? Gemma!
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- Alfred's arm is suspected snapped! - What?!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16- Tom's carried him out to the knob-mobile.- Oh, God!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- Tom is super-strong, like the Hunk. - The Hulk.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25I hope he will be free of the cast for the wedding!
0:25:58 > 0:26:01How's the wounded soldier?
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Yeah, they're putting his cast on. He'll be out in a minute.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06- Oh, good. Then you'd better get going.- What?
0:26:06 > 0:26:09The, er, mini-break with Tom.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11No, I can't! Alfie is...
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Alfie's 23, we'll take him home.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15- No, I can't! I'm, I'm... - A chicken?- What?
0:26:15 > 0:26:17You, a big clucking chicken.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19No, I'm not, it's just...
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Look, I've packed your wellies and some choice outfits.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25- I thought you were wild.- I-I... - Wild or mild?
0:26:26 > 0:26:29- Er, mildly wild? - I've packed protection.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Oh, I don't think it's going to rain, I... Oh.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Oh, oh, oh.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Not that sort. OK, um, oh, God! I'm not, no...
0:26:36 > 0:26:40Get out of here! Go! Faster.
0:26:40 > 0:26:45Oh, run a bit, for God's sake! Go bed that man, you wild woman!
0:26:47 > 0:26:50PMT - poncho, money, tickets.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55PHONE RINGS
0:26:55 > 0:26:57'Hi, this is Tom and Poppy's phone.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00'You know how to do this. After the beep, leave a message.'
0:27:00 > 0:27:03'Tom, it's Selina. I wanted to talk to you.'
0:27:34 > 0:27:36OK, so this is it.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40Throwing caution to the wind, turning right for Tom and the yurt.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42This is what you want.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Yeah, this is what you want, lady!
0:27:52 > 0:27:54My heart says Billy.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58I should follow my heart, go left.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Our heart knows what it wants.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08I do like a scotch egg, I do.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12Apparently I don't.
0:28:12 > 0:28:13SHE SIGHS
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Oh!
0:28:17 > 0:28:19HORNS BEEP
0:28:19 > 0:28:23Oh, yes, all right! I'm making an important decision here!
0:28:23 > 0:28:25SHE SIGHS
0:28:26 > 0:28:27Head?
0:28:28 > 0:28:30Heart?
0:28:38 > 0:28:39Head.
0:28:41 > 0:28:42Heart.
0:28:42 > 0:28:48# It had to be you... #
0:28:48 > 0:28:53# We spend all our time lying side by side
0:28:53 > 0:28:55# Going nowhere It's really something
0:28:55 > 0:28:58# Getting busy, doing nothing
0:28:58 > 0:29:03# We spend all our time running for our lives
0:29:03 > 0:29:06# Going nowhere It's really something
0:29:06 > 0:29:09# Getting busy, doing nothing
0:29:09 > 0:29:12# Getting busy, doing nothing. #