0:00:10 > 0:00:13Tonight on my Big Show...
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Ronan Keating plays Celebrity Send To All.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19Fabulously funny Josh Widdicombe.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22Jaw-dropping acrobatics from Chilly and Fly.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Music from pop sensation Jess Glynne,
0:00:25 > 0:00:27and rock god Bryan Adams.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31And who will be our Unexpected Star?
0:00:33 > 0:00:38Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Big Show!
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Please welcome your host, Michael McIntyre!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44CHEERING
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Yay!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Good evening, ladies and gentlemen...
0:01:01 > 0:01:05..and welcome to the Big Show!
0:01:07 > 0:01:11We have a wonderful show for you tonight.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12There'll be big star performances,
0:01:12 > 0:01:15big laughs and big surprises, oh, yes!
0:01:15 > 0:01:19And of course, I'll be playing my favourite game of them all -
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Celebrity Send To All.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Ah! Fancy a bit of that?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26And as ever, one member of the public
0:01:26 > 0:01:28will be getting the biggest surprise of their life
0:01:28 > 0:01:33when they become our Unexpected Star Of The Show.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- AUDIENCE:- Oooooh!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39I do live here in London, so it's very convenient for me, obviously,
0:01:39 > 0:01:42to come out and perform here, and it's a beautiful theatre.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44It's an absolute pleasure to be here.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Because recently I've been doing gigs abroad, which is new.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49And for some reason, I'm Norway's biggest comedian -
0:01:49 > 0:01:52ladies and gentlemen, you're looking at Norway's biggest comedian.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54I don't know how that's happened.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56I've never really been to Scandinavia before.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59The hotel was just all minimalist, you know?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Everything was just what you needed, you know -
0:02:02 > 0:02:04there's just a bed, and a sink, but it was good.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Because normally, hotels, they get very confusing now.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09You never know where the light switch is for stuff.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12They have these sensor lights now where you go in the bathroom
0:02:12 > 0:02:14and it just comes on, and you think, "Oh, that's good."
0:02:14 > 0:02:17But then you're on the loo and it goes off,
0:02:17 > 0:02:18and you have to try and get it back on.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22So you're doing... You're doing things you don't really want to be doing.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25And it's been so long since I've stayed in a hotel
0:02:25 > 0:02:28that just had a normal tap that you turn on and you turn off.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30I couldn't work the taps -
0:02:30 > 0:02:33I'm in this hotel room in Oslo trying to get water...
0:02:37 > 0:02:41And I called maintenance and the guy just came up and went,
0:02:41 > 0:02:42"You do this, you do that. Idiot."
0:02:45 > 0:02:48So I was very happy to be in this quite simple hotel room in Norway.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51And what I really liked was just one switch, one master switch
0:02:51 > 0:02:53next to the door that controlled the whole room.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55So I thought, "Oh, this is so easy." Because normally,
0:02:55 > 0:02:58you've got to find the switch for different sections of the room,
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Then the lamps next to the bed, you don't know if it's on the neck,
0:03:01 > 0:03:03you start fiddling for the neck.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Or you look at the wire - is it on the wire?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09It's not on the wire or the neck, is it the neck or the wire?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11And then after about 20 minutes, "Oh, it's the stampy one.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13"It's the stampy one!"
0:03:13 > 0:03:17So I was so thrilled that just one light turned everything off,
0:03:17 > 0:03:19one switch turned everything off. So I went...
0:03:19 > 0:03:22And this was after my gig, I'd had a couple of drinks and it was late.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25And I thought, "Oh, I'll just switch that off, bedtime."
0:03:25 > 0:03:28And it's hard to get back to the bed now because it's dark.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30So I'm sort of, I'm doing that walk
0:03:30 > 0:03:32when you're expecting to hit something.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35So I got into my bed, and unbeknownst to me -
0:03:35 > 0:03:37I have no idea why this was there -
0:03:37 > 0:03:40there was a switch behind the pillow
0:03:40 > 0:03:43that also controlled the same lights.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46So I lay in the bed, and then all the lights in the room went on.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51I thought someone had come in. "Hello? Hello?!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54"Is there somebody there? Hello!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56"Oh, that's very peculiar."
0:03:56 > 0:03:59So I went over to the door...
0:03:59 > 0:04:04turned the light off, dark again, made my way slowly...
0:04:04 > 0:04:06back to the bed...
0:04:08 > 0:04:09Got myself in, lay...
0:04:09 > 0:04:13As soon as my head hit the pillow, the lights went back on!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16What on earth is going on?
0:04:16 > 0:04:17So I marched back quite quickly.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20I convinced myself it was some kind of sensor.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23So this time I was very, very careful.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30I slowly got in the bed and nothing happened,
0:04:30 > 0:04:32I was like, "Oh, this is fine."
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Rolled over, the light went on again.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37So I phoned maintenance. Now, bear in mind,
0:04:37 > 0:04:39this man at maintenance already thinks
0:04:39 > 0:04:42I'm completely mental as a person.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46So I call him, I'm lying there now in the light
0:04:46 > 0:04:48and there's a knock at the door, I go, "Oh, thank you,
0:04:48 > 0:04:51"thank you for coming." He said, "Is it taps again?"
0:04:51 > 0:04:52"No, the taps are fine.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54"Look, watch this, the lights keep going on,
0:04:54 > 0:04:57"and I don't know why, there's something wrong.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59"After a certain amount of time, they just go on.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00"I'm going to show you, all right?"
0:05:00 > 0:05:01So I turn the light off,
0:05:01 > 0:05:04and I'm standing in the dark with this Norwegian man.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07I'm like, "Follow me, come with me."
0:05:07 > 0:05:11And I'm holding him a bit, "Come on, come with me.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12"Come on, come with me.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18"All right, are you there?" "Yes."
0:05:18 > 0:05:22"Just stand there, I'm just going to get into the bed, OK?"
0:05:24 > 0:05:27I lay in the bed and nothing happened, I'm just lying,
0:05:27 > 0:05:29I'm lying in the dark.
0:05:29 > 0:05:34And he just stood there and went, "Please let me go."
0:05:34 > 0:05:37"All right, go!" So he went, he was knocking over furniture,
0:05:37 > 0:05:39he made his way out of the door in the dark,
0:05:39 > 0:05:42I rolled over and the lights went on!
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Aaaggh!
0:05:48 > 0:05:53Now it is time for my favourite game in the whole world.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Why, of course, it's Send To All!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57CHEERING
0:05:57 > 0:06:02This, of course, is where I take somebody's mobile phone
0:06:02 > 0:06:06and send a text of my choosing and see what hilarious replies they get.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10So let's find out who's in our royal Send To All box this week.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Why, it's Ronan Keating!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14CHEERING
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Yes! Oh, Ronan! What a legend!
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- Is that your wife? - That's my wife Storm, yes.- Oh, hi.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- I didn't know you were there! Nice to see you.- You, too.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28- Oh, great.- Hi.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31You're really clutching her hand there, you look nervous.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32I'm a little bit nervous!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34That's very sweet, don't worry. Well, how are you?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- How's it all going? - Everything's good,
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- new album out, so working on that. - Right, what's it called?
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Time Of My Life. - I love it, I love it already.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Do you? - I heard that it's going to be
0:06:44 > 0:06:4625 years since Boyzone, is that right?
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Yeah, end of next year is kind of when it began, yeah.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Oh, 25! CHEERING
0:06:51 > 0:06:52That's pretty crazy.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- It is, right? - But you look exactly the same.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- You do!- I'm not so sure.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59I can see the way you said that, you were like, "I know I look good."
0:07:01 > 0:07:04And you've been spending a lot of time in Australia, is that right?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Yeah, yeah, I'm working on The Voice in Australia.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Oh, the programme. Not your own.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11No, no! Yeah!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14"If I'm going to practise, I need to get a long way from here."
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Anyway, can I confirm that you've got no idea
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- what text I'm going to put into your phone?- Absolutely no idea.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- And you've not told anybody to expect a text...- Not one person.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25..from you tonight.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28OK, well, I need to get your phone from you.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30And we've got this contraption here,
0:07:30 > 0:07:34so if you could just pop the phone into the cushion,
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- and I'll bring that down, here we go.- OK.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39MUSIC: Life Is A Rollercoaster by Ronan Keating
0:07:39 > 0:07:41# So don't fight it
0:07:41 > 0:07:44AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG
0:07:44 > 0:07:47# Life is a roller coaster
0:07:47 > 0:07:49# Just got to ride it... #
0:07:49 > 0:07:51You got it?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54# I need you... #
0:07:55 > 0:07:57All right, all right.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Ladies and gentlemen, I am now in possession -
0:07:59 > 0:08:03thank you very much - of Ronan Keating's mobile telephone!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05CHEERING
0:08:07 > 0:08:09OK, I'm going to pop it in there
0:08:09 > 0:08:11and then this should hopefully pop up.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Oh, this is fun.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Fatify!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20What is Fati... Baldify!
0:08:20 > 0:08:23All of your apps are about looking worse.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25My kids, my kids put them on.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27How do you do...?
0:08:27 > 0:08:28How do you do Fatify?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- Hit the camera.- Oh, hit the camera.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Yeah.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- And then I just press the middle bit?- Yeah.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45MICHAEL SHRIEKS WITH LAUGHTER
0:08:45 > 0:08:48That is so frightening, the way the eyes keep going.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Oh! Oh!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Oh, my...
0:08:59 > 0:09:02What, so I've gotta do Baldify now. I'm sorry, I can't...
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Oh, that was you!
0:09:04 > 0:09:07That's Ronan, it's bald Ronan!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Oh!
0:09:09 > 0:09:14That's... That's taken after the Christmas of 2023.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19A little glimpse into the future, there.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Oh, wow, it's too fun.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Now it is time for me to play Send To All by sending a text message,
0:09:24 > 0:09:27and we're just going to send it to his contacts
0:09:27 > 0:09:31and we're going to see what replies he gets at the end of the show.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33So we'll start with...
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Feeling...
0:09:34 > 0:09:36a little...
0:09:37 > 0:09:39..insecure.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Do you...
0:09:49 > 0:09:53still think...
0:09:53 > 0:09:54I'm hot?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Ohhh!
0:10:02 > 0:10:05I mean, Harry Styles...
0:10:06 > 0:10:08..Bieber...
0:10:08 > 0:10:13and that guy who plays Poldark?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Can I still...
0:10:20 > 0:10:22compete...
0:10:23 > 0:10:25..with these guys?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Let's sign it. How do you normally sign?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- I might say Ro sometimes.- Ro?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Yeah, depending on who I'm sending it to.- R-O?- Yeah, Ro.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Ro. OK.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43# Ro, Ro, Ro...
0:10:47 > 0:10:48# Your boat...
0:10:53 > 0:10:55# Gently down the stream...
0:10:56 > 0:10:58# Merrily, merrily... #
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Ro. No kiss?
0:11:02 > 0:11:06Ro. I don't know. Do you think I should go with no signing?
0:11:06 > 0:11:09AUDIENCE SHOUTS OUT
0:11:09 > 0:11:10I'm sending it!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12CHEERING
0:11:13 > 0:11:16OK, all right.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Please, one more time, Ronan Keating, what a sport!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21What a sport!
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Thank you so much,
0:11:23 > 0:11:28and we'll catch up with all your replies later in the show.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30OK. Ladies and gentlemen,
0:11:30 > 0:11:33I think it's time for a French-Canadian acrobatic duo
0:11:33 > 0:11:36making their British television debut, what do you think?
0:11:36 > 0:11:39CHEERING
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Prepare to gasp in amazement
0:11:41 > 0:11:45at the remarkable talents of Chilly and Fly!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47CHEERING
0:11:56 > 0:11:58MUSIC: In The Air by Morgan Page
0:13:16 > 0:13:18HEARTBEAT THUMPS
0:13:36 > 0:13:38MUSIC RESUMES
0:13:58 > 0:14:01CHEERING
0:14:10 > 0:14:12LAUGHTER
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Chilly and Fly, ladies and gentlemen, Chilly and Fly!
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Yay!
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Amazing. Absolutely amazing, breathtaking, congratulations.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31One more time, what about that? Chilly and Fly!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Oh! Thank you very much, brilliant!
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Now, ladies and gentlemen,
0:14:39 > 0:14:42we have some amazing stars on this stage tonight,
0:14:42 > 0:14:46but one of our performers isn't actually at the theatre yet.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48- AUDIENCE:- Oooooh!
0:14:48 > 0:14:52That's because right now, they don't even know they're on the show.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54You're going to love this.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Each week on the Big Show,
0:14:55 > 0:14:58we're going to surprise a member of the public,
0:14:58 > 0:15:01and they will be performing on this very stage
0:15:01 > 0:15:04as our Unexpected Star Of The Show!
0:15:06 > 0:15:08OK!
0:15:08 > 0:15:12So this is Craig Haywood.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Oh, dear. There's Craig, Craig is a locksmith from Poole.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18And we've called him out to the theatre tonight
0:15:18 > 0:15:20to fix a broken lock.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Basically, he's going to come through into the back of the theatre
0:15:26 > 0:15:29and we've mocked up a corridor that is a fake corridor,
0:15:29 > 0:15:32that actually leads all the way to here.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35And then I've got the last bit which we're going to fix on.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38So he comes through the corridor and then there's a door here...
0:15:39 > 0:15:42..which is locked!
0:15:44 > 0:15:48So you really have to help here, you have to be totally quiet.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50So he will be inside here trying to open this lock,
0:15:50 > 0:15:53and then, of course, when he does open it,
0:15:53 > 0:15:56you're all going to give him the biggest surprise of his life.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58OK, you up for that?
0:15:58 > 0:15:59CHEERING
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Because later on,
0:16:02 > 0:16:04he will then be performing, um...
0:16:04 > 0:16:08at the end of the show, in, basically, a huge big production
0:16:08 > 0:16:11that he obviously knows absolutely nothing about.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14He's been set up by his boss Kim
0:16:14 > 0:16:17and his wife Stacey, who I believe is here - Stacey?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Where are you, darling? Stacey?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22There she is, Stace. I'm going to come down and chat to you.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Ladies and gentlemen, big round of applause for Stacey.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27APPLAUSE
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- Yes! Hello, Stacey, darling, nice to see you.- Hello, nice to meet you.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Stacey, everyone. Stace... CHEERING
0:16:33 > 0:16:35You look very beautiful.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- So how are you?- I'm all right.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- A bit nervous. - Where does Craig think you are?
0:16:40 > 0:16:41He thinks I'm at home.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45So it's really going to be so many surprises just to see you here...
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- Yeah.- ..let alone to perform on the show.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- I know! - Is he a bit of a performer?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Is he a confident man, Craig?
0:16:52 > 0:16:56- He can be, yes, especially as a locksmith.- Right.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- Thinks he's the best of the best.- He thinks he can get through any lock?
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Yeah, yeah, he thinks he can do any lock.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05So he sees himself like as the James Bond of locksmithing?
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- Oh, yeah. Yeah.- All right. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Stacey, who's set the whole thing up!
0:17:16 > 0:17:19So Craig is on his way to the theatre right now
0:17:19 > 0:17:21for the surprise of his life, and trust me,
0:17:21 > 0:17:23his performance at the end of the show
0:17:23 > 0:17:25is going to be truly spectacular
0:17:25 > 0:17:29and will put his locksmith abilities to the ultimate test.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31AUDIENCE WHOOPING
0:17:34 > 0:17:36My next guest is a rock legend
0:17:36 > 0:17:38who's topped the charts in over 40 countries.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41His single Everything I Do, I Do It For You
0:17:41 > 0:17:45was number one from when I was nine till when I was 22 years old.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Please welcome the absolutely fantastic - what a treat -
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Bryan Adams is here!
0:17:50 > 0:17:52CHEERING
0:18:02 > 0:18:05# People believe what they wanna believe
0:18:09 > 0:18:13# You gotta give thanks for what you're about to receive
0:18:16 > 0:18:20# You mighta bit off more than you can chew
0:18:20 > 0:18:23# Deep inside, stay true to you
0:18:23 > 0:18:27# You got to do what you gotta do
0:18:27 > 0:18:31# Yeah, do what you gotta do
0:18:31 > 0:18:36# You got to do what you gotta do
0:18:38 > 0:18:41# You might take a hit You might take a punch
0:18:45 > 0:18:49# There ain't no such thing as a free lunch
0:18:52 > 0:18:56# Nobody knows what you've been through
0:18:56 > 0:18:59# Or what it's like to be in your shoes
0:18:59 > 0:19:03# You got to do what you gotta do
0:19:03 > 0:19:07# Yeah, do what you gotta do
0:19:12 > 0:19:14# Ohhhhh!
0:19:14 > 0:19:17# Do what you gotta do
0:19:18 > 0:19:21# Do what you gotta do
0:19:21 > 0:19:25# What goes around comes around
0:19:25 > 0:19:28# Do what you gotta do
0:19:28 > 0:19:32# You gotta keep both feet on the ground
0:19:32 > 0:19:35# Do what you gotta do
0:19:35 > 0:19:39# You mighta bit off more than you can chew
0:19:39 > 0:19:43# Deep inside, stay true to you
0:19:43 > 0:19:46# You got to do what you gotta do
0:19:46 > 0:19:50# Yeah, do what you gotta do
0:19:50 > 0:19:54# You got to do what you gotta do
0:19:54 > 0:19:57# Do what you gotta do
0:19:57 > 0:20:01# You gotta, you gotta, you gotta! #
0:20:01 > 0:20:03CHEERING
0:20:25 > 0:20:30# She said her love for me could never die
0:20:33 > 0:20:37# But that'd change if she ever found out about you and I
0:20:40 > 0:20:44# Oh, but her love is cold
0:20:44 > 0:20:47# It wouldn't hurt her if she didn't know
0:20:48 > 0:20:51# Cos when it gets too much
0:20:52 > 0:20:54# I need to feel your touch
0:20:54 > 0:20:56# I'm gonna run to you
0:20:58 > 0:21:00# I'm gonna run to you
0:21:02 > 0:21:05# Cos when the feeling's right I'm gonna run all night
0:21:05 > 0:21:08# I'm gonna run to you
0:21:16 > 0:21:19# Oh, I'm gonna run to you
0:21:20 > 0:21:22# I'm gonna run to you
0:21:24 > 0:21:27# Cos when the feeling's right I'm gonna run all night
0:21:27 > 0:21:30# I'm gonna run to you
0:21:30 > 0:21:34# I'm gonna run to you
0:21:39 > 0:21:41# I'm gonna run to you
0:21:41 > 0:21:45# Yeah!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51# Run to you! #
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Thank you!
0:21:54 > 0:21:56CHEERING
0:22:00 > 0:22:03The wonderful Bryan Adams!
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Oh what a pleasure, what a treat!
0:22:08 > 0:22:09Thank you so, so much for coming on.
0:22:09 > 0:22:14Oh, what a pleasure. One more time, the legendary Bryan Adams!
0:22:14 > 0:22:16CHEERING Come on!
0:22:16 > 0:22:20MICHAEL SINGS: # The feeling's right, I'm gonna run all night
0:22:20 > 0:22:22# I'm gonna run to you
0:22:22 > 0:22:25# Yeah, I'm gonna run to you! #
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Love that!
0:22:28 > 0:22:31OK, ladies and gentlemen, very exciting news.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Craig, our Unexpected Star Of The Show,
0:22:35 > 0:22:38is in the building - he's in the building, OK?
0:22:39 > 0:22:43He's in our backstage office right now and I think we have live...
0:22:43 > 0:22:44Can we go to him live? That's him live.
0:22:44 > 0:22:49So there he is, Craig on the right, and that is - is that Kim, his boss?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52So that on the left is Kim - his boss who's in on it - right?
0:22:52 > 0:22:55And they're just chatting, aren't they? About locks and stuff.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Is he showing off now? Craig, he's like,
0:22:57 > 0:23:00"I could probably open any lock, me, I've got it all.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01"Seriously. See those shoelaces?
0:23:01 > 0:23:04"I could undo 'em, do 'em up without you even knowing.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07"In fact, I just did it now, did you see? Did you see?
0:23:07 > 0:23:08"I did it with my left hand.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10"You see the hand I'm banging? I did it with that hand.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13"You did that to my foot that I'm wiggling right now?"
0:23:13 > 0:23:17"Yes, I did, Kim. And you see that light over there?
0:23:17 > 0:23:19"I just changed it, that's how fast I am."
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Anyway, Craig will be called away shortly
0:23:24 > 0:23:27to pick the lock of a door that is attached to the fake corridor.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30So here we have our corridor, as I've mentioned.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Right, so he's going to come through here
0:23:33 > 0:23:37and then he will find the door locked here.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40There should be a camera picking me up here, can you see me there?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45So here's the lock, here's the lock here,
0:23:45 > 0:23:48so he's going to have to fiddle with this... Fiddle like that.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51He's literally going to open it and that's what's going to happen.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53CHEERING
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Not only is Craig going to have to open this lock
0:23:59 > 0:24:01using all his locksmith skills -
0:24:01 > 0:24:03and be given the surprise of his life by seeing all you -
0:24:03 > 0:24:05to find out he's on the show tonight,
0:24:05 > 0:24:08but we're also going to surprise him with who set him up tonight
0:24:08 > 0:24:10by giving him another challenge
0:24:10 > 0:24:13to unpick this rather difficult-looking lock,
0:24:13 > 0:24:14and inside Stacey...
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Are you all right, Stacey? How are you doing in there?
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Knock twice if you're OK.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27Stacey, knock twice if you're OK.
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Fantastic.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Right.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Oh, I forgot to lock the door, forgot!
0:24:33 > 0:24:36HE LAUGHS
0:24:36 > 0:24:38It was nearly the easiest job of his life!
0:24:41 > 0:24:44All right, so I'm going to lock... I'm going to lock that door,
0:24:44 > 0:24:46that's locked.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48OK.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51All right, we're ready, so I say we go and get him.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Let's go and get him, let's bring him up.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55- Oh, here we go, here we go. - Hello. Sorry,
0:24:55 > 0:24:58I know we've been a long, long time waiting, haven't we?
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Are you the best man for the job, do you mind?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03We've only brought, like, certain stuff with us,
0:25:03 > 0:25:06so if I've got it, I'll do it, it's no problem.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09All right. Sorry, if you wait here, I think...
0:25:09 > 0:25:11he's going to be on his way anyway shortly.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- We'll come back for you. - Yeah, no worries.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16- Thanks for this, much appreciated. - That's all right.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19It happens all the time in this place, you know.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- I'd like to see how you do it, actually...- Not too much pressure!
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Yeah, sorry for keeping you waiting, by the way.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28- No, that's all right. - Right, here we go.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32So it's just this lock here.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Yeah, I think it's that one. Yeah, that one just there, yeah.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- It's locked still, yeah.- OK.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Take a quick look at it.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46- Is that your boss downstairs, is it? - Er, yeah.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48- What's he like? Nice guy? - Yeah, he's cool.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51- Yeah.- He is a nice guy.- Good.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Have a look at this!
0:25:54 > 0:25:57- What are you doing exactly? - Er, just...
0:25:57 > 0:25:59- trying to pick it.- Yeah, OK.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03You've done it! Push that open for me.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06CHEERING
0:26:14 > 0:26:17How are you doing, Craig? It's Craig, our locksmith!
0:26:19 > 0:26:22Go on, my son! Good to see you, Craigy.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26Don't forget your tools, don't forget your tools!
0:26:28 > 0:26:31What are you without your tools, Craig?
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Craig, Craig, welcome. Obviously this is not a normal job.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36No!
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- We've played a little surprise on you.- Oh, really(?)
0:26:39 > 0:26:42With the help... With the help of your mate Kim. There he is!
0:26:45 > 0:26:48So, there's 2,000 people in this theatre,
0:26:48 > 0:26:50we've got an amazing show tonight.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- So you had no idea about this? - Er, no.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55So, tell me, Craig, how good a locksmith do you think you are?
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Oh, right! You can't ask me that in front of 2,000 people.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Um...I do OK.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Could you get past any lock, do you think?
0:27:02 > 0:27:03Has any lock defeated you?
0:27:03 > 0:27:08Er...yeah, yeah.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09Oops!
0:27:11 > 0:27:13All right, so, a simple padlock.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16- We've got another lock over here, you've got your tools.- OK.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18So we've got a little bit of a problem with this.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Well, to be honest, it was delivered by accident, but, you know...
0:27:21 > 0:27:24I just want to know what's in it. So, padlock, what do you think?
0:27:24 > 0:27:27- Pretty standard, think you can get in there?- Yeah, I'll give it a go.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29How long do you think it would take you to open?
0:27:29 > 0:27:31- Got any bolt cutters?- Bolt cutters?!
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Um...I don't know!
0:27:36 > 0:27:39All right, good luck. Let's see if you can get that one open.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42All right, let's give him a little bit of atmosphere
0:27:42 > 0:27:44as we see Craig opening doors.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46AUDIENCE CLAP There he goes. He's hard at work.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Look at that, got it all in here.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54He's got things in his mouth, he's poking around.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59There's sparks flying, ladies and gentlemen,
0:27:59 > 0:28:01sparks are flying in the lock.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07CHEERING
0:28:08 > 0:28:11- Hello.- Hello!
0:28:17 > 0:28:19It's your beautiful wife, Stacey.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21There you go!
0:28:21 > 0:28:23Ladies and gentlemen, it's Craig and Stacey!
0:28:24 > 0:28:27OK. Stacey, if you'd like to take your seat back in the audience,
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Craig, come with me.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31OK, thank you! Well done.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36OK, Craig, you've proved yourself as a top locksmith.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39And we didn't just bring you here to open a few locks,
0:28:39 > 0:28:40you're here to take part in
0:28:40 > 0:28:43the ultimate challenge for any locksmith.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45To hear what you're going to do tonight, Craig...
0:28:45 > 0:28:47- OK.- ..I'm going to pass you over
0:28:47 > 0:28:50to one of the world's leading illusionists, Jamie Allan.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55Craig, this is the ultimate escapology trick.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57It's never been performed on British television.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59That's why we chose you, Craig,
0:28:59 > 0:29:02because only the James Bond of locksmiths
0:29:02 > 0:29:05could attempt such a terrifying task.
0:29:05 > 0:29:06You're going to have to use
0:29:06 > 0:29:09all of your unparalleled lockpicking abilities
0:29:09 > 0:29:12to free yourself before the spinning saws of doom
0:29:12 > 0:29:16turn you into wafer-thin slices.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24LAUGHTER
0:29:25 > 0:29:28Is there any way we make it an easier trick?
0:29:30 > 0:29:34Maybe just... If he can just open a door that's already open,
0:29:34 > 0:29:35something like that?
0:29:35 > 0:29:38I think you can do it, I think you can do it.
0:29:38 > 0:29:39Do you think Craig can do this?
0:29:39 > 0:29:41CHEERING Craig can do this.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43All right, Craigy, all right.
0:29:43 > 0:29:47- So you're going to go backstage, rehearse with Jamie, OK?- OK.
0:29:47 > 0:29:49And you're going to come back at the end of the show
0:29:49 > 0:29:52- to perform that trick for us. - All right.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55All I have to ask you, Craigy - are you up for it?
0:29:55 > 0:29:57- Yeah, I'm up for it. - Go on, then, Craig!
0:29:57 > 0:30:01Ladies and gentlemen, it's our Unexpected Star Of The Show!
0:30:01 > 0:30:05It's our locksmith, Craig! Brilliant.
0:30:08 > 0:30:13OK, ladies and gentlemen, we have the wonderful Ronan Keating here
0:30:13 > 0:30:15playing Send To All!
0:30:18 > 0:30:19I wonder how it's going.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22Do we know how many texts Ronan's got back so far?
0:30:22 > 0:30:23LAUGHTER
0:30:23 > 0:30:26Apparently some corkers, which is very exciting.
0:30:28 > 0:30:31My next guest is quite simply one of my favourite comedians
0:30:31 > 0:30:34and one of the hottest stand-ups in the country right now.
0:30:34 > 0:30:35WHOOPING
0:30:35 > 0:30:38And I'm so pleased to have him on my show tonight.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41Please welcome star of The Last Leg and his own BBC sitcom, Josh...
0:30:41 > 0:30:44It's the wonderful Josh Widdicombe!
0:30:44 > 0:30:45Widdies!
0:30:45 > 0:30:47MUSIC: Alright by Supergrass
0:30:47 > 0:30:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:30:58 > 0:30:59Hello.
0:30:59 > 0:31:00WHOOPING
0:31:00 > 0:31:04Yes. Yes, you're right to woo, yes.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Er, it's a genuine pleasure to be here.
0:31:07 > 0:31:11It's lovely to be out of the house. It is. I try and...
0:31:11 > 0:31:14Some people just laughing at the idea I ever leave the house.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16But I do, I do. I eat out.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19I had a situation in a restaurant... Have you had this recently?
0:31:19 > 0:31:22I went in, I just got offered some free bread.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25We went in, sat down and he went, um, "Here's the menus",
0:31:25 > 0:31:29then he went, "Before you start, do you want some bread?"
0:31:29 > 0:31:30"No.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32"No, because I'm not a duck."
0:31:32 > 0:31:35LAUGHTER
0:31:37 > 0:31:41I mean, if I wanted some bread I'd be down at the pond with my mates.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44I mean, how bad is the food on your menu?
0:31:44 > 0:31:48"There's the menu, but I'd fill up on bread if I was you, mate, it's awful."
0:31:48 > 0:31:51Then he came over, I thought he was going to take my order,
0:31:51 > 0:31:53he said, "Do you want some more bread?"
0:31:53 > 0:31:54Who's in the kitchen - Jesus?
0:32:00 > 0:32:02Best bread in a restaurant - we all know it - naan bread.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05Oh, I love naan bread - only in a restaurant.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08Don't make the mistake I did a few weeks ago,
0:32:08 > 0:32:12try and recapture the glory with a supermarket naan bread.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14Who do they think they are kidding?
0:32:14 > 0:32:18That is not and has never will be a naan bread.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20If they brought one of them out in a restaurant,
0:32:20 > 0:32:23"Sorry, is this a prank? Because I asked for a naan bread
0:32:23 > 0:32:27"and you've brought me out a piece of futon."
0:32:27 > 0:32:31And yes, I have tried sprinkling droplets of water on it!
0:32:31 > 0:32:33It makes no difference!
0:32:33 > 0:32:37There I am hunched over my tap with my supermarket naan bread,
0:32:37 > 0:32:42splashing away like I'm trying to keep a beached whale alive.
0:32:42 > 0:32:47It's like I'm waterboarding my naan bread for information.
0:32:47 > 0:32:50"Tell me why poppadoms are so moreish!"
0:32:50 > 0:32:53It just runs off - it's waterproof!
0:32:53 > 0:32:58How have I got a bit of food that is both wet and dry at the same time?
0:32:58 > 0:33:01I could use it as an edible umbrella.
0:33:03 > 0:33:06I only do British holidays. I do. I don't like flying.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08My parents will go on these foreign holidays.
0:33:08 > 0:33:12My parents are the kind of people that will go abroad and then
0:33:12 > 0:33:14get you presents from their holiday.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16No-one wants this.
0:33:17 > 0:33:21Last year they came back with a key ring that said "Morocco".
0:33:21 > 0:33:24So every time I get my keys out I can go, "Oh, yeah.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27"I haven't been to Morocco."
0:33:27 > 0:33:29My dad will always buy these gifts.
0:33:29 > 0:33:32I remember we went a few years ago on a family holiday to York.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35We're there, he's buying all this stuff from the gift shop.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37I said, "Why are you buying this tat?" He said, "Well, you know,
0:33:37 > 0:33:42"we should buy people some things to show them we've been to York."
0:33:42 > 0:33:44I said, "I think they'll believe us."
0:33:48 > 0:33:51I don't think they're going to ask for evidence.
0:33:51 > 0:33:54"Unless you've got a multicoloured rubber with the word 'York' on it
0:33:54 > 0:33:56"I'm not buying that tall story."
0:33:56 > 0:34:00What is this, a holiday or an alibi?
0:34:00 > 0:34:03The main reason I don't go on holiday abroad, I don't like flying.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05It terrifies me. I'm afraid of flying.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07I don't know how people aren't afraid of flying.
0:34:07 > 0:34:11About a year ago I was at an airport. All the flights were cancelled due to bad weather.
0:34:11 > 0:34:14People were complaining! Why are you complaining?
0:34:14 > 0:34:16Surely far worse would be
0:34:16 > 0:34:19you turn up at the airport and the announcement comes...
0:34:19 > 0:34:23and your flight is the only one that isn't cancelled.
0:34:23 > 0:34:27"EasyJet Flight E4597 is going to have a go for it."
0:34:35 > 0:34:38Tell you the announcement I hate. When you get on the flight, they go,
0:34:38 > 0:34:41"Just so you know, we're about half an hour late taking off
0:34:41 > 0:34:44"but don't worry, I'll try and make up a bit of time in the air."
0:34:44 > 0:34:46I don't want to hear that. I'm scared enough as it is
0:34:46 > 0:34:50without the news you're going to be speeding.
0:34:50 > 0:34:54Might as well go, "Just so you know, we're a couple of hours behind
0:34:54 > 0:34:57"but don't worry, I know a short cut across North Korean airspace."
0:35:00 > 0:35:04"Who fancies the loop-the-loop? You only live once - let's do it!"
0:35:05 > 0:35:07And the entertainment's not enough to distract you.
0:35:07 > 0:35:10There's the films. The other option, isn't it,
0:35:10 > 0:35:15watching that computerised map of your journey - who is that for?
0:35:15 > 0:35:16"No, I'm not really into films.
0:35:16 > 0:35:20"No, I think I'll just watch the satnav for the next six hours, yeah."
0:35:20 > 0:35:23I don't need to know how far I am on my journey.
0:35:23 > 0:35:27I tell you what - I'm going to get off when I land!
0:35:27 > 0:35:31I'm not going to go, "Oh, I'm going over my house, I'll just jump out here."
0:35:31 > 0:35:36There's all the pointless stats below - outside temperature.
0:35:36 > 0:35:37Who cares? I'm in here!
0:35:38 > 0:35:42Outside temperature, minus 20. "Oh, thank God I checked
0:35:42 > 0:35:45"because I was going to nip out for a fag."
0:35:45 > 0:35:46LAUGHTER
0:35:49 > 0:35:53"Well, I'd better put my parka on before I go wing walking."
0:35:53 > 0:35:56And then they turn the entertainment off as you're coming in to land.
0:35:56 > 0:35:58They'll just turn it off. Why?
0:35:58 > 0:36:00I'm sorry, it's a video player.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03I refuse to accept the technology interferes.
0:36:03 > 0:36:06"Oh, yeah, we're going to have to turn it off because it turns out
0:36:06 > 0:36:10"the pause button is also the one that brings the wheels up and down."
0:36:13 > 0:36:15"You don't want to happen what happened the other day -
0:36:15 > 0:36:18"we came into land, someone pressed fast forward and we only took off again."
0:36:23 > 0:36:25Er, you have been an absolute lovely audience.
0:36:25 > 0:36:28It's a genuine honour to play this. It's...
0:36:28 > 0:36:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:30 > 0:36:31It's just so nice. Thank you very much.
0:36:31 > 0:36:35Hope to see you again. Thank you very much. Cheers. Goodnight!
0:36:35 > 0:36:39Widdies! Thanks, Joshy.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41Josh Widdicombe, ladies and gentlemen!
0:36:41 > 0:36:43We love Josh Widdicombe.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48Stace, I've just seen Craig backstage
0:36:48 > 0:36:51and he seems quite cool now, you know, he's settling in.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53He seems very relaxed and he's been rehearsing
0:36:53 > 0:36:58and I think we have some footage of Craig rehearsing there...
0:36:58 > 0:37:01Well, there, he's showing him the lock.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03Doesn't really look like they're rehearsing,
0:37:03 > 0:37:06they're just chatting about, "So, how do you not open it again?
0:37:06 > 0:37:09"You put it in there and then you twist it."
0:37:09 > 0:37:10They're having a chat,
0:37:10 > 0:37:13so basically all I can tell you is that they're on it. Craig is on it.
0:37:13 > 0:37:16Anyway, Ronan, how are you? Are you enjoying the show tonight?
0:37:16 > 0:37:18- I am loving the show.- It's fun, isn't it?- My jaw's hurting.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21- Yay!- I can't stop laughing - it's terrible.- That's good, that's good.
0:37:21 > 0:37:25So I am in possession of your phone. It's in my pocket.
0:37:25 > 0:37:27Um, I don't know what replies you've got.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29I want to experience this with you.
0:37:29 > 0:37:32Let's remind everybody the text that I sent.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45Well, we've sent it with the phone
0:37:45 > 0:37:49and it's time to see what responses we got.
0:37:49 > 0:37:53Ladies and gentlemen, Ronan Keating playing Celebrity Send To All.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:37:55 > 0:37:59All right, we have had lots of replies.
0:37:59 > 0:38:01Gerard Keating?
0:38:01 > 0:38:03- My brother, yeah.- Your brother.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05It's just an amazing text from your brother.
0:38:05 > 0:38:08He literally texted...
0:38:08 > 0:38:09"No."
0:38:13 > 0:38:17It's great to get that level of family support.
0:38:18 > 0:38:22"Am I hot? Feeling a bit insecure. Can I compete with these guys?"
0:38:22 > 0:38:23"No."
0:38:25 > 0:38:27Shane-o?
0:38:27 > 0:38:29Shane from Boyzone, Shane-o, yeah.
0:38:29 > 0:38:32He said, "It's borderline, bro..."
0:38:32 > 0:38:35"but if you hang out with me a bit more I'll guarantee
0:38:35 > 0:38:37"you'll stay cool and current."
0:38:41 > 0:38:44They're so good because they're not really suspecting.
0:38:44 > 0:38:48Is this the kind of text you'd normally send, that starts
0:38:48 > 0:38:51with, "I'm feeling a bit insecure"?
0:38:51 > 0:38:54- It's...- Oh, this is great. - It's a regular thing.
0:38:54 > 0:38:55- Oh, my God.- Yeah.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57Who's Amanda Abbington?
0:38:57 > 0:38:59The actress, yeah.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02She just texted, "Is this that guy from Westlife?"
0:39:05 > 0:39:07Ouch!
0:39:07 > 0:39:09APPLAUSE
0:39:12 > 0:39:14I think she deserves a text back.
0:39:14 > 0:39:17- Yeah.- "How very dare you!"
0:39:20 > 0:39:21Yeah.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24OK... Sam Burgess?
0:39:24 > 0:39:25Yeah, the rugby player.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28- Oh.- Yeah. - You're very well connected.- Thanks.
0:39:28 > 0:39:32Well, Sam Burgess has given you three emojis of people crying with
0:39:32 > 0:39:36laughter and then he's gone, "I'd say a solid eight out of ten."
0:39:38 > 0:39:41- I'll take that from Sam. - He's going to take that.- Yeah.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43He's going to take that from Sam.
0:39:43 > 0:39:45Gary Keating, a relative?
0:39:45 > 0:39:47- My brother, yeah. - There's your brother.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50"Bieber and Poldark don't have a patch on you.
0:39:50 > 0:39:52"Harry is a tough one, though."
0:39:58 > 0:40:00Oh, that's lovely.
0:40:00 > 0:40:03Oh, Matt Goss!
0:40:03 > 0:40:04Oh, really?
0:40:04 > 0:40:09- I love that you've got Matt Goss's number.- I love Matt!
0:40:09 > 0:40:13# When will I, will I be famous? #
0:40:14 > 0:40:19He's started with, "Brother, I think you meant to send this to someone else. LOL...
0:40:21 > 0:40:24"But you're definitely hot, sweetheart."
0:40:32 > 0:40:34Russell C. Who's Russell C?
0:40:34 > 0:40:36- Russell Crowe.- Oh, God.
0:40:36 > 0:40:37LAUGHTER
0:40:37 > 0:40:39- Who's...?- That's Russell Crowe.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
0:40:42 > 0:40:45Russell Crowe? Gladiator?
0:40:46 > 0:40:49"My name is Maximus Aurelius Maximus..."
0:40:49 > 0:40:51I really don't want...
0:40:51 > 0:40:54"Father of a murdered son, son to a murdered father
0:40:54 > 0:40:56"and I shall get my vengeance, Ronan Keating."
0:40:57 > 0:41:00I... I really didn't want him to respond.
0:41:00 > 0:41:03- Oh, nothing gets past Crowe.- Right.
0:41:03 > 0:41:06"Ha-ha, someone's got your phone, mate."
0:41:07 > 0:41:09Thank God, thank God!
0:41:15 > 0:41:17"Yes, I have his phone.
0:41:19 > 0:41:24"And my name is Maximus..."
0:41:26 > 0:41:28- No.- "Father of a murdered son..."
0:41:31 > 0:41:33Shall I send that?
0:41:33 > 0:41:35- AUDIENCE:- Yes!
0:41:35 > 0:41:37Right, that's gone to Russell Crowe.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47All right, I think that's it unless anything comes through
0:41:47 > 0:41:50while we were... Oh, yes, something has just come through.
0:41:50 > 0:41:55HIGH-PITCHED: # She smiled at me on the subway, but she was with another man... #
0:41:55 > 0:41:58James Blunt has just texted while I was standing here.
0:41:59 > 0:42:03That's just come through. I just want to hold this phone all night.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08OK, James Blunt says, "Ronan, you are the king."
0:42:08 > 0:42:10WHOOPING
0:42:10 > 0:42:13"They are all just cheap imitations of you.
0:42:15 > 0:42:18"You will always..." It's not, it's not finished.
0:42:18 > 0:42:23"You will always be number one. PS - we should be together."
0:42:23 > 0:42:26LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:42:29 > 0:42:32Ladies and gentlemen, absolutely truly amazing -
0:42:32 > 0:42:35Ronan Keating playing Send To All. What about that?
0:42:35 > 0:42:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:42:37 > 0:42:40Oh, brilliant. Russell Crowe!
0:42:44 > 0:42:46So, the time has come
0:42:46 > 0:42:50for our unexpected star of the show to perform!
0:42:50 > 0:42:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:42:52 > 0:42:56Yes, it is locksmith Craig's big moment!
0:42:56 > 0:42:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:01 > 0:43:03Earlier tonight, as you may remember,
0:43:03 > 0:43:06Craig came here to open a locked door
0:43:06 > 0:43:11and he has agreed, heroically, to be our unexpected star of the show.
0:43:11 > 0:43:14So I don't want to miss this, so I'm going to come into the audience
0:43:14 > 0:43:16and join you, Stace, if that's OK.
0:43:16 > 0:43:17I'm coming down, all right?
0:43:17 > 0:43:20So do you think you can... Sorry, do you mind moving up
0:43:20 > 0:43:22if you don't mind? I'll just... I'll just sit in here.
0:43:22 > 0:43:25OK. Oh, well, there's a popcorn in here as well.
0:43:25 > 0:43:26Oh, that's actually...
0:43:27 > 0:43:29Do you want to help yourself?
0:43:29 > 0:43:31Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come -
0:43:31 > 0:43:34please welcome illusionist Jamie Allan tonight here
0:43:34 > 0:43:38with our unexpected star of the show... It's Craig the locksmith!
0:43:38 > 0:43:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:46 > 0:43:49Craig, this is a trick I've wanted to try for a long time.
0:43:51 > 0:43:55But I've never really had anybody with the right credentials to do it.
0:43:55 > 0:43:59I'm going to lock you in place, Craig, between these two
0:43:59 > 0:44:02industrial spinning buzz saws.
0:44:04 > 0:44:08And they move into this box by means of these high-pressure air rams
0:44:08 > 0:44:11and they do it in a little under ten seconds
0:44:11 > 0:44:15and once they start, they will not stop.
0:44:16 > 0:44:21So, Craig, you think you're the James Bond of locksmiths?
0:44:21 > 0:44:23James Bond always escapes.
0:44:24 > 0:44:26Let's see if you can.
0:44:26 > 0:44:29CHEERING
0:44:29 > 0:44:32DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:45:25 > 0:45:27METAL GRINDS
0:45:38 > 0:45:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:45:41 > 0:45:43There he is! There he is!
0:45:52 > 0:45:54Oh, what?
0:45:58 > 0:46:01Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Craig,
0:46:01 > 0:46:03our unexpected star of the show!
0:46:03 > 0:46:06How on earth? How on earth?!
0:46:06 > 0:46:09Stacey had her heart in her mouth when the things...
0:46:09 > 0:46:13And she was talking to me about insurance and the will.
0:46:13 > 0:46:15It was very, very stressful for us!
0:46:15 > 0:46:18And, of course, huge thanks and congratulations -
0:46:18 > 0:46:21Jamie Allan, ladies and gentlemen. What about that?
0:46:21 > 0:46:24- Jamie, thank you so much. - Thank you.- Incredible.
0:46:24 > 0:46:26And one more time, did you enjoy that, Craig?
0:46:26 > 0:46:28Yeah, yeah.
0:46:28 > 0:46:31You seem a lot more relaxed and you look so spectacular in this get-up.
0:46:31 > 0:46:33I feel like Austin Powers in this suit.
0:46:33 > 0:46:34Didn't he wear one the same colour?
0:46:34 > 0:46:37Absolutely incredible. Did you enjoy the whole experience?
0:46:37 > 0:46:39- Awesome, yeah, thanks very much for having me.- Amazing.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42Well, what about that, ladies and gentlemen? Please...
0:46:42 > 0:46:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE What a fantastic sport. He's really been through it tonight.
0:46:46 > 0:46:49One more time for the unexpected star of our show tonight -
0:46:49 > 0:46:51it's Craig the locksmith!
0:46:51 > 0:46:53CHEERING
0:46:53 > 0:46:57And a huge thank you, ladies and gentlemen, to all my guests tonight.
0:46:57 > 0:47:00Join me next week, where somebody else will be given the surprise
0:47:00 > 0:47:03of their life and become the unexpected star of the show.
0:47:03 > 0:47:06Another celebrity, of course, will be playing Send To All and there'll
0:47:06 > 0:47:09be more fun and games with you, the audience, and star performances.
0:47:09 > 0:47:11But right now, singing us out
0:47:11 > 0:47:14is a multi-million single selling pop sensation.
0:47:14 > 0:47:16It's the wonderful Jess Glynne!
0:47:16 > 0:47:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:47:21 > 0:47:25MUSIC: Ain't Got Far to Go by Jess Glynne
0:47:27 > 0:47:30AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG
0:47:34 > 0:47:37# Birds fly, we turned finally free
0:47:37 > 0:47:40# Patience lost, I began to lose me
0:47:40 > 0:47:44# My advice would be, take a breath
0:47:44 > 0:47:47# Close your eyes and take a step
0:47:47 > 0:47:50# I wasn't scared I fought this on my own
0:47:50 > 0:47:53# You pulled me down and I let you go
0:47:53 > 0:47:56# I told you I would prove you wrong
0:47:56 > 0:47:59# And now I'm here and I'm standing strong
0:48:00 > 0:48:03# I know
0:48:03 > 0:48:04# I know, I know
0:48:04 > 0:48:06# I know
0:48:06 > 0:48:07# I know, I know
0:48:07 > 0:48:09# I know
0:48:10 > 0:48:13# That I ain't got far to go, go, go
0:48:13 > 0:48:17# Cos I spent forever waiting
0:48:17 > 0:48:20# And it's no longer a dream
0:48:20 > 0:48:23# And now I've landed on my feet
0:48:23 > 0:48:26# And I ain't got far to go
0:48:26 > 0:48:30# Oh-ho-ho-hold tight, rollercoaster, here we go
0:48:30 > 0:48:34# Florida, Orlando, I ain't playing with you
0:48:34 > 0:48:37# Day one, I said I'd go for me
0:48:37 > 0:48:40# One box ticked, got a lot to beat
0:48:40 > 0:48:43# I wasn't scared I fought this on my own
0:48:43 > 0:48:47# You pulled me down and I let you go
0:48:47 > 0:48:50# I told you I would prove you wrong
0:48:50 > 0:48:53# And now I'm here and I'm standing strong, yeah
0:48:54 > 0:48:56# I know
0:48:56 > 0:48:57# I know, I know
0:48:57 > 0:48:59# I know
0:48:59 > 0:49:01# I know, I know
0:49:01 > 0:49:02# I know
0:49:04 > 0:49:07# That I ain't got far to go, go, go
0:49:07 > 0:49:10# Cos I spent forever waiting
0:49:10 > 0:49:14# And it's no longer a dream
0:49:14 > 0:49:17# And now I've landed on my feet
0:49:17 > 0:49:19# And I ain't got far to go
0:49:20 > 0:49:23# I'm here to stay, I'm here to stay
0:49:23 > 0:49:25- # Amen - Amen
0:49:25 > 0:49:27- # Oh, amen - Amen
0:49:27 > 0:49:29# And if I had to go back in time
0:49:29 > 0:49:32- # I would just do it again - Again
0:49:32 > 0:49:33- # Oh, again - Again
0:49:33 > 0:49:36# Hey, hey, hey, I
0:49:36 > 0:49:38# Hey, hey, hey, I
0:49:38 > 0:49:39# I know
0:49:39 > 0:49:41# I, I ain't got far to go
0:49:41 > 0:49:42# Hey, hey, hey, I
0:49:42 > 0:49:44# Hey, hey, hey, I
0:49:44 > 0:49:46# I, I know
0:49:46 > 0:49:47# I, I, I ain't got far to go
0:49:47 > 0:49:49# I know
0:49:49 > 0:49:51# I know, I know
0:49:51 > 0:49:53# I know
0:49:53 > 0:49:54# Oh, I know, I know
0:49:54 > 0:49:56# I know
0:49:57 > 0:50:00# That I ain't got far to go, go, go
0:50:00 > 0:50:04# Cos I spent forever waiting
0:50:04 > 0:50:07# And it's no longer a dream
0:50:07 > 0:50:10# And now I've landed on my feet
0:50:10 > 0:50:13# And I ain't got far to go, go, go
0:50:13 > 0:50:17# Cos I spent forever waiting
0:50:17 > 0:50:21# And it's no longer a dream
0:50:21 > 0:50:23# And now I've landed on my feet
0:50:23 > 0:50:26# And I ain't got far to go
0:50:26 > 0:50:28# And, and I ain't
0:50:28 > 0:50:30# And, and I, oh
0:50:30 > 0:50:31# And, and I ain't
0:50:31 > 0:50:33# And, and I, oh
0:50:33 > 0:50:35# And, and I ain't
0:50:35 > 0:50:37# And, and I, oh
0:50:37 > 0:50:41# And I ain't got far to go, go, go. #
0:50:41 > 0:50:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:50:45 > 0:50:46Thank you.