0:00:10 > 0:00:13Tonight on my Big Show,
0:00:13 > 0:00:18Geri Horner spices things up when she plays Celebrity Send To All,
0:00:18 > 0:00:22chart sensation Tinie Tempah brings the house down,
0:00:22 > 0:00:25jaw-dropping acrobatics from the Peres Brothers Group
0:00:25 > 0:00:30and who will be our unexpected star of the show?
0:00:34 > 0:00:38Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Big Show!
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Please welcome your host, Michael McIntyre.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46APPLAUSE
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Yay!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09And welcome to the Big Show!
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Let me explain to you that tonight we're going to have some big stars,
0:01:17 > 0:01:20big laughs and big surprises on this very stage.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Yes, we are.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26We will also be playing my favourite game of them all,
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Celebrity Send To All, that sounds like fun.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32And I can promise you that tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
0:01:32 > 0:01:36one person will be getting the biggest surprise of their life.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Yes.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42So this show, let me tell you, ladies and gentlemen,
0:01:42 > 0:01:47it's going out on BBC One on Saturday night television
0:01:47 > 0:01:49so my kids are going to watch it. My kids have never seen me on TV.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51They're ten and seven now,
0:01:51 > 0:01:53so they're growing up. They're both boys. They...
0:01:53 > 0:01:55They like each other and they hate each other.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57You know what it's like when you've got brothers.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00They argue a lot, they argue over everything, you know.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03It's always about "my turn." Sibling rivalry isn't it, my turn?
0:02:03 > 0:02:04"It's my turn to do this, my turn to do that."
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Some things I understand, like "It's my turn to sit in the front."
0:02:07 > 0:02:09It's a big one, "It's my turn to sit in the front."
0:02:09 > 0:02:12"He sat in the front last time, it's my turn to sit in the front!"
0:02:12 > 0:02:14I don't know, I can't keep track of it.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Why don't you just sit on the way and you on the way home?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19"No, but he did it last time, it's my turn to sit in the front!"
0:02:19 > 0:02:22I understand sitting in the front because it's more fun, isn't it?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24You're up there with Mum or Dad, you can see more clearly,
0:02:24 > 0:02:27you get the music, you're controlling the window.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Also you have the satisfaction of knowing that your brother,
0:02:29 > 0:02:33your rival, is trapped in the worst seat in the car behind you.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35But there are some things I will never understand,
0:02:35 > 0:02:39like "It's my turn to push the button in the lift."
0:02:40 > 0:02:42This is not one of the perks of life.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46There's so much more exciting things in the world,
0:02:46 > 0:02:51but my kids go mental if the other one pushes it and it's not his turn.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54"Oh, I can't believe he pushed the button, it's my turn!"
0:02:54 > 0:02:57I'm like, "Darling, this is one of the most boring things,
0:02:57 > 0:03:00"pushing up and watching it get illuminated.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02"Just let your brother do it. It's very boring."
0:03:02 > 0:03:04And they do this arguing and they get so upset
0:03:04 > 0:03:06that they don't want to stop talking
0:03:06 > 0:03:08cos they know their brother's going to chip in
0:03:08 > 0:03:10so they keep talking while they're inhaling.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12It's a skill that only children have.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15"I can't believe he pushed the button when it was my turn
0:03:15 > 0:03:17"and then he just pushed the button right in front of me
0:03:17 > 0:03:21"and it was my turn to push the button!"
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Adults are often quite pleased if somebody pushes the button for them.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27We go into a lift and sometimes there's a person, a stranger,
0:03:27 > 0:03:28in the lift and they're like,
0:03:28 > 0:03:30"Which floor, please? Sorry, which floor?"
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Oh, thank you! Oh, you're very kind.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35You're a very kind stranger. 11, I'm going to 11.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38They push 11 and I go, "Thank you! Thank you, stranger,
0:03:38 > 0:03:40"for making my life a little easier."
0:03:40 > 0:03:41It's very rare for an adult to go,
0:03:41 > 0:03:44"Hey! It's my turn to push the button. Step aside!
0:03:44 > 0:03:45"I can't believe you would push the button
0:03:45 > 0:03:48"when it's obviously my turn to push the button."
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Crossing the road is exactly the same.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54The pelican crossing thing where you push it, it says "Wait."
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Is there anything more boring than that in life? My kids go mental.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00"I can't believe it was my turn, he pushed the button yesterday
0:04:00 > 0:04:03"and the day before and I haven't pushed the button for ages."
0:04:03 > 0:04:05This is so boring! Half of adults forget.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07We're often standing at the road going, "Have you...?
0:04:07 > 0:04:09"Sorry, have you not pushed the button?"
0:04:09 > 0:04:11"I thought you pushed the button."
0:04:11 > 0:04:15"Oh, for God's sake! I'll push the button."
0:04:16 > 0:04:17But with kids!
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Oh, the drama! The drama of road crossing.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Because also you've got to teach them about the green man,
0:04:23 > 0:04:25because you can never cross on the red man
0:04:25 > 0:04:26because, you know, it's dangerous
0:04:26 > 0:04:28so you always have to wait there with your kids,
0:04:28 > 0:04:31waiting for the green man. It's the red man, don't cross on the red man.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Adults don't help of course because they walk past them.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38"But he's going." He's an idiot. Children, that man is an idiot.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Once a man in an all-green tracksuit starts walking across,
0:04:42 > 0:04:44my son was like, "Is that the green man?"
0:04:44 > 0:04:46No, that's is just... It's another idiot.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52I like it when couples who are, like, in a relationship,
0:04:52 > 0:04:54they obviously love each other, you know,
0:04:54 > 0:04:56they might be married or going out, walking along the street
0:04:56 > 0:04:58and the man will always do that thing
0:04:58 > 0:05:00when he naturally goes roadside. Roadside.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03"I'm going to... Excuse me, I'll go this side, darling.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06"If a car comes off the road, I'll take it, I'll take it.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08"I'll take it, you go there.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10"The worst that can happen is a wheelie bin might topple on you
0:05:10 > 0:05:13"but here, a lorry could come
0:05:13 > 0:05:15"and I'll just stop it with my thigh."
0:05:19 > 0:05:21You get to a road, right, and there's this ambiguity
0:05:21 > 0:05:24over whether to cross and suddenly the hands...
0:05:24 > 0:05:25You stop holding hands.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28One person will go and they look at the car and think,
0:05:28 > 0:05:29oh, there's a car coming.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31And then one person starts going, the other person's going...
0:05:31 > 0:05:32No, I think I'm going to die.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35And the person keeps going, what's happened? Where are you?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37And you end up on opposite sides of the road.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39What are you doing?!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Well, I saw, I thought, I thought I was going to die.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45And you left ME to die?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51I like it now with the countdowns. Have you seen the countdown clocks?
0:05:51 > 0:05:54They give you, like, 20 seconds to cross the road.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56I always do it well inside the allotted time.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59I'm watching the clock. I'm like... I've done it in eight seconds.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01I've got 12 left. I'm tempted to go back in.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03I'm going to make the most of my 20.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09I like to time it exactly. Three, two, one and yeah!
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Just a bit of advice.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Now, ladies and gentlemen,
0:06:19 > 0:06:21we have some amazing stars on this stage tonight,
0:06:21 > 0:06:25but one of our performers isn't actually at the theatre yet.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29That's because right now they don't even know they're on the show.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Each week on the Big Show, we're going to surprise
0:06:34 > 0:06:39a member of the public and they will be performing on this very stage
0:06:39 > 0:06:41as our Unexpected Star of the Show!
0:06:41 > 0:06:45JINGLE PLAYS
0:06:45 > 0:06:47OK.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51OK, so this week's unexpected star is called Natasha John.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52She's from Wales, that's her.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- ONE MAN:- H-E-E-E-E-E-EY!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57LAUGHTER
0:06:57 > 0:07:00That's Natasha.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Either she's known by someone in the audience
0:07:02 > 0:07:05or someone has hurled themselves from the circle.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10OK, Natasha is 23 years old and she's a hairdresser
0:07:10 > 0:07:14at her mother's salon in...Penco-ed? Pincoed?
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Pencoed!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Pencoed? Do you know her?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Yeah, I went to school with her.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Is that a coincidence?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Yeah, I didn't know anything about it.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Are you serious?
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Because I know that she's got friends and family over here
0:07:34 > 0:07:36and I keep thinking there's a lunatic over there.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38H-E-E-E-E-E-EY!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41WELSH ACCENT: We are so far from Pencoed.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43It's an unbelievable coincidence.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I can't believe it.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50- What's the name of the school you went to?- Er, Pencoed.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52LAUGHTER
0:07:52 > 0:07:53It's not a big place, Pencoed.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59I live in Pencoed. I go to Pencoed.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01I live at number three, Pencoed.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Number of pupils, two.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07There's me and the hairdresser.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09No wonder you went mental.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12ARGH! It's the other one, innit!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15It's the other one from Pencoed!
0:08:17 > 0:08:18What was your name?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- CJ.- CJ, excellent.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- So you remember Natasha? - Yeah, I know her really well.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27OK, brilliant. Well, you're going to enjoy tonight.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31She's been working at the hairdresser in Pencoed
0:08:31 > 0:08:33which I assume you go to as well?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Do you to go to there? - Not any more, I used to.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37He used to go to the hairdresser, of course,
0:08:37 > 0:08:39when he was living in Pencoed.
0:08:40 > 0:08:45Hey, Natasha, it's me from school, innit?
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Trim the locks, let's have it.
0:08:46 > 0:08:51I'm living in London now. In fact I've turned into a bit of a luvvie.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I keep going to the theatre...
0:08:53 > 0:08:57for free. APPLAUSE
0:08:59 > 0:09:04OK, so we have some footage of her working.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08There she is. This is her hard at work.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10This is just the highlights obviously.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12LAUGHTER
0:09:12 > 0:09:14APPLAUSE
0:09:15 > 0:09:19So Natasha think she's coming to the theatre today to help her mum out
0:09:19 > 0:09:21with some hairstyling as part of a charity event
0:09:21 > 0:09:23that she thinks is going on at the theatre,
0:09:23 > 0:09:26but, of course, that isn't the plan at all.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Natasha has always dreamed of being in show business,
0:09:29 > 0:09:32singing is her passion and tonight,
0:09:32 > 0:09:34we'll be making Natasha's dream come true.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38So Natasha was set up by her mum, Natalie, who is with her right now
0:09:38 > 0:09:40and her dad, Steve, and Steve's in the audience
0:09:40 > 0:09:42so let's go and chat to Steve.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Hello. - Steve! Lovely to see you.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Stand up, please, for me, Steve.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Ladies and gentlemen, it's Natasha's dad, Steve. There he is.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57OK, so tell us about Natasha.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59She's a hairdresser, like, a full time hairdresser?
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Yeah, she's full time with her mum, erm...- Right.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05But her main goal, if you like, is to be a singer, yeah.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06How do you think she's going to react
0:10:06 > 0:10:08when she shows up at the theatre?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10It'll just blow her mind to be honest with you but, you know,
0:10:10 > 0:10:13I think she's the type of person... You know, she can handle it.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16And I, I gather we've got granny June here, is that right? Nana June?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- That's me, yes.- Hi, June. Nice to see you.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- How are you doing? Fabulous. - Fine, thanks.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25- So you're a big fan of Natasha's voice?- Yes.- Yeah?- Yes.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- You think she'll sing well tonight if she...?- Oh, yes.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Do you remember CJ? The creepy guy in the village?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Oh, keep him quiet! - LAUGHTER
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Natasha's family.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Dad Steve and Nanny June.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42There we go.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48OK, so Natasha is on her way to the theatre right now.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50She's going to come and we're going to call her up.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53We're going to attach a corridor onto here,
0:10:53 > 0:10:56which will then go into a fake dressing room
0:10:56 > 0:10:58which is going to take up quite a lot of the stage
0:10:58 > 0:11:01and then I'm going to go in it and put a wig on.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04And I'm going to sit in the chair
0:11:04 > 0:11:07and then she's going to come into the room, thinking it's a haircut
0:11:07 > 0:11:12and then the whole front of the room is going to collapse
0:11:12 > 0:11:15and you're going to go completely bananas, OK?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21And of course, if there's a technical issue
0:11:21 > 0:11:22and it doesn't collapse,
0:11:22 > 0:11:24I will just have to have a haircut.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31My first guest is a multi-award winning,
0:11:31 > 0:11:34platinum-selling rap sensation.
0:11:35 > 0:11:40Here with a banging tune that cool kids will be dancing to all summer
0:11:40 > 0:11:43and I'll be tapping the steering wheel to on the school run
0:11:43 > 0:11:47in the autumn, it's Tinie Tempah!
0:11:47 > 0:11:49CHEERING
0:11:57 > 0:11:59# All the girls like
0:11:59 > 0:12:00# Said I was the man
0:12:00 > 0:12:02# All I ever needed was a plan
0:12:02 > 0:12:04# Tell JK that we still rolling
0:12:04 > 0:12:07# Yeah, tell Russell I'm a brand
0:12:07 > 0:12:08# Yeah, bust that skank
0:12:08 > 0:12:10# Ain't nobody messing with the gang
0:12:10 > 0:12:12# Might take a fly out for the weekend
0:12:12 > 0:12:14# And go Cannes cos I can
0:12:14 > 0:12:16# Go low, go low, everybody get low
0:12:16 > 0:12:18# Had a couple hits and a couple solos
0:12:18 > 0:12:20# Now I got a couple Brits and a couple MOBOs
0:12:20 > 0:12:22# Dropped Pass Out, everybody loco
0:12:22 > 0:12:24# I was dropping off the mandem in a Polo
0:12:24 > 0:12:26# Now I'm with a mandem at the polo
0:12:26 > 0:12:28# I could make a honey give away her last Rolo
0:12:28 > 0:12:30# Then I say sure, yo, you know how it goes
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- # All the girls like - I know what boys like
0:12:33 > 0:12:34# I know what they want
0:12:34 > 0:12:36# They want that good thing
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- # They wanna get some - All the girls like
0:12:39 > 0:12:40# I know what boys like
0:12:40 > 0:12:42# I know what they want
0:12:42 > 0:12:45# So go ahead and prove me right
0:12:45 > 0:12:47# That's what girls like
0:12:47 > 0:12:49# Yeah, Roley on the wrist, that's me, me
0:12:49 > 0:12:50# Man of the year I'm fleek-y
0:12:50 > 0:12:52# Had a couple man wanna be me
0:12:52 > 0:12:54# Them man can't be TT
0:12:54 > 0:12:56# Tell 'em only winners are allowed
0:12:56 > 0:12:58# No diggidy, no diggi-doubt
0:12:58 > 0:13:00# I was getting... Before girls were putting out
0:13:00 > 0:13:02# Told them I was gonna blow back when I was in the south
0:13:02 > 0:13:04# Go low, go low, everybody go low
0:13:04 > 0:13:06# Since she want me she don't want the coco
0:13:06 > 0:13:08# So I made her sing it back like she was Moloko
0:13:08 > 0:13:10# And I got Merc, I ain't got a Volvo
0:13:10 > 0:13:12# Used to have a black...Sirocco
0:13:12 > 0:13:14# Now everywhere I go people want a photo
0:13:14 > 0:13:16# I could make a honey give away her last Rolo
0:13:16 > 0:13:18# Then I say sure, yo, you know how I roll
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- # All the girls like - I know what boys like
0:13:21 > 0:13:22# I know what they want
0:13:22 > 0:13:25# They want that good thing
0:13:25 > 0:13:27- # They wanna get some - All the girls like
0:13:27 > 0:13:28# I know what boys like
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# I know what they want
0:13:30 > 0:13:34# So go ahead and prove me right
0:13:34 > 0:13:36# That's what girls like... #
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Everybody on your feet right now!
0:13:40 > 0:13:42# No Netflix and chill that's dead
0:13:42 > 0:13:44# Every day you ride your friends
0:13:44 > 0:13:45# All the girls like
0:13:45 > 0:13:46# I don't need your money for my rent
0:13:46 > 0:13:48# I'm not an eight or a nine, I'm a ten
0:13:48 > 0:13:50- # All the girls like - What's the code to your wi-fi again?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52- Let's go! - # I know what boys like
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- # I know what they want - All the girls like
0:13:55 > 0:13:56# They want that good thing
0:13:56 > 0:13:58# They wanna get some
0:13:58 > 0:13:59# All the girls like
0:13:59 > 0:14:00# I know what boys like
0:14:00 > 0:14:02# I know what they want
0:14:02 > 0:14:05# So go ahead and prove me right
0:14:05 > 0:14:07# Cos that's what girls like
0:14:07 > 0:14:08# Said I was the man
0:14:08 > 0:14:10# All I ever needed was a plan
0:14:10 > 0:14:12# Tell JK that we still rolling
0:14:12 > 0:14:14# Yeah, tell Russell I'm a brand
0:14:14 > 0:14:16# Yeah, bust that skank
0:14:16 > 0:14:18# Ain't nobody messing with the gang
0:14:18 > 0:14:20# Might take a fly out for the weekend
0:14:20 > 0:14:22# And go Cannes cos I can
0:14:22 > 0:14:24# Go low, go low, everybody go low
0:14:24 > 0:14:26# Had a couple hits and a couple solos
0:14:26 > 0:14:28# Now I got a couple Brits and a couple MOBOs
0:14:28 > 0:14:30# Dropped Pass Out, everybody loco
0:14:30 > 0:14:32# I was dropping off the mandem in a Polo
0:14:32 > 0:14:34# Now I'm with a mandem at the polo
0:14:34 > 0:14:36# I could make a honey give away her last Rolo
0:14:36 > 0:14:38# Then I say sure, yo, you know how it goes
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- # All the girls like - I know what boys like
0:14:40 > 0:14:42- # I know what they want - All the girls like
0:14:42 > 0:14:44# I know what boys like
0:14:44 > 0:14:45# I know what they want
0:14:45 > 0:14:47# All the girls like
0:14:47 > 0:14:49# I know you, I know you want the good thing
0:14:49 > 0:14:51# I know what boys like
0:14:51 > 0:14:54# I know what they want. #
0:14:54 > 0:14:57APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Tinie!
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Go on, Tinie! Oh, my God! You've just blown the roof off.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Thank you very much, thank you.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- Look at that! That is a summer banger!- Thank you.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Look at the reaction.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23It's amazing, it's good, right?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Thank you very much.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Look at that.
0:15:27 > 0:15:32Oh, that coat's amazing! Oh, it's so warm!
0:15:32 > 0:15:33So this is what girls like?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37That's so far from my get up.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- No, you look good. You look great. - You think I look all right?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- You look great.- Thank you, Tinie. - That's what girls like, right?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- CHEERING - There you go, come on, Michael.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48It was reluctant. That was so reluctant.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52OK, thank you very much. One more time, what about that?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Complete legend.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56MUSIC PLAYS
0:15:59 > 0:16:01MUSIC STOPS
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Give me more of that music. I'm loving that.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Come on, let's do this. MUSIC RESUMES
0:16:12 > 0:16:15MUSIC STOPS, HE LAUGHS
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Never done anything like that before in my life.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Ah... It's completely exhausting.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Can you cue up that music?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Every time I do that, I want you to play the music.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31MUSIC PLAYS Yes! Oh, OK, that's it.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Just as long as you're ready for that.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35MUSIC BEAT
0:16:35 > 0:16:40At any moment in time, I might feel this show needs a little bit of...
0:16:41 > 0:16:43MUSIC PLAYS ..that.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47OK. But not now.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54OK, ladies and gentlemen, I've just heard that our unexpected star
0:16:54 > 0:16:57of the show, Natasha, is in the building.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59She's in the building, Dad. She's in the building.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Who's supposed to be sitting in that seat?
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Grandmother.- The other grandma. - The other grandmother.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- Where's she gone? - (Gone to the toilet.)- Toilet.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08She's gone to the...?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- What's her name? What's her name? - Pat.
0:17:15 > 0:17:20I can't believe Pat has decided to go. This is unbelievable.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Exactly.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25She'd better hurry up because I don't want... Pat can't miss this.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Oh, she'll miss it. - No, she can't miss it!
0:17:29 > 0:17:31APPLAUSE Oh, Pat!
0:17:31 > 0:17:35Pat! This is a big moment, Pat.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40It's not time to nip off to the bog, innit?
0:17:41 > 0:17:45All right, I've just heard that Natasha is in the building.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48We have the moment that Natasha arrived, let's check on this.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52There she is. OK, that's Natasha and that's Natasha's mum, Natalie.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54So, of course, as you all know, she's coming here
0:17:54 > 0:17:57thinking she's here to cut hair,
0:17:57 > 0:17:59but actually she's going to be performing on this stage
0:17:59 > 0:18:02and we're going to give her the surprise of her life.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05I think we can see her live now in a room downstairs,
0:18:05 > 0:18:08so that's actually her doing, doing someone's hair.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12So that's mum Natalie blow-drying away there.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14The fun of this is that dress there...
0:18:14 > 0:18:16You see that white dress there just behind Natalie?
0:18:16 > 0:18:18That white dress hanging there is the actual dress
0:18:18 > 0:18:21that Natasha is going to wear in her performance.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26So this is the room, I'm going to go in it, that's right.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28And I'm going to be having a haircut.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32So I've got my, I've got my... er, my cape here.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Here we go. That's good. So that looks great,
0:18:35 > 0:18:36that must look really good.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41I need to wig up.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54I look a little bit like a German tennis coach.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00"GERMAN" ACCENT: OK, we're here for today's lesson.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04We're going to be working on your backhand and your volleys.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08It's actually changed my walk.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11All right, I'm going to run round
0:19:11 > 0:19:14and I'm going to get in position, OK?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Shh, I'll see you in a minute. I'm going round...
0:19:17 > 0:19:18LAUGHTER
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Looks amazing in here. Oh, my God, I've just seen my hair!
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Close the door. Shh!
0:19:38 > 0:19:41OK... Oh, my God, I didn't know I'd look this awful.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45I can't tell you how authentic this looks. It's amazing.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48It's a proper dressing room and I'll just sit here waiting for my haircut
0:19:48 > 0:19:51and as soon as I say hello, get this thing down, OK?
0:19:51 > 0:19:54All right. let's do it. Bring her up.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Bring her up. Bring Natasha up.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Are you nearly done? I've got a room ready for you now.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- Yeah.- Are you happy just to finish it off?- I am.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- And if I grab you and just grab your things...- Yeah, yeah.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- Thank you so much. - Looking lovely though, good job.
0:20:05 > 0:20:0720 minutes.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Grab your things, we haven't got long. He's got to go on a minute.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- Right.- So if you can just be quick for me.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- Off you go.- Right, bye.- Bye. - Bye.- Thank you. After you.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Yeah, thanks for this. It's this way.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22So who we've got now is our guest speaker, OK?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- Erm... he just needs a bit of style. - Yeah.- Nothing major.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28- Er, maybe a little bit of hairspray something like that.- That's fine.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32- If you've got it with you, that'd be lovely.- I think so, I'll check.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35So it's just in there. I'll go and sort your mum out.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- Yeah, let me just check I've got hairspray.- Got everything you need?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Because my mum's got my other hairspray.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Yeah, my mum's got my hairspray.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- Oh, OK. I'll go and grab it. - Righty-o.- OK, thank you.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Oh, do come in.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Hello.- Hello. Hello!
0:20:52 > 0:20:55I didn't realise it'd be you. I'm under pressure now.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:00 > 0:21:03What's going on? Oh, my God.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07God.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Oh, my... Oh, my God.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16What the hell?!
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Your family are over there, Natasha. There's your dad, there's your nan.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Oh, my God.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Oh, my God, I'm going to wee myself or something.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Come and join me on the stage.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Does my mum know?
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Your mum knows, your mum knows.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Ladies and gentlemen, it's our unexpected star of the show,
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Natasha! WILD CHEERING
0:21:46 > 0:21:47Welcome.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Oh, good lord.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Oh, my god.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Natasha, how are you feeling? That's a bit of a shock.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56I just can't believe it. When I walked in and seen you,
0:21:56 > 0:21:59I thought my nerves were going to go doing your hair.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02How did you recognise me in a blonde wig?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04You're very distinctive, sorry.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Not that distinct...
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- I was dressed like a... - It's this, it's this.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10- ..like a Bee Gee.- Yeah.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13You suddenly saw me and thought, "Oh, it's McIntyre,
0:22:13 > 0:22:16"he's gone all Bee Gee. No wonder he needs a haircut."
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Yeah, I was like what am I going to do with that?
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Well, hopefully turn it back into this.
0:22:22 > 0:22:23OK, Natasha, well, let me...
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- So you know the girl I was just curling her hair?- Yes.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27Who was that?
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Don't worry, you'll still get paid. It's, er...
0:22:32 > 0:22:33I can't believe this.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35No, that wasn't real, none of this is real.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39- You've been set up by your mother... - No way.- ..Natalie. Oh, there she is.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Your mum's in on it, Natasha, as is your dad Steve.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47There's Steve-o and there's your nana.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- There's Pat, who only just made it. - I can't believe this.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53She only just made it. Pat was running late.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55You've been in on this all weekend?
0:22:55 > 0:22:59Oh, my God, I can't believe this. Like, honestly I can't.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00I feel like I'm in a dream.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Well, regarding dreams, Natasha...
0:23:03 > 0:23:05LAUGHTER
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- Oh, my God.- There's more to tonight than just, er, surprising you
0:23:08 > 0:23:10because I understand that it's not just hairdressing
0:23:10 > 0:23:12that you enjoy to do, is it?
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- No. Oh, my God. - What do you enjoy?- I like singing.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16You like singing.
0:23:16 > 0:23:17Well, Natasha...
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Oh, I'm going to have to sing.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21- LAUGHTER - Oh, no.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25What we have for you is we have the Theatre Royal here
0:23:25 > 0:23:26full of 2,500 people.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29We also have... WHOOPING AND CHEERING
0:23:32 > 0:23:35..a great deal of support for you, isn't that right?
0:23:35 > 0:23:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:38 > 0:23:42Cos tonight, we're going to make your singing dreams come true
0:23:42 > 0:23:46and at the end of the show, you're going to be duetting, in fact,
0:23:46 > 0:23:48- with somebody on this very stage... - Oh, my God.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51I know, you're going to have some time to calm down.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54We'll get you a peppermint tea.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55I think I'm going to wee myself.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58If you wee yourself, Pat can tell you where the loos are.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02I can't believe this!
0:24:02 > 0:24:04I can't believe they got away with this.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07I don't suppose you remember someone from school called CJ?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09No way.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12That's literally just a coincidence.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14- That's literally just a coincidence. - No way.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16No, no, no!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18No! Natasha thinks she's going to be duetting with CJ.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20LAUGHTER
0:24:20 > 0:24:24No, Natasha, CJ is literally here by coincidence.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Tonight, you're going to be duetting with none other
0:24:26 > 0:24:29than showbiz West End legend,
0:24:29 > 0:24:30it's Michael Ball!
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Yes!
0:24:35 > 0:24:36What?
0:24:36 > 0:24:37Hello, my lovely.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41- Nice to meet you. Oh, my God. - What about that?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Oh, my life.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- I'm in my uniform and everything... - It's OK, we've got...
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Actually in that dressing room you were in earlier is a brand-new dress for you. We've got everything.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53It's all ready to go, it's all in your size. We're going to put you through full hair and make-up.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56We've got a huge performance, Michael's going to rehearse with you
0:24:56 > 0:24:58and then you're going to perform at the end of the show.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01- All I need to do is ask... - I can't wait.- Oh, my god.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- if you're up it, would you be our... - Definitely, yeah!- There you go.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08OK, ladies and gentlemen, our unexpected star of the show,
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Natasha!
0:25:10 > 0:25:14APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Oh!
0:25:18 > 0:25:20OK, now, ladies and gentlemen,
0:25:20 > 0:25:24it is time for my favourite game of them all, it's Send To All!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
0:25:28 > 0:25:31This is where I take a celebrity's mobile telephone
0:25:31 > 0:25:36and send a text of my choosing and see what hilarious replies they get.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Each week, a very brave celebrity has agreed to hand their phone
0:25:39 > 0:25:43over to me in exchange for seats in our glorious royal box.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46So who's in our royal Send To All box this week?
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Oh, divine!
0:25:49 > 0:25:51It's Spice Girl Geri Horner!
0:25:53 > 0:25:56- I love you. Oh! - Hello. Hi.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00- You look beautiful up there, Geri. - Thank you.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Are you well? Now you've got... Where's Mr Horner?
0:26:02 > 0:26:05He's on an aeroplane just coming back from Australia.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07- That's a long flight. - Yeah, a very long flight, yeah.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09So he's missing this. When did you marry Mr Horner?
0:26:09 > 0:26:11It was almost a year ago, actually.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13- Almost a year ago.- Yeah. - Congratulations.- Thank you.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16- Because now you're Mrs Horner. - I am, yeah.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18OK, can I...? Oh, yes?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21- I made you some cake. - You made me some cake?
0:26:21 > 0:26:24I made it for the first time, Welsh cake, coincidentally,
0:26:24 > 0:26:26- a bara brith? Do you know bara brith?- Yeah!
0:26:26 > 0:26:29- Oh, this so lovely. - Yay! OK.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31You are going to be playing Send To All
0:26:31 > 0:26:34so it's better that you give me the presents before that happens.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Yeah.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38All I have to do is ask you to confirm that you haven't told anyone
0:26:38 > 0:26:41you're playing this game, you haven't texted anyone in advance.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42- No.- All right, great.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Well, please, thank you so much for the cake,
0:26:45 > 0:26:47- if you'd like to place the phone... - Be nice.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50..and the cake on our Send To All cushion.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- Do you want me to throw it? - Pop the... No, no, there's a...
0:26:52 > 0:26:54- Geri!- Stand there.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Ah! Oh, thank you. Ah! Oh, God.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Oh, God!
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Oh!
0:27:03 > 0:27:04Oh, God!
0:27:06 > 0:27:07I can't believe it.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10That was a good catch!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12You're a wild Spice Girl!
0:27:14 > 0:27:15Well done!
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Can I get your number? Have my whole phone, there you go!
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Oh, before I get onto the phone,
0:27:21 > 0:27:23I've got to find out what's going on with this Welsh cake, innit?
0:27:23 > 0:27:26You're meant to have it with butter, apparently.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30I'll just confirm with the Welsh people.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32- Nanny June?- Yes.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Is this a Welsh cake?
0:27:33 > 0:27:36- Bara brith. - I've got bad breath?
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Rude nanny June!
0:27:42 > 0:27:45You've got bad breath!
0:27:47 > 0:27:48OK, oh!
0:27:50 > 0:27:51Is it OK?
0:27:51 > 0:27:54I'm going to finish the cake and then we'll come back.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Thank you so much for the cake, Geri.
0:27:59 > 0:28:00And thank you so much for this.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03Ladies and gentlemen, I have Geri Horner's phone
0:28:03 > 0:28:05and it's time to play Send To All!
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Yeah, baby!
0:28:08 > 0:28:10All right, I'm going to plug this phone into here
0:28:10 > 0:28:13and that should come up on the screen.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Oh, yes.
0:28:15 > 0:28:16That's Bluebell.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18Oh, it's your beautiful daughter, Bluebell!
0:28:23 > 0:28:26The message I'm going to send into your phone
0:28:26 > 0:28:29to your contacts is, hi.
0:28:29 > 0:28:34- Would you start with hi on a text? Hiya?- Maybe hi, yeah.
0:28:34 > 0:28:40"I'm doing a massage course...
0:28:44 > 0:28:48"..and have to practice...
0:28:50 > 0:28:56"..on all different body shapes.
0:29:01 > 0:29:07"I REALLY think...
0:29:07 > 0:29:09"you would be perfect.
0:29:12 > 0:29:15"Are you up for it?"
0:29:17 > 0:29:20How would you sign a text, Geri? G?
0:29:20 > 0:29:22Yeah, G xx.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24G xx. Like that?
0:29:24 > 0:29:26Maybe one kiss.
0:29:26 > 0:29:27- G x.- Yeah.
0:29:27 > 0:29:29So, that is the text, ladies and gentlemen.
0:29:29 > 0:29:31"Hi, I'm doing a massage course
0:29:31 > 0:29:33"and have to practice on all different body shapes.
0:29:33 > 0:29:37"I REALLY think you'd be perfect. Are you up for it? G x."
0:29:37 > 0:29:39- Shall I send it, ladies and gentlemen?- AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:29:39 > 0:29:41- It's gone!- Oh my God!
0:29:43 > 0:29:45All right, ladies and gentlemen.
0:29:45 > 0:29:50A huge thank you to a fantastic sport, Geri Horner,
0:29:50 > 0:29:52ladies and gentlemen!
0:29:52 > 0:29:54And, of course, we will catch up with all the replies
0:29:54 > 0:29:58that Geri gets later in the show.
0:30:00 > 0:30:05OK, our next guests have been wowing audiences the world over.
0:30:05 > 0:30:08They've flown in especially for tonight's performance,
0:30:08 > 0:30:09two of them sat in seats,
0:30:09 > 0:30:12the other two were in the overhead lockers.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14See if you can work out who.
0:30:14 > 0:30:17It's the Peres Brothers Group!
0:30:25 > 0:30:30MUSIC: Feeling Good by Muse
0:33:01 > 0:33:04The Peres Brothers Group, ladies and gentlemen!
0:33:04 > 0:33:06Incredible! Well done!
0:33:06 > 0:33:10Wow! Wow, wow, wow!
0:33:10 > 0:33:13# And I'm feeling...
0:33:13 > 0:33:16# Fat! #
0:33:18 > 0:33:21That is so strong.
0:33:21 > 0:33:25That is the only bit I can do with nobody else on my own, that.
0:33:49 > 0:33:53I've got to be honest, that was hard enough!
0:33:53 > 0:33:56Oh! Oh God!
0:33:56 > 0:33:58So, I'm going to come down,
0:33:58 > 0:34:00don't be alarmed, just to say hi to a few of you.
0:34:00 > 0:34:03I don't want you to feel too safe, do you know what I mean?
0:34:03 > 0:34:07You, you and you can feel completely safe, OK?
0:34:07 > 0:34:12I'm going to come down just to say hi to a few people, OK? Hi!
0:34:12 > 0:34:14- Hello, how are you?- Good, thanks.
0:34:14 > 0:34:17Front row, great seat until you realise this was in your face.
0:34:17 > 0:34:19Unlucky!
0:34:20 > 0:34:22- Hello, how are you? Have you got any kids?- No.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24- You're too young for kids?- Just.
0:34:24 > 0:34:27- Have you got kids?- No. - Nobody's got kids!
0:34:27 > 0:34:29Have you got kids? You've got kids?
0:34:29 > 0:34:32- Yes.- You've got kids?
0:34:33 > 0:34:35- Where are your kids?- At home.
0:34:35 > 0:34:38- Are they? What are their names? - Lucy, Thomas and Grace.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40Would they be these children?
0:34:44 > 0:34:46Is that Lucy, Thomas and Grace?
0:34:49 > 0:34:54- Are you Helena? Oh, my God! Are you Helena?- Yeah.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56Would like to stand up for me?
0:34:56 > 0:35:00It's Helena, ladies and gentlemen. Helena!
0:35:00 > 0:35:02Oh, good Lord.
0:35:03 > 0:35:04So who's who?
0:35:04 > 0:35:07That's Tom, then the younger's one's Grace and then Lucy.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09- And who's that gentleman? - Their dad.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11- All right and what's his name? - Andrew.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13- Andrew, OK. Where are they right now?- Home.
0:35:13 > 0:35:18They're at home, OK. Would that be this home?
0:35:18 > 0:35:20So, they're in there?
0:35:20 > 0:35:22Are there any rules in the house?
0:35:22 > 0:35:24There's loads of rules but they don't actually
0:35:24 > 0:35:26work when they're with their dad.
0:35:26 > 0:35:29I know what that's like. I know, I know.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31When I'm babysitting, I don't even put the kids to sleep.
0:35:31 > 0:35:34- I just wait...- Neither does he. - for nature to take its course
0:35:34 > 0:35:37and then I wake them up and make them walk up the stairs,
0:35:37 > 0:35:38that's what I do.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41My kids play a lot of football in the house.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43- Is that allowed in your house? - No.- No.
0:35:43 > 0:35:49- And jumping on the furniture?- No. - You don't like that at all.- No.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51You seemed a little bit OK with the football
0:35:51 > 0:35:54but you do not want them jumping on furniture.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57Well, we can go now live to your house.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Oh, shut up!
0:36:02 > 0:36:03Let's head in.
0:36:07 > 0:36:10Oh dear, seems to be some music. What's going on? This isn't bedtime.
0:36:10 > 0:36:14What happened?
0:36:14 > 0:36:19Oh, my God, they changed the whole house into a football pitch!
0:36:19 > 0:36:23What? Get off the furniture, Lucy!
0:36:26 > 0:36:29It's absolute pandemonium.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31Where is little Grace?
0:36:32 > 0:36:34Oh, what?
0:36:38 > 0:36:42- Oh, my God, my kitchen cupboards! - Oh, the kitchen cupboards!
0:36:42 > 0:36:48This doesn't... There's no sign of dad at all, Helena.
0:36:48 > 0:36:52- Grace! Hi, Grace!- Hello. - I'm here with your mum.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54You can stop, Grace.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57No.
0:36:59 > 0:37:03OK, let's get all the kids together, then, please.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06There they are, Helena, it's your beautiful children!
0:37:06 > 0:37:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:37:09 > 0:37:10All right.
0:37:11 > 0:37:14Who's cleaning all the mess?
0:37:14 > 0:37:15- You.- You.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17LAUGHTER
0:37:17 > 0:37:19OK, so the game is, Helena,
0:37:19 > 0:37:22that I'm going to show you items that we know are in your home
0:37:22 > 0:37:28and you have to get your children to get them within 20 seconds. OK?
0:37:28 > 0:37:31All right, so, the first one, who are we going to give this one to...?
0:37:31 > 0:37:32Let's go for Thomas,
0:37:32 > 0:37:36- who has his arm in a sling to make things more difficult.- Yes!
0:37:36 > 0:37:40Thomas, let's reveal the item you need to find, please, for Mum.
0:37:40 > 0:37:43Let's have a look. OK, there it is, and...
0:37:43 > 0:37:45let's start the clock.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48Fake tan glove in medicine cupboard.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50He's got to go to the medicine... The fake tan glove.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52In the medicine cupboard, medicine cupboard.
0:37:52 > 0:37:54Oh, come on! We want the prize!
0:37:54 > 0:37:56That's it, done! Easy. APPLAUSE
0:37:56 > 0:37:58Yeah!
0:37:59 > 0:38:01That is right.
0:38:01 > 0:38:04Well done. There's no... Cos there's no medicine like fake tan.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06- LAUGHTER - No!
0:38:06 > 0:38:08I was going to ask you where you'd been,
0:38:08 > 0:38:10but obviously now we know, the medicine cabinet. OK!
0:38:10 > 0:38:12LAUGHTER
0:38:12 > 0:38:15All right, we're going to take Grace, it's baby Grace.
0:38:15 > 0:38:18- How old is Grace? She's adorable. - Six.- Six years old.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20All right and let's see what your item is.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23OK, let's start the clock.
0:38:23 > 0:38:25Um, it's a hair clip, cream.
0:38:25 > 0:38:27It might be in the bathroom.
0:38:27 > 0:38:28Come on, Grace!
0:38:28 > 0:38:31- WHOOPING AND CHEERING - Um, run upstairs.
0:38:31 > 0:38:32Come on, Grace.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34- In the bathroom.- Up the stairs.
0:38:34 > 0:38:38- The clock is ticking. - Right, up there.- The clock is...oh!
0:38:39 > 0:38:42Grace, slow down! There it is on the floor.
0:38:42 > 0:38:44Oh, she's got it! Oh! APPLAUSE
0:38:44 > 0:38:46Incredible.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48Wow!
0:38:48 > 0:38:52Oh, with just one second to spare, ladies and gentlemen!
0:38:52 > 0:38:53Just one second.
0:38:53 > 0:38:55APPLAUSE
0:38:55 > 0:38:57OK, and finally we have Lucy.
0:38:57 > 0:39:00This should be no trouble at all, let's see what the item is.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03- OK, let's do this. - OK.- Start the clock.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05Um, Lucy in my bedroom in the wardrobe.
0:39:05 > 0:39:09Oh, it's a blue jacket, it's a blue jacket, the flowery one.
0:39:09 > 0:39:10It might be not,
0:39:10 > 0:39:13it might be the other one, the other one, the same one.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16- Lucy...- Ten, nine, eight! - Yeah, you got it.
0:39:16 > 0:39:20Oh, we've got it, she's got it! Wow.
0:39:20 > 0:39:21APPLAUSE
0:39:21 > 0:39:23Congratulations, Helena.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28Let's take a little look around the bedroom, kids.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30Yeah, this is your, this is a little bit embarrassing,
0:39:30 > 0:39:32that's your bedroom on national television.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35What's all that, what's all that paint on the floor?
0:39:35 > 0:39:36Um, we've been decorating.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39- Do you sleep in that bed next to the...- Mm.- ..next to the paint?
0:39:39 > 0:39:42- Yeah!- How long have you been sleeping next to the paint?
0:39:42 > 0:39:45- Since 2012.- Since... LAUGHTER
0:39:49 > 0:39:53- That's amazing. Do you use it as a side table?- Yeah.- You do!
0:39:55 > 0:39:58- You put your cup of tea on there in the morning? - Yeah.- And your glasses?
0:39:58 > 0:40:00OK, so what room in the house needs...
0:40:00 > 0:40:03Are you planning on finishing the decorating?
0:40:03 > 0:40:06There's an en-suite, which is like a dump cupboard.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08- The en-suite is a...? - Dumping ground.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10A dumping ground? LAUGHTER
0:40:10 > 0:40:14All right, let's have a picture of this dumping ground.
0:40:14 > 0:40:16So that, that's your bathroom, that's your,
0:40:16 > 0:40:19- what you call an en-suite?- Yeah.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22- It's not exactly functional, is it?- No.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24All right, let's go and have a look at your en-suite now.
0:40:24 > 0:40:25Is it over here?
0:40:27 > 0:40:30Oh! APPLAUSE
0:40:32 > 0:40:35It's your husband Andy on the loo!
0:40:39 > 0:40:41That's right, Helena.
0:40:41 > 0:40:42We've done up your en-suite!
0:40:42 > 0:40:44Ladies and gentlemen,
0:40:44 > 0:40:46it's Helena and her lovely family, what about that?
0:40:46 > 0:40:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE There you go, quickly.
0:40:49 > 0:40:51That was fun.
0:40:51 > 0:40:52Ah, Helena's thrilled!
0:40:52 > 0:40:57WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:57 > 0:40:59Look at that, sweet.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02That's it, it's all happening.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04It's all happening.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06It's all happening. OK.
0:41:06 > 0:41:09So, ladies and gentlemen, I can tell you, of course, that we still
0:41:09 > 0:41:11have to come our unexpected star of the show.
0:41:11 > 0:41:15We've got some footage of Natasha actually rehearsing with Michael.
0:41:15 > 0:41:16Oh, this is them.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18I don't know if they're rehearsing so much
0:41:18 > 0:41:20as he's...sort of pointing...
0:41:20 > 0:41:23Oh, he's being, he's a real charmer, isn't he?
0:41:23 > 0:41:26Lord. Yes, now I've performed in many West End plays.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28No he's, he's basically chatting her up,
0:41:28 > 0:41:31so hopefully, hopefully they're rehearsing.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34But before that,
0:41:34 > 0:41:36ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Geri,
0:41:36 > 0:41:40what a great sport Geri has been to hand over her phone...
0:41:40 > 0:41:44APPLAUSE ..which I have in my possession.
0:41:44 > 0:41:48- Oh, no.- Right, so let's just remind ourself what the text was...
0:41:58 > 0:42:00LAUGHTER
0:42:00 > 0:42:04- So we've sent that text and, er, let's just go through them.- OK.
0:42:04 > 0:42:09- So we'll start with "Andrez Wendy hub". Who's that?- Oh, no!
0:42:10 > 0:42:13- Do you remember the band Damage? - Damage, yes.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16Yeah, he's a singer in there
0:42:16 > 0:42:19and he's now like a child psychologist
0:42:19 > 0:42:21and he's kind of a friend.
0:42:21 > 0:42:25Right, well, he's just come in with one word... "Absolutely."
0:42:25 > 0:42:29- Oh, no.- "Double kiss."- Oh, no.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Wow. Hubby's on the plane
0:42:31 > 0:42:34and going to get a little bit of a shock on landing.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36LAUGHTER
0:42:36 > 0:42:38- Er, your mother? Is this mother, just "Mother"?- Yes.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40SHRIEKS: Mother!
0:42:40 > 0:42:42You put her down as "Mother"!
0:42:42 > 0:42:46"Geraldine, sorry, I only had two massages in my life. I hate it."
0:42:48 > 0:42:52It's got a great ending - "Try Katherine, she's my shape."
0:42:55 > 0:43:02That's wonderful from Mum - "Oh, try Katherine, she's my shape."
0:43:02 > 0:43:06- Everyone believes it's happening. Kevin...- Oh, Kevin.- Who's Kevin?
0:43:06 > 0:43:10- Kevin is like the school chef... - The school chef?
0:43:10 > 0:43:14Well, I sometimes get him to help me, like over Christmas, you know
0:43:14 > 0:43:17when there's loads of potatoes to peel, he comes over and helps me.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21Geri, you've lost this audience.
0:43:21 > 0:43:22LAUGHTER
0:43:22 > 0:43:26When there's loads of potatoes to peel, you get the school chef?
0:43:26 > 0:43:30"Oi, you! Come here! I've got some potatoes.
0:43:30 > 0:43:32"Get peeling, all right?"
0:43:34 > 0:43:37- He's really nice, though. - Kevin's really nice.
0:43:37 > 0:43:40- But you know, outside of him coming round to peel potatoes...- Yeah.
0:43:40 > 0:43:42- ..he wouldn't expect this text.- No.
0:43:42 > 0:43:44Which is why he's opened with, "Me?"
0:43:44 > 0:43:47And then he answers his own question, he goes, "Why not?
0:43:47 > 0:43:51"When will it be? I'm in Canada between the 1st and the 12th."
0:43:53 > 0:43:56Who's Joyce? This is a wonderful text back. Who's Joyce?
0:43:56 > 0:44:00- Um, Joyce is my manager. - Joyce is your manager.- Yes.
0:44:00 > 0:44:01She didn't know you were here either.
0:44:01 > 0:44:04No, she's with the Rolling Stones at the moment.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06- She's with the Rolling Stones?- Yeah. - Well, she's just come back
0:44:06 > 0:44:08straight in, "Bring it on, baby".
0:44:08 > 0:44:13I love that. "Bring it on, baby"!
0:44:13 > 0:44:15Oh, my God, there's a classic.
0:44:15 > 0:44:17"Farmer Clive."
0:44:19 > 0:44:24- Oh, my God! - I'm assuming he's a farmer.- Yeah.
0:44:24 > 0:44:26How do you know Farmer Clive?
0:44:26 > 0:44:28- Because I was at this party...- Yes.
0:44:28 > 0:44:33..and, um, in the country, and...
0:44:33 > 0:44:37I was going to surprise my husband and buy him some sheep.
0:44:38 > 0:44:42- As you do.- As you do.- When you're an international pop star.
0:44:42 > 0:44:43- Yeah.- Surprise him with some sheep.
0:44:43 > 0:44:46Yeah, so we got chatting, so I took his number. Oh, no!
0:44:46 > 0:44:49- So you've only met him once... - So he thinks I want to massage...
0:44:49 > 0:44:53- ..and it was about the possible purchase of some sheep.- Yeah.
0:44:53 > 0:44:56He's a farmer, he's called Clive and he's in your phone.
0:44:56 > 0:44:58"I'm permanently in the lambing shed at the moment
0:44:58 > 0:45:01"so it'd have to be on a straw bale."
0:45:01 > 0:45:03LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:45:03 > 0:45:06Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
0:45:09 > 0:45:11Oh, my God.
0:45:13 > 0:45:16I'm going to text him back - "I'm on my way."
0:45:16 > 0:45:19No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
0:45:19 > 0:45:21All right, ladies and gentlemen,
0:45:21 > 0:45:23Geri has a very busy couple of months ahead of her.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25APPLAUSE
0:45:25 > 0:45:28Thank you so much. Ladies and gentlemen, Geri Horner!
0:45:28 > 0:45:31Very good.
0:45:31 > 0:45:34What a fantastic sport, always so much fun.
0:45:34 > 0:45:41OK, ladies and gentlemen, the time has come for the performance
0:45:41 > 0:45:44of our unexpected star of the show!
0:45:46 > 0:45:48Earlier tonight, as you know,
0:45:48 > 0:45:52Natasha came here thinking she was going to cut somebody's hair
0:45:52 > 0:45:54but little did she know we were going to surprise her
0:45:54 > 0:45:56and give her literally the shock of her life
0:45:56 > 0:46:00and she's agreed to take part in the performance at the end of the show
0:46:00 > 0:46:02because singing is her passion, it's her dream.
0:46:02 > 0:46:04Well, now the time has come.
0:46:04 > 0:46:08I'm going to introduce her like I introduce all of the acts.
0:46:08 > 0:46:11LAUGHTER
0:46:11 > 0:46:15Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce
0:46:15 > 0:46:19a singer who has produced a string of number ones.
0:46:19 > 0:46:21Unfortunately, they've all been haircuts.
0:46:23 > 0:46:27Here tonight, duetting with the legendary Michael Ball,
0:46:27 > 0:46:32it's our unexpected star of the show, hairdresser Natasha!
0:46:32 > 0:46:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:46:35 > 0:46:39MUSIC: The Prayer
0:46:55 > 0:46:59# I pray you'll be our eyes... #
0:46:59 > 0:47:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:47:01 > 0:47:05# And watch us where we go
0:47:07 > 0:47:12# And help us to be wise
0:47:13 > 0:47:20# In times when we don't know
0:47:20 > 0:47:24# Let this be our prayer
0:47:26 > 0:47:33# When we lose our way
0:47:35 > 0:47:38# Lead us to a place
0:47:38 > 0:47:43# Guide us with your grace
0:47:43 > 0:47:49- # To a place where we'll be safe. # - APPLAUSE
0:47:51 > 0:47:59# BOTH: Sognamo un mondo senza piu violenza
0:47:59 > 0:48:05# Un mondo di giustizia e di speranza
0:48:05 > 0:48:14# Ognuno dia la mano al suo vicino
0:48:14 > 0:48:23# Simbolo di pace e di fraternita
0:48:23 > 0:48:26# La forza che ci da
0:48:26 > 0:48:29# We ask that life be kind
0:48:29 > 0:48:31# E il desiderio che
0:48:31 > 0:48:34# And watch us from above
0:48:34 > 0:48:37# Ognuno trovi amore
0:48:37 > 0:48:40# We hope each soul will find
0:48:40 > 0:48:43# Intorno e dentro a se
0:48:43 > 0:48:46# Another soul to love
0:48:46 > 0:48:50# Let this be our prayer
0:48:51 > 0:48:53# Let this be our prayer
0:48:53 > 0:48:56# Just like every child
0:48:56 > 0:49:01# Just like every child
0:49:03 > 0:49:08# Needs to find a place
0:49:08 > 0:49:12# Guide us with your grace
0:49:12 > 0:49:19# To a place where we'll be safe
0:49:20 > 0:49:24# E la fede che
0:49:26 > 0:49:31# Hai acceso in noi
0:49:33 > 0:49:48# Sento che ci salvera. #
0:49:48 > 0:49:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:50:06 > 0:50:07Natasha!
0:50:19 > 0:50:22Ladies and gentlemen, our unexpected star of the show, Natasha.
0:50:22 > 0:50:24What about that?
0:50:24 > 0:50:26CHEERING
0:50:26 > 0:50:30And a huge thank you to Michael Ball too. Wow.
0:50:32 > 0:50:35- Darling, that was unbelievable. - Thank you.
0:50:35 > 0:50:41- Bally, come on! That was fantastic. - Thank you.- How do you feel?
0:50:41 > 0:50:44I'm shaking like a leaf. I hope it sounded all right.
0:50:44 > 0:50:45CHEERING
0:50:45 > 0:50:49Oh, well, how was it? How was it? It was breathtaking.
0:50:49 > 0:50:51I couldn't hear, I was just singing whatever.
0:50:51 > 0:50:53LAUGHTER
0:50:53 > 0:50:54Hoping for the best.
0:50:54 > 0:50:57That was Italian, or was that gibberish? I don't know.
0:50:57 > 0:50:59I don't know how she did it, to be honest. I mean,
0:50:59 > 0:51:02the shock of that happening and then to walk out and have to perform
0:51:02 > 0:51:05like that. When we got backstage she was so keen to learn,
0:51:05 > 0:51:09- so willing to get stuck in and she's got...- You only get one chance, you only get one chance.
0:51:09 > 0:51:12After that performance, you'll get more than one chance.
0:51:12 > 0:51:14- Oh, I hope so. - It's a beautiful voice.
0:51:14 > 0:51:16Oh, that really was something.
0:51:16 > 0:51:19This could be the beginning of something very special!
0:51:19 > 0:51:21I can't believe it.
0:51:21 > 0:51:25Natasha, you were so, so fantastic. Thank you so, so much.
0:51:25 > 0:51:26- Thank you to Michael.- Thank you.
0:51:26 > 0:51:28And please, ladies and gentlemen, one more time,
0:51:28 > 0:51:31- she's been spectacular. - Take a bow.- Take a bow.
0:51:31 > 0:51:34It's our unexpected star of the show, Natasha!
0:51:34 > 0:51:35APPLAUSE
0:51:35 > 0:51:37And the fantastic Michael Ball.
0:51:43 > 0:51:46A huge thank you to all of my guests tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
0:51:46 > 0:51:50Join me next week. We'll be playing Send To All with another celebrity
0:51:50 > 0:51:52and of course there'll be another unexpected star of the show.
0:51:52 > 0:51:55Until then, thank you very much. Good night, bravo, thank you!
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